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Rover the limit edition
>de gay
kotblini
Roverdone desu.
posting itt
cara xox
Kyary
>tfw no black gf/slave
candid photography
kentqt needs her arse rammed by yank cock
what's your greatest achievement in 2015?
Finish your Christmas shopping yet lads?
I know some of you were waiting on shipping, might be a bit risky this time of year.
>>52514954
My favourite one was "just horsing around"
post all your lisicki's, i want to expand my folder tbqh
>>52515058
banging ur mom
>>52515067
go to /wsr/ and find the lisicki thread
Hairdressers is rammed lads
Fuck sake
>>52515067
i expanded your mums folder last night 2bh
>>52515058
I haven't killed myself
nappy
>>52515002
good post
>>52515004
neutral post
>>52515014
excellent post
>>52515016
very good post
>>52515023
top post
How do I convince my gf to start wearing a headscarf/covering lads? I think they look so hot.
>>52515049
>mfw I read this as "child pornography"
>>52515058
pretty much developing yellow fever 2bh
>>52515151
>Monty-NEGRO
hehe
>>52515126
t. Rasheed
>tfw natural vibrato in normal speaking voice.
Get fucked shit voice fags
>>52515126
>buy one
>put it on her head
>if she takes it off, put it on her head again
>>52515124
attention seeking post
>>52515060
yeah I was getting worried then some neighbour with my stuff. Th- thanks. Getting gud at wrapping as well.
>>52515126
convert her to the one true faith
>>52515126
Fuck you Mehmet.
>>52515198
Rasheed
>Christmas Eve tomorrow
>have done literally no shopping
>>52515060
yeah lad, got my mum some perfume i know she likes and renewed my dads times subscription for 3 months.
I love being a good son.
maisie
what it is
>didn't get any free gift tags from a charity this year
step it up Red Cross
>>52515287
what
>>52515254
Doing something you're supposed to do doesn't make you a good son.
You're a bad son for even thinking such a thing.
Lads, what does an analyst actually do?
I've developed a sad obsession for stalking old coursemates on linkedin and so many are 'analysts' for investment places or banks
What the fuck does this even mean, or is it a fancy way of atatracting grads with a funky job title?
>>52514954
good post
Hello lads
saw work girl today and did a talk to her and stuff, she looked very qt today she had a collar shirt like thing on with a nice jumper over and I like collar like things especially dresses haha
was gonna ask her to go out sometime but I did a panic and didn't ask and it was too late then because she had to go start taking calls
kill me lads
>>52515184
>>52515214
Not a Muslim. I just really like headcoverings.
>>52515199
Yea my wrapping skills are definitely lacking. Ended up unwrapping one of them just to re-do it, can never get the corners right wrapping a box without the white side of the paper showing.
>>52515248
Best get to steppin m8
>>52515254
Noice
not looking forward to christmas, lads
will probably just get pissed and cry again
>>52515323
thats really good senpai
you'll get another shot and next time you wont fuck it up
>>52515323
good luck la
>>52515049
is she a clone
>>52515323
You sound extremely autistic.
>>52515126
fuck off paki
>>52515270
Who is his handsome devil haha
>>52515311
>buying presents
average son
>buying presents you know they'll love through spending time with them
good son
>>52515345
>will probably just get pissed and cry again
why?
How can i look like him lads?
>>52515314
I'm an analyst for my company. It's pretty easy, I just assess internal practices advise ways to improve efficiency. Some quality control on our data too 2bh.
There's lots of types tho, it's just a title that's banded about.
>>52515323
drinks W H E N
>>52515371
delete
doing a sneeze
>>52515376
Not even a Paki tbqh.
>>52515380
hmm... maybe i'm a better son that i thought.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-35160271
step it up england
>>52515348
It was nice, had not seen her for over a week. Told her I missed her and she was happy to see me too :3
>>52515398
soon x
>>52515412
am I gonna make it?
>>52515327
Get a muslim gf
>>52515410
>t. arab
fuck off paki
Wish I had a bizarre combination of a nymphomaniac but incredibly faithful gf and the ability to change my penis size at will so that when she pissed me off I could say "Alright, no more Mr. Big Willy"
>>52515431
We're all gonna make it brah
Got a Lisicki/kentqt fusion coming up soon lads, keep your eyes peeled
>>52515314
"Analysts" at my company get paid £18,000 to be experts on shit that I'm not, while I make £25,000 managing them. It's a chump job.
>>52515382
because depressed and no gf
>>52515432
Already have a gf, I want her to start wearing head-coverings.
>>52515442
Not an Arab tbqh.
>>52515451
wahey thanks la x
>>52515327
>I just really like headcoverings
Why? Are you so insecure that you're afraid people are going to be attracted to your fictional girlfriend's head aesthetics and snatch her from you?
bit sad that we literally all talk to each other everyday and yet we dont know each others first names and will never be friends irl
kinda makes me depressed haha
>>52515478
>>52515396
This is still just saying stuff.
If I'm an analyst for a bank or investment company I'm basically just an office drone that's nothing special?
>>52515444
Interesting post
>>52515491
>t. turk
fuck off paki
>>52515507
You can call me Daddy if it helps you out
>>52515507
1, possibly 2 people here know my first name desu
>>52515507
implying you'd want to associate with anyone from /brit/ irl
>>52515520
do you have this but with her feet ?
eating a terry's chocolate orange, lads
>>52515507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRpGFi8-0FE
Dear anon, meet half the posters in brit threads.
Imagine being a world class orchestra conductor. Literally paid thousands of pounds just to stand about pretending to do things with your arms.
>>52515507
i'm paul haha
alright lads i want to live life to the fucking FULLEST
i am 18 now, so that gives me time to get a-
>18-19: normal blonde or redhead british gf
>20: an asian gf
>21: a twinky bf
>22: a brotier scottish bf
>23: a muslim/paki gf
>24-25: a degenerate hippie gf
>26-29: a posh conservative gf with big chebs
>30+ if i haven't settled down: various young cute slavic gf's
>>52515507
we know some names
>>52515496
No, I just get turned on by them.
>>52515525
Not a Turk either tbqh.
I'm unironically a paki lads
>>52515507
the extra flag stuff has made me feel like I have actual friends here
quite good
>>52515557
how !
>>52515507
this is good
It's better to know the lad chasing the girl isn't the same lad that has widely differing political views and such
i hate the way you're always right
i hate it when you lie
i hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry
*sobs* i hate it when you're not around a-and that you didn't call *sniffles*
but mostly i hate the way i don't hate you, not even close. not even a little bit. not even at all.
can't get a stiffy lads
>>52515557
It's not terries its mine
>>52515512
Saying you're an "analyst" is like saying you're a "manager", it could mean a million different things and any number of levels of importance, expertise or pay.
>>52515567
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/classicalmusic/10782663/What-do-conductors-do.html
>>52515557
good post
Any recommendations on what to see in British Museum?
found my drugs i couldn't find last thursday
out in the open in my draw
hidden in plain sight desu
Now I'm in the limelight cuz I rhyme tight.
>>52515557
used to love those things
Where can you get them? I only ever got them in my stocking as a kid
>1 year relationships
>>52515507
Alright, if you want to introduce yourself I will go first. My name is Muhammad, nice to meet you.
>>52515512
>>52515478
This guy had it somewhere closer to the truth. It's usually a specialist field you're an analyst/expert in.
Whether that makes you a drone or something more special probably depends on the company in question.
What should I watch lads?
>>52515587
>t. londoner
fuck off paki
@52515596
fuck off
>>52515660
make a collage
>>52515667
ur weight
>>52515646
you better walk by, or get force-fed a pork pie
>>52515667
watch THIS
*does a little dance*
>>52515539
L-lewd
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-raped-in-central-london-after-asking-teenagers-for-directions-home-a6774346.html
relidjón of piece
>>52515700
>>52515667
k-on
>>52515667
K-ON
>>52515554
2, powergap, 4, 1, 5, 3
>>52515667
>dl all screeners
>realise you have no one from /tv/ to watch it with
:((
>>52515680
>>52515667
>>52515658
Fuck off Yanks
Cold out.
>>52515686
I tried that several times but I only end up masturbating
>>52515755
Sersh
>>52515629
Pretty sure there's some guy in North Carolina rolling around in a yellow 2003 Cobra convertible with a bunch of Xanax and some good weed in his dashboard. Distinctly remember putting them behind a blank cutout in someone's dashboard before we went out somewhere but I was on several bars and couldn't find them later. The guy that had the Cobra sold it to a guy from NC, hope they never bring the dogs to his car or something.
If you're a proper lad then put your name in the "name" box so we can distinguish each other
I'm James
>>52515749
I watched the Creed one last night, didn't expect a scouse boxer to turn up half way through kek
>>52515755
Dave mentioned wahey
>>52515781
Snuggle a slag or three
if trump is so rich why doesnt he buy the @DonaldTrump handle
>>52515781
>7am
>16c
Send help
Gonna watch K-ON.
Only got 11 episodes left.
>>52515805
filtered
>>52515769
fuck off paki
>>52515781
fuck off kevin
>>52515805
alri
>>52515554
2, 5, kill the rest
Does deliverroo do maccies?
who /soon to be billionaire/ here
>>52515820
iktf
don't want it to end
might just watch it again when i'm done ahahahaha
![HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.42.01_[2015.05.10_13.03.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yzeUPda.jpg "HV K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv snapshot 01.42.01 [2015.05.10 13.03.10]")
>>52515820
Enjoy death
>>52515840
mark is a bender name
>>52515805
or8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
we shouldn't have driven him away
he was a visionary.
i'm sorry, george
>>52515863
haha yes lad 2016 is going to mental wew wahey
have no friends whatsoever lads
>>52515811
Hard to rank this due to not being able to see their bodies clearly. Gonna go with
3, 2, 1
*strokes neck beard*
http://strawpoll.me/6338242
http://strawpoll.me/6338242
http://strawpoll.me/6338242
IMPORTANT POLL
IMPORTANT POLL
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>>52515902
good lad
charli lads
orite lads
![HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.19.58_[2015.05.10_12.32.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Zm5Nyw.jpg "HV K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv snapshot 01.19.58 [2015.05.10 12.32.31]")
>>52515873
Done that 7(seven) times desu
>>52515912
Sorry about that
>>52515938
>>52515925
>>52515940
>Brian
fuck off yank
>>52515959
none
>>52515894
;_;
>>52515956
good
>>52515894
>making the prequels look good
IT'S TREASON THEN
just ate a big fat curry and wanna sleep but i cant
might buy silent hunter 3
took a poo in the loo
got 5 (five) days off coming up after tomorrow.
Do you think there will ever be a time when the whole internet will ever be externally moderated by the police and by public opinion (read: loud SJW mobs)?
For example you'd be in as much trouble for saying nigger deep in a /brit/ thread as you would be if you tweeted the word nigger today.
>>52516022
>>52515959
4, 1, 3, 2
>>52516060
got 10 desu
>>52516060
>only having 5 days off
>>52516025
>wanna
fuck off yank
I'm crying again
http://strawpoll.me/6338270
http://strawpoll.me/6338270
http://strawpoll.me/6338270
IMPORTANT POLL
IMPORTANT POLL
IMPORTANT POLL
>>52516063
>sheevposting
nice one
Was it autism?
http://youtu.be/GkWqmYBPD4w
Jeremy Kyle's Youtube is on 120,000 subscribers lads
>>52516060
>>52516085
last day tomorrow off til the 4th
7 working days off
>>52515058
texted a girl without using school as a pretext
>>52516104
let it all out lad
tears are the weight on our shoulders, let them go
How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>52516061
probably
>>52516025
bet you'll have a fat poo tomorrow like
>>52516085
wew lad
>>52516092
I'm only in for another 3 days next week so it's fine
>>52516130
wahey we should all meet up and suck eachothers willies (i'm a girl)
>>52516120
would love if she poopoo peepee'd all over me
>>52516127
>not subbed to Jezza
>>52516130
yeah I have 5 not including bank holidays and weekends then
had last 2 fridays off though
>>52516147
fuck off it's almost 2016, i'll make it next year... just watch me.
>>52516147
Literal and unironic fucking disaster.
>>52516120
This reminds me of the lad who posted in here once about how he made Pepe art, and then posted pictures of his little sister wearing Pepe makeup kek
Pic related, anyone have the others?
top kek
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bluewater-shopping-centre-christmas-shoppers-7055490
>>52516147
About the same as the Watford match
>>52516130
same tbqh
>>52516172
ah, well i'm a girl too so maybe we could suck someone elses willy together
got my window open to keep my beers cold
getting a haircut
work soon
>>52516241
can do a lick on your clit x
obligatory TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
post sorry haha lads
>>52516241
>>52516172
I am a boy and I have a big willy
>22nd December
>still haven't bought my mam a christmas present
wat do
>>52516255
she's tasty
almost as tasty as nonon
>>52516296
would suck it.
>>52516307
Good post
>>52516300
buy mam a christmas present
>>52516250
kiss your barber on the cheek for me lad thye love it when you do that
Business idea: deplete the natural resources of australia and sell it to other countries
thoughts?
>>52516260
too young
willy size doesn't matter
height doesn't matter
looks don't matter
what matters is your heart, your strength of will.
>>52516300
Do liquor stores close after 6 pm in Ireland?
>>52516300
I'm going to go Christmas shopping tomorrow, I'll still be able to right?
>>52516307
>>52516322
great posts
>>52515002
>>52515004
>>52515014
>>52515016
>>52515023
>>52515037
>>52515040
>>52515049
>>52515057
Why are the first posts in a new thread always pure autism?
wanking
>>52516307
>>52516322
awful awful posts
bit lewd lads
>>52516325
no idea what to get m8
>>52516127
>not being subbed to big J
get off my stage you cretin
>willy size doesn't matter
>height doesn't matter
>looks don't matter
>what matters is your heart, your strength of will.
>>52516380
all me
I want anime canadians to leave
>>52516405
I want anime and canadian posters to leave*
>>52516367
Yeah you got this m8
Vote Trump.
>>52516380
to set the tone for the rest of the thread
>>52516361
No, unlike in New Zealand they don't have to close once the horses go to sleep
>>52516380
t. newfag
>>52516405
except the nononposter
>>52516380
all me
Vote Farage.
>>52516387
Get her Ann Summers stuff. What is it you people call it, craic?
Who's your favourite spicegirl?
>>52516380
They're opening gimmicks in order to bump the thread
>spent last christmas taking MDMA with the girl i love in my uni city where i had friends and a life
>gonna spend this one at fucking home with family and no friends and having broke up with my gf last month
it only goes downhill from here
>>52516510
they are literally all shit
the best gimmicks are those posted at the beginning of every thread
>I don't love boipussy
Currently in possession of a very stiff willy.
how long do you think it's gonna be until we stop celebrating christmas? I recon it's gonna be 50 years until it's culturally frowned upon to have a Christmas tree in this country.
>>52516481
stop posting my image
thanks in advance
>>52516510
Favourite is sporty, but she'd not be my first choice for a shag
>>52516395
>implying that fat cunt has any self respect or strength of will
If me and him had to suffer lashes until one of us admits defeat, I'd win. Even despite him having enough back fat to absorb a hundred blows.
>>52516529
>boipussy
fuck off yank
>>52516447
Has Justin "Insha'Allah" Trudeau banned liquor stores in Canada for offending Muslims yet?
grotty mcpotty
>>52516300
just gonna buy my mum a pack of WKD blue
gf on the left
>>52516518
only you have friends but you arent with them you normie twat
>>implying that fat cunt has any self respect or strength of will
>If me and him had to suffer lashes until one of us admits defeat, I'd win. Even despite him having enough back fat to absorb a hundred blows.
>>52516565
V E G A N
E
G
A
N
>>52516510
What is a spicegirl?
>>52516518
get over it
>>52516300
bought mine a sparkling cinnamon yankee candle I think she will like it
was £16.99
>>52516556
I don't think that's ever going to happen, this country is full of hipster Muslims that still drink
>>52516541
look closer
>>52516570
maybe a couple but i rarely see most of them now
>>52516602
how can i get over it when my life is at such a major downgrade now
>>52516518
Why did you break up with your gf?
What should I get my gf for Christmas?
>>52516610
if I get her one more yankee candle I'll be disowned
>>52516629
cut off contact with humanity and shitpost all day
>tfw no kiwi milf gf
>>52516641
because she's spanish
>>52516663
knife to the jugular
>>52516663
you capitalist pig
>>52516610
Nice we can light it when me and her fuck
Vinny
>>52516663
a proper mug
>>52516682
Why is she Spanish?
>>52516663
AM DEFO IN SOCIOLOGY THE NOW HEN
>mums throwing me a huge family party to celebrate 'my success at uni'
>i'm secretly about to drop out so i don't have to be humiliated by being thrown out for shit grades
got some custard tarts for pudding lads :)
>>52516679
LITERALLY who?
>tfw we chased kentqt away
>>52516709
VERY GOOD POST
E____O_____O
R____O_____S
Y____D_____T
>>52516725
because she lives in spain :(
>>52516629
you took a chance and it didn't work out, welcome to life. it's rare that something goes perfectly immediately. you'll find a new gf eventually, even though that's not what you want to hear right now.
>>52516736
>students
>>52516747
nice
>>52516754
she was a bitch anyway m8
Interpol fans are few in numbers and the ones I follow I truly love
>he doesn't know he can just highlight shit on the page, right click, inspect element then click the drop down button near the highlighted code that comes up to change text on a webpage
I want literal children to leave
One of my co-workers is unironically called al-Baghdadi
He told me it means he's from Baghdad haha
Might report him for being radicalised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QdsrFVh1mk
merry mubarak lads
>>52516754
good job
GUESS WHAT I'M EATING RIGHT NOW LADS
>>52516820
9 inches of thick black goodness
>>52516797
I find this highly unlikely
Best place to live in Yankland?
>>52516776
She was probably feeling a bit insecure and thought she'd get compliments on her nice new tops from some autists and instead we called her fat.
Look at the way she was trying to sort of pose and contort her body and wore baggy clothes to conceal her belly. We probably made her a bit upset, she left soon after.
Mean :((
>>52516765
not so sure about that, now that uni is over my chances of meeting people have significantly reduced
this is the second time i've broken up with this girl i went back because i was scared i wouldn't find someone else
>>52516736
1 (You) = 1 Prayer
>>52516797
why is that mate?
>>52516850
He eatin ma shite?
I got your moms Yankee candle right here
>>52516754
good
>>52516758
very good post
>>52516890
I didn't see those posts since I wasn't here
but she is quite rude to people and probably deserved it
>>52516884
Pacific North West. Rainy, cool, white, rich, pretty, not right wing.
stop memeing lads
Got that friday feeling lads
>>52516884
New England
>>52516964
Timezone seems pretty shit tho tbqh
>>52516899
The fuck, does this just change it for me or for everyone?
>>52516926
Hehe . . . meme
>>52517011
only for the person who does it you stupid twat
>>52517011
Fucking idiot
>>52516884
California
>>52517011
ahahaha
>>52516913
*lights your pubes on fire*
>>52517005
Why
>>52517011
you are one stupid shite i hope you know that
>>52517011
Take a break mate
>>52517021
oh thank god
Can I change pictures?
>>52516893
you'll have to meet new people which is hard but it's possible, the more wimminz you speak to the easier it will be even if it doesn't seem like it at first.
>this is the second time i've broken up with this girl
kek, happens to almost everyone that tries to get back together with an ex-partner
>>52516926
i don't know who that guy is but his head looks like its made out of cheese! haha
Gonna watch the latest Sargon of akkad video
>>52517066
>gif
fuck off
>>52517136
This is the most fedora thing I've ever read
>>52517066
good post
Not the biggest fan of apps that send you these notifications desu
>>52517072
we thought we made a mistake. the only reason we ended it last time was distance but we still loved each other.. then when we got involved again we realised the problem was just as much of a block as before ;_;
>>52516985
rused me for a second there haha
Post this whenever a yank posts the other version
>>52517199
feels like a friday to me desu
having a foosdoodododo
>>52517203
Fucking lel
>>52517011
lmao
>>52517181
you can turn them off
Here it is lads, kentqt at the disco Lisicki had at this house the other day
>>52517203
or don't post anything at all you sad insecure twat
>>52517203
what is this
>>52517203
What is happening in this image?
>>52517236
kek
>>52517236
very good
>>52517011
all those easy yous
>>52517228
>gif
fuck off
>>52517236
He shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52517236
>>52517236
excellent
>>52517236
amazing
>>52517276
all me
>>52517236
kek
nice one
>>52517236
ah, very nice
>>52517236
very good
>>52517236
spoiler that hog
What should I use instead of utorrent these days?
>>52517236
fucking kek
>>52517236
how did you add one kentqt's bottom half of her body? is there another pic?
>>52517236
impressive
>>52517338
Why stop using utorrent?
>>52517338
qbittorrent
>>52517338
just use utorrent
>>52517349
would
>>52517338
Tixati
why don't they teach us about our war crimes and the negative impact of the empire in school?
they never teach us about how the UK messed up pakistan. I'm white btw.
>>52517338
deluge
>>52517351
Took a pair of joocy thighs from my slag folder
>all these (You)'s
45 minutes was worth it
>>52517349
need a black gf ngl
Tell me about kentqt, why does she post her fat ugly pics on /brit/
>Why stop using utorrent?
>just use utorrent
>>52517402
fuck off paki
My favorite porn is father/daughter themed incest porn. Thoughts on this?
>>52517406
post the original thighs la
>>52517439
should be allowed to have children
>>52517444
disgusting
>>52517439
disgusting, don't reproduce.
>>52517425
hipster cunt
probably going to message her tonight unless she messages me first. thinking about going with
>so bored send help
but i'm open to suggestions.
>>52517402
>I'm white btw
>>52517338
deodorant
>>52517402
>i'm white btw
literally fuck off rasheed
>>52517496
that's so beggy mate
embarrassing
>>52517236 (You)
good lad
>have a date tonight
>already had a wank today
>thinking about going round two
will i regret it?
>>52517476
>should
n't
>>52517493
its got so much shite history like bitcoin mining and its no better then the alternatives
>>52517530
well then give me something better "mate"
>>52517439
I wish I could marry my cousin tbqh.
>>52517496
hmm.. is there a purpose of you texting her? do you want to meet up with her or what?
>>52517559
'no'
>>52517476
>should be allowed to have children
thanks la
>>52517488
would actually fuck my daughter, m8. Just like I wouldn't actually fuck my dads gf, or a suck a taxi drivers dick to get out of a 10 pound ride. Just a porn theme
>>52517236
bit tubby aint she
>>52517670
SHIT I MEAN WOULDN'T. i-i swear
>>52516405
>anime canadians
fuck off yank
