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normies are asleep edition
me n the lads
tfw no more question time until january
>>52536269
Where abouts?
IT'S OVER HANNIBAL, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
Any normies still here want to help me with a fairly normie-esque relationship problem?
Howdy
had quite a bit of chocolate today lads
tis the season hhaahhahahahaha
*see Farage sitting in pub drinking on his own*
*tell him im a big supporter*
*before he can respond the pub is filled with pakis and leftists*
*i kill one with a swift glassing*
*they soon circle us - im fightng them off*
*we never give up*
*James Vardy vaults the bar and headbutts 10000 of them*
*i nudge Nige and show him*
"Banged" he says and we laugh and get back to fighting off pakis"
*14 hours later we find silence and a fog sits upon the bodies of the pakis and leftis*
*nigels double breasted suit is in tatters, we're both bleeding*
*realise Vardy is on the groud*
*run over*
*im crying - Nige looks hard and angry*
*Vardy dies in our hands*
*Nigel stands up slowly*
*salutes him with hard eyes*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk [Embed]
*end scene*
>I'm a fan of Peter Hitchens
>>52536342
me at the back, not being a manlet
>>52536342
What a bunch of normie cunts
>>52536367
yeah bro what seems to be like the predicament man
>>52536367
Sure
>>52536373
i like you
>>52536367
>3am /brit/
>normies
>>52536332
he good with flash and that's it, he makes very pretty scenes with no substance behind them.
Star Trek was trash and he utterly butchered everything that Star Trek is about.
he just takes a big fat shit on everything to show how great he is for doing it, blowing up Vulcan, remaking and changing the final scene of Wrath of Khan to take away all the drama from it, and now this abortion so he can parade his generic stronk womyn around.
![Charlize-Theron-with-Curly-Hair-Short-Style-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1yp2SDv.jpg "Charlize-Theron-with-Curly-Hair-Short-Style-01[1]")
Saw a girl who looked exactly like Charlize Theron at a funeral today
>>52535640
Bit unnecessary desu, we've been on and off fwb for a while
>>52536373
>"Banged" he says and we laugh and get back to fighting off pakis"
>>52536422
are you a cute girl
>>52536460
you could say that. im your mum
>>52536453
Was she dead
Daily reminder that Peter wrote this.
>>52536301
I am guilty of the following:
>drugs
>alcohol
>unmarried sex
>gambling
>voting labour
At least I'm white
>>52536455
well you should have clarified that numpty
I think you having shagged is not to be overlooked
>>52536451
Star Trek I agree he ruined, Star Wars looks fine though
I don't really give a fuck about substance in SW, as long as the shots are dynamic, well lit and competently composed I'm happy, and TFA looked great
>>52536476
No, no idea who she was though
>>52536471
GET OFF THE COMPUTER MAM IM DOWNLOADING M PROGRAMS
Another extract of Peter's autobiography has recently been released, what are your thoughts on it?
I expected it to be an awkward experience to share a hotel room with Christopher, but I thought he would have at least grown out of the escapades of his youth. I was wrong.
At half past one he entered the room and turned on the lights, drunk from whiskey and with his arm around a Somali woman. "How does it feel, Peter?" he asked. "First you lost your Empire, and now millions of foreigners are coming in, destroying everything you once held dear, and now your own brother is cuckolding you with one of them."
He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her, her voice was soft and it invigorated my libido. I closed my eyes and listened. It was strange… I never thought this would be my life, being cuckolded by my superior brother, but alas here I was. I opened my eyes to watch this devilish act play out. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. He stared, I stared back, it was a metaphor for our entire relationship in life. Her moans gradually grew louder and louder. I watched as my brother did what I could not. The pleasuring of this woman, it was something I could just not achieve. I knew right then that my brother deserved her more than I ever could. As he finished with her the Somali woman said in her strong Swedish accent, "kiss me Peter". I did just that. I kissed a girl while my brother pleasured her.
At that moment I knew that my atheistic and quite degenerate brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.
>>52536477
>here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maidan
I entered the Moroccan Harem with the small, but still present hope that I would finally lose my virginity. I was greeted by six busty Muslim girls with big juicy arses; which I wanted to slap like a crazed gorilla.
Before I knew it they were upon me, rubbing my chest and shoulders. They slowly but surely applied some pressure and and I fell to the floor. I was on my back and each one of these tarts was holding down a specific part of me to ensure I couldn't stand up .. or escape.
Two of the whores removed their clothing, and before I knew it two sets of big, lucious tits then started squirting milk into my mouth. I swallowed every drop, occasionally gargling. I couldn't believe my luck. Still pinned down by four women, the naked couple then walked to each side of my head and squatted. This was the closest to fanny I had ever been in my life.
And then the waterworks broke loose. Torrents of vile, yellow, horrendously smelly piss bathed my face. I tried to scream but only a horrendous gargling sound could escape. I had never been so humiliated. How DARE these vile women do this to me? And I was utterly helpless to do anything ...
Then the finale, after the vile cows had finished urinating, one remained squatted whilst the other stood up, put one leg over my chest, and resumed the squatting position; arse directly above my face. Within 15 seconds a loud gasser came thundering out of her fartclappers. I quickly raised my head and attempted to inhale every odourous whiff I could.
I thought it would end with the fart, but when I saw the brown log pertruding from her big round cheeks I stopped attempting to inhale and quickly moved my head back. I of course tried to run .. this was futile, I was strapped down. Slowly but surely, this big, fat, smelly log fell out of her and landed in my mouth, which was open from screaming at the top of my lungs. I was hoping to get fucked. I had been cucked.
>>52536495
it would have been miles better if Rei was less of a mary sue and instead they made her a bit of a headstrong cunt like Anakin was because she thought she was destined to become a Jedi, then instead have Finn discover his latent force powers while she can't even control a lightsaber.
it would allow more room for character development and make her less boring.
>>52536545
10/10
having some blueberries that are to die for tbqh family
>>52536477
>>52536518
>>52536545
Have these been posted before?
Absolute losing my shit top kek
You lads see star wars?
>>52536405
>>52536411
Basically have a solid relationship with my uni gf, been together over a year, both couldn't happier. The issue we've got coming up is that i've already sorted a work placement for next year in london far away from my uni city. My gf's really trying to get one but she's really struggling to find one.
It's starting to dawn on me us being split up for a the next 2 years could be a possibility and it's bumming me the fuck out.
It's a really long issue. If she can't get a placement year i probably won't be able to afford to live in london so i'll have to commute from my really shitty commuter town where i've got no mates left. I'm really worried that'll just throw me back into depression which i've managed to properly beat in the last year.
I suppose i just wanna vent, there's still a few option for me, i'm just scared for the future again desu lads
>>52536625
No I'm not 5 years old
need a quick fap, any reccs?
>>52536358
>>52536355
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/51962772/
>>52536625
yes
>>52536637
Cheer up m8, you only need to wait one more year.
>>52536559
Honestly I don't have a massive problem with Rey, apart from the mind trick part. Her competence fighting Ren can be explained by his injuries and the fact he just killed his father
I mean she comes across as genuinely scared by the whole experience of fleeing the First Order and fighting Ren
I expect she'll have some dark side moments next film, along with the whole flashbacks thing being explained
>>52536621
I wrote them and used to post them in brit/pol/ threads.
>>52536641
8ch*n /ebon/
christmas vibes lads? no snow here in Stockholm
atleast I have enough food and stuff
>>52536636
You should discuss her opinion on trying to continue together long distance
Its not like you couldn't go visit each other on weekends or breaks during the time you're apart
>>52536641
Peter Hitchen's biography
>>52536677
no snow here either
been so warm its ridiculous
fucking cunts cheering about how warm it is too like fucking savages.
it rained all day today
>>52536650
is this where the bowlegged meme comes from?
what sort of willy are talking about under that skirt?
>>52536489
Haha it's really nothing
At 2am I thought my chances were slim anyway
>>52536705
LOL yeah,
>tfw no bow-legged /brit/ posting yank gf
I'm not MTF though
>>52536677
https://youtu.be/ARq6uYSsUq0
*sees lost child in middle of the street*
*run over and pick him up before a car being driven by an immigrant hits him*
*when we get to the sidewalk i ask where his parents are*
*he points and we walk towards his house hand in hand*
*leftist mum runs out screaming calling me a pedophile*
*snatches kid from me and is shaking him making him cry*
*try and explain*
*get surrounded by women and beta males calling me a pedofile*
*have PTSD from being in the special forces*
*fight them off and go and hide under a bridge screaming and crying*
*arrested and taken to court*
*sentenced to castration and death 10 years later*
*a young man bursts in and tells the police to stand down*
*it's the prime minister*
*it was the child*
*it was too late*
*i wink at him before i die*
*he declares war on leftism and builds a statue of me*
*gives a speech to the newly enlightened nationalist population*
*jets fly over*
*face appears in the sky winking*
*he cries and winks back*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk
*end scene*
>>52536762
Gay.
>>52536719
How do you get bow legs? is it one leg more than the other? what does the doctor say about it?
interesting 2bh
>>52536372
>season
It's called a series, you yank twat.
>>52536762
>pedophile
fuck off yank
>tfw the sadness will never go away
>>52536804
fucking yank faggot piece of shit this is ART
it'sFUCKIG beauty you YOKEL
do you know ANYTHING???? fuck off
>A man has been found decapitated in his east London flat early Friday morning. Police have released a statement that the man was targeted for his avid racist posting on the Japanese image based bulletin board 4chan, after it appears 'Hacktavists' from the group Unite Against Fascism revealed the identity of the 23 year old, and his address was seen by disgruntled Muslims in his area. The victim, who operated under the pseudonym "Aurora !aCUTEm7Fkg", "may not have been a likable individual", Prime Minister David Cameron said in a speech this morning on Saturday; "but our society should and must protect everyone equally and to the best of our ability." He went on to outline his plans to prevent these "barbaric attacks" with a treatment program for men such as the victim, so they would not be targeted for their hate preachings online. "We must begin a systematic campaign to root out this extremism in the minds of our young men and women with mandatory education programs, in order to prevent them traveling down this provocative road of fighting community cohesion and the greater good of things", the PM said. "A Conservative government will seek to give the police and our security services the powers they need to track these men down before vigilantes do, and help heal them in special institutions set up for their delusions about Islam and immigration. We must do this to save lives." "Aurora !aCUTEm7Fkg" is set to have "I'm a rent boy" engraved on his tombstone.
>>52536839
One day we will be free.
Doing a sleep
[activates sleep mode]
*meditates until 8:00am*
>>52536807
I don't know, I thought it was my right leg more but I'm not quite sure. The doctors don't really pay it any mind, probably because it doesn't hinder me in any way.
>>52536692
Yeah i suppose. Right now i just feel like saying fuck the placement, but it's too good an opportunity to pass up. If i'm lucky she'll get a job in London too but it's kinda 50:50 since she does a bit of a meme degree and the sort of ones she's applying for are quite general so there's crazy competition.
There is even the possibility she could take a year out on and just work a regular job in london with me, but i dunno, it's tough and i know she's really worried about it too. Plus i think she feels kinda bad about the whole thing cos i found a work placement real quickly and she's struggling to get anything.
Seeing her on the weekends and breaks is tough too though. I can't drive and train tickets from my uni town to home town are like £60 return even if i book waaay in advanced.
There's options i know but 2 year of long distance is tough. And i can't understate how shitty and lonely my hometown is. I'll have no friends who aren't away at uni and i'll be leaving to house every weekday at 7:30am and getting back at 7pm and then have no one to talk to but my family on weekends
I have a brown skin, and some poor write.
Getting the fuck away...
Gud midnight.
>>52536705
Those are some fucked up legs.
>>52536705
Doing a wank
>>52536940
NO BULLY ZONE
Having a work chrimbo do desu lads
Based Tone
>>52536839
Don't worry anon, eventually it will build up to the point where you kill yourself.
mummy said she wanted me up in the morning haha its only 3:30am ahahahaha what is me like
>>52536910
I hope you continue to suffer.
>>52536908
My gardening outfit haha what am I like
>>52536943
good lad
>>52536940
There's a good chance of hurting someones feelings with those hurtful words, is there any need?
I have 'cystic acne'
>>52537055
you do know you sound like a fat edgy 13 year old goth, right?
>>52536920
in english please
Going to apologise for ranting in a peer review in Uni lads to my lecturer. Acted like a child in it.
Like electrical bulbs too brightly lit, like circuits invested with too high a potential, human beings fall and die only because a power burns within them which transcends their finitude, which goes beyond everything they can do and want. This is why they develop, reach a peak, and then, as if overwhelmed by the wave which up to a given point had carried them forward, sink, dissolve, die and return to the unmanifest. But the one who does not fear death, the one who is able, so to speak, / to assume the powers of death by becoming everything which it destroys, overwhelms and shatters - this one finally passes beyond limitation, he continues to remain upon the crest of the wave, he does not fall, and what is beyond life manifests itself within him.
>>52536948
It doesn't count as bullying if the victim isn't human.
cried a bit lads god bless us all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rg8innCuN4
having an afterwank (that's when after having a wank, you immediately have another wank)
>>52536905
I was crazy like u, but i get a job.
hu3.
>>52537074
my bow legs are worse than yours
>>52537083
get on the accutane lad 4 months and youll be beautiful
>>52537074
absolute madman hahaha
If you have deformed legs like the yank tranny, you are a freak and should kill yourselves.
why are there so many more socially awkward guys than girls
I just want my weird gf
>>52537116
Doesn't that have crazy side effects
>>52537130
rude
>>52537096
>>52537130
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*
>>52536342
this kind of shit is exactly why british tourists are considered the worst in the world
>tfw acne free face
>tfw it literally covers my back instead
>>52537132
people are nicer to you if you have a vagina
unhappy. would like affection
>>52537085
It's great because you can shitpost all that you want but nothing will change the fact that in those two years of long distance relationship she will take another guys cock.
>>52537105
Ever get 2 in rapid succession? you've to lead up to the first spunk right like slow wank then when you start spurting you've to give it hell for leather and you can get a double
>>52537132
There are plenty of socially awkward girls but you could cover a woman in pig shit and wipe off her cunt and men would still queue up to have a go
>>52537146
yeah but i'm a tough lad so i'm going on it hehe
>>52537160
see a dermatologist
>>52537160
I know this feel.
It prevents me from going to the beach and what not.
>>52537087
no.
>>52537112
Why the fuck does everyone here have bowlegs?
Is that some sort of side effect fro a vitamin D deficiency caused by being a shut in neet or something?
>>52537193
>>52537200
yeah, it sucks.
my mom's convinced it's because of the leather chair I sit in for hours.
I like levi 511 because they give me a dad cock bulge when I sit down, its just the way the jeans bunch up
>>52537223
I don't have bowlegs 2bh just an odd photo
>>52537226
Your mum is silly tbf
Waheyyyyy
>>52537132
>tfw girls tell me I am weird after chatting them up
some of them like it actually
>hi, thailad here
>>52537254
stop that
>>52537226
For me, acne is related to sugar I ingest.
Try being sugar free for a little while senpai.
>>52536910
That bitch is going to be on Jamal faster than you can say "BBC".
>>52537223
Nobody does
I am the original and only person
The yank idiot is stealing my gimmick
Mine was caused by deficiency when I was younger
>>52537174
You can shitpost all you want, but nothing will change the fuck you have major personality issues and we never have a healthy relationship with any woman whatsoever
>>52537246
thailad?!!?!?!?
The sacrality of war, that is to say, that which provides a spiritual justification for war and the necessity of war, constitutes a tradition in the highest sense of the term: it is something which has appeared always and everywhere, in the ascending cycle of every great civilization; while the neurosis of war, the humanitarian and pacifist deprecation of it, as well as the conception of war as a 'sad necessity' or a purely political or natural phenomenon - none if this corresponds to any tradition, all this is but modern fabrication, born yesterday, as a side-effect of the decomposition of the democratic and materialistic civilization against which, today, new revolutionary forces are rising up. In this sense, everything which we have gathered from a great variety of sources, constantly separating the essential from the contingent, the spirit from the letter, can be used by us as an inner fortification, as a confirmation, as a strengthened certainty.
fucks sake lads my car is making some horrible grinding sound when i go around corners but it's like one day before christmas eve and i need my car to do christmas shit. probably just gonna carry on driving it desu
>>52537273
>fedora
>long hair
>cocktail
>suit
>fat
all no
thinking about unironically buying a ps3 just to play that uncharted game everyone seems to think is so good
>>52537320
what do have against suits
My pussy my rules
>>52537315
I'd love to take a look at it for free 2bh
>>52537287
It's my gimmick now.. so
>>52537280
Hey qt
>>52537308
wot
>>52537335
nothing, I just don't wear one for any reason other than something professional/formal.
>>52537360
hello
while uni and finals were going on all I wanted was to be on break
now that I'm home and have nothing to do all I want is for school to start again
>>52537298
>Oh don't worry about that picture, it's just my boyfirend, he's away in London on some work thing. Now take off my panties
>>52537370
you keeping up on the website love? x
>>52537327
if you feel like wasting your money for a trash game on an outdated system
lads how the fuck did this get into my open tabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
did someone post it in /brit/ earlier and i accidentally clicked on it or something? I know i didn't search for it myself because there's no "back" option
>>52537350
what's the deal with you car guys who ltierally do it forfree? my next door neighbour changed my break pads and changed my oil filter for nothing
lads
>>52537390
I'm currently hacking you
>tfw thought Finn would be shit but I ended up loving every scene with him
>turns out Rei was utter trash and boring.
POTTERY
>Tomorrow is Christmas eve and it still hasn't gotten cold yet
I think this global warming meme might have some truth to it lads.
>>52537384
not really.. x
>>52537405
me on the left
>>52537391
I enjoy working on things 2bh I'm considering buying a scrap car engine just to take apart, never had a car engine apart before
>>52537380
>he unironically has such chronic trust issues that he shitposts misogynist comments on an anime imageboard
>he unironically is going to spend the rest of his life sad and alone
disappointing tbqh
>>52537417
stop it
>>52537132
Who doesn't want it?
I'm waiting in 9 months other crazy.
>>52537405
absolute madbird
>>52537425
the earth was going through phases of warming and cooling long before people were here.
>>52537298
What a thoroughly awful person you are. You deserve all of the suffering you get.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/24/what-americas-immigrants-looked-like-when-they-arrived-on-ellis-island/
really interesting article desu
interesting too how new worlders look so different to anything else
Unironically thinking of putting my $30k savings into bitcoin
>>52537466
yea except its been consistently getting warmer for several years.
>>52537423
was expecting it but made me jump anyway
>>52537493
Don't put all your eggs in the same basket if you intend to keep your eggs.
>>52537423
I nearly broke out laughing when this scene happened due to all of the memery.
>>52537435
what kind of stuff you done lad? i've seen cars apart for cv joints/driveshafts doing, suspension springs/shocks, ball joints and obviously break pads and disks and rear drums and all the boring shit. i really want to try it myself tbqh
>>52537531
#yolo
>>52537510
yea, except that also happened long before people were here too.
>>52537439
>misogynist
This is why attention whores are not welcome on 4chan, you do nothing but shitpost and spout tumblr nonsense. Kill yourself.
>>52537423
this webm is too long, but not as long as my dick
i've been told that scottish are uglier than english and irish girls
is this true?
Got banned on /v/
No idea why
>>52537569
I DON'T WANT IT HAPPENING NOWWW
>>52537576
This is slander, and also not me.
>>52537537
i swear i've seen an imag like this on 4chan for motnths and yet i saw the star wars film today and it's from that and it was released this mlnth how is this possible
>>52537538
I've done everything there is to do when it comes to vintage vespas, but have only serviced cars
really want a ford sierra 2bh
wot u fink of my bodge engine wiring job h3h3
>>52537597
generally speaking, yes
they also have much uglier accents
>tfw no bowlegged Angloboo gf to rent a wheelchair for in Anaheim and cut lines at Disneyworld
;P
>>52537604
but you live in Canada..
oh oooorhh arrrhhhhhhh gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>52537510
the medieval warm period/little ice age each lasted several generations
the thing to worry about with this warm period is by how much the temperature has increased
What song is this lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y16sGpEvLCk
>>52537569
that's based on the distance the earth is from the sun over 10's of thousands of years and right now we're nowhere near in the cycle for that to explain it
>>52537645
I thought you were gone tbhwyf
>>52537439
>>>/reddit/
>>52537648
What the actual fuck are you on about?
Anyone slagging off my slippers will be dealt with
>>52537673
pls be in california
Do they actually check if you have a legit disability or can I just roll up to Disney world in a wheelchair and skip lines?
inhere make 28 celsius sometime, imagine that.
>people who don't believe in climate change
LE ILLUMINARTEY!!! LE 9111 GEORGE BUSH !!!! LE ZIONIST ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE FREEMASONS BRO XDDD WEED DUDE
Fun fact
99% of scientists believe it is real
>>52537648
desu minimum it will last a few hundred years
>>52537646
yea and I don't want it to become Brazil here
its already humid and wet as fuck here, the summer feels like I'm in a fucking jungle with the amount of rain and foggy humidity we get.
>make a post
>get 4 (you)s on average
feels good to be more popular than you
>>52537620
if you've got it to a pretty much functional state you've done well tbqh. but why scooters? are you an enthusiast or why don't yo work on cars
>>52537617
Meme magic.
>>52537711
Presumably you have to contact them to say before and get a pass
really enjoying this new brazilian
>>52537673
You and me are here for the same purpose.
I love the English accent on women.
You probably like it on dudes.
Its all good senpai.
>>52537693
the medieval warm period lasted for several generations as your graph clearly states (taking place over ~300 years)
so did the little ice age which according to that lasted 400 years
dont chat shit
>>52537726
what do you people think a generation is
>people who don't believe in climate change
LE ILLUMINARTEY!!! LE 9111 GEORGE BUSH !!!! LE ZIONIST ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE FREEMASONS BRO XDDD WEED DUDE
>>52537723
This is the average American opinion
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/06/jim-inhofe-genesis_n_6815270.html
>>52537645
>Angloboo
I'm confused, why does an American want a girlfriend that is interested by Anglo men?
>>52537777
Twas banter between locals.
>>52537723
I don't think there are any people out there that denies that climate changes, sorry.
>le 99% meme
This proves how little you actually know about the subject.
>>52537757
>the thing to worry about with this warm period is by how much the temperature has increased
>>52537711
>Do they actually check if you have a legit disability
What is this Nazi Germany??
>>52537728
My dad was in them since the 80's when all the skinheads used to ride them and I like them, I probably wouldn't like them if I wasn't brought up around them. Please understand that I have no interest in a chav peugeot speedfight though lol all my scooters are over 30 years old wew, 4 speed manual 200cc 2 strokes rinky dinky dink
No money for cars, although my dream car is only like £1200
>>52537753
>You probably like it on dudes.
Don't project your cis fantasies on the rest of us shitlord, zhe might be asexual or genderfluid
>>52537663
If you're talking about huge variations.
>>52537726
Of all the countries on the planet that can complain about heat and humidity, are you sure you're in one of them?
beer tastes really strange
not sure if I like it
Really wish thailad would reply to my posts more
>>52537753
No pls go, you're confusing people.
>>52537804
whatever
im an armchair historian not an armchair scientist
>>52537826
it's an acquired taste, all the best things in life are
>>52537753
Riley?
>climate change isn't man made
What co2 actually got a cooling effect?
Having a pint
>>52537814
>You probably like it on dudes.
Not gonna lie, I enjoy your accents. An island smaller than my homestate yet so many accents between borders and classes.
Its interesting to say the least.
>>52537826
that's because IPA (india pale ale)'s taste like literal sick, and i'm not giving you the "carlsberg le pisswater" meme, i'll drink any beer but IPA's taste 100% different from a normal lager
>>52537728
also really love the lines on some old ones
>>52537864
What ever happened to that madman?
>>52537860
not beer in general
this particular one
Red Racer IPA
>climate change is manmade
LE ILLUMINARTEY!!! LE 9111 GEORGE BUSH !!!! LE ZIONIST ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE FREEMASONS BRO XDDD WEED DUDE
>>52537820
>If you're talking about huge variations.
>the earth was going through phases of warming and cooling long before people were here.
well what else could that be referring to
>>52537814
>no money for cars
i don't mean to sound rude desu but how? even little chav shits have a car around here
>>52537854
I see, perhaps talking about it with certainty isn't smart then.
>>52537873
Please elaborate, since climate has been changing for millions of years, long before humans ever came into the picture.
>>52537884
yea I don't normally drink IPA
This Swede is fucking hilarious
>>52537892
i heard once from some science bloke that we're technically still coming out of the last ice age 2bh
makes u think
>>52537841
I literally only see like two other Cali posters in /brit/ so... which are you?
>>52537909
im not denying its accuracy but that graph has no source, the link provided is just a direct download and you downloaded it off 4chan
>>52537898
I just mean rewind back to before we were here, take into consideration a life time or two, have a look at the predicted temperature variations. What we're experiencing now [apparently] isn't unheard of throughout history.
>>52537909
i dont give a fuck about global warming i live in england for fucks sake a bit more warmth wouldnt be a bad thing
>>52537883
I sound like literal scum
>>52537900
£120 a fortnight on bennies thats how lad
wouldn't be able to run the thing anyway
no interest in the usual shite hatchbacks anyway, want a rear wheel drive old yoke
I am a chav though
i had a thought today
if someone asks me what that thought was then i'll elaborate
>>52537955
>muh sources
>>52537976
A bit more warmth would help all of us.
>>52537987
was was was thought mate
>>52537942
>Two
It's just you, me, and Virginia sometimes, and Chicago recently.
>>52537987
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18WIlBd08qk
http://webm.land/media/fHx4.webm
3 minutes but its worth a watch kek
>>52537935
what's he doing? i've filtered sweden
>>52537976
next year is meant to be the warmest on record due to the el niño in the pacific
>what's he doing? i've filtered sweden
>>52538000
>>52538021
i briefly wondered if girls keep their first tampon or pad as a souvenir
>>52537883
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it.
>>52538082
they do not
>>52538021
You sound like an English version of this really based dyke that I know.
>>52538082
Yuck
>>52537997
just trying to have an intelligent conversation no need to get arsey
>>52538096
are you a girl?
even if you are, you're just one and can hardly speak for your entire gender
>>52537981
my brother used to have a cosworth lad. i was amazed because his car was made in 1989 a year before i was born and mine was from 2003 and his had remote central locking and mine didn;t
>>52537885
He still posts, from time to time. Although he runs off when you point out that it's him.
I think it's safe to assume that his plans of becoming the greatest rock star in human history haven't quite come to fruition yet.
>>52538121
>intelligent conversation
>climate deniers
Pick one
>England is literally the size of alabama
>>52538039
im sure i heard el nino was meant to make this winter one of the coldest ever and what the fuck happened with that
>>52538156
Yet ruled an Empire that the sun never set on.
See
>>52538090
>>52538122
give us a few hours n ill convene with my friends for more info
>>52538150
well idk now the source data checks out and its from a reputable source as far as i know
>>52537942
>like
Fuck off Commiefornia.
>>52538082
>>52538096
Not exactly the same thing but the girls undies used to be displayted when she had her first period, menarche
>>52538108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBo1TXodmh
>>52538129
What is the point of a cosworth even bothering with locks I mean you'd park them on a street in the 90s and it would drive past you as you walked up the road, was it a 4x4 or 2wd? 4x4 had the bonnet vents
>>52538157
you misheard
>>52538178
are you from norn iron? keep in mind i'm a jf
>>52538108
>You sound like an English
Why are Americans so god awful at accents?
>>52538156
>a tiny country started the industrial revolution which basically started the modern world, founded colonies which lead to the modern US, Canada, Australia and NZ
>created the theories of evolution and gravity which created modern science
it's just more fantastic desu
>>52538230
aye
accent goes neutral when you're talking very quiet
>>52538248
to them britain and england are interchangeable
>>52538150
Literally no one on this earth is denying that climate changes.
business idea: no one is allowed to post ITT unless they can contribute with an intelligent thoughtful comment desu
04:20
>>52538178
Well she talks like monotone, like you just deadpanish sounding.
It was just a comparison.
>>52538248
Britain = English in freedomland
>hurr durr durpy fucking durr hurr hurr here is a picture of a dumb cunt wearing a hat that was trendy in the 1950s and you're exactly like him apparently
>>52538270
I'm about to have a poo
>>52538250
seems like the golden years have passed though tbqh
>>52538270
unprofitable. /brit/ would be 1 thread a day at best
>>52537997
>>52537804
Please explain to me these x-axis.
heres my contribution to the negotiating table:
warm winters are a load of shite and we should kill el nino asap
>>52538250
>mfw people the world over speak english
>the language of a people who live on a tiny island in north west europe
>>52538270
to be fair to me, i was making some pretty genius throught provoking posts about 9 hours ago, but it's all gone now
i think it's the afternoon sun frying my brain
>>52538156
Exactly, when doing a size comparison America is an incredible underachiever.
Compare yourself to us and then kill yourself.
>>52538250
> theories of evolution and gravity created modern science
slow down champ
>>52538270
Do you ever wonder about the beautiful lives your ancestors led?
A humble carpenters son meets a soft featured middle class girl, skin as pale as a lilly. They spend summer days relaxing in the tall grass and riding on the moors 2 up on a horse
I'm not a writer don't know where else to go wif dat
https://youtu.be/bZgeH9qc-nE?t=135
>>52538283
it was REALLY rude
>>52538301
sure but we are all here reaping the benefits. being inordinately proud of your country in 2015 is pretty barbarous anyway 2bh.
see: yanks.
>>52538359
just banter la
>>52538339
ireland is actually pretty successful from their pharmaceuticals and shit tbf
>>52538285
This. I'm too faded to care honestly. If I wanted to pick out the general Irish, Scottish, English accents. I've never heard Welsh so... yeah.
But cheers
>>52538383
fuck sake you're shit at it though aren't you mate. so was my post.
>>52538345
sir issac newton laid the foundation for physics. suck my dick
what's your poo score?
8 here
>>52538400
>Smoking weed
>>>/oregon/ Tbh
>>52538345
What the fuck has Norway contributed to science? 101 ways to split the herring?
>>52537425
>Pretending it's not cold to validate the global warming hoax meme
It is cold.
>>52538400
>I've never heard Welsh so... yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlzaBNgz-M
>>52538407
>issac
>>52538401
>shit at it
I seem to have got this thread going a bit with it tbf
>>52538400
can you scroll up a bit? i don't see any of my posts on your screen
>>52538434
What the h*ck is this
>>52538395
I'm surprised that the paddies are doing as well as they are considering we shoah'd them.
>>52538430
Funnily enough I only stated smoking weed when I moved to Houston for high school.
They were all trippin' cause I never smoked weed and was "from Cali" so naturally....
But yeah. In all honestly I will say we do have some of the best bud in the US.
>>52537425
our decembers are always mild... doesn't usually get cold until january
>>52538468
[subscribes to your blog]
been holding off on a wee for hours
going to do a that and then a coffee
>>52538433
i could go out right now to the shops and back and im not wearing any clothes
double digit temperature christmas is paki tier
>>52537132
Trust me there are. Just harder to spot
>>52538468
>California
Kill yourself
>>52538431
first to the south pole
>>52538450
That's not how banter works.
Kill yourself, you fat shit.
>I'm from Cali
>>52538434
They sound like Canadians O.O or worse.... Minnesotan.
>>52538516
>Kill yourself, you fat shit.
dismal yank tier """""banter"""""
>>52538476
Your Decembers are much colder than back home in India.
>>52538460
>h*ck
Stop cussing Yankie Doodle!!!!!
Anyone want a bf? i'm available
>>52538464
famine was payback
>>52538400
wee bit of nookie brown
>I'm an American
>>52538468
i was an exchange student in california for a few years and i wanted to kill myself every day and hoped a school shooter would get to me first 2bh
>>52538476
decembers aren't always mild you fucking retard. december nights usually are cold (a few degrees above freezing). i live in cumbria and we have had maybe a handful so far this winter. it's unusually warm
>>52538568
Good lad
>i was an exchange student in california
>>52538539
>They sound like Canadians O.O or worse.... Minnesotan.
They sound nothing alike, you spastic eared yokel.
>>52538407
Most of what Newton did was founded upon a less comprehensive, less general version and overall shitty version of Leibniz' calculus.
>>52538586
u sure your not a false flagging yank bc ur just flinging shit like a monkey
>>52538561
I know that kitchen, Ashens?
>Most of what Newton did was founded upon a less comprehensive, less general version and overall shitty version of Leibniz' calculus.
>>52538615
beep beep, ba beep, ba boo
CHEAPO
>>52538637
kek
>>52538568
You're not alone m8. The school system here is fucked.
I got out at 16 and got my GED. I'm pretty self learned, just built my baby here in 2013
8GB DDR3
i5-4670k @ 4.1
GTX 770
Working for a collections agency, gonna go for a comfy IT job and go through school.
A lot better than most 22s here not living off of Daddy's money.
>>52538637
Kinda looks like Saitama
>>52538684
>"self-learned"
Fucking illiterate hick
>>52538674
I always thought of these as 'chocolate lesbians' for some reason.
>>52538684
>GED
>thinks building a computer is an accomplishment
did you ride the short bus too?
>>52538684
hahaha nerd
i used to beat up nerds like you in american school you know just the increase the chances of me getting shot by one eventually
>>52538674
>Not the dark chocolate version
Shig.
>>52538684
> just built my baby here in 2013
>8GB DDR3
>i5-4670k @ 4.1
>GTX 770
>>52538684
>Working for a collections agency, gonna go for a comfy IT job and go through school.
>A lot better than most 22s here not living off of Daddy's money.
>>52538578
dumb fuck! look at this chart https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_the_United_Kingdom#England
"Average minimum temperature" is lower for jan/feb than for december
>>52538733
I don't know why he needs to be so condescending at times. Some people need a faith, leave them to it.
>favourite band is the Allah-Las
>go on their facebook
>literally full of pakis thinking it's some sort of Muslim rock
they've gone too far this time lads
>>52538716
Bitch I've been in front of a computer since I was 9. I've had the internet at my disposal for so long that I'm starting to go Unibomber manifesto status.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm
>>52538786
i thought music was haram
>Bitch I've been in front of a computer since I was 9. I've had the internet at my disposal for so long that I'm starting to go Unibomber manifesto status.
>You're not alone m8. The school system here is fucked.
>I got out at 16 and got my GED. I'm pretty self learned
>>52538790
SELF-LEARNED
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>>52538778
because he's autistic.
the militant atheists i've met like that are all incredibly autistic and can't process the idea that someone might think something you don't.
>>52538803
apparently fucking not
>>52538805
>this person actually exists
>>52538815
if you want the full fedora effect, add "auto-didactic" to your vocabulary
>Bitch I've been in front of a computer since I was 9. I've had the internet at my disposal for so long that I'm starting to go Unibomber manifesto status.
>>52538841
I'm not in the mood for your shit tonight nonce
>hear rap on the speakers while shopping
>literally says "we wuz kings"
https://youtu.be/k2ZPcPHJAno
Reminder that Donald Trump supports the IRA
>>52538824
you could be right.
>>52538859
Is it you in the picture or something?
>>52538726
Please, like the average American knows about international politics, history, network security or just plain common sense?
I swear some of us live under some weird American phycosis.
Met a girl in the Army tonight lads
Said she wasn't impressed with a man unless he could disassemble and reassemble a weapon in under 2 minutes
I can, but decided to go with "Bet you could assemble my weapon in under 2 minutes"
Didn't go over well
Didn't go over well at all
>>52538866
My teachers told me we was slaves
My mama told me we was kings
I don't know who to listen to
I guess we somewhere in between
highkey fire desu
>tfw you graduated at 16, got your GED, smoke weed, and are "self-learned"
>>52538900
girls shouldn't be allowed in the army
the navy, maybe, but not the army and most certainly not the air force
>hear text sound go off
>get filled with excitement as i exclaim a thunderous "YES"
>look at the phone
>mum: what size shoe are you?
>Please, like the average American knows about international politics, history, network security or just plain common sense?
>I swear some of us live under some weird American phycosis.
>"""graduated"""
>GED
>>52537155
>he's never seen Russian tourists
>>52538924
Why not the airforce?
>>52538895
please kiss me
>>52538900
>Said she wasn't impressed with a man unless he could disassemble and reassemble a weapon in under 2 minutes
sounds like one of those people that sit safe and sound in an army base and have 0% chance of seeing combat but never miss an opportunity to remind people IM A SOLDIER
CAN DISSASEMBLE A WEAPON IN 2 MINS FLAT
army is fuck all anyway up the marines
stop bullying my gf right now
>>52538900
seems like you dodged a bullet m8
>>52538924
Why the navy but not the army or air force?
>>52538900
>talking shit like that to army girls
are you autistic or something? the entire reason they're in there is to not get treated like a girl. you'd have been far better off challenging her or some shit.
>>52538943
because then there's a chance that one of them might one day get to fly a plane
a slim chance, but a chance nonetheless
https://youtu.be/Cuo5ZlIq2FI
Me lads
>>52538901
nah that wasnt it
he was going on about how whitey was keepin dem down since alexander the great
>>52538924
Chairforce is nothing but girls
Navy at least you have to work hard.
>>52538974
maybe I WAS challenging her m8
>Chairforce is nothing but girls
>Navy at least you have to work hard.
>>52538955
It's not me they're bullying, it's the other, dumber, californian.
go easy on him lads
not like he got his GED at 25
at my school, you had to get a GED or graduate with your class.
SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING (YOU) BEFORE I START SQUELLING
>>52538987
>that high pich voice
>that speech impediment
>>52538939
I have actually
seen them that is, and heard them talk in their moonspeak which i was able to identify from having seen a few james bond films
they didn't seem so bad but i didn't hang around too long
>>52538984
the screening for pilots is fucking insane m8. if a girl can make it to become a high-tier pilot then good on them.
RAAF fighter pilot selection is more difficult to pass than SASR selection.
>>52538984
>97% of pilots are men
Weird disparity
squell piggy squell
>>52539008
thank the prophet
nvm lads fire away
@52539018
i like it when you squeal xx
so i went to to watch the star wars movie earlier and whats the deal with all those people who stay in their seats while the credits are rolling
>>52538984
I don't know if it's true or not, but I remember hearing women make great helicopter pilots.
If they're genuinely good pilots I don't see the problem, as long as they're not handed the chance just because 'muh equality'
Although if I was sitting on a plane and the captains announcement was a woman, I would probably be a bit.. 'well fuck' ngl
Keks every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4
Why is k-on so beloved
>>52538987
His swinging technique is unparalleled 2bh
>>52539054
some cinéma especially marvel films have little bonus scenes after the credits
with my family once the credits start rolling and the lights come on etc we have a think and weigh up the chances of there being somethign worth sitting through the credits for
>>52539060
my nigga
>>52539054
They thought that because Marvel = Disney = Star Wars that there might be a credit scene of Mace Windu putting together a new team of jedi.
>>52539058
If i remember correctly, there's a mission in call of duty 4 where you have to rescue a female pilot because she crashed because she was a fucking idiot female and that's why your escape is delayed and that's why you get nuked
>>52539136
Ah right, my views have suddenly changed on the subject then.
>>52539136
Fucking women eh
>>52539060
deng
zeng
pass
poooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
might smoke a joint then go to bed
gf just sent me this
might rattle her bones tonight if you get my drift
>>52538966
Underrated post
>>52539177
Spooky
>>52539177
jesus christ
>>52539177
spooky skeleton desu
having a hearty chuckle
>>52539177
thank mr skeltal
>>52539177
thank u skellington
oui oui oui je suis still about
>>52539177
I'd date that
>>52539161
same
>>52539060
>diplomatic passport is blluuuuuuuuuuuuuue
killed me
>>52539017
>>52539008
Right, just some stoner with a GED.
That's all I want. Makes everything else I do or say that much more miraculous. Then you can play the GED card. Its like being a minority but I'm white.
Which is why I'm moving into IT next year :D
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19980712&slug=2760706
lads, get a load of these morons from 17 years ago, they actually unironically thought windows 98 was good and new
me second from left
>>52539245
rare
>>52539219
I'd have sex wif it 2bh but introducing her to my parents - no way!
>>52539265
Why are you looking at 17 year old news articles from Seattle?
>>52539286
How tall is the girl on the right?
>>52539262
You are just some stoner with a GED.
>>52539312
5'6
>>52539245
hey thanks for posting my OC, i appreciate it :)
>>52539299
to laugh at stupid 90s people who didnt even have iphones of course
>>52539286
The red head would be bangable if she had alittle more facial symmetry there. Also shes got a fat honker on her face.
Why must I always grow distant from everyone I know
>>52539329
womenlet, ew
>>52539340
>im a touchscreen babby
wew lad
>>52539328
what the fuck is a ged?
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
>>52539363
happened to me when i stopped using facebook
no regrets though, not giving that fucking kike any more of my personal information
wish i could write letters or even emails to my friends but no one does that anymore because it's gay
>>52539388
Something something rockets red glare
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/anti-soviet-warrior-puts-his-army-on-the-road-to-peace-the-saudi-businessman-who-recruited-mujahedin-1465715.html
>>52539386
General Educational Development (GED) tests are a group of four subject tests which, when passed, provide certification that the test taker has American or Canadian high school-level academic skills.
>>52539328
But all the options are open to me at this point for the first time in my life. At 22, its sad but yeah... just gotta seize the moment and breeze through some community college.
I study curriculum and torrent textbooks, its not some "self-learned" meme. I legit value learning for the sake of posterity.
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