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Lisicki edition
doing a salad
dalas a gniod
every time a lisicki is posted, i save it even if i already have it
doing a hugh
(laurie)
>>52539411
Absolute madman
>>52539411
Do u have this 1
First time making a new thread
What a rush
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/anti-soviet-warrior-puts-his-army-on-the-road-to-peace-the-saudi-businessman-who-recruited-mujahedin-1465715.html
>i don't save poorly edited lisickis
>>52539422
> With his high cheekbones, narrow eyes and long brown robe, Mr Bin Laden looks every inch the mountain warrior of mujahedin legend. Chadored children danced in front of him, preachers acknowledged his wisdom. 'We have been waiting for this road through all the revolutions in Sudan,' a sheikh said. 'We waited until we had given up on everybody - and then Osama Bin Laden came along.'
>>52539411
got this 1?
>tfw you will never know if he finds love
>>52539454
i don't save ones like this though, where i'm not sure whether to put it in my lisicki folder or my nige folder, it's just too much hassle
>>52539448
>What a rush
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
self-learned stoner here, AMA
>>52539483
i'm in tears
>>52539500
autodidactic
/deutsch/ is slow right now, what's going on here?
>dog walking level
>Hey There Delilah starts playing
>>52539524
ich ficke deine mutter in den arsch
>>52539524
Huns not welcome
>>52539524
we're talking about krauts
>>52539524
lisicki posting
even after months of obsessive lisicki-saving, this one is still my favourite
>>52539478
A living meme
THERE CAN BE NO LIFE, ON THAT RED, FOREBODING PLANET
Did you know that in America they call lisicki Kevin?
Why do scotch people have those beady eyes?
How long can you go on a drinking binge before you die?
>>52539550
i only post lisickis I made
I drank a liter of vodka a day for about two years and I'm fine
>>52539558
Jelly brah
>>52539604
t. "self-learned" individual
>>52539591
depends
> with American """""beer"""""
about three weeks
> with liquor
a very long and wild night will do
>>52539604
Shit sorry >>52539591
>>52539618
I don't drink beer anymore because it takes too long to get shitfaced
>>52539591
70 years
>>52539591
less than a week
>>52539618
Continental "banter"
>>52539636
you have to drink several different liquors to get shitfaced even faster
>>52539612
Jealous of what? A 22 year old stoner in community college? Your GED? Someone who torrents textbooks and calls themselves "self-learned"?
Alri mate.
>>52539606
amazing
>>52539609
very obscure one but I understand it emotionally
>>52539636
I wish we could get 40 oz's in uk, it would be all I would drink
a liter of special brew? for cheap? giz lad
haha STILL havent gone for my wee
>>52539591
i haven't fallen asleep (as opposed to simply passing out drunk) in 5 years and i feel fine tbqh
>>52539483
lost it lads
>>52539674
wow madman
>>52539664
I watched the big lebowski again recently so I've been drinking a lot of white russians
is it manchildish to have a pet guinea pig?
What is the origin story of the kev-lisicki meme
>>52539671
>very obscure one
because I made it and haven't posted it much
not since the summer at least before Le Meme Man got so big
>>52539696
Yes. It's dog or nothing from this point out
doing a my wee now
>>52539708
One of my favorites desu
Blue eyes crying in the rain
>>52539708
the context or meaning of it is obscure, not the rarity
don't know wot its about but I take it at face value
>>52539713
wee on mee
>>52539737
>tfw no 86
>>52539710
I hate dogs. I hate what humans have done to them as well. Fuck poodles. Fuck dachshunds. Fuck chihuahuas.
>>52539666
For the fact that education is shit nowadays and for someone like me, who mostly was just interested in History, can just breeze through all subjects.
Not gonna lie there are smart people, yes. But all young people my age lack any sort of foresight in the bigger picture.
Not one sees this election as vital. No one wants to acknowledge that we are destroying Western civilization with the same tactics that Bolshiveks used to bring down the any form of dissent from centrist Russians during the revolution.
Subversion of our culture, religion and laws.
>>52539757
What about corgis?
>>52539750
Have to honestly bite back tears whenever I think that the older generation could have bought them for like 100 notes years ago
same with mk2 escorts 2bh but they're still relatively affordable in straya
>>52539768
They don't want me to read this post
>>52539772
one of my guinea pigs is named Ein after Ein the corgi from cowboy bebop 2bh
Has anyone made a JUST lisicki before I waste my time making one now
>>52539768
t."self-learned" yank
>>52539794
Not that I know of
Who is Lisicki desu?
>>52539707
???
>>52539773
hoping to get a stock 180sx for my first car
can get them for ~10k
>>52539810
he's kind of famous around here
>>52539793
Post pics
>>52539768
about time we had another unabomber
One slice from my katana is all I need to PERMANENTLY disable you....
>>52539768
>But all young people my age lack any sort of foresight in the bigger picture.
born in the wrong generation???
>>52539850
10k fuck off millionaire
>>52539859
His name sounds Polish. Is he national champion at plumbing?
>>52539879
No, Lisicki is his tennis player waifu. He's some Welsh cunt.
legitimately concerned this self learned yank is going to blow something up
cold out
>>52539879
she's literally german so i guess she would be interested in plumbing
>>52539877
cars aren't cheap here lad
I have about $200 and no license so I have a ways to go
>>52539898
call the police
stop him from learning on his own.
>>52539810
This guy
>>52539898
Will prob torrent a bomb textbook
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35159072
>Sri Lanka man arrested 'for smuggling gold in rectum'
Gonna ask her out lads
>>52539866
This was me in the last thread. Already aware my views aren't original.
>>52538790
>>52539862
ein is the ginger one (like a corgi) but personally i like the other one better
>>52539809
>>52539928
They are just not meme cars, old holdens and shit can be got for a thousand
Wouldn't letting Ed Miliband massaging my prostate
>>52539937
reported to the FBI
Knock Knock lad ;^)
They don't want you to win
>>52539947
You're going to ask her to leave?
>>52539948
At least I spelled it right you twat
>>52539955
cute as fuck
>>52539975
They'll just find a couple of doobies, and my framed GED on my wall mate.
No problems here.
>>52539975
wow way to misunderstand the post you stupid fucking leaf
>>52539980
>browsing a Mongolian throat singing board while sober
not posting any of my *rare* lisickis tBh.
>>52540024
Please?
>>52539969
why would I want an old holden
Who's going to the /Brit/ Christmas party
could use a catboi bf desu
>>52540087
we've gone this long without anime and you came in and ruined it
>>52540087
cat girls are cute desu
template
>>52540113
What's the point of having two ears?
>>52539898
autodidactic
>>52540111
Looks like he got hit in the eye
>>52540139
>not wanting 4 ears
fucc of yank
>>52540139
who cares?
>>52540111
Much better than mine
>>52540137
Excellent
i have never created an original lisicki because not only do i not know how to use photoshop, but i'm also incredibly uninspired and lazy
>>52540159
freaks must be burned by the eternal flame, desu
>>52540139
Humans have two ears
>>52540040
Just this one. It is not that *rare* but the only one I'm willing to give up.
>>52540189
Wow that's shit I don't even believe you have rares
I'd like to do a daring synthesis between Lisicki and she succ me (throwing in references to a good 2 hours) but I don't know what to do
platinum lisicki
reminder nothing you do actually matters and you'll be forgotten. A live of hedonism is the only true way to live
>>52540239
autodidactic
>>52540181
> not wanting a qt petite girl with cat ears and tail to scratch your body with her fingernails and lick the blood out of the wounds
pleb
>>52539969
I like it
>>52540252
knowledge is ultimately just as useless as everything else, tbqh m8
I want to die
>>52539975
include full browser window in screenshot
>>52540200
Nice try Riley, NSA just informed me that you saved the image.
>>52540291
do it
the Earth is full
>>52540291
That can be arranged
>knowledge is ultimately just as useless as everything else, tbqh m8
If you're not british what's even the point of living?
shower then a sleepy poo
>>52540326
good question
>>52540314
I did tbqh
>>52540326
LMAOing@Britain
>>52540349
Fine by me if they don't want to vote
You sure you have a leg to stand on when it comes to making fun of that kind of stuff, Germany?
>>52540349
this would be great for the right if it caught on. Half the reason leftists want immigration is they're pretty much always going to vote for them
>tfw Part 4 in April
done a wee, a brush teeth and a make coffee
currently reclining with an apple, 3 cherries and 4 chocolate coins (2x white, 2x brown)
ama
>>52540382
Literally no one in the UK with my surname
>>52540382
>Khan
>>52540418
rasheed?
>>52540408
>chocolate coins
good lad
good post
>>52540444
Probably a lot of them, so no
>>52540418
I think I have the rarest surname here, only 118 worldwide IIRC
>>52540511
141 for me
>>52540511
3 for me
I don't have a surname or a first name
I don't exist
keep having an urge to sniff lighter gas
the name is muhammed smith lads
>>52540569
Hello Mr
>having names
>>52540599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNyHark4xk
>>52540511
9384
real nigga hours
listening to beach house feeling sad lads :)
First day. Names Ross.
lads i downloaded the kim kardashian emoji app
>>52540670
then blast reggaeton instead
>>52540689
only raggaeton i know is sun araw desu
>>52540689
He's from Austria, not Texas.
i can only do so many wanks
>>52540698
is reggaeton big in texas? sun araw's from texas
Almost finished my Terry's chocolate orange
>>52540716
alri fitz
>>52540716
Fucking love those
>>52540713
The joke is that reggaeton is common in Chile, and the Texas flag is similar to Chile's and often the two are mixed up here as a joke. It goes along with the mixing up of Austria and Australia, another classic country joke.
>>52540748
sorry sweetheart but i'd rather feel sad listening to beach house x :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDOFzu-6MD4
Do you like metal?
post the waifus lads
>>52540770
Kill urself
>>52540770
> Alestorm
noice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzONnhxrWk
>>52540780
I like none of them
>>52540770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndl10rOpOu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyQRHHHXntc
really good documentary, lads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>52540836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZXatzQ1kzg
Better documentary desu
I'm watching a finnish guitar hero competition and the two contestants tried to do a little hug after the song was over and it was legitimately the most cringeworthy thing i've witnessed
the meme is real
>I'm watching a finnish guitar hero competition
>>52540868
EPIC MEME
>>52540943
It's the coolest thing I've seen all day.
>>52540956
Hahaha you fell for it didn't you
eating tomato slices with salt, lads
Kyary
Slept for like 3 hours, just woke up, can't get back to sleep how Smh
Should I make cheesy beans on toast with bits of bacon NOW or at 7
>>52541059
id give her some white contact lenses if you catch my drift
>>52541068
>cheesy beans on toast with bits of bacon
for fucks sake British "cuisine" is a joke
Here is some real metal plebs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SLLYt-2SaZ8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nQMvL-ZoZXU
>>52541105
Oi, don't give brits credit for something I invented
>Here is some real metal plebs
>beans on toast
>peep show
>top gear
>the queen
>the beatles
>bangers
>mash
>pints
>the pub
>lads
>wank
>football
>quid
>tea
>paki shop
>lisicki
>tories
http://i.imgur.com/3o8dRuX.gifv
me on feet
thoughts on these?
>>52541127
THE BANKERS
THE BONUSES
>>52541186
WHAT ARE TTTHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
doing a sleepy poo
nighty night xx ;)
I hate every single one of you
>>52541223
Night x
>>52541221
can you friendzone me please
>>52541227
moany cunt
>>52541242
Love you like a brother x
>>52541268
yess
yessssssssss
>>52541287
Yank pandering cunt
Help me go back to sleep please lads :/
>>52541382
*draws silenced tranq pistol*
*shoots you in the back of the head*
sleep tight kiddo
*fultons you back to mother base*
>>52541217
Not bad
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg
consumed a coffee but im still so tired
so tired
had a nice breakfast though (all gone)
dont have the will to stay awake the rest of the day though
will eyedrops help?
found out my blood type is B+ today lads
what's your blood type?
>>52541426
im in same boat lol
>tfw no yank gf
getting riled up and making speeches to myself while pacing again
>>52541186
are you standing on your toes lel
>>52541496
want some xanax? i've got loads
mates just crashed his mas car hahaha i've offered to drive it off and burn it so she can say it woz stolen but since hes broke the back window cops will stop it first thing
>>52541502
i am his shoes not him
>>52541509
don't need no drugs man
it just helps me sort through ideas.
I was reading the Unabomber manifesto posted a few threads back and it got me hot and bothered.
i haven't wanked in 7 days, lads
>>52541547
very good film
hello lads
>>52541564
Keep up the good work
>>52539389
oh my god, is Lisicki dying
>>52541564
christ lad, have a wank asap
if you don't use it you lose it you know
>>52541565
>>52541547
what film
>>52541564
heres to 7 more
>>52541566
hiya tiger
blog tiem
>Last time I got a hair cut they just fucked my shit up
>find new one
>good job
>milf hair dresser gives me 20 minute neck and shoulder massage
>nice and friendly chat
pretty happy..
>>52541581
Possession
>>52541581
possession 1981
>>52541610
happy ending?
>>52541677
No, but I wouldn't be shocked to find out there are places that would do that here.
Trying to find a normal massage place that won't is difficult. No matter how professional they appear.
hijabs! get your hijabs! going quick! hijabs here! only $10 - christmas special!
trying to sell my bike and a dodgy fella is interested but I'm worried he's just going to come and steal it fs
what a predicament
>>52541426
been awake 48 hours not tired at all
wanna switch
>>52541710
sell it in a public place you fool
>>52541725
please
ive got to last until 7pm tonight at least
>>52541743
>can I test ride it m8?
>>52541696
Why would you want to find a """normal""" massage place?
>>52541752
for what
>>52541764
>no, u cant
>>52541772
watchin reddit wars
Off to shottingham lads, any advice?
>>52541768
because a good massage is very relaxing, and if you have a gf it's not good to have another woman tossing you off. A bit traditional in that respect.
>>52541792
>then I'm not buying it, bye.
Who'd by a car/bike without giving it a test run?
>>52541807
avoid St Ann's
>>52541811
>test drive
>bicycle
people do this?
>>52541793
go to bed
>>52541840
>bicycle
Oh, I thought he meant a proper bike.
>>52541811
gayy lmao
shops don't let u test ride their bikes, so i guess heaps of people?
>>52541845
b-but mummy said she wanted me up in the morning
spose i can just wait until everyone goes to work and then sleep until 7
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>52541852
Wouldn't he have called it a motorbike or moped then?
>>52541868
morning la
i like to keep a cigarette in my mouth and pretend im a frenchmen laughing at all your posts tbf
>>52541856
>shops don't let u test ride their bikes
really? If they're spanking new then I suppose it's different than buying it from some bloke you found on the internet.
>>52541881
I don't know, I just thought motorbike because who goes though this much effort to nick a bicycle?
wrecked some spaz on /pol/ lads lmaoheyyyyyyy
>>52541907
>who goes through this much effort to nick a bicycle
You've been away from the UK for too long fa͏m.
>>52541811
have you gotten tossed off at a massage place before though? is it good?
Hard to imagine a handy is much better than having a wank but what do I know, I'm a virgin
it looks like im driving it down to his house and hes paying me then
i've no insurance hope I don't get caught haha
>>52541743
I have no insurance so can't bring it anywhere
I know what street he lives on and could get him in big trouble with the paramilitaries if he robs me hehehehe
>>52541852
it is a motorbike
>>52541881
proper lads just call it bikes instead of motorbikes like poofs
>>52541867
tfw parents don't give a shit about when I wake up
kinda hoped being at home would have fixed my sleeping pattern but it's got even worse
>Russia Airstrikes 'May Amount To War Crimes'
haha wow
>>52541932
>proper lads
>>52541918
I got into an unexpected argument with a Christian on /r9k/ the other day who was so unbelievably retarded and easy to rip into that I kind of get the appeal of r/atheism now
>>52541921
that's true
>>52541922
I have, but I wasn't expecting it, just seemed rude to interrupt her. Yeah it's alri, bit awkward though.
>>52541932
>it is a motorbike
waheyy
>>52541918
good lad
Can't sleep baka
>>52541932
>paramilitaries
wat
norn iron?
>>52541807
put a layer of paper down before you do a poo to avoid splashback
Doing a wait for a train
put new feet on my mouse but one part didn't stick properly
had a dream i took my gf's little boy snorkeling on holiday. it was nice t b h. bit sad i woke up.
>>52541807
Why you off there lad?
Go get off your nut at stealth desu
>I kind of get the appeal of r/atheism now
thinking about this bike predicament i devised a solid plan for if ever i end up stranded in some unfamiliar place with a bike and not much else and i need money
ill take it downtown and offer to sell it for however much money i need to the nearest dodgy daniel
he asks for a test ride, i ask for cash upfront, we come to a nice little compromise where he takes it for a test ride but gives me the money first, and we both rely on each other staying true to our little words (that he comes back with the bike and that i stay there with the money)
and he agrees the little shit and patters off with my bike fully intending of course to take it home
little does he know ive sabotaged the fucker in some small but catastrophic way and he ends up faceplanting on the kerb not 5 seconds into his getaway
i make a big scene about this thief trying to take my bike, pocket the money and go on my merry way
literally infallible
>>52542044
Visiting relatives la
>>52542072
Ask them if they want to go stealth with you
>>52542091
>near Nottingham Trent """University""""
>>52542130
Good post
I go to the actual uni desu
Stealth is where everyone goes to get mandied off their nuts
My farts are absolutely rancid lads
lads....
>Stealth is the musical mecca for dance fans in the midlands and is Nottingham's
>>52541988
aye
>another day of work
n-nearly there lads
Bump limit
going to have 350 quid after I sell this haha im rich!! almost like i'm a wageslave haha
might kill myself iah
one of these days lads... *smokes pipe*
>>52542351
b urself la
just realised that in 2004, when i was a carefree kid playing with bionicles and riding bikes and building sandcastles and other such macguffins, youtube and facebook didn't even exist
fuck me sideways
/brit/ more like /git/
worried i'm going to be too nervous to count the money this guy hands me HHAHAHA
>>52542478
WHAT!?
Eating a bowl of bran flakes and muesli to be honest.
Worried im gay
>>52542509
do you want to practice with me
>Its getting cold,isnt it
Holy shit has Hiroshima been writing creepy shit for ages or is it my computer?
>>52542581
Irish weather.
>>52542599
Cold out
>>52542478
ur a git
feel like getting pissed
>>52542748
>Ireland
doing a work
doing a train
doing a sleep
Doing a work sleep on the train
hope the cops dont scoop me for no insurance
The normies are coming lads, some may already be here, among us.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437806/
Downloading this. Looks comfy
>>52542833
>cops
fuck off yank
Haven't been to sleep yet lads
Ama
doing a mango and lychee tea
>>52542845
It really is, dick proenneke soothing voice~
>>52542847
shut it before I empty you, tit
>>52542861
Will my waifu ever be real
>>52542865
I'll empty myself into your mum you git
>>52542861
When are you going to sleep?
>>52542874
Only if you vote UKIP
>>52542861
why though?
There should be an alternative driving test for people with anxiety. I can drive fine when I don't have some arsehole stat there judging me.
>>52542901
Soon I hope
Just haven't been able to sleep all night for some reason even though I've been in bed since 2am
>>52542918
Refer to
>>52542927
>>52542925
Autism driving test when
having a play
Going to my parents for three days over Christmas. Take the laptop or just the tablet?
>>52542950
Turn your pc off you mong, the biue light keeps you awake.
Just turn on the world service on low volume and close your eyes.
>>52542961
laptop laa
>>52542959
Take the piss if you like, but seriously they have different standards for people with health issues in everything else, why not driving?
>>52542973
On my phone senpai
I've been lying down for like 6 hours, most of it without my phone being on
>>52542998
Special Brew
just registered the domain tbqhwyl.xyz
>>52543012
absolute madman
>>52543012
You're a liar George, you registered it on the 19th
>Johnny Depp has been named the most overpaid Hollywood actor of 2015 by Forbes magazine.
>The list revealed Depp returned only $1.20 (81p) for every $1 (67p) he was paid.
>Denzel Washington is ranked second on the list, returning $6.50 (£4.39) on every dollar.
Is the ride finally over?
>>52543081
What ride
>>52543171
I dunno, it's a meme. You don't need to explain them, you just attach them to random posts and people laugh
fucking chad
Extremely late kyary. Why am I still awake.
>>52543282
dont ask me kyank
FROM BOMBAY TO BANGALORE
ALL THE HINDUS KNOW THE SCORE
IF YOU WANNA LIVE SOME MORE
HARE HARE HARE
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450854503890.webm
He's a girl?!
>>52543355
where did she disappear to?
ye
>>52543382
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>52543382
probably doing heroin, let's face it
>>52542960
what are ya playing there, guy?
