roll safe yeah edition
cara
Maisie
having a go
>Page three
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY
nige
Drinking a Christmas sherry.
Where did you get your crackers from this year?
chantelle
I loved you
>Janny is working right now
>FOR FREE
>ON CHRISTMAS
>>52631553
Harrods la x
Wonder what poleaboo is doing for Christmas
Azusa
>>52631572
Nothing because he's a paki bastard
>>52631547
Comprehensive.
About to open my present lads
I'll let you know what i got
requesting a few (You)'s please lads
ritsu a slag
>>52631569
Fuck me there are MULTIPLE jannies spending time jannying on 4chan on Christmas Day for free.
>>52631519
>>52631567
good posts
>>52631588
It a fucking lynx africa set
Merry christmas
>>52631519
>>52631533
>>52631538
>>52631545
>>52631546
>>52631547
>>52631550
>>52631553
>>52631567
>>52631569
>>52631571
>>52631572
>>52631575
>>52631582
>>52631586
>>52631588
>>52631611
>>52631619
>>52631620
Jun
>>52631626
POOEY
LYNX
LAD
Hate Christmas
Fuck my family, and illness
>>52631533
I had a dream the other night about you
Cara was there and I was asking her to get in a pic with your name written on a napkin
I was going to show it too you then
>>52631636
Do you have lynx over there?
sat steaming games to my laptop downstairs
ahhhh
had about 3 hours sleep baka
might do a nap
Daily reminder
Maisie is a fucking ogre.
>>52631620
All rasheeds
>>52631623
>wake up
>no blonde haired blue eyed collar dress wearing work gf wrapped up for me
Not happy x
Hope you have a nice christmas hehe
>>52631663
:c bad feel
you too xo
two big bars of dairy milk, don't even like it
maisie? more like munter lol
Went for a curry last night, mum says I absolutely hum of bhuna even though I've changed my clothes, showered and brushed my teeth haha wahey!
>>52631651
yeah lad course
>>52631628
ä¸é‡Žæ¢“
didnt get a gf for christmas.
>>52631582
Is he actually a paki?
>>52631649
well thats very nice
In the living room waiting for mummy to cook me a bacon roll
>>52631706
I didn't get an LFA either
>>52631677
Can't wait for all the family shit to be over so I can drink myself silly ahhahah
>>52631724
would murder for a bacon butty tBh
>>52631726
what a lexus?
Me and my little brother got a shared present this year.
Going to end it 2bh famalam
RS has found his way on to /brit/?
Roll thafe
>>52631709
He's a self hating paki
>>52631733
bit tired ;(
>>52631762
What was it senpai? A Helium tank?
Local prozzie near me charges £200 for a good 2 hours lads should I do it?
>>52631762
I got a hi-tec backpack and some chocolate
What did you and your brother get?
Who /choccy/ here?
Got some Toblerone, 2 cans of Smarties, Malteasers, and some Matchmakers
nonces, all of you
Didn't get a shy scouse bf for Christmas >_<
hanging a bit lads
came home midnight ish, stayed up till 4 still drunk, woke up at 9
not sure ill be able to stomach whatever i'll be drinking later haha
>>52631785
Playstation 4
gonna buy an iphone 6s tomorrow lads
>>52631804
please be in liverpool.
>>52631782
I'm alri only got up at like 10
>>52631704
>>52631811
wew i got a ps1 like this, it ended up on my brothers room because i didn't even have a tv
>>52631794
PS4, socks, chocolate
Better than lynx I guess
>>52631792
Why bother when you'll be done in seconds
>>52631800
fight me irl
>>52631825
sister woke me up at 9 but i didn't go to sleep until about 6
>>52631829
me on the left
>>52631811
if you're 8-16 years old that's a good one, otherwise....wew.
merry xmas guys
Why hasn't Santa come yet ;-;
>>52631832
Where is the PS4 going to live?
Have you fought over it yet?
It's a nice gift tbf
>>52631830
Not really annoyed he's like 10 years younger than me
If he starts hogging it I can just beat him up 3bh
>>52631800
do they have Christmas in Moldova?
taking pain pills on the plane getting chartered
>>52631794
>hi-tec backpack
Is it made of carbon fibre and has LED lights?
>>52631833
my house has the exact same wood flooring
fucking hate when i spill rice and it gets caught in the bevels
Wonder what kevs getting for Christmas
Hope he gets a green card
>>52631833
TFW family gives you a 'you smell' present
>>52631833
>Do you like it son?
>Hold on mum, just got to take a pic for /brit/
tfw asked for nothing and got nothing
Literally don't care one way or the other hahaha
>>52631868
less teeth, lad
tfw don't actually mind getting shower gel this year because i'm actually gonna use it now in my house and it saves me buying any
>asked for kgf
>no kgf under my tree
>>52631871
no, only new years
>>52631885
i know tf
going to spend some time with my family now lads, have a great day everyone.
>>52631900
there's never anything fun in Moldova is there?
>>52631900
Rasheed
>>52631870
older brothers are scum 2bh
Lads is there any way I can bring my computer in to the dining room during Christmas dinner? I wouldn't normally but I need to delete christmas threads on /sp/
hahhahahahahha waheeeeeey
L Y N X
>>52631932
>/sp/
just kys instead haha
is lynx a meme gift lads
Merry christmas lads
>>52631932
Yes, I did in 2013, set up my desktop on the dining room table, it was a bit awkward at times but it's definitely doable.
>>52631851
I'm 22 but unemployed. I play a lot of video games.
He's 11.
>>52631869
Actually we're sharing a room atm so it's not really an issue
>>52631940
Wouldn't be Christmas without it lad
>>52631932
Don't pretend to be a janitor you paki
>>52631940
>>52631833
>there are lads proud of getting 'you smell' presents
>>52631940
BLACKED
mum got me some aluminium-free anti-perspirant because she knows i'm on them natty-pill levels.
>>52631918
nope
it's all colourless listlessness
>>52631951
it's tradition
>>52631757
Nah a latvian fungus accountant
>>52631927
Younger brother detected
>>52631961
sounds great
>>52631977
cone to Britain la
>>52631966
Rasheed
>>52631975
I use some weapons-grade aluminium filled spray mate. Am I not natty now?
bout to go downstaris lads ill report back
>>52632002
enjoy your alzheimers my man
>>52631968
It's just "don't know what else to get" : the present
When is the queen's speech lads?
Anyone found any brats yet?
Love watching those cunts cry because they didn't get the new iphone
>>52631989
only shitholes like germany and the usa give out work visas
>>52632014
3pm GMT
doing a go
>>52632014
3pm you JF
>>52632009
cheers senpai
You're not seriously going to waste your time listening to the queen yammer on ?
>>52631519
WE WUZ SANTA N SHIT
>We know you like your comic books anon
T-thanks mum
Who's doing the channel 4 speech this year?
Mum just said dinner is at 6 o clock
WHAT THE FUCK
Already had a fryup, but I'm fucking hungry
>>52632030
Go to Germany then use free movement to get to UK
>>52632053
Not watched her since i was a kid
Is it still the same speech?
Merry Christmas lads.
>>52632080
rasheed
>>52632062
dad of the kid who drowned
>>52632079
I'm waiting to get Romanian citizenship and work in Romania famille
>>52631940
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>52632082
You too lad
>>52632109
you can be lynx buddies and shower together
>>52632080
i think we used to listen to it on the radio in the car on the way to christmas dinner, again as a cihld.
>>52632061
she loves you lad.
>>52632053
You're right lad. Let's listen to the Muslim human trafficker that killed his entire family and an entire continent for a free set of teeth on Channel 4 tell us about the true meaning of Christmas.
>>52632074
>christmas dinner
>at 6pm
what the f*ck
>>52632082
Please refrain from using this greeting.
t. paki
>>52632061
>He likes comics so we'll get him some shower gel
Do they smell nice?
what time is the queens speech on then lads
>>52632074
We start at 4 and go on for hours like dirty continentals
>>52632132
fuck off paki lol
>All these subservient runts that watch Queen Elizardbeth's speech every year
>>52632126
or you know you could switch off the tv and talk to your loved ones?
>>52632132
Fuck you Ahmed
>>52632136
>>52632152
rasheed
Dads not talking to me lads
>>52632152
God save the Queen desu.
>>52632152
this 2bh
>turn on sky news
>WOW KATE IS WEARING SUCH AND SUCH A DRESS, PRINCE PHILLIP ISN'T USING AN UMBRELLA WHILST THE QUEEN IS
>turn on RT
>talking about cocoa-bean slavery in Liberia and ISIS and shit
having a look
>>52632156
>loved ones
More like tolerated ones
>>52632109
fancy a bum?
>>52632176
mine hasnt spoke to me since i was 9 ahahahahahahahah love my dads banter sometimes x
having a think
Who's already had a few cheeky drinks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tbElDUv0M
me
>>52631940
>>52632109
Waheeeeey can I join in
>>52632192
>>52632176
My dad's dead lmao top bantz
>>52632181
Rasheed
doing a christmas (have a method)
>>52632176
banter clause in action lad
>>52632152
I was listening to LBC, which is usually quite honest about shit, but whoever was on was actually asking if the Queen, talking about Christianity, on a Christian holiday, is going to offend non-Christians and that she's "going to force Christianity on them"
Fucking made me rage
>>52632193
Didn't think Australians could have a think desu
This thread is so reddit
Fuck this I'm going back to /tv/
>>52632188
>Being over 15 and disliking being around your family
>>52632203
Least funniest youtube australian comedian going around. Recycled trash. Can't understand how people find him humorous
thats your wifey wifey wifey
i think i like her like her like her
>>52632210
>Africa
ONLY BLACKS ALLOWED
>>loved ones
>More like tolerated ones
Grandma gave me an heirloom from the 1800's and I teared up infront of the family lads
Look a proper poof
>celebrating some mudshit who would have been in ISIS if he were alive today
edgy
>>52632236
only thinking about you x
>didn't get a Terry's Chocolate Orange
time to end it lads
>>52632269
aww x
>>52632289
stop stealing my flag you wool
>>52632239
>Fuck this I'm going back to /tv/
>>52632152
I wish it was live, so she could have a heart attack and die on air, the fucking tyrant
>>52632230
Apparently the 'national secular society' slated Cameron for using the 'divisive rhetoric' that we are a Christian country
More like national paki society
>>52632289
those are the tits wouldnt blame you tbH
>>52632135
Yeah they alright I guess.
Although it was more like
>He likes comic books so lets make all his presents comic book themed
>Avengers socks with different Avengers on them
>Avengers mug
>Avengers T-shirt
>Batman pyjamas
got a watch today lads i plan to give it to my son one day x
>>52632253
he's pretty much the only australian comedian going around that's relevant outside of australia besides jim jefferies
and the janoskians if you want to count those fucking idiots
I only bought small things for everyone and still managed to spend the most
Are you lads memeing about the guy whose kid drowned doing the Christmas speech?
He literally came to Europe for free teeth. He's got relatives in fucking Canada he's hardly poverty stricken, he was just greedy
>>52632299
BOOTLE
O
O
T
L
E
Have a very merry Christmas lads
>>52632269
Faggot, and she didn't even spend anything on it, cheap whore
Does anybody eat Bounty's in celebrations?
>>52632339
Forgot ayano
reading a book
Sister and brother got 12 presents, I only got 7.
Done my absolute nut in and ruined christmas
>>52632372
yes
>>52632322
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
#essentialcollection
>>52632372
Only so nobody else can have them
night lads x
going to have a big wank
>>52632405
listening to first date right now 2bf
just sharted x
>>52632372
The only thing that should be left in a box of celebrations are the Mars bars.
Is the snowman on today?
brendan fraser
young thug
>>52632335
Speke.
>>52632372
lolno
Christmas dinner is being dished up. Only good part of the day x
>>52632339
happy holidays
>>52632474
it's 20 past 12 lad
know how shit our presents are going to be so me and my brother havent even like paid any attention to them and we're just watching telly like
Merry Christmas you kids. What did Santa get you, a new account on Minecraft?
Who else got nice chocolate?
MEMECITY
A
I
S
I
E
>>52632496
life of a poortherner
fuck off x
>>52632506
Fuck off billionaire
who's taking drugs later
>>52632493
Dinner time is a 12, lad x
>>52632474
Tad early??
>pope francis prays
fuck off, he should be shot
>>52632459
Sound, Everton or Liverpool?
>>52632506
I got toblerone and after eight, hardly call it nice chocolate though haha
>>52632532
did last night
>>52632534
Lunch is at 12
>>52632532
Snowing Charlie here already mate
awaiting a response
Glad the most depressing Christmas of my life is now over
Wish you all the best in my stead
Everyone is being mean to me ITT
Anybody just want today to be over? Lol
>>52632559
>sports
>>52632573
It's okay anon, want to hug it out?
got a mini fridge for xmas
dunno what to say
>>52632532
Already took some molly
>>52632563
Dinner at 12, tea at 5.
Just watched some norn arsh movie about an evil yank going to some rural village to try bulldoze it and build a Christmas theme park
>>52631569
FOR FREE
O
R
F
R
E
E
>>52632598
>molly
fuck off yank
>>52632593
Thanks. You say thanks to whoever got it for you.
>>52632568
Why is Christmas this year depressing for you? The main part of Christmas for me is usually seeing my granddad, but he died this year so...
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christianity is a stupid fucking belief lmao
>>52632587
>he doesn't post on /sp/ for the top bantz
>hello, I'm from Australia
>>52632618
Go to his grave, don't be a cunt
can't stand those heteronormatives
>>52632618
Spent alone and didn't eat today, probably going to be homeless in a week.
Second consecutive day I've had a dream where the cat died l-lol
>>52632640
are you scouselad from instasync or another person
>>52632669
nah, not me lad
where to watch the queens speech?
>>52632618
we used to go my grandparents grave every christmas eve, but they've both been dead over 15 years now and my mum no longer gives a shit
>Shit presents that I don't want
>but its the thought that counts
>If you had put any thought into it at all you'd know I don't want that
>Dads already trying to ruin christmas dinner by giving us less roasties because we have too much turkey
Christmas is so shit I'm mad af 2bh
>>52632701
BBC 1
absolutely smashing christmas this year tbf lads x
buzzing xoxo
orchestrating a genocide x
mum didnt even get me any presents just stuff i need anyway:
ethernet ccable because my old one broke
chalk for gym because i ran out before
she's going to take me out to buy some jeans because my old ones broke
