nigella edition
>>52682251
no, just no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I94w30LszoQ
DENTAL PLAN
Maisie
if you wear headphones out in public you are a normie
Sersh
firmino
order 66 edition
wew
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w
Azusa
My gf has a literal obsession with me going and sittng at her weird aunties/ relatives for these days like Boxing day when she knows I don't want to.
Why wouldn't anybody, who clearly gets the hint and knows I don't like it, just stop asking??
>>52682287
guilty
>>52682257
you do realise that the postman will know exactly who you have ordered from when they deliver it right
they all have some alternative business trading name on the package but he will know
right now i'm the boy in the corner come on then try me dickhead
>>52682278
Wish I still had one
Thanks Obama
cold out
>>52682287
earphones are trash
as long as the headphones are discreet and sound isolating what is the problem
Yukari Akiyama is best animu waifu edition.
>>52682342
how has obamacare affected you desu mate? i'm genuinely curious
>fire stick won't fit in my TV HDMI slot
Literally what the fuck is this bullshit? I thought it'd be common sense for all HDMIs to be universally the same fucking size
"I know lad, it'd be a good idea to make the HDMI on the fire stick ever so slightly bigger for absolutely no reason so it won't fit in certain HDMI slots, it's genius"
>>52682377
irish weather
unironically watching anime, but mature anime for grown-ups, not little girl anime for nonces
any good porn where the girl tickles the tip of a cock with her tongue
>>52682395
you're probably just trying to put it in the wrong way round lad
Winds picking up again, lads.
http://strawpoll.me/6367625
I already have a black one so I imagine getting another black one would be a bit boring.
post yfw Final Boss dropped Walshy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lteXTr6XlfU
it still hurts ;_;
>>52682391
He's more likely to have health insurance
>>52682395
lmao
i'm back from bluewater lads, don't worry
>>52682457
How was it and whats you haul?
>>52682436
did you overdo it on the sprouts yesterday lad
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>>52682395
Try putting it in the right way round you tool
>>52682457
did you buy any collar dresses
>>52682432
Definitely not lad, tried all 4 slots, tried using the extender that came with it too, that doesn't fit either.
>>52682457
still waiting to give you that bumming :3
>>52682457
didn't know whales swam in blue water
>>52682457
Post arse
>>52682457
post feet or i will legit off myself on periscope
business idea: we all film ourselves sitting in our cars at service stations talking about the weather in our respective countries and then upload it to youtube
>>52682514
have you definitely taken off the cap it comes with on the plug?
>>52682496
Oh my god I'm not a retard, what the fuck
It's a fucking HDMI not a USB you can easily see which way it fucking goes in Jesus Christ
>>52682391
The policy I used to have covered just about everything, was within my budget, and very rarely required me to pay out of pocket for prescriptions. It also had a low copay (think it was like $10) for a doctors visit. Shortly after Obamacare came into effect that policy was no longer offered by my healthcare provider. Ended up having to switch providers entirely, my new policy is more expensive, I no longer have dental coverage, my copays are higher for appointments and prescriptions usually cost me some money out of pocket, some pharmacies won't accept my insurance at all, etc.
>>52682442
I already had health insurance, and it used to be decent. Now my medical care is even more expensive, go figure.
lisa needs braces
order 66..... execute it
business idea: exchange services for currency
>>52682590
Yep, it fits in the small TV in the kitchen, but not on the TVs in my bedroom or in the living room.
>>52682625
might be onto a winner with that one
>kentqt
>empire autist
im out
>>52682527
> :3
stop breathing
Lads, how's your team doing today?
>>52682625
>"services"
>>52682605
More people have health insurance since it was brought in
>>52682625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb7tKxaHTvY
>>52682625
*looks disapprovingly up from clipboard while standing next to you*
yeah, but what services?
>>52682678
They felt TLF
Friend was supposed to be here 45 minutes ago >_<
>>52682697
If by "people" you mean po-broke minorities, yes.
Unfortunately that does in fact come at a cost to the middle class (the majority of the US).
business idea: allow women to suck your penis in exchange for money
anyone play Elite Dangerous?
I want to get back into and saw the new expansion, but its expensive as fuck and since I didn't buy mine on steam I don't even get a discount
>>52682764
I'm not going to dignify this with a response.
>>52682761
So what happens if you run out of moeny but get cancer?
Do you get assistance to cover all costs or are you fucked?
>>52682479
bit shit, if i'm honest
all i got was a £200 kate spade clutch bag and a bottle of dior pure poison.
>>52682497
no, but i saw a really pretty one in house of fraser i might pick up at some point
>>52682527
kill yourself
>>52682534
wheyyyyyyy
>>52682546
nah
>>52682551
i already did that like a week ago
>why yes, I am politically, morally and memetically against the use of emoticons
>>52682647
post a pic of it
>>52682810
don't like this multiple reply gimmick
can you sort your act out
want to take a deep sniff of this girls shithole
>>52682702
anything you like bby ;)
I like the way snrub thinks
>>52682819
Can someone post the picture of those two blokes with their 3DS with two girls photoshopped in?
>>52682852
nah.
Who /neveraskedagirlout/ here?
Too embarrassed that they will tell all their friends and laugh about me t bh.
signed up to her patreon tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8
Why can I only talk to girls in dreams
>>52682910
just find a girl with no friends
>>52682910
Only done it once and she said yes luckily, didn't really know what to do afterwards though so spilt spaghetti and gave her a hug.
DUDE WANK LMAO
>Intense feelings of sadness now flooding in
I fucking hate it when these feels hit.
Shifts over so it's three vodka n cokes n am mad wae it time
>>52682806
>"fucked"
They could never deny you essential procedures because you were uninsured and could not afford them. You'd get a bill, not pay it, and in the end your credit score would be trashed and you would be in debt (which you have no real obligation to pay, there is no debtors prison in the US outside of child support payments)
You'd live, but you'd be poor. If you couldn't afford insurance pre-obamacare, you were already poor. I'm not sure what the procedure is regarding government assistance as I've always either been on my parent's plan or paid for my own private insurance policy.
how long can we look at each other down the barrel of a gun?
you're the voice try understand
make a noise and make it clear
woooaahhhh
Lads you know when hair removal creams say 'DO NOT USE ON ANUS' is that just bullshit? I don't mind a little sting but every other way of removing hair is awkward.
>>52682910
there's a good little beta
did you lads like the Queen's Speech?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vH6vEndT1A
>>52682987
i hate that song
>>52682910
you should just take the initiative and do it. they probably won't tell anyone, but if they do, it'll be a 2 minute fleeting thing before they move on to the next thing. chances are, one of the girls won't laugh, and will actually think you're kind of sweet.
>>52682810
>no, but i saw a really pretty one in house of fraser i might pick up at some point
very good.
>>52682910
literally me. may do it sometime this year though.
the new guitar hero is pretty cool désú
any PS3'ers want to play? I play at advanced level but I'm picking it up quickly
>>52682980
>>>/scottishtwitter/
>>52682944
legitimately found an amazingly cute blonde haired blue eyed french girl who was more or less 'no friends' but was still too up my own arse to talk to her at all
she always gave me looks when we saw each other in crossing like she was disappointed in me for not having tried
not a great feel tb hwy lads
>>52683004
watching cuckshit
>>52683069
here bro you dropped this
>
>>52683004
you know she has videos of herself doing poos right?
>>52683064
>she always gave me looks when we saw each other in crossing like she was disappointed in me for not having tried
top kek
what she was actually thinking was
>fuck there's that creepy fat guy again who always stares at me but never says anything
>>52683087
t-thanks friend-o
>>52683015
fuck off zhang
>>52682826
Here
I don't get why it doesn't fit, it's EXACTLY the same size as the other HDMIs I have plugged in
doing a
>>52683107
B-but I'm in great shape and tall and good looking..
Also I never stare, but sometimes when I did look over at her, I would see her just gazing straight into my soul in between the brief moment where she realised I had caught her peeping.
Happened often enough for it to not just be an accident as well. But in any case you can fuck right off with your standard tier projection virgin response
>>52682981
And a key point I would like to make here is that I would be a lot more supportive of assisting the poor if the majority of them were actually attempting to become anything but poor. Sure, there are some good people that are just having a time of it. However, as someone that lived in a pretty shit area while putting myself through school, there are a lot of really shitty broke motherfuckers out there that don't give a fuck about anything but getting fucked up and maintaining a reputation in the ghetto. A lot of them just want to be hood rich thugs and drug dealers and I have zero desire to assist them in funding that lifestyle. They don't want an education, they don't want any job, they don't want to leave the ghetto, they just want to keep doing the same shit they've always done.
feel like wind is the most arrogant force of nature
lost a fair amount of money on football bets today
feel a bit silly now
would be 500quid up though if bloody villa had managed to get a winner
>>52683170
looks like it should fit perfectly
are you sure you're not putting it in the wrong way round?
>>52682981
>They could never deny you essential procedures because you were uninsured and could not afford them. You'd get a bill, not pay it, and in the end your credit score would be trashed and you would be in debt (which you have no real obligation to pay, there is no debtors prison in the US outside of child support payments)
Why are people so unironically opposed to healthcare for everyody over there, man?
@52683184
Unutterably bad shitpost
>>52683004
>tfw dommes are camouflage as normal girls
my ex when I was 14 wanted to fuck my ass with her lotion bottle
why couldnt I have this fetish then
>>52682910
I did! She said she doesn't date friends and then was with her m8 about a week after
She was way out of my leauge anyway
>>52682910
Only once, at age 26. She didn't tell any of our mutual acquaintances, probably because she lied to me and said she was already seeing someone.
>>52683231
Won about 60 last week thanks to tips people were posting on /b/ of all places.
>>52683227
Wouldn't that be gravity?
It's always keeping me down.
Jun lmao
>>52683249
that's alri ladde actual dominant women don't exist
domination in women is more of a maternal thing to take pity on sick failures like yourself and give them a bit of what they want as they slowly die off
not an active and aggressive desire like it is in males
>>52683238
Because it costs the people that already had healthcare more money to provide care for a bunch of people that really aren't normal or worth giving the time of day imo. See >>52683213
>>52683286
Oh-ho-ho you
>this brooklyn film with sersh
This is shite lads
90% of my poo's are runny
i've been eating porridge for breakfast and have one tin of plain lima beans every day for the past 2 weeks and nothing has changed
what is wrong with me lads
>>52683234
100%
I'm guessing it's a problem with my tellys, I'll just buy a different HDMI extender which will hopefully fit in both my TV and the the fire stick. It's fucking bizarre though.
I bought four M&S luxury turkey crowns today for £10.50 each. It was a fruitful day.
MFW I out-jewed the jews.
>>52683314
calm down bro
it's just a fetish
>>52683337
My mate Kevin sucked her willy outside a Dunnes in Cork
>>52683294
I want a Mio or Sawako
An Ui would do fine
>>52683349
>what is wrong with me lads
you're dying of death, it's probably terminal
>>52683349
lactose intolerance
>>52683359
how does it not fit? does it like fall out or just go in?
what about that louis van gaal. i don't really watch football, but he seems like a right plonker.
>>52683379
Funny I've actually met her before
>>52683349
What the fuck is a lima bean?
>>52683416
a lima bean
>>52683398
It feels like I'm trying to put a USB in the wrong way, it just won't enter the slot at all even though it looks like it fits
>>52683371
yeah bit you're just a bit of a twat for forcing your fucking disgusting """""fetishes""""" onto women
>>52683408
Where? What happened
>>52683349
Any blood or pain?
>>52683227
I like wind.
>>52683443
what make is the TV?
>>52683447
no, just feels like i have a very mild case of the shits permanently
>>52683442
>It is commonly known as the butter bean
Nobody says lima bean you mong, it's a butter bean.
im obsessed with the mess thats america
>>52683406
did he tell the men how to kick the balls?
>>52683363
the house always wins friendo
>>52683445
>forcing
retard
>>52683477
>Nobody says lima bean
despite that being their actual name..
just cause you hadn't heard of a lima bean there is no need to get upset
>Ai Uehara will be retiring in February
Fuck lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UO0-pE9T4
>>52683321
>Poor people enjoy being poor and want to be poor
Great meme
>>52683447
Pub in Dublin, little brothers mate of a mate etc
Didn't talk to much just said hi, obviously didn't wanna say "hurrrr yoour famous xD" No one in the pub knew who she was or was too polite either
>>52683472
Samsung
took the drugs last night
the worst thing about christmas is that the fish and chip shop shuts for a week
i'm off the rails cunt
>>52683555
i only consider it a good night out if I wake up in hospital
>>52683541
Dublin of all places...
>>52683528
Okay rapist.
>>52683573
the chippy has turned into a shit-tier takeaway i reckon
kebab shops are number 1
have to do a work tomorrow
>>52683573
Worst thing about Christmas for me is opening my mums OCD wrapping, my fingers still feel fucked up and my nails have been ripped to shreds
Playing Digimon World out of nostalgia, what should I name him next time he dies? I was thinking Brit or maybe Lamp, he's currently a Numemon named Sheev.
>>52683541
I don't even know who she is myself desu I only know her thanks to /brit/
>>52683611
What's it like not having boxing day?
>>52683537
Try offering them a job
Won't go well.
>>52683548
yeah I think you need an extender
>tfw everywhere around you is flooding but the area around my street is safe
Let the rivers take you back, humans
>>52683596
Met the lead singer of the script too
Seen the edge multipul times
my m8 knows bonos daughter
seen colin farrel
Thats about it really, Ireland is small
>>52683650
Why are Americans either really well versed or just pig shit retarded?
Do you literally just believe everything you see and take it at face value?
Queen's Christmas Message was smashing this year lads tbqh
>>52683693
>implying the UK is any better
>>52683691
Do you live there or did you drive on the mouuugh-uh motorway?
>>52682910
never felt I even had the opportunity to 2bh
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>>52683691
>Tfw the EU will erode Irish culture more than Britain ever could in the next 800 years
Bad feel. Truly a special place. Shit to see EU flags all around Dublin
>>52683693
Do you have an actual response or are you just going to bitch me out for disagreeing with you?
next year you should make a donation to charity instead of buying useless tat and clutter that your family doesn't even want. that book won't be read, that shirt won't be worn, that dvd won't be watched.
>>52683686
only retards buy houses at sea level
>>52683717
I live there
>>52683691
I've seen Dara O'Briain, David O' Doherty and Sheamus on the street
>>52683505
i don't think so, they don't appear to be kicking the balls quite well
>>52683693
There's a massive class divide in America but the lower ones haven't figured it out yet. Unfortunately they all have the Internet as well
>>52683741
Indeed m8
>>52683706
she is a cunt, evil old tyrant who needs to die already
>>52683743
>2015
>dvd's
this video literally sums up every single one of you anime watchers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpaYTSdmWfY
>>52683686
Feels good being a northerner, doesn't it my friend?
>>52683746
Like it there? Or hate it?
>>52683742
If you think that one random picture of a guy suggesting he offered these people a job is any form of argument that suggests people in America who are poor don't want a job then I'm probably just gonna bitch, because it's as useful as trying anything else with you
>>52683743
>that book won't be read, that shirt won't be worn, that dvd won't be watched.
yes they will
>>52683744
Or next to a place where they know is going to be noisy, and then complain about the noise.
>>52683776
oi oi oi lad
seems like you've missed where we are! Off you pop back to your containment country
>>>/int/cum
are you an aspie if you got bored and spent half an hour writing a story about bad dog puns
>>52683787
disgusting voice
>>52683811
most poor people have a job 2bh
>>52683821
that doesn't sound like something an extroverted Chad would do, so probably yeah
Some punk has stolen my youtube video.
Can I take him to the cleaners, even though I don't actually legally own the footage?
indians are bro tier
can't believe that bloke who collected his own cum came back Tbh
>>52683793
Its alright, starting to infested with forigners though, but thats just natural for a country.
>tfw say my first paki scumbag youth group the other day
Not great feels desu
>>52683854
yeah
>be me
>boxing day football
>swansea winning
>turkey curry
>full
>>52683866
did he?
>>52683854
What's the video and probably no, you more than likely won't be able to get anything off of something like this which isn't legally yours.
>>52683853
i never knew ;_;
>>52683882
Do you live in Swansea?
>>52683882
Swansea got Avram Grant yet?
>>52683882
>>turkey curry
Some gook was over for dinner two years ago and we had this
>mfw still thinking about it
>>52683911
doxable info
>>52683914
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52683706
yeah I really enjoyed it this year
grandad got me some johnnies for christmas lads
haha top banter
what a fucking legend
>>52683811
Have you ever experienced the lower class lifestyle in the US?
Because it really is that bad, memes aside. People regularly drop out of a free education to sell drugs and collect welfare checks. They'll get a section 8 sponsored home (landlord here, never rent your properties through section 8 in the US. They'll skip payments and trash it on the way out)
The only "help" they want is a check for doing nothing and a food stamp card . It genuinely is this bad here.
sasuage rolls, lads
>>52683854
just submit a DMCA to YouTube https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2807622?hl=en-GB
>>52683963
my grandad got me a pair of leather gloves
now i look like a posh homosexual
where's you favourite place to cum?
>>52683920
turkey sandwiches are pleb tier
marina
>>52683889
nah
>>52684012
in your mum
>>52683985
I'm not sure how copyright works, but I'm fairly sure that you don't automatically legally own something just because you created it.
I don't want to start issuing claims that could fuck me over when I don't know all the facts.
>>52684012
sock
top chebs
>>52683976
Lower class is the same here
They get given free homes etc but just trash them and do drugs
90% of poor people will stay poor no matter how much you help them
>>52683963
>>52683992
Grandad got me a leather satchel.
Not gay tbqh.
need to do some work
>>52684043
not really
>>52684038
>>52684041
your mams socks
>>52684012
in your mum
HAHA GET BANTERED
>>52684012
i cum into womens magazines that i steal from the lobby at work. i always overshoot tissues
having a think
>>52684054
Shall I tell him or you lads?
>>52684043
hardly
>>52684043
bet her fanny smells
>>52684083
get the camera
DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY
TURKEY SUPPLIES STILL HIGH
REHEATED PIGS IN BLANKET STILL GREAT BUT POTATOES HAVE GONE WEIRD
>tfw i'll still be eating curried turkey by new year
really sick of not having a gf lads
>>52684048
check out this disaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puc1CLwWNms
nightmare fuel man, that looked like a nice house
>>52684089
Let's ask her.
>>52684114
having a think
about this post
>Bf pulls out
>Lie back as he stands up
>He doesn't have a rubber on
>Where'd it go?
>u-uh I dunno
>He left his used rubber inside of me
fucking disgusted lads, I don't know how to get it out without bursting it.
>>52684135
good luck
Teacher : why did Man u lost today.
Student : because their defenders were blind, young and smalling.
>>52684018
Christmas dinner round 2 isin't though
>>52684151
bit gay
>>52684121
i dont see the long term benefits of having a gf tbqh
sure it's nice for a while but then they just get on your nerves
it's better to just have a m8 who you can shag now and again
>>52684160
Zing!
>>52684153
thanks x
>>52683706
>>52683939
why? it was so devoid of anything meaningful and it really did not flow
i don't see the appeal 2bh
>>52684123
Why do you think the lower class in America behaves like this in a first world country?
Can't make snse of it (not saying it only happens in America)
Birdy lads
gonna eat some pringles in bed
hope i dont get crumbs everywhere! haha
>>52684183
Labour voter detected
>>52684172
wouldn't mind that either 2bh.
>>52684172
>it's better to just have a m8 who you can shag now and again
That's what a gf is supposed to be.
If you don't get on with her then she shouldn't be your gf you absolute mongoloid
>>52684203
haha what are you like ay
Would car insurance cover me to drive a van for a day?
>>52684039
Remember when those Tyrone videos were all the rage?
Well I paid for one.
Eventually some guy compiled all the videos on his channel and I was okay with that until I read the comments and found out the retard was from reddit.
I made a reddit account just to message him and tell him to take down my video or else. He sent me back some sarcy response basically saying no.
I took him to the cleaners f4m.
Got his entire account shut down and then got messages from him saying he was going to kill me because google seized all his email accounts as well as his youtube.
>>52684123
>A few dodgy floorboards and uncut grass
>ALL POOR PEOPLE IN AMERICA ARE LIKE THIS
We have Bullingdon club rich kids trashing restaurants like this, what's the difference?
>>52684207
>some irrelevant accusation
i didn't vote, i just spoiled my ballot if i'm being frank
>>52684220
most people hate their gfs but they are too scared of being alone again to leave them
>>52684194
fuck Birdy. People actually prefer her version of Skinny Love to Bon Iver's and it makes me smfh