Lisicki edition
masiie
maisie
animation
>>52471758
That's what I told me mum baka
angus or leicestershire not sure
make or break lads
Hector, what if I pop?
I'm gonna pop anyway
>/tv/ threads on /brit/
>/brit/ threads on /tv/
arsenal or city tonight lads?
charli
>>52471812
I meant trousers hehe
>>52471824
>Leaving /int/ for /tv/
IT'S TREASON THEN
no gf to cuddle
>tfw you think about something awkward you said or did whilst drunk and physically cringe
>>52471809
they aren't even that similar desu
>>52471825
arsenal
do you lads think that escorts will be working on Christmas day?
do you think it will just be the really desperate ones like the crack addicts and the pakis who don't celebrate chrismtas?
>>52471809
i keep doing that too desu
always think it's angus until i hover over
There's really no reason why anyone needs to make over £40k
Over £40 should be taxed at 100%
>>52471874
share it with us lad
chat shit get banged
I think I'm becoming more and more racist. I can't help it, I've started counting non white people.
>you will never travel to bhutan
>>52471879
>Paki escorts
That sounds very haram
>saved my favourite quality street until last
>bit into it
>strawberry cream
>thought it was a toffee
fuck sake
>>52471888
I like your worldview, kid
>>52471874
>telling my mates on Xbox Live that i'd fuck my mum's friend a few years back while pished
>mum overheard
>>52471830
Paki slag
>>52471879
Ones who are estranged from their relatives might be working (that's most of them), probably charging higher rates though
>tfw no greek gf
>>52471944
Fuck off corbyn you're one of the billionaire elite
>>52471824
Where
mugi
>Greek gf
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/young-women-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-in-greece-a6751061.html
>>52471993
b-but I'm working class, just like you
Look at my little hat!
Mums crying again because I'm a fucked up loser
One of these days I'm going to kill myself i swear to god, I have to, there's no other way out of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FuGS6UGz0Q
grime with a anime girl as the image
Kyary
Who /parentsproudofthem/ here?
>>52472073
more cheese gromit
Want to play a game that feels like a big exploratory adventure but I don't think any exist.
Azusa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Gg7gdk5qk
new vlog lads
like, rate and subscribe please
>>52472131
literally nobody on 4chin
>>52471953
Good post. More posts like this please.
>>52472079
hit a little too close there pal
The Witcher 3
>>52472141
its called going outside noob paki
>>52472079
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
UNDERWATER SQUAD
>>52472182
>Exploratory adventure
>In Belfast
Don't think so lad.
gonna get a first lads
>>52472059
mugi
mates saying he is going to come over
don't want him to
going to barricade myself in my house
>>52472181
Was for you >>52472141
>>52472232
Haven't played the first 2 tbqh.
>>52472208
theres a whole planet outside you muppet
get a job and save enough for a backpack, plane ticket to europe and a few visas and do a walk
>>52472228
high quality post
>>52472263
I want to adventure now. Not in a few years, you numpty.
want to go to the chipper (disclaimer: i do not usually refer to the chip shop as such but i do find this name funny) but my phione is out of battery
>>52472175
It hurts so much anon
It's times like these that I remember why I used to self harm
>>52472299
then leave today and entrust you're fate to the kindness of strangers x
>>52472172
Mine are
-Moved out the house
-Have a decent job that pays all my bills
-Not a criminal
-Not a druggie
-Not an alcoholic
-Haven't knocked anyone up
>>52472219
what subject
Bitches think I'm pimpin in linen and salamander sandals
>>52472231
About time you got heemed for all them rude facebook posts
>>52472179
>Not filtering the flag
baka
>>52472322
>kindness of strangers
>in Belfast
You trying to get me kneecapped or something lad?
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
>>52472340
The tuba
2bh
t. Alberto bar
how does she look?
rate /10
>>52472174
>>52472366
theres more to ireland than belfast you plum
>>52472253
Neither did I, you don't really need to play them to get the story desu
It's a fucking great game, when you reach the end you feel like you've been through a proper arduous journey across vast distances, it's pretty great.
Lifting goals for 2016, lads?
http://strawpoll.me/6329384
http://strawpoll.me/6329384
http://strawpoll.me/6329384
http://strawpoll.me/6329384
http://strawpoll.me/6329384
Lads
I'm not going to lie to you
I'm a potatonigger
I have recently seen the amount of qt grills with a Tumblr mindset increase exponentially, nowhere near on the scale as they are in Ireland.
They look at niggers and pakis so sympathetically because of what their ancestors did.
Could I potentially use this to my advantage to make English girls apologise for Cromwell by making them put their mouths on my cock?
>>52472389
what the fuck is that
also,
>t.alberto barbosa
not many chocolates left on my advent calendar lads haha
>>52471720
what a shambles of a lisicki photo
>>52472398
>implying I'm getting out of Belfast tonight even if I were to try to get an adventure going right now
>>52472410
That high est male
>>52472452
do you have trains in ireland
>>52472389
>she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7gYC9XysOI
>>52472389
She looks like Donna, the swedish shemale.
>>52472061
Fuck, £20 would get you a 10/10
my alcoholic next door neighbour gave me an xmas card. nice of him.
>>52472430
No. But if you have the accent, then you're set anyway.
>>52472479
Yeah, but the nearest train station is like a 20 minute dander away and I'd definitely get stabbed before I got there.
>>52472409
>the whole bloody baron side quest line
FUCK
ME
>>52472522
oh you mean like leaving right now
thats a bit daft can you not wait until morning
>>52472061
so sad :c
>>52472514
get him a bottle of whisskhey
>>52472558
I want to adventure right now lad, that's my point.
>>52472595
too bad you selfish git
>>52472340
computer science
>>52472410
Want to bench my Nissan at least once
lads have you ever considered how we are societies rejects
>>52471943
Quality post to be honest lad haha
any decent cosy movies lads?
could do with a willy in my fanny desu
finally back in britain las
>my christmas
>100% comfy northern white town
>your christmas
>getting beheaed in the Islamic Republic of London
kek @ southerners
>>52472621
Bit rude.
>>52472638
i'm not 2bh
i just post here for bants
>>52472410
5 plate dead
>>52472638
every day
>>52472645
liverpool
Had 6 (six) M&S fake lindor chocies lads
absolute heffer over here
>>52472669
you are the biggest reject here
>>52472643
Room
sorta comfy maternal bond
>>52472694
all me
>>52472622
>computer 'science'
>>52472694
literally all me
>>52472638
Other way around for me tbqh
I fully intend to retire to the mountains and live out the rest of my days as a hermit in isolation.
>>52472694
ALL
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52472410
Want to be bigger than anyone else I ever meet. I'd say another 30lbs would do the job.
>>52472694
all me
>>52472694
no u
>have to spend xmas up north
>with subhumans that mix gravy with fish & chips
>>52472643
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
>>52472700
not a virgin 2bhwy
>>52472704
>"""""computer""""" """""science"""""
>>52472595
Knytt Stories is good for adventure feelings, despite it being very simple.
@52472694
>5 (You)s
chrz lad
>>52472704
Heard he is a tranny now wew
>>52472694
"All Me" is a song by Canadian rapper Drake from his third studio album Nothing Was the Same (2013). The song was serviced to urban contemporary radio as the album's third official single on September 24, 2013. "All Me" features fellow rappers 2 Chainz and Big Sean, with production from Finally Famous' Key Wane, and additional production from Noah "40" Shebib. The song has since peaked at number 20 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
>Got 8 (You)s from the chink
Cheers lad.
Very good choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLV0OSGIiqU
>>52472760
>gif
fuck off
>>52472657
good post. also did you ever think how even a pleb living in cookie cutter 1950s council housing on some shit estate has a garden, more space and more privacy than a london flat dweller? keks desu
>>52472410
to get back in the gym
>>52472643
her is a pretty cosy movie 2bh
>>52472731
Do you have to spend Christmas up north because the sharia police down south have banned it?
>tfw three different types of meat and 2 different types of potato
based chrimbo dinner lads
how many likes do you lads have on your profile picture
true normie test
>people other than me posting tunes here
ffs why does fanny hair grow back to fast
need a was desu but don't get laid enough
>that moment just before you come
>>52472767
Never heard of it tbqh. Sell it to me.
>>52472657
>London
>not the north of England
>>52472806
nah senpaitachi from up north la
Recorded in 1969 in Muscle Shoals studios, Jagger wrote the riff to this one while filming Ned Kelly in Australia. The song appeared on Sticky Fingers and is a staple of the Stones' canon.
Keef, in his book Life on Jagger’s lyrics writing process:
They started running down Brown Sugar the first night, but they didn’t get a take. I watched Mick write the lyrics. It took him maybe forty-five minutes; it was disgusting. He wrote it down as fast as he could move his hand. I’d never seen anything like it. He had one of those yellow legal pads, and he’d write a verse a page, just write a verse and then turn the page, and when he had three pages filled, they started to cut it. It was amazing!
>>52472813
>tfw 8 different kids of cheese
ELLE
BEST
GIRL
>>52472833
>le girl gimmick
>>52472674
Nice. I'm aiming for 200kg+ at perhaps 82 bw.
doing an order on amazon and they reckon they can get it here by the 24th
what do you reckon
are they having me on
>>52472769_(You)
>>52472780_(You)
thanks
post yfw you spot a large bunda
need a willy up my arse pronto
>>52472638
I don't think we are. there isn't a specific line you have to cross to go between being a normie and a loser
unless you're one of those sad bastards who surrounds himself in anime dolls and piss bottles and blames everyone else for his failings in life, then you're probably somewhere in the middle
r8 the hands lads
left to right, jamie carragher, terry henry, sky sports host
I made it to Florida
Just letting you guys know
>>52472849
Nah fuck off mate
what did you get your mum for christmas lads?
>>52472918
Apparently she has a nice arse but I can't find any pictures
What's the biggest lie you've ever been told?
>>52472960
>>52472946
They told me the same thing about my boxers.
>>52472867
Ronnie Radke handled that best tbqh
Even if I don't like his music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w0tFh3BrL8
>>52471869
Cold out, Northern Irish (British) weather.
>>52472973
fuck off yank
>>52472918
is that the fat hog from the apprentice?
>>52472973
>>52472985
>>52472973
Why would you go there?
>>52472973
my favorite state desu
>>52473003
God exists
>>52472973
>changing flag
hmmmmm no i do not approve of this
>>52473007
did they arrive yet
>>52473003
santa claus
>>52472985
Thanks lad. Appreciate it.
>>52472946
Possible with a courier. If it's standard post nah.
>>52473003
God exists
>>52473003
Evolution
>>52473034
>>52473059
Only ordered them today lad.
>>52473003
"I'm sure you'll find someone when you're older"
>>52473041
God or the tooth fairy, or possibly santa. They're all equally real in the mind of children and retards so it doesn't make any difference
>>52473003
You can do anything you put your mind to
>>52473089
lads dont u really hate those loose pieces of skin you get near nails and then when you pull them off they bleed like hell? just covered my trousers in blood tbqh
>>52473017
>Northern Irish (British)
Don't like this gimmick.
>>52473030
You shut your dickhole, son
just tore off some skin and got blood on my trousers
>>52473036
To visit family for the Holidays
>>52473047
I don't know whether to use my current location or home
>>52473040
Its my second favorite
>>52473129
Agreed sir
>>52472638
what this guy says
>>52472966
most people here aren't old enough to be rejects yet anyway. I work in a place that deals with homeless addicted people sometimes, they have it bad, really bad. Scary fucking people too sometimes, sitting at home in the warm with food and internet is a big step up.
>>52473003
"its going to be ok"
not giving you the satisfaction
>>52473158
CRAWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
>God or the tooth fairy, or possibly santa. They're all equally real in the mind of children and retards so it doesn't make any difference
>They're all equally real in the mind of children and retards so it doesn't make any difference
>the year 2043
>jamaal goes to his job as a drone delivery driver for greggs
>piping hot pastries delivered to your front door any time of day
the future is amazing lads
>>52473186
reminder i literally paved way for this meme lad haha
>>52472946
is it with prime?
if so yeah i reckon they can
>>52473003
things will get better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J_CvRzzCuI
I would quite literally do anything to have makayla maroney as my gf
>God or the tooth fairy, or possibly santa. They're all equally real in the mind of children and retards so it doesn't make any difference
>>52473227
>jamaal goes to his job
Thats what made your post ridiculous
>>52473248
alright mate with no penis
>>52473281
fuck off my willy is bigger than yours
>God or the tooth fairy, or possibly santa. They're all equally real in the mind of children and retards so it doesn't make any difference
maserati got 250 on the fuckin dash
>>52473362
Queer!
what is the difference between God and the tooth fairy?
>the year 2032
>watching interracial cuuckold porn on the hover bus using my iglasses
the future is amazing
>>52473369
rip
what's your favourite type of cheese /brit/?
>what is the difference between God and the tooth fairy?
good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRgLhEGEetc
>>52473386
The tooth fairy is God's niece
>>52473386
god takes money from you
>>52473386
nothing, haha
>>52473386
God is real, the tooth fairy isn't
>>52473394
want old /int/ back desu
Hope Kurt Cobaine dies tbqh
>>52473386
The tooth fairy allows me to keep my money?
>>52473429
dick cheese
>>52473429
Camembert
>>52473429
pepper jack
>>52473429
a nice mature cheddar or proper job mozzarella
>>52473453
what a load of shite cringe tier banter
>>52473453
reddit tier image
>>52473549
would
>>52473498
Hnng
>>52473587
good lad
>The so-called "Islamic state" - or Daesh if you will
>>52473386
>the year is 2015
>people have access to amazing technology
>science is advancing rapidly
>people somehow still believe in God
How is this even possible? I know you're going to fedora post me, but if you were born after 1970 and you unironically believe in God, you must be clinically retarded
lads do you have plans in your mind for when your parents die and you get their money?
>>52473597
>>52473628
nah
that's quite a few years off anyway desu
>>52473117
cool
I ordered it anyway hopefully it arrives soon x
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35153795
we're all doomed
on my sixteenth bag of m&ms today lads
>>52473386
God is Absolute and unbound by any limits of his own creation
the tooth fairy is a 20th century version of an older folk tale that didn't involve faeries at all
>>52473623
>if you were born after 1970 and you unironically believe in God, you must be clinically retarded
what did he mean by this?
>>52473628
Keeping the motorcycles, liquidating the rest of the assets and initiating operation hermit life in the mountains
Is it gay to fuck a nice boipussy lads
>>52473628
The way things are going medically you are probably going to be in your 60s-70s when that happens.
>>52473628
I have 4 siblings, don't think I'll get much
>>52473690
bizzaro fedora
wearing a skirt lads
>>52473623
few ways i suppose.
conditioning from parents who are religious, being a bit weak mentally so look for some bullshit meaning instead of creating your own meaning in life, being scared of death so latch on to something which promises eternal bliss when it happens, people who lack moral fibre and are too stupid to figure that out themselves so rely on a dusty old tome to tell them instead.
>>52473739
post bp and legs
>>52473739
nice
get a collar dress
>>52473678
all this because of the insane amount of antibiotics we pump into livestock to make their meat edible
animal agriculture is killing us and the environment, wonder which one will buckle first
