Kev Edition
nice one fuckwit
Would kev last a day in the scorch?
Azusa
Big fan of the JF arsepain and triggering in this thread lads
>>52676323
>>52688516
post boipucci
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52688564
You got sausage rolls over there you fat bastard?
we need to stop posting and talking about Kevin
>>52688614
They're called beef sausage croissants
going to go buy some shit from mrporter tomorrow lads
my bank balance isnt prepared
>>52688614
desu im only 58 kilo
i save cash by just eating instant noodles and drinking tea instead of beer or soda
>>52688644
Are those cheese slices i can see?
On my way home now from Dublin
6th time this week
Hey junior where's your little girlfriend
>>52688697
Yeh but do you have sausage rolls?
>>52688513
he's a big guy
>>52688484
>>52688461
how many do you have
how do i destroy london's economy lads?
Who is jck the ripper? Why wasn't he ever caught. No bully
evening lids
manchester and leeds are all wet
>>52688779
Cap bankers bonuses
charli
>>52688760
slimy willy caterpilly
>>52688753
n-no...
time for a wank over Doctor Who lads.
>>52688784
>Who is jck the ripper?
We don't know
>Why wasn't he ever caught.
We didn't know who he was
currently ignoring her lads
hope she feels like shit
>>52688806
Wew
>>52688824
Do you even know what the fuck i'm talking about?
>>52688865
She probably doesn't care at all
Dublin of all places!
Watching Cyberbully
...
do people take this seriously?
>>52688784
the man
the myth
the legend
Dublin
Dublin of all places
My daughteru
>>52688886
her friend told me she called her and was really upset about what's happening recently. doesn't seem to realise it's her fault. so i'm going to make her feel bad because i'm sick of her shit
>>52688912
For the 6th time this week.
Someone please post Kev's Twitter, I need to contact him
>>52688957
Why are you in London?
>>52688964
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle
>>52688980
Funnily enough. Yes, yes I am.
want charli to drop her kitty down low on me
>>52688964
Cenaboyle you fucking wally
>>52688882
i told u i dont have sausage rolls, now post butt
would a slightly tipsy finnish male a have any change with laura-mary?
>>52689040
He might have a chance, I doubt he'd have any change.
cold out
>>52689004
same
found the secret to immortality lads
>>52688964
what are you going to do?
what the fuck is it with britain and floods? doesn't your government manage this properly?
how can i become a u.s citizen. Living in Ireland.
Help
>>52689004
Want to caress her down there desu
>>52689076
Semen consumption
>>52689097
no lad the tories don't care about anyone who earns less than 100k
we should all create twitter accounts and spam lisicki pics at kev
>>52689117
Yeah that's why they gave a tax cut to the low and middle income earners
>>52689105
that's part of it actually
>>52689020
mong
>>52689097
>being scolded by future atlantis about flooding
*skates towards you*
chebs
>>52689200
Is he even any good at ice hockey?
>>52689164
we're not going to be atlantis..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_control_in_the_Netherlands
How is /losevirginity21stcentury/ coming along lads?
>you now realise that in 5 days time all the threads will have stupid party hats on them
thoughts on this?
>>52689240
2016 for sure
>>52689230
Probably not if he coaches little girls
>>52689247
You can block them
>>52689247
Why didn't all the posts have stupid Santa hats on them yesterday?
Parents tricked me into going to an arranged marriage meeting, said they wanted me to drive them to a family friends house. I was so fucking clueless as to what was going on. She was a qt but i haven't felt any sexual arousal or attraction in nearly a year and have no interest in getting married at such a young age (23)
>>52689247
just find the parthat url and block it silly
>>52689240
n-next century
>going out to the pub on my own in 30 mins
>>52689286
absolute humdinger of a goal from the coloured southampton lad
>>52689286
Raj.
I wish I was an attractive genius like Alan Turing
*skates closer towards you*
>>52689314
Why put yourself through it lad, drink with us here
Link to Lisiki's twitter pls
>>52689264
factually wrong and objectively stupid
First lisicki video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K56a7pnmKjU
>you will never be part of a late 1990s 1-hit wonder pop group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_00SguhEhHWVRj2m6ImxBtG&index=37
>>52689349
I've been here for the last week and need to go out for my parents sake. Might just hide in the forest
>>52689327
Which one? And LOLsenal
RARE image of kev getting blacked
>cold out
was Kev talking about the weather, or society in general?
who has hurt you Kev
>>52689398
Go for a walk, i went to the pub alone once and it was horrible
>>52688761
comfy show ngl
>>52689398
You should be fine, just make sure your phone is fully charged and you go to a proper pub lad.
>>52689398
I used to just drive out to a car park and wait a few hours with my laptop
>>52689285
hiroshimoot is a jap, they don't celebrate christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ
absolute tune
>>52689437
Nice to see our Kev smile for a change
People have been complaining that when they go on the 4chan homepage, they sometimes get redirected to advertising websites.
I just wonder who would stand to profit off such a strange glitch?
>>52689480
Bit too cold out for that.
eating olives
>>52689437
Did he go to New York with somebody or did he get strangers to take those pictures? Does he live alone? Is he autistic? What is his job? What does he have against Dublin? Is he any good at ice hockey.
is there a facebook profile for kev?
Ok I'm doing it
goodbye friends
>>52689388
i would argue that 1996 is more mid-90s, rather than late 90s
>>52689547
Good luck m8, we'll be here when you're ready.
>>52689547
See ya later!
Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, flowing into the night
People so busy, make me feel dizzy, taxi light shines so bright
But I don't, need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset, I am in paradise
Every day I look at the world from my window
But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine.
>>52689547
God speed lad.
>>52689453
fucking hell thats deep senpai
>>52689240
>tfw you'll never be based Manuel
Got matched on tinder by a girl I know, give me an opener lads.
>Millions brave the Boxing Day sales
oh how brave, how valiant
>>52689503
>>52689599
It's cold out.
kev - "i'll do anything for my family"
Why did he go to Dublin 6 times in one week?
anybody got some rare kevs
willing to pay top dollar
>>52689481
I want Nip-style KFC buckets
>>52689599
what do you think about the m50
>>52689599
>>52689453
yfw he was reciting a poem about the troubles
>>52689603
I got a jacket for roughly the same price it was pre-sale and an album that wasn't even on sale, the savings could get me a couple of pints.
>>52689664
Thought you were going out
>>52689639
>dollar
Fuck off yank.
>>52689664
That is a nice looking bottle opener tbf.
Fuck off paddy
>>52689668
Fuckin hell
I used to play a game called Dark Orbit.
I spent a lot of money on it.
>>52689623
I don't know... Dublin! Dublin of all places!
>>52689689
nah that's not me
>>52689692
memes aside, what even happens in Maine?
also, why are the State flags so similar f.am?
>>52689739
I spent over £300 on Habbo
>>52689740
i hate it
>>52689747
Go to Kev's house for us lad
>>52689747
fuck off skepta
>did you miss me anon-kun?
>>52689772
It's a fucking addiction isn't it
my bumhole stinks
>>52689770
>also, why are the State flags so similar f.am?
Because they don't matter. Only one flag that matters
>>52689797
Got some golf tees and a little notebook
>>52689797
Fish curls = You will die a virgin
literally cannot fathom how anyone finds the queen's speech interesting or woth even listening to?
it's completely devoid of any interesting content because she makes a great effort to not mention anything and it doesn't have any structure its just random sentences she's bumbling through, can someone please explain to me what they mean by 'i liked the queen's speech' or why they unironically watched it?
'this is a christmas tree, we gather around christmas trees, my grandmother had a christmas tree, look at it in this nice picture, christmas can be difficult when someone has died, it has been a long year, bit cold out, irish weather, sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit, as it says in the bible and is often quoted 'thine light is blah blah blah'
^ my impression
>>52689772
>haven't cancelled my RS sub
>must've spent at least £30 on it since I last played
>>52689839
Rasheed
>>52689770
pine trees
hicks
>>52689803
>tfw trading master
>started with stools won from furni games
>worked up incrementally to HC sofas
>before I stopped playing I had about 20 HC sofas and never spent a penny
>>52689853
fuck off idiot, post a proper response.
Girlfriend basically gave herself a gift for Christmas - a Lovehoney voucher.
Can't work out whether I should be annoyed or not
>>52689839
Baby Charlotte and Colonies Mentioned
my room is badly insulated lads an di am cold
>Nigel Farage is known as a man of the people...and those people are bigoted arseholes.
Wow absolute zinger there from Jimmy Carr on Big Fat Quiz
>>52689878
Triggered Rasheed.
carlis fanny on your face
on your face
on your face
carlis fanny on your face
and your bellend
>>52689839
>>52689878
you sound like a right twat
>>52689739
I spent a shameful amount of money on league of legends skins but when I heard about this friend of a friend it made me feel much better.
This guy has spend literally thousands of pounds (as a student) on league of legends. He is having to beg people for money to pay rent because he spends it on league. He is the epitome of a fedora, living neckbeard stereotype.
Every now and then someone will post his new profile pic in the lad chat just for a laugh. Makes you feel good about yourself when you see these people.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262148973123
cop or not?
>gays literally have to clean poo off their willies
what a crazy world
>>52689878
Rorke
HEIL TRUMP! MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!
>>52689898
>>52689906
>like something objectively shit
>get called out on it
>better say r-rasheed
>>52689864
that habbox furni value shit killed the game for me
and it was a game, it was like the stock market guessing what would rise and fall in value
one someone set a gold standard, nobody would trade if it meant losing ANY value whatsoever, even if you could make them understand that values rise and fall over time
that's what you get trading with 10 year olds
https://imgur.com/a/A6L5j
quite good
>>52689839
Well Rasheed my family and I watch it just out of respect. It's always the same 'we have to bend over for the muslim horde' shite though.
>>52689924
no they don't
all you do is douche about 20 minutes before sex and it's completely clean
>>52689924
i usually clean the bfs willy with my mouth once he's done giving me a good bumming
>tfw reading my marxist friends' edgy posts about the monarchy on Facebook during the Queen's speech
>>52689901
>c-c-carly?
>>52689951
>Is a Paki
>Hates something quintessentially white
OK Rasheed.
>>52689937
Fuck off
>>52689924
Thanks to my prediliction for anal sex I have nonspecific coliform urethritis
It actually stings less when I pee
>>52689961
I don't really get that my man? Its not like the queen knows you're watching and is going to be upset if you don't.
rate my budget PC build lads.
http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/LQnLMp
>>52689951
you're embarrassing yourself la
been a strict vegetarian for 12 years and just had a leftover beef stew because i was desperate, AMA
just made a song lads x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGUzkDfHvVo&feature=youtu.be
Rafi Stone you little wasteman i'm sick of seeing your ugly mug in the comments section of every video posted on /brit/
jog on you lanky streak of piss
>>52689988
>listening to some lady literally just spend 10 minutes saying words but not meaning anything substantial is something white
you're a real dope.
>>52690046
Rasheed.
>>52689770
Nothing much. They fish lobster ans scallops along the shores, farm blueberries and potatoes in the interior.. Everyone is descended from ulster-scot or English settlers in the 18th-19th century, except the new France descendants in the far northwest. The average age in rural parts is really old, most villages and towns are full of pensioners.
Lots of lakes and pine trees and summer cottages where wealthy Massachusetts/NY residents spend vacations. Gangs of Quebecois youths come to the shitty, rocky, cold-water ""beaches"" and litter a lot (french labeling on garbage I see lying around)
Lots of heroin/opiate pill addicts now. Crime went up because of addicts, sometimes breaking in to people's summer cottages in the winter when nobody is home to look for pills
They speak French in the far interior due to Quebec border.
State flags often only differ with the central seal, which you can't see on /int/
>>52690030
you're embarassing yourself by watching an old woman ramble at you and getting offended when someone calls you out on how ridiculous it is.
>>52690032
how does your stomach feel?
also quite disappointed in you lad
t. vegan for 5 years
some right bloody plebs out today
didn't realise people under the age of 60 gave a fuck about the royal family 2bh
>>52690044
keking
>>52690046
>The Queen
>Some Lady
TOP KEK
>my marxist friends
young thug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTpUflYxNKM
>>52689895
doubt most people even know why they dislike nige these days desu
if you asked them they'd just stumble around quoting ex-members who said a stupid thing who got kicked out for saying their stupid thing
if you asked which of their policies were "bigoted" "racist" etc they'd either avoid the question or make something up i reckon
>ukip is rayciss because they kicked out a member who said something rayciss instead of embracing it
>>52690013
>AMD processor
lots of the old christmas noobs as they call them on the call of duty today lads
>>52690003
That's not a great example to set for your kids though is it
>>52690124
JUST
>>52690078
nobody posted anything about the queen's speech
you just sperged out from nothing
>>52690072
>Everyone is descended from ulster-scot
>Lots of heroin/opiate pill addicts
haha wonder why
>>52689907
It feels good at the time but looking back it seems like a waste
I used to use my house phone to ring their number for ingame currency, it cost £1.50 a minute and i just rested the phone on the side for long periods of time
Glad i got out of it
>>52690091
fine, i still seem to be able to digest meat and it tasted really fucking good
worried it might tempt me into a relapse 2bh
>>52690044
good post
Bit sick of this 'pretend Richard Ayoade is funny' meme.
listening to some thugger tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc
>>52690128
what do you mean by that?
not listening to the queen's speech is setting a bad example to your kids?
>>52690146
it was a genuine question, sorry if i feel emphatic about it
>>52690098
>it doesn't matter that's utter onnsense, the woman on the money said it so i should listen
memes
>>52690161
he's such a fanny
>>52689864
>tfw parents strictly forbade purchasing credits cos dad was smart and read small print
>female m8 back in year 5 gifted me a stool so I could have something for my room
>felt rebellious so I went ahead and bought credits anyway via premium phone line
>sister did the same thing cos I told her dad decided it was ok
>phone bill came in at the end of that month and me and sister had spent over £350 on habbo credits
>tfw we got banned from the internet for three weeks
>tfw that female m8 who gifted me the stool liked me and I liked her back but we didn't kiss or anything
>tfw no pre-pubescent love
>tfw no stool irl
>western UK
>Responding to multiple posts in one post
>>52690221
>>52690161
you realise that Rafi is Dormer?
the little memester who always posts le ebin /brit/ posts to r/4chan
>>52690221
i have him on skype lel
>>52690196
>mother is norwegian
>father is nigerian
>>52690098
>being this hypnotised
she is just another ape
>>52690263
Rasheed.
>>52690229
UK more like poo gay
>>52690247
yeah I know, and posts obnoxious macfag screenshots
also Kev needs to be left alone
>>52690229
Fucking kek, London master race wins again
>>52690229
>house is literally flooded
>posting from a premier inn
waiting for lenny henry to rape my arse
>tfw no lactating gf
>>52690204
No, I'm saying 'haha it doesn't matter so long as they're not watching!' is a bad example.
>I listen to the Queen speech
>I admit it is nonsense and adds nothing to my life
>But being tuned into the radio/tv is a sign of respect
surely you're aware of how absurd this sounds?
>>52690302
At least you'll be comfy.
>>52690302
It's Sir Lenny now
>>52690302
Alan.
>>52690229
LONDON ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>52690253
>Went to Cambridge
>Gets on telly because he has a funny voice
can someone explain what a dormer is?
my guess would be it's a student who lives in a dorm but i'm not sure
am i correct?
>>52690253
>mother is norwegian
>father is nigerian
everytime
>>52690323
why? what has listening to this woman spew nonsense for 10 minutes got to do with raising children?
far too hot. getting in the COLD shower now before I up and catch fire
>hot shower plebs will NEVER know this feeling
>there are people ITT who would actually bow to the queen
embarrassing. you're slaves. i would dropkick the old fuck. she is a criminal.
>>52690355
Woah haha calm down there Mr. Harris you just diddled a kid lmao
>>52690107
>>52690202
Based Thugger
>>52690330
yeah it is a very nice room desu
>>52690333
sorry
>>52690342
u wot
moving in with my auntie temporarily tomorrow, might unironically get her drunk and try shag her
really dont get why my brother gave me a 30 pound amazon gift card instead of just giving me 30 quid 2bh
>>52690352
stay in your element, you working class serf
>>52690404
probably thinks you a degenerate drug user so this way you can spend it on something else
>>52690404
So you wouldn't spend the money on drugs.
>>52690382
dream on Rasheed, the queen would kick your fucking head in herself
>its a republicans are jealous of the Queen again episode
>>52690404
So you cant spend it on molly
>>52690431
oh just shut the fuck up, this post isn't even funny in the slightest
just do yourself a favour and delete this and don't come back to /brit/
>>52690252
who are you?
>>52690455
your dad
>nice """""""""""monarchy"""""""""""" you fucking faggots!
gonna have a quick blast on euro truck sim lads
anyone play it? got any tips?
only started the other day, trying to level up so i can buy my own truck
Reminder to filter and ignore yanks instead of responding to them
If you all do it eventually we will actually be rid of them
if britain becomes a republic before australia does does the royal family have to move to australia?
>>52690455
the question isn't who am i
the question is where am i
>>52690428
>>52690438
>>52690443
already got all my mandy for new years lads, i would have used the money on a train ticket to london though to go and get fucked up haha what am i like x
>>52690442
Don't think any republican is jealous of the Royals, their lives are probably a bit shit desu.
>>52690486
volvo best truck
>>52690252
>>52690479
pop up on skype, i'm appearing offline
>>52690431
>>52690444
?????????
oh my GOD what are you DOING you PRETIN
>>52690495
Yes
>>52690498
please be london
Fucking hell, Arsenal.
