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more canals than venice edition
one day i'll make it
>living outside of the west midlands
aha for fucks sake
really do feel for you mugs sometimes
more pakis than pakistan
like the smell of an unwashed knob
marina
>>52685485
>>out
s m h
Maisie
>>52685481
best county
What's it like to kiss a girl for the first time lads?
going to use notepad rather than word for the craic
BRUM MENTIONED
>>52685546
stab wounds swell
>>52685488
>implying Leicester doesn't have designated shitting streets
>>52685526
>>52685546
good lads
let's go for a few bevvys in the jewellery quarter
Important:
http://strawpoll.me/6368273
just stuck a dairy milk up my arse
>>52685580
wouldn't be opposed to meeting up for a pint with a few britlads except for the fact that my mug would be plastered over brit for a few weeks and I might become a meme
>>52685599
stuck a popping candy freddo up my arse
feels pretty strange
just did a yawn
might do another soon
>>52685591
voted for red in round 1 and round 2 so i'm loyal as fuck to that red
btw i expect that me voting and replying to you to tell you what i voted for to count as two votes
how do i get an ulster gf?
>>52685620
>not wanting to join the annals of /brit/ legend
>>52685599
I was given an 850g and a 350g slab of that shit for Christmas
>>52685491
Unbelievable, she looks just like Shakira and Catherine Zeta-Jones!
>>52685637
let me suck it out
you can be proxy paige and i'll be the choc ice
>>52685648
Being in Ulster is normally a good start.
>>52685643
I voted for red two, want to meet up and you can wank me off lad?
>>52685665
her name mArina
lads what are you thoughts about this post the yank tourist made after the new
>>52685495
>>52685495
made me a bit angry 2bh i wanna smash his fucking yank head in
how do i get a paki gf?
>>52685642
just did another
>>52685658
the prospect is a little scary tbqhwy
what books are you smart fellas reading
Birmingham brovas represent.
Alum rock
Aston
Nechells
Sparkbrook
Sparkhill
Erdington
Edgbaston
>>52685655
if she had better hair genetics, she would've been perfect
>>52685717
>>52685642
good lad
>>52685726
Rasheed
>>52685714
Pay 10 pounds
>>52685726
I lived on Castle Vale for a bit
>>52685714
Become a muslim
>>52685714
go to any one of these areas >>52685726
apart from erdington, that's for polish gfs
>>52685724
Finnegans Wake wahey~
>>52685728
They're not that great anyway unless you land a qt Catholic nearer the border.
>>52685733
What's wrong with her hair?
>>52685753
>b35
wew lad that is very close to me
Azusa
just put my pajamas on
you can see the outline of my willy when i walk tho
just found a dead gecko on my back verandah so i dug a hole in the dirt and buried it
>>52685708
no thanks m8, i doubt we have much in common besides that
red isn't even my favourite colour, it's teal
Started the year at 120kg, now I weigh 80kg. I took this diet thing too far.
195cm btw
>>52685776
too sticky and stuck together from all my cum in it
>>52685800
Want to meet up and fight?
Do they still do that?
>>52685812
hate when that happens 2bh
>>52685765
>tfw you will never be well read enough to even scratch the surface of joyce's genius
>>52685810
mugi
>>52685858
look like tumors
>>52685812
my first relationship, every time we did anything I would wear pajama pants.
It was a terrible idea looking back on it, especially since I was hard for about 45% of the whole relationship.
>americucks literally believe abortion should be illegal
>>52685841
yeah meet me outside sainsburys at the retail park ill fucking batter you ahaha
are you still local
asuza, migu, rutsi, yiu and moi
>>52685813
she looked considerably better then, women really turn to complete shit between 22 and 30
Worried lads, this cuck meme has actually made me a cuckhold, but not for niggers. I want a handsome rugged red-blooded American teenager to come over here and fuck my gf and tie me up forcing me to witness his baby making manmeat impregnating my gf and then make me raise his child as he flies over every now and again to spread his seed to the local populous.
Think I might see a therapist.
having a coke and some mint chocolate
>>52685855
>LVG
Sacked in the morning
did the earth nearly complete another orbit around the sun?
>>52685829
>kg
>cm
fuck off trying too hard to fit in here, yank
>>52685726
>>52685753
>>52685800
>>52685758
>tfw living in brum temporarily but not going to tell you what area or even entertain the idea of chilling with you
>>52685643
Looks like I'm getting red then, depends largely on whether they have it in stock if not it's white or another black.
If I get a red one that means I can call my drives Stendhal.
>sit down to write cover letter
>look up example cover letters
>they're really good and the content they have is much better than mine will ever have
>feel worthless and go back to shitposting
>"tomorrow will be different"
birmingham actually looks nice
but its a complete paki infested shithole isn't it?
>>52685930
I figured if I posted imperial I would be told to fuck off yank
>>52685899
Not fighting anyone that keeps getting dubs
I live in the south west now, see loads of brummies down here
>>52685829
~195cm/73kg here and fat af hahahaha got no muscle at all hhahaha
having a wank
>>52685919
Cheeky sniff
>>52685950
yes
pakis and niggers
>>52685858
my jew-fu
>>52685890
>women should be allowed to kill children they created due to their own recklessness and promiscuity
>>52685951
well you can't fit in here no matter how hard you try yank
i imagine you can't fit anywhere else either fat boy hahahahaha
>>52685980
Good Lad
>>52685951
the gimmick only applies to non yanks who use yank english desu lol
>>52685939
pussy
what you doing?
>>52685939
that's because you're a paki cunt and you don't want to admit you live in small heath
>>52685950
there is lots and lots of pakis but they're not as bad as the memes
birmingham is definitely underrated but it's still a bit of a shithole
>>52685858
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
>>52686003
I just posted my weight and height I'm not fat :( why are you bullying me?
>>52685940
you were hoping for red for that reason weren't you lad?
cara
>>52685998
I see nothing wrong with this
t. antinatalist
http://strawpoll.me/6368393
>>52686006
someone please post the king henry lisicki
>>52685960
how is it in Brixham, Devon?
>>52686033
because you're appropriating non-yank culture and annoying me with your presence
fuck off yank
>>52686019
>>52686028
already been to one 4chan meet.
>small heath
nah, but i dont live in shitty ends like fucking castle vale jesus christ
Are prostitutes open boxing day
>>52686053
How did this meme start?
There are far better looking women in the UK and you know it.
>>52686080
"no"
>>52685994
part danish 2bh
>>52686035
Just a nice little happenstance
>>52686085
fuck off then you posh solihull nonce
>>52686073
>Devon
Cornwall.
>>52686106
i think so yes
my local prostitute got flooded though so I think she is shut for a while
no one here really harbours any ill will towards kev do they?
if he started posting here would we bully him?
>>52686118
>implying danish girls are attractive
you're the ugliest of the nordics
>>52686086
>>52686086
>>52686086
excellent, have 3 (three) (You)s my good lad
>>52686138
>solihull
>implying that is birmingham
>implying i live in some dull suburb
australia is fucking normie central
if you post on 4chan from australia you have to be the biggest autist fucking loser.
act like a bunch of hard cunts, yet you post in >tfw no gf threads
>>52686166
nah
the emotion concurrent with lacking a significant other
feeling quite nonplussed about everything
>>52686189
proofs?
>>52686179
well unless you live in the city centre or edgbaston there are objectively not really any nice areas that fall under the official birmingham borders
>finally get the nerve to ask her out
>she's in Disneyland for the next week
kill me
Didn't realise there were so many brummies here, at least one of you isn't white i just know it
to the yank who wanted to know where to go
I'd say UK Tbh
wow lads
rancid farts coming out my bum! haha
>>52686213
you don't really want a girlfriend, you just want to get your knob wet and someone to rub your scalp
>cold out
>>52686186
to be fair most australians only act like hard cunts ironically
in reality most of us are dying inside
i think it's the heat
When I was 13, a girl came over to stay with my neighbours from America. My first introduction to her was when she came into my mate's room and he pulled down my trousers and almost my boxers too. She was cute and didn't even bully me about it.
>>52686255
>kill me
Would love to
Give me your name and address
>>52686268
Keep up, we've already had a discussion on this
>>52686275
I'll just warm myself up with a 2 hour love making session
who is this cringey yank and why is he on our screens
>>52686275
sun is out though
>>52686250
there is about 3 other areas in birmingham which i would call nice and i live in one of them 2bh.
>edgbaston
>nice
not really its really fucking boring desu
>>52686186
that's a normie problem though, only normies are upset by it
the true abnormie has already accepted his fate and even if he hadn't he's got bigger things to worry about such as not ending up rotting dead in a gutter in the near future, assuming he even considers death a bad thing
not had a nosebleed for a few months
waheeey
>>52686340
>not had
rasheed
>>52685845
>>52685959
>>52686006
>>52686275
someone kindly explain this meme
>>52686340
haven't had one in years
>>52686359
Do you have sausage rolls over there?
so is kevin "the walking man" boyle still on tablets for depression or what?
>>52686323
twat
>>52686372
get back to reddit
>>52686372
lurk more
>bullying Cena
smdh
>>52686400
my uni cafeteria has them
>>52686263
i'm definitely white
don't think pakis would have much interest in 4chan or a racist general like /brit/
>>52686333
>sutton coldfield
>kings norton
>kings heath
>molesley
admit it's one of these
>>52686424
Twat is a word all yanks should avoid
>"Twot"
on my fourth absolute mango and tropical juice
wahey indeed
The Deadline of gf 2015 draws ever closer
>>52686339
>true abnormie
thankfully few of them mate, most the self proclaimed abno's are just edgy and far too young to be even considered for lifelong devotion to their cause yet.
>>52686117
listen you seem like a nice kid so i'm gonna give it to ya straight
if you're a yank in /brit/, you absolutely cannot win under any circumstances
just don't even try
455 items on my amazon wishlist
jeff's a really good guy, and he doesn't complain that the music's too loud in bars, and he doesn't go all weird when it's his round and you ask him for an extra bag of nuts. he's a real man
>>52686255
>she's in Disneyland
stop fancying 7 year olds then lad
>>52686464
kings norton is shit and sutton coldfield i'd personally give a miss because of how far away it is and how gaudy it is, i woudl have listed harborne, though i'm not staying there.
>>52686460
>bullying
fuck off yank
>>52686478
do you like getting choked during sex? (asking for a friend)
>>52686511
Post a link to it and i'll buy everything on it
Have to look after my husband's son again lads ffs
dinner time
>it's a Boyle/Lisicki/Kev thread
>it's an "anime" thread
>it's a 'bait question' thread
>it's a 'yank forces a gimmick' thread
>it's a slag thread
>it's a trap thread
>it's a no gf thread
>it's a /brit/ thread
>>52686487
Meet you in Piccadilly tomorrow at 2pm we'll get our gf together la'
@52686478
>>>/yourblog/
>>>/fuckoff/
>>52686528
what?
>>52686478
I have 3 bottles of rum left; Gosling, Morgan and Kraken, plus some vodka in a bottle the shape of a skull.
>>52686573
it's a k-pop thread
>>52685443
more pakis than pakistan
they say a picture says 1000 words and its true
from this photo you can tell the sort of bollocks shapes KentFatT was throwing
horrendous choreography
A girl once asked me out 9 times in a week. I knew she wanted to have sex but I didn't want to have sex with her. She got pregnant 2 weeks later.
>mentally ill extreme leftist girl
>also a slag due to her low self esteem
do ANY of them fall outside the cliche?
>>52686513
Are there many Jeff's in Denmark?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtNk2Jfu_FGQkIMkkpNMDvw/videos
>>52686570
What's in these?
I bet it's just a sandwich that just has the jelly from pork pies in it
aha look lads, niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1EKmQ7qlyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Ko9IfDUmg
>>52686617
spoiler that hog my man
>>52686617
She has the sort of fringe only ghetto black women have
need a serious haircut but everywhere is booked full up for new years reeeee
>>52686657
Is this your fucking channel or what?
>Start my first proper job in 8 days
I've unironically been losing sleep over it for weeks I'm so fuckiing nervous
They've said how happy they are to have me and how they're taking a chance on me with noe xperience etc because they think I'm great but that's just making me more nervous
>>52686680
>not going to a walk in barbers
what sort of gimmicks do you and your mates have lads?
we have 'gobby' where if someone says they'll do something, if someone calls gobby they have to do it or the forfeit is a slit in your eyebrow
same thing if you say something about a bird, if someone calls 'tell her' you have to tell her
>>52686704
Nah, I just ended up in the "Shit black people do" part of youtube.
>>52686725
what job lad
>>52686680
just grow it long lad, who cares
it's winter in your shitty meme hemisphere anyway
>>52686727
don't have any friends haha
>>52686663
amazing story by our kev
should make this into a film
>>52686726
only turks do that here and they don't do a good job
>>52686727
I dont have any mates
>>52686726
nice shit chop mate
>>52686680
thanks for saying that mate
just scheduled to book this week and saw that there was only one opening.
you saved me from having shit shaggy hair when i see a bunch of people on new years
>>52686663
Deep
>>52686727
in australia, "gobby" means blowjob iah
>>52686680
>booked up
what?
>>52686704
here's one that's completely unrelated to that guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb9LcRP4BSU
>>52686757
You're not exactly spoilt for choice bender.
>>52686727
if someone says Banter we all have to yell BANTER in turn like bogies getting louder each time. im trying to live the /brit/ lifestyle
He has depression and learning disabilities and takes medication for the former.
His dad has alzheimers and dementia and his dad no longer recognises him
He essentially has £5,000 stolen from him
Someone randomly threw a bag of sick at him
He is bullied on a Somalian finger painting forum and is aware of it
He is in his 30's and does not have a wife or gf and is alone all the time
He has had embarassing run in with a girl on facebook that he's spent years and his boss told him he needs to change if he wants a gf (he's had no luck whatsoever so far it seems)
and you're going to still take the piss?
nah don't rate that, lets do him a small favour and stop posting him?
>>52686727
i have 0 mates
>>52686739
Just some generic gradjob but I was meant to have worked in the area for two years but I haven't
>>52686754
>>52686766
Billy
Top Gear A-Z at 8 lads.
Hopefully their best bits includes all the banter. They're allowed to show the banter if they preface it with John Bishop being all disapproving and joking about how non-PC it all is, right?
>>52686542
honestly never tried it, but i wouldn't say no
>>52686587
can i have the vodka
>>52686814
/brit/ is my friend :)
>>52686808
>generic gradjob
what is this
>>52686804
Sorry boyle-kun
>>52686804
>that he's spent years
spent years regretting*
>>52686807
>>52686838
Billy
>>52686808
you're already in, there's nothing really to worry about
>>52686804
this
it was funny when we used to make fun of 190cm master cunt with THAT pic, but it's gone too far and just makes me feel bad
>>52686849
Rorke
>>52686804
>and you're going to still take the piss?
yep
also someone explain how he got 5 grand nicked
>>52686804
they are simply attacking in kev the flaws that make them hate themselves. kev has become a scapegoat for the mass insecurities of /brit/
>>52686804
still no more of a loser than most of /r9k/
probably most of /int/ too
https://www.youtube.com/v/fdlyMAIJtAE
Aight lads?
>>52686804
>and he cut his hand
How did you forget that bit you monster
>>52686860
his homosexual brother 'borrowed' it for studies.
>>52686838
I'm your friend lad :3
https://www.youtube.com/v/uKibxKKkTmA
Eatin McD's x)
I don't know what you all expected that guys life would be like. If you thought he was actually Lisicki's Lover you're pretty fucking stupid.
>>52686804
>Someone randomly threw a bag of sick at him
Thats fucked up
Who stole 5k from him?
>>52686907
wew x
>everything happens for a reason
>i believe in fate and destiny
>>52686912
>American porn
did a cum about half an hour ago and still haven't put my willy away
Hello, my name is Raphael Stone and I live in Somerset.
http://strawpoll.me/6368623
important lads
>>52686828
my friend says he's had sex with 4 different birds and they all liked getting choked
can you ask your female friends if they like it? also don't tell them it was me who asked, it was my friend
>>52686912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeBv-FbDRNY
This ones a classic
>>52686987
want me to give you a hand x
not a fan of neo kev posting iah
>>52686990
>No "fuck off yank" option
Fuck off yank.
I made it lads
>>52686989
raf we all know
you posted a pic of your macbook that had your name on the screen months ago
>>52687030
Yes
I would like that
>>52686990
Don't think you should put "chinkies" as an option friend.
Someone of Chinese descent may read this and his/her feelings may be hurt.
are the aussies here all brit expats or trublu aussies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
What is the matter with yanks lads
>>52687052
dickhead 2bh
>>52687054
this la
lads leave Kev alone please
he's been through enough
>>52686804
also kidney stones
>>52687059
I would deffo be up for retiring in Ozzie, honing my shitpost game
>>52686804
>He is bullied on a Somalian finger painting forum and is aware of it
He is?
i always wondered how many chinks go to bad unis, is it a lot?
Playing a game with the family, pissed and been to the pub.
Feels good.
>>52687130
>The weak should fear the mongoloid
>>52687096
>Koreans
>People
Sir, I was talking about Chinamen.
found out my best childhood friend stole £700 from his housemate, dropped out of machine operator school and moved back in with his parents and now tries to make a living by streaming video games
wew
>>52687111
yea he hasn't officially made note of it, but he has
>>52687120
i think quite a few, because just having a britbong degree is a good thing for them i reckon
I fucked up lads. Picked a career that will earn me 30k MAX at the top of my game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdgTjvEuJY
McD's gone wild!
>>52687059
100% pure convict ancestry reporting in
what would you rather use
Happy Christmas
Merry Christmas
?
>>52687142
oh yes very dishonourabruh
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1450991462496.webm
Me and the gf
>>52687137
What game are you playing?
Is it the "Let's watch our autistic son post on /brit/" game?
>>52687193
merry christmas
>>52687187
how come you lads fit in so seamlessly then? its almost as though the cuckstamp on your flag takes up not 1/4th of it, but 4/4ths of it
>>52687059
same thing
>>52687193
Fuck off, it's not christmas anymore
>>52687195
Do my eyes deceive me or did this actually take place
>>52687195
What are they making?
Hello is Rasheed here?
>there are taigs in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>52687207
Not even sure 2bh laying fucked on the couch.
Any plans for New Years Eve lads?
>>52687195
this is odd
Lads, is 5 wanks a day too much?
Should i stop?
My bollocks are always down by my knees
>>52687258
Right here mate. Mush'allah
>>52687261
>unironically preferring norn iron to the republic of iron
top jej la
>>52687288
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1azQvSte-kQ
>When they can't get their friend chicken
>>52687218
hehe thanks you too
>>52687232
because we're more british than you are. australia is the true successor to the british empire
when the old land has fallen to the paki hordes, britons will all make pilgrimage to the promised land
>>52687299
Rasheed
>>52687355
Rorke
>>52687340
That's if it isn't chinese by then
>>52687218
>>52687331
O fuck
You just got Deutsche'd
>>52687171
give proofs
Does anyone here have a pic of Rorke?
hmmmm
Lads I actually think this Alberto Barbossa meme is pretty funny. I never knew our oldest ally was so shite at handling the banter
t. Albert Barbara
>>52687510
what's the origin?
>>52687467
he's a fictional character
Been trying out a new shampoo as of late and my hair smells angelic ngl aha
>>52687377
chinks don't cause trouble, and they're not coming here at anywhere near the rate that pakis are to britain
reckon i've travelled roughly 100,000 miles in my life. not counting everyday walking which must be some thousands by itself.
>>52687518
He who dares
>Top Gear A-Z
>It's one of those shitty shows where they interview celebrities no-one gives a fuck about
Just give us a fucking compilation you knobheads.
Into the trash it goes.
>>52687528
Rorke
>>52687574
>watching top gear, any car show, or anything with clarkson or hammond in it
top pleb
>when you realise all you had to do was try in school and you would have succeeded.
>>52687574
>trash
fuck off yank
Oh look, a brawl at Denny's
Wonder who could be behind this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlkE-w_Pa-w
>>52687518
>this is not a shoop
>>52687615
fucking hell lads, her ghost is escaping
Born to a pair of Pakistani Muslim parents lads but I'm an Englishman ethnically.
Don't believe me? well let's look at the law shall we:
For a group to constitute an ethnic group in the sense of the 1976 Race Relations Act, it must regard itself, and be regarded by others, as a distinct community by reason of certain characteristics ... Provided a person who joins the group feels himself to be a member of it, and is accepted by other members that he is, then he is, for the purposes of the Act, a member."
>'BUT I DONT THINK YOUR ENGLISH'
Sorry but the majority of the country accepts me as British hence the government (which is elected by the majority and therefore representative, suggests i am in fact an Englishman.) has granted me several documents and rights indicating that i am in fact British.
Similarly all English sporting agencies consider me English so I can play for England, therefore I am English according to our glorious unwritten constitution!
Proud to be British lads, Queen Elizabeth and Old England forever!.
>>52687623
try in school and also be good looking, white, not a manlet, lots of friends, good mental health and good physical health
>>52686804
>He has had embarassing run in with a girl on facebook that he's spent years and his boss told him he needs to change if he wants a gf (he's had no luck whatsoever so far it seems)
whats this one about
Might go do a lonely poo lads.
>>52687630
You've got to stop m8, your shitposting style just doesn't pair well with ours
Got a £50 amazon voucher from work what should I buy with it?
>>52687656
fuck off paki
>>52687684
i think he just messaged a girl on facebook and was a bit too forward and she lashed out on him and he's been regretting ever since and wants to apoloise but he's been told to probably just drop it.
I always just put them to one side and use them to get other people presents
>>52687697
Thigh-high rainbow socks, a miniskirt and shimapan
>>52687656
rasheed
>>52687656
Rasheed
>>52687662
>white
>>52687697
collar dress and belladonna bitch fist
>>52687752
Rorke
>>52687656
ethnically you're pakistani lad
Your nationality is british
>>52687656
honestly couldn't give a shit, fuck off paki
>>52687697
collar dress, knee high socks, jelly shoes and a buttplug
>>52687712
>>52687767
>>52687768
I'm not pakistani I'm a british citizen of English ethnicity as defined by our own law my fellow countrymen!
>>52687751
>>52687749
that's my cousins name?
>>52687662
i got most of that tbf, still hard finding a gf, get random 5/10 slags easy enough but for a gf you need to connect with them.
oop a gniod
>>52687813
fuck off paki
>>52687697
books
>tfw still havent done my Christmas shopping
@52687818
@52687813
2 VERY bad posts
>tfw girls in this country rarely wear stockings
I just want my leg fetish to be appeased
>>52687800
Thinking of doing something like this desu, plus getting some makeup and a wig. Wonder if I could make some money as a trap camwhore
Lisicki's dog has athritis lads
is there anything good in this guys life wtf feel bad ngl lads
>>52687687
I'm mainly in this for my own enjoyment at this point tbqh
Just posting because somebody here told me earlier that poor minorities could do no wrong and were attempting to change their lifestyles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqlS1U4NwDs
>getting arrested over weave
>>52687813
Having British citizenship doesn't make you ethnically British
>>52687862
do it
>>52687813
Your parents are pakistani, they gave birth to a pakistani
You have their DNA lad
I don't really care that you're a paki though
>>52687868
Going through his Twitter now.
Sounds like he is 30 odd years old, no job, serious health problems, Americaboo who can't get a way to stay over there and has no friends/prospects or anything
feel fucking awful for him
>>52687868
is there a short run down of his life anywhere without reading all of cenas posts?
where did you get this information about kev like his brother nicking 5000 pounds off him from?
how can kev have literal autism if he drives and can teach ice hockey
this kev obsession is a bit weird lads
>>52687880
see:
>'Provided a person who joins the group feels himself to be a member of it, and is accepted by other members that he is, then he is, for the purposes of the Act, a member'
then consider:
>all English sporting agencies consider me English so I can play for England, therefore I am English
>>52687926
my mate is literally autistic and drives, also has a 30k a year job in london (think his dad got it for him though through connections)
>>52687940
alri kev
>>52687902
see
>For a group to constitute an ethnic group in the sense of the 1976 Race Relations Act, it must regard itself, and be regarded by others, as a distinct community by reason of certain characteristics ... Provided a person who joins the group feels himself to be a member of it, and is accepted by other members that he is, then he is, for the purposes of the Act, a member."
>>52687909
He's probably a massive annoying twat, that's why his life is so shit. That's usually why people have no friends anyway.
>>52687957
>therefore I am English
Of pakistani descent
>>52687926
Probably just a little way along the spectrum.
>>52688027
yes, but ethnically english. descent is irrelevant to your ethnicity in our realm
>>52687940
this
threads been a bit shit since everyone started bein weird and doxing him a few days ago
ethnicity is an abstract concept, it is transient and fluid. no ethnicity stays the same even for one second, you can't stand in the same river twice.
>this one paki trying so hard to call himself english
lel fuck off
>>52687912
this is unironically the tip of the iceberg
>>52686804
>>52688064
you have 100% pakistani dna
Your ethnicity is pakistani
>>52688065
People have had this shit for months but only in the past week has it really kicked off and I don't understand why. It just shits up a thread.
thats the problem with you mongs
cant just enjoy a funny picture n a few videos without having to knowyourmeme it up and analyse the history and ruin it by being spackers
>kevposting
don't think the horse is dead yet guys, keep going
why do normies insist on running every meme into the ground until just the mention of it makes you groan?
Let's try and get Kev on /brit/ lads, might cheer him up to know he has so many fans.
Lads post your 2016 goal lists.
Think I'll have a cheeky wank
Odds: straight porn
Evens: gay porn
Zero: Trap porn
Dubs: The next picture after this post
>kev is literally a loner
>has no idea about our level of obsession with him
>>52688152
someone needs to message him a detailed explanation of who we are and why we have so many pictures of him
>>52688152
Let's not, he might kill himself
>>52688149
>normies
The word you're look for is "Australian's".
>>52688159
GF GF GF GF GF
>>52688159
205kg deadlift
double BW squat (probably about 160kg)
read the entire works of Nietzsche
save £10,000
>>52688161
die cis scum
>>52688184
/brit/ does have that effect
business idea: fit girls spit in my mouth for 50p a go
>>52687909
link
Why is Kev so unfazed by all this?
Imagine if you found out a fairly large group of strangers online were obsessed with you and one picture of you in particular. Kev doesn't give a toss. He's so stoical.
>>52688221
I'll cum in your mouth for free
Lads what's the most discrete way of buying a dildo?
stop kevposting and post 10s lads ffs
>205kg deadlift
>double BW squat (probably about 160kg)
>read the entire works of Nietzsche
>>52688090
fugg he makes my sad life normal
>>52688184
don't worry, he's on tablets for depression
>>52688159
200kg diddly
180kg squat
110kg bp
read the rig veda
get a distinction on my masters
have sex
>>52688205
Save £10k total in the year? or are you building on something to get there?
>>52688242
alright, come round my house later
>>52688238
Kev doesn't really know the extent of his fame
>>52688249
very well
>>52688243
Just buy it off amazon 2bh
>>52688198
Nah
>>52688159
nothing
>>52688251
reading nietzsche goes against everything nietzsche was trying to teach
>>52688243
Amazon.
Make sure it's directly from Amazon so it comes in one of their brown boxes
>reading nietzsche goes against everything nietzsche was trying to teach
>>52688261
10k total. I saved 8.5k last year without consciously trying to save at all.
>>52688259
>>52688159
also get a job
and start looking at how to move to asia
>>52688284
>>52688300
Do you have one? :3
i've been planting the seeds for a gimmick in the last few threads, here's hoping it will one day blossom into a beautiful gimmick flower and become a /brit/ staple
>>52688064
Your nationality is British, your ethnicity is paki. It doesn't matter what some poorly worded law says, you will always be ethnically a paki, nothing you do between now and your dying breathe will ever change the fact that you're a paki. You are English by nationality & passport only, I don't get how anyone can be this dense.
>>52688273
People have his Twitter and YouTube, I imagine some of the autists on here have informed him by now. He just doesn't care.
>i can read
>>52688337
Have you been to Asia?
You should visit there first to see if you'll like it
>>52688346
No im not a homo, just helpful
Enjoy ramming yourself i suppose
>>52688159
>get kgf
>save more for house
>ignore qt coworker
>become medical machine operations manager
>>52688346
No, my bumhole is a sacred place
>>52688368
Reading's not on the syllabus at the university of life m8
>>52688403
complete looser lamo
life's not on the syllabus at the university of reading
>>52688243
Use Lovehoney and get named day delivery. Used it over 15 times and they're always perfect. Completely plain packaging and never one error with delivery.
going to start wearing a lab coat and pretending i'm a scientist even though i'm not
@52688446
fuck off pasta nigger
NEW
>>/int/52688450
>>/int/52688450
>>/int/52688450
>>52688434
Id shag his sister raw
>>52688483
Thick cunt.
>>52688450
>>52688483
Idiot
>>52688450
>>52688407
Not for long. Meet me inside Greggs
>>52688159
gf
uni
>>52688370
yea
hopefully from my masters degree i will be professional enough to be doing secure in asia like working for an international organisation or something.
not just going there and trying to speak english
