Janny on a rampage Edition
>de gay
cara
J A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
>be southerner
>get beheaded
>be northerner
>live in glorious white utopia
CANDID
R
E
E
P
he's here
>>52511156
BTFO
>>52511150
MATE!
YOU'VE GONE AND STEPPED IN A PUDDLE OF PAINT!! >>52511156
Your trousers are all stained in blue now!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2hhqWzIwU8
Is this fedora?
He's only gone and deleted the other thread!
the utter basketcase!!
who is here?
>>52511183
good feel
>>52511202
which drugs are you on?
The more I listen to Protestants the more I realise how shit this country is.
So seriously, what was the deal with the Mc poster?
King JOHN, placing his seal on THE GREAT CHARTER in the year of our lord TWELVE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN
You are an unspeakable fucking retard janitor
Your life is worthless, you don't even get paid you autistic shut in with no friends.
JANITOR
>>52511279
Please fuck off
Mate's birthday tomorrow
really cbf desu
>>52511279
new thread who dis
Considering being a christian lads.
i would not serve in the catholic butchering british army even if they tried to force me into conscription
>>52511345
a protestant?
>>52511202
Hehe
>>52511150
>>52511156
>>52511163
>>52511189
>>52511314
Why are the first replies in a new thread always pure autism?
>>52511394
a n i m e
n
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m
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>>52511394
the 26th is always the most autistic
>>52511394
new gimmick
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k
>>52511374
Yeah not interested in fiddling kids 2bh
can't believe conservatives in this country are now supporting fag rights
what the fuck happened to the """"""conservatives""""""
>>52511446
good lad
I don't understand, why was the last thread deleted?
vardy
>You need to start looking for a gf.... or a bf I don't mind.
Mother thinks I'm gay lads.
>>52511453
IT'S 2015
>>52511474
surely he's going to delete this one too
>>52511453
thought they were introducing plain packaging though tbqh
Just finished work for christmas lads, I'm not back until the fourth.
What should I do with my freedom?
>>52511493
you must be quasi normie to make your parents think you're capable of acquiring a partner but haven't got one yet
no such luck for me
I can't even move out because they think I'll be dead within a week
>>52511474
it was early (at the time it was made)
>>52511229
HE'S HERE
>>52511300
nah cuz we used to be in a shit thread and now we're in my thread which is objectively 100 times superior to the previous threads that he deleted
>>52511345
I'd say give it a go, I hear church is fun and everyone is friendly, although I've never personally bin
>>52511493
had that two times lad
even had my parents sit me down and tell me that they'd be okay if it was gay
there's no hope for me
>>52511548
>give it a go
>give denouncing all rationality a go
Last day of work today lads. Finished early and got the tree up.
>>52511612
haha i remember that sign from the wimbly threads
Business idea: make substantive, interesting posts with grammar and punctuation above the level of a six year old so that these threads are good, instead of posting "doing a wank lads" every three minutes.
doing a wank
doing a nice cup of tea
morning lads
Doing a shower.
>>52511767
madman
Englandnistan.
>>52511745
You know what, I'm going to put the kettle on now that I read that.
Fucking subliminal controls.
>>52511493
I am 21, a kissless, hugless, handholdless rgin, if my parents have not said this sort of thing to me have they just given up?
>>52511611
Nothing wrong with a Christian lifestyle. Besides, if Christians go away then that's literally giving Britain over to the muslims.
Imagine being a country that was literally controlled by muslims lads.
wouldn't mind someone to play csgo with desu
Is there anything worse than slowly drifting off all comfy and some cunt ringing your phone?
>>52511851
We only have fake-Christians in the UK outside of a few isolated communities.
having a laugh (have a method)
>>52511863
We're far closer to Islam being the predominant religion than most people seem to realise.
>>52511849
No your only 21, wait until your 30 and then start to worry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX2anEXG0eE
>>52511863
yeah imagine being american
https://fb.com/linkuptv/videos/1042254959149921/
wew
>>52511907
>got a mate who says he's christian, believes in god and all
>at the same time he goes out drinking drugging and shagging every weekend
>>52511940
You're*
>>52511156
For far too long, I have dreamt of waking up next to Cara, and rubbing her swollen belly. She would tell me how excited she was, after 4 days of holding her shits, and I would spend the day feeding her strawberries and other soft fruits. When the time came, she would tell me, and I would carry her into the bathroom. She would sit on the toilet, and spread her hind legs to allow me a full view of her delicious plot hole, which by now has begun to crown a brown head. I would watch her struggle and groan and she forces that fat sexy shit out, as the brown head grows in width and mass until gravity plucks it from her body, and it falls with a splash into the toilet. There would be more, of course, and she would struggle to find the strength to push the rest out. She would be forced too, however, as the stomach pains are simply too much to bear. She would double down on her efforts, and this time I would rub her belly, and tell her how much I love her sweet sweet farts that leak out with every grunt. Another head would emerge, this time much harder and darker looking, and I would know this was the source of her blockage. She would grunt again, and try to get it out, but her strength would give out, and the turd would not retreat back into her, leaving her plothole wide open. She would be moaning in pain and arousal, and I would have the privilege of removing the blockage myself. I'd grab that fat turd with one hand, noting how warm it still is, and I'd wiggle it. It would be too strong to just break off, so I'd need to pull it downwards, all the while Cara would be winking, and dripping sex fluids into my arm. Eventually, after much force, it comes out, and a torrent of diarrhea follows in it's wake. My job done, she would moan as she finished emptying herself, and after that we would wash our hands and retreat to the bedroom. And then comes the sex.
interesting
Got told i'am being made redundant yesterday.Might kill myself in the new year desu.
>>52511907
maybe you should leave bradford
>>52511940
I'm only 18 and I'm also a kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin and i'm already worrying for fucks sake
>>52511907
>outside of
Fuck off yank
>He lives in london
>>52512039
I live with a catholic lesbian Austrian girl who voted Green. Yet she goes to church every Sunday, reads the Bible etc. Makes no sense to me at all.
>>52512092
I'm from Hull, not sure how that is a Yank phrase tbqh.
>get a super like on tindr
>she's in fuckin london
>>52512069
paranoid i'll do something like this when drunk
Why has England forgotten it's celtic roots?
English groups like The Levellers are the only ones keeping English folk rock alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV-i6yQCJOs
>He's a poortherner
>>52512086
Just forget about it and enjoy your life. You could drink some whiskey to perk yourself up.
>>52512135
The of is unnecessary, just like in 'off of' which the yanks say a lot.
>>52512158
Never really liked Celts tbqh.
>>52512107
>catholic lesbian Austrian girl who voted Green
>>52512078
>you should
fuck off yank
>>52512107
>girl
That's all you needed to know in order to realise she's not going to be too bright or rational.
Applying for jobs. I've just realised how much of an underachiever I am.
>>52512258
might be able to help you out m9
whereabouts do you live
>>52512107
People are a strange and varied bunch who rarely bother adhering to the categories you or they profess them to be in. Best thing to do is not worry about it, accept they have a different view on things and no amount of argument or senseless rationalisation is going to change it. Also take into account that you are exactly the same, you will say you are X and another person will say you aren't because you don't fit their idea of what X is, no one is right because there isn't a correct X of anything cultural, its all just opinion.
>>52512215
literally what the fuck is this gimmick about at this point
smoking and leaning lads
Christianity is about treating other people fairly and being a nice person.
If you can be a good person while getting drunk and taking drugs how is that a bad thing?
>>52512107
>catholic homosexual
lmao why do faggots think they can be catholic
>>52512290
the body's a temple you shouldn't pollute with mind bending substances
didn't get a phonecall from my grandmother on my birthday lads haha
>>52512107
There's a few of those, Milo Yannopolis is also a gay who calls himself Christian (Although I quite like him honestly).
>>52512096
>sister is home from China for Christmas
>she's been there all year studying
>came home with loads of pictures with her new chinese mates
>they're all seriously qt
I reckon with chinks, if they're airbrushed and dolled up they actually look worse than when they're just natural.
>anon can you come in and work over xmas?
Never laughed so hard lads
>>52512211
Forgot the best one, she is a self-declared radical feminist and has one of those WW2 posters of that woman from America on her door.
>>52512223
Makes sense.
>>52512274
>le everything is subjective
Hello reddit.
>>52512290
Pretty sure being a Christian is about accepting Jesus as your saviour etc.
>>52512317
No idea. Probably because the priests say nothing to them.
>>52512160
>""""""""""""poortherner"""""""""""""
>£500 rents me a 3 bedroom house
>""""""""""""southerner""""""""""""""
>£500 gets me a 1m^2 shed in the worst part of london
Think I'm gonnafinish my gf lads
All she does is phone me to complain about work and when she's with me she does nothing but complain about work.
I wouldn't mind but she doesn't even read the news or anything so I can't discuss other stuff I like wiith her
>>52512317
Fags can be Catholic. They just can't act on their faggotry.
>>52512371
that's why you're a poorthener, you can't even afford a house in the south.
>>52512324
What if you're strong willed enough to drink and take drugs without affecting your temple.
Just because I choose to drink heavily at the weekend doesn't effect my christian charity. Literally gave a tramp a fiver and gave £100 to help for heroes this christmas.
>>52512399
If God wanted them to believe in him why did he make them gay?
>>52512399
simply people who commit sodomy sin
>>52512399
of course, but i seriously doubt she isn't sexually active
she's also probably a fag rights campaigner too
>>52512371
>£500 is literally 2 and a half months on poortherners wages aka sitting on jsa
>£500 is less than a weeks work in the south
>>52512464
it was their choice,
>>52512464
Resisting temptation is a huge part of Christianity.
>>52512386
give me a buzz later k
If "God" is real, why do people still suffer?
>>girl
>That's all you needed to know in order to realise she's not going to be too bright or rational.
>>52512330
Milo is great because of how much of a bitch he is and openly admits because he is gay that he is untouchable by the left.
>>52512538
most of you american cunts deserve to suffer
whenever i lucid dream all i do is start fucking girls like some horny dog
anyone else relate?
>>52512371
>Only being able to afford 500 quid a month for rent
>Being a literal poortherner
>>52512434
>What if you're strong willed enough to drink and take drugs without affecting your temple.
somehow i don't believe drugs and alcohol don't have any effect on you
>>52512488
Then she's just a retard.
>>52512538
Same reason Jesus suffered.
>>52512223
rorke & rasheed at the same time
whoa
>>52512317
The bible only bans male faggotry. It doesn't mention female faggotry.
>>52512339
>has one of those WW2 posters of that woman from America on her door.
Lads I'm off. Its Christmas Hols and everything here is down the teenedge school shitter again. Literally the IQ drops below tolerance.
Remember best foot forward and don't shoot until the Sergeant gives the order. See ya in January.
>>52512371
>the north is such a dump it actively devalues housing to the point of being equivalent to a shed down south
you couldn't make it up lads
>People thinking that drinking is against Christianity
For thousands of years Christian monks have brewed beer and wine and got pissed as fuck in their monasteries.
Alright lad I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, unless...
*holds out hand*
*clears throat*
>most of you american cunts deserve to suffer
>>52512559
that doesn't make him great, it makes him a useful idiot
>Lads I'm off. Its Christmas Hols and everything here is down the teenedge school shitter again. Literally the IQ drops below tolerance.
>Remember best foot forward and don't shoot until the Sergeant gives the order. See ya in January.
>>52512629
>acolytes of the church can't be hypocrites
>>52512559
>>52512598
Until I start murdering and stealing it's not made me do anything that's incompatible with being moral.
>>52512488
Yup, she goes to gay pride and has had dozens of gfs.
>>52512624
That image has always been gross to me, I hate how manly she is.
>>52512629
Also, Jesus literally turned water into wine
>>52512626
What gimmicks can we remember you by?
she shouldn't commit adultery
>>52512631
>>52512568
Second.
>>52512624
not sure what this image is trying to prove
sure the woman was a quitter, but if it's arguing against feminists then it's a slap in the face to the thousands, if not millions of women who worked in munitions factories, metal workers and in the aviaton sector across England tirelessly
>Followers of god can't get pissed
Rasheed.
http://strawpoll.me/6337565
>>52512613
god created natural law and homosexual of both kinds is explicitly a deviation from it
>>52512631
*unzips fly*
>>52512691
Nice Korea girl
Oh my DAYS bare LOOOOONG in here today fammmalam
>>52512672
that's not what they told me in re lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeRjog33ZZI
>>52512704
No, feminists latching onto the thousands, if not millions of women who worked in munitions factories, metal workers and in the aviation sector across England tirelessly is a slap in the face.
>gravy with chips
Do English people REALLY do this?
As Christians it is our duty to help refugees.
Remember the story of the good Samaritan.
My family has taken in 2 refugees and my wife (who is a nurse) has gone to help migrants in Greece with any injuries etc that they may have. I paid for her to fly out there with an aid organisation. We are also donating 15% of our income to aid organisations.
What are you doing for refugees /int/?
dads on my case for skipping mosque again lads lol
>>52512792
That's our gimmick desu
>>52512792
Poortherners do senpai, yes
>>52512792
Rasheed.
>>52512809
Tell him he's not your real dad lol
>>52512803
help refugees, by helping them stay at Syria
>>52512809
haha just tell him you're busy getting ready to take a lads tour to syria
new clothes tbqh
>>52512792
never heard of it desu
>>52512789
I don't think that was really a 'feminist' image lad, I think it was a drive by the British government to get women into working in these factories
not everything is overtly feminist pal, it's feminist to the extent that it's taking women and telling them that they are capable of doing this job that typically men do but it's not saying "kill all men and take their jobs"
>>52512825
No Rasheeds in the Western Isles my English friend.
>>52512815
No, you stole that from us, you colonial twat.
>>52512757
Thanks la
>type up a varied interested post
>You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned [complain here].
>lose interest
haha happened again
>>52512850
why do people buy clothing 5 sizes up
>>52512850
wait you're a trap right?
>>52512792
Yeah
Gravy and chips with some tomato ketchup at the side
Places that shouldn't be exterminated:
>all white countries apart from Poland & America
>Russia
>Japan
>South Korea
>South Africa
>>52512792
>gravy with biscuits
do Yanks REALLY do this?
>>52512842
How can they stay in Syria when Syria is clearly a dangerous place to be?
They need a sanctuary, they need to get away from that warzone. Us bombing Syria doesn't help either.
>>52512850
Birmingham.
>>52512868
And improved on it
courier left my package under a neighbour's hedge ffs
some lad just sent me a picture of himself cross dressing and says he dresses like that all the type
i dont get it
whats the point of doing it? what's the turn on
someone explain pls
>>52512704
>>>/tumblr/
>>52512850
>getting clothes not even a week before crimbo
spoiled cunt tbqh
>>52512903
Hideo
>>52512908
just ordered a present through amazon prime
chances of it coming before christmas?
>>52512927
*fucking LAUNCHES you down the stairs*
tumbl that, faggot
>>52512910
push your governments to stop the bombings
willy is stiff
>>52512850
Fatso
>>52512903
>>South Korea
But why la?
had a bit of a cheeky flirt with a very fit shop assistant earlier
don't know what came over me just had this confidence come from nowhere
can't stop thinking about her now
she said I smelt gorgeous too (I'd just smoked a fag and stunk of it and she needed one)
>>52512850
Join me in my hobby of collecting slightly unusual cat shirts?
>>52513005
because 15,000 british troops fought for its existence
>>52512987
>>52512908
i hope not
>>52513012
>she said I smelt gorgeous too (I'd just smoked a fag and stunk of it and she needed one)
>>52512876
it's technically to wear in bed. it only cost me a couple of quid, but i guess i could wear it to the shops too
>>52512884
not in the sense you're thinking.
>>52512912
awful city. you sick fuck.
>>52512931
only cost me a couple of quid, lighten up. see, i got this too.
>>52513003
lol fuck off
>>52513016
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
>>52513005
What's wrong with South Korea?
>>52512992
we did
they didn't listen
and even if they did, the usa, russia, france, assad, the rebels, and the islamic state would still make syria a dangerous place
the Syrians realistically can't stay in Syria without putting themselves in danger
>>52513030
You're going to have to make more sense than that le
>>52513016
awesome man, hey do you want to be a mod on r/epicquirkycattshirtcollectors?
>>52513057
you're an attentionwhore
>52513057
very rude
>>52513086
stop giving it to her then
>>52513086
yeah, probably
>>52513057
http://www.zumiez.com/a-lab-hippie-cat-black-t-shirt.html?utm_source=google_product&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=675944&utm_campaign=product_ads&gclid=CIuEspX778kCFcGRHwode0kHew&kwid=productads-plaid^126513796846-sku^675944-adType^PLA-device^c-adid^82339995166
>>52513075
>what was the korean war
>>52513005
why not
brimful of asha on the 45
>>52513066
I don't think what you are proposing is a good solution.
We should stop the bombings, not try to destabilise syria
>>52513104
where in kent senpai
>>52513108
cheers bruv
>>52513113
what actually was it
>>52513086
Just like all women tbf. Don't really blame them because it's so fucking easy to do it here.
did you get a gf this year?
did you have sex this year?
did you lose your virginity this year?
were you hugged by a girl this year?
were you kissed by a girl this year?
did you finger a girl this year?
did you get your willy sucked this year?
did you get to hold hands with a girl this year?
>fire blast and blizzard removed from mages
>recuperate and sinister strike removed from rogues
>earth shield and searing totem removed from shamans
>battle stance removed from warriors
JUST
>>52513005
>lovelyz
fuck off cunt
>>52512913
You really are as bad as the yanks.
You stole chips, cheese and gravy/beans from us and, like the yanks, gave it a frog name and claimed it as your own. Kill yourselves.
>>52513057
Fatty
>>52513146
no
no
no
yes
no
no
i don't tink so (may have)
You are free to abandon yourself to actual life.
>>52513142
a war that 15,000 british soldiers fought in on the side of south korea
cor morning chaps
>>52513146
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>on the cheek
>no
>no
>yes
>>52513164
>hating >our nugus
>>52513134
let's just stick with kent.
What are you lads listening to?
Currently: http://palmicide.bandcamp.com/track/lost-place-2
>>52513158
Why is Andy Murray in the top left?
>>52513146
how can I lose virginity more than once anon
No x8
>>52513213
He's a born & bred Yorkshireman
>>52513057
>not 1 but 2 (two) shirts
fuck off billionaire
>>52513158
>bairns
why are you stealing our words?
>>52513146
no to all
>>52513146
>did you get a gf this year?
no
>did you have sex this year?
only with an escort
>did you lose your virginity this year?
did previously
>were you hugged by a girl this year?
yes
>were you kissed by a girl this year?
yes
>did you finger a girl this year?
yes
>did you get your willy sucked this year?
only by escort
>did you get to hold hands with a girl this year?
yes
>>52513197
when was this
>>52512903
Russia can piss off desu, Putin's a tyrant.
>>52513146
sort of
yh
na
yh
yh
yh
na
yh
>>52513249
1950s lad
>>52513146
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>>52513219
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_virgin
Knock yourself out fa͏m
>>52513238
No, bairns is used in Yorkshire. It comes from old norse.
>>52513146
no to all
>>52513146
>did you get a gf this year?
no
>did you have sex this year?
no
>did you lose your virginity this year?
no
>were you hugged by a girl this year?
yes - sister
>were you kissed by a girl this year?
yes - sister
>did you finger a girl this year?
no
>did you get your willy sucked this year?
no
>did you get to hold hands with a girl this year?
yes - sister
>>52513259
Ah, I knew about it but didn't know we helped out, ty
>>52513155
WHAT LEVEL WAS THE WARLOCK
DID THE ELF SHOOT THE ORC?
Drake the typa niqqa to use royalty free images on 4chan
>>52513296
calm down rasheed
>>52513211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QJlZy7RLk4
currently at DVNO
>>52513231
i got some knickers too. boring ones though.
>>52513146
did you get a gf this year?
>no
did you have sex this year?
>yes
did you lose your virginity this year?
>no
were you hugged by a girl this year?
>yes
were you kissed by a girl this year?
>yes
did you finger a girl this year?
>no
did you get your willy sucked this year?
>no, but a girl sucked my finger in a really creepy way when we shared a bed
did you get to hold hands with a girl this year?
>yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h6Wq58coEA
>>52512046
avoid /cara/ please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI5tnO8FcnI
Even the based swedes are fucking weird. Add Sweden to the extermination list.
>>52513146
>did you get a gf this year?
nope
>did you have sex this year?
yes, slightly
>did you lose your virginity this year?
yeah. while drunk. wasn't great
>were you hugged by a girl this year?
yeh
>were you kissed by a girl this year?
five girls this year
>did you finger a girl this year?
two girls this year
>did you get your willy sucked this year?
yea
>did you get to hold hands with a girl this year?
no
How do people get so many contacts on their phone?
Do they literally ask every acquaintances "what's your number"
>>52513267
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_hymen
You can take her virginity over and over again
>>52513380
parties n party preparations
>>52513327
HAHA EPIC
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morning everyone, just got up
