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Empire Edition
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cara
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Azusa
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>de gay
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What did she mean by this face?
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>>52691716
Cute German boys!
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I'll see you at the crossroads crossroads crossroads
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mugi
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>>52691666
LET ME JOIN THE BRITISH MILITARY

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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literally cannot fathom how anyone finds the queen's speech interesting or woth even listening to?

it's completely devoid of any interesting content because she makes a great effort to not mention anything and it doesn't have any structure its just random sentences she's bumbling through, can someone please explain to me what they mean by 'i liked the queen's speech' or why they unironically watched it?


'this is a christmas tree, we gather around christmas trees, my grandmother had a christmas tree, look at it in this nice picture, christmas can be difficult when someone has died, it has been a long year, bit cold out, irish weather, sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit, as it says in the bible and is often quoted 'thine light is blah blah blah'
^ my impression
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>>52691730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg
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cold out
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Just sneezed
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Not happy with my life. Maybe someday.
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>nice """"""monarchy"""""" you fucking faggot!
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>>52691747
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
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>>52691747
>wanting to die for rasheed instead of chang
weirdo lmao
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mediocre
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OOH AAH UP THE RA

SAY OOHAAHUPTHERA
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maisie
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>>52691743
she looks mediocre as fuck in real life m8
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Fix Great Britain in six steps.

Come on, let's hear your plans.
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>>52691769

Not today lad

I want you to look in the mirror every day and tell yourself that
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poo
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>>52691807
Take all the pakis and push them somewhere else
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>>52691807
>pakis out
>pakis out
>pakis out
>pakis out
>pakis out
>qts in
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Saw a girl irl earlier that I've stalked on social media and had various wanks over
was a bit of a weird feel 2bh
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>>52691758
me on the left
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>>52691807
1. Pakis out
2. ???
3. ???
4. ???
5. ???
6. Profit
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>>52691806
I don't care for your opinion
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If you're so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?
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>>52691806

Go find the other Irish poster and see if he's alright
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>>52691812
Why would I tell myself that I'll never be happy?
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>>52691835
>not wanting pakis
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For New Years I have decided to stop lifting so I can be cuter

Thoughts?
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I have a really nice arse 2bh
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>>52691852
I'm yet to meet an intellectual equal
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>>52691807
1. get footballers wages
2. give them to the bankers
3. take the bankers bonus's
4. give it to the soldiers
5. make weed an A class drug
6. ban smoking
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>tfw going to my grandma's tomorrow who is in some northern shithole that has no wifi or mobile signal

why is the north such a shithole
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>>52691865

this is why people dont like you
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>Start dating foreign girl
>She's ok but not my cup of tea
>her roommate is 10/10
>Start chatting to her roommate.

I feel really shit about this. I've told original girl i'm not looking for anything serious.
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>>52691916
what kind of foreign is she
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the lads are in here

http://instasync.com/r/bucks
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>>52691853
I am the other Irish poster
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>>52691867
That's not a paki, rasheed.
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>>52691807
Establish laws based on the Qu'ran and the valid Hadiths
Encourage conversion towards the true submission of Allah (swt) through taxes
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>>52691909
People gravitate towards me tbqh. They just never live close enough to visit.
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>>52691906

Spend the day with your nan, she'll be dead soon
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marina
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>>52691867
girl in my class who looks like this lel from one of them middle east countries and all lol
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>>52691950
>not wanting this
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>>52691867
fuck off and die
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>>52691942

Oh, how did it go at the pub?
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>>52691807
ban anime
ban islam
ban 4chan
ban murdoch
put queen in power
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me
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Just watched man from uncle
p good desu lads
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katy perry's half time show?
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>>52691867
That's an anti-paki.
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Bit damp out 2bh.

Flood warnings at all?
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>>52691906
Because the government invests all it's money in the South to appease the cancerous parasite that is The City.
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>>52691983
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>mfw I knew there is a village in England called Cucklington
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>>52692004
grand yeah, that was a while ago 2bh
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having a serious poo
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>>52692027
no one cares about the answers lad. It's about the bantz.
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>>52692033
yes there are
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My R.E. teacher was an IRA gunman lads. Mental.
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>>52691993
fuck off shitskin
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>>52691807
1. Purge govt. for all those with corporate ties
2. Increase MP salaries for those in office, put them on pension as soon as they finish. Stop them from having jobs once retiring from politics.
3. Introduce single transferable vote.
4. Increase NHS funding, increase number of places in native Doctor & Nurse training plans. Increase number of junior doctors to allow for full weekly coverage without fucking them in the arse with hours
5. Increase teacher salaries so that people who aren't total mouthbreathers take the job.
6. Fund all this by plundering the high seas, just like old times.
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is that a tenga egg?
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>>52691807
>step 1: state supplied girlfriends
>step 2: mandatory racism
>step 3: send all nonwhites home
>step 4: everyone has to be my friend
>step 5: take back the holy lands
>step 6: assign Farage to be Prime Minster forever
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pooheads
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>>52691983
Bit vile 2bh
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>>52692073
For the best probably
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>>52692044
>mfw people living in Kuwait spend their entire lives waiting in queues
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>>52692074
Former assistant head teacher at my grammar school was Irish and he would tell us storied about the Troubles in assembly

He was an alpha man. Slicked jet black hair, blue eyes, p handsome.
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>>52691993
me in the back left
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accidentally ate a selection box already ://///
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>>52691867
look at her chest flag, she's clearly dutch m8
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>>52692074
glad to hear he was fighting to liberate the home country
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how do i tell if a girl on the internet likes me lads? (asking for a friend)
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need a gf lads
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>>52692151

Did it slip and fall into you?
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>>52692112
>mfw anime retards pretend to be edgy and funny
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>>52692044
I went on holiday to Barbados and we went on a fishing trip where some reggae boatcaptain and his mate drove us around the island whilst we drank beer and fished.

He said 'over dere man, das cuckold point man, yano'

I burst out laughing and couldn't explain to [people why it was so funny to me because of the autism associted with it.

T-t-thanks 4chan
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>>52691933
>>52692033
>>52692044
>>52692144
>>52692155
good posts

>>52691666
>>52691777
very good posts
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>>52692160
she shows you timestamped tits. You should repost them here so we can verify she actually likes you.
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>>52692181
yeah haha

also it was dressed provocatively, wasn't my fault
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Had a rubicon passion and a samosa
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>>52692178
hahaha lads remember that ginger yank lad who got butthurt about south park making fun of gingers? this lad looks just like that lad
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>>52691867
she's fucking ugly, not sure why I would want that
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>>52691807
1. remove anime
2. kill anime enablers
3. reinstate empire
4. enlist subjects in holy war
5. banish weirdos
6. install en suite bathroom
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>>52692074
I have a relative who got arrested for blowing up a pub but he didn't blow it up

Got out eventually though and got a massive payout and loads of media attention

thanks Thatcher
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>>52692141
I reckon my Principal in primary school might've dabbled in the IRA too tbqh. He used to tell us stories about being attacked by the Brits that were way too vivid to be fictional and then he'd just finish them off with a joke that made you doubt the whole story like detailing a big chase scene and then at the end, saying something like "I was almost over the wall and then he grabbed me. I felt him pulling my leg. Just like I'm pulling yours."

Good man too.

>>52692156
He's not proud of his role.
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>>52692155
lmao look closer it's an iraqi flag

>>52692231
shes qt
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Lads I just watched Basic Instinct, my God Sharon Stone is so fucking sexy in it. Literally paused the film to have a wank.
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>>52692194
well that's a definite sign but what if she's a more reserved kind of lady who's too good for that kind of thing? (again, asking for a friend obviously)
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>18 likes on my new profile picture
where the fr*ck are these people when i want someone to spend time with
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I get one laugh every 3 /brit/s

What is your average?
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>>52692251
fuck off home paki

i swear literally half of these 'canadian' flags are literal pakis
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>>52692280
is it a selfie? or just some wank anime again?
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anglo scum kill yourself
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>>52692300
haha
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>>52692280
FONT
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About to do another wank. 6th one today.
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>>52692300
I often laugh at my own posts
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the fuck?
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>>52692280
FONT
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>>52692319
actually getting arranged marriage to a paki chick in the UK

feels good man
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>>52692266
Sharon Stone in Total Recall > Sharon Stone in anything else

Sharon Stone in Total Recall might actually be the absolute peak of the female sex.
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>>52692345

Someone has to
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>>52692280
post it x
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>>52692331
>baiting the dresden pepe
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>>52692329
>admitting you like anime anywhere publicly
even I'm not that silly
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>>52692280
>58 likes
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>>52692364
I'll give that a watch tomorrow or something lad. She is stunning desu. Would suck the shit out of her arsehole and thank her for the pleasure.
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might start
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>>52692275
She talk to you.

That's all there is to it sperglord. If she talks to you that mean she likes you.

It doesn't mean she wants to hambone your meatsteak, but it means she enjoys your company. Just keep talking, if she's open to meeting up, meet up. Then she's an IRL qt, not an internet one. Behave accordingly. (Protip: appropriately means don't sperg out and never take advice from anyone on 4chins)
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>>52692394
This board is public you fucking mong
kill yourself
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>>52692411
>Hasn't seen Total Recall
Lad, I envy you. You're in for a treat. Fantastic movie.
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how is there still so much chocolate left
i think i might die
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>>52692394
bellend
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>>52692319
they are
despite the chinkadians meme canada is 5% paki (same as us) and rising while the chinese actually decreases iirc
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>>52692406
you must be really good looking/a girl
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>>52692441

It lasts longer than 24 hours, you don't have to eat it on one go
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>have to be awake at 8am tomorrow
horrifying
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she took the dress photo I'm guessing
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>>52692426
why are you saying it like it's about me? i said i was asking for a friend douchelord

fucking hell, some people ay
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Lads the bit below my balls has been really twitchy after I wank recently. Sometimes I don't wank for days to make it stop but it doesn't work. Am i going to die?
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>>52692118
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got caught today at work kicking a load of clothes i was meant to tidy up further under the rack so nobody could so them

she just looked at me and said im "very very naughty"
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>>52692460

Its more likely he has 58 facebook accounts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFbQQzkZuqU

Having a cry lads
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>>52692441
>tfw only got Malteasers, small box of rocers and a box of cadbury chocolates

I did get 11 bottles of ale though so I may not be around much longer either.
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>>52692493
Giving it to you so you can copypaste it all easy like you mong.
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>>52692454
I feel like there's a lot of Arabs in my town (Halifax) but they don't form enclaves or try shariah shit or anything like that. They do westernize.
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>>52692460
nah I hadn't changed my pic for years, think people were like "awww the autist is finally confident enough to have an actual pic of himself"

that why all the likes
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Why are Russia bombing the moderate rebels? Don't they know that the rebels are the good guys for fighting the brutal dictator Assad and the so-called "Islamic" state or Daesh if you will?
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>>52692513
reminds me of the time i got caught having a wank at school by the milf deputy principal

didn't get in trouble though
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>>52692037
awkshually mhy namess mareenha
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>>52692503
fuck off m8 she's not even attractive for a Welsh bird and you know it
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>>52692280
Got 41 on mine haha

It's a selfie with a black mate
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>>52692478
why x
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>>52692535
i have like 5 muslim friends. they all party, drink, smoke weed, and shiet. they're about as muslim as i am christian
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>>52692537
Oh. Think I just found out where my 18 came from then.
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>>52692531
not going to call my friend a sperglord, fuck off
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>>52692583
going to my grandma's and she lives far away
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>>52692552
Rasheed
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>>52692591
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I fucking hate Canadians, lads
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>>52692478
woke up at half 4 in the morning today senpai get on my level
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>>52692570
how anyone can honestly believe this is remarkable
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>>52692552
Russia like Assad because he lets them put their warbotes wherever they like.

They bomb anyone that hates Assad.

Situation is fucked tbqh
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>>52692614
yeah you mentioned it enough times in the thread beforehand
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>>52692603
oh dear
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>>52692645
woke up at half 4 though
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>>52692552
Maximum Rasheed
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>>52692612
>tfw paki
>tfw getting arranged marriage to qt paki girl in the UK

Can't wait to post under a British flag next year
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going to start taking an umbrella with me when i go out in the sun

dont want to get skin cancer hahaha
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>anime
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McCarthyism isn't dead, it just got painted into social justice
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mum made roast and fucked off to her m8s

fucking hate it

wish i had a curry or chinese 2bh lads
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>>52692185
well i thought it was v. cute
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Ya know, if a photo of a car under low or high light makes a blue look like a green, it's still a blue car.
I understand that.

But the photo would show the colour to be green.
It's hexidecimal value would fall under the green area.

If you have the brain power to process that, then there shouldn't even be a debate.
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>>52692619
< This is the only picture where she looks qt as fuck
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>>52692676

Are you getting a job at least?

Don't be a complete cunt
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>>52692678

leftists want these things extinct ASAP
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This is the first time I'm watching TV in about 3 years. Wish me luck lads.
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>>52692612
Bit rude
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>>52692718
m8 the picture you replied to is literally the cutest picture in existence. also this
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>>52692678
Real life girls can be cute too but they're a bit shit for your feelings because they're 100% inaccessible.
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>>52692720
this family is loaded, they have like 4 benz and a bmw. going to leech off them desu and see how it goes lel
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>>52692740
good luck looking at a screen??? this thread is ful of fucking mongs
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>>52692713
white and gold
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>>52692470
ive eaten more in two days than I have the rest of the year
and there is still an industrial amount left
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>>52692762
she looks like a cunt
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>>52692762
How have I never noticed the druid???
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>>52692776
black and blue

ya know, just like your mums fanny after the beating i give it
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>>52692524
Dry your eyes mate
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>>52692769
Yeah and you're a prime example 2bh
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>>52692762
>if you read this then you are a faggot
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>>52692740
Good luck x
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>>52692758
She looks like shit there

fucking mongy freak make up. you have an awful taste in women mate.
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>>52692718
yeah but her baps though
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>>52692768

What part of the country are you moving to?
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HICCUPS
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>>52692762
I know a girl that looks like her shes qt af 2bh

>mfw I see her out
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>>52692852
post an attractive woman
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>>52692799
this 2bh

some kid keeps posting her repeatedly as well
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Caught up with my best mate today.

It was nice.
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>>52692868
in b4 Birmingham
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>>52692868
nottingham, not sure tho her family might buy us a house somewhere
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RASHEED
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>>52692718
and she's still repulsive
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>Lybton Crosby to get knighthood

Fuck off
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>>52692901
here
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depressed
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>>52692926
to him you're just a friend haha, not even a good friend JUST a regular one haha
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>>52692829
GAY
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Heil Hitler!
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>>52692944
deployer of bombs? haha
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>>52692944
bet he'll take a shit in it, the paki
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>>52692944
A qt girl delivered mine earlier
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>>52692914
she's been on 4chan forever. She's cute but she looks like a vile human being
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>>52692985
>>>/reddit/
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What do you lads think about big black cocks pounding white pussies until they shoot sperm and soak the fertile womb with their sperm leading to a birth a half black child in 9 months time?

I'm quite fond of it
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>>52692975
He's lonely as fuck desu.
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>>52692985
DELETE THIS
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deploying a poo lads on this bender's pizza haha
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>>52692954
oh it's b8, I see now. thanks friend :^)
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>>52692734
Leftists want these girls to be raped by congolese and pakistani men.
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Just put a bomb in some cunts pizza
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in my highly valued opinion, talking about your feelings is for gays

and so is having feelings in the first place
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>>52693049
>raped
Most of them are brainwashed and willingly submit
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>>52693003
Rasheed
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>>52692950

>recognising stupid nonsense like knighthoods or MBEs
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>>52693003
spasti alter
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>>52693049
Serves them right for imperialism
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>>52693068
k
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>>52693093
Rasheeds love hitler
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"""""""British""""""""" men
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CHAT
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>>52693058
rasheed
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>>52693149
SHIT
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>>52692985
He looked good 2bh

A powerful man
>>
Alright lads rate my comfy

>James Bond on ITV 2
>Coal fire going
>Reading a comfy book
>Football mnager running in background and posting on brit
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>>52693131
"""""""""British""""""" clubs
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Anyone else No-(you)cember here?
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>>52693131
the fact this paki could beat me up is annoying
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>>52693172
6/10
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>>52693161
For jews.
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Should I text her, lads?
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>>52693128
No they don't, Hitler is the arch nemesis of all Rasheeds

nice try paki
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>>52693159
GET
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>>52693172
too many things going on
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>>52693195
u
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>>52693175
any one of them could put you in the ground fat yank cunt
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>british """"""women"""""""""
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>>52693018
wasn't he britboo?

look how desperate was rudolf hess. and you killed him (like our sikorski), then gave forged process to his double
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>>52693128
Rasheed
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>>52693214
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
>>
desu
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>>52693172
Coalburners out
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>>52693175
>that manlet in the middle with short man syndrome
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Who /underwater/ here?

Only soddin' bridge into town is meant to collapse tonight. We're proper fucked.
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>>52693232
qt
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>>52692985
hitler ruined everything, it's literally all his fault.

he didn't mean to though so i'm not gonna bully him over it.
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>>52693260
good post
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>>52693290
Should've bought a boat desu
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Who /2013/ here?
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>>52693175
Every cunt that picture looks ugly and extremely punchable

I could take popeye in the middle too, manlet prick
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>>52693289
Cute
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>>52693232
Would fingerher in a bush on a school trip during lunchtime haha

(i literally did btw haha)
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wish i could get fucking flooded
spice up my life a bit
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>>52693327
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>>52693232
>>
best drake song?
>>
>>52693359
No Tellin
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>>52693228
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>>52693290
Do you still have power? Or are you using your phone battery?
>>
>>52693044
How is it bait

Is she not brown enough for you?
>>
>>52693359
hotline miami
>>
>some bitch on twitter tweets about wanting to buy weed
how do I get her arrested without anyone finding out it was me?
>>
Watching James Bond

It's literally just an advert for 'visit London'
>>
>>52693359
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zY7UK-6aaN
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tfw I'm fatcam but nobody believes me with this flag
>>
>tfw Daisy will never be yours

;-;
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>>52693408
Wow you're a fucking fag
>>
>>52693401
tbf she's average and bland af
looks like someone i could imagine being me mum
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You make me-me-me-me-me...
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Shia filmed himself doing a wank right?
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>>52693462
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>>52693494
WHat did the edge madonna and dave foo have in common?
>>
>>52693462
t. triggered druggie
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>>52693515
They watched Shia doing a wank for 3 days
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me on the right
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>>52693440
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>>52693381
Live on a hill so we're not affected. Gonna get cut off from the village though when this bridge goes. I'll have power, heat and a dry house, but basically stranded until they sort it.
>>
>that one guy on /tv/ who posts nothing but a pic of girls with a story and "what do"? after it

Makes me laugh at his dedication 2bh
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▕╯┃╭╮┃┃╭╮┃╰▕╯╭▏
▕╭┻┻┻┛┗┻┻┛ ▕ ╰▏
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You have been teleported to hell
Give (You) or you will die In 30 Seconds
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cant believe I actually had sex with a female this year
was a welcome change
>>
Ayo wagwan phamalam, how was your Boxing Day? My family have deiced to stay over s m h.
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do most brits consider themselves european?
>>
>Win 12 games in a row no cheating
>Beat teams like PSG/Real/ Arsenal/ City
>One more win to break the record
>Had to restart over ten times against Wolves who win everytme

Football Manager is literal bullshit
>>
> leaving parents house and going back home tomorrow

Ive got a lot of wanking to make up for
>>
wish Animal Farm had a happy ending
>>
>>52693633
No
>>
Bryson Tiller is absolute shit, how the fuck does anybody actually follow this guy?
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>>52693691
farage
>>
me?

i run toronto
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5SrunGSQX8

Try and tell me this isn't a CHOON

Pro tip: You can't.
>>
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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>>52693561
>that one nonce who shitposts that underage girl from TWD on /tv/


Makes me laugh at his dedication 2bh
>>
who's this paki on the big fat quiz?
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>>52693633
No, British people consider themselves British.
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How was your Christmas lads?

I went to visit family and we tried to play Trivial Pursuit, but the dogs started fighting and jumped on my step mum and she started screaming. My step sister started crying and the dogs fucked off after my Dad dragged them out, and then my step mum started crying and disappeared for 10 minutes so it took us ages to start the game. The rest of the family (actual sister, her fiance) just sat there all awkwardly while everyone was crying.

To top it all off I didn't even win in Trivial Pursuit.
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maisie
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>>52693737
It's not.
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>I want to report someone who's looking for weed
>forgot to add, I'm a pussy, how can I do it anonymously?
>>
>>52693748
Find a flaw

ANY flaw
>>
>>52693767
I'd let her rule my COCK if you know what I mean
>>
>>52693485
If she's average then why aren't there hundreds of beautiful blonde women everywhere I go

silly twat
>>
>>52693748
>underage girl from TWD

Who dat?
>>
>>52691754
it's only 5 mins long and it's a cultural tradition, don't watch it if you don't care jezza
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>>52693633
We're not continental
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>>52693762
whenever i play trivial pursuit it brings out the autism so i try to avoid
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>>52693633
Yes, of course we do
>>
>>
Advice

I am not a teacher. I train football with under 8 kids.

I have this paki kid that comes along and he just doesn't understand me in what I am saying. All he paki friends speak English except him.
He struggles hard to get English words out.

What I am asking is could I go speak to the teacher about my concern and see if there can be any help for?
>>
>>52693774
lmao, good one mate. you've really got that 'sarcasm' meme down to a T.
>>
>>52693846
ESL is not a thing in your schools ?
>>
watching Skyfall lads

the scenes in Scotland are beautiful 2bh
>>
>>52693845

consumer automatons
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>>52693866
wat
>>
>>52693633
nah they're somehow special snowflakes
>>
>>52693845
there was fucking loads of rasheeds at my next sale too
>>
>>52693798
ffs this is him i bet

>>52693788
>>
>>52693848
>being on 4chan and not expecting everyone to be contrarian

Wew lad.
>>
>>52693845
got a coat today 2bh
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keep losing against crocodile

absolute runt of a boss fight
>>
>>52693845
girl on the right is a qt
>>
>>52693888
usually at schools they have an english as a second language program

basically everyday they take all the kids that dont speak english and improve their english skills for an hour or so
>>
Want a black gf
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>>52693902
ANY flaw
>>
>>52693822

Same, it's pretty wank, like you can get true/false questions or questions that you actually need some knowledge to answer. Bit of a wank game really, not really about how much you know just what question type you get.
>>
>>52693913
>one piece of shite
lmao
>>
>>52693845
SO do next sell burkas then or what?

Do they they have a massive paki sale on St. Stephens day and they get their years supply of halal cloths?
>>
>>52693894
t. Ireland the special snowflake country

>Doesn't want to be in a union with Britain
>Wants to be ruled by continental Europe who holds proud cultural nations like Ireland in contempt

Wew

Such a shame, beautiful country
>>
>>52693792
because instead there are average women like her everywhere you go
>>
witnessed my own death while tripping last night
>>
>>52693913
>wan piss
ahahahahaa
>>
>>52693909
>not appreciating po-po-mo comedy

W E W
E
W
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>>52693762
I did absolutely fuck all

Just sat in my bedroom studying a maths textbook. Since the 24th all I've eaten is some horrible macaroni cheese and pizza.

I was a bit sad when I went on facebook and my mates were having delicious Christmas dinner with their families. I will literally never know that feeling.
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>>52693933
ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OFF MY BOARD NONCE


ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>52693992
there's no escaping it
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>>52693956
What? Learn English please rasheed.
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364 days until your waifu gets delivered.
>>
>tfw new years is coming up
>anon why aren't you out with your friends?
>it's not good to stay at home all the time...
>>
>>52693939
I wouldn't mind a union with you except all your ragheads would be over here
>>
>>52693935
whenever i get a question right i usually end up saying some sort of related fact and also i don't really know how to respond without being cringey when my mum says "oh wow how did you know that?" and im like "oh i don't think it's that obscure really" and then i sound like a smug bastard
>>
>>52693762
went to visit my family then came home today

ate lots of panettone and trifle, bretty gud
>>
>>52694024
>TFW I have this conversation weekly
>>
Literally and unironically got to apply to a lot of grad schemes over the next week.

Any tips L A D S?
>>
making a purchase
>>
>>52693925
rasheed
>>
>got a friend who is the biggest beta I know
>whenever he gets a gf he fucking spams her all over his social media
>she breaks it off because his obsession is weird to her
I think it's because he's 5'5", he also always tries to bring up how he's black in order to distract from the fact he's a manlet
>>
>>52694025
Yes but the majority of your country would.

>Implying that they won't come to you anyway now Germany has suicided

It's a fucking shame and I understand why, but I believe Ireland and UK have more in common than we'll ever have apart, especially more so than Europe, in the 800 years what Britain (wrongly) did to your culture won't be nothing compared to what Europe will do in the next 80

bad feels
>>
>>52694057
Outsource the process to a paki
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>>52694086
least he has a gf

while you're talking shit about him on an anonymous islamic pokemon tumblr
>>
>>52694057
Are you retared?

Most shut in novemeber absolute latest
>>
>>52694086
how the fuck does he keep getting gfs though

that's the main point I think
>>
bad dong xD
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>>52694086
>beta
>gf

good post my rotund friend
>>
>>52694125
the most he's lasted with one is a month, and he's never actually fucked any of them lmfao
>>
>>52694106
great shout

>>52694129
Not any of the ones I'm interested in 2bh
>>
@52694015
lol how can i make that any simpler
guess you got a u in english, shame you're not getting a 'u' here as well haha
>>
>>52694096
>more in common

We don't really m8, we are alot different our sense of humor is different, alot of people who have lived over there have changed. Other have said it was a bit of a culture shock
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>>52694167
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>>52694191
meh least he can pull girls for a month

you on the other hand
>>
>>52694193
>>52694193
>>52694193

i made a new thread
>>
>>52694216
have had a gf for about 9 months now
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>>52694206
Mate, are you srs?

my parents are Irish and being over there is not much different to bein here at home

Ireland feels fine, go to France and it feels massively different, but fair enoguh, opinions are opinions and all tat

>>52694198
Like what?
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>>52693845
England? more like cuckland hahah am i right lads?
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>>52693937
>>52693960
its the most popular anime in the world for a reason lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXX8Zh8TNdw
>>
>>52693899
Rasheeds fucking love the Next sale. Worked there one christmas and it was wall-to-wall Asians buying an entire year's worth of clothes for their entire extended family at once.
>>
>>52692128
Nice
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