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no gf edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Btbij0nAo
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ahhhh i need a Jun
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every edition is a no gf edition
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>when your whole family is napping and you realise Christmas is lonely and shit
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bjork
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Maisie
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>bullying an autistic 31 year old

nice way to spend christmas day eh
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>>52642492
no, he doesnt post here. he posts on a site called boards
>>52642526
yeah i admit its not so surprising
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Was going to send her a crimbo text but now I'm having second thoughts
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>>52642565
are there any other pictures of him
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watching david icke videos
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>>52642592
be sure to slur it so if she asks who you are you can just say you were drunk xx
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>>52642540
i'm in a skype call with the /éire/ posters and the guy who started the entire thing is in it.
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>>52642533
Rasheed
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>>52642489

..Is that you "sleep all day feel all night"?
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Everyone post your cracker jokes.
Why are police officers so strong?
Because they hold up traffic.
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Any Irish lads live in Galway?
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I actually feel a little bad for Kev

He has depression and learning disabilities.
His dad has alzheimers and dementia
He essentially has £5,000 stolen from him
Someone randomly threw a bag of sick at him
He is bullied on a Somalian finger painting forum
He is in his 30's and does not have a wife or gf and is alone all the time

:(
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>>52642565
piss off you paki wanker
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>have a mastiff
>some paki is stuffing leaflets through doors and gates
>he gets to mine and i let the dog out the side door
>instantly goes for him
>he starts screaming and running

Highly recommend
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>Got Cadbury's Heroes instead of Celebrations

Which one do you prefer lads?
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When you mock others you're simply attacking a transference of your own issues and insecurities
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>>52642592
>She sent me one last year
>All excited and happy and wanted me to call her to talk about how our Christmases went
>This year she won't text me
>She won't text me ever again
Oh well.
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>>52642489

Sipping on some dry sherry and eating Christmas pudding

Comfy as fuck
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>>52642603
yeah they've already been posted though?
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>>52642619
nah thats worse 2bh lad

if youre thinking about a girl when youre drunk thats when you really really like her
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just poured a brandy and coke, my first drink of the day
bit late i know but was onit proper last night and was quite fragile this morning
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>>52642625
>i'm in a skype call with the /éire/ posters
fenian cunt
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considering spending my christmas shaving all of my bodyhair, and having a warm milk bath right after
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Didn't every word I say come true?
Funny how you thought its aimed at you.
Looking back, it kinda threw me too,
How bout you?
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>>52642425
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>>52642655

enjoy getting your dog put down when it bites someone, but i'm sure it would be worth the "lolz", fucking child
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>>52642651
:3
>>52642679
literally not even irish in any way lel
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>>52642625
>éire
literally ur a homo then lmao
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>>52642517

I want a Sawako or Mio
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>>52642675
say it was an accident, texted the wrong person
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marina
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>>52642659

Heroes simply because there is no shitty bounty
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>>52642715
I'm white, don't live on a housing estate and have a good job. Not going to happen.
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Had 3 beers and not even tipsy
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xx
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>>52642696
sounds shit
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gold watch on my wrist

is that why she on my dick
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>>52642727

Celebrations has the based Malteser though
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>>52642719
no!
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Lads, any hidden gems in the Steam sale?
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that fat irish lad aka lisicki must be lonely as fuck

read all the threads he starts on that forum, he is literally asking every single one of his life's issues on there. He literally has not a single person IRL to talk too kek
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>>52642565
did he post about here on boards.ie?
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REMINDER
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>>52642634
His dad also doesn't recognise him anymore or something

He also had some embarassing run in with girls (saying the wrong thing to thme over facebook etc etc and still worrying about it years later, really fucking socially awkward with girls)
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>>52642786
sid meiers pirates
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>>52642786
What sort of thing do you like?
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>>52642803
feel a bit bad for kev desu
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just showed my mum "cold out"

her reaction was "what the fuck?"
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everyone having fun this Christmas day?
i'm not lmao
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>>52642795
no

but he posted on boards, since being messaged about being posted here, so unless he doesnt know how to check his messages, he is aware.
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>>52642828
I don't think there's any genres I actively dislike, so I'm up for hidden gems of any kind.

>>52642826
Got it already lad.
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Favourite /brit/ celeb? mines Mark Davies desu i often wonder if he still posts here
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>my accent isn't Estuary English
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>>52642848
at least i don't post pictures of 2D sluts
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>>52642848
Parents bought me a bunch of relationship and business self-help books and an electric shaver. Not so subtle way to send a message
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>>52642867
mine is our dave from manny
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My Brit bro is a big loser
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think we should put together a fundraiser for kev 2bh lads
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>>52642853
>is aware of his meme status here
>hasn't thought to grace us with his presence
hmm
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Hahahahahhahah! ...Oh now what was I laughing at again? Ah yes that crippled Irishman! Ahahahahhah
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My waifu
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>>52642786
FSX
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look lads it's probably for the best if Kevin aka lisicki just offed himself. Maybe we can work together and encourage him to do it?

That way we can remember his walking meme the way it should be and not some depressing circle jerk about how shitty his life is.
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What did you lads think of the Peep Show finale? A little late but I thought this season started poor but was getting very strong towards the end, the second last episode was great and they knew not to take it over the top with the snake.
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>>52642885
>>52642884
Fuck off normies
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Isn't it funny that all ye taigs will be going straight to hell, i mean they don't even try to follow God correctly.

>worship a false prophet (the pope)
>worship idols (statues of some virgin slag)
>worship false prophet saints
>doesn't even follow the word of Jesus
>can only have a relationship with god through a priest
>worship some slag that got knocked up by God
>after the false prophet pope they worship their local priests just the same way
>have to find permission for marriage or any other affair from the false prophet priests
>let the priests have their perverted way over their children
>don't use contraception so the priests can rape even more of their children
>after all the raping they let their kids confess their 'sins' to the priest
>then the parents tell the priest all their sins
>priests literally sit there jacking off to all the sex stories

Literally satans order and the taigs are that deluded they think it's all ok kek
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>>52642884
really fucking rude lad.
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>>52642885
Good banter from your parents desu

Mine bought me a toilet brush and bleach for my house because I don't clean the toilet haha
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>>52642873
>speaking in a non-brummie accent
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>>52642929
>normies
?
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>>52642951
yeh you heard me
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Home Alone 2 mofos
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>>52642867
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>>52642917
i hope you are happy together lad.
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>>52642854
Sunless Sea is good, one of the better games i have played in a long time, or perhaps FTL. Rising World is nice if you like creative stuff. Banished as well, nice sunday morning game.
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>>52642963
Parents literally bought me relationship self-help books and a shaver to get a point across.
What kind of person do you take me to be?
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>>52642986
a normal

All Canadians that post in Brit are normals

Are you new
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>>52642920
maybe we can encourage him to start posting here, then bully him even more?
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MY HUSBAND
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>>52642986
fav anime?
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honestly fancy going for a walk but that might be a bit weird on crimbo what do you think lads?
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>>52642717
alri ewan
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>>52642980
Very mate. I went through some issues over summer and stopped watching anime as much, but I've rekindled my love for her in the last 2 months
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>>52642920
>>52643018
Shut the fuck up

Leave Kev alone
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>>52642981
>Sunless Sea
Already got FTL. Didn't like Banished. I'll have a nosy at the other two though, thanks.
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>>52642970
LMFAO
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Fuck off home already ET jesus christ
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heteronormatives OUT
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>>52642668
how is this a question

i don't know how to answer it
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>>52643034
You posted it bruh. Also YRYR and keion
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>>52643036
>always go for walks in the middle of the night at uni
>can't do that at home because my mum thinks I'm doing dodgy shit
I feel so trapped
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>>52643050
If you like FTL then Sunless Sea should be up your street, lots of story to it too.
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>>52643051
>tfw he's probably a wizard
must have been mortifying for him
poor lad
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lads my autistic mate has just found a proper qt aspergers gf

How do I still not a have a gf
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>>52643040
good to hear, me and Jun have been happy together for a few years now.
>>52643070
great to hear lad, you can stay and post as much as you like!
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>>52642970
>45 year old twink

Literally how
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Lads, what did the jews do to her?
What happened to my Moonrise qt
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>>52643034
naruto here
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>>52643040
good. next thing is you should hang yourself for being infatuated with a 2D drawing, you waste of resources.

can't wait until the day of the rope comes
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me in the back
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>>52643082
If I had a qt aspergers gf we'd both die of malnutrition
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>>52643091
Regular moisturising.
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>>52642631
yes lad
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SO I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH SHOOTING UP COKE ... AND ITS ONLY THE SECOND WEEK I'VE DONE IT.

THIS THURSDAY I LEFT WORK EARLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MORE COKE TO SHOOT UP. BASICALLY... I USED UP ALMOST EVERYTHING BEFORE 11:30 ENDED...

I SHOT UP ABOUT..5 OR 6 TIMES BEFORE 1ST PERIOD EVEN ENDED...

I NEED HELP. I THINK I'VE BEEN FUCKIN UP MY VIENS... AND I'M WORRIED. IT LOOKS LIKE MY VEINS ARE SWOLLEN ON MY ARM... WELL IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.. .IT IS!
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>>52643108
which story is this from again?
I remember this image from doing classics at school
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really not having a good christmas lads
or life in general 2bh
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>>52643107
kek
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>>52643107
now now, don't be rude.
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>>52643107
that's an excellent, EXCELLENT post my friend. these bizarre freakish individuals who seem obsessed with child like drawings of girls are strange to say the least
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>>52643143
I warned you kyary#
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>>52643143
>>52643153
good pposts
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>>52643139
FIND KEVIN
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>>52643149
it's one of the black paintings, not sure what you mean by which story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Paintings
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Any of you lads know if you can run 2 routers off 1 modem?
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remember when that bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish garbage
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>>52643107
>>52643167
extremely good posts
t. rational non-degenerate human being
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>>52643143
Go to A&E if you care that much m8, unless you're not going to quit, in which case kill yourself.
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how did Joe Pesci go from playing tough as nails gangsters to a bumbling crook
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>Literally the greatest band of all time's 40th anniversary today
The only good part of Christmas desu
goths out
fedoras out
weebs out
chavs out
yanks out
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January 11th
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>>52643182
its depicting a greek myth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZE6YPQjzBA
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The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later.

GET OFF STEAM YOU CUNTS I NEED TO BUY SHIT
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>>52643193
that was a garbage on garbage crime
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>>52642970
Did he post again?
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>>52643228
what to buy?
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>>52643183
yeh shouldnt be a problem, or you can daisy chain the routers.
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>>52643082
how did he find her?
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>>52643228
your mum is experiencing some heavy load right now
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>>52643193
>>52643237
>garbage
fuck off yanks
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>>52643221
*Roman, it's Saturn devouring his son
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wahey
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>>52643090
Me and Mugi had been going strong for 3 years until this summer
>>52643107
Y'aight mate?
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wish i looked like this desu
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>>52643240
he still posts on reddit
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>>52642970
What's the story behind this?
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when I was 5, I thought Jesus was a Giraffe
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>>52643273
fuckoff newfag
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>>52643167
>>52643195
*nods approvingly*
indeed
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>>52643267
post bum
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>>52643267
apparently you're fat, can you confirm?
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WOAH, was that Donald Trump in Home Alone 2?
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Check my flag lads
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>>52643306
me on the right
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>>52643300

yeah, i'm pretty chunky
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>>52643240
Yeah he still posts
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>>52643267

Don't like her gunpoint smile.
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>>52643267
wish you looked this desu
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want a buxom gf like gianna michaels
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Kevs been on boards.ie for 11 years and only has 2 friends on it
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>>52643321
lmao
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>>52643250
Depends on your tastes la
Currently scouting some /v/ rec threads though since the highlighted deals are shit[e]
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>>52643322
What happened to his boipussi?
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>>52643306
>not giving the girl his jacket especially when it's
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>>52643267
>you will never get held down by a strong, manly man as he breaks your hymen with his cock
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>>52643306

you missed a golden opportunity to title this something like "kentqt and lisicki go to the /brit/ prom"
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>>52643306
>he had a prom date
>you didn't

what's your excuse lads
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>>52643266
Think you are mistaken my friend Mugi is my gf.
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>>52643301

yes you spastic
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>>52643306
English rose, Irish potato
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>>52643300
yeah she's a bit chubby
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>>52642873
Good post
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Fuck sake lads I'm falling asleep, might have a quick nap
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Baiting for Christmas (You)s on /v/ lads. Fucking rolling in them.
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I made a lot of money on dis side
Lost a lot of money on dis side
Had my first kiss on dis side
Learned a lot of shit about dis side
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>>52643356
He wasn't the one that posted the twink comment, someone just put his face next to it
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>>52643265
Those dresses are so nice, why did fancy clothes go out of fashion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYv4iO9QjCs
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>>52643369
weren't allowed to go because i had been a naughty boy
still got invited to the after-party though and got sucked off that night so can't complain really
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>>52643356
just fuck my hairline up
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>>52643377
rude
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Desu to desu filter where
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>>52643321
ok then, on my part I am laughing really loudly right now as I type
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>>52643306
this image is from his graduation in 2006
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>>52643356
Whenever I ask if a girl wants my jacket she always says no. How do I do it lads?
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me irl
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iamliterallygoingtomarryazusa
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going out now lads
later hot potaters x
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>>52643465
not stinking might help
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>>52643461
how did you find it?
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>>52643465
don't be a freaky, smelly manlet.

>>52643489
please explain.
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>>52643181
does he live in Galway ?
id egg his house t.bh
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>>52643376
She's my wife, not your bloody gf.
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>>52643368
>prom

fuck off yank
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>>52643511
Had a few too many sherry's have we?
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House is too busy and social. Just want to go to sleep or relax but I don't have a bedroom. Think I'm sleeping on the floor tonight. Thanks mum

Might go on a walk around the village
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>>52643498
https://www.instagram.com/kevin.boyle.1865/
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>>52643526
What's the non-yank word for prom?
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downloading
The Definitive Manuel Ferrara HD Cumshot Compilation vol.1
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>>52643511
>>52643376
>>52643266
gay
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gonna get completely fucking spangled on new years lads x
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I obsess over a female pop singer because I am very lonely and am attempting to live vicariously through her
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>>52643555
formal
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>>52643489
no me
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Anyone wanna play Rainbow Six?
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>>52643511
>>52643376
not a big pedo cartoon lover, but isn't mug the one who shits itself?
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>>52643485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcySXoQLI5Q
watching it now, i find the hat intriguing.
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>>52643552
wtf

how did you get his instagram?
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>>52643580
That's silly.
We use formal too because they're two different things.
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>>52643552
This is kind of sad mate
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4 days until Japan lads!
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poogi
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>>52643509
>id egg his house t.bh
wat an adolescent wanker
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Maisie
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>>52643564
>liking women is gay
Aright mate, suit yourself cock shockler
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>>52643588
What are you on about la?
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gaze into his eyes

see his pain
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>>52643628
Excellent post
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anyone wanna have sex with me
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>>52642920
Was he only recently doxxed? I thought he was saying he was uni a few months back
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people just started doing fireworks
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>>52643552
all follow him lads maybe hell be happy when he sees a load of people have followed him x
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lads put your pinkie on the left shift key and see what the furthest key you can reach with the thumb in the same hand is
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>>52643628
I'd give her my BBC Radio 1 if you know what I mean
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bugzy malone getting gassed on snapchat just cuz he bought his mum a shitty golf haha
absolute pleb
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>>52643633
>women
no I think you'll find they are fucking 2D drawings mate
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>>52643663
I can reach any on my tablet keyboard
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>>52643667
no, not really.
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>>52643255
Haven't asked him yet

Might be one of them specialist dating services though
>>
Can't stop listening to that radiohead song lads
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>>52643663
:
>>
WELL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BUT DO ME A FAVOR BABY DON'T REPLY
CAUSE I CAN DISH IT OUT, BUT I CANT TAKE IT
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>>52643689
Right up in her oyster
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>>52643653
theres an austrian slutwhore around here somewhere renting out her greasy wizard's sleeve if you have the required funds
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>>52643692
autistic people have special autistic dating sites
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>>52643663
Can press the ~# button. If I grow my nails out I could probably get the enter button as well
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>>52643726
i know what you mean

(;
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>>52643663
>
got quite big hands, so close to the question mark
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>404 posts in that /v/ thread
>Pulled 81 (You)s from them
Fuck, those scrawny little /v/irgins sure get mad about their physical insecurities, don't they?
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>>52643724
>FAVOR

Fuck off yank
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>>52643602
searched his facebook name? I think?
can't really remember
I thought someone had already found it?
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>>52643708
>tfw can't do a one-handed close bracket
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lads leave Kev alone
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>>52643726
do you have an Oyster card? i guess she does if that's what you mean?
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>>52643766
link to the thread please
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me on the right
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>>52643686
What the fuck are you saying about my waifu mate?
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Wew lads, matched on Tinder with this proper qt who was quite a popular one when she used to go to my school

Dunno if it's appropriate to message her on crimbo though

>>52643803
OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS
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>>52643765
>~#
Big hands for my big willy.
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>>52643760
got huge hands and am nowhere near to this
what sort of baby keyboard are you using
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>>52643766
>(You) baiting in /v/
fish and barrels, la
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>>52643663
L

>tfw small hands

HOLD MY SMALL HANDS SOMEONE

HOLD ME

;_;
>>
bullies IN
>>
tfw the only person who replies to you is yourself
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My co-worker looks like Rasputin

Legitimately scared of him tbf
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this time next year (365 days from today) i WILL have a qt gf!
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>>52643766
why are you boasting about ur ebin troles and ur supposed superiority on a rice cake making machine.on christmas day

are you mentally disabled?
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>>52643663
All the way to the other shift key wahey
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>>52643810
It's dead. Think this links to it though.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/321413627/

>>52643831
I know lad, but it's been so long since I've been there that I forgot just how easy it is.
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>>52643818
haha you know what they say about big hands ay
big gloves
>>52643847
this
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>>52643812
I'm saying that if you really have to have a waifu, at least make it a real person not some 2D animated shit
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>>52643857
same senpai x
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>>52643860
Yes.
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Tried eggnog lads. It just tastes like Bailey's.
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need a shower lads but cba
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dad bought me an escort for the night
we're playing mario kart 8 then we're having tea then she's going to go home
sorry dad
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>>52643306
>>52643356
I'm dying.

I wonder what this bloke would think if he discovered that images of him get posted dozens of times daily.
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What you all on about saying Kevin is depressed and shit, here he is with santa look he's having the time of his life.
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the man
they myth
the legend
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Hotel IP was rangebanned. Apparently to many people shitpost whilst on holiday.
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>>52643870
arbitrarily deciding for other people what is good and what is not.
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>>52643934
Probably happy and sad at the same time.
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>>52643846
>tfw small hands small feet
>tfw 183
>tfw willy is average 6 inch I think, probably less though
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still got my huge £10 cuban cigar, gonna smoke it soon
was planning on smoking it with the lads at the pub last night but got kicked out really early
still fuming about that btw
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lads what actually is the best beer you can buy in the supermarket no muh microbrews or muh pale ales please
>>
need a gf lads but cba
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is the bullying of Kevin sadder then the bullying off that schizophrenic guy who was streaming and drinking all day?
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>>52643936
why did you cut out his mum?
>>
My sister heard from my mum that I was getting weird about her new boyfriend coming over this evening, and she thinks I'm getting protective of her or something and she thinks I'm going to have a "manly chat" with him. They're both ten years older than I am. I'm just weird about there being non-family here for Christmas.
>>
well lads, my mum's gone insane and started collecting cats

need a gf to be my new mum
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>>52643663
I can reach the right shift button from the left shift spreading my hand apart mildly la
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>>52643982
>bullying
fuck off yank there's no such thing, it's banter
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>>52643982
who?
don't remember this 2bh
>>
>>52643992
Running HD 1080p monitor lad don't want that ugly bint tearing my pixels
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>>52643949
its on a public server is why its rangebanned
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went to visit a lady of the night for some discreet pleasures of the forbidden skin, only to realise I felt a little sick, especially when she lay on her back and starting diddling her flower garden in front of me
think im gay lads?
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>>52643682
>>52643682
bugzy is such a fanny, hate him so much
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>tfw no motherly gf
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Gonna get scatty tonight with boys haha
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>>52644037
maybe a bit Jewish over wasting your money lmao.
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Gonna go ask people on omegle what they got for Christmas lads.
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>>52644040
it hurts
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me in the middle
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BTFO
T
F
O
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>>52644037
>lady of the night
>discreet pleasures of the forbidden skin
>diddling her flower garden
only a raging homo would use these terms
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db_TfCdjsO0
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Damage report?

Probably spent about £60 over all, but I'm NEET so it's ok that I didn't spend much :>
>>
>>52644040
>tfw
Wish I wasn't so needy, lad.
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>>52644038
yeah he's a proper mug
he was bragging on twitter for weeks about his 'sold out' tour and i bought a ticket for it on the day lmao
only reason i went is because my m8 got a free ticket and cadet and jaykae were supporting
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>>52644055
extraordinarily gay
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>>52644097
wtf how long has there been /brit/ accounts, where do i get one from?
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>>52644097
shouldn't post loli on this board mate lmao.
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lads leave Kev alone please

he's had a hard life
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>>52644096
thats a big cat
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>>52644100
who ever said Britain was big?
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>>52644131
So have we all.
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>tfw im the don of Manchester's meme scene
>tfw im at the epicenter of meme culture

Im gonna make it big lads
>>
you bully kevin to compensate for your own failings
>>
>>52644089
put /brit/ in your interests
>>52644097
>Sorry, /brit/ accounts are not currently available in your country.
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>>52644023
the metal gear bloke
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>>52644119
Got to post the secret code and 37 lizzies to Nigel Farage himself, he'll tell the internet people to give you an account

>>52644128
Don't think janny has an account so he can suck my bellend tbqh
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>>52644103
spent: £0
received: £820
>>
mum got me some fancy cologne, pretty happy desu
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why is Kev such an americanboo
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>>52644103
Total spent on people or total spent of bux presents?
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i just want to die in my sleep already
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>>52644097
>>
>>52644174
>put /brit/ in your interests
I'm not gay lad.
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>>52643369

I went to prom with a Cute girl Anon.still no fucking clue how it happened
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>>52644166
brummy on the map 2bh
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>@52644100
>Literally the entire World has heard of England
>Literally no one has heard of "HarryZona"

>'muh dick' mentality
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>>52643822
Controller is a standard wired 360 controller for reference
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>>52643461
was a much happier time then for kev
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>>52644166
manchester /brit/ meetup when?
>>
>>52644100
why are yanks obsessed with size?

are they trying to compensate for something?
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>>52644103
probably broke even

I'm saving all the lynx kits I got so I can give them away next year
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>>52644103
i spent more on my brothers dog than anyone else
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>>52644112
such a twat, he got absolutely battered by Chip as well
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>>52644100
>>
>>52644103
Spent £40, received £50
>>52644228
Stockport reporting in
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>>52644229
BIG is ingrained in us lads.
>large land
>large military
>large guns
>large food
>large people

We are big.
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>>52644166
>center

Fuck off yank.

Did you type that on purpose or what?
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>>52644249
>>52644229
>>
>>52644257
apart from where it counts amirite
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>>52643663
Can press the @ key effectively. The ~ key ineffectively
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>>52644257
>large guns
>automatic weapons are banned
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hiya pal
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>>52644257
You forgot
>small penises
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>>52644255
nice
cheadle hulme here lad
>>
very bored lads.
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>>52644264

>Did you type that on purpose or what?

I actually did. i even Frogposted too
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>>52644112
hahaha just had a look at the car on twitter

not even a new model
>>
>>52644304
>Cheadle
How did you make it out?
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>>52644311
what a trickster
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haha lads made this great reaction pic, feel free to use it if you want :^)
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>>52644295
>automatic are the only large weapons
???
>>52644300
average according to that graph.
>>
>>52644228
>>52644255

Ashton reporting in senpai
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>>52644218
>Bang & Olufsen laptop

LITERALLY FUCK OFF TRILLIONAIRE
>>
help lads

http://strawpoll.me/6361532
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good year boys?
>>
>>52644342
it's pissin it down m1911
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>google cheadle hulme
>first image is a picture of waitrose
tory cunts, out
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>>52644336
It was £500 mate
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>>52644350
Why are joining in with this meme when he's on an American tv programme and you've never seen it?
>>
Your sweet, your shy, you must admit
you censor your life for your benefit
but you lose all the taste and you sit there and waste
your day, your month, your year.
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@@52644327
>made this great reaction pic
I'm not even giving you a (You) la
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>>52644342
bit weird on your own lad
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>>52644369
>£500 is nothing to him

FUCK OFF ROTHSCHILD
>>
@52644381
w-why not :(
>>
>>52644364
Pride of Britain lad, every person aspires to shopping in Waitrose, the day I first walked i their hallowed doors..proudest day lad.
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>>52644381
>>52644397
stop being mean.
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alri lads went washing the car yesterday with the power hose and the paint on one of the alloys starts peeling off. Where can I get them fixed?
>>
>>52644397
will you be my gf
>>
have a nice champagne sitting in the fridge for later lads

its a Rosé...
>>
just watched that kiwi film about the vampires in auckland, was pretty funny i thought
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Lads if you memorise the distance between your index finger and your thumb while they're stretched out, it's incredibly handy because then you can measure anything.

mine is 7 inches but its ok if yours isnt as big as mine
>>
>>52644418
Enfield service station
>>
wish i got some anime stuff for Christmas desu, i don't even care about perceptions anymore lmao.
>>
>>52644418
dublin
>>
>tfw the opening to Episode III is better than anything in TFA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT7vD8uAGEQ
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>>52644429
i am a man
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>>52644478
>opening to Episode III
>good
>>
experiencing a feeling of physical pleasure
>>
>>52644461
Should watch Kill Zombie
Really bizarre dutch comedy.
>>
>>52644486
american men are feminine doe
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>>52644331
>>52644255
>>52644304
not even manchester
kill yourselves
t. piccalilli resident
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lads, Kev literally had kidne stones

is this the most JUST man since Frasier?
>>
dont know what the rest of the day ill do
>>
>>52644396
When did I say that? It was 1/3rd of my entire terms student loans, I'm flat broke right now
>>
which one
>>
aint washed me sen for like 2 months lads haha
>>
>>52644547
really?
>>
>>52644564
quite hard to see.
>>
>>52644564
12
>>
>>52644564
8? Hard to see though
>>
I wish i was in Baltimore id make secession traitors roar
>>
im camod all out like im in the military
>>
>>52644564
All of them
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>>52644474
I've only got one anime thing and it's pic related. My sister saw it today for the first time (she's been away all year) and she actually thought it was cool and didn't bully me for it ;>
>>
>>52644564
11
>>
>>52644594
nonce
>>52644615
nonce
>>52644630
nonce
>>
Having one of the beers mumlet got me
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>>52644570
Apparently
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>be millioanire athlete
>have kids with a 3/10


why would anyone waste their genes on this woman baka
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Fuck, my uncles girlfriends daughter is here
I've never seen her before now, she's a solid 8

I think I'll stay upstairs until they've gone
>>
>>52644552
Love his jumbled up speech

Talk to you again bye
>>
>>52644660
maybe he liked her personality
>>
>>52644660
maybe he isnt shallow
>>
>>52644660
titties
or shotgun marriage
>>
>>52644652
fucking hell
this lad has had one hell of a miserable life
>>
>>52644660
She'll divorce him in a few years and get 6 trillion pounds
>>
>>52644660
haha that niglet already has a receding hairline
>>
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>>52644652

>and i cut my hand
>>
>>52644564
1, 6 and 11
>>
>>52642767
wasn't as bad as I thought, but still it was and they were loud as fuckc
>>
>>52644652
ouch poor bastard, a stent would be incredibly painful.
>>
>>52644684
>>52644694
*tips*
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU
since year 11 i was doing it proper
>>
I thought this report of the week thing was a piss take at first but for some reason I'm watching his vids and enjoying it desu
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still bored lads
>>
>>52644755
>golden boy
ahahahahhaha
>>
>>52644755
YOU GONNA GET HIT IN THE EYE WITH A CONKER
lyrical genius
>>
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>>52644770
he's absolutely based
>>
>>52644791
finger your sister
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>>52644820
would if I had one :x
>>
this day needs to hurry up and fuck off
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>>52644791
Have a wank mate.
>>
>>52644814
I laffed
>>
Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santa's lap at the department store. Santa says, "I'll bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S."

The little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa tries again, tapping Johnny's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."

Again, Johnny says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."

"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y. And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
>>
>>52644828
ridiculously quick reply
in awe of you right now
>>
really fucking cold lads
>>
>>52644851
already wanked to jellybean earlier haha
>>
>>52644851
MORE
>>
>>52644755
>got more views in a few weeks then one of the real grime legend Crazy Titch's videos has in 8 years

wtf
>>
>>52644827
theres a fish market near my house that sells lots of jamaican food, lots of jamaicans frequent it.

they sell tons of cock flavored food products in there tbqh, it seems like jamaicans love eating cock almost as much as they like ox tails
>>
if anyone ever disagrees with me about anything then they have made an Enemy For Life

no forgiveness

no mercy

they have Cooked Their Goose
>>
any girls out there wanna say merry christmas on vocaroo?
>>
>>52644866
hes the janitor
>>
>>52644913
just have a pass tbf
>>
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gf sent me this
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>>52644889
go fucking break him out of prison then if you're that desperate to suck him off
>where's my brother
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>>52644885
It's all I have.
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>>52644894
don't agree tbqh
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>>52644660
Who is this?
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>>52644939
FREE TITCH
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>>52644953
robert griffin, an nfl quarterback who achieved meme status. was a household name in america for a couple of years
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new thread dipshits
hurry the fuck up
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Why do people say that Macs are better for creation and design?

Is it just the bundled software?
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WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
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>>52644985
I'd make one but this iPost has no pics on it
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>>52645010
Because they just are anon. They're more expensive so they must be better.
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>>52645010
yes and marketing
people think PC are for spreadsheets and calculators while macs are for fun stuff
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>>52644984
How did he achieve meme status?
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>>52644844
*kisses u*
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>>52645010
memers and normies
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>>52644968
>a convicted murderer and general nuisance to society should be free because he made a few good tunes
great logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7q3emQv9aI
was better on this beat than stormzy though
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>>52644952
you are Done For
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>>52645109
>>52645109
>>52645109
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>>52645023
YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND IT DON'T HURT TO HIDE


Still think this should be the USA national anthem tbqh.
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>>52645119
you idiot

>>52645108
>>52645108
>>52645108
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>>52645102
Grime died after Titch Tbh, he only killed some other wannabe grime scene kid so not like of value lost.
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>>52645048
he has a very swashbuckling/wreckless playstyle and was absolutely amazing in college but was very inury prone due to his style. he would take a lot of his, already had a horrible knee injury that he came back from. he was very popular before he even got into the NFL.

he started playing for his NFL team, started off playing really well, his team was playing entertaining football that everyone would tune in to watch, then in a big playoff game he got a horrible knee injury, kept playing and made it worse, and ever since then hes been plagued by injuries.

hes a solid meme
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