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Late Night Cute Edition
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cara
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maisie
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Azusa
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>>52533224
they didn't destroy the first order
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KYARY THE KOREAN
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pakis OUT
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Thinking about start a new gimmick lads
I'm going to post a picture of my shit in the toilet every time I do a poo
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posting late night qt
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marina
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lads
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bit sad
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ANIME IS SHIT
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going for a late night drive
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>>52533389
Fuck off yank
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>>52533370
nice assumptions, don't you have job centre in the morning?
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drugs
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>>52533394
dont drink and drive
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why are cinemas such a rip off lads

>imax ticket £19
>large popcorn and drink: £8

absurd
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going to bed lads
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>>52533378
marina poster is the only good yank in these threads
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>>52533376
I support this gimick
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ban the spammers or your superiors will be contacted
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>I'm an Irish-Amer-
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>>52533403
YOU ARE SHIT AS WELL AS ANIME.
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>"Oi mate we're avin a bit o trouble over here, mind helping us out?"
wat do
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>>52533420
>>imax ticket £19
do you get to sit on gold seats with free massages?
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>>52533359
Can you retards take this discussion to /tv/ or something? You know where you can start an actual conversation about it with other people who've seen it rather than casually spoiling the entire film for everyone in this thread
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>>52533421
might do a that

however a wank and a cry, need to find schedule for these
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>>52533439
Fuck off yank
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Yank cars look nice 2bh

>>52533407
I can picture you now with a lamborghini as your facebook cover photo, sitting in your opel adam in your skin tight jeans and whenever a bmw goes past "that must cost billions in fuel!!"
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>>52533433
>He doesn't have superior irish genes

Sad desu
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>>52533427
I'm honored
except I was voting most annoying /brit/ shitposter a couple days ago waheeyy
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HUH HOOAH HAY
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>>52533433
>tfw American with 100% English ancestry
>tfw not a mutt
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want a qt grill to cuddle with
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>>52533464

My mums irish...-_-. Just bloody annoys me when people bloody go an about it all the time!!1!!
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>>52533481
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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE SENATE IS EVIL!
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>you will never be a autist who only posts when he wants someone banned
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>>52533433
>macklemores song he made about his Irish pride
CRINGE
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>>52533462
>implying i wouldn't buy a tesla if i was a billionaire
bit dum u

but no i'd much rather sit in nice leather chairs than in some shite rust bucket that isn't saving money at all in the long run
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you're never gonna love me
so what's the use
what's the point in playing
a game you're gonna lose

what's the point in saying
you love me like a friend
what's the point in saying
it's never gonna end
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I'm a mutt, yous a mutt, we some mutts
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>>52533445
no you get a half hearted hand job from your mother
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whats your fave crimmy songs lads?
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>>52533509
JANNY
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Its treason then....
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>>52533492
rite here xx
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BIG
ASIAN
ARSES
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>Be the government
>Place "sin tax" on cars because you want to reduce their use
>Make it so public transport is astronomically expensive and outright ban alternative methods of transport.
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http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450

NEW

http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
http://strawpoll.me/6342450
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how do you shave your gouch?
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>>52533472
how posting rina is worse than fedora spam is beyond me
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chun

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NoelQgywIZM
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Does it ever get better lads?
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>The US coalition is useless
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>>52533629
ur nan
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listening to Kyary AnAn then doing a wnak, followed by a sleep
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Still havent got my brother a xmas gift hahaha fuck
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>>52533314
fuck off
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>Wednesday, 23 December 2015

PANIC
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chn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UU4nEOYisCs
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>>52533713
prefer Sol by them tbqh
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would really like a 2d gf tbqh lads
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>>52533712
picked up the last of my Christmas gifts today
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Might go meet my mate in the park to drink vodka and smoke cigrits hahaha
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Always on the verge of sadness lads. AHahahaha.
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I like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krYa_ygnqpc
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>>52533803
get on the cross
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No, it's because I'm so in love with ROME!
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can I bum a smoke? :^)
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>post in a last.fm thread on /mu/
>people rate others based on "how much pussy they get"
>"you listen to girls what the fuck faggot, you get no pussy"
/mu/ is dead
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>>52533803
sounds like bant
go for it
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>>52533626
wew are there moar
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>>52533855
can i smoke your bum? :)
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>>52533752
Me too la
Me too
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>>52533894
now this is gay
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>>52533838
*does as told*
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>>52533859
>last.fm

wew
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>>52533910
no u
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>>52533929
*parades you through the strees*
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You under estimate my POOOOOWWWWEEEEERRRRR
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Have you been a good boy /brit/?
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erect
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>>52533955
*writhes in agony*

I REPENT

I REPENT
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>>52533959

M8, wtf are you doing? Stop it.
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>>52533946
gotta get those recs m8
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>>52533990
*erects you on the hill*

repent for the rest of your life sinner
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stop posting these ugly gooks
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hnnnnng
Such a cutie patootie
Literally my 10/10 dream gf
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>>52534002
i can rec you anything

tell me what do you like
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>>52533855
you can bum me instead ;)
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>>52534019
she's a 4/10
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feeling down lads can i get some pity (yous)
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in the sin bin
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>>52534020
modern singer-songwriter
jazzy hiphop that's not shit
postrock
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>>52534010
*tries to fight the crows pecking my eyes out by shaking my head and blowing at them but eventually succumbs to exhaustion and dies*
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>>52534019
>that acne
disgusting
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>>52534065
*puts you in a cave*
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>>52534020
good blues that isn't about slavery or from the 50s
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>>52534070
It's cute shut up

>>52534036
She's literally a 10 to me la
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benis
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>yfw u will never attend a british public school and have a wank with your lads
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I asked my mate "are we going here" and he said aye then I went for a poo I think hes headed out and im not even ready hahahaha
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>>52534090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDEeUCNrAgI
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very tired

doing wank and a sleep
good night
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>>52534102
shit taste, this is a real 10
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Love it when brown girls have the same golden brown hair colour as their skin lads.
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>>52534060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGxBeujXMH4
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>>52534102
she's an uggo and so are you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9rGX91rq5I

>English politics
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>>52534206
this was one of the albums on my list actually haha
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>>52534249
>narrated by a fucking Yank

Fuck off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVHA2lHaeqk

tune
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>>52534060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL998ajnjN4

and this sort of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH46Cr33-h4
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What should I get the gf for Christmas?
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>>52534153
yea so not this
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>>52534322
a proper mug
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>>52534269
B-But he lives in the UK and teaches there
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>>52534322
fake tan
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>>52534264
sorry
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>>52534322
sunlight
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>>52534269
go back to your soggy isle Ian
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>>52534332

I was brought up in the UK desu lol
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>>52534216
NO
She's cute as fuck and also makes choons what's not to love about her?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13Etw4OJ6c8

>>52534196
>covered in about 10 pounds of make up
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wish I had ambition
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>>52534322
A muslim bf
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>>52534368
Okay? I'm just saying the narrator lives and teaches there, that's all, and everything he says is correct.
(btw if you call me a yank or whatever, I was born in England)
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>>52534408
wish i knew someone that liked drum and bass
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Women literally bleed out of their cunt for a week every month
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>>52534412
>(btw if you call me a yank or whatever, I was born in England)

Yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank
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>>52534380
i am 100% sure the band regularly gang bangs her
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>>52534323
its from 2001 and not about slavery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n7WUzTdJmo
this is 1980s
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>>52534443
just want more like snowy white 2bh
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listening to michael buble christmas songs
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*rolls up to you on motorbike*
*tips invisible cowboy hat*
*zips away*
*police cars follow*

rate my story
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>>52534431
ah yes absolutely mate
I enjoy burgers and movies, right my fellow Americans?
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I'll get it right this year
mark my words
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http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/22/us-stops-british-muslim-family-flight-disneyland-david-cameron

banter
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bit tired if im honest
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>>52534464
so blues but by white guys from the North?
that severely limits it.

here's blues-rock by an English band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVnEEd03AbY
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>>52534473
7/10 if the setting is a desert in the southwestern united states, 5/10 otherwise
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>>52534494
Eh?
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>>52534436
No, she's pure
She'd never take part in such lewd activities
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>>52534504
>from the North?
devon is hardly fucking north but ty
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>>52534429
>23% of women you see at any given time have blood coming out of their vagina
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>>52534550
not exactly because some women have hit menopause or are on the pill and their flow is fucked
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>>52534550
*vaginas
they dont share one
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>>52534494
Aw shit nigga
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Only just found out Ben Garrison isn't a Nazi
Kek
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>>52534576
yes they do what are you talking about?
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>>52534508
*you read the paper the next day*
*find out i was a bank robber*
*theres a picture of me and im very handsome*
*find out i've died*
*you look at the sky and see my face smiling and tiping cowboy hat*
*ends with montage of me playing with children and laughing and helping ladies cross the street and tipping cowboy hat*
*this song lays in background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI*
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scorcher today lads, 34C and it's only 10am only.

>>52534610
fuck off newfag
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>>52534429
not quite, the average is about 3-5 days

>>52534550
it's more like 10% plus what this lad said >>52534566
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>>52534635
only?
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wew
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Lads my acne looks different to normal people acne

It looks permanent

I cannot get it off
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>>52534643
haha me every time i go outside my house
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>>52534610
I'm pretty sure Ben Garrison tried to sue moot a couple of years ago for what /pol/ has done to his image
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>>52514797
all yanks are gay
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>>52534615
already pitched your story to a hollywood producer and he's already got his crew putting up the set pieces

see you on the red carpet bitch
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>>52534656
haha alri thailad?
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Think i have an ear infection lads
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>2am GMT suddenly several australians woke up
wew do you all have your alarms at the same time?
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>>52534681
I don't understand why they did it
Ben Garrison agrees with a lot of their positions
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>>52534703
Yeah, walking to office
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>>52534670
>what are scars
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>>52534670
get out in the sun more

or, if what i've heard about britain not having the sun is true, take a holiday in spain or something
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>>52534725
fuck off geert
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>>52534656
Thaila(n)d
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8LyqiXTA_U
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>>52534741
in a bit
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>>52534730
banter innit
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might sleep?
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>>52534749
why
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>>52534763
no
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>>52534755
stop pretending to be english you fucking windmill nigger
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>>52534772
fair
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>>52534763
same desu
not very drunk anymore at all
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just had a wank
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>>52534690
>a polish person posts in my /brit/
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>>52534749
>1 and a half hour(s)
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heading out for a drink and smoke in the park wif my mate now byee
>>52534798
cross
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>>52534749
what the fuck is this

>>52534773
am clearly pretending to be welsh
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>>52534734
Do you get to have christmas day off?
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>>52534808
he has over 100 videos of it
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it took a week but my scrotum is finally healed
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>>52534826
ur mum doesnt get christmas day off wahey
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*President Reagan is leaving the childrens hospital after helping them all and increasing funding*
*a lone paki enraged with such anglo saxon charity pulls out a gun to assassinate Reagan*
*I realise this and jump in front of him slow motion*
"REAAAAAAAGANNNNN!!!!!"
*shield him from all the bullets*
*im dying nd spluttering on the ground*
*Reagan crouches down over my body*
*takes my hand*
*tells me everything will be ok*
*holds my head while I try and talk*
*say; "I just like your movies"*
*he laughs with a tear in his eye*
*crowd applauds*
*paki is crying*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y*
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>>52534814
*gets in bed imitating the cross
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>>52534803
>yank posts in /brit/
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>>52534730
NO GODS
NO MASTERS
/pol/ is allied only with /pol/, everyone else is a Jewish JIDF commie SJW feminist liberal faggot
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>>52534855
DEUS VULT
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>>52534826
Yeah
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>>52534855
*uses time machine and sexually assaults you as a child*
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>>52534635
fucken a, got up to about 38 yesterday I think
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oooga booga wooga
(going to sleep, good night)
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>>52534909
bad lad
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>>52534735
you telling me my spots are permanent?
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>>52534923
night lid x
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>>52534923
k jamal
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>>52534937
are they hard lumps? cystic acne
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>>52534937
nah hyper-pigmentation fades over time
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TAMERLANE?
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ok lads got drunk with my brothers and discovered:

>im the only virgin in my family
>my little brother wants to be fucked up the arse
>my little brother can drunk more than me
>my cat is CUTE
>salt and veinegar crisps are so fucking good
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM is a tune
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>>52534921
wew heat wave lad.
although this december hans't been that tbH
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>>52534749
who is this faggot
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>>52535017
>Arctic Monkeys
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>>52535017
>>>/r/eddit
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>>52534644
>52/12 = 4.333 = avg number of weeks in a month
>assuming there's no bias to which week, periods should be evenly distributed among the 4.333 weeks
>that makes it a 1/4.333 chance of any girl having a period on a particular week
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>>52535017
Kill yourself and your brother.
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>>52535017
This thread is gonna shit on AM, but AM is good so, I've got you m8.
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*see Farage sitting in pub drinking on his own*
*tell him im a big supporter*
*before he can respond the pub is filled with pakis and leftists*
*i kill one with a swift glassing*
*they soon circle us - im fightng them off*
*we never give up*
*James Vardy vaults the bar and headbutts 10000 of them*
*i nudge Nige and show him*
"Banged" he says and we laugh and get back to fighting off pakis"
*14 hours later we find silence and a fog sits upon the bodies of the pakis and leftis*
*nigels double breasted suit is in tatters, we're both bleeding*
*realise Vardy is on the groud*
*run over*
*im crying - Nige looks hard and angry*
*Vardy dies in our hands*
*Nigel stands up slowly*
*salutes him with hard eyes*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
*end scene*
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>>52535070
that is a good tune and you know it

also so glad i did a big sick
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>>52535018
yeah it was 22 a few days ago which isn't bad for december
hopefully this heat fucks off for christmas day because I have to go outside and talk to people then to be honest
>>
Some american thinks hes irish in this other thread lads haha
>>
Trying to watch some good porn but literally every porn has a circumcised american dick in it

It just ruins the vibes t.b.h lads
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>>52535086
>>52534644
>3-5 days
sorry, didnt read that bit
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gonna go to bed as well now lads

good night xo
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>>52535105
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>>52535099
why

>>52535103
ok thanks mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
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>>52535103
Slut.
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>Circumcised penises arent normal
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>im circumcised
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>>52535103
>>52535017
Favourite worst nightmare is their only good album and the lead singer is a twat desu

Fukkin choon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw
>>
who /comfy as can be/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSNLA4thH_0
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>>52535140
>Slut

FOY
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>>52535141
Maybe if you are a Muslim.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoCEdZnyFk
doing a sleep now lads
nighty night x
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>>52535167
>20-80%
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>it's 2:30am
FUCKS SAKES
YET ANOTHER NIGHT ACCIDENTALLY WASTED ON /brit/
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>>52534749
>>52534825
it has to be on a loop

there's just no fucking way
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>>52535167
>>52535206
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>>52535215
>wasted
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>>52535215
Well spent
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>>52535157
It's one of their better albums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrmPDUvKyLs is a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmkTYZfapMk

>Implying "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not" isn't a good album
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how come the uk has never been subjected to an aussie shitpost offensive? i dread the day tbqh
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mans on the move

shut uo and go to bed senpai
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>>52535215
wew lad
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might have a play then do a sleep
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trip down to the pub
how bout it lads?
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got changed and put contacts in now my mate is messing me about and it doesnt look like we going out anymore

what a tw@t
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>>52535215
hehe
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>Arctic Monkeys
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CHAT
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>>52535296
>going out at 2:30 on a wednesday
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What does Y.A.N.K stand for /brit/?
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>>52533420
bit late, but Aldi popcorn is god-tier, only costs 79p for a big bag
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got a strange mental thing i do lads

i can't bring myself to do a wee unless i'm holding a guinea pig

reckon i could get on one of those tv shows like that bird who can only eat burnt sausages for this?
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>smells like teen spirit has over 300 million views and all the other mainstream nirvana songs all have 50+ million
haha Jesus Christ, Kurt Cobain must be spinning in his grave
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Just found a silverfish in the bathroom

Gonna do a scream if I see another one
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>>52535293
go for it lad
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>>52535339
you
are
not
kind
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>>52535296
Tell him to go desu, drinking and smoking in the park sounds like fun
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>>52535381
He was all for it for ages now he's saying hes going to drive his mums car (hes drunk and hasnt a fucking baldy about how to drive a car) and has started reading my messages and not replying FFS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvlu8S3bUQE

i'm a bit disappointed with the Force Awakens score lads

john williams dropped the ball a bit, I hope episode 8 has more original content
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>>52535402
probably dead desu senpai
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>>52535402
wow you're a literal child why don't you kindly fuck off
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>>52535103
alex turner is a bellend m8

their 2007-2009 sound was best, AM is a tryhard album
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>>52535402
Go to his house make sure he's okay haha
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bf just put his willy inside me and did a cum
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>>52535420
i enjoyed it desu although i know fuck all about star wars. what did they need luke skywalker for at the end if they blew up all the bad guys?
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>>52535444
oh shut up you stupid virgin

>>52535473
ill go to his house and fucking make him not OK h8 getting arsed about
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>>52535469
filtered
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why americans posts so much shit
>>52532859
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>>52535491
>haha my friend says he's going to drive his mums car

you realise how much of an actual child this makes you sound?
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>>52535469
>muh hair gel
>muh edgy leather jacket
>muh sun glasses
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>>52535527
VIRGIN
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>>52535527
How so? holier than thou virgin lmao @ u
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>>52535539
don't shit on hair gel
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Texted a girl to see if she was awake, she was, asked if she wants to come over to sleep over, and she point blank told me she wasn't going to fuck me hahaha

Gutted
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>>52535489
probably to combat the knights of ren, it was never explicitly stated in the film other than leia wanting to find him. Destroying Starkiller Base only set plans back

the First Order obviously has devastating potential and the Republic has be annihilated, the Resistance is fucked without a force-sensitive on their side
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>>52535539
even matt helders has become a bit of a twat, I miss when he wore tracksuit bottoms and had a bottle of beer next to him at shows
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>30 mins of rey scavenging in the desert
>20 seconds for destruction of entire star system (including the republic capital)

BRAVO NOLAN
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>>52535568
most people over a certain age have their own car/don't live with their parents
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>>52535631
VIRGING
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>>52535576
Don't ever talk to her again, and if you do youre a mong

dunno how youd say it in your dialect but id send her a parting message something along the lines of "cheers dickhead"
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>>52535607

Every Indie band become twats the moment they become mainstream tbf
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>>52535576
"what about tyrone?"
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need some cosy anime recommandations
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>>52535631
Oh aye we've both got houses and full time jobs thats why i'm sitting on 4chan at 20 to 3 in the morning
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>>52535620
why the fuck is the Republic even in the film? what's the point?

who are the Resistance resisting if the Republic is the political force in the galaxy? Wouldn't they be the Republic army?

the film is good but they added way too much shit in
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>>52535681
They're resisting the first order
Obviously
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVGSxGO7QM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu9KgGqXDyw
choons
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>>52535695
read the 2nd line lad. the Rebels presumably set up the Republic after ROTJ, so why the fuck is there a resistance militia? why doesn't the republic have an army for this stuff?
>>
I have a girl and her name is Melissa
And every time I try to kiss her
At my pad on my couch
She moves my head toward her crotch
I said wait a minute Baby I ain’t no queer
I said I want you to whisper in my ear
Say the things that turn me on
Dream about it like it got no thong
Let me know how good it is
While you’re doing your thing between my heels
Rap dirty take it from me
Rap dirty that’s the way it should be
Rap dirty you want to get down
Rap dirty it blows your mind
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>who are the Resistance resisting if the Republic is the political force in the galaxy? Wouldn't they be the Republic army?
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>>52535749
Because the first order controls that system
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>>52535669
samurai champloo
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>>52535669
initial D
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i want to go live out in the mountains/wilderness one day tbqh
its the only way to get away from all the jews
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>>52535669
Samurai shampoo
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the fact that so many important characters has such extensive 1vs1s in the tsar wars film i found a little silly. so they're in the middle of a huge space ship and it's only them?
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>>52535669
fooly cooly is as comfy as it gets

pretty short and easy to digest too, you can get the whole story quickly rather than having to watch 3 of 5 seasons and get bored of the show half way through it seeing filler episodes without evergetting to the conclusion

(warning: this recommendation is coming from a guy who hasn't seen anime since he was a kid)
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>>52535838
would prefer to live in the house at the top right 2bh
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>>52535871
nonce
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>>52535838
>mfw I saw it
Holy shit
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>>52535855

EVERYONE IS RELATED

EACH TRILOGY IS A GENERATION
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>>52535765
fedora posters need to fuck off forever
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>>52535469
Yeah, but he's hot so
>>
>>52535698
The second video made me sad desu
>you will never grow up in Middle America and go camping in the Forrest with your bros while making a video for your band
Feels bad
>>
>>52535838

janny
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>>52535855
What?
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>>52535838
Janny delete this NOW
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>>52535905
he looks like some greasy twat that smoked outside the school gates every day, and always ended up getting sent outside the class
>>
>>52535956
>>52535933
>>52535889
am i missing something
>>
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hanasaku iroha is cosy as fuck, I highly recommend it
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>>52535971
Look closely
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>>52535889
>>52535933
>>52535956
What is wrong lads?
>>
americans really act like they are underage
>>
>>52535971
all me
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>>52535968
[heart eye emoji] tbhwyf
>>
>>52535882
nuffin wrong wiv a bit of noncery mate.....


in fact its quite natural...
>>
I've been watching a lot of vintage porn lately, and I gotta say they must have only let really hot women be porn stars back then. I don't know how half the uggos we have now even got the job
>>
>>52535838
wouldnt mind living in a place like this tbqh


something not too far from civilization for when you need to go to town but just far enough so that the jews dont get you..
>>
>>52536011
/comfybrit/ has begun
I love it when all the normies fuck off

It's undeniable that the quality of the posts here increase at around 2am
>>
>>52535838
Fucksake m8 seriously?
>>
>>52536037
Women are just uglier now generally.
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>>52536037
women were just better back then
>>
>>52535681
they released a book with the film that explains more, but its stupid as hell that they didn't bother to explain any of this shit in the movie itself.

desu the whole thing was overly flashy generic trash
>>
>>52536037
actually filming something was a big deal 30 years ago
>>
>>52536049
oops didn't mean to reply to that yank
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>>52536049
light-night /brit/ without lisicki is the best /brit/
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>>52535838
LADS
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>>52536046
>>52536059
>>52535956
>>52535933
>>52535889
ebin
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>>52535838
Mad that this is still up haha
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>tfw walking around my bedroom putting socks over every single light
I can only sleep in absolute pitch black darkness
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>Women are just uglier now generally
>>
shut up stupid british cunts
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>>52536071
i never bother with the books, the EU was always been trash and film adaptations are the worst of the lot

i'm fine with the concept of everything, but they just included way too much and couldn't explain any of it. they should've saved Phasma for episode 8, for instance, or just left her introduction
>>
Jannys asleep I think lads
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>>52536106
have you tried turning the lights off?
>>
>>52536112
t. ugly yank girl
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>>52534473
>>52534615
>>52534855
>>52535105
amazing posts
>>
Australians are literally nothing more than Brits who live in a giant desert
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>>52536125
no the novelization of the film
I haven't read it either but the preface was posted where it explains what all this shit is exactly.

its still pretty dumb though.

what I don't like though is how Abrans seems to not give a shit about adding some depth to the universe and adding things in for nostalgia reasons only

like why everyone flies X-wings and Tie-Fighters only
where are the B-wings and A-wings?
>>
>>52536145
Wow, extremely rude.
>>
>australians literally have the british flag on their flag
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>>52536183
it's probably true
>>
>>52536183
Fat twat
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>>52536132
You can't do that in England
Too many people were getting injured in the dark, so the government took away our light switches
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>>52536112
>nice guys
always gives me a laugh but this is just the residue our society has created

desu this image shows perfectly why our replacement of Morality with "ethics" and being good with being "Nice" is inherently flawed.
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>>52536183
are you a hog or a beautiful slender qt?

your voice sounds like it has a bit of weight pulling on the vocal cords
>>
any books worth reading on the colonisation of Africa lads?
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>>52536200
LOL

>>52536201
I'm not kentqt
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>>52536183
>Implying it is not true
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>>52536129
post boobies >:)
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>>52536175
yeah that's what I meant by "film adapation", meaning a book adapated from the film

honestly I think a lot of the nostalgia stuff was added in by committee. the chess board thing in the Falcon for instance, I doubt Abrams gave a shit about it but Disney will have forced it in to pander to nostalgiafags
>>
>>52536194
>Brits literally have a cropped Australian flag as their flag
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>>52536219
No, I'm pretty sure I've posted my legs here before.
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>>52536266
>a fucking leaf
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>>52536263
Abrams is a massive hack desu
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>>52536266
>a fucking leaf
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nu

>>52536301
>>52536301
>>52536301
>>52536301
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>>52536049
thanks bro your belief in my posting abilities has really boosted my confidence
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>>52536288
Abrams was competent m8, the shots were mostly well executed and far more dynamic that George's shot-reverse shot shit

The one shot I hated was the circling shot around Rey and Luke. It was like a news broadcast
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>>52536158
ah yes finally recognition
>>
>>52536269
post them again
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