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Cara edition
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maisie
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Azusa
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D
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Tone edition
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rina
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>>52468440
maisie
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>Ethiopia wasn't colonised
>has one of the lowest HDIs in the world

How do leftist SJWs respond to this
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Is the Irish/Italian mutt here?
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desu
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Kyary
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>>52468474

looks like keira knightly's dumpy sister
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On the loo in my Polish gf's grandma's house haha.
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Important thread:
>>>/wsr/6342
>>>/wsr/6342
>>>/wsr/6342
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>tfw your taste in music is so obscure you can't find album torrents so you have to rip from youtube videos or actually pay for it
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Want to do an adventure with friends but I have no friends and no money to adventure.
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>>52468505
i know an irish italian guy
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I've been going out to the woods late at night to make fires recently
I'm a fucking weirdo
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>heard about the new Harry Potter play
>went to book tickets
>Hermoine is being played by a black woman
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>>52468514
>>52468474
reminder
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>>52468474
Stripper
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>discover weekly is constantly generic jazz rap and MF DOOM side projects
fucking kill me, I don't just listen to hiphop
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>>52468509
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>>52468527
>taste in music is so obscure
>can be found on youtube
Top pleb.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k9qDxyxS3s

tune
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dad just had a heartr to heart with ne

feel sorry for my family if i do do something they don't deserve it
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>>52468527
Try Soulseek
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>>52468599
what are you going to do?
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>>52468578
m8, youtube has literally everything
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>>52468554
It makes sense, Hermione is a mudblood after all.
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>>52468474
Looks like Charlie Brooks
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>>52468630
it doesnt have a gf for me
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>>52468593
worst fucking song I have heard this month
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David Tennent is in Nativity 2 fucking sick I'm gonna watch it now
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tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inN-L3V5Auc
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>>52468630

find dbridge's remix of Beastie Respond - Syncopy. good luck.
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just had a tin of corn as a late night snack, i've fuckin gone off the rails lads
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>>52468630
Yeah, if you're a fucking pleb.
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>>52467901
Daily Mail
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>>52468554
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>>52468621
i don't know

i can't see myself killing myself but at the same time i can't see myself not killing myself
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>>>/wsr/

the fuck is that about?
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Chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLZIv3hmoFU
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>>52468440
very good edition
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>>52468684
iktf senpai
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the average western girl is more of a narcissist than elliot rodger was
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>>52468666
Advertising your own stuff on 4chan is banned m8
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>>52468630
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lol pardners xd
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Can I be next James Bond?
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Lads
My cousin has literally slept with 180 girls.

Literally 180.

I have slept with 0.

How could this have happened?
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>>52468666
just listened to the original, you could probably recreate any remix using magnetic tape a scissors its so basic.
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>>52468717

yeah mate as if DBridge would waste his time here with you twats.
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>>52468440
Is ManlyTears considered a national hero in the UK?
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>>52468729
*reggaeton playing in the distance*
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Lads, the webcam part of Youtube is fucking terrifying tbqh.
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>>52468735
your cousin is good looking and confident and you aren't?
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>>52468766
who
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>>52468502
just because a place was colonised and then later goes on to be a shithole doesn't mean that a place that's not colonised is guaranteed to be a success.
your country's progress gets stunted if it's colonised. but just because it's not, its development doesn't somehow get accelerated.
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>>52468766
desu no
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choon


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XncYWvLXB3A
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>>52468757

well you're wrong there mate. still waiting for that Aussie to find it on YT 2bh.
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>>52468778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWIO1FEMBsw
me on the right
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>>52468761
>oh look at me I'm so tight I wouldn't hang around here
PA thetic
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>>52468788
but we have the same genes
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>>52468703
you seen them birds that literally post 4 selfies on twitter with the caption "I know i'm cute"

how far up your own arse can you be
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>>52468814
Sorry lad you're adopted
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>>52468814
Yeah but his are skinny fit and yours are triple XL
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>>52468806
yeh fine you found me. now buy all my music you pleb.
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>>52468593
what's it like to be 14?
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>>52468814

12.5% the same
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>>52468839
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Thoughts on this lads?

>The Queen’s Christmas speech is set to deliver her most Christian message yet, after a year of Isil jihadist attacks.

>Sources say the monarch will use her traditional annual speech to reflect on her personal faith as well as her belief in the continuing role of Christianity at the centre of British life.

>Her words are expected to be particularly significant following a year of terrorist attacks by Isil.

>The former Bishop of Rochester, Michael Nazir-Ali, told the Mail on Sunday: “Clearly extremist is a backdrop to anything that any public figures say at this time.

>“If people in this country gave greater heed to what the Queen says about the importance of Christianity in our personal as well as our national life, then we would be in a better place to confront it.

>“The Queen will also be aware that Christians and others have faced unprecedented persecution over the last year in parts of the Middle East, and could even face extinction.”
The content of the Queen’s speech is, as ever, a closely guarded secret.

>But a source told The Mail: “Over the years we’ve seen a greater emphasis on the Queen’s faith and we’re certain to see it in this year’s Christmas broadcast. There’s a fundamental optimism which, to an extent, is driven by her faith in contrast to the overall gloom. She is driven by a deep and spirited faith.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/queen-elizabeth-II/12060481/The-Queens-speech-is-set-to-be-the-most-overtly-Christian-yet.html
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>walk in your room
>see this
>what do
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>>52468703
And you wonder why I act like a narcissist ITS BECAUSE OF YOU
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rachel riley gf when
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>>52468296
My boy Logan Sama

>>52468527
Not even on What? Or have you tried Soulseek?
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>tfw someone deconstructs your humour
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>>52468843
NONCE
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>>52468659
lost a bit of respect for him when he married that bird who was like half his age 2bh, bit of a nonce move that
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(I) need a (You) lads
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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENDER AND SEX
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>Youtube "webcam"
>first result
I don't even feel comfortable posting a picture of the thumbnail lads.
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>>52468913
gender is what you identidy as
sex is what you biologically are
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>tfw no Marina gf
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>>52468913
only one of us has had sex lmao
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Me on the left
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>>52468924
i'll check lad

just checked

Good decision
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>>52468892
jesus christ
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>>52468924

im guessing it involves a child so i wont be searching for that thanks
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>>52468909
>>52468909
>>52468909
>>52468909
yes sir
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>>52468971
And 400,000 views.
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>>52468938
>tfw from the same town she is from
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>>52468814
>being inbred
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>>52468877
Don't care what some old god-botherer has to say
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just snorted 3 lines of gamma gamer g fuel
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>>52469004
How the fuck
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Feel really guilty about how I treated my family when I was growing up. I nearly blinded my little sister once simply because she was laughing and it was annoying me. Feels bad man, I don't know why I was such an angry kid and I don't know why I'm such an angry adult. I have zero self control and an urge to be as hurtful and evil as possible when I'm angry. I hate myself.

/blog
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>>52468801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10If9zntM42
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>>52468958
I'd love to twist your knob x
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Rate the gf
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gf just sent me this
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>>52468913
It's the same fucking thing
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>>52468654
>>52468666
>>52468673
>>52468723
if youtube has this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0 then it has everything
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Warming my toes lads
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>>52469004
>>52468962
>>52468971
o I am laffin
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>>52469033
Didn't somebody come out with powdered alcohol recently?

Wonder how many people have snorted that
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>>52469066

i've already proven you wrong, dickhead. get bent.
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>>52469038
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>>52469038
LOL
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>>52468892
2016
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https://twitter.com/stopbeingfamous/status/678792313062035456
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>>52469038
epic

simply epic
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>>52469110
2016 - year of the gf
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>>52469035
Lad, there's fucking hundreds of videos like it and they all have hundreds of thousands of views. Some even have people asking for kiks and channels where they can see more kids. It's fucking scary. How has Youtube let this shit sit?
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>>52469066
so glad this a meme fucking hell my sides ahahahaha
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>>52469038
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>>52469090
no u
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>>52469117
cops are fucking subhuman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFw2UPLdPk

tune
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watch this lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2d_XiJHmdI

there are people who live like this every day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
I want to be a dirty old man with lots of money someday lads
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>>52469189
land of the free m8
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I still listen to N-Dubz
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>>52468892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E
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>>52469134
gonna call it twenty sexteen because it's the year i'm finally going to have sex and if i don't then i'll kill myself because what the fuck is all this noise about right
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>>52469201
ficl thus cunt
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>>52469230
NA NA NAYYYYY
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L-O-D-S O-F E-M-O-N-E
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>>52469192
what a surprise, she is a fat narcissist slag who is fame hungry
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>>52469199
why are you here?
all you do is post shite music and embarass yourself
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>>52469137
murkin, muh freedom etc.
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>>52469266

wots dat spell?
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>>52469189
>American Cops are fucking subhuman
Fixed it for you lad
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playing borderlands 2 and now kind of regretting not playing borderlands 1 more when i had it on xbox back in 2009
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>>52469278
How is that muh freedom though? They ban all sorts of videos from the site that they deem unacceptable but videos of little girls in barely any clothes/underwear/tiny skirts and so on, is completely acceptable?
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>you wil NEVER (ever) look this good at 26 (TWENTY-SIX)
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>>52469216
what an absolute tune
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Still in McDonald's having a poo
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>>52469318
Both are shite tbqh lad.
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>>52469331
Well I watched the first one, and although they're technically not breaking any laws its still not right
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>>52469192
There's this black kid who used to go to my school who has a ton of fake followers on Instagram

Every picture he posts gets like 2,035 or 2,028 likes, always 2,000 exactly plus some small number

Such obvious bullshite
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>>52469306
imagine if a cop killed a paki over here there would be uproar

cops are killing blacks every day over there and nobody gives a shit
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>>52469306
ours are turning into the Gestapo more each years mate.
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>>52469351
water activated gel cleanser innit
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>>52469370
Why did you voluntarily put yourself on a list m8? I can't imagine the shit that was in that video if that was the thumbnail.
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>>52469351
i have 2 years to get lifting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyhKZSXt2FM
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>>52469192
how do you audit someone's account that's not yours?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrTBH_VYVD0
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>>52469351
i can get dubs instead
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>>52469403
It's literally a 5 second, 5fps video of two clothes girls on a bed

Also
>not constantly using a VPN
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>>52469416
me on the right
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>1 cig left
FUCK
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>American friend sends me this

What the fuck is wrong with you, America? Now I know why you mock British food. You're all projecting.
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>>52469416
ahahahahaha
their faces after she shuts the door
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>>52469416
my sister used to do that all the time and there was sometimes blood in the toilet from her period too, fucking rank
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>>52469468

>smoking
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>kid plays a cookie-cutter chord progression on an acoustic guitar
>lyrics about inane love trite shit
>screams the words out, over enunciating everything
>"wow so good!"
kill me
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anyone going pub on christmas eve
our local's always ramming, gonna get there about 2pm and get absolutely bladdered 2bh can't wait
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>tablet is pretty slow
>buy moar memory
>from China
>takes a month to get here
>replace one stick, sorted
>replace second stick
>fuck, it's behind a torx screw
>order torx screwdriver kit
>from china
JUST
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>>52469416
>it's disgusting
what did she mean by this?
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>>52469403
The police aren't monitoring it desu
It's literally just dumb kids uploading videos from their webcam straight to YouTube without changing the title
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>>52469528
>tfw working christmas eve
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Still postblocked from Normiebook for another 22 hours lads
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>>52469559
did she report you for stalking again
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>>52469559

how did you manage that you tit?
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>>>/qa/383126

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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>>52469542
And the videos literally show things that shouldn't be shown, especially on Youtube.
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>>52469483
u wot m8?

KFC is tasty for fast food, though the paper plate and real fork combination is a little much for it.

There are better fast food chicken places though. Popeyes, Harold's, chick fil a which I only ever want on a fucking sunday why the fuck are they always closed on sundays REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>52469201

I saw a picture on their site of a guy in first class PLAYING A FUCKING SAXOPHONE IN HIS SEAT. What the fuck is this world? I flew economy on etihad and it had less space than fucking easyjet, they said a koran prayer before takeoff and the fucking map thing had MAKKAH permanently marked.
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>>52469528
no

I have the day off though, gonna do a few wanks and be sad and alone on here
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>>52469528
>making yourself feel like absolute shit on chrimbo day

poor future planning lad
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>>52469528
I am mate yeah, hoping to get out of work at 2
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>>52469389
Yeah i really haven't got much respect left for our police these days. I only used to because they seemed better than most but they keep on moaning for more and more resources and more and more weapons and I can't see any good reason why.
Some lads have a dispute with the manager over whether their discount voucher was valid the other week. My manager called to police to settle things and they sent down a fucking riot van and two police cars to deal with 6 lads and 20% off an £180 bill
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>>52469616
>fast food
>tasty
Pick one
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mugi
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>>52469589
Yes

>>52469593
Offended some tosser
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merry christmas /brit/
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>>52469626
at least you have a career
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>>52469629
>Having a hangover on a day where it's practically encouraged to drink at 8am
Haha nah mate
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Employers search for you on social media don't they?

I have literally never had a social media account of any kind and I'm at least 99% sure that their are no pictures of me on social media from the last 5 years.

Would the employer not hire me because they think I'm weird for not joining in with the rest of the retarded normies on social media?
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Cara is like soooo fucking fit lads wew i love her cute eyebrows and her cute little arse omfg lads im in love pls cara post until bump limit tbqh too cute i wanna hab gids wit herr durr <3333 muhhhhhhh dikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
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On December 19, 2015, a week before its limited release, The Hateful Eight, along with fellow Oscar-contenders Brooklyn, Carol, Creed, The Revenant, Room, and Straight Outta Compton had a screener copy of the film leaked online.[59] Within the first 24 hours of the leak, the film had attracted 569,153 unique IP addresses.
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>>52469674
its not christmas till friday you silly goose
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tzp-mA5CNg

>>52469709
i dont care anymore
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happy holidays lads
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>>52469709
not too good

decided to just start my planning phase for gf2016 2bh
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>>52469709
>3-0
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CHRISTMAS TIME

DONT LET THE BELLS END

CHRISTMAS TIME
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>>52469757
Rasheed
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>>52469683
it's only a call centre

not good for my anxiety 2bh I feel nervous all the time, if I don't kill myself then stress will kill me haha
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>>52469721
>569,153 IP addresses
All me
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Business idea: Move to Mexico, start a drug cartel and be better than all the other cartels so they go out of business
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>>52469709
Had one

She was unstable, had to get rid of her
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>>52469721
literally watching creed right now
>>
Post your age and your occupation

26
Part time in Argos
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>>52469721
>watching screeners
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>>52469798
does it not get easier? thought it would desu
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>>52469804
*murder the other cartel members so they go out of business
>>
LORD PRETTY FLACKO JOYDE
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>>52469778
no need for that
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lads how do I stop being a loser? I'm terrible with women, have a small amount of friends and 0 social life.
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>>52468735
Life is a bitch man
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My name is Lilly Allen and I prefer black men
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>>52469863
yeah kinda, you get used to the calls that come through and just tell them what to do

started new training today though so I don't know what I'm doing again
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>>52469886
>the ride never ends
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>>52469721
waiting for 1080p tbqh
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>>52469908
I prefer black men, TO CLEAN MY CAR
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>>52469886
just be yourself
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Hello. Nice pussy. You have shave. Very nice. I like.
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>>52469804
Don't lose your head
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>>52469998
>that baby face
Bit tragic
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>>52469908

Racist.
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>>52469804
Nice

Looking for a business partner?
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>>52469886
just pretend to be someone else
>>
>>52469709
>>
>>52469998

pudoo!
>>
>>52469998
can't really blame him if he's never pooed in a loo before
>>
>>52469674
>>52469757
merry christmas lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ2ar6ysGxM

>>52469727
christmas season starts 1st december
>>
Business Idea: Release thousands of blood-thirsty cold water sharks into the English channel
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LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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Remember that Christmas (CHRIST MASS) is a religious Christian holiday. Pop into a church in the early hours of Christmas day
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>tfw no Rina gf
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>>52470104
Someone edit this to say a good 2 hours
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Made another one of my staff cry today lads
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>>52470104
40 minutes? top tier edging desu
>>
>>52470104
It took 10 minutes to get it up
>>
>>52470104
virgin rail
>>
>>52470135
why

that's mean, stop bullying
>>
>>52469863

I've made/received thousands of calls at work and I still have phone anxiety.
>>
>>52470135
bit mean desu
>>
>>52469998
The poor guy is just trying to learn how to poo in loo
>>
>>52470151
40 minutes is babby tier edging
>>
>>52469998
torrent pls
>>
>>52470220
Sorry I wasn't aware we had edge masters here
>>
Merry Xmas!
>>
>>52470135

it's amazing how often adult women cry
>>
>>52470180
she had poor performance
>>
>>
>>52470151
>top tier edging
Fuck off lad. I went about 2 years of daily 7-12 hour edging.
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>>52470133
>>
>>52470271
A good 2 years?
>>
>>52470268
so you made her cry? very mean
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This woman is a registered sex offender.
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>>52470133
>>
>>52470288
Worst 2 years of my life. Can't even get on board with the meme tbqh.
>>
landlords are sub-human scum lads
>>
are they going to unfilter 2bh for christmas
>>
>>52469998
>>52470104
>liking sex & naked women = pervert

feminist cunts
>>
oysters clams and cockles
>>
basking in the afterglow of sin
>>
business idea: we as a society stop being so mean in general
>>
>>52470303
she could sex offend me any time iykwim
>>
>>52470291
If you can't stand the heat, stay out the kitchen.

I don't know why many people treat work the same as school but at work you're being paid to do a job, so acting like a petulant child isn't on.
>>
>>52470312
>>52470284
Ahh nice.... very impressive.
>>
>>52470355
Huh?
>>
>>52470329
fuck off mr i can't afford to pay my rent
>>
>>52470335
>masturbating on public transportation = pervert
where do they come up with this stuff????
>>
>walking to the shop
>a literal crack head asks me for a cig
>I give her one
>then she asks for money
>I tell her I don't have any
>"I WAS JOKING LOVE IT WAS A JOKE I DONT NEED MONEY"

Goodness me I just wanted to go to the shops, this shit happens far too often. I had to give a cig to a man who was on the nod outside my house last week as well. Apparently drug addicts are like stray cats, once you give one a cig they all fucking want one from you
>>
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>>52470284
>>
>>52470353
i'm out
>>
>>52470303


She could sex offend me 2bh family
>>
>>52470394
Nice bellend
>>
>>52470303
You can't rape the willing
>>
oi cunts m8
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>>52470133
>>52470284
>>52470312
>>
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>>52470394
>his cock doesn't reach his knees
L M A O
>>
>>52469709
Going over to hers in an hour. Don't thinks she's interested in me anymore though since she keeps talking about this guy she went on a date with.
>>
>>52469201
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2d_XiJHmdI
>they forgot his bag
lol
>>
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>>52470433
Good lad
>>
>>52470438
2,1,3
>>
>>52470397
>not just telling them to fuck off and you've got none left
>>
Fucked my gf for a good two hours last night lads.
>>
>>52470438
Middle one looks like my sister 2bh
>>
>>52470399
>>52470433
>Teenage girls
>Not a fat bird
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv9FSIrjqNU
>>
what's with the trend of people taking Polaroid pictures and then uploading a picture of the Polaroid to their social media using their digital camera?
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>>52470402
fuck off
>>
>>52470394
accidentally posted your willy on brit and deleted it ahahaha absolute madman
>>
>>52470499
good lad
>>
>>52470460
FONT
>>
Gave a homeless man a fiver today. He said Merry Christmas and God bless me.

At least homeless people aren't trying to appeal to SJWs
>>
dog is doing an annoyance
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6328907

http://strawpoll.me/6328907

http://strawpoll.me/6328907

There's a link to a poll in this post in case you missed it, in fact i linked it three times to lower the possibility of you missing it. Not really sure what else I can do at this point. I just hope you see it and take the time to vote.
>>
all this wank talk makes me want to fire one off
>>
>>52470391
>amerifat drops in to defend his feminist overlords
Like clockwork

Notice women are NEVER called perverts in the media, even if they are child molesters
>>
>>52470537
>accidentally
>deleted
>>
oh youve done it now
>>
>>52470517

i've enjoyed watching your taste in dnb get better over the last month or so. nearly there mate, keep it up.
>>
>>52470555
neither
>>
gf got me a book for christmas lads
>>
>>52470555
Very good thought provoking poll. Had to do a think before voting.
>>
>>52470421
rape is the first casualty of consent
>>
>>52470551
Homeless people are based.
I love homeless people so much.
>>
If I was in charge of Britain I would ban all non-high heel footwear for women.
>>
>>52470564
the latter part is fucked though. Both male and female perverts should be labeled "perverts", women shouldn't get special treatment
>>
>>52470600
I've been listening to Audio for a long time lad

But yes, generally I am listening to more old school Virus and things like Bad Company lately
>>
>>52470397
>being a nicotine addict
you brought that gutter shit on yourself lad
>>
>>52470652
wew lad
Heels aren't attractive desu, it's more qt when girls just wear converse and stuff like that
>>
Whats the cheapest way to get pissed these days lads?

Spirits are fucking pricey.

I picked up some Tonic wine from the shops because I heard Buckfast gets you rekt. It's not Bucky but it's close.

Dunno what Tonic wine even tastes like.
>>
>>52470652
if i was in charge of britain i would bang you in the non sexual physical violence way snm dickead
>>
>>52470606

what book
>>
>>52470652
>t. underage teenage virgin
>>
is it too late to say sorry
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQ6t6cSf-0

this isn't even pleb fuck off normies and normie sympathisers
>>
>>52470741
frosty jacks?
>>
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>I've been listening to Audio for a long time lad
>>
>Christmas eve tomorrow

where does the time go
>>
>>52470679
Now just listen to Torque and Techsteppin. That's all you'll ever need.
>>
>>52470741
cider in a plastic bottle
>>
what do you fellas wank off to?
i used to have a good set of porn but i deleted it when i tried nofap
>>
>>52470741

for £/unit probably white lightning
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>>52470735
>Heels aren't attractive

m8
>>
hungry but cant go to the kitchen
>>
having a wank to my classmates twitter pics waahhheeeyyy
>>
>>52470741
>I heard Buckfast gets you rekt
Its more because it contains a high level of caffeine so you're drunk but your not relaxed. The alcohol content isn't particularly high
>>
>>52470817
misleading post
>>
>>52470844
text posts on /brit/
>>
>>52470859
why
>>
>>52470878
care to share?
>>
>>52470878
post them la
>>
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>>52468474
>>52468514
>>
>>52470844

I make collages of facebook pictures of girls I used to know, and I have that on half the screen and usually a POV porn on the other half
>>
>>52470895
my family are in there
>>
>>52470850
>footfag
Lowest of the low.
>>
>>52470652
>I want women to hate me with every fiber of their beings
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>>52470907

ALBERTO
>>
>>52470913
ah okay
>>
>>52470907

>replying to 55 minute old posts

kill yourself
>>
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>>52470741
Not sure about where you are, but here it's malt liquor

One of these or two of the 24oz cans are right around $2 around the corner from me
>>
>>52470820
Seem like excellent albums, thanks for the rec
>>
>>52470895
i smell of sin
>>
>>52470878
>that slight feeling of guilt when you speak to them the next day
>>
>>52471001
beautiful
>>
Daily reminder meat eaters caused the antibiotic crisis
>>
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>>52470969
>5%
>>
>>52471012
fucking pleb
>>
daily reminder that John Boyega is a devout Christian who attends Church every day and he has recently linked youtube videos of Enoch Powell on twitter

he's honestly not that bad.
>>
national borders are there to separate us, and keep us fighting for fake nationalities while the elites enslave us
>>
>>52471022
You sure it wasn't everyone going to the doctors for the sniffles and getting given antibiotics?
>>
>>52471029
>$2 whole dollhairs

I didn't say it was good, I said it was cheap. I'll never advocate drinking a 4 Loco and that's the next closest thing
>>
wanking over my mates gf wahey
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aweK_vSGMC0

d1 desu lads
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>have Miele washing machine for 8 years
>does a good job tbf
>last night starts leaking
>get plumber in
>he fiddles around, says something was in two parts, put it back together
>he goes on his way
>turn washing machine on
>starts beeping saying waterproof error
>fucks sake
>turn it off and on again
>starts flashing Fault F17
>digging around online doesn't help at all
>can't open door because the cunt who designed it made it so you need the power to be on in order to open the door
>hunting around for manual door release that is supposed to be there
>it fucking isn't
>can't get to my clothes
>Miele customer service shuts at 6
>would probably cost me the price of a new one to fucking dial their number anyway
>plus the fees for a callout
>plus the fees for the new parts
>plus the fees to fit them

literally fucking fuming here lads, thank fuck we don't have guns in the UK or i'd be ready to go on a spree at Miele HQ
>>
Are you lot excited about Christmas? I am ngl.
>>
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Need a hairy gf
>>
Has anyone actually seen a glory hole irl?
>>
Wish Pip Archer was my gf
>>
>>52470925
green post

>>52470947
meme post

>>52470963
mean post

>>52470969
informative post

>>52470987
gracious post

>>52471038
yank post
>>
>>52470969

loved a bit of olde english 800 when i was stateside
>>
Business idea: /brit/ posters meet up fortnightly in a safe-house to take drugs and commit organised crime.
>>
>>52471122
quoted all me posts
>>
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dressing up for halloween la's
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>national borders are there to separate us, and keep us fighting for fake nationalities while the elites enslave us
>>
>>52471115
>>52471120
change to your county
>>
>>52471065
>recently linked youtube videos of Enoch Powell on twitter

really? where?
>>
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ELLE
>>
Who BROKE UP FROM WORK here?
>>
>>52471112
No
I used to get excited about Christmas every single year, but I'm fucking literally severely depressed this year, not looking forward to Christmas Day at all.
>>
>>52471143
I'm in
>>
there is no reason to feel guilty about wanking to facebook photos. she allows those photos to remain because she thinks they look good, she wants people to look at them, if she didn't she would untag and delete them. if she found out you pleasured yourself to her she would act disgusted out of social convention but in reality would be happy that someone finds her attractive enough to do that when he has instant access to inexplicable mountains of porn
>>
>>52471167
don't have one
scotland doesn't do counties as much as england
>>
>>52471143
Can I still come if I don't do drugs?
>>
feeling lonely
>>
>>52471198

kill yourself on xmas day. should liven things up
>>
>>52471132
Gotta love OE

>tfw not drinking OE 40's in brown bags listening to rap throwbacks with the boys today
Might have to happen

>>52471143
in
>>
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>there is no reason to feel guilty about wanking to facebook photos. she allows those photos to remain because she thinks they look good, she wants people to look at them, if she didn't she would untag and delete them. if she found out you pleasured yourself to her she would act disgusted out of social convention but in reality would be happy that someone finds her attractive enough to do that when he has instant access to inexplicable mountains of porn
>>
How do I last longer in sex? I always cum after about 10 minutes tops
>>
>>52471237
that's what you get slut1
>>
>>52471112
Yes indeed

>see family (enjoyable for at least four hours of the day)
>Eat delicious food
>Drink delicious beer and wines
>play card/parlour games

it's good honest fun.
>>
Pip's a young, self assured farmer who looks set to follow strongly in her Mum and Dad's footsteps.
Fact title Fact data
Played by:
Daisy Badger
Born:
17 February 1993
Status:
Single
Occupation:
Graduate agricultural student
Lives and works at:
Brookfield Farm
She studied Agriculture with Farm Business Management at Felpersham University, before securing a fantastic Technical Manager job opportunity - but shocked her family (and new bosses) by quitting to return to Brookfield.

She's particularly keen on the sheep and has come up with lots of bright ideas to improve their marketing.

As well as being a member of the local Young Farmers, Pip used to be a keen eco warrior.

But as she got older, she showed worryingly wayward tendencies. In 2010, she had a disastrous affair with a much older student. And once she got to University she threw herself far too enthusiastically into the social side, to the detriment of her work - both academically and on the farm at home. But nearly failing her first year pulled her back on track.
Sorry Dad, got an essay to finish
Pip Archer
Likes - Holidays, new technology and developments in farming
Dislikes - Anything that's not environmentally friendly, household chores
Highs - Witnessing the rare birth of triplet cows Holly, Ivy and Mistletoe at Brookfield
Lows - Her affair with Jude, a flaky older man
>>
>>52471237
sket
>>
Do you ever seed torrents? I do sometimes.
>>
>>52471256
get one of those hollow strap-ons and just turn the lights off

he will never know the difference
>>
>>52471243

pour some on the curb for my nigga who got popped ya feel me
>>
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>>52470963
>this faggot thinks it matters
>>
doin a poo. brb x
>>
>>52471237
don't care
>>
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>>52471182
>>
>>52471167
I will when you make a Glasgow flag :^)
>>
>>52471323
t. Alisso Barbosicki
>>
in the mood for a good documentary /brit/ give me your suggestions.
>>
because we're young and we're reckless
>>
>>52471349
paki
>>
only now coming to terms with how good this >>52471096 tune is

seriously the PERFECT tune for the current situation

if i was high this ould probably be the pinnacle of my life
>>
me on the right
>>
>>52471387
The Walk
>>
>>52471387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryV4rhYdc9I
>>
>>52471387

Senna
>>
>>52471387
Not really a documentary but watch Snow on Tha Bluff
>>
>>52471213
Word, just like women secretly like being raped
>>
>>52471406
>>52471096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHlx_duJnFY
>>
>>52471402
Nah just someone who was too dumb for Saint Andrews but still wants to avoid adult responsibility for an extra year
>>
>>52471387
Bones Brigade: An Autobiography
>>
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>>52470987
>>
>>52471413
Love yer tits, luv
>>
>>52471387
Watch Grand Prix the killer years if you're one of those people that go "SAFETY IS RUINING F1"!!
>>
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6e_1450365775

cringe
>>
>>52471323

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>52471387
>BBC Special - Refugee Crysis: The struggle of poor Mohammed escaping his war-torn homeland.
>>
>>52471454
very good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s43NAhTOOf8
>he never had this on his walkman w810i
>>
>>52471532
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>
>>52471548
>not a w850i
baka
>>
Been eating a lot of beef jerky lately
>>
>>52471387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtp51eZkwoI
3 hours long. Everything you ever needed to know about the history of electricity but couldn't be bothered to learn.
>>
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>>52471413
Why are they walking towards the camera?
>>
>>52469058
>sersh in a mesh dress
please tell me you have more
>>
>>52471454
very nice i do really like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3p-ts_Te0
>>
>>52471663
I do not
>>
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hold tight london you get me
>>
can you return pants to next if you've worn them? mummy said no but I'm not sure
>>
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business idea: get a qt kgf in 2016
>>
>>52471608
mate these are fucking shit

t. lisicki shoop pro
>>
NU

>>52471720

>>52471720

>>52471720
>>
>>52471719
just say you haven't worn them haha
>>
>>52471159
>dressing up as me at my wedding for halloween

Bit weird la.
>>
>>52471719

you can't return underwear at all even if it's still in the packaging
>>
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2bh
>>
>>52471387
cartel land
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