merry christmas edition
firmino
cold out
hold the fort gonna do a large poo brb
inb4 unfunny kev posts
VERY good edition
Happy christmas
just started snowing in islington lads
this is mental
All I want for Christmas is for her to know I exist.
What did santa bring yous?
>plebs getting lynx when i got old spice
>>52633942
is it
a bit cold out?
cold out
>>52633972
irish weather
>>52633991
sun is out though
>>52633902
nah the burgers are for second dinner
ITS NOT COLD OUT REEEEEEEEEE
fuck everybody in this thread
doing a poo innit
What do you think normies with gfs are doing RIGHT NOW lads?
>>52634002
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
>>52633942
bit jealous desu
>>52633965
i got adidas :(
>>52634017
they're probably doing normie things
Worst thread I've seen in a long time
eating guylian choclates lads
you lads seem to do an awful lot of poo's
Jeans, a jumper, a shirt, socks, a hot water bottle, a couple of theatre tickets, some medjool dates, and a private eye annual.
Not a bad Christmas 2bh, feel a bit like an old man though
>>52633934
chebs look better than usual here
Mum got me a Christmas scented air freshener for my bedroom.
cold out
Do ye have the heat on in the house?
lads someone paul walkered themselves down the road from me
>>52634055
looks like a robot fleshlight
>>52634055
you know what to do
stick your willy in it
Think I need to go up a size in jeans desu
Size 34 now lads
>>52634050
regular bowel movements are very healthy
the daily pooposting is a reminder to eat plenty of fibre
Kev is /brit/s eat meme
Turkey and gammon master race
>>52633913
anther Crap edition
my haul
https://youtu.be/64WBNa6Jl0w
Mum bought lynx unironically
Wasnt even self aware enough to get africa
>>52634098
capitalist pls go
>>52634055
thats not an air freshener lad i think your mum feels sorry for you
>>52634058
>scottsicles
>>52634098
>Sartre
post kpop
>>52634098
>haul
Hate this youtube meme
any memes lads?
>>52634093
literally looks like a fanny full of shite lad
>>52633913
still early for xmas here
One of my pals thought it'd be funny to give me the Conservative manifesto for Christmas. Raging doesn't cover it
>>52634104
I like Apollo
>>52634119
Nobody lives on top of ben nevis
>>52634149
what kind of fucking sad act life do i live where i read this and know its sara just by the mannerisms in the text.
>>52634058
>the south west
Decent scenery but truly the worst part of the country
It's 5 degrees here but it's been fucking bucketing down all morning
>>52634123
god I love memes
>>52634134
have a classic
got a few books for christmas lads what d'ya think?
>>52634185
https://youtu.be/flL5b1NaSPE
>>52634170
>Decent scenery but truly the worst part of the country
you fucking take that back
whatd you lads get for christmas?
- polo black cologne
- undies
- ankle socks (MUM i needed BLACK socks to wear with my shorts!!!)
- order for prescription sunnies that i gotta go pick out
- carharrt shorts
- $100
- $40 giftcard
- towel cause i don't have one for the beach house
and that's it lads. go ahead and and reply to this post with what you got wahey haha
>>52634194
/r/unitedkindom
>>52634175
bully
>>52634194
are these people for real though, isn't christmas a massive capitalist thing in their eyes
>>52634134
LYNX
Y
N
X
>>52634194
Gonna post the books now you've posted your toilet paper?
>>52634170
Its the best part of the country
wish dinner would hurry up so i can take my drugs alone
>>52634211
Already posted mine 2bh >>52634052
Why is it okay to sexually objectify men? I actually feel a little nervous walking past a group of girls these days as I feel like they will say something to me, and if I don't acknowledge them, they follow me
>>52634194
>no Sartre
>>52634209
I'm talking about the south west of Ireland lad
Kerry/Cork
>>52634233
That's objectively Galway
>>52634242
what type of jeans? what's a private eye annual? as in a p.i. appointment? medjool dates are pretty good. fairly surprised they're a type of fruit since they taste like something you'd make.
whats that christmas song that sounds irish and folk-y lads
>you'll never explore the middle east during the periods where it wasn't an extremist shit hole (1800s-1930s)
>>52634194
I got some ben elton genre fiction and my sister sneeres at it like it is high art the daft bint
didn't get a sersh for christmas lads
i'm your friend
>>52634299
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEzkj0tnLs
only know this because ive had to listen to it about 5 times a day at work
>>52634299
Portsmouth is all you need
>>52634338
what did you get xx
>>52634340
I don't have any friends
>>52634343
no it's instrumental
sounds a bit like portsmouth by mike oldfield
>>52634338
sershlight when?
>>52634093
Looks a bit like a fleshlight, desu...
>>52634282
Levis. If you don't know what Private Eye is you're a JF 2bh
good song lads coming through lads. if you're tentative about listening to music posted here, maybe you don't open the links often, maybe you've been lead astray but shit music one too many times, whatever your reason is i think you should just commit and listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ulZiob5I0
>>52634361
socks, aftershave, 2 sets of pjs, tshirt, a shirt for work, slippers, bathrobe, 2 posters, mousemat and some money x
how about you
>>52634383
lewd :x
>>52634363
you do now buster
>>52634393
oh wait its a satire newspaper or something isn't it? i remember the nigel farage image of him reading it, and i've watched an interview with editor in chief
eating christmas dinner in my room on my computer lads
mmmm
bum
>>52634418
go on murray
>>52634338
I got one but didn't want it so I threw it in the bin
>>52634418
literally me right now, except with a towel on my head and laptop on my lap
>>52634413
fallout 4, fifa 16, star wars t shirt, another purple cashmere jumper and my gran got me a briefcase dunno when I'm ever going to use that
what posters did you get?
>>52634418
nice to see those with learning disabilities getting a nice christmas!
Want to have a wank over some anime qts but the family are here.
i got a nice christmas jumper which lights up and some snow boots with which to stomp terrorists teeth in among many other things mainly for eating and drinking and looking nice
Got nothing for christmas lads
based god
>>52634473
how could you
>>52634479
Don't think I've ever seen somebody use a briefcase haha
got a grand budapest hotel with sershies cute face on and a gangs of new york one
stepdad butchered sershies name when he saw it haha
>>52634314
mates thought i was a literal genius because i read crime and punishment
its so weird that britain is an island
does that not wig you out?
family fighting again hahaha
>>52634495
>council estate in Sunderland
can this even be considered human?
>>52634479
briefcase wanker
haha
>>52634512
we're also an island lad
>>52634512
australia is an island you twonk
>>52634194
*tips*
>>52634527
be the rock
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/09/27/being-the-rock/
>>52634495
>pakis rape kids because thatcher privatised 3% of the NHS multiple decades ago
Going to kill myself later
>>52634512
>the Earth is literally a sphere floating in fugging space
>>52634542
>>52634543
haha just looked it up .. fucking wild haha
>>52634479
somewhere store and transport your documents lad
>mum and nan talking about the new local vicar and how they enjoyed mass last Sunday.
I'm moving back home lads. Lived in Birmingham for 8 years and they're just so degenerate compared to my home town.
Hope I can find a house to rent and a job.
>>52634194
put yourself into a rubbish bin
>>52634549
>artofmanliness
https://twitter.com/joe_murrayyy/status/680336564992520192
Amazing banter from this lad's mum
My senpai didn't buy anything for christmas this year. We have a tree and everything but we just buy our own shit during the sales.
>>52634495
>People like that actually exist
I don't know how it is possible for a human mind to get that brainwashed
haha what the actual fuck lads did you know there is a rather huge island right next to africa called madigrasscar? it's just floating there collecting dust
>>52634510
>sershies cute face
She looks like a fucking deformed rabbit
>>52634356
Shit it isnt Portsmouth is it
We now have the same issue
Life ends at 23. From then onwards its binge watching Netflix, shit relationships with people you don't love and working in a job you hate to save up money for a mortgage you will never be able to afford. We accept this as the norm because everyone else is doing it but you will realise that you've wasted your life when it's too late. You get no fulfillment from modern life. No nourishment. Just temporary love and fast films.
No1 listening to me
>>52634592
africa is objectively the best lynx scent
>>52634617
Sounds chill
>>52634607
those mental africans eh
Merry christmas lads
Already had 3 big glasses of Baileys and Bushmills
Going for dinner in a few
>>52634626
what's no2?
>>52634617
I don't hate my job. I hate that I have to work but as far as work goes it's good.
>>52634606
merry christmas frogm8
>>52634549
>art of manliness
>>52634565
>>52634626
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>being above the age of 15 and using lynx
>>52634607
pirates (the cool kind) made their own country there but then all got killed or something
look it up
>>52634630
Year 8 PE
>>52634617
thats my video theyre talking about in that image lol
>>52634642
lad there is an entire CONTINENT at the bottom of the earth that has no one there! far out!
haha islands lads
didn't get any deodorant or aftershave lads
should have made my snapchat to the girl from work more banterous 2bh
gonna wait a couple of days then try again with a new and very cheeky pic
>>52634674
>mfw this guy once cucked me in year 9 with a girl so i emptied an entire lynx can into his bag
told my science teacher i was "going to the toilet" haha
>>52634674
jej
>>52634658
>>52634573
explain whats wrong with it
>>52634662
>his family doesn't love him enough to buy him the sacred yearly ritual of buying him a lynx gift set
hahaha
>>52634692
I got less than I normally do
Only got Joop Jump, which I'll also never use like every other crimbo smelly I've got
>>52634712
its written by a woman for men
>Literally centre of the fucking world
>>52634674
>>52634714
>being common
>>52634692
me neither because my perosnal hugeione is top notch
>>52634676
Paul Storrie?
>>52634712
it's part of the whole new age school of thought to try and rekindle the notion of manliness by le epic beacon and le epic beards
>>52634692
didn't get a blonde haired blue eyed collar wearing work gf :x
>>52634674
>that knob who sprayed a full can after a PE lesson
sniper sniper sniper sniper
rifle rifle rifle rifle
>>52634732
lies & slander that
>>52634754
maybe a bit but the article i posted is fine
>>52634735
never noticed that about italy tBh be the romans would have felt like mad cunts
>>52634606
Literally no news channel, paper, would show the hebdo cartoon. We're an Islamic state waiting to happen desu
>>52634764
lol'd
wonder what pooey lynx lad got for christmas
>>52634764
And then sneaked it back into there dads cupboard when they got home.
>after rugby training
>hey m8 could i borrow your deodorant
>use it
>slam it on a coat hook on the wall
>punctures the can and it explodes and powder goes everywhere
kek
about to do my annual post-christmas dinner poo lads
wish me luck
Ha ha Santa must have delivered my kgf to the wrong house what a mad man.
>>52634764
>pulling people's shorts down for bants
>>52634764
nearly had an asthma attack tbqh
>>52634674
That one kid who always wore a £20 Argos neck chain and never trusted the teacher not to loose it.
Didn't get a Kyary Pamyu Pamyu gf lads
>>52634806
...and i just discovered that there's no toilet paper
this is going to be a shit to remember
>>52634804
>that first time in primary school when you're over at your mates house and someone uses a lynx can as a flamethrower
>>52634808
same hahahaha
>>52634800
ARE YOU HANGING UP A STOCKING ON YOUR WALL
>>52634825
>teacher always lost it to spite the little shit
Santa got me a kgf??
Just threw it straight in the bin.
PLAY THAT SAX
>>52634899
haha same
reading a book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9eZ00bRCGA
>that one bender that turned up in school uniform on non school uniform day
So does MOOK not celebrate christmas?
where are the hats?
www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-16/UN-tells-North-Korea-to-like-comment-and-subscribe
Merry christmas from /cum/ with lots of love
>>52634712
It's a site and lifestyle for the biggest dorks I've ever seen. A bunch of insecure young men want to be Patrick Bateman but in reality are like Gareth Keenan from the office.
>>52634955
why are you listening to this on christmas
>>52634978
fuck off yank
>>52634929
>beiber had to tell his fans to buy the NHS charity song instead of his
>we almost had beiber as Xmas number 1
>that one bender who shoved a can of lynx up his bumhole
>>52634978
awwwwwww how sweet xoxo
now fuck off you fat yank cunt before i bash your head in with my cricket paddle
>>52634963
always the poor person
>>52634963
fuck's sake that was me every year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7f3ssuEjA
>>52634978
foy
>>52634963
>that chav who wore neon green nike airs instead of school shoes
>christmas
so come on, what'd you get?
>>52634868
>16 years old
>>52635039
money
>sitting on the benches in year 6 looking down at all the peasants in front of you during assembly
darkest, grimmest, most depressing christmas of my life
>>52634963
>mfw told my mum it was non-uniform day and didn't go to school
Any tips on finding an escort to train me to get better at sex.
Fuck sake
Why do people keep asking if you have a gf?
>>52634565
Doesn't Ireland have a really high male suicide rate? Don't just be another fraction of a percent
>>52635058
enlighten us
>>52635046
ik, she doesn't look it though
>>52635067
i always thought they did it out of spite desu
>>52635023
And black jeans and was never there half the term.
>stealing magnesium from the chemistry labs and setting it on fire
>stealing distilled water bottles and squirting them at pedestrians on the school bus
>>52635076
She'd look good on my dick desu
Watching Philosopher's stone lads
Lots of swooshy wand tricks
>>52635064
shove a lynx can up your arse x
>>52635064
yeah don't stick a lynx up your bum
>>52635076
Asians look 16 till they're 50 when they start looking 35 tho
>>52635090
It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa
>When you were playing football on the playground and the goalkeeper would move the jumper goalposts closer together when nobody was looking
Halalled up my turkey
>>52635086
Leaving on the Bunsen burner tap and stinking out the room.
>>52635127
>>52635090
>tfw Emma turned into an annoying feminist
ffs
>>52635131
>being that kid
>>52635131
>chosen to play football with the 'lads' and tell you to be a goal post
would love to visit tibet and madgascar des
>>52635067
it's a pre-programmed normie soundbite
anyone get Christmas sex today?
I did!
haha
Merry Christmas lads
hope you're having a good 1 haha
dinner's at 2:30, hopefully should do a tasty
>>52635131
>that one kid who would kick the ball over the fence out of school boundaries
ANY NEWS
ON A
CHRISTMAS GF?
>>52635137
Stops it drying out m8.
who /parents always cook a top notch christmas lunch/ here?
>>52635146
She's more of a classical feminist than a new age one though which is fine
>>52635195
>that one mad man who would climb the fence to get it
>>52635120
true that, she's 36
FFS Granny. Why? Just why?
alri lads
Just unwrapped my present lads, look what was inside!!
>Tfw going for a curry on Christmas day
Kill me lads.
>>52635205
Mine always make extra servings in case i invite a female acquaintance round.
Needless to say in the last 27 years i have never brought company.
>>52635131
>not playing using a tree and a lamppost as the goalposts
Or if it was in a park with no pitch, there would always be trees with an acceptable gap between them
Jumpers are absolute dog shit, too many arguments about whether if it was a goal or it hit the post
>>52635226
Me 2bh fell into a spike before and it went through my hand
>>52635226
>that one mad man who would go under cars to get it
>>52635131
>that spaz who didn't understand how to play headers and volleys
>>52635226
>not going through the gap in the fence
lmfao
>>52635241
rasheed
>>52635195
Waiting for the one brave lad to jump the fence and retrieve the ball while the dinner ladys/ teachers were not looking.
Also the one kid who bought his new footaball he got for his birthday into school.
The rough kids wander over acting nice and wanting to try it, end up kicking onto the school roof.
