Fun for the whole family edition
>>52625307
first for /whocomfy/
>not christmas themed
>no santa tracker
>LMM pic
awful
just awful
girl im talking with for a month just told me im worse than her previous bf who later becoem gay because i cant make a move...
what do /cum/? Only time Ive hooked up with girls is when doing lots of drugs or drunk, cant dela with this
why is COD such a good franchise?
I claim this thread for my fellow jews tbqh
>>52625307
>4mins 'til Santa cucks my wife
>>52625334
I'm Jewish and Christmas offends me
>>52625334
>Illinois
are you surprised
what does /cum/ drive?
>>52625351
nope, all of them are autismos
>>52625307
>no white Christmas OP
gas the faggot who made this thread
>>52625349
Im jewish and christmas DOESNT offend me
>>52625355
Mercury Mountaineer. I used to have an Accord but I crashed it.
>>52625341
don't do it man
>>52625351
Leave my beautiful state alone you prick
No need to be envious of our influence
>>52625372
Bad Jew
>>52625355
I drive.
>>52625333
About to cry tbhlad.
The thought of not having taytay is like a black hole crushing me into nothingness.
anime and music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB-Hklye2Co
>>52625333
I want to lick her cunt 2bh
>>52625341
>hasn't made a move in a whole month
she probably thinks you're gay as well
>>52625351
>buttmad southerner is butthurt about states that are better than his backwards shithole
Can't say I'm surprised
>>52625388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>52625374
>>52625383
thats what my mom sadi too ;_;
the only gf i had was when i was doing coke, i dont even know how that relationshop worked
>>52625365
Faps are better when they're long and heated. In order to do that I need to be alone.
Best lake/mountain area to live in within BC?
Help
What is Santa bringing you lads
>>52625416
>going to your mom for advice
Please tell me you're kidding
>>52625411
>illinois
>hostage of cuck county
>home to chiraq
>better than literally any state other than mississippi and maryland
>>52625413
yes
Night /cum/, merry Christmas from Minnesota
I send you love and blini
>>52625416
just move on, find another senpai
>>52625392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHuCwsWcrpA
>tfw finally met all your cousins gfs
>they are all really nice women with legitimately good personalities
It's so fucking weird, I've never met one in real life yet all my cousins found one, is it just a generation thing? Are women my age just the worst? Or do women become better with age?
>not celebrating christmas in the praries
Poor form buds
>>52625438
gnight, commie-harborer
>>52625433
>Illinois
>home to 3rd largest city in the US and the most culturally relevant city in America
>home to multiple presidents
>home to beautiful landscapes
>microcosm of America-Obama
>>52625438
Merry Christmas famalamadanadan
And goodnight.
>>52625429
>not having a great relationship with your mother
I feel bad for people like you
>>52625459
>most culturally relevant city in America
you mean new york?
>>52625464
>having a good relationship with either parent
I practically grew up by myself desu
>>52625341
Make a move or do drugs/get drunk
>>52625438
>Minnesota
Ge oss era nordiska tjejer för att vara ärlig
>>52625441
Better image
>>52625413
AND A REAL HERO
>>52625433
Not him but I use to live in IL in cook county.
It made me giggle the resemblance
>>52625464
the world is not a fantasy
also some of our mothers watch shit like Dr. Jerry Springer and are not people who should be approached for advice ever.
>>52625428
I don't know the answer to this. there are some nice places around, but I sure as fuck wouldn't want to actually live anywhere in BC other than greater vancouver/victoria/maybe nanaimo
>>52625429
i'm not desu, shes the only one i have to talk to honesrlty other than my meme friends and one online friend
>>52625438
i live in a tiny town, moved back from the city. It's hard
think im about to pass out lads, so merry christmas and yeah
>>52625459
>and the most culturally relevant city in America
lel
>>52625491
>the world is not a fantasy
>he thinks having a great relationship with your mother is just a fantasy world
I genuinely feel bad for you tbqhsmhfamily
>>52625496
I can't imagine going to my mom for anything
>>52625478
i have but she rejected it and said shes not ready so i m confused
>>52625501
>Montana
I can't even name one city from there desu
>>52625516
Good movie senpai
>>52625505
thinking everyone does or it's possible is fantasy thinking, yes
>>52625516
>having a family gathering
>so you can sit on your ass and watch mindless market researched entertainment
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
>>52625457
>>52625460
I send you two Christmas gifts in my heart
>>52625481
My grandmother is Norwegian, and the rest is German. I'm the only girl with green eyes and brown hair.
>>52625530
>hasnt memorized the US state capitols for all 50 states
>>52625516
How many times have they seen it before?
It's 2015
What if I become chad guiz? Can I still post in /cum/?
>>52625387
>>52625395
>>52625411
You know the entire state is a flat shithole outside the Chicago area. Enjoy the slow painful demise of all of your sports teams
>>52625530
of course you can't, you're a stupid abo who can't even win at monopoly lol
>>52625516
White Christmas desu senpai
>>52625546
Everything but Montana. As president I'd nuke the state desu
The piñata is ready
>>52625543
Post eye with date tb.h.
>>52625546
QUICK without google.
What is the capital of Wyoming and Montana
>>52625555
What and who?
>>52625553
>slow painful demise of sports teams
>implying they're not some of the best in the country
>forgetting about the Blackhawks especially
>implying Illinois isn't a rich and diverse state in and out of Chicago with numerous landmarks and cities
OH BURY ME NOT
ON THE LONE PRAIRIE
>>52625579
nobody cares
Faggots
>>52625579
Helena Montana, and Cheyenne, Wyoming
right?
What did you have for christmas dinner /cum/?
>>52625555
quads confirm le smelly man is a stupid fag lel
>>52625592
>39 second delay
CHEATER
>>52625583
anon no
>>52625581
>>implying Illinois isn't a rich and diverse state in and out of Chicago with numerous landmarks and cities
Almost had me until I read this. It's like you try and pretend the south side doesnt exist and there are people shot on a daily basis in chicago alone.
>>52625592
>googling when explicitly asked not to
Epic
>>52625546
What are the capitals of West Virginia, Connecticut, and North Dakota
>>52625595
Perogies, cabbage rolls, borscht, and salmon.
>posting useless memes from phone
>while taking shit on toilet
Actual shitposting
>>52625612
>Almost had me until I read this. It's like you try and pretend the south side doesnt exist and there are people shot on a daily basis in chicago alone.
I can tell you how to avoid being shot in one step
1. Don't go to chimp containment zones
These exist in every city
>>52625595
>christmas dinner
That's tomorrow. You have your Christmas dinner on Christmas even?
what are you guys doing now anyway? Im over at my parents place, everyone went to sleep and I'm drinking vodka here shot after shot feeling sorry for myself and sipping on some beer
>>52625628
uh...I dont know
hatford, CT
Bismark is SD....I dont remember ND
>>52625645
>1. Don't go to chimp containment zones
That consists of the entire southern 2/3rds of the state.
>>52625628
Dunno
Hartford, kinda easy dude. They had a professional sports team there, so anyone whose kinda into hockey knows about the Whalers.
Bismark
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/uscapitals
lets see what you nerds really know
>>52625657
basically the same but no vodka, just beer
>>52625583
In a narrow grave just six by three
We buried him there on the lone prairie
>>52625641
The best type of shitposting
Does /cum/ have it's own memes like sverigetråden? Or are we shitposting too much?
>>52625661
>That consists of the entire southern 2/3rds of the state.
That's all white people senpai
>>52625653
Yea.
god fuck i can only use 1/3 of this screen this is hell
>>52625659
>>52625665
I always thought that the capitol of CT was Bridgeport desu
>>52625657
Just sitting and listening to my family
>clock hits 1:11 AM
>church bells have been going off for 5 minutes straight now
>live right next to the church
For what purpose? Is there any reason they would ring at 1:11 AM? Is there any reason why this is legally allowed?
>>52625721
It's a warning
>>52625684
Just adding flags to images and that's it.
It's pretty pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFIfTf4WUWI
>>52625721
https://youtu.be/Eh5mfBfIFms
>>52625684
All our greatest memes were banned :'(
>>52625706
Good for you?
>>52625697
WEW lad
>>52625659
waitaminute, Bismark IS THE CAPITOL OF nd
>>52625761
It's not midnight it's 1:11 AM and they are still going off, it's not even like a jingle like normal it's just non stop ringing
>>52625721
It's the call to Armageddon.
>>52625781
Good luck lad
>>52625772
>>52625791
They are trying to scare off the grinch
>mfw i realise my leader is the hottest male politician in the world
>mfw i realize he could literally cuck other countries
>>52625803
She's fucking gorgeous, I wanna get in
>>52625669
games too hard i give up
>>52625799
>>52625803
>>52625812
I cant remember anything about kentucky or west Virginia at all
>>52625830
yeah I don't remember a lot of them either
it's Helena though
>>52625841
New Hampshire?
>>52625653
Yep. Then relaxing and left overs on Christmas Day. Though we have a turkey to eat also.
>>52625850
>>52625834
>>52625812
>>52625854
concord
>>52625848
Stop messing with my dick
>>52625854
uh....nope
>>52625852
>yeah I don't remember a lot of them either
>being this fucking stupid
Faggots everyone
>>52625657
I'm actually doing something similar but with less drinking. Drank too much earlier and got a head ache.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z2SySq2n-o
the bells are still ringing lads
im legitimately becoming concerned
>>52625871
The only way that you could possibly know this is if you live in Vermont or New Hampshire
>>52625868
>>52625841
It's Charleston
I fucking hate this state
>>52625902
>near where the revolution started
>same name as the town the revolution started in
nah lad ur just stupid
>>52625888
Are they Orthodox? Sick trips too.
>>52625721
it's time
>>52625914
I took a test and I thought that was the capitol of south carolina
a"meri""can"s aren't merry and can't do anything
>>52625916
My carnal instincts are being activated
>>52625916
low test desu
>>52625934
catholic
watching red october desu
>fapped 6 times today
>wanna fap again but its so hard
what do i do /cum/
>>52625968
Watching this to learn about Texas
They had it right in the old days senpai
Men should play female and male roles when acting, they are just better at projecting emotion
>>52625920
I didn't think that it would be the state's capitol.
>>52625968
>red october on the first hour of Christmas
Jelly tbhlad
I need a good movie after watching Star Wars.
>>52625984
Go on /nofap/ you degenerate prick.
>>52625988
Women are incapable of feeling emotion desu
I'm not in a situation where I can jerk, so do it for me.
Pic: Only sfw pic of my ex
>>52625984
Stop fapping.
Get out of this thread right now and go somewhere you won't be tempted.
>>52625988
closet faggot post that wants to pretend traps aren't gay desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxu6AAFvsYw
>santa currently dying of boredom flying over all of nebraska and kansas
>>52626028
post non sfw images of her please
>>52626040
>associates acting with sexual acts
I think you might be projecting a little be anon-kun
>>52626028
>posting pics of exes/gf
I'll never understand this
>>52626034
>stop fapping
>implying this is possible
I made it 2.5 weeks and I didn't gain any sort of enlightenment. I just had a boner 24/7 and wanted to fuck everything
>>52626042
Well meme'd my good sir.
marina
>>52626057
sure buddy, just go to /y/ already
>>52626060
>implying Im wrong
you think cornfields are interesting?
this thread looks cozy
>>52626059
>I made it 2.5 weeks
>havarti cheese with jalapenos in it
>>52626059
I'm proving my non-spergness
>>52626052
>>52626074
>t. someone who lives in a fucking literal desert
>>52626076
It's not. The weeb crossdressing faggot pedos are about to swarm this place.
Is it insulting if I say I don't know if somebody likes a certain type of game when describing it to them?
>>52626093
>northern california
>a desert
>shitcago education
>>52626083
Ya it really wasn't fun. I tried holding out for the whole month but I gave in after asses started being dumped in a random /pol/ thread. I couldn't look away ;-;
Anyway nofap is a meme. I just had a 24/7 boner. Most of the people who do nofap have gfs theyre allowed to fuck anyway which is fucking cheating in my eyes
That feel when I will never be Italian American
That feel when I will never get to shitpost about Mussolini and the Italian mob
At least I still have the Confederacy and sometimes the IRA right /cum/
>>52626094
well one of this things i like. maybe ill break even
>>52626088
noice lad
excellent dubs
[spoiler]POST MORE[/spoiler]
>>52626116
I think you're a few decades late for the confederacy, lad
>>52626115
>jerking off while having a gf is cheating
What? Am I misunderstanding?
>>52626100
>Illinois is just Chicago
>desert people education
>>52626116
>tfw half Italian
Not fun desu. Italian relatives are SHIT
>>52626074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzBhRf8Opro
>tfw I'm the first person to watch this
>>52626145
I mean cheating in the nofap challenge. I was doing it with zero release for my balls and I went to the subreddit and it turns out most of the people there have gfs they can empty their balls into.
really?
>>52626147
>putting an accent on Corn
what the fuck am I watching
>>52626170
>tumblr filename
Can't act like I'm surprised
>>52626150
>tfw Arnold will never make a good movie again
martial industrial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC0yWo1lerA
>>52626182
>expendables series
>escape plan
>>52625834
>>52625850
who is this
>mfw when an ameri"""can""" replies to my thread
>>52626173
Seems like ISIS sleeper agents learning how to fit in.
>>52626202
Has she ever even got her tits out before?
>>52626209
>any of those
>good
>>52626212
>Canadian humor
It literally hurts me that I will never be able to cuddle her tbqh
>>52626209
>Any of those good
>>52626210
Iskra Lawrence iirc
>>52626232
>not enjoying the expendables series
wow, I knew you had shit taste, but this takes the cake
>>52626240
Pretty qt desu
>>52626230
Isn't she gender fluid or some shit?
>tfw wanna fap but Catholic guilt will get to me.
Fug. Who else /catholic/ here?
>>52626246
>doesn't like edgy movies directed at preteens
>pleb taste
Just want to take a moment to be thankful that I wasn't born in europe.
https://youtu.be/gOk_qxkBphY
>>52626267
>expendables
>edgy
>>52626251
this tbqh
>>52626261
I went to Catholic school
The guilt is real
>>52626263
Oh cool. I know what I'm doing for the next half hour.
>>52626246
he is from illinois, it's to be expected unfortunately.
fun night
>>52626280
How the fuck wasn't it?
Just look at this
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M
DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIING OOOOOOF AAAAAA WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE christmas
>>52626245
>Google the video of her dancing to save for a wank
>She's dancing to nigger beats, not that I didn't expect it
>The guy holding the camera chuckles
>He's definitely a coon
god damn it
>mfw i BTFO an american so hard he deleted his thread
>watching cartel land
>they literally insert audio of the old as fuck guy telling his 20 year old gf to kiss his dick
>>52626302
>he's from literally where: the state
>>52626309
well, if you even watched...I dont know, 5 minutes of it you'd see its not edgy in the slightest
>>52626333
It's pretty fucking edgy lad
Just abandon this argument before I lose more respect for you
>>52626289
Thankfully I never went to one.
>>52626353
its not. And if you actually watched it you'd know that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJdsVBhKomU
Reminder :3
>>52626309
Calling a brainless shoot-em-up movie "edgy" is like calling a romantic comedy "fruity." The genre is edgy retardation by default.
>>52626376
Here's a nice chicano song for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6zXgiKhTus
No joke, this is the most bangin Nasheed in all of existence. Stick in until the 00:28.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmvbzzf1o7w [Embed]
>>52626374
Can someone who has watched it back me up on this? I don't even need to watch it to know it's edgy preteen shit
>>52626385
Nah there are some deep and thought provoking action movies
cum lol
>>52626402
Hey did you make this pic? I saw it on /g/ earlier today
>>52626407
>>52626406
>I havent even watched it, but I know enough about the movie because I looked at the cover
>>52626402
Listening to arab shit on Christmas?
Go spend some time with your friends or family.
>>52626402
>Nasheed that isn't purely vocal harmonies
this is some haram bullshit, senpai
>>52626440
I've also seen the trailer
>>52626441
>not listening to arab shit on christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9t7gW3F8x4
>>52626432
No, someone else on here made it. I can't remeber the flag tho and I feel bad about it because I wanted to credit him.
>>52626441
It's 12AM brah, not the time of Christmas you do those activities.
>>52626487
Oh I just saw you post all the time and assumed. Saw some oc I made years ago show up on /b/ earlier today while I was taking a shit. Literally hadn't seen them in years
>>52626469
No instruments so not haram.
It's stomping and clapping = halal.
>>52626504
>tfw you still see your OC get posted on different boards
It's one of the greatest feelings in the world tbch.
>>52626399
That song always makes me think of huevos rancheros for some reason
here is a fun one by some respectable negros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
>>52626469
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-HrjAEHzAY
>>52626534
It really is desu. I take comfort knowing that when I die my memes will live on
>so hot I took a cold shower and am sleeping in just underwear
Probably the first and only christmas eve/christmas this will happen
oh and Merry Christmas! (good time zones)
>>52626528
she looks like she wishes she was dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu1yijNTeus
>that overwhelming emotion when you rewatched FLCL and it's still one of the best anime ever made in your opinion
Neger
Helldivers is fun.
Acne is not.
merry Christmas /cum/
Red October just ended
my favorite part was where the commie sub accidentally torpedoed itself
>Santa still hasnt made it past the rockies yet
>>52626569
>Florida
more like every fucking year
Merry Christmas desu
I too am sleeping half naked due to it being 92% humidity and 72 degrees
>>52626596
Merry Christmas senpai
>>52626596
is she blonde or is my monitor just that fucked
>>52626591
>everybody looks exhausted besides the woman with the black kid
>>52626617
Autism
>>52626596
You too
>>52626596
merry christmas, bama
Who's going to be here on new years?
brb, checking under tree
Good night everyone.
I love you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhWEqQSjPM8
best Christmas song
>>52626617
I thought I missed it hours ago desu
>>52626569
>only
>What is climate change
You're in for scorchers for the rest of your life bud.
>>52626558
Mashallah brother. The memes never die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt47llMalmc
>>52626665
good night
>>52626665
Night y-you too
>>52626665
Sweet dreams
>>52626147
holy shit im fucking dying
didnt notice her until the end of the video
fucking spooky
