Snowy White Christmas edition
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top for being jewish now
Canada must /cum/ first.
Have you been naughty or nice?
Going to Oklahoma soon lads
>ask santa to ban weebs
>There's still anime here
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>three new threads again
holy fuck you guys get your shit together
>>52627029
someone wasnt a good boy
>9 seconds off
>>52627025
Where?
>>52627018
Naughty
>>52627029
whats anime
>people made 2 other new threads after me
>>52627043
I-I liked your edition too ;___:
Maybe we can post like crazy then migrate to your thread
nah
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>>52627009
This us going to get deleted and then you people will bitch and moan.
every time
remember to use sage
It has spoken
Sup bros
Just came back from Christmas party
Time to drink all the tequila I got
Post your Christmas genetic results lads
12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING
11 PIPERS PIPING
10 LORDS A-LEAPING
9 LADIES DANCING
8 MAIDS A-MILKING
7 SWANS A-SWIMMING
6 GEESE A-LAYING
5 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
4 CALLING BIRDS
3 FRENCH HENS
2 TURTLE DOVES
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE
>>52627043
North East, nearest town is an hour away from my home and its called Miami
>>52627094
I need to take this meme test soon
>>52627090
Good lad
>>52627097
I went on saw that bear live once at some theater desu
>>52627094
oy vey
>>52627090
Thighs or 915?
>>52627094
where do?
I had to pay for ancestry.com's test
>>52627094
>tfw 23andme double their price
Probably gonna order a FTDNA kit.
>>52627125
>tfw 23andme double their price
Did they really?
>>52627125
they are regulated by the FDA officially now iirc so of course the price went up
The thing tells you drug sensitivities, or used to at least. Dunno if it still does.
>so warm we celebrated outside
feels weird desu
Quick name some band that white chicks like but won't make me feel like a faggot for saying I like them.
Talking about music with women is the worst fucking thing ever because it's either pop shit or shitty tumblrcore punk and indie.
/cum/ is now a nofap general
>>52627103
>There's a Miami, Oklahoma
>>52627151
Beatles?
>>52627151
uhhhh I dunno, like Oasis or somethin?
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>>52627125
doesn't it now include a medical test too
>>52627166
Beatles are for faggots, but I was thinking more about current pop bands.
>>52627151
Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, A bunch of other indie bands honestly.
>>52627148
Seriously I wore fucking shorts today
>>52627153
Continue
>>52627156
Go there
>>52627173
Sounds a bit too Jewish for me
>>52627125
how am I supposed to figure out how cucked I am on a budget
>>52627151
Cold Play and things of that nature. Boybands if you want preteens
t. Girl
>>52627173
Pretty much this
>>52627122
This is the ancestry.com test
>>52627125
I also bought 23 and me along with ancestry dna, all these tests are rip offs though, I might buy ftdna just for my ydna though
>>52627005
Help for what?
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>>52627107
Have some (You)
Merry Christmas lads
>>52627219
i had a (You) on my christmas list, thanks anon
>>52627219
Bless (You) lad, Merry Christmas.
>>52627156
its just like regular Miami but instead of beautiful oceans it has chat piles
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>>52627219
(You) sir are a gentleman and a scholar
why are (YOU)s so important?
>>52627173
You can just buy a $99 kit from any other vendor and upload the raw data to Promethease or any of the other hundreds of sites for $5 or less.
>>52627219
>tfw no (You)
Goyim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHM_PHKpKyU
>>52627232
>The city is named after the Miami tribe. Miami is the capital of the Miami Tribe of Oklahoma, Modoc Tribe of Oklahoma, Ottawa Tribe of Oklahoma, Peoria Tribe of Indians and Shawnee Tribe.
Should have known.
>>52627248
hey
:^)
Why is this thread so much better than the other one up that isn't the ISIS trap thread?
I think it's because that is serving as a weeb containment zone. If only they'd fuck off back to their crossdressing board on the other chan /cum/ could enter a new golden age
>>52627249
shalom mechakike
are you enjoying your chinese food on this goy day?
>>52627248
Here (You) go.
>>52627260
She's cute
>>52627249
Real thread is that way senpai
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>>52627248
Noticed
>>52627249
that looks extremely painful
>>52627273
Post more of this little guy
>>52627288
para ti
>>52627288
She's a big girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzz4Z-O7710
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>>52627273
Thank (You)
>>52627303
>Eli Shekelbergstein Production Inc. OC Do Not Steal
>>52627312
>fetty wap
into the trash it goes
>>52627303
Sure
>>52627314
Another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rVQyQrmBs
>>52627309
i can fap to this
>>52627343
>tfw broke up with my girlfriend because she listened to him
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>>52627343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
>>52627370
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/save-image-in-folder/
I would just like to share this really nice add-on I found recently. Saves me so much fucking time in saving pics
the one I saved it to is my general picture library, but as you can see I have the option to save in any number of folders. Not shilling, but it's helped me be a lot more efficient
>>52627312
YEEEEEEAAHHH BABY
1738
>>52627382
Banger desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpdjbzTIhM
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>>52627399
>all those pictures that are mine
Post qts
>>52627360
Brazil go away
Go to luso
>>52627415
rare jojo ('･ω･`)
>>52627417
I'll always have a piece of you anon :3
>>52627430
stoheim did almost nothing wrong
>>52627434
Are you obsessed with me or something?
Latinas son bonitas para ser honesto
>>52627454
You have good pics and are easily in my top 3 favorite posters here anon-kun
>>52627430
4u
BROWN
SLUTS
Also is it just me or is /cum/ more active than usual this late? Everyone waiting for Santa?
>>52627467
Oh gosh.
>>52627471
Noice.
pls stop I am on nofap
>>52627465
Cierto
>>52627498
iirc I owe about half of my ruse folder to you too
>>52627485
we have 5 threads up desu
>>52627502
Nofap is a meme
>>52627498
that's not something to be happy about
>>52627518
Wouldn't that slow it down?
Kind of depresses me that janny's apparently have more of a life than I do desu
>>52627533
Bad post
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>>52627548
Should probably proofread my posts
Now I'm just embarrassed
>>52627560
I get a cunt vibe from her desu sorry
>>52627533
I've worked before but never died.
Does this mean I'm a god?
>>52627571
lost to this
>>52627583
Guess we're both gods
>>52627596
Good lad
She's a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0hLBF0rN8
>>52627571
I know her irl. I thought the same thing when I met her but she's extremely down to earth.
>>52627613
Ever heard the anime remixes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
Bonus and my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
>>52627624
Well that's good. Having a tinder isn't usually a good sign though
>>52627613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
Bit hungry lads
Fucking Santa ate all my cookies and shiet
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>>52627641
nice senpai
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>>52627658
I'm convinced you're me desu
>>52627678
Pretty damn similar iah.
>>52627678
Forgot how pretty she was desu ;-;
Not the same girl lad, she still has no tinder, but rather a beta looking bf.
The tinder photos are girls I found on Tinder in Sweden tb.h.
>>52627690
also not something to be happy about
>>52627690
How old r u
>>52627694
>those fucking curves
Fug
still can't sleep
>>52627702
If you weren't jumping on joto's hate bandwagon you'd realize I'm a pretty cool lad
>>52627710
I greatly appreciate your posts lad. Just thought I'd let you know :)
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>>52627721
you too
pretty disappointed with John Williams stuff from The Force Awakens. Nothin that really stood out. Even the phantom menace had duel of the fates
>>52627731
:3
>>52627729
Good post
>>52627702
Making an observation, is that wrong? We're similar as well.
Everyone on /cum/ is similar.
Everyone on 4chan is similar.
>>52627729
how can someone with such a fat ass have such a non existant rack
>>52627743
NO.
>>52627704
22
>>52627710
Sleep puts you too close to death.
We must never sleep or else we will die.
>>52627764
20 if you didn't already know
>>52627747
The sexy juices got pushed elsewhere
That being said petite girls are extra qt desu
I like girls in general
>>52627760
You like posting on /cum/ I see. Pretty damn similar lad.
>>52627764
The feeling of being near to death is the only time I can truly feel alive
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>>52627775
>people born in 1999 are on tinder having casual sex
Bit odd to think about
>>52627779
Fear of death is the ultimate stimuli, the ultimate point of humanity.
That fear drives us to even do good and make the best of our short time.
It drives us to live.
To feel.
>>52627806
Spooky how 1999 was fucking ages ago
Bit much for me, but here's one for you boob guys
>>52627806
Age of consent in Sweden is 15.
I'm jealous of the father in Christmas Story desu
>>52627842
Tasty. You're a good poster man.
>>52627806
People born after 9/11 are on 4chan
>>52627832
2spooky4me
>tfw questionable race gf
>>52627851
Good for them I guess. Best to let them get contraceptives if they're going to be fucking already
>>52627854
:)
>>52627857
This is even worse desu
Wew
>>52627851
w-wew. No wonder so many people go to Sweden..
>>52627852
I forgot to watch that movie this year and I doubt I'll watch it tomorrow.
>>52627874
it's on TNT right now
I've never seen Die Hard lads
Should probably get around to that
>>52627857
>there are Americans that don't remember 9/11
>>52627870
Kids there don't always sadly. IIRC they tried making a free emergency to-your-door condom program to combat this.
Post more of her?
>>52627870
>tfw attracted to shitskins like this
>>52627880
Found it.
Thanks.
Left or right?
>>52627895
Honestly my reaction as a kid kind of scares me as an adult. Guess it was because everyone was being so serious, but I couldn't stop giggling and got in huge trouble for that.
>>52627906
>shitskin
A bit rude desu. She's pretty, what of it?
>tfw you love life
>tfw you love your family
>tfw you don't care much at all for humanity in its current state
I'm the leader this world deserves and desperately needs to be quite tbqh family
>>52627901
Yes please
>>52627938
Bit jelly desu
>>52627925
I thought those uniforms were from my high school for a second.
>>52627925
right, looks like she has broader hips
Gonna go to bed in a min or two
Promise me to transfer to the arabic trap thread ;-;
I enjoy the segregation from Joto and her gang of crossdressing bullies
>>52627972
No problem bro
For the intelligence agency
Good night senpaitachi
>>52627958
That pic is a classic case of cute vs. hot imo
>>52627956
Would have been quite the coincidence :)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3775771.stm
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>>52627972
You guys need to seriously bury the hatch and stop this war.
It's a general, so stuff like this is going to happen, but if you're really going to come here everyday, why not try to get along?
>>52627947
>Bit jelly desu
The trick is to not care about what people tell you you should care about
>>52628010
Are you retarded? His intention is solely shitposting and all you're doing either which way is encouraging it, there's nothing to settle because he just wants to shitpost.
Lel I'm in bed
>>52628010
I would love to get that over with. I'm tired of it
>>52628036
There's no way you actually believe this
I take it all my posts in this thread are shitposts too?
i bought 5lbs of hamburger and it wont fit in my microwave to defrost
>>52628073
True American patriot
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-winter-vomiting-disease-outbreak-rises-in-state-20151224-story.html
>barfifornians
Going to sleep
Gn thread
>>52628036
You're looking at this one sided.
Take a third person view.
Both of them are shitposting.
It's autistic from each side and it's futile and inane.
You can keep going on about it and deny it, but it's two sides of the same coin in my honest non bias opinion.
I like to talk to everyone here, I don't care who you are.
I will not stop talking to everyone because I believe everyone deserves that.
>its almost 4 am
>have to wake up in 4 hours
>im tired but havent gone to bed
>instead im sitting in a thread with a bunch of people talking about some war between transexuals in various threads that I've never heard of
ive lost control of my life
>>52628073
>defrosting meat in a microwave
>>52628110
Good post mostly. I don't shitpost
>>52628109
Gn senpai
>>52628110
You're being fooled by him
>>52628110
>I will not stop talking to everyone because I believe everyone deserves that.
and that's where we differ
I'm not going to waste my time debating this again though
>>52628122
it wont fit so im leaving it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-5DJhBh6M
this really is fucking awful
for once I actually agree with melon man
>>52628036
I wish he'd go shitpost in r9k where he belongs
90% of the garbage he posts is ripped straight from r9k anyways
>>52628153
>college humor
literally closed it as soon as I saw this, you should feel ashamed, I'm being completely serious you as a human should be ashamed of yourself
>>52628120
That's a nice pepe
Can I save it?
>>52628138
Le evil mastermind face
I feel like you're shitposting at this point. You cant believe the shit coming from your mouth rn
>>52628158
Link me a post in the past few threads that I've done that
>>52627889
Yes, get around to it las, more entertaining than the shitposts here
>>52628168
I'd rather you did not save my papa picture but I have no way of stopping you.
The only deciding factor of if you save it is if you you are a winner or a loser.
Winners take victory, losers wait for it to come to them.
>>52628138
I've been her since the beginning (on and off) I used to post here when it was still off and on /usa/ threads.
I don't like somethings about him, and I don't like somethings about Joto, but I like them both regardless.
>>52628149
Why? Why are you going to assert a position and not defend it? It just makes the assertion shallow in the first place.
I'm being honest, no ill will.
I like you too,
>>52628168
>Link me a post in the past few threads that I've done that
>he says as he cluelessly posts an r9k meme
>>52628180
...
I'm saving it
>>52628150
Is it wrapped up? Why not in the sink?
I don't know, I guess I'm old fashion with these things.
>>52628188
Oh, all this butthurt is centered around my extensive cartoon frog collection?
>>52628181
I've tried before and it was pointless because you're adamant in your "everyone's equal" shit. I see no point in trying again.
>>52628204
I have completely forgotten hot water exists
Flo is getting old
>>52627604
Sauce plz
>>52627641
Sauce plz
>>52627842
Sauce plz
>>52627925
Sauce plz
>>52627999
Sauce plz
>>52628001
Sauce plz
>>52628226
We've all been there
>>52628226
You are horrible at burger anon.
Just a friendly tip so you can be a better american, microwaving meat to defrost it ruins the flavor, using hot water to defrost meat causes some very high levels of bacterial growth, which also ruins the meat.
You should let it sit out a few hours, while covered or in a bag, before you plan on cooking it.
>>52628219
Everyone isn't equal. But we should make an effort to treat people equally.
It's like treating animals humanly, rules of war and POW treatment.
>>52628226
Hot water is love, hot water is life.
>>52628258
When I took my food handlers certification, the recommended method was to put it in a container of cold water in the sink and allow cold water to drip from the faucet to maintain the temperature
I usually do that or set out in the fridge the night before
>>52628219
What do you see in joto that makes you shill do hard? It used to like me and I can't say I hate it even now. I just don't get why you'd be its lackey so to speak
>>52628282
either of those is acceptable
>>52628258
If you need to defrost fast, hot water is okay. But for things that need to be defrosted slowly, it's cold water.
Burger meat covered in water proof wrapping should be okay.
Or is this still bad?
http://strawpoll.me/6359431
>>52628289
You don't want it above a certain texture (60F is what I go by) for over 30 minutes or so because latent bacteria will begin to reproduce quickly.
Fug gotta go to bed senpaitachi
Brother's gift I ordered him still isn't here yet
Most of the shit I ordered him is here except one old coin.
>>52628316
>texture
temperature
>>52628306
can my power be that I am the main global leader that decides the direction humanity moves in?
>>52628306
>not choosing the one with super powers
I shiggy
>>52628316
I thought so, I usually have it defrosted enough to cut or mold before 30 minutes.
Thank you anon.
>>52628345
Sounds like a stressful job
>>52628355
I just want a gf
>>52628361
I'd be willing to take the sacrafice so I could save humanity and this planet
>>52628373
What if your power was to seduce anyone you want.
Literally any power of your choosing.
>>52628373
Tbh I want one, but I also recognize that all my problems wouldn't be magically solved and I have to love myself first, which I dont at all
>>52628374
I just want a comfy life desu. Good on you. What would be the steps you'd take?
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>>52628407
I like the middle east desu
>only city in Washington that's visited is Seattle
LMAOING AT WASHINGTONFAGS
>>52628258
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>>52628316
i've been doing so many things wrong
>>52628461
Seattle seems like it'd be nice minus the sjws and hipsters
Officially good night
>>52628462
there's a reason they request food handlers cert
though these practices are long-term habits, your likelihood of getting sick from mishandling a single plate are low but that shit builds up
>>52628462
At least you're learning.
That's what matters in the end.
>>52628481
Night
>>52628404
>What would be the steps you'd take?
Revoke voting rights for over half of the population, total globalization and destruction of any foreign forces trying to create religious laws.
After that I would create optional segregated cities in all areas of the planet along (think china town or little italy) along with diverse cities and everything in between. Segregated cities would have their laws enforced of course, other races entering said cities would immediately be treated as a criminal.
I'd also centralize public education, making it more efficient using the internet as distribution and cutting out optional classes allowing children to discover their passions in their free time instead of having their creativity beaten out of them at a young age.
I could go on for hours about the things I'd change but It's 4 AM, I'm half awake and there is a character limit on 4chan.
Friendly reminder
>>52628495
:3
>>52628511
I'd vote for you
>>52628511
This seems like a pressure cooker made to blow.
>>52628511
So the future seems bright you
>>52628555
It's a perfect plan shut up
>>52628525
Thanks, current germany is actually an inspiration of mine. Purely because of the direction that country is heading.
>>52628555
That could be a description of humanity for the last 2000+ years. Life is a high risk high reward experience, stagnation leads to destruction. Why do you think war has been our main form of progression since our entire existence?
>>52628586
yes
>>52628669
It's one of the greatest setup scenarios for a race war I've ever seen, if it's any consolation.
>>52628687
I know it has, but hasn't humanity been moving towards no wars, peace and love, for awhile now? It would be even more fun to see this thing progress as is and see how much we can unite.
I for one welcome the new one world government. Maybe we can make space colonies and start interplanetary wars.
>>52628735
No we're heading towards the war to end all wars
>>52628735
>but hasn't humanity been moving towards no wars, peace and love, for awhile now?
I personally believe we are moving more towards recurrent war than anything else. We are building up enemies just to knock them down just so we can justify spending so much money developing more weapons that the population should then hope actually benefits their lives at some point.
Under me there would be no real war, at least not after the first resistance of what I'd expect to be mostly muslims and rednecks. Everybody else is content enough with modern life that all it takes is a decent market research team to make them think they want something.
>literally so fucking hot and wet outside frogs are doing mating calls
NOOOO THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE
>>52628812
rip froggu
>>52628812
Good. Frogs are gross.
>tfw winter is actually showing up soon
winter is love
winter is life
>>52628767
Yes, interplanetary wars with weapons capable of destroying planets with one blow.
Wars that spread out infinitely until the universe itself is destroyed.
Ultimate destruction.
>>52628812
I fucking hate this. I went insane once from frogs in a pool that wasn't maintained.
>>52628800
But that's what the NWO is doing now, it's all about dumbing down and passifing the population to accept their ways.
Take out your enemies, secure world resources, global influence, and make the population think they made a change with their vote on the new iphone32 proudly made in every designated third world factory of a country.
>>52628899
pacifying*
How embarrassing.
>>52628858
Amphbians are adorable
Fyi a potential key to medical research and discovery lies in the uniqueness of amphibian skin. They breathe through their skin so there is a ton of potential research and research already being done with just amphibian skin
>>52628866
Winter with rain is the worst.
>>52628899
China already has control of 98%~ of the worlds rare earth minerals. All threats to society are from threats that major world powers have openly created and continue to fund to this day. What you believe if a NWO is really just capitalists not realizing that the world isn't just a game.
There's two threads?
Cool cool cool.
>>52628973
second time this has happened im surprised janitor isnt blowing a blood vessel
>>52628973
>tfw look at other thread
>all the anime and trans posters are in that thread
I think we got the better deal tbqh
>>52628969
desu I don't really believe in the NWO.
>>52628973
There's 4.
Goodnight guys.
>>52629019
night anon
>>52629000
Meh
>>52629003
/cum/ is /cum/
>>52629019
Have a good one.
>>52629019
Goodnight.
