Empire Edition
cara
Azusa
>de gay
What did she mean by this face?
>>52691716
Cute German boys!
I'll see you at the crossroads crossroads crossroads
mugi
>>52691666
LET ME JOIN THE BRITISH MILITARY
REEEEEEEEEEEE
literally cannot fathom how anyone finds the queen's speech interesting or woth even listening to?
it's completely devoid of any interesting content because she makes a great effort to not mention anything and it doesn't have any structure its just random sentences she's bumbling through, can someone please explain to me what they mean by 'i liked the queen's speech' or why they unironically watched it?
'this is a christmas tree, we gather around christmas trees, my grandmother had a christmas tree, look at it in this nice picture, christmas can be difficult when someone has died, it has been a long year, bit cold out, irish weather, sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit, as it says in the bible and is often quoted 'thine light is blah blah blah'
^ my impression
>>52691730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg
cold out
Just sneezed
Not happy with my life. Maybe someday.
>nice """"""monarchy"""""" you fucking faggot!
>>52691747
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>52691747
>wanting to die for rasheed instead of chang
weirdo lmao
mediocre
OOH AAH UP THE RA
SAY OOHAAHUPTHERA
maisie
>>52691743
she looks mediocre as fuck in real life m8
Fix Great Britain in six steps.
Come on, let's hear your plans.
>>52691769
Not today lad
I want you to look in the mirror every day and tell yourself that
poo
>>52691807
Take all the pakis and push them somewhere else
>>52691807
>pakis out
>pakis out
>pakis out
>pakis out
>pakis out
>qts in
Saw a girl irl earlier that I've stalked on social media and had various wanks over
was a bit of a weird feel 2bh
>>52691758
me on the left
>>52691807
1. Pakis out
2. ???
3. ???
4. ???
5. ???
6. Profit
>>52691806
I don't care for your opinion
If you're so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?
>>52691806
Go find the other Irish poster and see if he's alright
>>52691812
Why would I tell myself that I'll never be happy?
>>52691835
>not wanting pakis
For New Years I have decided to stop lifting so I can be cuter
Thoughts?
I have a really nice arse 2bh
>>52691852
I'm yet to meet an intellectual equal
>>52691807
1. get footballers wages
2. give them to the bankers
3. take the bankers bonus's
4. give it to the soldiers
5. make weed an A class drug
6. ban smoking
>tfw going to my grandma's tomorrow who is in some northern shithole that has no wifi or mobile signal
why is the north such a shithole
>>52691865
this is why people dont like you
>Start dating foreign girl
>She's ok but not my cup of tea
>her roommate is 10/10
>Start chatting to her roommate.
I feel really shit about this. I've told original girl i'm not looking for anything serious.
>>52691916
what kind of foreign is she
the lads are in here
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>52691853
I am the other Irish poster
>>52691867
That's not a paki, rasheed.
>>52691807
Establish laws based on the Qu'ran and the valid Hadiths
Encourage conversion towards the true submission of Allah (swt) through taxes
>>52691909
People gravitate towards me tbqh. They just never live close enough to visit.
>>52691906
Spend the day with your nan, she'll be dead soon
marina
>>52691867
girl in my class who looks like this lel from one of them middle east countries and all lol
>>52691950
>not wanting this
>>52691867
fuck off and die
>>52691942
Oh, how did it go at the pub?
>>52691807
ban anime
ban islam
ban 4chan
ban murdoch
put queen in power
me
Just watched man from uncle
p good desu lads
katy perry's half time show?
>>52691867
That's an anti-paki.
Bit damp out 2bh.
Flood warnings at all?
>>52691906
Because the government invests all it's money in the South to appease the cancerous parasite that is The City.
>>52691983
>mfw I knew there is a village in England called Cucklington
>>52692004
grand yeah, that was a while ago 2bh
having a serious poo
>>52692027
no one cares about the answers lad. It's about the bantz.
>>52692033
yes there are
My R.E. teacher was an IRA gunman lads. Mental.
>>52691993
fuck off shitskin
>>52691807
1. Purge govt. for all those with corporate ties
2. Increase MP salaries for those in office, put them on pension as soon as they finish. Stop them from having jobs once retiring from politics.
3. Introduce single transferable vote.
4. Increase NHS funding, increase number of places in native Doctor & Nurse training plans. Increase number of junior doctors to allow for full weekly coverage without fucking them in the arse with hours
5. Increase teacher salaries so that people who aren't total mouthbreathers take the job.
6. Fund all this by plundering the high seas, just like old times.
is that a tenga egg?
>>52691807
>step 1: state supplied girlfriends
>step 2: mandatory racism
>step 3: send all nonwhites home
>step 4: everyone has to be my friend
>step 5: take back the holy lands
>step 6: assign Farage to be Prime Minster forever
pooheads
>>52691983
Bit vile 2bh
>>52692073
For the best probably
>>52692044
>mfw people living in Kuwait spend their entire lives waiting in queues
>>52692074
Former assistant head teacher at my grammar school was Irish and he would tell us storied about the Troubles in assembly
He was an alpha man. Slicked jet black hair, blue eyes, p handsome.
>>52691993
me in the back left
accidentally ate a selection box already ://///
>>52691867
look at her chest flag, she's clearly dutch m8
>>52692074
glad to hear he was fighting to liberate the home country
how do i tell if a girl on the internet likes me lads? (asking for a friend)
need a gf lads
me irl
>>52692151
Did it slip and fall into you?
>>52692112
>mfw anime retards pretend to be edgy and funny
>>52692044
I went on holiday to Barbados and we went on a fishing trip where some reggae boatcaptain and his mate drove us around the island whilst we drank beer and fished.
He said 'over dere man, das cuckold point man, yano'
I burst out laughing and couldn't explain to [people why it was so funny to me because of the autism associted with it.
T-t-thanks 4chan
>>52691933
>>52692033
>>52692044
>>52692144
>>52692155
good posts
>>52691666
>>52691777
very good posts
>>52692160
she shows you timestamped tits. You should repost them here so we can verify she actually likes you.
>>52692181
yeah haha
also it was dressed provocatively, wasn't my fault
Had a rubicon passion and a samosa
>>52692178
hahaha lads remember that ginger yank lad who got butthurt about south park making fun of gingers? this lad looks just like that lad
>>52691867
she's fucking ugly, not sure why I would want that
>>52691807
1. remove anime
2. kill anime enablers
3. reinstate empire
4. enlist subjects in holy war
5. banish weirdos
6. install en suite bathroom
>>52692074
I have a relative who got arrested for blowing up a pub but he didn't blow it up
Got out eventually though and got a massive payout and loads of media attention
thanks Thatcher
>>52692141
I reckon my Principal in primary school might've dabbled in the IRA too tbqh. He used to tell us stories about being attacked by the Brits that were way too vivid to be fictional and then he'd just finish them off with a joke that made you doubt the whole story like detailing a big chase scene and then at the end, saying something like "I was almost over the wall and then he grabbed me. I felt him pulling my leg. Just like I'm pulling yours."
Good man too.
>>52692156
He's not proud of his role.
>>52692155
lmao look closer it's an iraqi flag
>>52692231
shes qt
Lads I just watched Basic Instinct, my God Sharon Stone is so fucking sexy in it. Literally paused the film to have a wank.
>>52692194
well that's a definite sign but what if she's a more reserved kind of lady who's too good for that kind of thing? (again, asking for a friend obviously)
>18 likes on my new profile picture
where the fr*ck are these people when i want someone to spend time with
I get one laugh every 3 /brit/s
What is your average?
>>52692251
fuck off home paki
i swear literally half of these 'canadian' flags are literal pakis
>>52692280
is it a selfie? or just some wank anime again?
anglo scum kill yourself
>>52692300
haha
>>52692280
FONT
About to do another wank. 6th one today.
>>52692300
I often laugh at my own posts
the fuck?
>>52692280
FONT
>>52692319
actually getting arranged marriage to a paki chick in the UK
feels good man
>>52692266
Sharon Stone in Total Recall > Sharon Stone in anything else
Sharon Stone in Total Recall might actually be the absolute peak of the female sex.
>>52692345
Someone has to
>>52692280
post it x
>>52692331
>baiting the dresden pepe
>>52692329
>admitting you like anime anywhere publicly
even I'm not that silly
>>52692280
>58 likes
>>52692364
I'll give that a watch tomorrow or something lad. She is stunning desu. Would suck the shit out of her arsehole and thank her for the pleasure.
might start
>>52692275
She talk to you.
That's all there is to it sperglord. If she talks to you that mean she likes you.
It doesn't mean she wants to hambone your meatsteak, but it means she enjoys your company. Just keep talking, if she's open to meeting up, meet up. Then she's an IRL qt, not an internet one. Behave accordingly. (Protip: appropriately means don't sperg out and never take advice from anyone on 4chins)
>>52692394
This board is public you fucking mong
kill yourself
>>52692411
>Hasn't seen Total Recall
Lad, I envy you. You're in for a treat. Fantastic movie.
how is there still so much chocolate left
i think i might die
>>52692394
bellend
>>52692319
they are
despite the chinkadians meme canada is 5% paki (same as us) and rising while the chinese actually decreases iirc
>>52692406
you must be really good looking/a girl
>>52692441
It lasts longer than 24 hours, you don't have to eat it on one go
>have to be awake at 8am tomorrow
horrifying
she took the dress photo I'm guessing
>>52692426
why are you saying it like it's about me? i said i was asking for a friend douchelord
fucking hell, some people ay
Lads the bit below my balls has been really twitchy after I wank recently. Sometimes I don't wank for days to make it stop but it doesn't work. Am i going to die?
>>52692118
got caught today at work kicking a load of clothes i was meant to tidy up further under the rack so nobody could so them
she just looked at me and said im "very very naughty"
>>52692460
Its more likely he has 58 facebook accounts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFbQQzkZuqU
Having a cry lads
>>52692441
>tfw only got Malteasers, small box of rocers and a box of cadbury chocolates
I did get 11 bottles of ale though so I may not be around much longer either.
>>52692493
Giving it to you so you can copypaste it all easy like you mong.
>>52692454
I feel like there's a lot of Arabs in my town (Halifax) but they don't form enclaves or try shariah shit or anything like that. They do westernize.
>>52692460
nah I hadn't changed my pic for years, think people were like "awww the autist is finally confident enough to have an actual pic of himself"
that why all the likes
Why are Russia bombing the moderate rebels? Don't they know that the rebels are the good guys for fighting the brutal dictator Assad and the so-called "Islamic" state or Daesh if you will?
>>52692513
reminds me of the time i got caught having a wank at school by the milf deputy principal
didn't get in trouble though
>>52692037
awkshually mhy namess mareenha
>>52692503
fuck off m8 she's not even attractive for a Welsh bird and you know it
>>52692280
Got 41 on mine haha
It's a selfie with a black mate
>>52692478
why x
>>52692535
i have like 5 muslim friends. they all party, drink, smoke weed, and shiet. they're about as muslim as i am christian
>>52692537
Oh. Think I just found out where my 18 came from then.
>>52692531
not going to call my friend a sperglord, fuck off
>>52692583
going to my grandma's and she lives far away
>>52692552
Rasheed
>>52692591
I fucking hate Canadians, lads
>>52692478
woke up at half 4 in the morning today senpai get on my level
>>52692570
how anyone can honestly believe this is remarkable
>>52692552
Russia like Assad because he lets them put their warbotes wherever they like.
They bomb anyone that hates Assad.
Situation is fucked tbqh
>>52692614
yeah you mentioned it enough times in the thread beforehand
>>52692603
oh dear
>>52692645
woke up at half 4 though
>>52692552
Maximum Rasheed
>>52692612
>tfw paki
>tfw getting arranged marriage to qt paki girl in the UK
Can't wait to post under a British flag next year
going to start taking an umbrella with me when i go out in the sun
dont want to get skin cancer hahaha
>anime
McCarthyism isn't dead, it just got painted into social justice
mum made roast and fucked off to her m8s
fucking hate it
wish i had a curry or chinese 2bh lads
>>52692185
well i thought it was v. cute
Ya know, if a photo of a car under low or high light makes a blue look like a green, it's still a blue car.
I understand that.
But the photo would show the colour to be green.
It's hexidecimal value would fall under the green area.
If you have the brain power to process that, then there shouldn't even be a debate.
>>52692619
< This is the only picture where she looks qt as fuck
>>52692676
Are you getting a job at least?
Don't be a complete cunt
>>52692678
leftists want these things extinct ASAP
This is the first time I'm watching TV in about 3 years. Wish me luck lads.
>>52692612
Bit rude
>>52692718
m8 the picture you replied to is literally the cutest picture in existence. also this
>>52692678
Real life girls can be cute too but they're a bit shit for your feelings because they're 100% inaccessible.
>>52692720
this family is loaded, they have like 4 benz and a bmw. going to leech off them desu and see how it goes lel
>>52692740
good luck looking at a screen??? this thread is ful of fucking mongs
>>52692713
white and gold
>>52692470
ive eaten more in two days than I have the rest of the year
and there is still an industrial amount left
>>52692762
she looks like a cunt
>>52692762
How have I never noticed the druid???
>>52692776
black and blue
ya know, just like your mums fanny after the beating i give it
>>52692524
Dry your eyes mate
>>52692769
Yeah and you're a prime example 2bh
>>52692762
>if you read this then you are a faggot
>>52692740
Good luck x
>>52692758
She looks like shit there
fucking mongy freak make up. you have an awful taste in women mate.
>>52692718
yeah but her baps though
>>52692768
What part of the country are you moving to?
HICCUPS
>>52692762
I know a girl that looks like her shes qt af 2bh
>mfw I see her out
>>52692852
post an attractive woman
>>52692799
this 2bh
some kid keeps posting her repeatedly as well
Caught up with my best mate today.
It was nice.
>>52692868
in b4 Birmingham
>>52692868
nottingham, not sure tho her family might buy us a house somewhere
RASHEED
>>52692718
and she's still repulsive
>Lybton Crosby to get knighthood
Fuck off
>>52692901
here
depressed
>>52692926
to him you're just a friend haha, not even a good friend JUST a regular one haha
>>52692829
GAY
Heil Hitler!
>>52692944
deployer of bombs? haha
>>52692944
bet he'll take a shit in it, the paki
>>52692944
A qt girl delivered mine earlier
>>52692914
she's been on 4chan forever. She's cute but she looks like a vile human being
>>52692985
>>>/reddit/
What do you lads think about big black cocks pounding white pussies until they shoot sperm and soak the fertile womb with their sperm leading to a birth a half black child in 9 months time?
I'm quite fond of it
>>52692975
He's lonely as fuck desu.
>>52692985
DELETE THIS
deploying a poo lads on this bender's pizza haha
>>52692954
oh it's b8, I see now. thanks friend :^)
>>52692734
Leftists want these girls to be raped by congolese and pakistani men.
Just put a bomb in some cunts pizza
in my highly valued opinion, talking about your feelings is for gays
and so is having feelings in the first place
>>52693049
>raped
Most of them are brainwashed and willingly submit
>>52693003
Rasheed
>>52692950
>recognising stupid nonsense like knighthoods or MBEs
>>52693003
spasti alter
>>52693049
Serves them right for imperialism
>>52693093
Rasheeds love hitler
"""""""British""""""""" men
CHAT
>>52693058
rasheed
>>52693149
SHIT
>>52692985
He looked good 2bh
A powerful man
Alright lads rate my comfy
>James Bond on ITV 2
>Coal fire going
>Reading a comfy book
>Football mnager running in background and posting on brit
>>52693131
"""""""""British""""""" clubs
Anyone else No-(you)cember here?
>>52693131
the fact this paki could beat me up is annoying
>>52693172
6/10
>>52693161
For jews.
Should I text her, lads?
>>52693128
No they don't, Hitler is the arch nemesis of all Rasheeds
nice try paki
>>52693172
too many things going on
>>52693175
any one of them could put you in the ground fat yank cunt
>british """"""women"""""""""
>>52693018
wasn't he britboo?
look how desperate was rudolf hess. and you killed him (like our sikorski), then gave forged process to his double
>>52693128
Rasheed
>>52693214
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
desu
>>52693172
Coalburners out
>>52693175
>that manlet in the middle with short man syndrome
Who /underwater/ here?
Only soddin' bridge into town is meant to collapse tonight. We're proper fucked.
>>52692985
hitler ruined everything, it's literally all his fault.
he didn't mean to though so i'm not gonna bully him over it.
>>52693260
good post
>>52693290
Should've bought a boat desu
Who /2013/ here?
>>52693175
Every cunt that picture looks ugly and extremely punchable
I could take popeye in the middle too, manlet prick
>>52693289
Cute
>>52693232
Would fingerher in a bush on a school trip during lunchtime haha
(i literally did btw haha)
wish i could get fucking flooded
spice up my life a bit
