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/just downloaded Grindr lads/ edition
First for nogf
Death to anime tbqh lads
>>52636475
merry christmas south britain :3
Merry Christmas, guys!
>>52636508
*hugs you*
>>52636515
*pours you a nice glass of mulled wine*
>back to wagecuckery on Tuesday
>>52636475
>grindr
it's shit unless you have very low standards t b h lad. sign up to manhunt.net instead
Leftists want this extinxt
>TFW no presents and alone.
>>52636508
>>52636515
Happy holidays*
Please be more considerate.
Just got a second Lynx kit lads
reply with your postcode if you want it
>>52636536
back tomorrow tbhfamalam
haha dad got us some microwavable christmas ready meals again, i guess the Super Tenants was more important.
All I want for Christmas is for her to know I exist.
;_;
>>52636555
SW1A 1AA
Bit drunk ladds
>>52636475
bad post
>>52636492
>>52636501
>>52636502
>>52636508
>>52636515
>>52636529
>>>
>Anonymous 12/25/15(Fri)16:55:48 No.5263652
>>52636536
>>52636539
>>52636540
>>52636548
>>52636553
>>52636554
>>52636555
>>52636558
>>52636570
>>52636572
>>52636595
>>52636602
>>52636615
>>52636622
good posts
>>52636602
get back to /tv/ haha
>spent £30-40 per present, getting everyone a bottle of fancy booze
>receive 2 copies of the same book, a shoe repair kit, a wilko umbrella, and a hat I'll never wear.
T-thanks, family
>>52636640
ye guess i can spare a bit of change on christmas haha
Lizzy soon
BIG
I
G
LIZ
I
Z
>>52636648
Merry christmas pal
>>52636656
bad post
>>52636655
what book?
what does everyone think of radioheads new song spectre?
Apparently they were approached to write it
I think it's fucking amazing, sounds like their original stuff.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/25/10665198/radiohead-spectre-james-bond-theme
*yawns and stretches out* x3
>>52636536
tfw back in tomorrow
first day in 19 I get off is today and that's only because work is literally closed
Just had Christmas din dins lads
Turkey with bacon
Very haram pigs in blankets
Roast parsnips
Roast potato
Yorkshire pud
Stuffing
>>52636655
>£300 cash
>£50 steam voucher
>paintballing day out for 4
>two pairs of trousers and a jacket
bow down to me pleb. your family don't love you tbqh
>new watch
>bottle of scotch
>box of different beers
>christmas tree car scent thing
>various toiletries and socks and shit
LINK TO LIZ PLEASE
>>52636674
you too xx
QUEENS MESSAGE LADS
LISTEN UP
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
LONG LIVE HRM
HUSSAR
christmas dinner was a load of shit
barely ate any of it, mash was lumpy
thanks for ruining christmas again mum
>>52636689
>working
>on a Saturday
>>52636697
>Yorkshire pud
Not at Christmas lad
>>52636678
The new Bill Bryson. The road to little dribbling.
WE /LIZ/ NOW
pretty hype for the Queen lads
Watching Dear Zachary this Christmas day
Do people in the commonwealth realms listen to Our Liz Crimbo message?
fuck the queen 2bh
Fuck the queen desu lads
The queen is looking ravishing as usual.
>>52636727
what did he mean by this?
watching hoarders. makes me want to take a shower
Can sopmeone give me a link to lizs speech please?
When is queen?
Going to bed. Goodnight all. Merry Christmas.
>>52636753
Calm down Paddy, your Guinness will be ready in a minute.
>past 3pm
>parents havent even put the pigs in blankets & stuffing in the oven
oh fuck off talking shit about the queen
can you really just fuck off back to pakistan?
>>52636681
i like it
they always did good songs for films
>>52636753
You know you could always go on /eire/ for christmas, i heard that general worked out really well.
GOSPEL OF JOHN
guessing you didn't get a tv for crimbo haha
the poverty in ireland is real
fuck the queen
>Queen quoting Bible
OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS!
>>52636655
>wanted a ps2
>got lara croft, a big books of random facts, head phones and chocolate
>buy a ps3 on amazon straight after
>>52636765
>his family doesn't sit around the wireless to listen to Her Majesty
Rasheed
>>52636805
>t. Raj
>>52636806
>says christmas is for all faiths and none straight after
Elizacuck
You all fucking better be standing
>I am not watching the Queen's speech
Rasheed.
>>52636475
Inb4 migrants in queens speech
>>52636773
She just finished
>>52636851
am I fuck
lads, my brother in law is doing me nut. he keeps pulling his phone out and showing whoever's near him 'funny' videos. but there's music already on, or the tv's on, and he just plays his shit at full volume anyway so there's just this high pitched tinny shit sound clashing with everything. he's ruining christmas t b h. lad's got no sense of when that shit's appropriate.
Queen on I repeat queen is on
>>52636852
>watching elizacuck
>>52636845
>forcing our christian traditions upon other religions
>that pic of babby George behind her
aw
>>52636851
watching spectre and eating a steak pie
Considering she's been doing this for about 100 years, you'd have thought by now she'd have learned how to not sound so fucking monotonous.
>>52636872
Got a mate that does this. Doesn't even talk to anyone just sits watching shitty vine videos while we are all playing chess or the guitar.
tune this lads
can i watch the queen or do i have to be a pommy with a tv licence?
>>52636872
Tell him to keep that unilad tier shit to himself la
>6 white kids to 4 shitskins
WE WIN LADS UK IS WHITE
Loverly diverse choir
>those multiracial choir boys
lads I am fucking triggered
this kid can't fucking sing
why are those toff cunt kids pronouncing R's like that
fuck the queen
>black and mudslime choir boys
>all those niggers and pakis in the choir
end of days lads
>two black kids lead the choir group after the queens speech
Great Britain ladies and gentlemen
>>52636805
would have done when she was younger, queeny was bang tidy in her day tbf
Not diverse enough desu
>>52636872
t. my youngest brother
SO DIVERSE
Fucks sake lads went for a nap at 11am and just woke up haha
Missed the queen's speech I guess
Completely fucking raging that they got pakis to sing.
FUCK OFF SHOVING YOUR MULTICULTURAL BOLLOCKS DOWN OUR THROATS AND RUINING CHRISTMAS
>>52636851
My dad is basically a militant atheist republican.
He forbids us for watching or listening to our Liz. We had the telly on a different channel but the radio was on radio 2, so when it started, he got up and turned the radio off
>>52636930
reeeeeee
>that nigger at the back not even singing
dad got me a tube of colgate for christmas lads. wasn't even a full tube. half of it was gone
wizard of oz is starting on Channel 5 now lads
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=channel+5
missed the queen just now sorry lads
1-3 Watch Brave
4-6 Play vidya
7-9 Stay here and shit post
0 Kill myself
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_20.59_[2015.10.12_21.50.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XnckZV0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv snapshot 20.59 [2015.10.12 21.50.17]")
eheheheh niggers.
>Bongistan
>christian
kek
RIGHT WING RACIST MONARCH WHEN
CBA WITH THESE CHOIRS
>>52636963
tell me your address so i can beat some sense into your dad
>>52636987
have a wank
God save the Queen desu
Gonna perform a Christmas wank x
>>52636993
why did you screen cap that
>>52636913
>>52636901
cunt was even doing during christmas dinner. actual christmas dinner and he's got his phone out going 'hurr look at this video of will ferrel'. fucking animal t b h
i'm not watching the queen's address because no one gave me a link
thanks pricks
>>52636933
did one of them do a christmas related rap?
>people actually call you rasheed for not watching cucks speech
>"let the muzzies in"
>"let muzzies have christmas"
>"let muzzies and niggers be in our choirs"
>>52637021
For posterity purposes, I can see next years Brit:JF ratio being far worse.
>>52636993
CULTURAL DIVERSITY
who /wearingcrackerhat/ here
got a big head haha doesn't really fit
>>52637028
Is his name Mark?
>>52637030
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
this is what we're watching it on
or the actual telly, or the wireless
>>52637030
Savages aren't allowed.
>>52637045
t. Rasheed
>>52637007
25 Curry Street, Bradford, West Yorkshire BR12 7GT
God Save Cheeky Charles, fuck off Liz
>pakis singing about Jesus
They're probably Christian 2bh
>>52637007
>attack someone for having different beliefs to you
Fuck off rasheed
Just had a proper fat Christmas dinner lads.
>>52637021
he's a pedo
gf just sent me this
>>52637072
you fucking prick
reporting you for doxxing me
if you didnt just watch the queens speech with at least 2 other family members present then you can get the FUCK out my country you rasheed twat
everyone should watch the K-on film desu. great Christmas /brit/ treat.
>Queen literally forcing pakis to convert to Christianity and sing about Jesus
>>52637060
thomas t b h
>>52637065
>only available in UK
wow holy shit i'm a commonwealth citizen and the queen is my official head of state
fuck you too britain
>>52637086
spooky eyes
>>52637090
no
gonna watch a british cartoon cuz i'm not a chinky cunt
>>52637089
my dad's making Christmas dinner and me mum's an apathetic edgy fedora
watched it with my sister tho x
>>52637098
She's finally being useful again.
Going to China in a few years and I'll proabaly be there for Christmas
I hope I can get Lizzes Christmas speech while there
It wouldn't be the same with out her
>i'm a commonwealth citizen
>I post on Christmas day
>>52637104
i've been cucked by the bbc in fucking england
>people actually watching some old bat yammer on about inane rubbish
so british lol!
>>52637090
Too sad for Christmas desu, I always cry at the end
>>52637089
Whole family watched nan said "always love the queen". Earlier mum and nan were talking about the new Town vicar.
Very British here
>>52636882
is she on?
>>52637090
I've been putting it for ages, I'll watch it soon.
>>52637144
>t. Ahmed or Wzcyskiskiski
(delete as appropriate)
>>52637140
>for legal reasons
what reasons exactly
>>52637086
>tfw fat gf
the anal game ridiculous tho
>>52637089
why would you need to watch it with their presents?
>>52637125
kill yourself this Christmas.
>>52637145
emotions are good lad, brings the family closer together.
>>52637170
now
Christian country confirmed
>>52637099
I got a wooden Thomas train today
>>52637140
hola, la
>having to proxy your own country
wew
>>52636984
dad got me lube for christmas...
cold out
>>52637182
fat girls are always more adventurous and up for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKD2sEX3TO8
>>52637194
It's almost boxing day where I am. Seeing more family tomorrow for gifts, I'll watch it tomorrow afternoon.
>>52637194
>waitrose
fuck off billionaires
>>52637182
it's Christmas day for goodness sake shut up about sodomy, be degenerate some other day you stupid yank
>>52637174
Poles fucking love the Queen and then royal family
It's weird 2bh
>>52637176
I haven't the foggiest desu
>mfw athiest celebrate Christmas
>>52637089
just watched it with my catholic scottish grandad and catholic irish nan and they both loved it 2bh nan particularly likes the queen x
>>52637176
Something to do with ITN probably
>>52637276
Deal with it Chung
Did the queen talk about the dangers of mulisms and isis lads?
>>52637276
>mfw I'm an atheist and I celebrate christmas
You know the easiest way to sex with a girl? Buy her "sexy underwear"
Going to fuck a girl tonight after we exchange presents
>>52637276
>tfw fedora tipper but I celebrate and uphold Christian values in society
>>52637250
guess its because they dont have their own
>>52637140
>>52637176
showing films online
Always been like this with the BBC
>>52637315
no she's a fucking cuck of course she didn't
>be literal queen of united Kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland defender of the faith
>get 10 minute slot
>be strictly come Dancing
>be on like an hour
>>52637317
gonna try this with me mum later
thanks mate
At the aunts place for Christmas lads. Bored desu
>>52637356
no one cares about the queen
>>52637317
Are you that sure la?
>>52637317
Won't girls find that weird?
Hey lads, you know that thin muscle you can see under your tongue when you curl it up?
Imagine if someone snipped it in half with scissors! Haha
hows gf 2015 going lads?
>>52637317
you bought a girl who isn't your gf sexy underwear or is she your gf?
I feel that they'd just find it odd if they weren't your gf
>>52637412
delete this
Just realised that qt isn't my friend anymore. Weird feel lads.
>>52637412
Complete.
>>52637412
still pretty positive
got 6 days left to find a gf
I guess it only really takes 1 day if you think about it so i have 6 opportunities
i can't believe it
>>52637412
>england
set it to your county you mug
>>52637411
I saw a snuff picture when i was younger of someone ripping someones tongue out like that.
wanted one of the new samsung slagbots for christmas, all I got was loneliness and depression ;_;
What'd you get lads?
I got some money, some socks, some body stuff, a book (dat new book smell) and somebody got me a £100 pen
I didn't know that £100 pens existed but it's fucking amazing. I've gone from spastic 4 year old to eloquent old man in my writing style
Cheered me right up, such a nice and unique present I'll keep forever
>>52637493
>such a nice and unique present I'll keep forever
until i fucking rob it
>>52637493
*snatches pen*
*runs outside*
*throws it down a drain*
>>52637514
Wahey better not lad that's not very nice desu :(
You can take my socks
>>52637493
Clothes.
Steambux
Amazonbux
and a new coffee machine
good christmas.
post chav slags
>I love this present, I'll keep it forever and ever
just had a look
Feel sorry for thoes poor sods in Cumbria who's houses have flooded on Christmas day
>>52637493
Have you been writing in biro all your life lad?
>>52637542
said no one ever
And now for something moral
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2015/12/christmas-for-grown-ups.html
>>52637375
>>52637382
>>52637426
Well we're not together but we are fucking at the moment
Like she's not coming over for dinner or anything, but we'll meet up tonight and exchange presents and do our own shit later
>>52637493
New phone, clothes, wallets, a brave new world by aldous huxley, the coming of the third reich by richard evans, electric shaver
>>52637521
Wew, bit mean
>>52637535
Not bad tbf, steambux is a great copout present
>>52637553
Yes but I've never spent much on a pen or bothered because I just have the world's shittest handwriting
arse
>>52637493
Socks, sunglasses and some money. All very good. A few small time entertainment things too but that's fine because I'm hard to get gifts for good. Good haul.
>>52637452
4chanX changed it. ill change it just 4 u
>>52637548
>building a house on a literal floodplane
>>52637548
it's their own fault for buying a house near a river tbqh
you have to not be a complete retard sometimes in life
I saw Azusa at a 7/11 in Toyosato yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos of anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and stuck her fingers down my throat. I tried to push her off, but she knocked me to the ground and sat on my chest.
She took her fingers out of my throat and started spitting on my face, she had so much spit I don't know how her mouth could produced so much. Before my entire face was covered in saliva.
"Want a picture now, bitch?" she started screaming. "Want me to wear cat ears, faggot?"
She started punching me in the crotch and screaming, "I'm a lesbian, you pig! I'll skull fuck you!"
She got up off of me and grabbed my legs, she started pulling me down the isle by my feet while yelling aimlessly about the taste of semen. Suddenly she dropped me and started taking off her shirt. She wasn't wearing any bra underneath, and her tits were right there in front of me. Then she grabbed a bottle of mustard from the shelf next to her, unscrewed the cap, and started pouring it all over her tits.
She went in to stomp my face, it was then I noticed she was barefoot, but slipped on all the saliva. She ate shit and fell on me, her mustard covered tits smacked against my face.
doing a post
>>52637535
yeah i got a £50 steam voucher. some venezualan guy in a /carib/ thread i went into was saying how much he wanted csgo but he couldn't get enough USD in his shitty commie country to buy it. might try and find him and unironically gift him a copy
>tfw when the local paki shop is open til 11pm
what alcohol shall i purchase lads
>>52637493
Wallet, money, chocolate
>>52637588
quality post
I actually feel quite ill, but if I tell everyone I don't feel well and would rather skip dinner, they'll just think I'm dodging it
Fuck sake
>>52637605
la why
Don't make me remember good /mu/.
Who doing Korean gf 2016
Got some pants lads
bit mean
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3374018/Go-school-b-h-Girl-11-receives-Christmas-card-vile-mother-posts-Facebook.html
>>52637624
The queen would be proud of you, lad
Now if only Steam would quit being a shit and let me redeem it.
raining lads haha
>>52637605
Made my Willy hard 2bh
>>52637654
right here la
having a look
>>52637662
>Canadian gas mask with SS hat
Lmao
>>52637672
why are kids so mean
manifesting a wank
>prime TV time
>fuck all on
>>52637762
>TV
E L I T E
>>52637758
with your penis?
>>52637572
i have no idea what i just read
>>52637654
already got two of them
>>52637548
maybe god misheard them when praying for a wet christmas instead of white christmas.
>>52637762
>TV
Hello Grandad
>>52637796
Is there some kind of running competition for people on /brit/ to find the worst possible Lynx "m8 u stink" present?
>>52637801
no with my vagina, i'm a girl
really wish there was a word for female masturbation that's as snappy as "wank"
>watching tv
lmao
>>52637605
thats lies, she'd never do something like that
>>52637796
POOEY
Apple sauce wasn't bramley
Thoroughly pissed off
>>52637796
you must really need a shower lad.
>>52637803
Fresh tosh from Peter Cuckens
>>52637838
schlick
Patents and nan are literally watching the wizard of Oz and all I have is my phone to entertain me
>>52637838
post feet
>>52637863
no that's shit and i'm pretty sure that's grounds for "fuck off yank" retaliation
>>52637838
fudding or frigging
>Spectre.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi
>Spectre.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi
>Spectre.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi
>Spectre.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi
>Spectre.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi
>Spectre.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi
>>52637883
cheeky finger
>>52637870
wizard of Oz is GOAT you twat
>>52637883
Just say wank, whats the problem?
>>52637846
you obviously don't know her as well as you think.
minions slippers...
thanks...
they're actually really comfy
but they're minions
>>52637895
>avi
nty
>>52637895
Downloaded it about 5 hours ago lad
>>52637572
there's no way those words he just wrote make a sentence
>>52636475
anime
got a joke lads
what did father christmas say when he saw your mum, your nan, and your sister?
"ho ho ho"
lol
>>52637858
>As children, we came to it through presents and rich food (in the austere Protestant Britain in which I grew up this brief period of luxury and affluence was far more separate from normal time than it is now).
Is peter Hitchens just a Fedora clad oldfag?
Lads when I was younger I remember this thing before films in the cinema scaring me slightly, it was a poker with a star on it that slams into the screen I think? I seem to remember it being Carlton films or something but I can't find anything.
Any ideas?
>>52637932
hehehe
>>52637932
Haha
Will maplin be open today la
got £1887 for my christmas bonus
idk what to spend it on
got too much money just sitting in my bank
>>52637932
oi
>>52637932
good one!^ ^
>>52637908
no problem really, just feels awkward when describing female masturbation
like when you call a lesbian "gay", yes it's technically correct but it doesn't feel right
>>52637972
You could spend Christmas staring into the mirror lad
>>52637972
Buy some nice speakers and headphones, la
Or build a computer for vidya.
>>52637895
Shit quality
>>52638013
I had one of them when i was a kid, my friend borrowed it and returned it broken as fuck.
I pushed him into dogshit
>>52637972
Put it in the bank, you can never have too much money in the bank. You won't be saying that when you're about to fork out for a mortgage.
>hE didn't see spectre at the cinema
Lol @ u
>>52638054
me on the right
>>52638100
>he goes to the cinema
maximus plebimus
>>52638023
already have
>>52638054
good idea
>>52638076
it's already in the bank mate, didn't you read my post
who /xmaswank/ here
>just poured the first christmas beer
been listening to this for about 20-30 minutes
spent the first 10 minutes just starting at the screen in reflection though
i love posting /brit/ memes outside of /brit/ and watching the JFs not get it
>>52638159
Pulled 2 crackers already
>>52638132
New monitor then?
Upgrades?
New DAC?
Some books?
Look into a hew hobby even?
But if you're having this much trouble with something to buy, better off just tossing it in the bank.
>>52638161
>>52638161
>Tfw had to drive around family
>Tfw had a comfy Christmas drive
>>52638159
done 2 haha
>>52637972
got £5k for mine. bit low t b h
Got spare cash this Christmas. Anyone know a good way to buy unlocked phones?
Nice lads parents got me one of those new robotic sex dolls from south korea
>>52638170
http://i.4cdn.org/f/0x40%20Hues%20of%20Winter.swf
forgetted the link lol
>>52638204
good chebm
>>52638204
fatty
>>52637605
Delete this
got £1500 in cash money right here tbqh. should i go downstairs and get my phone and take a photo of it?
>>52638132
then leave it there
How is Christmas 2015 so far lads?
>>52637796
Sounds almost as Rus' elite. Cool.
By the way, Lynx is = Pыcь, wily focus translate it to latinian. Scythian nomadic and Siberian shamanic phonema "Ы" missed in modern interpretation latinian alphabet of Europe.
>>52638204
she genuinely looks like that lass who put a used vagina thing in her mouth for attention
This Christmas isn't the same without Craven.
>>52638247
why do you have that much in cash?
and no
>>52638231
not clicking that virus
gf just sent me this
>>52638264
>By the way, Lynx is = Pыcь, wily focus translate it to latinian. Scythian nomadic and Siberian shamanic phonema "Ы" missed in modern interpretation latinian alphabet of Europe.
Wat
>>52638264
what the fuck are you talking about pidor?
gf just sent me this la
>>52638274
guess you could say he was too craven to come out of his billionaire mansion estate to join us this year
>>52638276
haha you got me!
>>52638282
qt minus all the makeup and forehead.
>>52638275
sold my brothers broken old land rover tbqh
>>52638231
alright i guess.
>>52638308
High quality feet
what do you think thailad's up to right now?
probably getting his willy sucked by an 11 year old ladyboy
>>52638247
Yes
bf just sent me this
Is it true the Steam Winter Sale prices are fixed and don't change at all? Even the highlighted deals?
Me trying out my new Korean sex robot lads
>>52638371
Yeah because of refunds.
>>52638371
what do you mean?
>>52638356
send it to his father
>>52638356
Why is he on the floor of a toilet
dinner still isnt ready reeeeeee
>>52638421
Where else are you supposed to sit on balloons?
>>52638405
Sometimes they'll have like daily deals where the prices will go even lower for a small period of time, usually for like a day I believe.
>>52638402
Oh I see. Thanks lad.
>>52638498
that's only during the summer sale I think
Post faster.
>the Martian 1080p web rip
>3.9 gb
Reeee
Why can most scenes not compress for shit?
>>52638527
Na, it's been scrapped because of refunds.
>>52638350
country full of nonwhites who don't celebrate Christmas, without a family member in sight?
yeah either being a degenerate or crying suicidally probably
business idea: we eject canada from the commonwealth until they start driving on the proper side of the road
faster
lads whats a high demanding graphics wise game but isn't as big as fallout 4 that i can buy/download quickly to test my new pc?
>>52637572
>the shouting and the mechanical roar of the modern world ceased, and we only realised in the following silence how much we had been longing for them to stop
Thank you, based Hitchen's.
plans
play fallout 4
workout
watch some seinfeld
>>52638567
good lad
>>52638555
Slopes love Christmas
>>52638572
GTA V on max settings I guess
/shrug
Got an office chair for crimbo, very comfy for /brit/posting.
might have a cheeky nap desu lads
having some tofu and cashews
>>52638596
You have to kill your son or nuke the commonwealth
got a nice big butt plug for crimbo, very comfy for /brit/ posting
>>52638572
ARK rapes pretty much every PC out there, but that's mostly down to poor optimisation.
Mum said dinner would be at 3 and it is now 4
>>52638572
Far Cry 4? Idk
>>52638572
Serious Sam.
Even my 980 and 4790k still gets fucked if I turn all the shadow stuff to absolute max.
It's a pretty game series too.
>>52638639
jokes on you i already knew that
so ha!
>>52638572
mountain blade warband
85% off steam atm
>>52638639
cunt
>>52638603
Same desu haha
>>52638672
>Mountain Blade
>Graphics intensive
You taking the mickey, lad?
I play Dungeon Boss.
Fucking captcha won't stop giving me boxes
MOOOOOOOK
>>52638672
Steam sales always fuck up the warband communities, we get flooded with toxic COD players for like a month or two after.
>>52638708
yes
>>52638731
Classic Australia!
>>52638715
I keep getting street signs that i have to solve twice
>>52638731
Good lad.
>he's not watching E.T
LMAO!
>>52638754
>not getting a pass for christmas
haha
everyone knows the moon's made of cheese
getting up for a wee
>select the business name
>it's literally a Simpson screengrab
>>52638777
Good lad
My family (especially sisters) are bullying me already :(
>>52638777
even as a youngling i thought ET seemed like the shittiest idea for a film ever and that ET looked like a fat little turd
>>52638815
they fit?
>>52638815
nice
>>52638789
mum emailed me on but she used my email with a I, not I
Having a Christmas wank
>>52638815
aggressive sisters are only attractive in anime
wish I could fucking throttle them irl
>>52638828
fucking racist
>>52638815
What's one of their snapchat
I'll send them a dick pic
3 golf tees in my cracker, don't even play golf
Fucking mental
I l lI Il
>>52638901
dulcieannx
>>52638839
Yeah apparently so. People always joke and say stuff like "Are you sure you're related to them?" and ask me if I've ever seen then naked etc
>>52638777
i only ever watch it to have a cheeky nonce wank over drew barrymore
VERY attracted to the girl from Brave
>>52638374
delete this
>>52638981
good lad
>>52639020
nonce
>>52638934
want me send pics of my big smelly crimmy poo?
wonder what kurt cobain would look like today if he was never murdered by his wife
he'd probably look like an old middle aged prick
>>52639079
she's welsh and 17 so I'll let you decide that one
>>52639114
haha what a sket ill just send her threats of getting kicked in then banter and that
>>52639114
yes then
FUCK SAKE HIROSHIMOOT
An even better morning, lads.
nan unironically gave me £300 this christmas
feel a bit shit that i only went to visit her twice this year. next year ill visit her lots.
In 2015 those three words, “all lives matter”, are a racist slogan. Any other interpretation is wrong.
>>52639197
Oh, good. Thought he broke the site again.
>>52639197
what'd the dopey cunt do this time
doing an irritable bowel syndrome
Not had dinner yet
Family are fighting.
The thing is I'm the only person that everyone gets on with so I end up being the middle man and they end up bitching about each other to me.
My uncle and his gf have already gone home.
Can't wait to go home and smoke myself into a greenout 2bh
>>52639287
Not had dinner yet haven't ya?
‘Last, we consider the time of their coming, the season of the year. It was no summer progress. A cold coming they had of it at this time of the year, just the worst time of the year to take a journey, and specially a long journey. The ways deep, the weather sharp, the days short, the sun farthest off, the very dead of winter…. This was nothing pleasant, for through deserts, all the way waste and desolate. Nor secondly, easy neither; for over the rocks and crags of both Arabias, especially Petra, their journey lay. Yet if safe, but it was not, but exceeding dangerous, as lying through the midst of the black tents of Kedar, a nation of thieves and cut-throats; to pass over the hills of robbers, infamous then, and infamous to this day.'
having second thoughts about taking the acid
Cant believe reddit has domain over bill murray. I think hes a stella lad
John Partridge was established in Staffordshire, England in 1969. Our philosophy has always been the same - Original English Clothing, well designed and made.
Our mission is to design and make iconic British country products in a way that captures the spirit of the 1960's.
>tfw no qt redhead scottish gf
Even childrens movies are mocking me for being alone
>>52639352
good lad
That queens speech was fucking crap mates
>>52639326
Had literally 3 starter courses throughout the day
Fucking Russians.
They got me lads.
One audio track and it's dubbed with cyka speak over the original.
wew
>>52639374
would love a gf like her
>>52639406
What flick?
In charge of the Christmas music lads
Big responsibility haha
Good haul this year lads, got lots of prezzies from my gf :3
reckon I'll turn on Return of the Jedi to watch with the famalam later
>>52639450
King Of The Hill.
>>52639437
she needs some head and shoulders hahahahaha lol
not too long until new years now lads just got to power through these last few days of work x
>>52639478
lmao, you downloaded 43gb of cykaspeak?
you got fucking ruined, lmaoooooo
>>52639496
>another year of wageslavery
>another year of being me
Just kill me now
>>52639496
Probably wont go out
>he was drinking alone at christmas
>>52639396
aw, did ya?
Reminder to thank god
what a satisfying morning....
where can i cop some 5kg+ dumbbells
>>52639509
I know, didn't expect them to actually prefer dub over dub to subs.
Oh well, guess I'll just give my shekels to Mike Judge.
>>52639567
DELETE THIS
>>52639550
Yes
>>52639567
good lad
>>52639576
lift your mums massive cock
>>52639576
I know plenty of fat dumb bells
(bells being short of bellends)
>>52639606
>>52639608
thanks lads!
absolutely blotto from 2 glasses of wine
>>52639628
Amazon
>>52637672
tbf Grace might have been a right twat and was maybe the bully
>>52639608
literally drove down a road called bell end the other day
done a big giggle when the satnav said it
>>52639641
On my 6th ale ngl
>>52639567
small load
pathetic
>>52637935
>Is peter Hitchens just a Fedora clad oldfag?
No, a fedora fag is a teenager or young adult who thinks they know it all and have philosophised the meaning of life, so intentionally ramp up their sentence articulation about seventeen notches to compensate for their dense stupidity. Peter Hitchens has genuinely travelled the world, lived in the USSR, reported from Somalia, been a part of a marxist movement and now has grown up to be a tranditional convservative with a well reasoned world-view and ethical compass which he can defend rigourosly.
she's so fertile and ripe....
>>52639662
>turn right onto Bell End
haha
>>52639672
pls no bully
>No, a fedora fag is a teenager or young adult who thinks they know it all and have philosophised the meaning of life, so intentionally ramp up their sentence articulation about seventeen notches to compensate for their dense stupidity. Peter Hitchens has genuinely travelled the world, lived in the USSR, reported from Somalia, been a part of a marxist movement and now has grown up to be a tranditional convservative with a well reasoned world-view and ethical compass which he can defend rigourosly.
>>52639695
interesting post
>>52639676
prime for picking
>>52639695
Alri lad
>No, a fedora fag is a teenager or young adult who thinks they know it all and have philosophised the meaning of life, so intentionally ramp up their sentence articulation about seventeen notches to compensate for their dense stupidity. Peter Hitchens has genuinely travelled the world, lived in the USSR, reported from Somalia, been a part of a marxist movement and now has grown up to be a tranditional convservative with a well reasoned world-view and ethical compass which he can defend rigourosly.
>>52639675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYFvxiil6Q
HORRIFIC
>>52639789
>>52639789
>>52639789
new lads
>watching wizard of Oz
>British accents everywhere
>Holywood movie
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