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christmas is here
http://www.noradsanta.org/
Best thread
Why is everyone acting like an autist tonight?
JESUS ITS NEVER ENDS IT PUSHES ITS WAY INSIDE
christmas is probably appropriate desu
>not drinking whiskey by the fire tonight
what third world peasant wouldnt do this
>>52627055
I have no whiskey on me, just vodka and old beer
>>52627031
we're talking about the subset of posters that are all online on christmas eve, of course it's going to be worse than normal
>>52627071
Fair enough.
I'm gonna skip this and watch a movie desu
what did you guys get for christmas? I got nothing.
>>52627128
santa hasnt visited the west coast yet
why are there 2 other threads and why are they so bad
also nth for don't bully
>>52627071
This includes you
Why does Lucy have a Cardinal's hat?
>>52627149
don't have autism tho
i'm still here cause my family's asleep and i'm wound up from my drive back
>>52627009
Christmas was yesterday. It's the 25th now.
Dumb anglofats...
>>52627180
christmas is on the 25th, dumb swede
>>52627180
christmas is on the 25th you godless fucks
>>52627128
secret santa desu
>>52627180
>Muslims forced Sweden to change the date of Christmas
god dammit, it'll take santa forever to cover all of alberta, and midnite is approaching
>>52627128
I dunno yet. Whatever the case I'll be quite happy
and with that I'll head to bed.
nightt
>>52627145
Lonely autists and all that.
Merry Christmas, anon.
>>52627217
>mfw santa will give presents to Alaska before the West Coast
I'll be financially better off if I move back with my parents but I'm paranoid about reverting back to my younger self desu
>>52627217
>>52627251
definitely rigged by jealous worst coasters
>>52627226
sounds fun
merry christmas!
>>52627031
No one posts Latin qts in these threads anymore so it's not
>>52627262
I doubt that'll happen.
>>52627298
I can spam pictures of hot dudes if you want me to be obnoxious.
almost in british columbia...
>>52627330
I know it's unreasonable desu.
>>52627009
That santa tracker is actually pretty neat.
>>52627455
state of the art military technology
>>52627388
god dayum
>>52627463
Ljudskog pls no
He went back to montana
>>52627509
>11:54
>Santa still isn't close to the coast
>>52627499
waaaay too much ass
NO, NOT ARIZONA
>FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA
>6 MINUTES
>>52627582
>>52627603
Santa is not real, you nerds
DECK DA HARRS WIT BOWS OF HORRY
FARARA RARA RA RARARA
>>52627618
then how do kids get their presents, dummy
>>52627618
How could you say that to them, anon?
>>52627582
I guess this is it.
Santa was here at 9 pm desu.
>Christmas morning
>still no presents
The dream is dead.
Fuck Santa.
m-merry christmas
>>52627205
U a furry?
>>52627688
This is 100% Santa's fault
>>52627686
hes not gonna leave any while you're still awake anon
>>52627688
merry christmas!
>>52627635
this weather is killing me
>>52627744
Agreed
>>52627628
They're delivered via supersonic aircraft.
>>52627635
Sorry.
They must know the truth.
>>52627765
yah, like a supersonic aircraft wouldnt wake everyone up
even if it WAS how would they get the presents in the house, AND eat the cookies and rink the milk
whats up. im driking wine from the bottle
hope yyou had a nice christmas.and ate a lot..im gonnaplay stalker. bye. santa is real he just kissed me.and he didnt mind the weather
stop this autism, just come to our thread already
>>52627758
50% chance of rain today
I'm wearing my jacket in rebellion
>>52627796
>playing stalker
>drinking wine
you're a bad cheeky breeky, Anon
>>52627796
merry christmas dude
hope you had fun
>>52627744
It's way too hot for Christmas.
I remember another Christmas I was all cozy in a comfy robe and drinking something warm. Now it isn't even slightly cold.
>>52627786
Your parents leave the door open and let the hobos eat and drink.
It's all a lie.
>>52627810
gimme a break i dont know why im doing this either
>>52627819
m3rry chr1stm4s.ihave enjoyed your music tast and
>>52627855
>Your parents leave the door open and let the hobos eat and drink.
Why wouldn't his parents just eat and drink the cookies and milk?
and have a nice day*
que baboso
>>52627894
because its for santa
I dont know who shat in his stocking to make him hate santa so much
Why is Santa in Mexico and not Texas?
>>52627916
he already went through texas
now he's just purposefully avoiding the coast
>>52627758
>>52627803
how do you live in this
>>52627831
It's coming next week. Depending on what part of the state you're in, I forgot a while back desu
>>52627916
texas is mexico
mexico is texas
>>52627923
Have we been too naughty for Santa to stop by.
look at him
its quite obvious he has no fucking idea what hes doing.. or where he is or wheres he is going
hes one of us
>>52627916
Texas has been naughty
>>52627984
he's been at this for more than 24 hours
he's tired, mang
>>52627926
Not happily, that's for sure. Wouldn't mind living up north at all.
>>52627923
Oh, I guess Texas was just a high priority.
>>52627930
Anon pls.
>>52627926
I don't
Why do my parents have to live down here
>>52628000
he's been going westward. started on the least coast, slowly, ever so slowly, making it over here
>>52627996
Then why did he take the job?
Lazy fucker.
>>52627926
barely
>>52628025
would YOU turn down the opportunity to be santa claus?
>>52627988
Naughty how? Texas has a heart as big as the state. We're all very nice.
Also, nice thighs and nose desu.
>>52628022
SAN DIEGO
>>52628025
Who's gonna fire him?
>>52628044
>Los angeles gets santa first
i'm gonna make a startup to compete with santa
need some investment desu
>>52627996
id be probably shitting fun and smiles if my job was flying around sitting all day once every year
ah
hes crossing the border now
told you he was one of us
chicano
>>52628038
Yes.
Driving a sleigh at supersonic speeds sounds boring af
>>52628071
santa has a worldwide passport
even the commies wouldnt shoot him down
>>52628060
They put an oddly high amount of effort into this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR-_novdArc
>>52628088
>making children happy sounds boring af
>>52628090
I hope Santa avoids t*rkey
>>52628108
Muslims are automatically on the naughty list
rudolph loves big fat hjuicy pussy
h-he's moving north at least
>>52628070
You'll need to go pretty fast. He's going as fast as 2.4 km/s I believe.
>>52628042
Nevermind, he already visited Texas.
I'm guarding my chimney just in case the fucker tries to break in.
>>52628228
need lots of investment
gibe
I love you guys this drink is for you
>>52628243
cheers
SANTA'S COMING TO BEND, OREGON
he flew literally 40 miles south of me en route to nevada
Im going to bed
>>52628298
Good night
>>52628298
Night
>>52628298
You've been naughty.
gn
>>52628232
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be jolly and friendly.
>>52628238
That's around 7 mach, anon. Santa is too advanced.
>>52628298
Night, anon.
>>52628324
best love story ever told
>>52628332
I don't need to match his speed desu, i just need enough computational power to brute force the travelling salesman problem. p sure santa's running analogue and that's why his routing's sub-optimized shit
>>52627009
Holy shit I just realized there's a town in my state called Lebanon.
t. Oregon Mountain Man
>>52628294
hurry anon get to bed
>>52628298
goodnight
PORTLAND IS NEXT PORTLAND IS NEXT
>>52628332
I'll beat him up and steal all of the gifts.
Ah shit yes.
Here comes the Santa Man
>Santa literally skips over all of Washington to go to Seattle
Lmaoing at Washingtonfags
>>52626993
>>52626993
>>52626993
Fill up the real thread first
>>52628443
Sweet dreams and deus vult
>>52628443
sleep tight
>>52628362
Maybe Santa's elves missed a few of their operation research classes.
>>52628387
But, what if he just came to bring you and your pets cute presents?
>>52628443
Good night.
>>52628411
everything relevant is between portland and seattle anyway
>>52628443
sweer dreams anon
hallo hallo just got out of the shower
top comfy rn
>>52628476
Washington was the last state to be visited because you're the most naughty.
>>52628518
Merry Christmas, anon.
>>52628465
Think about it.
An old man breaking into your house. What if Santa is a pervert?
No thanks.
>>52628536
ho ho ho! Merry Christmas~
The Trans-Siberian orchestra makes the best christmas music imo, also
>>52628559
What if, indeed.
>>52628465
And I missed a few of my gift wrapping classes. I'll just set these apart so they aren't both obviously whiskey bottles.
>>52628536
but ive been good all year
>>52628518
chilling in the living room desu
>>52628559
I never thought about it that way. But, if he is, you would have something in common with him.
>>52628565
>Trans-Siberian orchestra
They're pretty great.
>>52628627
That's alright, no one cares about wrapping as much as they do the gift.
>>52628634
I don't know, anon. I never did get those Christmas thighs of yours that you definitely promised.
LMM went to bed, you guys can come to the other thread if you want
>>52628707
I've been posting in both anyway.
>>52628707
When he isn't having his occassional autism fits he's a pretty nice guy from what I can tell
>>52628661
How is that treating you?
Hopefully you left out some santa treats!
>>52628691
>They're pretty great.
pretty top notch imo. I love that symphonic rock sound
also
> those Christmas thighs of yours that you definitely promised.
this
I can't fall asleep
I've been up all night
I hope Santa still came
My brothers would be mad if he didn't come because I was awake
I tried closing my eyes to make him think I was sleeping
>>52628691
>you would have something in common with him.
Says the man lusting after thighs.
>>52628745
There's no need to sleep yet anyway.
>>52628751
There is nothing at all wrong with enjoying cute thighs.
>>52628745
Open your eyes and he'll eat you.
>>52628751
I really need to watch S3.
>>52628691
breaking a promise would be a pretty naughty thing to do, but i dont remember making such a promise
do you have any proofs of this?
>>52628743
>Hopefully you left out some santa treats!
No.
Santa can stay outside.
>>52628846
You both promised to post thighs.
Wooo
How was your Christmas Eve?
wait are we /thighs/ now?
>>52628938
It was good in the beginning but watching Star Wars ruined it.
>>52628938
It was ass. But now I'm back at my parents' house.
>>52628846
Of course. What kind of person do you think I am that I would make a claim without these proofs?
>>52628848
Wouldn't mind having cute fluffy shoes desu.
>>52628965
We're /sleep/.
Goodnight.
>>52628938
Great.
I had dinner with some friends.
fun stuff
>>52628848
but he's probably cold! too much snow out there for the poor fat guy
>>52628989
was playing vidya with friend, did I miss everything
>>52628965
Sure, if yah want it to be.
>>52629004
Not really. There are two active threads for whatever reason. I don't think that things will get lewd tonight anyway.
>>52628981
a naughty person desu
>>52629004
watcha playin
>>52629024
I'm conflicted cause I want to call you cute, but I don't want to be mean on Christmas~!
>>52628966
I'll personally review your post by watching it tomorrow.
>>52628972
Sorry to hear that.
>>52628992
Sounds great. Fun is fun.
>>52629050
got back into LoL
can already feel my life falling apart
>>52629086
>LoL
why
>>52629086
im sorry to hear that anon
you'll be in my thoughts and prayers
>>52629105
>>52629107
Its the only way I get to talk with all my friends from high school that moved to toronto because koreans
>>52629086
>2015
>LoL
>>52629086
Shit happens. Don't worry about it.
>>52629126
just wait for overwatch
so did santa already came here?
>>52629144
It's gonna be a letdown like all modern blizz titles :(((((((
probably still get it anyways though on the off chance it's good
>>52629171
Even if it's mediocre, it'll be a way to relive TF2 without the shittiness of late TF2.
>>52629144
feels like its gonna flop the same way heroes did
>>52629166
Yup.
He got past my fireplace trap too.
>>52629144
>neo-blizz
guess Ill go back to making bad tactical and strategical decisions in xcom and watching waifus pay the cost
>>52629180
I never really got into TF2, I was too engrossed with a certain MMO :/
It's never been the same since blizz merged with activision. fuck bobby kotick tbqh
>>52629180
Never got the appeal of TF2.
Each to their own and everything.
>>52629188
>>52629194
that asshole didn't leave me anything
>>52629188
do not molest the ktkm
>>52629210
I need some sort of MMO. GW2 was ass, ArcheAge was a non-starter, BDO probably won't be too different outside of the waifu generator, RO is megaded, etc. I might try CSGO but my gaming choices are partially informed by what the people i know are doing since I've never managed to make friends through MMOs.
>>52629208
Sounds Awesome. Just be sure to fall asleep before Santa visits.
>>52629259
santa's not coming brah
>>52629249
It's not too late then, you still've got a chance to catch him.
>>52629274
dont say such things
>>52629250
I love MMO's, they're my favorite game type. The problem is they trigger my autism hardcore and I lose thousands of hours to them.
I never made friends unless I joined a guild, though. I've still got a bunch of close friends from raiding in WoW back during WOTLK, and a few people fell in love with me or something I guess. That was awkward, but I got some boobies out of it so ya
>>52629274
He never misses the chance to punish naughty boys and girls.
>>52629323
>I lose thousands of hours to them.
This is why I rarely play gaymes now. Especially MMOs.
Quitting MMOs was for the best.
>>52629369
What did you play? I really got into Star Wars Galaxies.
>>52629369
What MMO did you used to play?
>>52629323
>>52629369
this is why i stick to games that make me lose interest for a few months because of frustration
>>52629323
Maybe I'll just wait for SFV to come out.
goodnight /cum/
>>52629462
goodnight anon
Well just lost half the team to like 3 thin men
should I abort the mission or stay on target?
>>52629407
>>52629412
There were several I played over the years. WoW for example was one of them that devoured too much time.
There's only so much you can do in the game before you realize there is nothing worth doing anymore.
>>52629441
I pretty much only play a rare few games now. None of them are MMOs or have the potential for addiction.
>>52629441
Yeah, the problem is I can't truly get into any other games. I love city builders, but I do get bored of them. I guess that's for the best though
>>52629462
g'night, and Merry Christmas!
>>52629462
No idea what that is.
Night.
>>52629478
Kill them.
>>52629546
aye pushing forward
>>52629478
finish the job, can't let them die for nothing!
>>52629532
>None of them have the potential for addiction.
how boring
>>52629532
I played WoW after SWG went to bedlam and died.
Quit maybe a year after Burning Crusade came out.
What do you play nowadays?
>>52629532
Golden ages of WoW were the best of any game I've ever play by far.
My friends and I buy each new expansion, all secretly hoping we'll rekindle that magic, but it'll never happen
>don't want to go to dinner
>don't even want to open the few presents my mom got me
I wish I could sleep and wake at will so I could nap Christmas away
>>52629546
>>52629623
well mission fail
fucking both of them missed a guy standing in front of them
>>52629532
I just play city builders and grand strategy desu
>>52629689
Look on the brightside, maybe you'll end up like the guy in Overlord.
>>52629722
Unhealthy.
g'night all~
Merry Christmas!
>>52629739
Vengeance is always an option.
>>52629623
>how boring
It's for the best.
>>52629666
Almost nothing in the average week. I played Stepmania not too long ago for a few minutes.
I'll probably look into Dark Souls 3 if it looks good. I still look at the sequels of some of the older games I played.
>>52629689
I quit before Cata came out. All I ended up doing in the end was PvP and it got a bit boring after awhile.
>>52629747
Haven't played any of those. But, I did spend a good amount of time on Medieval II: Total War, and it was fun.
>>52629809
Good night.
>>52629809
goodnight!
>>52629809
night
>>52629810
Im not going to make it far senpai
>>52629810
RETRIBUTION
>>52629809
Good decision, I'll join you shortly before Kris Kringle arrives.
>>52629821
>It's for the best.
im not so sure about that anon, fun IS the best
>>52629821
That's cool. Probably for the best anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49GBa23oK4A
when is christmas over
>>52629977
https://soundcloud.com/enjoymusicclub/xmasx
Christmas is fun.
>>52629977
In about a year.
going through some messages i sent i find out i typed "happy birthday" instead of "merry christmas" in some of them
>>52629916
But, having fun all day isn't as satisfying as having a very productive day.
>>52630012
It's the thought that counts.
Who /can'tsleep/ here
I won't specify why but it's not because it's Christmas
Probably just gonna do an all-nighter at this rate
>>52630012
sleep dude
>>52630012
shit happens.
>>52630061
im sure you could figure out how to do both
>>52630076
Me
Damnit why are the only people awake right now animefaggots
Is it because you don't do enough physical exertion throughout the day to warrant your body being capable of sleep on a regular basis?
>>52630089
He should post the thighs he promised.
>>52630133
>222 replies
>30 posters
>106 images
Nevermind, I think I understand.
>>52630133
probably
was gonna go to the gym but thought it would be closed
>>52630076
It's got alot to do with the holiday season, and some bad habits.
>>52630133
I play ddr daily
>>52630158
Do you have proofs of such a promise?
>>52630076
I'm hungry as shit too, got a headache from not eating anything
Good thing I had a box of crackers in my room from when I got high a couple weeks ago.
Too bad there's only one stack left. I may have to sneak around the house for other ready to eat consumables soon.
Just found some email correspondences from when I was 14
I want to die
I also want to sleep but there's some vermin in the attic making noise
>These post timers on the animefags
I'm convinced it's all just one person talking to himself.
>>52630219
Yes.
Pic related
>>52630282
Fucking flags on android I swear
>>52630284
(You)
>>52630255
The hell?
>>52630301
The fuck?
>>52630282
>reading anything you wrote 4+ years ago
big nope, can never do it
>>52630301
confirmed
>>52630313
What's the issue?
>>52630083
fantano uploaded his top 50 records just earlier
gotta see it before sleepin
>>52630061
isnt it kind of funny tho
>>52630348
30 days and they'll be gone forever.
Except for the copies on the other end.
Fuck.
>>52630301
You almost got me there, anon.
It's a good thing that doesn't say I'd do it on Christmas.
>>52630348
How big is your inbox?
>>52630348
It's almost as bad as remembering the names I gave my characters in video games while I was younger.
>>52630392
>isnt it kind of funny tho
I've known one or two people with their birthday the same day or close to Christmas. Maybe you'll get luck.y
My god the weeb faggots continue going strong even on xmas morning. Can't even imagine the collective shame felt by some of the fathers out there
>>52630505
How greedy.
We've all made great contributions.
>>52630624
Why are you still awake anon
Pls share your story, I need entertainment (and food) to get through the night
>>52630685
Don't respond to attention seekers.
look what I got for xmas guys
what did you get for xmas?
>High as fuck
>2AM
>Walk to 7/11 for some nog
>Indian guy behind the counter is blasting Christmas music and tells me how much he loves America and Christmas
Such a nice Christmas moment.
>>52630674
Alright, I'll try to make it happen in the not so distance future. It would be unfair for me to do nothing after that last contribution.
night guys
>>52630749
That's cute.
I'll probably get money and cards for Christmas.
>>52630674
>>52630858
It's Christmas, stop being faggots.
>>52630887
Good night, anon.
>>52630888
This is all your fault desu.
>>52630749
Clothes, a couple books, and stuff to make me look pretty, which is exactly what I wanted.
>>52630887
Me too, sleep well.
>>52630941
>This is all your fault desu.
Oh, I know.
>>52630703
Hahahaha "Dont feed the trolls, guys!" a hahaha
I figure you people are being tongue in cheek about your behavior but then I see a post like this ahahagaha you're literally Butters irl
>>52630988
We still want more of yours as well.
>>52631003
Probably some this week or next. You made me feel too guilty.
>Christmas
>No special 4chan theme
Why does Hirohito hate Christmas?
>>52631127
It's only fair. That's what you get for recommending impure material and corrupting innocent people.
>>52631127
i know but i'm off limits
goodnight /cum/, have a nice christmas!
>>52631207
I only remember recommending the purest of material to some not so innocent people. I did good deeds.
>>52631343
Good night, anon. Enjoy your Christmas.
The sun rises in 2 hours
Merry Christmas bros, God bless
>>52632147
Merry Christmas, anon.
Worse day of the year as well as my birthday.
>about to go on a five hour road trip to get to the family xmas
>sister gets in a massive argument with her husband and is now going to be crying the whole drive
fucks sake somebody tell me they are going to have a good xmas because i want to know that its possible
Merry christmas everyone
>>52632089
The sky is a darker shade of blue
It's almost here
>>52632765
are you my sister?
i need to tell her happy birthday fuck
>>52635290
*Darker relative to daylight
It's certainly getting brighter by the minute
All I want for Christmas is a bunch of chocolate oranges
>>52635743
I hope you get just that!
Merry Christmas from /sverigetråden/ my North American friends.
[spoiler]dont have any christmas related pictures (i think) so have a swedish woman skiing[/spoiler]
>>52635394
What a beautiful day it is
HO HO HO
Santa's here and brings you the best wishes from /ita/ to our /cum/ friends, Merry Christmas!
>>52627009
Fuck you
>>52636034
god your window is depressing
>>52636114
why is santa so big
why are those mexicans so small (are they guatemalan?)
>tfw feeling when you have to wake up with only 4 hours of sleep and go out to christmas dinner but ur so so aggressively tried you feel like you're going to puke
CANT WAKE UP
to top it all off
>tfw no qt space gf
merry xmas /cum/friends!
>>52636114
cheers /ita/!
>>52635800
merry xmas to you too, /sverigetråden/
>no sleep
>five hour drive to Oklahoma
I live on the edge tbqh famulu
>>52636936
My dad once told me about a time he tried to do something like that and feel asleep on the highway and almost died
>>52637137
Hiw do you know you're not actually your dad in a coma and we're just a figment of his imagination?
I got battlefront for Christmas and some nice clothing tbhfam
>>52637387
I don't I guess.
Doesn't make much of a difference though
>cards with gift cards and money from family
>friend got me 10 pairs of socks
noice
>got cheap headphones and a shot glass
>not even old enough to drink
who /poor/ here
got a nice leather laptop bag, a nice jacket, some liquor, and an external phone charger
Im quite happy
>this thread won
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
In other news I got this for Christmas. My family is so leftist it hurts desu
>>52638080
What the fuck?
>>52638080
I'm calling the police
To the anon living vicariously through me, things are ok with the gf more or less.
On the other hand I found out last week that she salts fruit. Not all fruit but most... she salts guava, apples, pears. She was eating some fruit out of a bag then told me to have some and I had to spit it out. Not just a little bit of salt but like a fucking lot. She said "Hakka people love to salt their fruit." What is wrong with you man.
`
>>52638440
Nice dude. So did you guys smooth things over? Salting fruits is a bit weird but to each their own I guess
Merry Christmas btw
>>52638112
I had to try so hard not to laugh desu
>>52638184
Bit much
>Got a pound of Reese's cups
Based. I can get a couple milkshakes outta this.
I got invited to a Christmas dinner with a Mexican-American family, what should I expect?
back-story: I've been tutoring the guy who invited me's little sister for 2 years in mathematics. He found out I don't spend holidays with my family and invited me to his house and wouldn't let me say no. He's a... I think the word is, cholo. He's always inviting me places because "I do good for his sister"
Are Mexicans too poor for Christmas?
>>52638667
Go and then fug brown sloots
>>52637592
>battlefront
Faggot
>>52638667
Go, enjoy, and have fun with people nice enough to invite you.
>>52638704
Is that a rhetorical question?
>>52638774
Go to church you bloody Catholic
>>52638667
They'll probably make tamales and some kind of soup
If they're really Catholic they might say a prayer before eating
I'm fucking sick lads
>>52639338
I want to commit a crime
Well my sister just announced to the family that she's pregnant and will probably be marrying her boyfriend.
Not sure how to take it lads. Easily the best person she's ever dated by miles, but she's not even out of college yet. Holy fuck. I don't even know anymore.
>>52639557
Shit fuckin happens senpai. Same thing happened in my family. Just hope that he doesn't expect you to help out.
>>52638529
Yeah I'd say things are smooth now. We're spending the New Year and NYE together next week. That should be fun.
>>52639668
He's actually a pretty good guy and should be getting a good job after college. It just boggles the mind. I'm not even sure what to think right now. My families in a state of shock.
I just hope he can treat her right.
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