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merry christmas edition
firmino
cold out
hold the fort gonna do a large poo brb
inb4 unfunny kev posts
VERY good edition
Happy christmas
just started snowing in islington lads
this is mental
All I want for Christmas is for her to know I exist.
What did santa bring yous?
>plebs getting lynx when i got old spice
>>52633942
is it
a bit cold out?
cold out
>>52633972
irish weather
>>52633991
sun is out though
>>52633902
nah the burgers are for second dinner
ITS NOT COLD OUT REEEEEEEEEE
fuck everybody in this thread
doing a poo innit
What do you think normies with gfs are doing RIGHT NOW lads?
>>52634002
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
>>52633942
bit jealous desu
>>52633965
i got adidas :(
>>52634017
they're probably doing normie things
Worst thread I've seen in a long time
eating guylian choclates lads
you lads seem to do an awful lot of poo's
Jeans, a jumper, a shirt, socks, a hot water bottle, a couple of theatre tickets, some medjool dates, and a private eye annual.
Not a bad Christmas 2bh, feel a bit like an old man though
>>52633934
chebs look better than usual here
Mum got me a Christmas scented air freshener for my bedroom.
cold out
Do ye have the heat on in the house?
lads someone paul walkered themselves down the road from me
>>52634055
looks like a robot fleshlight
>>52634055
you know what to do
stick your willy in it
Think I need to go up a size in jeans desu
Size 34 now lads
>>52634050
regular bowel movements are very healthy
the daily pooposting is a reminder to eat plenty of fibre
Kev is /brit/s eat meme
Turkey and gammon master race
>>52633913
anther Crap edition
my haul
https://youtu.be/64WBNa6Jl0w
Mum bought lynx unironically
Wasnt even self aware enough to get africa
>>52634098
capitalist pls go
>>52634055
thats not an air freshener lad i think your mum feels sorry for you
>>52634058
>scottsicles
>>52634098
>Sartre
post kpop
>>52634098
>haul
Hate this youtube meme
any memes lads?
>>52634093
literally looks like a fanny full of shite lad
>>52633913
still early for xmas here
One of my pals thought it'd be funny to give me the Conservative manifesto for Christmas. Raging doesn't cover it
>>52634104
I like Apollo
>>52634119
Nobody lives on top of ben nevis
>>52634149
what kind of fucking sad act life do i live where i read this and know its sara just by the mannerisms in the text.
>>52634058
>the south west
Decent scenery but truly the worst part of the country
It's 5 degrees here but it's been fucking bucketing down all morning
god I love memes
>>52634134
have a classic
got a few books for christmas lads what d'ya think?
>>52634185
https://youtu.be/flL5b1NaSPE
>>52634170
>Decent scenery but truly the worst part of the country
you fucking take that back
whatd you lads get for christmas?
- polo black cologne
- undies
- ankle socks (MUM i needed BLACK socks to wear with my shorts!!!)
- order for prescription sunnies that i gotta go pick out
- carharrt shorts
- $100
- $40 giftcard
- towel cause i don't have one for the beach house
and that's it lads. go ahead and and reply to this post with what you got wahey haha
>>52634194
/r/unitedkindom
>>52634175
bully
>>52634194
are these people for real though, isn't christmas a massive capitalist thing in their eyes
>>52634134
LYNX
Y
N
X
>>52634194
Gonna post the books now you've posted your toilet paper?
>>52634170
Its the best part of the country
wish dinner would hurry up so i can take my drugs alone
>>52634211
Already posted mine 2bh >>52634052
Why is it okay to sexually objectify men? I actually feel a little nervous walking past a group of girls these days as I feel like they will say something to me, and if I don't acknowledge them, they follow me
>>52634194
>no Sartre
>>52634209
I'm talking about the south west of Ireland lad
Kerry/Cork
>>52634233
That's objectively Galway
>>52634242
what type of jeans? what's a private eye annual? as in a p.i. appointment? medjool dates are pretty good. fairly surprised they're a type of fruit since they taste like something you'd make.
whats that christmas song that sounds irish and folk-y lads
>you'll never explore the middle east during the periods where it wasn't an extremist shit hole (1800s-1930s)
>>52634194
I got some ben elton genre fiction and my sister sneeres at it like it is high art the daft bint
didn't get a sersh for christmas lads
i'm your friend
>>52634299
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEzkj0tnLs
only know this because ive had to listen to it about 5 times a day at work
>>52634299
Portsmouth is all you need
>>52634338
what did you get xx
>>52634340
I don't have any friends
>>52634343
no it's instrumental
sounds a bit like portsmouth by mike oldfield
>>52634338
sershlight when?
>>52634093
Looks a bit like a fleshlight, desu...
>>52634282
Levis. If you don't know what Private Eye is you're a JF 2bh
good song lads coming through lads. if you're tentative about listening to music posted here, maybe you don't open the links often, maybe you've been lead astray but shit music one too many times, whatever your reason is i think you should just commit and listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ulZiob5I0
>>52634361
socks, aftershave, 2 sets of pjs, tshirt, a shirt for work, slippers, bathrobe, 2 posters, mousemat and some money x
how about you
>>52634383
lewd :x
>>52634363
you do now buster
>>52634393
oh wait its a satire newspaper or something isn't it? i remember the nigel farage image of him reading it, and i've watched an interview with editor in chief
eating christmas dinner in my room on my computer lads
mmmm
bum
>>52634418
go on murray
>>52634338
I got one but didn't want it so I threw it in the bin
>>52634418
literally me right now, except with a towel on my head and laptop on my lap
>>52634413
fallout 4, fifa 16, star wars t shirt, another purple cashmere jumper and my gran got me a briefcase dunno when I'm ever going to use that
what posters did you get?
>>52634418
nice to see those with learning disabilities getting a nice christmas!
Want to have a wank over some anime qts but the family are here.
i got a nice christmas jumper which lights up and some snow boots with which to stomp terrorists teeth in among many other things mainly for eating and drinking and looking nice
Got nothing for christmas lads
based god
>>52634473
how could you
>>52634479
Don't think I've ever seen somebody use a briefcase haha
got a grand budapest hotel with sershies cute face on and a gangs of new york one
stepdad butchered sershies name when he saw it haha
>>52634314
mates thought i was a literal genius because i read crime and punishment
its so weird that britain is an island
does that not wig you out?
family fighting again hahaha
>>52634495
>council estate in Sunderland
can this even be considered human?
>>52634479
briefcase wanker
haha
>>52634512
we're also an island lad
>>52634512
australia is an island you twonk
>>52634194
*tips*
>>52634527
be the rock
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/09/27/being-the-rock/
>>52634495
>pakis rape kids because thatcher privatised 3% of the NHS multiple decades ago
Going to kill myself later
>>52634512
>the Earth is literally a sphere floating in fugging space
>>52634542
>>52634543
haha just looked it up .. fucking wild haha
>>52634479
somewhere store and transport your documents lad
>mum and nan talking about the new local vicar and how they enjoyed mass last Sunday.
I'm moving back home lads. Lived in Birmingham for 8 years and they're just so degenerate compared to my home town.
Hope I can find a house to rent and a job.
>>52634194
put yourself into a rubbish bin
>>52634549
>artofmanliness
https://twitter.com/joe_murrayyy/status/680336564992520192
Amazing banter from this lad's mum
My senpai didn't buy anything for christmas this year. We have a tree and everything but we just buy our own shit during the sales.
>>52634495
>People like that actually exist
I don't know how it is possible for a human mind to get that brainwashed
haha what the actual fuck lads did you know there is a rather huge island right next to africa called madigrasscar? it's just floating there collecting dust
>>52634510
>sershies cute face
She looks like a fucking deformed rabbit
>>52634356
Shit it isnt Portsmouth is it
We now have the same issue
Life ends at 23. From then onwards its binge watching Netflix, shit relationships with people you don't love and working in a job you hate to save up money for a mortgage you will never be able to afford. We accept this as the norm because everyone else is doing it but you will realise that you've wasted your life when it's too late. You get no fulfillment from modern life. No nourishment. Just temporary love and fast films.
No1 listening to me
>>52634592
africa is objectively the best lynx scent
>>52634617
Sounds chill
>>52634607
those mental africans eh
Merry christmas lads
Already had 3 big glasses of Baileys and Bushmills
Going for dinner in a few
>>52634626
what's no2?
>>52634617
I don't hate my job. I hate that I have to work but as far as work goes it's good.
>>52634606
merry christmas frogm8
>>52634549
>art of manliness
>>52634565
>>52634626
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>being above the age of 15 and using lynx
>>52634607
pirates (the cool kind) made their own country there but then all got killed or something
look it up
>>52634630
Year 8 PE
>>52634617
thats my video theyre talking about in that image lol
>>52634642
lad there is an entire CONTINENT at the bottom of the earth that has no one there! far out!
haha islands lads
didn't get any deodorant or aftershave lads
should have made my snapchat to the girl from work more banterous 2bh
gonna wait a couple of days then try again with a new and very cheeky pic
>>52634674
>mfw this guy once cucked me in year 9 with a girl so i emptied an entire lynx can into his bag
told my science teacher i was "going to the toilet" haha
>>52634674
jej
>>52634658
>>52634573
explain whats wrong with it
>>52634662
>his family doesn't love him enough to buy him the sacred yearly ritual of buying him a lynx gift set
hahaha
>>52634692
I got less than I normally do
Only got Joop Jump, which I'll also never use like every other crimbo smelly I've got
>>52634712
its written by a woman for men
>Literally centre of the fucking world
>>52634674
>>52634714
>being common
>>52634692
me neither because my perosnal hugeione is top notch
>>52634676
Paul Storrie?
>>52634712
it's part of the whole new age school of thought to try and rekindle the notion of manliness by le epic beacon and le epic beards
>>52634692
didn't get a blonde haired blue eyed collar wearing work gf :x
>>52634674
>that knob who sprayed a full can after a PE lesson
sniper sniper sniper sniper
rifle rifle rifle rifle
>>52634732
lies & slander that
>>52634754
maybe a bit but the article i posted is fine
>>52634735
never noticed that about italy tBh be the romans would have felt like mad cunts
>>52634606
Literally no news channel, paper, would show the hebdo cartoon. We're an Islamic state waiting to happen desu
wonder what pooey lynx lad got for christmas
>>52634764
And then sneaked it back into there dads cupboard when they got home.
>after rugby training
>hey m8 could i borrow your deodorant
>use it
>slam it on a coat hook on the wall
>punctures the can and it explodes and powder goes everywhere
kek
about to do my annual post-christmas dinner poo lads
wish me luck
Ha ha Santa must have delivered my kgf to the wrong house what a mad man.
>>52634764
>pulling people's shorts down for bants
>>52634764
nearly had an asthma attack tbqh
>>52634674
That one kid who always wore a £20 Argos neck chain and never trusted the teacher not to loose it.
Didn't get a Kyary Pamyu Pamyu gf lads
>>52634806
...and i just discovered that there's no toilet paper
this is going to be a shit to remember
>>52634804
>that first time in primary school when you're over at your mates house and someone uses a lynx can as a flamethrower
>>52634808
same hahahaha
ARE YOU HANGING UP A STOCKING ON YOUR WALL
>>52634825
>teacher always lost it to spite the little shit
Santa got me a kgf??
Just threw it straight in the bin.
PLAY THAT SAX
>>52634899
haha same
reading a book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9eZ00bRCGA
>that one bender that turned up in school uniform on non school uniform day
So does MOOK not celebrate christmas?
where are the hats?
www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-16/UN-tells-North-Korea-to-like-comment-and-subscribe
Merry christmas from /cum/ with lots of love
>>52634712
It's a site and lifestyle for the biggest dorks I've ever seen. A bunch of insecure young men want to be Patrick Bateman but in reality are like Gareth Keenan from the office.
>>52634955
why are you listening to this on christmas
>>52634978
fuck off yank
>>52634929
>beiber had to tell his fans to buy the NHS charity song instead of his
>we almost had beiber as Xmas number 1
>that one bender who shoved a can of lynx up his bumhole
>>52634978
awwwwwww how sweet xoxo
now fuck off you fat yank cunt before i bash your head in with my cricket paddle
>>52634963
always the poor person
>>52634963
fuck's sake that was me every year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7f3ssuEjA
>>52634978
foy
>>52634963
>that chav who wore neon green nike airs instead of school shoes
>christmas
so come on, what'd you get?
>>52634868
>16 years old
>>52635039
money
>sitting on the benches in year 6 looking down at all the peasants in front of you during assembly
darkest, grimmest, most depressing christmas of my life
>>52634963
>mfw told my mum it was non-uniform day and didn't go to school
Any tips on finding an escort to train me to get better at sex.
Fuck sake
Why do people keep asking if you have a gf?
>>52634565
Doesn't Ireland have a really high male suicide rate? Don't just be another fraction of a percent
>>52635058
enlighten us
>>52635046
ik, she doesn't look it though
>>52635067
i always thought they did it out of spite desu
>>52635023
And black jeans and was never there half the term.
>stealing magnesium from the chemistry labs and setting it on fire
>stealing distilled water bottles and squirting them at pedestrians on the school bus
>>52635076
She'd look good on my dick desu
Watching Philosopher's stone lads
Lots of swooshy wand tricks
>>52635064
shove a lynx can up your arse x
>>52635064
yeah don't stick a lynx up your bum
>>52635076
Asians look 16 till they're 50 when they start looking 35 tho
>>52635090
It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa
>When you were playing football on the playground and the goalkeeper would move the jumper goalposts closer together when nobody was looking
Halalled up my turkey
>>52635086
Leaving on the Bunsen burner tap and stinking out the room.
>>52635127
>>52635090
>tfw Emma turned into an annoying feminist
ffs
>>52635131
>being that kid
>>52635131
>chosen to play football with the 'lads' and tell you to be a goal post
would love to visit tibet and madgascar des
>>52635067
it's a pre-programmed normie soundbite
anyone get Christmas sex today?
I did!
haha
Merry Christmas lads
hope you're having a good 1 haha
dinner's at 2:30, hopefully should do a tasty
>>52635131
>that one kid who would kick the ball over the fence out of school boundaries
ANY NEWS
ON A
CHRISTMAS GF?
>>52635137
Stops it drying out m8.
who /parents always cook a top notch christmas lunch/ here?
>>52635146
She's more of a classical feminist than a new age one though which is fine
>>52635195
>that one mad man who would climb the fence to get it
>>52635120
true that, she's 36
FFS Granny. Why? Just why?
alri lads
Just unwrapped my present lads, look what was inside!!
>Tfw going for a curry on Christmas day
Kill me lads.
>>52635205
Mine always make extra servings in case i invite a female acquaintance round.
Needless to say in the last 27 years i have never brought company.
>>52635131
>not playing using a tree and a lamppost as the goalposts
Or if it was in a park with no pitch, there would always be trees with an acceptable gap between them
Jumpers are absolute dog shit, too many arguments about whether if it was a goal or it hit the post
>>52635226
Me 2bh fell into a spike before and it went through my hand
>>52635226
>that one mad man who would go under cars to get it
>>52635131
>that spaz who didn't understand how to play headers and volleys
>>52635226
>not going through the gap in the fence
lmfao
>>52635241
rasheed
>>52635195
Waiting for the one brave lad to jump the fence and retrieve the ball while the dinner ladys/ teachers were not looking.
Also the one kid who bought his new footaball he got for his birthday into school.
The rough kids wander over acting nice and wanting to try it, end up kicking onto the school roof.
>>52635230
excellent banter
>>52635226
One time this lanky git got stuck over the fence lmao
teachers had to go get a ladder
>that one boy who was a femme fag turns into a tranny after sixth form
>that dickhead who gets job as a binman
>that cute girl who gets like 20 stds
>that overwhelming feeling of joy when the teacher rolled the TV into the classroom
>>52635205
uh what
thats not the pciture i posted
>>52635226
And would rip his trousers on the way back over
>>52635232
ANDY MURRAY
LIVES IN SURREY
WITH HIS MOTHER
JUDY MURRAY
not a single redeeming quality about my mum lads
every fucking christmas or any kind of family/public outing in general she gets all stressy for no reason and just acts like a complete cunt. like right now shes downstairs spazzing out because she has to put a turkey in the oven in the presence of me, my brother and my grandparents. yeah thats so fucking stressful isnt it dont know how youre gonna manage you fucking bitch reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52635254
>he had a randomly placed tree and lamppost in the middle of his schools playing field
Was your school in a car park?
>>52635293
>kernow
>bucks
>kentqt
>>52635230
>leaving the price tags on
>>52635294
>It's a do nothing lesson
>going around on the last day of school ripping off the nerds front packets, slashing open the bottom of their bags so their books spilled onto the floor with a razer, sneaking into classrooms and stealing the lot
>>52635226
got a lot of (You)s from this post Tbh
>>52635222
any kind of feminism in this modern age is pathetic
>>52635294
at my school teachers usually just projected stuff onto the smart board
>>52635294
good fucking feel x
>>52635293
binmen get paid shit loads m8
>mfw pigs in blankets
>tfw family that loves me
>>52635294
And showed you a 2 minute clip and turned off the tape just when it was getting interesting
Also if it was a female teacher they could never work the tv / vcr combo.
>>52635294
>that paki teacher who wouldnt put on pirate VHS tapes
literally worst teacher ever
>>52635325
>kentqt
>cute
more like beached whale that needs putting on a diet
>>52635325
excellent post
>>52635269
The paki kid got stuck in the fence once and some firemen had to pull her out lmao
>>52635257
Charlie?
>knocking one out before PE to look like you have a massive knob in your boxers
>£300 cash
>£50 steam voucher
>paintballing day out for 4
>two pairs of trousers and a jacket
>new watch
>bottle of scotch
>box of different beers
>shitty christmas tree car scent thing (been had a go at for my car stinking of fags so this is probably something to do with that)
>various toiletries and socks and shit
r8 my haul
>open up command prompt on the computer and do some simple commands
>whole class thinks you're a hacker and you get suspended
>>52635374
wish i got this for christmas 2bh
ate so many prawns today lol
>>52635230
'baby u smile'
>opening presents before dinner
PAKIS
>>52635359
NO DAVE NO
THEYRE TRYING TO COVER THEMSELVES TO AVOID CATCHING YOUR LUSTFUL EYES
>>52635374
rorke
>>52635403
fuck off billionaire
>>52635352
Fuck off 2005 and after kid.
>spend £100 on a shopping gift card for my mum
>she buys me a £8 pillow
Yeah nice one.
>>52635409
same
>>52635222
I don't hate feminists or anything, just had to stop following her on twitter because it's all she posts about and it gets extremely annoying tbf
>>52635399
would't that do the opposite
lost my virginity to a paki
ama
>>52635240
put it in the bin for god's sake man
>getting lots of presents
fuck off underage
>that one mad man that would always be the last person to finish clapping during assembly
>>52635403
>shitty christmas tree car scent thing
black ice?
>>52635441
Shame she is sucha nice person and now she's surrounded by a toxic idealogy
>tfw no qt3.14 asian gf for christmas
>>52635447
how much did you have to pay her father?
>>52635448
gfs are for life not just for christmas x
>>52635464
Iktf.
>>52635429
bit ungrateful lad
how much did she spend raising you?
>>52635464
JUST END MY FUCKING SUFFERING ALREADY
>>52635429
>mum gives me £1200
>I spend £100 on her at Bodyshop
>when one person coughs in assembly and within a minute the whole school has chronic bronchitis
>>52635409
>>52635430
>>52635455
prawnsLADs
this is awesome
>>52635470
1 camel
2 donkeys
these primary school posts are reddit/facebook/twitter tier
>>52635464
fuck my whole life up fám
>#NHSworkingXmas
people who work in the NHS are so fucking smug
>butthole inspection day the same week as penis inspection day
>>52635322
Didn't read your post properly lel
When we played football in school, we used one big post that was holding up a sheltered roof, and a jumper
Playing football in school was always shit though, as there was a group of around 10 of us who were actually decent (one is actually a low level pro now), then other retards who couldn't kick a ball properly, yet always wanted to play anyway
>that one teacher that always wiped the board before you had finished copying it down
Got a wallet and chocolate from mum and dad and some money from the grandparents
Comfy
really aching for a wank
god not now
>>52635508
corr must have been a looker
>>52635452
We weren't allowed to clap, there was a special needs school across the other side of the playing field that joined us in assembly and it scared some of them. So, we hummed instead, a kind of agreeable hum, mmMMMmm to replace the clapping.
>>52635455
>>52635430
>>52635409
Did you cook them on the barbie?
me and the gf on christmas day
>>52635506
>awesome
fuck off yank
>>52635508
rasheed
>>52635538
yes x
>>52635321
Haha I think all mums are like that
But my mum moans about every single fucking thing, like if the dog walks into the kitchen, completely not near her, she'll scream telling him to go away
Fucks me right off
>>52635490
>and then the teacher tells you all to shut up but it starts again
>tfw not singing in assembly
got some MDE merc
Mum just asked if I'm having prawns or melon for starters
what a dumb twat who even has melon to start no wonder dad left her ahaha
>>52635509
yeah you're right we need to be discussing anime and our favorite gook pop stars more, my favorite manlet is Manly Maisie, what's yours?
>>52635517
police work on christmas
why are these cunts so self important you choose to do this job
>reflecting the sun from your watch onto the overhead at chapel
>the school wide meme of suddenly screaming "battleshield" when it comes up during 'be thou my vision'
>>52635538
nah raw
>that one singular gay kid in a form of 200 children.
Honestly think homosexuality is spreading lads. Lot more gays at school these days.
me and the gf on christmas day
>Muslims wash 5 times a day
>Still stink
Why?
got some bombay sapphire
i hate gin
>>52635567
Beesa?
>>52635522
I bet they secretly despised you for holding the rest of the class behind.
can't force my family to get along with me, can just try my best & the rest is up to them
>>52635557
why the fuck would you cook them on the barbie you caricature cunt
Why the fuck are we all on /brit/ instead of partaking in festive activities with our loved ones?
and and the gf
>tfw the teacher bends over to talk to the person next to you and her arse is within sniffing distance of your face
>>52635464
>tfw had a Jap gf for a year and a half
>She went back to Japan and had to break it off
Miss her lots lads
>>52635618
maybe if you weren't such a obnoxious cunt
>>52635631
taking a break from the film whilst my mummy does more work on the dinner
>that one teacher who would touch you and stroke your hair
h-ha those teachers are mental right lads?
>>52635582
What
Lego is like the least gender stereotyping toy out there
bit sad lads this might be my last christmas with my dad haha
>>52635587
Shagged her for a good 2 hours?
christmas poo 2015, smash that (You) button lads
(yes we all know that i'm australian and this is literal shitposting, and if you felt the need to point that out then you're an unoriginal moron)
>>52635506
>tfw see my post in a screenshot
>>52635635
#LONDON
>>52635641
>Wanting to sniff a bum
Why? Its where people shite from ffs.
>>52635587
someone put him and kent"qt" together in the room
>>52635620
because im a madman hahahaha
>>52635663
he's off to fight in the second emu war eh?
>>52635631
We're all Rasheed
Getting pissed so I can call my oneitis later and not sound like an autist
poor chewing technique
>mum comes into my room
>why is this 10 pound note rolled up anon?
>>52635704
don't think it works like that
>>52635675
thats a doozy lad
>>52635675
plase stop
>>52635704
you sound even more like an autist when you're drunk and no one is impressed m8
>Last Christmas i'll ever spend in my 20s
>>52635720
say it's a straw lad
just saw ads for Gypsy Weddings US. the fuck kind of gypsies even live in the US? they didn't look like romas and I've never heard of travellers living there
>>52635660
Yeah hated it when he did that lmao
>that jebend brummie who names her child "anon"
I have a guitar shaped tin filled with individually wrapped biscuits.
They look like coconut, will test and confirm.
>>52635660
I use to have a teacher who used to always single me out for everything, got to the stage where if I moved my desk an inch, she'd send me out of the class
I really think she wanted my dick, as after class then when I had to wait back to talk to her, she'd always be a lot more playful and jokey with me
>>52635738
grandad pls
>>52635631
was disowned cos I'm trans.
The hells your excuse?
>>52635720
why is it
>>52635741
They have a fraction of a percent of the amount of gypsies we have in europe
>Supported Corbyn to win the Labour leadership just for the lulz.
Mum thinks I was being in ironically serious.
>>52635741
They call normal Irishmen gypsy there, it's literally your countrymen getting married.
>>52635641
That one hot female teacher who would lean over you and put both her hands on either side of you on the table. Hhnng
>>52635704
I'll at least have a bit of confidence
>>52634988
Based Biebs
tfw no bomipanda for christmas
>>52635744
are you having ham sandwiches for christmas dinner senpai
>>52635770
was doing drugs with it
>>52635760
was she fit?
2016 soon
>>52635760
i had a teacher like that once
literally shouted at me because i said i wasn't talking and because the whole class was said to be talking, i was calling the teacher whose class it was a liar
heard she got cancer thank god
>>52635741
wikipedia says its US Roma gypsies
>>52635773
Pretty jealous actually, I would love that mug
Anybody ever know that feel from school when a woman teacher would turn around to write something on the board, and you could see her panties? Used to be immense bants
>>52635798
degen
>>52635055
My middle school were such cunts. Only prefects got to sit on benches. They tried to paint prefects as people you are meant to respect however no one did. They were almost always a bunch of dweebs.
In my upperschool prefects got a designated row of seats but pretty much everyone got to sit down on one regardless. Prefects weren't a special set of people they just walked people around school and into assembly.
>>52635827
why would you want to look like an old man?
>>52635798
on the cross
>>52635829
>panties
>>52635773
Not as bad as Bernie Sanders supporters haha
>>52635829
>panties
Fuck off Yank
Everyone is already drunk. I hate drinking, but I hate being sober around drunk people.
I have a few tabs of acid and a little molly, but it'll probably kill the mood since I'm supposed to have stopped using drugs.
You guys will have to do as company.
>>52635847
my gf from work doesn't think so
>>52635856
no
>>52635829
>panties
fuck off yank
>>52635853
>My middle school
what
Going to buy a bag of ket
>>52635805
Nah not really, petite though
Would've probably fucked her if given the chance haha
>>52635901
how big we talking
>>52635901
>fucking horse tranquilizer
found the real degen lads
>>52635881
>my gf from work doesn't think so
>>52635853
Seems to me that your all the resentment and failure in your life has been directly resulted from not being chosen as a prefect in school, perhaps you would like to let it all out.
>>52635829
My Y3 teacher used to either wear see through top or badly sized bras so the strap fellcdown through her sleeve. So hot to a 7 year old
>>52635908
Just a gram
>>52635917
It's also used in surgeries on humans to make their body numb
>>52635826
they must have a different idea of that a roma is cause they clearly weren't romas. didn't look like travellers either. just generic southern/western yuros
>>52635888
Absolute madman
>>52635933
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>52635901
special k on christmas
nice lad......nice
>>52635939
Post your bathroom
>>52635956
I CANT FEEL YOU THERE
anime went to shit after space bebop
got the 420th post wahey!
I know they mean well, but I have £60 in love to shop vouchers and for other shops. I literally never go to any of thoes places
I thought my family would of learnt that I'm an abnormie twat and don't shop atnnirmie shops by now
>>52636021
post toilet roll holder
>>52636018
BLAZE IT
>>52635963
>Special K-ON Christmas
Nice lad
>>52635922
Not really. Why would any one want to be a prefect. That little badge is just a target for bullying.
Stop projecting desu.
>Posting on 4chan on Christmas Day
wouldn't mind a white christmas lads tbqhwy
I AM A PREFECT
MOOOOOOOVE
NOOOOWWWWWW
>>52636049
>posting hatman memes on 4chan on christmas day
I've never received shopping vouchers as a gift desu, didn't think it was a big thing.
>got new chair for christmas
>can't lean on the back and have my feet touch the floor at the same time
hate being short hate it so much
and now my stupid uncle or something is here, really don't want to speak to him
might have a 2nd christmas wank
>>52636039
season 3 when
all this normieism I'm being subjected to is piercing my soul
>Posting pictures of men wearing fedoras on 4chan on Christmas Day
>>52636043
Yes i see anon, maybe we can talk more about your hated for this prefect title. Have you any aims or ambitions you failed to achieve? maybe likened them to the failure to achieve the prefect badge?
Who /alone/ here? My brother and ma are working.
Put a Christmas jumper on the dog and that was my only plan for the day. No one will be home till pm
>>52636070
For my Birthday is was given one of the vouchers amazon give you when you buy something from them
it was for a sample of some vegetables
cold out
irish weather
>all this normieism I'm being subjected to is piercing my soul
wanna cum all over her pretty face and then smear the cum around with the tip of my gorgeous cock
>>52636043
Every single person in our year was a prefect. Looked good on the uni application desu
>>52636100
How do you put a jumper on the dog? Is he comfortable in it? Might put one on mine desu
Been waiting since fucking 10am for a game to install.
>>52636089
There's something wrong with her eyes
Like she had plastic surgery to make them less Asian, but they fucked up
>>52636135
subscribed
>>52636135
post willy
>>52636143
get a better computer m8
>>52636063
I had great banter as a prefect in year 6
WALKKK ON THE LEFFTTTTT
>>52636141
>How do you put a jumper on the dog
The same way you put one on a person
>tfw got some clothes and books in maybe 4 presents
>my sister got like 25
fucking hell, hate being the unlikable child
>>52636161
this dick aint free
>>52636152
gooks wear weird contact lenses that make their eyes rounder
bit sad really
>>52636139
Wouldn't of worked at my school because it was like 2nd largest in the county
>my parents think a year's car insurance actually counts as a present
fuck off cunts you gave me that for nowt anyway you jews
>>52636152
literally plastic surgery
>>52636135
>I will never have a gf
>I will never have a gf that looks like this
>>52636227
>gibs me dat
at least theyre not a negro such as yourself
>>52636152
Apparently I've had eye surgery then because my eyes look like that when I am tired too
>>52636135
She's on drugs mate, she has opiate eyes.
>>52636247
you could pay to rent one just like that
HOLY FUCK LADS MAKE A NEW THREAD IT'S STRESSING ME OUT
>>52636141
He doesn't like it that much desu
>>52636272
Or maybe it's just bright outside
>>52636300
not even close to page 10
>>52636300
Why lad?
>>52636317
Nah that's opiate eyes
today ill be smart and give myself a 5-6 hours break between eating pure garbage so that i dont end the night feeling sick
>>52636295
All the escorts in my town are fucking grim though
>>52636384
good lad and merry christmas friend
>>52636475
>>52636475
>>52636475
>>52636475
did a cheeky new
FFS Brenda. Not you too. What's with this multicult choir?
