christmas dinner with the gf edition
BETRAYAL
bjork
>ran out of alcohol already
fuck now what do i do?
Kyary is a shit gimmick pls stop
>>52639846
who is Kyary?
The head and several leaders of a major Syrian rebel group, Jaysh al-Islam, have been killed in an air strike in a suburb of Damascus, reports say.
bomi
>>52639873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
Wish her albums were better though.
>>52639881
moderate rebels?
Felt a bit buzzed off a large glass of bucks fizz :/
>>52639873
the ugly asian boy
>>52639881
That's exactly what he wanted to happen desu
>>52639842
Paki shop
>>52639915
never heard of him
>>52639886
fuck off weirdo
>>52639789
Not still doing drugs are ye
>>52639938
Bit racist
Lads the Spotify and Google play music Xmas playlists are a bit shit haha
Dunno what to put on ://///// family are relying on me hahaba
>>52639938
are they definitely still open?
>>52639954
of course not its the holy day
i'm a pozzcuck do you want to know what that is?
>>52639886
bomi lol
bitch from pakistan with us
qt3.142
>>52639955
Stay sober
>>52639975
my local one is
They are hindus though
Phone linked up to the Bluetooth speakers and I just started playing dj khaled's snapchat story because I forgot it would come up on.the speakers hahah banter
>>52639971
Youtube la
Or put on a classical station, they're bound to be playing christmas stuff.
>>52639978
Good boy
tho you were after midnight which is technically Christmas tbf
fed up of gook posting
FUCK OFF
>>52640008
hmm i'll go have a look
i'll walk the dog as a pretence for leaving the house so family don't know i'm just being alcy
>>52640004
How did this happen?
>>52640032
not until the sun rises imho
something NEEDS to be done about the yank problem
>>52640005
slutwhore boots
@52639789 (OP)
she unironically looks like a downy
taking pain pills on the plane getting chartered
HONEY
>>52640046
got any ideas?
>>52640046
>>52640063
gas chamber
How was your Christmas dinner lads?
Give mine an 8/10, turkey was decent, stuffing was on point, but the cranberry sauce got fucked up.
In love with Azusa Nakano lads
tfw no shy kqt gf
>>52640055
takes one to know one
>>52640050
feel like avin a cheeky wank lads
going to light some incense
>>52640082
>Went pub last night
>Were only going to have a couple
>Everything got a bit out of hand and woke up this morning with a minging hangover
>Not had a single drop of alcohol today
Feeling pretty miserable lads
>>52640089
Family has accept turkey as a gimmick so we have coke soaked gammon
was quite good
8/10
>>52640114
is it illegal there
>>52640089
4/10 bit shit haha
parents have got family friends over and my brother and sister are being cunts about everything and ruining it haha
Doing a post.
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
>>52640089
9/10 2bh cleared the plate quickly that ripped into a second serving gonna grab some cheesecake in a min x
>>52640105
very nice
want her to trample my soft floppy penis with them till I bleed and pass out
>>52640063
the jap should range ban them
Just saw the 10/10qt that I chatted to for years from interpals went on a trip to Italy. She's from Russia, amazing personality, looks, body. Then she started seeing someone, we stopped contact and haven't spoken all this year.
Tracked her down on VK and she's still 10/10
My advice: don't join interpals unless you have the money to go see and meet the qt's
>>52640166
>posting smut on Christmas day
Enjoy hell
working at half 5 in the morning tomorrow lads
which means ill have to be up at half 4 at a very minimum more like 4 just to be safe
>>52640089
5/10
not very good ngl.
>>52640166
they look very talented
>>52640039
suppose that'll have to do
>>52640166
that hair is disgusting desu
>>52640165
Himeko a cute, CUUUUUTE
>>52640202
05:30 on boxing day?
get a better job mate
Gonna get on the beers lads wheeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy xxx
>>52640166
christ they are fucking hideous
going to do a sleep
god bless you all (even though god doesn't exist)
>>52640233
working as a christmas temp at a shitty retail job senpai im just some pleb to come do the sale because the normal people wont
>>52640166
nice bodies, shit faces
>>52640260
night night xxx
>>52640189
i've got the money but i'm not dumb enough to start a LDR
>>52640166
I wank to these slags quite a lot haha
>>52640254
>>52640209
gay bros spotted
>>52640206
good lad spotted
>>52640270
pasta nigger spotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfuR9abuwyk
Wahey
>>52640291
no that hair was just disgusting
that one is much better
Might go back to sleep
Christmas is shit
>>52640283
This
>>52640291
I want those bodies with this face and hair
im camod all out like im in the military
smoke weed every christmas day faggots
am drunk again
>>52640291
>pasta nigger spotted
no
my comments are entirely negative, as well they should be
Grandad was shouting out very un-pc jokes about eastern europeans and muslims in the restaurant today lads crikey
they were funny but well embarrassing, though someone was going to have a go because it was a proper posh place
was the Queen's speech good?
What do lads?
Senpai is either sleeping or watching shittier TV like Top of the Pops. I bailed.
Just woke up lads! Merry crimbo!
>>52640398
your grandad is a top bloke
you on the other hand are not a top bloke
>>52640398
giz sum examples of deez jokes
>so anon how come another year without a gf
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
anime > 3d chink
in love with the coco Tbh lads
>>52640480
>can't handle the banter
stay beta
>>52640398
>christmas day
>restaurant
rasheed
me and the gf
got a new chair and cuz im short my feet dont touch the ground when i sit in it so i got a box to put my feet on now lol
>>52640492
good post
>>52639907
It's the huge rebel faction alliance that is being funded by Saudi Arabia and the other gulf states. Jaysh al-islam. Their leader was bombed to death today. Great victory for Christians and a blow to the Wahabbist satanists in the Arabian peninsula.
>>52640517
That lad looks like a chinky version of a lad I knew in school
>>52640495
ew Tbh ladfam
>>52640507
what? have you never gone to a pub restaurant for christmas when no one was up to cooking? theyre full of white people tbqh
>>52640166
>waveya
>kpop
I approve of the gif though
fuck it i'm taking a couple of tabs
>>52640495
good lad
>>52640530
If you are a girl I would like to offer my face as a footstool
What flavour lynx did you faggots get, I got pic related.
>>52640562
bad idea mate
save them for another time
>>52640591
Your family was trying to tell you that you stink
>>52640562
very good lad
>>52640465
jog on pal
>>52640466
>pakistani lorry driver going down the motorway yesterday, police pull him over and say "you realise there's a 50mph minimum speed limit right sir?" he looks in the back and goes "right 3 of you will have to hop out!"
>2 paki blokes were hospitalised last night after accidentally snorting curry powder instead of cocaine. One's in a Korma and the other's got a dodgy Tikka
>>52640507
jog on rasheed, treated my senpai to a nice meal so they didn't have to cook so you can suck out
>>52640563
Who /tablet/ here
>>52640591
none because im not a chav
>>52640591
Travel bag lad, nice.
All I got was the rubber shower bag.
Poor show desu senpai,
Didn't actually get any deodrant this year
bit annoying because I am almost out
>>52640600
Good one lad. You'll be the king of the Year 8 lads when you go back to school in 3 weeks with that zinger.
>>52640608
Like that curry one, your grandad is a #toplad
>>52640591
>>52640644
POOEY
>>52639789
Very good thread.
Didn't have any orange juice in for bucks fizz this morning. Bit shit.
Avatar is on Film4 lads.
How did they get away with making such a blatantly racist boring cliched film.
Le white man meets le racist native American / Afrinigger stereotypes and learns the power of qi to fight against Americ- I mean Earth.
incense smells lovely
>>52640691
LYNX LAD
>>52640715
rasheed
>>52640712
Literally just Ferngully remade
>>52640711
you just reminded me I didn't have any either
normally do
maybe I was still in bed when they did it
>>52640676
yeah, we went with this other senpai because they didn't have anyone to eat with (long story don't worry) and the bloke there is a proper millionaire english bloke, just like farage - soon as we got in there he had a pint of spitfire, got a magnum of champagne for like 85 lizzies the madman, Mustard chinos, blazer etc - sound bloke but he is so anti-eu and that, started going off on one to me about the problems with eastern europeans, the nhs etc
my mumsir bought me beers
>>52640712
its just last of the meheecans all ovre again
>>52640608
>nobody in his entire family can even muster the strength to prepare a christmas meal
rasheed.
>>52640746
Literally /brit/
>>52639789
I've always wondered, is the brit thread a weeaboo thread?
cheesecake is on deck lads
>>52640591
Surprisingly didn't get any this year. Got some chocolate I'll never eat and some knockoff EDT though.
might watch apollo 13 again
>>52640782
50/50.
>>52640782
weebs get bit
>>52640782
nah lad
>Syrians spending first Christmas in UK
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35174690
>>52640782
no fuck off
really hoping young thug drops a surprise mixtape for crimbo lads
>>52640833
Convert all the heathens, W H E N?
>>52640782
It's about 60% anti-weaboo and 40% weaboo
>>52640782
Nah there's just a one autist who spams Kyary.
He needs more wholesome hobbies desu, like Kpop. Much more patrician.
>>52640782
no not really but occasionally anime/oriental posting gets a bit out of control
Opposites attract
I'm destroying this status quo
Flipping the baddest flow
Taking like undertow
This lyrical dynamo
Beyond your mind control
Cock back, reload
Rock the show
>>52640833
>The Al-Rahal children started school in Bradford three months ago
>>52640863
Next Thursday
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas
>>52640853
play some mc mental instead tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
>>52640868
>one
there's 4 of us now lad
waheyyyyy
>>52640914
poo
gonna go on a shopping spree after work tomorrow lads x
Corbyn desu lads
adjustable armrests are the greatest invention tbqh lads
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
We come today to celebrate the birth of a homeless refugee in the Middle East while millions of refugee children in the Middle East are homeless.
>>52640957
George Harrison please leave.
>>52640957
Unironically think Pajeet lore is neat.
just woke up lads
>>52640600
>>52640641
>>52640691
Jealous faggots, got a new tracksuit too la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKD2sEX3TO8
chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
wahey willy fanny paki poo
>>52640906
>>52640906
5 but the two news don't count I absolutely Hate them and one got banned yesterday anyway
>>52640989
delete this
>>52640955
>>52640955
>>52640955
how can one man be such a faggot
>>52640833
clicking that virus
>>52640955
>mfw the leader of the labour party is a soggy old marxist
>>52641000
CHAVS OUT
>>52641000
>a literal chav
embarrassing
>>52641000
literal chav
>>52641033
kek what was he doing?
also 2 news? only aware of there being one new poster
>>52641081
>>52641075
moot
>>52641055
Fuck off Tory twat
mans on road
>you have to wash up after dinner
christmas ruined
And they lost my present
good morning
pissed by myself on a christmas day to try and nullify my crippling depression
>>52641107
kek
>>52641040
What do you mean Anon?
Very comfy lads.
>>52641110
>And they lost my present
L E L
>>52641087
They popped up at the same time and neither has extra flags so it wasn't obvious.
Who else /manofthehouseinchargeoftheturkey/ here?
>>52641146
poor liscki
qt asian girl at work constantly says "lol" lads is that a binnable offence?
>>52641087
Just being an utter eejit plus spamming pics, both of them were
really really really not a fan
need a break from the normals
>>52641071
>>52641075
>>52641081
>goths and emo's post on /brit/
>>52641178
like says it out loud?
yeah would say so
>>52641180
innit all good things must be enjoyed in moderation
Doing a christmas
>>52641217
can i join?
Who /teesside/ here?
Redcar lad here
>52641191
>the only people who hate chavs are emo's and goths
La, you're stuck in 2004.
Is there anything worse then sneezing with a sore throat
really can't think of anything
>>52641217
good lad
>>52641146
*finds this tweet*
*favourites it*
>>52641217
start talking about the EU at the table you madman.
>>52641171
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75919935
>>52641205
yeah she constantly literally says "lol" when something slightly funny in a conversation pops up
I don't care what you faggots say about Duran Duran, this song is a toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s
alri
>>52641205
What did thee get for Xmas curryla
me and the lads doing a rap x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQKpgkoH5U
Doctor who is fucking shite
>>52641191
>if you're not a chav, you must be a goth or emo!
hahaha, get that cider down ya, chavvy bastid
>>52641249
HATE IT
>>52641291
agreed
going to do a quick shower before me christmas meal at 6 x
>>52641244
normals being normal
>>52641294
you literally sound like a 14 year old m8 sort it out
just had a little sleep lmao
>>52641146
what's his twitter?
>>52641365
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle
>I didn't go to film school, I went to films
Oh, it shows, Quentin. It shows.
on ebay lads buying some fedora wine glasses
maybe not a good idea haha
>>52641245
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>52641352
you'd love it if I was 14, pedo chav
just sent this to the oneitus
>>52640894
who the fugg thought it was a good idea to replace the original faces with yoba?
>>52641394
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
*waves hand*
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Put that down.
What's going on here?
>>52641365
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=29971
>>52641383
>his last activity was a retweet about women's hockey
this is depressing
>>52641285
0:55 - me on the right
>>52641415
wew
>>52641403
yeah i know ay
i also favourited "cold out"
Thinking about getting the mandem to go to a K-pop club in Manchester. Reckon it could be good fun to get shitfaced and dance with random asians who i cant understand
>>52641087
Evening
>>52641415
>I sent that bitch a passive aggressive message
>bitches love passive aggressive messages
didn't get any prezzies lads
>>52641440
Manchester lad here
Tell me more
>>52641445
The Banter hand really is universal
have to go downstairs again now lads
i think these boners have a mind of their own
>>52641470
why
Any twitter updates from that Scottish Marxist girl?
>>52641491
yeah have to fucking go to a family friends for chrstmas dinner fuck this siht
>>52641394
it shows by him making exceptionally good films
>>52641428
leave him alone ffs you ruthless cunts
Lads I'm running a media server on my phone and my blue ray player can connect to it and see the file but won't play it says "cannot play"
Any idea why? It's a film in mkv format
>>52641445
bollocks
>>52641430
give him a green card m8
he really wants to move to america
>>52641513
Quentin.
I want to celebrate Christmas with Himeko.
>>52641394
He is an ugly cunt but makes better than average films desu
>>52641491
You can do it Ayaya
>>52641452
hahahaha!!! i know right!!!
hahahaha! xDDDDDDD
simply ebin :)
>>52641519
Blu ray players cannot into mkv files
>>52641497
i am an adult
presents are for literal children
It's half past 5
dinner is becoming less and less likely
what the fuck
>>52641514
this 2bh
cena boyle doesn't deserve any of this abuse, he's had signficant life trauma and you runts should stop taking the piss out of him
>>52641501
Seen folk getting like 100 likes on Instagram for a photie ae a Yorkshire pudding. Whit
>>52641522
I thought he was already here
>>52641283
some money, pajama bottoms and some chocolate
you?
>>52641513
>ripping off obscure 20s-60's films
>the same copy-pasta speeches he reskins
>Kill Bill V2
>exceptional
Quentin pls
