Late Night Cute Edition
cara
maisie
Azusa
>>52533224
they didn't destroy the first order
KYARY THE KOREAN
pakis OUT
Thinking about start a new gimmick lads
I'm going to post a picture of my shit in the toilet every time I do a poo
posting late night qt
marina
lads
bit sad
ANIME IS SHIT
going for a late night drive
>>52533389
Fuck off yank
>>52533370
nice assumptions, don't you have job centre in the morning?
drugs
>>52533394
dont drink and drive
why are cinemas such a rip off lads
>imax ticket £19
>large popcorn and drink: £8
absurd
going to bed lads
>>52533378
marina poster is the only good yank in these threads
>>52533376
I support this gimick
ban the spammers or your superiors will be contacted
>I'm an Irish-Amer-
>>52533403
YOU ARE SHIT AS WELL AS ANIME.
>"Oi mate we're avin a bit o trouble over here, mind helping us out?"
wat do
>>52533420
>>imax ticket £19
do you get to sit on gold seats with free massages?
>>52533359
Can you retards take this discussion to /tv/ or something? You know where you can start an actual conversation about it with other people who've seen it rather than casually spoiling the entire film for everyone in this thread
>>52533421
might do a that
however a wank and a cry, need to find schedule for these
>>52533439
Fuck off yank
Yank cars look nice 2bh
>>52533407
I can picture you now with a lamborghini as your facebook cover photo, sitting in your opel adam in your skin tight jeans and whenever a bmw goes past "that must cost billions in fuel!!"
>>52533433
>He doesn't have superior irish genes
Sad desu
>>52533427
I'm honored
except I was voting most annoying /brit/ shitposter a couple days ago waheeyy
HUH HOOAH HAY
>>52533433
>tfw American with 100% English ancestry
>tfw not a mutt
want a qt grill to cuddle with
>>52533464
My mums irish...-_-. Just bloody annoys me when people bloody go an about it all the time!!1!!
>>52533481
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE SENATE IS EVIL!
>you will never be a autist who only posts when he wants someone banned
>>52533433
>macklemores song he made about his Irish pride
CRINGE
>>52533462
>implying i wouldn't buy a tesla if i was a billionaire
bit dum u
but no i'd much rather sit in nice leather chairs than in some shite rust bucket that isn't saving money at all in the long run
you're never gonna love me
so what's the use
what's the point in playing
a game you're gonna lose
what's the point in saying
you love me like a friend
what's the point in saying
it's never gonna end
I'm a mutt, yous a mutt, we some mutts
>>52533445
no you get a half hearted hand job from your mother
whats your fave crimmy songs lads?
>>52533509
JANNY
Its treason then....
>>52533492
rite here xx
BIG
ASIAN
ARSES
>Be the government
>Place "sin tax" on cars because you want to reduce their use
>Make it so public transport is astronomically expensive and outright ban alternative methods of transport.
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
NEW
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
how do you shave your gouch?
>>52533472
how posting rina is worse than fedora spam is beyond me
chun
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NoelQgywIZM
Does it ever get better lads?
>The US coalition is useless
>>52533629
ur nan
listening to Kyary AnAn then doing a wnak, followed by a sleep
Still havent got my brother a xmas gift hahaha fuck
>>52533314
fuck off
>Wednesday, 23 December 2015
PANIC
chn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UU4nEOYisCs
>>52533713
prefer Sol by them tbqh
would really like a 2d gf tbqh lads
>>52533712
picked up the last of my Christmas gifts today
Might go meet my mate in the park to drink vodka and smoke cigrits hahaha
Always on the verge of sadness lads. AHahahaha.
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krYa_ygnqpc
>>52533803
get on the cross
No, it's because I'm so in love with ROME!
can I bum a smoke? :^)
>post in a last.fm thread on /mu/
>people rate others based on "how much pussy they get"
>"you listen to girls what the fuck faggot, you get no pussy"
/mu/ is dead
>>52533803
sounds like bant
go for it
>>52533626
wew are there moar
>>52533855
can i smoke your bum? :)
>>52533752
Me too la
Me too
>>52533894
now this is gay
>>52533838
*does as told*
>>52533859
>last.fm
wew
>>52533910
no u
>>52533929
*parades you through the strees*
You under estimate my POOOOOWWWWEEEEERRRRR
Have you been a good boy /brit/?
erect
>>52533955
*writhes in agony*
I REPENT
I REPENT
>>52533959
M8, wtf are you doing? Stop it.
>>52533946
gotta get those recs m8
>>52533990
*erects you on the hill*
repent for the rest of your life sinner
stop posting these ugly gooks
hnnnnng
Such a cutie patootie
Literally my 10/10 dream gf
>>52534002
i can rec you anything
tell me what do you like
>>52533855
you can bum me instead ;)
>>52534019
she's a 4/10
feeling down lads can i get some pity (yous)
in the sin bin
>>52534020
modern singer-songwriter
jazzy hiphop that's not shit
postrock
>>52534010
*tries to fight the crows pecking my eyes out by shaking my head and blowing at them but eventually succumbs to exhaustion and dies*
>>52534019
>that acne
disgusting
>>52534065
*puts you in a cave*
>>52534020
good blues that isn't about slavery or from the 50s
>>52534070
It's cute shut up
>>52534036
She's literally a 10 to me la
benis
>yfw u will never attend a british public school and have a wank with your lads
I asked my mate "are we going here" and he said aye then I went for a poo I think hes headed out and im not even ready hahahaha
>>52534090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDEeUCNrAgI
very tired
doing wank and a sleep
good night
>>52534102
shit taste, this is a real 10
Love it when brown girls have the same golden brown hair colour as their skin lads.
>>52534060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGxBeujXMH4
>>52534102
she's an uggo and so are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9rGX91rq5I
>English politics
>>52534206
this was one of the albums on my list actually haha
>>52534249
>narrated by a fucking Yank
Fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVHA2lHaeqk
tune
>>52534060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL998ajnjN4
and this sort of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH46Cr33-h4
What should I get the gf for Christmas?
>>52534153
yea so not this
>>52534322
a proper mug
>>52534269
B-But he lives in the UK and teaches there
>>52534322
fake tan
>>52534264
sorry
>>52534322
sunlight
>>52534269
go back to your soggy isle Ian
>>52534332
I was brought up in the UK desu lol
>>52534216
NO
She's cute as fuck and also makes choons what's not to love about her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13Etw4OJ6c8
>>52534196
>covered in about 10 pounds of make up
wish I had ambition
>>52534322
A muslim bf
>>52534368
Okay? I'm just saying the narrator lives and teaches there, that's all, and everything he says is correct.
(btw if you call me a yank or whatever, I was born in England)
>>52534408
wish i knew someone that liked drum and bass
Women literally bleed out of their cunt for a week every month
>>52534412
>(btw if you call me a yank or whatever, I was born in England)
Yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank
>>52534380
i am 100% sure the band regularly gang bangs her
>>52534323
its from 2001 and not about slavery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n7WUzTdJmo
this is 1980s
>>52534443
just want more like snowy white 2bh
listening to michael buble christmas songs
*rolls up to you on motorbike*
*tips invisible cowboy hat*
*zips away*
*police cars follow*
rate my story
>>52534431
ah yes absolutely mate
I enjoy burgers and movies, right my fellow Americans?
I'll get it right this year
mark my words
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/22/us-stops-british-muslim-family-flight-disneyland-david-cameron
banter
bit tired if im honest
>>52534464
so blues but by white guys from the North?
that severely limits it.
here's blues-rock by an English band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVnEEd03AbY
>>52534473
7/10 if the setting is a desert in the southwestern united states, 5/10 otherwise
>>52534494
Eh?
>>52534436
No, she's pure
She'd never take part in such lewd activities
>>52534504
>from the North?
devon is hardly fucking north but ty
>>52534429
>23% of women you see at any given time have blood coming out of their vagina
>>52534550
not exactly because some women have hit menopause or are on the pill and their flow is fucked
>>52534550
*vaginas
they dont share one
>>52534494
Aw shit nigga
Only just found out Ben Garrison isn't a Nazi
Kek
>>52534576
yes they do what are you talking about?
>>52534508
*you read the paper the next day*
*find out i was a bank robber*
*theres a picture of me and im very handsome*
*find out i've died*
*you look at the sky and see my face smiling and tiping cowboy hat*
*ends with montage of me playing with children and laughing and helping ladies cross the street and tipping cowboy hat*
*this song lays in background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI*
scorcher today lads, 34C and it's only 10am only.
>>52534610
fuck off newfag
>>52534429
not quite, the average is about 3-5 days
>>52534550
it's more like 10% plus what this lad said >>52534566
>>52534635
only?
wew
Lads my acne looks different to normal people acne
It looks permanent
I cannot get it off
>>52534643
haha me every time i go outside my house
>>52534610
I'm pretty sure Ben Garrison tried to sue moot a couple of years ago for what /pol/ has done to his image
>>52514797
all yanks are gay
>>52534615
already pitched your story to a hollywood producer and he's already got his crew putting up the set pieces
see you on the red carpet bitch
>>52534656
haha alri thailad?
Think i have an ear infection lads
>2am GMT suddenly several australians woke up
wew do you all have your alarms at the same time?
>>52534681
I don't understand why they did it
Ben Garrison agrees with a lot of their positions
>>52534703
Yeah, walking to office
>>52534670
>what are scars
>>52534670
get out in the sun more
or, if what i've heard about britain not having the sun is true, take a holiday in spain or something
>>52534725
fuck off geert
>>52534656
Thaila(n)d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8LyqiXTA_U
>>52534741
in a bit
>>52534730
banter innit
might sleep?
>>52534749
why
>>52534755
stop pretending to be english you fucking windmill nigger
>>52534772
fair
>>52534763
same desu
not very drunk anymore at all
just had a wank
>>52534690
>a polish person posts in my /brit/
>>52534749
>1 and a half hour(s)
heading out for a drink and smoke in the park wif my mate now byee
>>52534798
cross
>>52534749
what the fuck is this
>>52534773
am clearly pretending to be welsh
>>52534734
Do you get to have christmas day off?
>>52534808
he has over 100 videos of it
it took a week but my scrotum is finally healed
>>52534826
ur mum doesnt get christmas day off wahey
*President Reagan is leaving the childrens hospital after helping them all and increasing funding*
*a lone paki enraged with such anglo saxon charity pulls out a gun to assassinate Reagan*
*I realise this and jump in front of him slow motion*
"REAAAAAAAGANNNNN!!!!!"
*shield him from all the bullets*
*im dying nd spluttering on the ground*
*Reagan crouches down over my body*
*takes my hand*
*tells me everything will be ok*
*holds my head while I try and talk*
*say; "I just like your movies"*
*he laughs with a tear in his eye*
*crowd applauds*
*paki is crying*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y*
>>52534814
*gets in bed imitating the cross
>>52534803
>yank posts in /brit/
>>52534730
NO GODS
NO MASTERS
/pol/ is allied only with /pol/, everyone else is a Jewish JIDF commie SJW feminist liberal faggot
>>52534855
DEUS VULT
>>52534826
Yeah
>>52534855
*uses time machine and sexually assaults you as a child*
>>52534635
fucken a, got up to about 38 yesterday I think
oooga booga wooga
(going to sleep, good night)
>>52534909
bad lad
>>52534735
you telling me my spots are permanent?
>>52534923
night lid x
>>52534923
k jamal
>>52534937
are they hard lumps? cystic acne
>>52534937
nah hyper-pigmentation fades over time
TAMERLANE?
ok lads got drunk with my brothers and discovered:
>im the only virgin in my family
>my little brother wants to be fucked up the arse
>my little brother can drunk more than me
>my cat is CUTE
>salt and veinegar crisps are so fucking good
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM is a tune
>>52534921
wew heat wave lad.
although this december hans't been that tbH
>>52534749
who is this faggot
>>52535017
>Arctic Monkeys
>>52534644
>52/12 = 4.333 = avg number of weeks in a month
>assuming there's no bias to which week, periods should be evenly distributed among the 4.333 weeks
>that makes it a 1/4.333 chance of any girl having a period on a particular week
>>52535017
Kill yourself and your brother.
>>52535017
This thread is gonna shit on AM, but AM is good so, I've got you m8.
*see Farage sitting in pub drinking on his own*
*tell him im a big supporter*
*before he can respond the pub is filled with pakis and leftists*
*i kill one with a swift glassing*
*they soon circle us - im fightng them off*
*we never give up*
*James Vardy vaults the bar and headbutts 10000 of them*
*i nudge Nige and show him*
"Banged" he says and we laugh and get back to fighting off pakis"
*14 hours later we find silence and a fog sits upon the bodies of the pakis and leftis*
*nigels double breasted suit is in tatters, we're both bleeding*
*realise Vardy is on the groud*
*run over*
*im crying - Nige looks hard and angry*
*Vardy dies in our hands*
*Nigel stands up slowly*
*salutes him with hard eyes*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
*end scene*
>>52535070
that is a good tune and you know it
also so glad i did a big sick
>>52535018
yeah it was 22 a few days ago which isn't bad for december
hopefully this heat fucks off for christmas day because I have to go outside and talk to people then to be honest
Some american thinks hes irish in this other thread lads haha
Trying to watch some good porn but literally every porn has a circumcised american dick in it
It just ruins the vibes t.b.h lads
>>52535086
>>52534644
>3-5 days
sorry, didnt read that bit
gonna go to bed as well now lads
good night xo
>>52535105
>>52535099
why
>>52535103
ok thanks mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
>>52535103
Slut.
>Circumcised penises arent normal
>im circumcised
>>52535103
>>52535017
Favourite worst nightmare is their only good album and the lead singer is a twat desu
Fukkin choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw
who /comfy as can be/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSNLA4thH_0
>>52535140
>Slut
FOY
>>52535141
Maybe if you are a Muslim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoCEdZnyFk
doing a sleep now lads
nighty night x
>>52535167
>20-80%
>it's 2:30am
FUCKS SAKES
YET ANOTHER NIGHT ACCIDENTALLY WASTED ON /brit/
>>52534749
>>52534825
it has to be on a loop
there's just no fucking way
>>52535167
>>52535206
>>52535215
>wasted
>>52535215
Well spent
>>52535157
It's one of their better albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrmPDUvKyLs is a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmkTYZfapMk
>Implying "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not" isn't a good album
how come the uk has never been subjected to an aussie shitpost offensive? i dread the day tbqh
mans on the move
shut uo and go to bed senpai
>>52535215
wew lad
might have a play then do a sleep
trip down to the pub
how bout it lads?
got changed and put contacts in now my mate is messing me about and it doesnt look like we going out anymore
what a tw@t
>>52535215
hehe
>Arctic Monkeys
CHAT
>>52535296
>going out at 2:30 on a wednesday