[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

/brit/


Thread replies: 453
Thread images: 64

File: FB_IMG_1451043368752.jpg (63KB, 956x1030px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
FB_IMG_1451043368752.jpg
63KB, 956x1030px
roll safe yeah edition
>>
cara
>>
Maisie
>>
having a go
>>
>Page three
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY
>>
File: 1398952499771.png (162KB, 500x312px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1398952499771.png
162KB, 500x312px
nige
>>
Drinking a Christmas sherry.
>>
Where did you get your crackers from this year?
>>
File: 1440019831906.jpg (2MB, 1365x2048px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1440019831906.jpg
2MB, 1365x2048px
chantelle

I loved you
>>
>Janny is working right now
>FOR FREE
>ON CHRISTMAS
>>
>>52631553
Harrods la x
>>
Wonder what poleaboo is doing for Christmas
>>
Azusa
>>
>>52631572
Nothing because he's a paki bastard
>>
>>52631547
Comprehensive.
>>
About to open my present lads

I'll let you know what i got
>>
requesting a few (You)'s please lads
>>
ritsu a slag
>>
File: 1448371672452.jpg (290KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448371672452.jpg
290KB, 1280x960px
>>52631569
Fuck me there are MULTIPLE jannies spending time jannying on 4chan on Christmas Day for free.
>>
File: 083.jpg (196KB, 1271x1920px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
083.jpg
196KB, 1271x1920px
>>52631519
>>52631567
good posts
>>
>>52631588

It a fucking lynx africa set

Merry christmas
>>
>>52631626
POOEY
LYNX
LAD
>>
Hate Christmas
Fuck my family, and illness
>>
>>52631533
I had a dream the other night about you

Cara was there and I was asking her to get in a pic with your name written on a napkin

I was going to show it too you then
>>
>>52631636

Do you have lynx over there?
>>
sat steaming games to my laptop downstairs

ahhhh
>>
had about 3 hours sleep baka

might do a nap
>>
Daily reminder
Maisie is a fucking ogre.
>>
>>52631620
All rasheeds
>>
>>52631623
>wake up
>no blonde haired blue eyed collar dress wearing work gf wrapped up for me
Not happy x

Hope you have a nice christmas hehe
>>
File: 116.jpg (54KB, 596x593px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
116.jpg
54KB, 596x593px
>>52631663
:c bad feel

you too xo
>>
two big bars of dairy milk, don't even like it
>>
maisie? more like munter lol
>>
Went for a curry last night, mum says I absolutely hum of bhuna even though I've changed my clothes, showered and brushed my teeth haha wahey!
>>
>>52631651
yeah lad course
>>
didnt get a gf for christmas.
>>
>>52631582
Is he actually a paki?
>>
File: 1416928174303.png (57KB, 378x378px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1416928174303.png
57KB, 378x378px
>>52631649
well thats very nice
>>
In the living room waiting for mummy to cook me a bacon roll
>>
File: 1415375704871.jpg (22KB, 601x695px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1415375704871.jpg
22KB, 601x695px
>>52631706
I didn't get an LFA either
>>
File: ZFSAcgL.jpg (116KB, 965x1500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
ZFSAcgL.jpg
116KB, 965x1500px
>>52631677
>>
Can't wait for all the family shit to be over so I can drink myself silly ahhahah
>>
>>52631724
would murder for a bacon butty tBh
>>
>>52631726
what a lexus?
>>
Me and my little brother got a shared present this year.

Going to end it 2bh famalam
>>
RS has found his way on to /brit/?

Roll thafe
>>
>>52631709
He's a self hating paki
>>
File: 050.jpg (81KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
050.jpg
81KB, 960x960px
>>52631733
bit tired ;(
>>
>>52631762
What was it senpai? A Helium tank?
>>
Local prozzie near me charges £200 for a good 2 hours lads should I do it?
>>
>>52631762

I got a hi-tec backpack and some chocolate

What did you and your brother get?
>>
Who /choccy/ here?

Got some Toblerone, 2 cans of Smarties, Malteasers, and some Matchmakers
>>
nonces, all of you
>>
Didn't get a shy scouse bf for Christmas >_<
>>
hanging a bit lads
came home midnight ish, stayed up till 4 still drunk, woke up at 9
not sure ill be able to stomach whatever i'll be drinking later haha
>>
>>52631785
Playstation 4
>>
gonna buy an iphone 6s tomorrow lads
>>
>>52631804
please be in liverpool.

>>52631782
I'm alri only got up at like 10
>>
File: 1451031750919.jpg (2MB, 1650x2300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1451031750919.jpg
2MB, 1650x2300px
>>52631704
>>
>>52631811
wew i got a ps1 like this, it ended up on my brothers room because i didn't even have a tv
>>
>>52631794
PS4, socks, chocolate
>>
File: image.jpg (85KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
85KB, 600x800px
Better than lynx I guess
>>
>>52631792
Why bother when you'll be done in seconds
>>
>>52631800
fight me irl
>>
>>52631825
sister woke me up at 9 but i didn't go to sleep until about 6
>>
>>52631829
me on the left
>>
>>52631811
if you're 8-16 years old that's a good one, otherwise....wew.
>>
File: redlobster.png (222KB, 388x504px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
redlobster.png
222KB, 388x504px
merry xmas guys
>>
Why hasn't Santa come yet ;-;
>>
>>52631832

Where is the PS4 going to live?

Have you fought over it yet?

It's a nice gift tbf
>>
>>52631830
Not really annoyed he's like 10 years younger than me
If he starts hogging it I can just beat him up 3bh
>>
>>52631800
do they have Christmas in Moldova?
>>
taking pain pills on the plane getting chartered
>>
>>52631794
>hi-tec backpack

Is it made of carbon fibre and has LED lights?
>>
>>52631833
my house has the exact same wood flooring
fucking hate when i spill rice and it gets caught in the bevels
>>
Wonder what kevs getting for Christmas
Hope he gets a green card
>>
>>52631833
TFW family gives you a 'you smell' present
>>
>>52631833
>Do you like it son?
>Hold on mum, just got to take a pic for /brit/
>>
tfw asked for nothing and got nothing

Literally don't care one way or the other hahaha
>>
>>52631868

less teeth, lad
>>
tfw don't actually mind getting shower gel this year because i'm actually gonna use it now in my house and it saves me buying any
>>
File: SadMina2.jpg (57KB, 566x850px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
SadMina2.jpg
57KB, 566x850px
>asked for kgf
>no kgf under my tree
>>
>>52631871
no, only new years
>>
>>52631885
i know tf
>>
going to spend some time with my family now lads, have a great day everyone.
>>
>>52631900
there's never anything fun in Moldova is there?
>>
>>52631900
Rasheed
>>
>>52631870
older brothers are scum 2bh
>>
Lads is there any way I can bring my computer in to the dining room during Christmas dinner? I wouldn't normally but I need to delete christmas threads on /sp/
>>
File: image.jpg (43KB, 576x1024px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
43KB, 576x1024px
hahhahahahahha waheeeeeey

L Y N X
>>
>>52631932
>/sp/
just kys instead haha
>>
is lynx a meme gift lads
>>
File: image.jpg (60KB, 480x590px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
60KB, 480x590px
Merry christmas lads
>>
>>52631932
Yes, I did in 2013, set up my desktop on the dining room table, it was a bit awkward at times but it's definitely doable.
>>
>>52631851
I'm 22 but unemployed. I play a lot of video games.
He's 11.

>>52631869
Actually we're sharing a room atm so it's not really an issue
>>
>>52631940
Wouldn't be Christmas without it lad
>>
>>52631932
Don't pretend to be a janitor you paki
>>
File: 1444227239990.jpg (31KB, 370x434px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1444227239990.jpg
31KB, 370x434px
>>52631940
>>52631833

>there are lads proud of getting 'you smell' presents
>>
>>52631940
BLACKED
>>
mum got me some aluminium-free anti-perspirant because she knows i'm on them natty-pill levels.
>>
>>52631918
nope
it's all colourless listlessness
>>
>>52631951

it's tradition
>>
>>52631757
Nah a latvian fungus accountant
>>
>>52631927
Younger brother detected
>>
File: 1450236790634.jpg (324KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450236790634.jpg
324KB, 1280x720px
>>52631961
sounds great
>>
>>52631977
cone to Britain la
>>
>>52631966
Rasheed
>>
>>52631975
I use some weapons-grade aluminium filled spray mate. Am I not natty now?
>>
bout to go downstaris lads ill report back
>>
>>52632002
enjoy your alzheimers my man
>>
>>52631968
It's just "don't know what else to get" : the present
>>
When is the queen's speech lads?
>>
Anyone found any brats yet?

Love watching those cunts cry because they didn't get the new iphone
>>
>>52631989
only shitholes like germany and the usa give out work visas
>>
>>52632014
3pm GMT
>>
doing a go
>>
>>52632014
3pm you JF
>>
>>52632009
cheers senpai
>>
You're not seriously going to waste your time listening to the queen yammer on ?
>>
>>52631519
WE WUZ SANTA N SHIT
>>
File: WP_20151225_002.jpg (2MB, 1456x2592px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
WP_20151225_002.jpg
2MB, 1456x2592px
>We know you like your comic books anon
T-thanks mum
>>
Who's doing the channel 4 speech this year?
>>
Mum just said dinner is at 6 o clock

WHAT THE FUCK

Already had a fryup, but I'm fucking hungry
>>
>>52632030
Go to Germany then use free movement to get to UK
>>
>>52632053

Not watched her since i was a kid

Is it still the same speech?
>>
Merry Christmas lads.
>>
>>52632080
rasheed
>>
>>52632062
dad of the kid who drowned
>>
>>52632079
I'm waiting to get Romanian citizenship and work in Romania famille
>>
>>52631940
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>
File: 1451011142.png (580KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1451011142.png
580KB, 600x800px
>>52632082
You too lad
>>
>>52632109
you can be lynx buddies and shower together
>>
>>52632080
i think we used to listen to it on the radio in the car on the way to christmas dinner, again as a cihld.
>>
>>52632061
she loves you lad.
>>
>>52632053
You're right lad. Let's listen to the Muslim human trafficker that killed his entire family and an entire continent for a free set of teeth on Channel 4 tell us about the true meaning of Christmas.
>>
>>52632074
>christmas dinner
>at 6pm
what the f*ck
>>
>>52632082
Please refrain from using this greeting.


t. paki
>>
>>52632061

>He likes comics so we'll get him some shower gel

Do they smell nice?
>>
what time is the queens speech on then lads
>>
>>52632074
We start at 4 and go on for hours like dirty continentals
>>
>>52632132
fuck off paki lol
>>
>All these subservient runts that watch Queen Elizardbeth's speech every year
>>
>>52632126
or you know you could switch off the tv and talk to your loved ones?
>>
>>52632132
Fuck you Ahmed
>>
>>52632136
>>52632152
rasheed
>>
Dads not talking to me lads
>>
>>52632152
God save the Queen desu.
>>
>>52632152
this 2bh

>turn on sky news
>WOW KATE IS WEARING SUCH AND SUCH A DRESS, PRINCE PHILLIP ISN'T USING AN UMBRELLA WHILST THE QUEEN IS

>turn on RT
>talking about cocoa-bean slavery in Liberia and ISIS and shit
>>
having a look
>>
>>52632156
>loved ones
More like tolerated ones
>>
>>52632109
fancy a bum?
>>
File: banter.png (58KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
banter.png
58KB, 256x256px
>>52632176
mine hasnt spoke to me since i was 9 ahahahahahahahah love my dads banter sometimes x
>>
having a think
>>
Who's already had a few cheeky drinks?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tbElDUv0M

me
>>
>>52631940
>>52632109
Waheeeeey can I join in
>>
>>52632192
>>52632176
My dad's dead lmao top bantz
>>
>>52632181
Rasheed
>>
doing a christmas (have a method)
>>
File: 1435579040013.jpg (21KB, 499x492px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1435579040013.jpg
21KB, 499x492px
>>52632176
banter clause in action lad
>>
>>52632152
I was listening to LBC, which is usually quite honest about shit, but whoever was on was actually asking if the Queen, talking about Christianity, on a Christian holiday, is going to offend non-Christians and that she's "going to force Christianity on them"

Fucking made me rage
>>
>>52632193
Didn't think Australians could have a think desu
>>
This thread is so reddit

Fuck this I'm going back to /tv/
>>
>>52632188
>Being over 15 and disliking being around your family
>>
>>52632203
Least funniest youtube australian comedian going around. Recycled trash. Can't understand how people find him humorous
>>
thats your wifey wifey wifey

i think i like her like her like her
>>
>>52632210
>Africa

ONLY BLACKS ALLOWED
>>
File: 1395663244463.gif (1MB, 292x278px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1395663244463.gif
1MB, 292x278px
>>loved ones
>More like tolerated ones
>>
Grandma gave me an heirloom from the 1800's and I teared up infront of the family lads
Look a proper poof
>>
>celebrating some mudshit who would have been in ISIS if he were alive today

edgy
>>
>>52632236
only thinking about you x
>>
>didn't get a Terry's Chocolate Orange

time to end it lads
>>
>>52632269
aww x
>>
>>52632289
stop stealing my flag you wool
>>
File: 1449332714802.png (1MB, 1240x869px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1449332714802.png
1MB, 1240x869px
>>52632239
>Fuck this I'm going back to /tv/
>>
>>52632152

I wish it was live, so she could have a heart attack and die on air, the fucking tyrant
>>
>>52632230
Apparently the 'national secular society' slated Cameron for using the 'divisive rhetoric' that we are a Christian country

More like national paki society
>>
>>52632289
those are the tits wouldnt blame you tbH
>>
>>52632135
Yeah they alright I guess.

Although it was more like
>He likes comic books so lets make all his presents comic book themed

>Avengers socks with different Avengers on them
>Avengers mug
>Avengers T-shirt
>Batman pyjamas
>>
got a watch today lads i plan to give it to my son one day x
>>
>>52632253
he's pretty much the only australian comedian going around that's relevant outside of australia besides jim jefferies

and the janoskians if you want to count those fucking idiots
>>
I only bought small things for everyone and still managed to spend the most
>>
Are you lads memeing about the guy whose kid drowned doing the Christmas speech?
He literally came to Europe for free teeth. He's got relatives in fucking Canada he's hardly poverty stricken, he was just greedy
>>
>>52632299
BOOTLE
O
O
T
L
E
>>
Have a very merry Christmas lads
>>
>>52632269

Faggot, and she didn't even spend anything on it, cheap whore
>>
Does anybody eat Bounty's in celebrations?
>>
File: 1451042698129.jpg (483KB, 645x911px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1451042698129.jpg
483KB, 645x911px
>>52632339
Forgot ayano
>>
reading a book
>>
Sister and brother got 12 presents, I only got 7.
Done my absolute nut in and ruined christmas
>>
>>52632372
yes
>>
>>52632322
ALL THE

SMALL THINGS
>>
#essentialcollection
>>
>>52632372
Only so nobody else can have them
>>
night lads x
>>
going to have a big wank
>>
>>52632405
listening to first date right now 2bf
>>
just sharted x
>>
>>52632372
The only thing that should be left in a box of celebrations are the Mars bars.
>>
Is the snowman on today?
>>
brendan fraser
>>
young thug
>>
>>52632335
Speke.
>>
>>52632372
lolno
>>
Christmas dinner is being dished up. Only good part of the day x
>>
>>52632339
happy holidays
>>
>>52632474

it's 20 past 12 lad
>>
know how shit our presents are going to be so me and my brother havent even like paid any attention to them and we're just watching telly like
>>
Merry Christmas you kids. What did Santa get you, a new account on Minecraft?
>>
File: WP_20151225_003.jpg (2MB, 2592x1456px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
WP_20151225_003.jpg
2MB, 2592x1456px
Who else got nice chocolate?
>>
MEMECITY
A
I
S
I
E
>>
>>52632496
life of a poortherner
>>
fuck off x
>>
>>52632506
Fuck off billionaire
>>
who's taking drugs later
>>
>>52632493
Dinner time is a 12, lad x
>>
>>52632474
Tad early??
>>
>pope francis prays

fuck off, he should be shot
>>
>>52632459
Sound, Everton or Liverpool?
>>
>>52632506
I got toblerone and after eight, hardly call it nice chocolate though haha
>>
>>52632532
did last night
>>
>>52632534

Lunch is at 12
>>
>>52632532
Snowing Charlie here already mate
>>
awaiting a response
>>
Glad the most depressing Christmas of my life is now over

Wish you all the best in my stead
>>
Everyone is being mean to me ITT
>>
Anybody just want today to be over? Lol
>>
File: 1442083373083.jpg (213KB, 1270x1270px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1442083373083.jpg
213KB, 1270x1270px
>>52632559
>sports
>>
>>52632573
It's okay anon, want to hug it out?
>>
got a mini fridge for xmas

dunno what to say
>>
>>52632532
Already took some molly
>>
>>52632563
Dinner at 12, tea at 5.
>>
Just watched some norn arsh movie about an evil yank going to some rural village to try bulldoze it and build a Christmas theme park
>>
File: image.jpg (120KB, 613x606px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
120KB, 613x606px
>>52631569
FOR FREE
O
R

F
R
E
E
>>
>>52632598
>molly
fuck off yank
>>
>>52632593
Thanks. You say thanks to whoever got it for you.
>>
>>52632568
Why is Christmas this year depressing for you? The main part of Christmas for me is usually seeing my granddad, but he died this year so...
>>
die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum die cister go sister soul sister go sister
>>
christianity is a stupid fucking belief lmao
>>
File: 62e.jpg (29KB, 334x372px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
62e.jpg
29KB, 334x372px
>>52632587
>he doesn't post on /sp/ for the top bantz
>>
File: 1380697092809.jpg (42KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1380697092809.jpg
42KB, 479x720px
>hello, I'm from Australia
>>
>>52632618

Go to his grave, don't be a cunt
>>
can't stand those heteronormatives
>>
>>52632618

Spent alone and didn't eat today, probably going to be homeless in a week.
>>
Second consecutive day I've had a dream where the cat died l-lol
>>
>>52632640
are you scouselad from instasync or another person
>>
>>52632669
nah, not me lad
>>
where to watch the queens speech?
>>
>>52632618

we used to go my grandparents grave every christmas eve, but they've both been dead over 15 years now and my mum no longer gives a shit
>>
File: 1420401007893.jpg (59KB, 395x401px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1420401007893.jpg
59KB, 395x401px
>Shit presents that I don't want
>but its the thought that counts
>If you had put any thought into it at all you'd know I don't want that
>Dads already trying to ruin christmas dinner by giving us less roasties because we have too much turkey

Christmas is so shit I'm mad af 2bh
>>
>>52632701

BBC 1
>>
absolutely smashing christmas this year tbf lads x

buzzing xoxo
>>
orchestrating a genocide x
>>
mum didnt even get me any presents just stuff i need anyway:

ethernet ccable because my old one broke
chalk for gym because i ran out before
she's going to take me out to buy some jeans because my old ones broke
>>
What time is the Doctor Who special on lads?
>>
are people really eating Christmas dinner at this hour
>>
anyone else's family stand up and salute during the queen's speech?
pretty embarassing affair tbqhwy
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvvVk5QkdN0

>tfw she's more masculine than me
>>
>>52632746
A good 5 hours lad
>>
watching some nerd play TIE fighter on youtube
best xmas in a while
>>
specifically said i want nothing, but i know they'll have bought me some whisky or something
>>
>>52632717
Depriving you of potatoes?
Does he have any English heritage?
>>
>>52632753

Nah just one idiot that reckons it's dinner time at 12
>>
>>52632788
qeq
>>
>>52632701
Normally I wouldn't help a stranger as that tends to be jews in disguise and gets streams shut down because muh copyright, but this is something important.

http://tvcatchup.com/channels

Select BBC 1 when the time is right.
>>
>>52632640
>2015 /sp/
>not a graveyard
>>
Got a gf for Christmas.

Only joking lads, still alone.
>>
File: boromi3.jpg (41KB, 700x544px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
boromi3.jpg
41KB, 700x544px
>adultwork
>escorts available today
>>
File: 1437714900491.png (226KB, 620x670px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1437714900491.png
226KB, 620x670px
>>52632788
>>
>>52632669
That's me.

>>52632694
Alri fellow scouser
>>
>>52632822
Ho Ho Ho

:D
>>
>>52632717
>not enough roast potatoes
Oy begorrah, it's another gorta mor!
>>
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be having the best christmas dinner of anyone because my mother used to be a cook
>>
just did a christmas poo
was a bit green, very festive hhahah
>>
having myself a very merry poo
>>
>>52632854
here's your reply
>>
>TREAT YOURSELF TO A TRULY CLASS PIECE OF ARSE
>SEX WITHOUT CONDOM
>FINISH INSYDE MY ASS AND PUSSY

http://www.adultwork.com/2773189
>>
Popping out to the shops lads anybody want anything?
>>
yippi ki yay motherf*ckers
>>
>>52632902

shops are closed
>>
>>52632902
Running low on Pringles lad
>>
>>52632788
>>52632841

Its better than kebab lads
>>
>>52632902

Life restart button
>>
>>52632908
I envy you and your lack of pakis.
>>
Watching White Christmas, just got a warning letter from my campus union president for fostering racist views.
>>
merry christmas lads
>>
>>52632872
ta lad x
>>
sod it lads buying an iphone 6s after work tomorrow waheeeeeeeeeeeeeey x
>>
Who here got no presents?
>>
Girls clothes feel amazing t bh lads

So silky, soft and smooth
>>
>>52632902
Running low on vodka.

>>52632941
Right here.
>>
>>52632878
>Romanian
Not even once...
>>
haven't done my Christmas shopping yet
>>
tfw no paki gf to make abandon islam and enjoy christmas together against her rasheed familys wishes
>>
>>52632837
underrated post
>>
Got everyone a scratchcard gift pack
Kids love them
>>
tfw no qt asian gf to bring to my family table for christmas dinner
>>
>>52632941
My mum forgot that she bought me one, she has to find it first
>>
File: 1381451989694.jpg (128KB, 1102x967px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1381451989694.jpg
128KB, 1102x967px
>>52632948
yes

>tfw not a girl wearing a collar dress
>>
>>52632948
recently discovered this after i did a few shifts in ladieswear at work

proper bitch to fold though compared to mens clothes
>>
>>52632977
might wanna get started on that lad

>>52632941
I got some pajama bottoms and some chocolate

pretty good tbf
>>
>>52632975
This, ignore Romanians like the fucking plague.
>>
>>52633000
iktff (i know that feel f4m)
>>
I wanna fuc
>>
tfw gf and family decide not to do presents this year
tfw they still get you presents and you got them nothing
for what purposes
>>
>>52633048
>falling for their ruse

think its time to end it la
>>
new banger out lads

https://soundcloud.com/theweeknd/low-life-future-the-weeknd
>>
HAHAHAHA

GOT SOME SMELLIES XXX
>>
>>52633037
I don't even know where to begin finding one desu
>>
Got a waifu for Christmas, it's gonna be a good one.
>>
>>52633048
Just to fuck you over
>>
>>52633048

Today's lesson: People don't really mean what they say.
>>
>>52631983
tfw
>>
>>52633085
try east asia
>>
>>52633048
have you never met a woman before?
>>
my brother is such a fucking mong lads

i got my mum some prada perfume set and i gave my brother my old £110 watch with a brand new £20 strap on it and this mong literally disappeared upstairs AFTER wed all opened all our presents then came back down about 5 minutes later and informed me and my mum both that we should check our emails because hes got us amazon gift cards lmfao what a mong lads
>>
>>52633048
Call her a lying cunt and break up with her.
>>
>>52633082
same desu
>>
File: 1450162768412.jpg (46KB, 582x572px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450162768412.jpg
46KB, 582x572px
Merry Christmas lads. i love you.
>>
Did the lad that wished for a Daisy this year get one?

He said he saw it in the cupboard

Jealous tbqh, I aked for a Daisy AND a Cara
>>
wonder if bucks got up
she was having a bloody 'mare yesterday
>>
File: P1 (1).jpg (98KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
P1 (1).jpg
98KB, 640x640px
>>52632948

I often buy girls clothes off depop
>>
>>52633138
>AND
bit greedy
>>
>>52633097
so why say it?
>>
>>52632701
3pm on the beeb m8
>>
doing ANOTHER strepsil

reel me in lads

>>52633138
greedy git
>>
>>52633048

they thought they could break the conditioning but they failed. they are still automatons.
>>
SPECTRE SCREENER OUT LADS

WEW
>>
File: images (9).jpg (7KB, 226x223px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
images (9).jpg
7KB, 226x223px
>have you never met a woman before?
>>
>>52633160

No idea, just get on with your own shit
>>
>>52633150
Show penis
>>
>>52633188
Kek, my stepdad literally came in to tell me that

going to watch it in 5 minutes wahey
>>
gonna have a christmas wank
>>
>>52633157
>>52633165

I know lads haha, that's probably why I didn't get either.

But I really couldnt decide between a Daisy and a Cara tbf
>>
File: 1424123204790.png (323KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1424123204790.png
323KB, 500x667px
Do any of you lads go to mass?
>>
>>52633220
almost did 2bh havent been in years
>>
>>52633209
Not on Jesus' day, lad.
>>
>>52633205
>>52633188
Yay, its meant to be shit but thats /tv/ talking
>>
>>52633220

I think most people here would burn to dust if they stepped inside of a chruch
>>
how to amazon addon items work?

got a basket here well over £20 and it's still not going through
>>
File: 1418449000793.jpg (347KB, 650x813px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1418449000793.jpg
347KB, 650x813px
>>
>>52633251
Thats cause they're all pakis
>>
>>52633205
>stepdad

C U C K
>>
battery level critically low lads
might have to get out off bed :(
>>
>>52633220
Went last nice. It was nice and I met the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Nice Catholic girl too.
>>
>>52633274
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>
>>52633188
>Width : 720
>Height : 304

You got me excited for literally nothing
>>
>>52633256

Add-on Items are low-priced products for sale on Amazon that can be purchased as long as you're ordering at least £20 of eligible products, excluding gift cards and gift vouchers.
>>
>nice catholic girl
>>
File: 1400511104071.jpg (48KB, 535x577px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1400511104071.jpg
48KB, 535x577px
>you will never write a timeless Christmas hit
>>
>didn't get FIFA because my mum thought it wasn't out till 2016
>>
>>52633296
not even ordering gift cars or vouchers
>>
>>52633328
lmao
>>
>>52633328
kek
>>
>>52633328
haha
>>
>>52633333
getting this checked
>>
tfw no qt 3.14 gf to snuggle up with on the couch, watch Christmas tv and eat chocolate with
>>
>>52633328
>getting bantered by mummy
>>
File: 1428679139647.jpg (436KB, 1182x966px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1428679139647.jpg
436KB, 1182x966px
>>52633328
>>
>>52633334

To buy Add-on Items:

Look for the Add-on Item badge add-on Items
while shopping on Amazon.co.uk or the blue title bar around Add to Basket.
Include the Add-on Item in an order that includes £20 or more of items fulfilled by Amazon.co.uk (including items sold by other Sellers and fulfilled by Amazon). This order can include a mix of Add-on Items and other items fulfilled by Amazon, or be entirely made up of Add-on Items, but cannot include gift cards.
For example, you could order a £3 keyring that's an Add-on Item with a book at £17, or anything else that gets your order to £20 or more of items which are dispatched by Amazon.
>>
way too many mince pies, chocolates, & alcohol so far lmao (abbreviation for lmaoing my arse off)
>>
File: 2729231.jpg (56KB, 342x342px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2729231.jpg
56KB, 342x342px
>>52633328
poor cunt

also

>not buying FIFA when it was released
>>
based god based god based god based god based god
>>
>>52633328
it was cheap as fuck the other day on psn 2bh
>>
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/680163427801776129
>>
>>52633328
fucking L E L
>>
>>52633333
>>
DO americans only get today off then or what? Do they have to go back to work and shit tommorw
>>
Surely this is the one day of the year I can drink ale without being a try hard hipster
Wouldnt want to under appreciate a gift now would I
>>
>>52633328
Might as well wait another year and a week until FIFA 2017 is out
>>
i got that dirty dick like charlie sheen
>>
Anyone not having turkey today?
>>
What's your haul lads

£1330
Cognac
Scotch
Chocolate
Jumpers
Shops
Fine coffee
>>
File: 383501.png (185KB, 296x447px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
383501.png
185KB, 296x447px
>spending Christmas on /brit/
>>
File: CW3gSCvWQAA8CFC.jpg (47KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
CW3gSCvWQAA8CFC.jpg
47KB, 600x600px
>>52633445

me
>>
>>52633445
Rasheed
>>
>>52633445
me t. jf

>>52633454
tenner more or less
>>
>>52633375
it's well over 20 quid. literally wtf. who do i speak to about this.
>>
>>52633458
give us kev's twitter then la
>>
>>52633480
screenshot the basket
>>
>>52633480

I really don't know m8, i was just pasting from amazon
>>
>>52633492
i wasn't born yesterday
>>
>>52633458
Hope he gets his green card
>>
>>52633454
>something that they lost
>model plane
>keyring
>beano book
>>
File: 829420.png (131KB, 215x295px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
829420.png
131KB, 215x295px
>>52633491
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle
>>
>>52633529
>>model plane
post it
>>
>>52633512
what
>>
>>52633412
why would we get tomorrow off
we have to make up the time we missed today
>>
>>52633529

>beano book

The annual?

They still make them?
>>
>>52633491
twitter.com/cenaboyle
Also his boards.ie
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=29971
>>
File: 1393054647327.jpg (48KB, 616x561px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1393054647327.jpg
48KB, 616x561px
>>52633529
>beano book
>>
>>52633458
I'm with the family and on /brit/
>>
>>52633529
>model plane

Haha you're that Irish guy who has the model planes?
>>
>>52633531
cheers xoxo
>>
ran out of sprouts in sainsburys lads
they ran out of sprouts on Christmas eve...
>>
>>52633554
what do Americans even call the day after Christmas
>>
>>52633548
brit is full of bullies m8

DOXED

Lol look at his basket

found this account lads.

lol gonna buy that so anon can\t
>>
>>52633445
Just you, Pavel
>>
who /pooeylynxlad/ here
>>
>>52633531
look at this lad! absolutely loves the mighty ducks! absolutely loves them he does
>>
Why does kev speak and post in short sentences
>bit cold out. Irish weather.
>at the doctor the other day. diagnoses depression.

Its like he speaks in bullet points
>>
>>52633616
ok
>>
£30 gift card on amazon lads what do i get with it
>>
>>52633613
this year we call it saturday
>>
Some people hate well begrudge you doing anything. It's either there way or no way.
>>
>>52633601
that's probably why they ran out you utter mong
>>
>>52633636
It's character
>>
>>52633645
a gf
>>
LITERALLY eating "potato hoops" right now, AMA
>>
>>52633645
can get a couple really nice buttplugs
>>
>>52633645

books
>>
>>52633648
their*
>>
>>52633636
he just greentexts everything without the >
>>
>>52633636
is he on tablets now?
>>
>>52633645
Fleshlight
>>
>>52633646
Any bar work in the city
>>
who even is this kev
>>
>>52633707
on tablets now for it.
>>
>>52633700
tell that to kev mate haha can't spell for peanuts
>>
does kev actually know hes a meme on a nepalese scenic walking board?
>>
>>52633716
they're 45 quid m8
>>
>>52633731
ok, good to know
>>
now i'm no fancy big city reddit user but why do people associate reddit with social liberalism if they (i assume) have far right subreddits too?
>>
Fucking hell lads, Kev is almost 31 years old at this point

mental
>>
File: 1451001787256.png (898KB, 606x605px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1451001787256.png
898KB, 606x605px
>>52633727
santa's little elf :3
>>
>I shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>
>>52633738
Yeah that's why he's on the tablets now
>>
>>52633754
birthday is on the 12th of jan
>>
>>52633782
nah that post is from like 2011 pre meme m8
>>
How did Kevin first become popular?
>>
any takeaways open this afternoon / evening? could murder a chippy tea
>>
>>52633757

>average boards.ie user
>>
>ANNIE DONT RUN AWAY
>WHERE I CANT FIND YOU THE GAME GONE TOO FAR
>>
bitch from pakistan, what else?
>>
>>52633806
rasheed
>>
cheers kev
>>
>>52633720
sure but you gotta compete with the mexicans
>>
>>52633796
Yeah I was trying to do a gimmick mate
>>
https://twitter.com/kayohefaye/status/680376848111517696
>>
>>52632199
What's that la?
>>
File: 1435072861187.jpg (158KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1435072861187.jpg
158KB, 500x500px
>fuck off huge christmas lunch got me tummy bloated :(
>cant go to the gym until sunday because it's closed

who /JUST/ here?
>>
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=87443602
>>
>>52633835
am getting the gold one 2moz 2bh x
>>
>>52633835
she should choke that bitch [her mum] out
>>
>>52633845
n'aww u gonna hve a little cry about it?
>>
getting xmas burgers at mcdonalds with the gf later
can't wait
>>
>>52633876
hehehe let me poo in ur little mouth :)
>>
>>52633880
>this is a standard christmas dinner in yankland
>>
File: 1450722283623.jpg (13KB, 171x278px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450722283623.jpg
13KB, 171x278px
>>52633847
>>
>>52633913
>>52633913
>>
File: 1403509108268.jpg (50KB, 397x416px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1403509108268.jpg
50KB, 397x416px
eating guylian chocolate
the nectar of the gods
Thread replies: 453
Thread images: 64
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK