/just downloaded Grindr lads/ edition
First for nogf
Death to anime tbqh lads
>>52636475
merry christmas south britain :3
Merry Christmas, guys!
>>52636508
*hugs you*
>>52636515
*pours you a nice glass of mulled wine*
>back to wagecuckery on Tuesday
>>52636475
>grindr
it's shit unless you have very low standards t b h lad. sign up to manhunt.net instead
Leftists want this extinxt
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>TFW no presents and alone.
>>52636508
>>52636515
Happy holidays*
Please be more considerate.
Just got a second Lynx kit lads
reply with your postcode if you want it
>>52636536
back tomorrow tbhfamalam
haha dad got us some microwavable christmas ready meals again, i guess the Super Tenants was more important.
Me
All I want for Christmas is for her to know I exist.
;_;
>>52636555
SW1A 1AA
Bit drunk ladds
>>52636475
bad post
>>52636492
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>>52636536
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>>52636572
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>>52636615
>>52636622
good posts
>>52636602
get back to /tv/ haha
>spent £30-40 per present, getting everyone a bottle of fancy booze
>receive 2 copies of the same book, a shoe repair kit, a wilko umbrella, and a hat I'll never wear.
T-thanks, family
>>52636640
ye guess i can spare a bit of change on christmas haha
Lizzy soon
BIG
I
G
LIZ
I
Z
>>52636648
Merry christmas pal
>>52636656
bad post
>>52636655
what book?
what does everyone think of radioheads new song spectre?
Apparently they were approached to write it
I think it's fucking amazing, sounds like their original stuff.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/25/10665198/radiohead-spectre-james-bond-theme
*yawns and stretches out* x3
>>52636536
tfw back in tomorrow
first day in 19 I get off is today and that's only because work is literally closed
Just had Christmas din dins lads
Turkey with bacon
Very haram pigs in blankets
Roast parsnips
Roast potato
Yorkshire pud
Stuffing
>>52636655
>£300 cash
>£50 steam voucher
>paintballing day out for 4
>two pairs of trousers and a jacket
bow down to me pleb. your family don't love you tbqh
>new watch
>bottle of scotch
>box of different beers
>christmas tree car scent thing
>various toiletries and socks and shit
LINK TO LIZ PLEASE
>>52636674
you too xx
QUEENS MESSAGE LADS
LISTEN UP
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
LONG LIVE HRM
HUSSAR
christmas dinner was a load of shit
barely ate any of it, mash was lumpy
thanks for ruining christmas again mum
>>52636689
>working
>on a Saturday
>>52636697
>Yorkshire pud
Not at Christmas lad
>>52636678
The new Bill Bryson. The road to little dribbling.
WE /LIZ/ NOW
pretty hype for the Queen lads
Watching Dear Zachary this Christmas day
Do people in the commonwealth realms listen to Our Liz Crimbo message?
fuck the queen 2bh
Fuck the queen desu lads
The queen is looking ravishing as usual.
>>52636727
what did he mean by this?
watching hoarders. makes me want to take a shower
Can sopmeone give me a link to lizs speech please?
When is queen?
Going to bed. Goodnight all. Merry Christmas.
>>52636753
Calm down Paddy, your Guinness will be ready in a minute.
>past 3pm
>parents havent even put the pigs in blankets & stuffing in the oven
oh fuck off talking shit about the queen
can you really just fuck off back to pakistan?
>>52636681
i like it
they always did good songs for films
>>52636753
You know you could always go on /eire/ for christmas, i heard that general worked out really well.
GOSPEL OF JOHN
guessing you didn't get a tv for crimbo haha
the poverty in ireland is real
fuck the queen
>Queen quoting Bible
OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS!
>>52636655
>wanted a ps2
>got lara croft, a big books of random facts, head phones and chocolate
>buy a ps3 on amazon straight after
>>52636765
>his family doesn't sit around the wireless to listen to Her Majesty
Rasheed
>>52636805
>t. Raj
>>52636806
>says christmas is for all faiths and none straight after
Elizacuck
You all fucking better be standing
>I am not watching the Queen's speech
Rasheed.
>>52636475
Inb4 migrants in queens speech
>>52636773
She just finished
>>52636851
am I fuck
lads, my brother in law is doing me nut. he keeps pulling his phone out and showing whoever's near him 'funny' videos. but there's music already on, or the tv's on, and he just plays his shit at full volume anyway so there's just this high pitched tinny shit sound clashing with everything. he's ruining christmas t b h. lad's got no sense of when that shit's appropriate.
Queen on I repeat queen is on
>>52636852
>watching elizacuck
>>52636845
>forcing our christian traditions upon other religions
>that pic of babby George behind her
aw
>>52636851
watching spectre and eating a steak pie
Considering she's been doing this for about 100 years, you'd have thought by now she'd have learned how to not sound so fucking monotonous.
>>52636872
Got a mate that does this. Doesn't even talk to anyone just sits watching shitty vine videos while we are all playing chess or the guitar.
tune this lads
can i watch the queen or do i have to be a pommy with a tv licence?
>>52636872
Tell him to keep that unilad tier shit to himself la
>6 white kids to 4 shitskins
WE WIN LADS UK IS WHITE
Loverly diverse choir
>those multiracial choir boys
lads I am fucking triggered
this kid can't fucking sing
why are those toff cunt kids pronouncing R's like that
fuck the queen
>black and mudslime choir boys
>all those niggers and pakis in the choir
end of days lads
>two black kids lead the choir group after the queens speech
Great Britain ladies and gentlemen
>>52636805
would have done when she was younger, queeny was bang tidy in her day tbf
Not diverse enough desu
>>52636872
t. my youngest brother
SO DIVERSE
Fucks sake lads went for a nap at 11am and just woke up haha
Missed the queen's speech I guess
Completely fucking raging that they got pakis to sing.
FUCK OFF SHOVING YOUR MULTICULTURAL BOLLOCKS DOWN OUR THROATS AND RUINING CHRISTMAS
>>52636851
My dad is basically a militant atheist republican.
He forbids us for watching or listening to our Liz. We had the telly on a different channel but the radio was on radio 2, so when it started, he got up and turned the radio off
>>52636930
reeeeeee
>that nigger at the back not even singing
dad got me a tube of colgate for christmas lads. wasn't even a full tube. half of it was gone
wizard of oz is starting on Channel 5 now lads
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=channel+5
missed the queen just now sorry lads
1-3 Watch Brave
4-6 Play vidya
7-9 Stay here and shit post
0 Kill myself
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eheheheh niggers.
>Bongistan
>christian
kek
RIGHT WING RACIST MONARCH WHEN
CBA WITH THESE CHOIRS
>>52636963
tell me your address so i can beat some sense into your dad
>>52636987
have a wank
God save the Queen desu
Gonna perform a Christmas wank x
>>52636993
why did you screen cap that
>>52636913
>>52636901
cunt was even doing during christmas dinner. actual christmas dinner and he's got his phone out going 'hurr look at this video of will ferrel'. fucking animal t b h
i'm not watching the queen's address because no one gave me a link
thanks pricks
>>52636933
did one of them do a christmas related rap?
>people actually call you rasheed for not watching cucks speech
>"let the muzzies in"
>"let muzzies have christmas"
>"let muzzies and niggers be in our choirs"
>>52637021
For posterity purposes, I can see next years Brit:JF ratio being far worse.
>>52636993
CULTURAL DIVERSITY
who /wearingcrackerhat/ here
got a big head haha doesn't really fit
>>52637028
Is his name Mark?
>>52637030
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
this is what we're watching it on
or the actual telly, or the wireless
>>52637030
Savages aren't allowed.
>>52637045
t. Rasheed
>>52637007
25 Curry Street, Bradford, West Yorkshire BR12 7GT
God Save Cheeky Charles, fuck off Liz
>pakis singing about Jesus
They're probably Christian 2bh
>>52637007
>attack someone for having different beliefs to you
Fuck off rasheed
Just had a proper fat Christmas dinner lads.
>>52637021
he's a pedo
gf just sent me this
>>52637072
you fucking prick
reporting you for doxxing me
if you didnt just watch the queens speech with at least 2 other family members present then you can get the FUCK out my country you rasheed twat
everyone should watch the K-on film desu. great Christmas /brit/ treat.
>Queen literally forcing pakis to convert to Christianity and sing about Jesus
>>52637060
thomas t b h
>>52637065
>only available in UK
wow holy shit i'm a commonwealth citizen and the queen is my official head of state
fuck you too britain
>>52637086
spooky eyes
>>52637090
no
gonna watch a british cartoon cuz i'm not a chinky cunt
>>52637089
my dad's making Christmas dinner and me mum's an apathetic edgy fedora
watched it with my sister tho x
>>52637098
She's finally being useful again.
Going to China in a few years and I'll proabaly be there for Christmas
I hope I can get Lizzes Christmas speech while there
It wouldn't be the same with out her
>i'm a commonwealth citizen
>I post on Christmas day
>>52637104
i've been cucked by the bbc in fucking england
>people actually watching some old bat yammer on about inane rubbish
so british lol!
>>52637090
Too sad for Christmas desu, I always cry at the end
>>52637089
Whole family watched nan said "always love the queen". Earlier mum and nan were talking about the new Town vicar.
Very British here
>>52636882
is she on?
>>52637090
I've been putting it for ages, I'll watch it soon.
>>52637144
>t. Ahmed or Wzcyskiskiski
(delete as appropriate)
>>52637140
>for legal reasons
what reasons exactly
>>52637086
>tfw fat gf
the anal game ridiculous tho
>>52637089
why would you need to watch it with their presents?
>>52637125
kill yourself this Christmas.
>>52637145
emotions are good lad, brings the family closer together.
>>52637170
now
Christian country confirmed
>>52637099
I got a wooden Thomas train today
>>52637140
hola, la
>having to proxy your own country
wew
>>52636984
dad got me lube for christmas...
cold out
>>52637182
fat girls are always more adventurous and up for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKD2sEX3TO8
>>52637194
It's almost boxing day where I am. Seeing more family tomorrow for gifts, I'll watch it tomorrow afternoon.
>>52637194
>waitrose
fuck off billionaires
>>52637182
it's Christmas day for goodness sake shut up about sodomy, be degenerate some other day you stupid yank
>>52637174
Poles fucking love the Queen and then royal family
It's weird 2bh
>>52637176
I haven't the foggiest desu
>mfw athiest celebrate Christmas
>>52637089
just watched it with my catholic scottish grandad and catholic irish nan and they both loved it 2bh nan particularly likes the queen x
>>52637176
Something to do with ITN probably
>>52637276
Deal with it Chung
Did the queen talk about the dangers of mulisms and isis lads?
>>52637276
>mfw I'm an atheist and I celebrate christmas
You know the easiest way to sex with a girl? Buy her "sexy underwear"
Going to fuck a girl tonight after we exchange presents
>>52637276
>tfw fedora tipper but I celebrate and uphold Christian values in society
>>52637250
guess its because they dont have their own
>>52637140
>>52637176
showing films online
Always been like this with the BBC
>>52637315
no she's a fucking cuck of course she didn't
>be literal queen of united Kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland defender of the faith
>get 10 minute slot
>be strictly come Dancing
>be on like an hour
>>52637317
gonna try this with me mum later
thanks mate
At the aunts place for Christmas lads. Bored desu
>>52637356
no one cares about the queen
>>52637317
Are you that sure la?
>>52637317
Won't girls find that weird?
Hey lads, you know that thin muscle you can see under your tongue when you curl it up?
Imagine if someone snipped it in half with scissors! Haha
hows gf 2015 going lads?
>>52637317
you bought a girl who isn't your gf sexy underwear or is she your gf?
I feel that they'd just find it odd if they weren't your gf
>>52637412
delete this
Just realised that qt isn't my friend anymore. Weird feel lads.
>>52637412
Complete.
>>52637412
still pretty positive
got 6 days left to find a gf
I guess it only really takes 1 day if you think about it so i have 6 opportunities
i can't believe it
>>52637412
>england
set it to your county you mug
>>52637411
I saw a snuff picture when i was younger of someone ripping someones tongue out like that.
wanted one of the new samsung slagbots for christmas, all I got was loneliness and depression ;_;
What'd you get lads?
I got some money, some socks, some body stuff, a book (dat new book smell) and somebody got me a £100 pen
I didn't know that £100 pens existed but it's fucking amazing. I've gone from spastic 4 year old to eloquent old man in my writing style
Cheered me right up, such a nice and unique present I'll keep forever
>>52637493
>such a nice and unique present I'll keep forever
until i fucking rob it
>>52637493
*snatches pen*
*runs outside*
*throws it down a drain*
>>52637514
Wahey better not lad that's not very nice desu :(
You can take my socks
>>52637493
Clothes.
Steambux
Amazonbux
and a new coffee machine
good christmas.
post chav slags
>I love this present, I'll keep it forever and ever
just had a look
Feel sorry for thoes poor sods in Cumbria who's houses have flooded on Christmas day
>>52637493
Have you been writing in biro all your life lad?
>>52637542
said no one ever
And now for something moral
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2015/12/christmas-for-grown-ups.html
>>52637375
>>52637382
>>52637426
Well we're not together but we are fucking at the moment
Like she's not coming over for dinner or anything, but we'll meet up tonight and exchange presents and do our own shit later
>>52637493
New phone, clothes, wallets, a brave new world by aldous huxley, the coming of the third reich by richard evans, electric shaver
>>52637521
Wew, bit mean
>>52637535
Not bad tbf, steambux is a great copout present
>>52637553
Yes but I've never spent much on a pen or bothered because I just have the world's shittest handwriting
arse
>>52637493
Socks, sunglasses and some money. All very good. A few small time entertainment things too but that's fine because I'm hard to get gifts for good. Good haul.
>>52637452
4chanX changed it. ill change it just 4 u
>>52637548
>building a house on a literal floodplane
>>52637548
it's their own fault for buying a house near a river tbqh
you have to not be a complete retard sometimes in life
I saw Azusa at a 7/11 in Toyosato yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos of anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and stuck her fingers down my throat. I tried to push her off, but she knocked me to the ground and sat on my chest.
She took her fingers out of my throat and started spitting on my face, she had so much spit I don't know how her mouth could produced so much. Before my entire face was covered in saliva.
"Want a picture now, bitch?" she started screaming. "Want me to wear cat ears, faggot?"
She started punching me in the crotch and screaming, "I'm a lesbian, you pig! I'll skull fuck you!"
She got up off of me and grabbed my legs, she started pulling me down the isle by my feet while yelling aimlessly about the taste of semen. Suddenly she dropped me and started taking off her shirt. She wasn't wearing any bra underneath, and her tits were right there in front of me. Then she grabbed a bottle of mustard from the shelf next to her, unscrewed the cap, and started pouring it all over her tits.
She went in to stomp my face, it was then I noticed she was barefoot, but slipped on all the saliva. She ate shit and fell on me, her mustard covered tits smacked against my face.
doing a post
>>52637535
yeah i got a £50 steam voucher. some venezualan guy in a /carib/ thread i went into was saying how much he wanted csgo but he couldn't get enough USD in his shitty commie country to buy it. might try and find him and unironically gift him a copy
>tfw when the local paki shop is open til 11pm
what alcohol shall i purchase lads
>>52637493
Wallet, money, chocolate
>>52637588
quality post
I actually feel quite ill, but if I tell everyone I don't feel well and would rather skip dinner, they'll just think I'm dodging it
Fuck sake
>>52637605
la why
Don't make me remember good /mu/.
Who doing Korean gf 2016
Got some pants lads
bit mean
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3374018/Go-school-b-h-Girl-11-receives-Christmas-card-vile-mother-posts-Facebook.html
>>52637624
The queen would be proud of you, lad
Now if only Steam would quit being a shit and let me redeem it.
raining lads haha
>>52637605
Made my Willy hard 2bh
>>52637654
right here la
having a look
>>52637662
>Canadian gas mask with SS hat
Lmao
>>52637672
why are kids so mean
manifesting a wank
>prime TV time
>fuck all on
>>52637762
>TV
E L I T E
>>52637758
with your penis?
>>52637572
i have no idea what i just read
>>52637654
already got two of them
>>52637548
maybe god misheard them when praying for a wet christmas instead of white christmas.
>>52637762
>TV
Hello Grandad
>>52637796
Is there some kind of running competition for people on /brit/ to find the worst possible Lynx "m8 u stink" present?
>>52637801
no with my vagina, i'm a girl
really wish there was a word for female masturbation that's as snappy as "wank"
>watching tv
lmao
>>52637605
thats lies, she'd never do something like that
>>52637796
POOEY
Apple sauce wasn't bramley
Thoroughly pissed off
>>52637796
you must really need a shower lad.
>>52637803
Fresh tosh from Peter Cuckens
>>52637838
schlick
Patents and nan are literally watching the wizard of Oz and all I have is my phone to entertain me
