Santa is the greatest person to ever live and I'll keehaul the first person to say otherwise-edition
http://www.noradsanta.org/
GO SANTA GO
Enjoying Christmas alone virgins?
I left moonshine out for you Saint Nick.
xth for Aubrey Graham, kot, and blini
>>52622727
My family arrived a while ago
Now to get that family xmass picture done
>tfw you'll never fuck hippie grills in the open in Woodstock
>>52622727
Santa is a faggot, I wanted fallout 4 and this massive asshole gave me socks.
>>52622792
>>52622800
shitty forced slavshit 2ch meme
>>52622852
you got socks because they hold up better than the bethesda engine
>>52622841
I've fucked a hippy girl in the open but not in Woodstock
please santa give all my friends on /cum/ gfs
good night santa
>>52622852
Fallout 4 was pretty boring honestly, and I say that as a huge fan of the series.
>>52622852
HUE just torrent that shit. You'll get more hours out of the socks anyway.
How's the cartel violence in Mexico these days? Still bad?
>>52622884
Tell moar
>>52622852
socks are great gifts, don't be a bitch
https://youtu.be/RGchQuqqwd4
>>52622898
Santa gives gifts not miracles.
>>52622961
>only country with technology capable of tracking santa
REST OF THE WORLD, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
What do you lads give the new Star Wars?
Just fell in love with two older women in one night
One of them kissed me goodbye
WEW
>>52623001
nope
now make out with me under the mistletoe toe
>>52623062
7.5-8/10
>>52623084
I give it a 6.4/10
>8
You're
a
faggot
>>52623062
4 fan services out of 5
>>52623062
A solid 7/10
>>52623075
o-only if you're a grill
>>52623062
I would give it about a 5/10 but because Rey was so qt it goes up to a 9/10 really enjoyed it
GUYS GUYS
I JUST SAW A THREAD GET DELETED
Do you know what that means?
There's some dork deleting threads during Christmas Eve. And he's gonna miss Santa Claus who gives him three presents for free FOR FREE
>>52623116
xoxoxoxo
>>52623118
>limeys actually think Rey was qt
she's a solid 6/10
>>52622792
yea haha
>85 degrees and muggy as hell on christmas eve
FUCK THIS SHIT STATE
It resistance pilot from the beginning was the best looking star wars character
>>52623142
shut the fuck up daisy ridley is ultimate qt status
>>52623142
>
Starting to think santa isnt gonna get me a gf this christmas fugg
>>52623169
>>52623118
>Virgins
>>52623176
sounds like you were a naughty boy
>>52623176
>naughty list
>getting anything
>>52623176
gotta give it time. She's not gonna appear at your door ON christmas
Lads I know I talk a big game, but I've really only had sex 47 times this year.
Call me a virgin if you want, but I don't care.
I know what makes me happy, and i hope you find your own happiness. Real talk, buds.
Merry Christmas
I'm in the middle of several members of my family, everyone talking to each other
Music is loud
>>52623001
ausfriends are gonna try their best
>>52623207
>Lads I know I talk a big game, but I've really only had sex 47 times this year.
Don't ever come back here, you stupid fucking normie.
>Named Nickolas
>Everyone makes Santa jokes
Pls stop
>>52623249
Fuck off loser
You've been posting among married dudes, grow up
>>52623236
>5 timezones
wew
>>52623193
>>52623199
B-but ive been a good goy and have been less autistic this year. What did santa get you?
>>52623205
Would prefer her under the tree but i guess ur right
>>52623264
t. smelly brown manlet
>>52623264
wow rude
>>52623264
;__; fucking n-normies.
>>52623278
you cant just kidnap a gf from her family on christmas eve, lad. Her dad will KILL you
>>52623281
Fuck off loser
>it's literally Christmas
>the fucking weather is so nice, no cold, no rain, no need to wear a raincoat.
WTF IS GOING ON!!!! Winter is supposed to be rainy and cold where I live, I hate cold but seriously, the fuck is going with the weather, it feels really strange.
Can't wait to get wasted with the family.
>>52622931
The north is a little better now but the south got worse.
So, yeah, still shit.
>>52623312
t. ball and chained loser
>tfw 5 more hours until I can masturabte
Hanging out with family is the worsted
>>52623312
just remember that no matter what you accomplish you will always be short and brown
>>52623264
>You've been posting among married dudes
Ags pls go
>>52622931
Like the other anon said, it has slow down but it hasn't gone away
/cum/ should I have a wank??
Santa currently in Quebec. You dont think theyd throw snails at him, right?
>>52623321
>>52623354
Absolutely
Too much test in the world already
>>52623354
yeah to this
http://exhentai.org/g/885184/f437341285/
>>52623337
Fuck off rude cunt
>>52623332
I have certainly fucked a woman more than 47 times this year (;
Santa isn't real, you're not getting a gf for christmas. Just another long depressing year of
>tfw no gf
>>52623309
Santas job, not mine desu
>>52623356
Best ally
https://youtu.be/oIDLLZKH3lE
>>52623369
Are you manlet, chicano, or both?
>>52623368
thats gay
super duper gay
>>52623337
AND married to a white girl (;
>>52623259
Guys! Look! Santa is posting in this thread!
Everyone make sure to tell him what you want for Christmas!
>>52623368
T
How did I do this again, replace the ex with a g then a dot right? I haven't pounded my meat to anime in a while
>>52623383
Ebineezer scrooge pls go
nig nogs
>>52623398
Are you a loser, virgin or both? (;
>>52623403
Finally some character development
>>52623398
None lad
Stop spending your Christmas eve's trying to call random people on the internet you will never know American Brownies or little persons
>>52623320
where you at?
reporting from coahuila and it just got cold now
>>52623425
both of those can change but you will always be a brown manlet
>tfw sorta feel like a fap but not really
ive already cleared out my top 2 streaming sites of their top rated/week pages days ago
its too late to download some javs because i'll probably be asleep by the time the torrents are done
sadpanda is sort of a drag because I'm clearing out my ridiculous backlog so now it feels more like a job than a pleasure
not really sure what to do now
>>52623431
Can't say the same about you
I think I've fixed my life lads
>>52623465
>JAV
>>52623477
ayy lmao
>>52623466
Amatuer
I played a fairly good amount of horror games on PC in my time but DreadOut truly is terrifying. Shit keeps sending chills down my spine.
>>52623001
>>52623075
NORAD is run by both the United States and Canada.
>>52623465
>Jav
>>52623463
Are you implying the average height for males in the united states is to be admired? You guys are also manlets
Change the subject because that one doesn't work
>>52623465
you're putting way too much thought into fappan
>>52623526
really? that's cool
>>52623557
I'm 6'3"
>>52623484
>>52623528
you people are not my niggas
i won't be wishing a marry chistmas to you two
>>52623519
How do you rate "The Suffering"? I downloaded it but have not played once
>>52623383
Bah, Humbug
>tfw 6'5"
>>52623580
seriously rude anon
>>52623580
maybe if the actresses didnt always have to make it seem like theyre getting raped, or the SEXUAL PARTS OF THE PORN WERENT ALWAYS PIXELATED
>Have to see my brother's in-laws tomorrow
What are the chances of suddenly dying in my sleep?
>>52623577
Outlier
I'm 5'8 btw, I still managed to get an education and a qt wife
My height has never been an impediment
>>52623580
Asians are pleb tier. Terrible taste, I hope santa gets you some new tastes for Christmas anon.
>>52623622
What's wrong with your brothers in law?
Also normie ree
>>52623622
bring a flask of vodka
>>52623631
Its not an impediment because you are in a corrupt brown shithole populated by manlets
>>52623586
2old
Haven't played it sorry anon. I mostly play horror games on Steam and I'm also trying to look out for non-Steam newest ones.
any of you ontario canucks seen santa yet?
>pay for an ugly christmas sweater using pay after delivery with paypal
>return it last week, arrives monday
>apparently have to email the people i bought it from to get the refund
>forgot to check my email for a response today
>they're closed on holidays and weekends
>paypal is going to take the original payment out of my bank account tomorrow
Fuck. Now I have to wait for the payment to process and then for the refund to process after that instead of it just being canceled all together. First world problems truly do suck.
>Santa
Baby Jesus or bust
>>52623667
Are you ovulating or something?
>>52623685
>>pay for an ugly christmas sweater
Why
>>52623679
Sokay, thanks for answering anyways
can't sleep
>>52623700
No, I'm just tall, white, and in a first world nation
>>52623728
Then don't
>>52623685
next time look in a store or make a normal sweater tacky by yourself
>>52623740
then santa wont come, dummy
>>52623685
This happened because you keep posting pepes
>>52623460
Veracruxxx, near the mountains
>>52623734
You are a dick, that's what you are
>he hasnt set out milk and homemade cookies
>>52623790
I'm sorry ags but manlets need to be put in their place
>>52623806
So that you can have them for a midnight snack?
Post YFW you take a bite of the best part of your Christmas dinner
>>52623806
alcohol and borscht
Christmas in less than half an hour on the east coast
>>52623850
Couldn't care less tbqh family
>>52623824
>mfw short
>mfw also a bottom
>>52623335
>tfw won't be able to masturbate until Sunday
>>52623850
oh fug
I have to ejaculate soon
It would be weird to jerk off on Christmas day, you know?
>>52623850
You don't need to specify east coast, we all know its the only relevant timezone on earth
>>52623824
Not him
I'm the dude married to the gringa
Been in this thread since the very fucking begging
Saw it decay
>>52623878
I feel you man
>>52623335
yep
>>52623912
I'm having a good time with them
quién hasta al pedo itt
>>52623887
>this is what least coasters actually believe
>>52623938
the down time in between is kind of boring, but its nice to see the family
>girl with double ds kept 5rying ro show me her tits at the bar
Bitch don't you know I only jack it to rail thin wanna be models with a cups?
Smh TB h
>tfw you get to shitpost under a Canadian flag
t. visiting family near Kingston
>>52623966
I can't get drunk with my family around
I'd find it awkward
>>52624003
A cups are disgusting
a chick should have a MINIMUM of B cups
>>52624003
I wanna get wasted now ;_;
>>52624021
are you a weird drunk?
>>52624033
Girls with A cups usually have prettier faces in my experience
How much eggnog have you guys drank so far?
>>52624003
master plan of dying alone
>>52624033
A cups are great
Usually anything beyond C is disgusting imo
>>52624062
1 glass, then I remembered I dont like eggnog
>>52624062
2 or 3 glasses tonight
made it to my parents' house desu
laptop screen is broken, can only use the right third
>>52624041
I don't think so
I just never do it around them
ERA RODOLFO UN RENO
QUE TENIA LA NARIZ ROJA COMO UN TOMATE
>>52624033
you really should have your free speech taken away from you
no one man should be so wrong all of the time
>He thinks Santa Claus isn't real
Hey dudes.
It's 4:45am and I got home about 20mins ago.
I got to feel some tits this night. Shit was fuckin' naice.
I'm also slightly alcoholically well disposed.
>>52624092
its true though. And I say this as a guy attracted to a girl with an A chest
>>52624089
fair enough
my family is slav so alcohol is a common thing
a santa thread?
you fucking cucks
he isnt real
>>52624106
were they nice christmas tits
>>52624106
Good job, Alberto.
Merry Christmas
>>52624103
I know, right? How else do those presents show up.
>inb4 "your parents"
Please leave the tinfoil in /pol/
>>52624021
My family has very dark humor (even the women) so it gets really funny, specially when most are drunk.
And they cook delicious food.
>>52624126
go away scrooge
just because you always get coal in your stocking doesnt mean other people cant enjoy christmas
>>52624126
>le Santa isn't real meme
Fuck off back to /pol/
>>52623193
saved
>>52624091
Bien pedo eh?
>>52624109
>my family is Slav
I'm sorry
>>52624126
lol you getting coal, should of been less naughter anon
>>52624186
should probably end it all weeb friendo
>>52624127
>>52624131
Thanks, dudes.
I'll copy pasta a post I made in the gulag so you dudes can get a general idea of what happened.
>tfw I literally got paired up with two hot bitches that my friends girlfriends brought along and made plans to see one of them tomorrow
>tfw I'm actually slightly drunk but because of my high alcohol sustainability I'm relievedly semi-sober enough to make this post
Thankfully my Portuguese superiority allows me to be able to sustain such alcohol levels and actually be able to post properly somewhat on a decent level, so you might get a wrong impression.
I literally got to do a Kamehameha in the street while walking home with my friends and shit, I don't give a fuck.
Life's fuckin'd gud, man. Hope you dudes had a nice Christmas night as well
>>52624133
I've not met a single Mexican woman who can't cook delicious food
>>52624172
cheeki breeki cyka
>>52624197
t.alberto barbossa
>>52624197
Shiet, I forgot one line, man.
>tfw it's 4:25am and I just got home after hitting the night clubs with my friends after a great Christmas dinner and drinks
There we go.
>>52624126
t. Ebenezer Scrooge
>>52624197
You sound pretty liquored to me, bud.
Good night
>>52624197
Pussy is yours, Barbossa
>>52624148
>>52624221
scrooge dindu nothing wrong
its just another day.
>>52624220
sounds p good
i'll live vicariously through your exploits
>>52624243
>>52624195
na I have to many titties to chase before I can end it
>>52624260
fantastic post
>>52624267
>titties to chase
have to be 18 to post here bud
>>52624286
big ol tiggle bitties
CHRISTMAS IN 2 MINUTES BABY
>>52624331
>unironically living on the east coast
>>52624331
my condolences
>>52624325
yeah...........
a lot of people here seem to be on the wrong coast
so let me get something straight
Christmas is in 3 hours and 1 minute
MERRY CHRISTMAS BEST COAST
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ITS CHRISTMAS
>>52624348
he's already visited most of the east coast. We're hitting CST now
>>52624353
never were be preferable
>>52624222
Really? It has a delayed effect on me, man.
I'm actually getting pretty sleepy.
That last brandy was murder, dude. But dude, you should have seen the babes, they were devastated. I had to walk them home and straight into bed and shit.
I hadn't done this stuff since like, 5 or 6 years ago.
>>52624234
Maybe, if she doesn't start complicating shit. I have no patience for bullshitting, man.
>>52624254
It's nothing special dudebro. Just go out with your friends from time to time. All this shit just happens on the go.
Fuck, we even started talking about god damn fucking Indy movies tonight. I fucking hate Indy movies man. Just put on a fucking facade.
Merry Christmas my niggers.
P fucking sure I just heard Santa and his reindeer land on my rooftop
So fucking excited, buds
>>52624331
But it's only 10pm??
>>52624366
It's not christmas on the west coast though
>>52624394
It's 11, cuck.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EAST COAST
>>52624393
he wont come down if youre not fucking sleeping you moron
youre holding EVERYONE UP
what is your problem
>>52624393
better have put out milk and cookies, senpai
God jul
>>52624396
I'm sorry? I couldn't hear you over the sound of Reindeer on my roof.
>>52624402
this
>it's christmas
>look outside
>no snow
gay
>>52624396
>west coast
>>52624402
Nope, I checked my clock again and it says 10pm
>>52624418
Flew here hoping for snow
Fuck all
>>52624391
I'm not a fun person most of the time, when I get drunk it's usually a couple hours of funtimes until I try to crawl into a corner and hide from everyone.
That and my friends are too poor to go out anyway. I'll be there too in a couple of days once my loan payments start up.
Only 364 days until the start of Hanukkah lads
>>52624418
There's a foot of snow here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJSUT8Inl14
>>52624418
my condolences
>It's 65 degrees outside right now
What the fuck Connecticut
>headed to nicarauga
RIP, Santa
>>52624522
he'll be okay...
>>52624418
its 80 degrees right now here, consider yourself lucky
>>52624472
Just put a facade, dudebro.
It just fucking works. It always did. I'm honestly telling you this.
Though I'm actually feeling really sleepy now though... I think I'm about to hit the sack.
>>52624543
>florida
>first world
>>52624522
mestizo cocaine smugglers need presents, too.
>>52624555
you're not wrong
>>52624543
>warm in florida
stop the presses
>>52624543
same, plus humid and rainy.
>>52623062
2.3/10
I can't believe how bad they fucked this up, and what's worse is I came in thinking it was going to be bad, but in the beginning my mind was being changed. I thought for a bit this might actually be good until the face reveal of piss poor vader. Then everything went downhill faster than a horseless wagon full of shit. That dumb interrogation scene with Rey was god awful and the actor for Fin was fucking amateur, over acting almost every scene, especially the "emotional" scenes; dumbass screams like he's getting his arm torn off when Rey is taken away by Han's son. The shitty fucking plot and drama was fucking pathetic.
What I'm most mad about is how Jeweyist Jew Abraham managed to fuck something up this bad.
It's fucking Star Wars, there's tons of content already out there for you to work on. It's like having the story already handed to you yet you still manage to fuck it up more than the thousands of fanfiction stories already made. It's fucking pathetic and I'm not even a big Star Wars fan or a purest. I even liked the prequel movies as cartoonish and overdramatic as they were at times. But he somehow managed to made a even worse than subpar sequel than Lucas couldn't manage. At least he still had some originality as much as people love to bitch about him.
>>52624418
>still no snow
Alright, that's it, I'm off, man.
I'm literally falling asleep here.
Have the rest of a good Christmas Night on whatever timezone you dudes are.
You dudesters are fuckin' alright, man. I'd honestly let any of you suck me off, provided you'd be feminine and stuff.
Like, fucking shit.
You guys told me Global Warming was just a Left-Wing conspiracy fabricated by the Jews to trick people and distract from their plan for global domination.
I went out today, IN CANADA, and thought to myself
>I regret bringing my jacket on this trip outside
>It's much
>Too
>Warm
This time, 10 years ago, I'd be up to my dick in snow.
Now I'm wondering if we're gonna see any snow through all of January.
>>52624661
go to bed alberto, you started acting gay when you're drunk
>>52624660
Girls of /cum/ how do I turn this guy down softly?
>>52624674
hopefully not
I got an amount of money that kind makes me uncomfortable from my grandparents.
It makes me realize they are splitting assets since they're really old (89 and 87)
;_;
>>52624686
Punch him.
>>52624686
>/cum/
>girls
nice meme
>>52624661
>provided you'd be feminine and stuff.
masc 4 masc only
We are at 19c here in Culiacan, Sinaloa and I'm freezing my ass off
>>52624702
>He still believes girls don't post here
>>52624686
Tell him you're a lesbo obviously
>>52624694
two questions
1. how much?
2. will you buy me steam games?
>>52624686
offer your body to him as consolation
>>52624686
>Girls of /cum/
>>52624718
>he thinks they do
I bet you think /cgl/ has chicks too
>>52624694
>canadian dollars
also if its less than like 20k take it easy
>>52624723
1. Tree fiddy
2. No
>>52624686
Lie
>>52624723
1. 4 figures
2. no
>>52624694
Same here, my grandpa is 92 years old this year.
>>52624752
I want to inherit a bunch of money from a dying relative
>>52624752
>tfw everyone in my family is poor
>will never know your feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoebZZ8K5N0
Worth watching?
>>52624679
Nah dudebro. No gay bullshit here, man.
If you're one of those feminine guys, you can suck me off. It«'s all cool, man.
>>52624709
What the fuk? Do you want me to switch sides?
I'm into fendom as well dudester. Shit's fuckin' naice.
And with that thought I am literally off, dudes. Merry Christmas.
