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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Ass XD
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こんにちは!
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おまえハゲとるやん
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>>52637044
how do you call that sandwich?
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>Be American
>Illegal to own assult guns
>Illegal to own loli
Land of free
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>>52637118
A peanut butter and jelly

>>52637113
どこの訛ですか
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>>52637166
Do I need to call an ambulance before?
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>>52637113
クリスマスくらいハゲに優しくしたりーや…(´・ω・`)
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>>52637126
You can own assault weapons. The ban was active from 1994 to 2004.

>The ten-year ban was passed by the U.S. Congress on September 13, 1994, and signed into law by President Bill Clinton the same day. The ban only applied to weapons manufactured after the date of the ban's enactment, and it expired on September 13, 2004, in accordance with its sunset provision.
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>>52637217
Peanut butter doesn't go bad
At least for several years
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>>52637217
Why not? It's free in France, right?
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>>52637113
ちょっとだけね。
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>>52637044
おつ
食パンの中の茶色いやつは何だろう
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>>52637218
26日だからいじってもいいですか!
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サンタコスってどんなタコス?
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>>52637126
Also loli is legal in some states.
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>>52637247
Peanuts don't take long to become rancid.
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>>52637279
禿いじりは不毛
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>>52637284
お日さまの光をいっぱいあびたタコスだよ
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>>52637277
恥とPeanut butter and jellyのどちらかを知れ
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thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3eHM-4DcT8
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>>52637314
We're not talking about peanuts. Do you have peanut butter over there? The jars don't even have expiration dates as far as I can recall.
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>>52637336
Too sad ;_;
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>>52637331
ピーナッツバターとジェリー?なのか?
なんで恥?
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Why do you guys want to learn Japanese? They hate gaijins and consider them sub-human. And this is coming from a country that even uses their own people as cows. Not to mention that you aren't going to get a good job in Japan unless it has to do with international relations/business.
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>>52637419
無知で恥ずかしくない?
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日付が変わってクリボッチ終了
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>>52637330
いやSan tacosで聖なるタコスがカッコイイ
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>>52637451
ピーナッツバターってそんなメジャーなもん?
食べたことないや
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>>52637331
すべっとるやん
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>>52637499
ここのアメリカ人にセロリにつけてレーズン乗っけて食えと言われた
試したが、味に統一感を感じる事ができなかった
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>>52637435
>gaijins

Is the word "gaijin" plural?
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>>52637561
は?
なんでセロリとピーナッツバターの組み合わせなんだよ
しかもレーズン??????
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>>52637499
我々アメリカ人が大切に思うサンドイッチなんだ。食文化というか
しかもジェリーはぶどうでできているからここだとなかなか手に入らないんだよ。

>>52637549
どこの訛ですか
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みんなメリークリスマス( ´∇`)ノシ
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>>52637462
単純にタコスが3つあるだけじゃないの?
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>>52637691
メリークリスマス!
かわいい
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>>52637561
>>52637614
組み合わせを楽しむというか
口内調味という習慣が日本人独特のもんだからな
毛唐はパンはパン 肉は肉として食ってる
たとえガサツな毛唐が組み合わせ乗っけたろうが別のもんとして食ってる
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>>52637632
なるほど日本人じゃないかもとは思ってたけどアメリカの人だったんだね
ジェリーってゼリーのこと?
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>>52637614
リンゴにものせて食べるんだよ。食べてみるまで保留にしてくださいませ。
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>>52637614
"Ants on a log"というらしい。
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... I heard a rumor that Santa Claus is our fathers.
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>>52637691
日本はもう26日なんだが、メリークリスマス
しまむらのプレゼントは嫌だけどなw
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>>52637752
>口内調味という習慣が日本人独特
日本人論乙
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>>52637632
西や
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>>52637435
>Why do you guys want to learn Japanese?
Implying I do.
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>>52637797
N-no!
What are you saying!?
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>>52637691
メリークリスマス
画像は今日の飯
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>>52637752
>口内調味という習慣が日本人独特

これ、良く聞くが本当だろうか…?
ガイジンも、切ったステーキにマッシュドポテトなんかを塗ったくって食っているのを見た事あるぞ。
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>>52637861
赤いの何
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>>52637861
メリークリスマス
画像の赤いみじん切りのものは何?
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>>52637753
ジェリーと言ったらトムとジェリーしか思い浮かばない
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>>52637894
>>52637903
ビートルートちゃう?
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>>52637875
デマやぞ
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>>52637388
why me tranquilo after depuressudo
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>>52637894
福神漬
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>>52637753
あれはノーです
ジェリーはジャムみたいな塗るやつ。
ゼリーは別のことです
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>>52637894
>>52637903
Rosolliと言ってテーブルビートとニンジンとか入ってる
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本場のクラムチャウダー食えば民族味覚信仰も崩れるかな
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>>52637754
りんごとピーナッツバターか
機会があったら試してみます
>>52637755
なんか思ったよりもそのまんまなんだな
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>>52637991
多分日本人ウケは悪いだろうが、俺は好き。
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>>52637949
すまんな。心が綺麗だからすぐ人を信じてしまうんだ…(´・ω・`)
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>>52638026
クラムチャウダーうまいよな
アメリカの飯はわりと好きだ
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>>52637943
>>52637991
ボルシチのに使う赤カブのビーツみたいなもん?
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>>52638117
魚介はヘタしたら臭みとってる分海外のほうが合う人もいるかもね
海老天もうまいけどオイルまみれのロブスターもうまいと思う
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>>52637984
なるほど
ジェリーは見かけたことないんだけど、ブルーベリージャムならどこでもあると思う
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>>52638120
同じものだと思うよ
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>>52638278
そうだね
アメリカは真逆だよ。グレープジェリーは普通に買えるのに対して
ブルーベリーかイチゴといった日本では普通のジャムならなかなか見つからないよ
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>>52638235
油とエビの相性いいよな。
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Expats are talking about Japan on /pol/

>The only thing narrower and more cramped that living space is a persons "place" in the clockwork that is Japanese society.

>>>/pol/59259052
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ミクさん
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>>52638235
お腹すいてきたよ……
こんな夜中に
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>>52638427
Oh well, Japan isn't for every one, so.
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>>52638475
こんばんは
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こんばんは
今日も疲れた〜
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>>52638526
こんばんは!

もすぐ寝る時間ですね
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I was so depressed today and yesterday but I'm now feeling much better.
I guess that was the Christmas thing.
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There don't seem to be any Japanese trying to Japsplain the shitty aspects of Japan in that thread. It was refreshing until I realized it was pol and say the word cuck maybe 100 times in four posts.
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>>52638369
日本のスーパーなら他の果物のジャムならたくさんある
白桃ジャムはうまいよ
それと輸入品がほしいならコストコに行けばあるかも
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Did you guy go to KFC today?
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>>52637861
クリスマスディナー?
右端のはマッシュポテトなのは分かるが、真ん中の栗きんとんみたいなやつは何?
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>>52638576
もう少ししてお茶を飲んだら寝ます
クリスマスはどうでしたか?
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>>52637805
あぁ、そうだな

しまむらくんというネタってあまり知らないけど、知るところではプレゼントが冬服?
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>>52638670
近くにあるコストコはない
;_;
簡単に買えるもので我慢してる
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>>52638685
Nope
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>>52638740
KALDIとか成城石井とかは?
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>>52638720
真ん中はルタバガ
料理の名前はフィンランド語でlanttulaatikko
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>>52638685
nope
but I got Mos chicken instead of KFC.
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>>52638724
My Christmas was on the 24th, but it was great

I gave myself the best Christmas gift ever
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>>52638807
調べてみるわ
ありがとう
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>>52638816
ググった
カブの一種らしいね
北欧の人はカブが好きなんだな
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>>52638825
>best Christmas gift ever
I still don't know what it is.
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>>52638888
>I still don't know what it is.
90 minute long marathon wank.
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>>52638879
寒い国は根菜を良く食べるイメージがあるわ
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>>52638888
A counterfeit JLPT certificate
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>>52638909
that's nothing special
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>>52638825
Finally stretched your back enough to give yourself a blowie?
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>>52638916
おおきなかぶってロシアだったな
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>>52638825
>Christmas gift
Fountain pen?
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>>52638888

I gave myself time, time to finish up something I had put on hold for like 3 years now and its finally soon complete I hope, but I will give myself as much time as it takes

My Christmas gift was that I would allow myself to work on my project without feeling any regrets for like 4 days, and now when Christmas is over I am going to go back to studying a bit more again but I will still allocate a lot of time to my other project until school starts again where I will go back to studying a lot of Japanese again

But I will never ever again drop this thing I picked up for Christmas, ever again, that was my Christmas gift
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>>52638739
しまむらは衣料品チェーン店ですごく安いイメージがある
カナダにあるかどうかは知らないが、客層と商品の質はアメリカのTARGETを想像してみてくれ
だからここの商品をプレゼントでもらったとしても嬉しくないと書いたんだ
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>>52639028
言われてみるとロシアっぽい絵だな
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>>52638740
日本にもコストコ存在かw
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>>52638951
He dressed up as an anime girl and pre-heated his chair.
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>>52639049
It sounds more fulfilling than new Mont Blancs and Vuitton bags.
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苦しみの後に安らぎがあるのではありません
苦しい時に安らぎが入り込む余地はありません
妄想しているだけで人間は二つの事を同時に考える事が出来ないからです
苦しんでいる人間が自分の心を観察して楽を求める二分裂
起こった後のもうどこにも無い心をあーだこーだして慌てふためく滑稽
自分の心を自分の心が見る事は不可能なんです
観察しているものは一体何という話です
観察している時は観察しているだけなんです
対象は存在しないんです
あまりにも観察しているだけなので忘れ切っているんです
禅という字は単を示すと書きます
即ち迷っている皆様がそのままで法の人でありお釈迦様という事です

苦しい時は苦しんでいることすら忘れるほどにそのまま
苦しいと思った事を掴んで楽になりたいと慌てた時は慌てたまま

みなさんのそのままが法のはたらきそのものであったと気づくための禅修行です
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Anime.
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>>52639172
is
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>>52639162
そんなことより野球しようぜ
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>>52639162
さとり世代?
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>>52639049
Damn dawg, you're more mysterious than a SoCal girl on facebook.
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>>52639157
Exactly, this means a lot more to me then any physical things, I did not need anything at all, everything pales in comparison to this since once I am done it will change my life

I do not know if it will take a month, two months or 3 months but I have given myself a deadline that when I finish my formal Japanese studies I will finally come out of the shadows, but I hope it will be sooner then that

I just hope the result will end up being good enough or I might put it away again, forever
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>>52639130
あるよ
一度車持ちの同僚に連れて行ってやると言われたんだけど都合が合わなくてギブアップした
毎月行っているのにもったいない
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>>52639093
そうですか、教えてくれてありがとうな
こっちのgoodwillと同じみたいw

ま、とはいうものの、しまむらくんは可愛いなのでプレゼント嬉しくいただける
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>>52639049
>>52639288
I don't know why do you keep bringing up this matter again and again if you don't want to talk about it anyway.
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>>52639399
He gets off on being withholding
Likes to be asked over and over. He is probably writing a perverted story or something
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>>52639399
ごめん

I will stop

I need to sleep
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>>52638653
What were some of the negative criticisms? I know Japan is a pretty shit place to begin with.
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>>52639444
My money's on transitioning.
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>>52639470
earthquakes and no natural resources.
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>>52639456
Sweet dreams
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>>52639444
>He gets off on being withholding
Makes sense.

>>52639456
Have a good sleep my friend.
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>>52639288
I should start with my studies too...
I have three term papers due in the mid-February but keep on procrastinating.
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>>52639470
Just read the thread. someone posted a link to it. It was mostly people complaining about landlords discriminating against non-japanese and the struggles of finding work despite being qualified but non-japanese
the same old shit
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>>52639456

Amai yume, anon. May you find the happiness in your dreams that you could not in your wakefulness.
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>>52639288
>>52639456

despite this being an anonymous imageboard, you're intentionally using vague language, jyanai-san

what's the project?
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>>52639470
shitty neighboring countries.
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>>52639583
I want to have a wet dream.
I only had it once. I don't remember what it was like.
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>>52639666
>666

must've been pretty kinky
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>>52639666
I had a boyfriend who insisted that I never masturbate. I had wet dreams every few days if we couldn't have sex.
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So Fuckristmas is over.
I didn't fuck of course and I didn't celebrate it as I'm a shinto believer.
What is this joke of buying fried chicken at KFC at Christmas? It's like buying a beef rice bowl at Yoshinoya for Christmas dinner.
Anyway, I'm glad it's over and hope you guys be richer and happier next year.
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夢ってなんであんな変な世界なんだろう
現実の知り合いが複数融合した人間とか建物とか登場するし
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>>52639739
>never masturbate
I'd just have sex with someone else instead.
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>>52639618
Yes, there are only shitty neighbouring countries around Japan. The only exception is Taiwan, btw. Taiwanese are cool ppl.
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>>52639739
Homosex?
Or girls have wet dreams too?
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>>52639823
It wasn't so bad. It was fun and felt extra good when we finally did have sex. Not masturbating made us really really dirty and wild. We made it fun by sexting to torture each other.
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>>52639821
そうですね
不思議としか思えません
大昔見た夢をたまに現実にあったことかもと思ってしまうこともあります。海馬にダメージがあるのかもしれませんが。
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>>52639891
Homosex
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>>52639507
>no natural resources.
How did they survive for so long. Trading with China?
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>>52639913
So it's a mutual thing.
I thought that was about your domineering bf and submissive you.
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>>52639966
It started that way but he wasn't good at being domineering. So I made it mutual and took control myself by sending him dirty pictures when he was at work
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>>52639958
We colonized Southeast Asia.
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>>52640016
Do couples actually try things like that to make their sex special?
I've never done that before. Maybe I should in my next relationship.
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>>52639958
America stopped to trade oil and natural resources with Japan.
It's impossible to survive. Then Japan attacked to Pearl Harbor.
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>>52639958
Making and eating RICE
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Merry Christmas, Japanese Thread.
Did you get any gifts(^_^)?
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>>52640222

The Japanese typically do not practise gift-giving on Christmas. That custom is generally reserved for the new year.
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>>52640145
Yeah I mean we did it. It was a lot of fun. But the problem was sex became everything for us. Like all we ever talked about or thought about. He became just a cock to me. So be careful
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メリークリスましたか
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>>52640304
メリー苦しみました
>>
It's almost 2 a.m here.
If you live in west of Japan, enjoy the rest of your Christmas night.
Good night, guys.
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>>52640222
Yes!
I got a necklace from my bf

>>52640272
Kids get a gift while they asleep. And couples and lovers give gifts each other desu.
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>>52640344
I laughed, then felt sad.

>>52640402
Good night senpai
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>>52640402
>If you live in west of Japan

In Japan, the time is same anywhere in Japan.
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>>52640272
I didn't know everyone in this thread were Japanese ;_;

>>52640421
Very nice.
What do you want from me? (^:
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>>52640476
>What do you want from me? (^:
Big hug お願いしますw

What did you get for Christmas?
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>>52640476
I got some t-shirts.
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>>52640402

Oyasuminasai, nihonjin.
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>>52640593
>What did you get for Christmas?
I got a lot of things
My favorite thing was an expensive perfume from my sister
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>>52640688
w-what is she thinking about?
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>>52640460
多分日本より西の地域って言いたいんじゃない?
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>>52640742
大きなチンコ :^)
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>>52640742
I don't actually remember what that episode was about. She was probably thinking about something cute though.
>>
I will not sleep yet zzz
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もう丑三つ時だ
おやすみなさい皆々様
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江戸川乱歩の美女シリーズ閲覧なう
レーズン祭りや
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>>52640800
これすごく気になるな

誰か日本語と英語が分かる人に聞きたいんだけど、日本より西の地域に住んでて、まだ25日の人に残りのクリスマスの時間を楽しんで下さいと言いたい場合、>>52640402
で合ってる? より西ってmore westって言うの?
>>
>>52641246
West Japan=西日本
West of Japan=日本より西
If you live west of Japan, enjoy the rest of your Christmas nightでいいよ
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>>52641343
おーありがとう
liveの後にinは付けなくてもいいの?
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>>52641246
あと、"in"はいらない
westは方向としてとらえる
"in"はある場所*に*住んでる
日本語とは概念が少しずれてるけどwestは方向
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>>52641537
liveの後にはinを自動的に付けると思い込んでたよ
前置詞って難しいな
どうもありがとう
>>
外人「アニメが好き」←違法視聴だろ?
>>
it's cold out x
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>>52641690
小さな知識を一個ずつ拾っていけばいいよね
お互いに
こうするしかないし
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>>52641796
That's why you should just stay inside, man.
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>>52641853
ちなみにmore westって言い方は間違い?
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>>52640782
>>52640841
tfw i got bullied in the brit thread
Other posters were fine though.
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>>52642012
方向だから「further west・比較級」「westernmost・最上級」といったほうが自然です
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>>52642054
kek
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>>52642054
>1 negative comment out of 8 comments

also, it's just banter m8
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>>52642054
kek, get out of here.
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>>52642054
It's ok the mean Brits are gone, his is a save place
Need a hug?
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>>52642154
>>52642012
「furthest west・最上級」ともいう
(far, further, furthest) or(far farther, farthest)
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>>52642054
No need to worry, mate. It's just a bit of banter. I'm a nice Brit, so I won't bully you.
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お勧めの分かりやすいドラマ教えてください
>>
Have you lads all eaten your KFC yet? need to grow up big and strong to get gfs
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rongu furedu desu
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>>52642154
>>52642319
二人ともありがとう
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>>52642621
KFC is fucking disgusting
>>
>>52642664
Nah, lad. This is the right thread.
>>
>>52642621
>>52642664
oops, forgot to link
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>>52642694
いいえ
答えられる範囲ならいつでも
一人ですけど
>>
Whito man come nihon. Whito man fuku nihon no woman. Whito man wa de deviru.
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how do i become japanese please?
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>>52642793
faka yuu
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>>52642840
KARATE
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>>52642798
If you watch anime non-stop for 44 hours 44minutes and 44 seconds without falling asleep and going to the toilet a magical samurai fairy will appear and turn you Japanese
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>>52642999
>watch anime non-stop for 44 hours 44minutes and 44 seconds without falling asleep and going to the toilet

ummm...that's German style I guess
>>
>>52643172
#bants
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Who do you guys have to win the Sumo Tournament?
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>>52643172
In that case how did you start your magical journey, that turned you Japanese?
A katana in a rock? A magical amulet? The mystical JET program?
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>>52643364
>>52643307
>>52643269
WHITO PIGU GO HOMU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk
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>>52643411
Where the fuck do you think I'm right now?
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>>52643452
At your neighbors house.
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ねみ…おやすみ
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>>52643411
who are you?
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>>52643462
As a matter of fact I'm not, why don't you turn around slowly

>>52643486
おやすみなさい、いい夢を
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ehm... guys? can i ask you for help? can someone translate this into japanese

"sometimes my sister gives me her camera for a walk"

Thank you.
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>>52643524
The dark knight.
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>>52643536
白豚は家に帰ります
there you go my friend
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>>52642999
That reminds me of my days when I was 16, 2005 or 6. While watching it constantly, I was gradually getting autistic, and eventually I couldn't even open my mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9CXmEUwvgM
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>>52643585
so mature
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>>52643536
dunno if it's any good but here:
時々妹がカメラを貸して散歩する
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>>52643611
Sounds like your former self would really fit in well here. Lain was fucking awesome btw
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>>52643536
妹は時々、散歩に出かけるときに私にカメラを預けます。
>>
我々アメリカ人は本当に戦争犯罪のことについて謝罪するべき、特に原爆投下とソンミ村虐殺事件のこと・・・
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>>52643764
thanks
>>
Hey can anybody visit club mogra?
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>>52644687
そんな事する必要はない

>>52645222
>club mogra
Do you mean this?
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mogra1
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>>52645512
yes
>>
For a moment I considered ordering an escort, so that I could be slightly less lonely. I wouldn't want to have sex with her though. I'm not in the mood for that kinda thing. Then I realized it would only be for an hour and decided against it. Also she might be sad if I didn't want to have sex with her.
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>>52646202
>Also she might be sad if I didn't want to have sex with her
>caring about a woman's feelings
This is why you're alone.
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>>52643585
>the white pig will return home
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>>52646340
So how's that philosophy working out for you then?
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>>52646483
I bet that it strengthened one of his arms
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Does Japan have Boxing Day sales?
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Since the thread is so slow today, lets post christmas themed cats
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>>52647295
But christmas is already over
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>>52647588
Nah here it's 3 days in total
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>>52647750
That's an ugly cat
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>>52647806
It's a very cute cat m8.
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I found a korean restaurant in chinatown that didn't have a 20 minute wait.

>tfw at a table alone on Christmas
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>>52646340
I understand that completely. My ex broke up with me after I fell in love with her and stopped being a jerk to her. I can't help it though.
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>>52647881
just imagine the cat you'll be eating is alive and sitting at the table with you
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>>52647956
This has no effect. I don't feel empathy for non humans.
>>
歳末セールでまた積みゲー増やしちまったー
一度も立ち上げてないソフトの山の下敷きになってシボンヌ展開になりそうだorz
てか英文カキコ多すぎね?
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>>52648237
You're my opposite then.
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>>52648330
Girls must love you, because you get along well with dogs and you have no trouble treating them roughly in bed.

Dogs hate me. I can't even count the number of times a dog owner has had to awkwardly explain why their dog is lunging at me or growling at me.
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>>52648292
英語教師は寝てる
仕方ないぜ
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>>52648491
I don't care as much about girls as the average guy in the first place. But when I do I prefer them to treat me roughly in bed anyway :^)
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>>52648638
Submissive but you don't care about her feelings. Interesting combo.
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>>52648889
No, no. I do care greatly if someone manages to get close to me, like certain family or a few friends.
Also I'm not sub in general in a relationship and I don't necessarily need one to be content (which is what I meant by don't care as much)
>>
ZZZ ...
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>>52649047
Oh ok.

I'm still different though. A couple of weeks ago I helped a homeless man who had fallen into a ditch a little bit. I'm not charitable financially though.

Politically I grew up a bleeding heart, and I've donated to Bernie Sanders campaign, but I've been having doubts recently and I unsubscribed from his campaign mailings.
>>
I'm not sure if I'm horny or just bored.
What should I do?
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>>52648292
>>52648509
ここの日本人はアニメ嫌いや女性が集まってるから
深夜に起きてるオタクの日本人はここには来ない
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>>52650373
アニメ嫌い「や」女性って
アニメ嫌いなのはそのBBA達自体じゃなかったのか
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>>52650373
残念だね
本物の偉いなヲタクの日本人にヲタ道を教えてもらいたい
やっぱりプロクシを探してふたばを使い始めるしかないぜ
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>>52650373
つまりnormiesの巣窟になってるんだなここ
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>>52650285
>What should I do?
Probably stop wasting your life on a forum for little girl's cartoons.
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>>52646730
Please respond.
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how can i scare the japanese and the british?

>inb4 use your face
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>>52650710
それでは終わりだから一緒に逃げろう
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>>52650822

Why would you ever want to scare people, anon?
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>>52637044
General question for all the nips. What is life like in Japan? Stressful? Fun? Please, tell me
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>>52650861
it gives me a giddy feeling when i see how they react
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>>52650589
アニメ嫌いって書き込んでるのは女性が目立つだけ
>>52650624
>>52650710
ふたばの奴等とかは /a/ や /vg/ とかにいるよ

普通の人が起きてくるからふたばに帰るよ
またね
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>>52650988
また後で
多分もうすぐついていく…
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>>52650958

Well, you can generally scare British people by convincing them that you're going to gravely harm them.
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I got Jasmine rice from thailand and a dispenser.

Good or poor choice of rice? What brand of rice do you eat?
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Why the fuck does it rotate.
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>>52651210
Poor choice, at least if you intend to cook japanese shit with it.
Buy a bag of japanese 'koshihikari' rice the next time.
Also a rice cooker, so you don't waste the rice.
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>>52651488
I already have a rice cooker. It's a korean brand :^)
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>>52637435
A couple reasons. For one, I enjoy Japanese culture beyond weeaboo anime shit and want to read Jap literature and enjoy Jap film in it's native language.

Another reason is that I'm interested in working in Asia at least part of my life. I'm studying to become a nurse practitioner and Japan is the first country in Asia to begin adopting the profession. Given Asia's aging population, I think advance practice nursing is on the cusp of a boom over there, and I'd love to be involved in helping to foster that development. Working with Japan's programs first is the best way to get my foot in the door.

I'm also interested in learning Chinese and strategies I use to teach myself Japanese will be helpful for learning Chinese. For example, strategies I use to learn Kanji will be directly useful for learning Chinese, and by learning Kanji I'll make the right connections in my brain to be easily able to recognize Hanzi. Plus, Chinese grammar is simple as fuck, so if I can work my way around Japanese I'm confident written Chinese will be easy in comparison.

Of course, Japanese doesn't help at all with Chinese pronunciation, but still, learning Japanese will teach plenty of applicable skills to learning other languages.
>>
>>52650822
talk in english
>>
>>52637435
jap pussy
>>
>>52637435
To be able to read Tibetan silk paintings desu.
>>
>>52651713
You're a huge faggot
>>
外国では休日かもしれんけど
日本では平日だから。

お父さんがサンタのふりをしてプレゼントを置く。
これが日本の習慣。

みなさんは何歳までサンタが本物だと信じていたでしょう。
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>>52651454
Because phones are shit like that
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>>52651892
Pls no bully Germany-chan

੨( ・᷄ ︵・᷅ )シ
>>
>>52651928
>お父さんがサンタのふりをしてプレゼントを置く。
>これが日本の習慣。
嘘だ
キリスト教徒の国に限ると思ったw

俺は幼稚園の時にサンタについて親友に知らせられた

>>52652054
Sry, but if you want to learn Chinese learn Chinese. I just dislike the notion, that you seem to feel like being forced to use it as an excuse.
>>
ME-RI KU-RI-SI-MA-SU !!!
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>>52652296

Christmas has finished in Japan. You are late.
>>
>>52652296
>>52652356
Merry Christmas.
>>
>>52651928
はなっから信じてなかったそういうの
>>
>>52652185
キリスト教徒の国の習慣は知らないなw

日本でも普通のキリスト教徒は、
久しぶりの親戚が集まる会を行ったりするだろう。

幼稚園か。早いw
>>
>>52651928
6歳くらいかな
私と私の兄はサンタの存在を疑って調べた
親の部屋にあったドレッサーにサンタさんが使ったラッピングペーパーを見つけた
その後、お父さんはサンタが存在していないってことを伝えた
>>
>>52651928
サンタを信じてたという記憶がない
>>
>>52637292
>Alaska doesn't ever care about shit
>>
>>52652467
サンタ調査機関によると6-7歳が平均と言われている(適当)
>>52652467
oh my god
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>>52650589
女性も萌えアニメが嫌いなだけで、アニメ自体は好きだよ
>>
>>52652854
I'd love to unwrap those presents
>>
>>52652185
I want to lean both. I want to learn Japanese more because I'm more interested in Japan. I'm just saying it can help me with hanzi later, just like Chinese could have helped me with Kanji if I learned Chinese first. Sorry if it came off that I'm just learning Japanese in some twisted attempt to make Chinese easier. I just think knowing Kanji will help with hanzi almost as an accident.

Plus, the skills I learn from teaching myself Japanese will be really helpful with any other language I want to learn.

Ich liebe dich Deutsch-chan! メリ クリスたマす!
>>
>>52652185
>嘘だ
>キリスト教徒の国に限ると思ったw
イランとかイスラム教の国でも同じ習慣があるらしい
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>>52652917
Me too, anon.
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Have you noticed more Japanese schools teaching Chinese in recent years?
>>
>>52652947
It would really only serve to confuse you if you learn both at the same time desu mate.
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>>52653018
Correct. I'm only doing Japanese right now. If I succeed I'll try Chinese but only if my Japanese reaches a pretty high level.
>>
>>52653061
Cool, good luck! Hope it pans out for you.
>>
>>52637044
How hard would it be to become fluent in Japanese if I went there to teach English? I'm a very sociable person, very outgoing, and I pay taxes.
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>>52653130
Depends on you. Some people go there and never learn the language, some people become fluent. I guess it's all a matter of who much you become engrossed with the language and how much you're willing to use it.
Could try, anyway. If you have a year to burn, there's your chance.
>>
>>52653109
ありがとうイスラエル先輩!
(ツ)
>>
>>52652962
本当に知らなかった
クリスマスの習慣も国際になってきただろう

たとえばドイツは50年前サンタの代わりに「Christkind」(キリストの子)という人が贈り物を持っていった


>>52652947
Sorry, it was my mistake for misinterpreting your statement then. The thing is that most people will tell you that you'll just get confused if you do both at the same time, but if you're willing to spend enouhg time and energy, I'm sure it'll work out for you


>>52652982
Schools everywhere do it. It's going to replace English one day imo
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In the history of Christmas in Japan,
it is said that Nobunaga Oda and Hisahide Matsunaga had a Christmas truce at the war of them in 16th Century.
In those days, there were many Christian daimyo in the Warring States period.
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サンタクロースは北欧神話だ。
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>>52653420
>Warring States period.
It means Chinese 戦国時代 not Japanese one.
>>
>>52653605
English language country's people should know that
Japanese War period and Chinese War period are the same name of period.
>>
>>52653420
>Nobunaga Oda
Hey I recognize that name from Civilization 5.
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>>52653420
I love Japanese history. Please tell me more.
>>
I will make the new thread.

>>52653921
How about you go research some on wikipedia and teach us fatboy?
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>>52653844
What's it? game?
>>52653844
For example, almost daimyo in Kyushu were Christians.
>>
btw,
Why is the Christmas national holiday in various countries?
It is not separation of government and religion.
>>
>>52654039
Yes. I like to play multiplayer in the "no quitters" group with the multiplayer balance mod.

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/NQCivilization

This guy is an experienced player and streams/records all his games: https://www.youtube.com/user/FilthyRobotChannel
>>
>>52654163
>going on SteamCommunity despite the current security issue
>>
>>52654035
I see native English speakers say "I will make THE new thread." or "I will make A new thread."
Either is OK? and if so, is there any difference?
>>
>>52654097
>>52654097

>>52654128
People would take the day off anyway. Government in Australia is for the people, not ruling the people.
>>
>>52653420
And now, most of the Christians in Japan are Korean.
>>
>>52654179
Oh... zzz

Save that information for later then.
>>
>>52654180
Yeah, either is fine. As far as I know there isn't any difference.
>>
>>52654163
I'm playing Civlization5 too. But I'm afraid of playing multiplayer in Japanese groups for some reason. does your group allow to play with a Japanese user? If they are ok, I would.
>>
>>52654297
Thanks!
>>
>>52654180
Both are fine. I don't know the technical terms regarding language, but 'the' new thread sounds clearer about the subject - it is the new Japanese Thread.
'A' new thread could mean any new thread, not necessarily the new Japanese Thread.
>>
>>52654354
That makes sense.
The concept of the article is a bit difficult for me, but I got it now.
>>
>>52652356

>Implying it matters when it's over there

kek
>>
>>52654354
>>52654297

How about saying "the next thread" and "a next thread"? Both are correct too?
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