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oliebollen edition
cara
>>52465562
>>52465572
good
janny is absolutely going to lose his mind
emily
>>52465609
>Aurora !aCUTEm7Fkg
why is this?
What are those tasty looking contraptions?
>>52465581
>It got hard
>not, "I got hard"
hmmm
10th for not being a bitter virgin anymore
Anybody like Fidlar here?
Literally druggy-degeneracy: the band
They're still good though
Lads, what's the qtest accent for girls in the British Isles?
What's the best/most intimidating/commanding accent for men in the British Isles?
>>52465643
oliebollen
>>52465641
i'm a better version of lisicko
TRRRRRRRRRRIIIIPPPPPPP
FAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUTTTTTT
how long is that new star wars film lads?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17NUhdnwE3Z
>>52465643
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliebol
oliebollen
typical english snack
>FOR A GOOD 2 HOURS
>>52465660
he was actually talking about the bull, lisicki is a cuckold
>>52465706
a good 2 hours
>>52465706
About a good 2 hours desu
>>52465362
Meet ye in the Wats and we'll sort this out without this vocaroo shite.
>>52465706
2 hours
>shagged her for a good two hours
reminder
How long did it take the Millennium Falcon to make the kessel run?
>>52465694
>Scottish people typing in their accent
CRINGE
>>52465679
>>52465709
>Belgians call them "Lard balls"
Why would one do this?
>>52465684
what is your gmimick? where do i know you from? why shouldn't i filter you right now?
Massive fan of Jun desu lads
>>52465771
>Belgians call oliebollen "Americans"
Can't make this shit up
>>52465767
a good 12 parsecs
Should I quit my part-time job and just get a maintenance loan? I live at home but it seems I would still get a sizable sum of money plus I'm sick of having no free time.
>>52465803
thought you went to japan desu
>>52465772
just filter him
>>52465807
pls no bully bb
pls
DAILY REMINDER
190cm Master Race is on the run from the police for raping his sister and his mum, apparently both rapes lasted a good 2 hours
>>52465829
i probably will but i am giving him a chance to explain himself first
>>52465819
Good lad
>>52465767
>>52465819
PARSECS ARE A UNIT OF DISTANCE REEEEEEEE
Why do people want to go to London? what's good about it?
>>52465897
Nothing
>PARSECS ARE A UNIT OF DISTANCE
When's the next meet up lads?
>>52465879
Excellent post
Just sayin' lads
>>52465897
I can buss gunfingers there
>>52465829
>190cm asking users to filter me
haha wow
>>52465867
i just post aurora pics occasionally, i'm tripping for christmas for fun
filter me if you want, i don't have some retarded gimmick like lisicki
>#Syria 16 meter high Christmas tree in the town of Khabab, #Daraa province.
>"Syrians aren't white"
>>52465923
he blatantly could have left those kids alive. they wouldn't have been able to continue their training so wouldn't be a threat later in life.
>>52465947
>meter
Fuck off yank
Ah yes; very nice
>>52465947
>the town of Khebab
>>52465966
BUT THEY HAD THE MIDICHLORIANS
>>52465933
yeh thiunk ill filter you desu
don't really get why you're triping
youll peobably stop it in a few days at max
newfag
>there are edgelords ITT who don't believe in Santa
>>52465997
>Santa
fuck off yank
>>52465992
good post
>fat "people" who are into "fashion"
Really need to evaluate desu
>>52465992
>newfag
aha, ok
lisicki is an interesting poster hence why he isn't filtered
>>52465997
Used to think every Santa at a mall or park worked directly under the real one as a sort of wish list task force tbqh
>>52465947
We should accept all Christian Syrian refugees and leave the muslim ones to Saudi Arabia and other countries in the region
>>52466047
I used to think he was some magical angel thing.
Actually believed in Father Christmas for quite a while desu, bit sad.
>kids who still believe in Father Christmas when they're 11+
Pathetic desu
Know a lad in work whose got a kid whose 11 and he doesn't know Father Christmas isn't real yet, had to resist telling him his sons a retarded fag
>>52466042
hi lisicki
why are you filtering trips? do you feel threatened?
to those two lads who were chatting shit about my house's sofa placement last thread:
fuck off
>>52466093
>Calling others retards
>Can't tell the difference between whose and who's
>>52466093
when i was this age i used to pretend to believe in sant because i thought my mummy wouldn't buy me presents if she knew i didn't believe in santa anymore
>>52466093
he probably does he just likes the story and magic of christmas
>>52466093
>retarded
>fag
You sound like an underage yank m8
>>52466085
In hindsight, Christmas was way better when I was excited about some bearded fat man breaking into my house to leave everybody free shit.
Kind of miss that
did 3 cums before
Some edgelord razzing is round in an ancient 206
What a fucking nonce
>>52466188
I get less excited each year for Christmas to the point where now I don't really care.
Sad really, used to get so excited.
Can anyone rate the quality of the Revenant DVDSCR?
>>52466142
I'm on my phone and my autocorrect is fucked
"Because" autocorrects to bexause" and it doesn't seem to know that "ironic" and "definitely" are real words, it autocorrects them to vaguely similar words
>santa is real
>presents quite clearly say from Mum and Dad
how did anyone believe this shit
>tfw rutracker is down
>>52466227
Revenants can fuck off desu
>>52466248
... mine usually said "From Santa".
>>52466233
>I-it was my phone's fault!
>I s-swear!
Fuck off retard.
https://www.police.uk/
Check your area lads.
>>52466248
my parents used to write "from santa" on all presents except for one which they said "from mum and dad"
same handwriting though lol
>I'm a grown man and as such don't believe in fictional beings such as Santa Claus
What shit film can you not resist watching over and over? I've watched Speed like 9 times
>>52466289
>linking a virus
fuck off
Let's post glaciers in our countries.
I'll start.
listening to king krule lads
>>52466309
star wars prequel trilogy
Watching Very British Problems haha
>>52466289
>635
>sister is home from studying in china for christmas
>we have to eat what she wants because she's been away
>she has literally the worst taste in food that exists
kill me lads
got cobbler for tea. fucking cobbler.
>>52465997
>Santa
Fuck off
>>52466377
shinra
shinra
IKA MUSUME!
>>52466367
Fucking lel where do you live?
>>52466362
Right after your dr who marathon eh lad
>>52466289
Hmm, 7 on my street
and I know 2 of them were me (reporting, not committing)
>>52466378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgP0aUKlmNw
>>52466377
>eating a shoe maker for tea
bit odd
>>52466405
What did you report?
>I speak Gaelic, the language of my ancestors
>>52466405
>(reporting, not committing)
>>52466397
St. Helens senpai
Apparently that was only the northern part of the town, I'm too lazy to check the other parts
>>52466394
*shinryaku
Fucking twat
>>52466377
What the fuck is cobbler?
>tfw young
>tfw good looking
>tfw very wealthy family
>tfw fucked up mentally and really anxious
If I wasn't a full time autist I think I could have a 9/10 gf desu
I'd say I've properly left the house only like 20 times this year
>>52466452
you're lucky that there was no posts else i wouldn't have even expanded this filtered post
>>52466309
Idk if it's a "shit film" but I've watched Limitless like four times, and I usually only watch a film once then forget about it unless I don't find anything else to watch and remember how much I enjoyed it
You lads finished your Christmas shopping yet?
Bought my last gift yesterday, feels good to be done with it.
>>52466468
faggot
wow xmas is expensive. glad its only once a year.
>>52466480
>filtering all leaves
Bit racist
You know, reddit's not that bad
http://www gfycat com/ihavepourgrammer/posted
>>52466377
Had to google what even cobbler was lmao
Just order food yourself then you nonce
>>52466524
Expecting the last delivery today desu
>>52466524
I start tomorrow
hotpockets
How long is this film lads?
>>52466289
>658
Surprisingly high. People don't do much "reporting" around here.
anyone know if Bad Company 2 is dead on PC?
BF4 is garbage
Hang on, why the fuck do I have a Dutch flag
Fuck sake, need to clear my cache
>>52466540
desu i think you would do the same were in you in my position
>>52466468
Make an effort to go out otherwise you'll become agoraphobic m8
>>52466587
10 minutes haha
>>52466567
>delivery this close to Christmas
>>52466576
>this tactic in general
>>52466577
Uh, you don't get to be compensated.
They work for the janitor. The hotpocketta man.
Jan?
>>52466592
>garbage
fuck off yank
Union jack check
>>52466589
59 for me and nearly all are in the small town nearby.
>>52466422
Some cunts nicked my bike
I got it back, but the police didn't do shit.
They broke the steering lock and ripped off a few fairings to get to the ignition barrel, leaving their prints on them.
Called the police, gave them all the details and said I have some evidence to help them and they wouldn't even come out to take a look. Refused to do anything at all.
So I played detective. Checked in at the pub across the road and asked to see their CCTV. Showed 2 hoodies kicking my bike and wheeling it away towards a corner shop, so I asked to see their CCTV too. Showed their faces clear as day.
My sister's boyfriend said he knew where they lived so I waited until it was dark and went to their back yard. There it was.
>I'm ready for our date, anon
>>52466587
About 10 minutes
>>52466602
I don't like most of my countrymen on here either tbf but filtering them all indiscriminately is too far.
>>52466647
she's dead to me after i saw that foot tattoo
>>52465827
from 29th-14th, just very busy over xmas right now cant shitpost.
>>52466649
very good
I wish christmas crackers were popular in the US
>>52466640
>Not living in a shithole
Life must be so boring.
>>52466645
faggot
GET HARD
Starring: 190cm as himself and Lisicki as the unfortunate bird who fucked 190cm
>>52466645
>back yard
Fuck off yank
>>52466645
Good fucking lad!
Just got unbanned lads Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*
>>52466433
I speak Gaeilge, cos I was forced to go to the Gaeltacht for two months when I was 12 :)
Still didn't manage an A1 in higher Irish in the leaving haha
>>52466647
if you give me a feel of your perfect little titties now I'll let you run off with Boyega
>>52466705
very very good lad, welcome back. amazing post.
actually ejaculating in a vagina is so far beyond my comprehension
>>52466692
>bird
Don't think so la
>>52466645
>Refused to do anything at all.
Fucking pathetic desu
Why do people hate Corbyn again?
>>52466524
Who have you bought stuff for for Christmas?
>>52466691
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS ISN’T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /BRIT/. NEWSFLASH: NOT EVERYONE IS GAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL
>>52466645
>motorcycle gets stolen
>cops won't even come out
Wouldn't fly over here desu. Any kind of vehicle theft they take pretty seriously. Glad you got your bike back though
>>52466647
BIG
TEETH
>>52466676
where exactly in japan are you going
think you mentioned it a few days ago but i forget
>>52466680
>walmart doesn't sell something that's cheap and wasteful
wait what
fucking normies and their "christmas shopping" ha ha ha
>>52466742
Had sex probably 50+ times, still only done it bareback like 5 times out of that
why isn't there a fucking 4chan app for iOS
Clover is so good and posting from >Safari is doing my nut in
>>52466683
Comfy m8
There are pleb areas like down the road that have a load of anti social behaviour things on that map though.
>>52466587
Don't watch it it's shit. There's one really funny bit and the rest a dull as fuck if you're not wanking over Alison Brie
>>52466750
kowai
>>52466760
But they'll still arrest you and chuck you in a cell for calling someone names on the internet.
the justice system in this country is fucked.
I give the following posters permission to reply to my post
>>52466692
>>52466693
>>52466705
>>52466744
If you have not been listed please do not bother me with your inane replies
>>52466807
is it better than wanking?
>>52466744
>>52466760
Yeah, I had a long chat with them about that. I said that since I know they don't act on vehicle crimes, I could go around smashing windscreens and keying cars and they wouldn't do anything about it.
They weren't phased at all. Just kept repeating 'it's not in the budget'.
>>52466827
>all me
feel honoured x
>>52466827
all me
Why do British girls wear fake tan? It looks so shit, I wish pale skin was the beauty standard again, it looks so much better than orange/brown skin
who /immediately filters any tripfag they see/ here
>>52466827
But lad all those posts were me bet you feel silly now haha
>>52465914
>retconned so that the kessel run is around a black hole and Han is bragging about how close he went to it
>Why do British girls wear fake tan? It looks so shit, I wish pale skin was the beauty standard again, it looks so much better than orange/brown skin
>>52466809
I'm using one call chan for 4chan
It's good except you can't post images, I have to do that through safari
>>52466748
Something for each of my parents, both my stepmother and stepfather, my little brother and sister, my grandparents, one friend's family that I've been close with forever, and I may get a big bone for each of my dogs today.
>>52466807
>tfw gf is on the pill
:)
>>52466908
Clever girl...
>>52466851
more budget cuts to come too. my city has just been told to slash £1million out of the police budget.
if criminals actually knew the extent of this we'd probably have a massive nationwide crime-spree
>>52466876
Have to keep trying to tell my sister that fake tan in winter looks weird but she's having none of it.
>>52466834
Good question actually
Cumming in a girls vagina? You get the same feeling of pleasure, but it's different
Idk if better or worse, cos when you're wanking you really get to enjoy it more or something
spastic guy from my primary school has a kid ffs
>>52466876
you need unblemished skin to pull off the pale look
>>52466898
same except for lisicki
>that special needs female comedian
Pls no
>>52466946
The paki invasion is coming, the gates are being unlocked from the inside.
Enjoy the piss after a wank more than the wank itself tbqh lads.
>>52466876
stop living around chavs m8
>>52466876
They're idiot.
They also think being anorexic looks good.
>>52466777
tokyo kyoto and osaka, yokohama areas for days.
>Don't let fraudsters ruin your pilgrimage. Find out how to protect yourself this Hajj.
What the fuck is haji?
Things every man should do at least once:
Rape a woman
Take a fuckton of acid
Get the shit kicked out of him
Get arrested
heehee
West Country independence when? I don't want to live in a country as Londonistan and Birmingabad
>>52466994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buRLc2eWGPQ
>>52467001
How?
When I piss after having a wank it's like putting a spoon under a tap that's on full blast. Piss sprays EVERYWHERE, I have to sit down.
>>52467051
who are you quoting
>>52467045
nice, practically the same as when i went
in tokyo they stand on the left on escalators, in osaka they stand on the right. shits weird
>>52467051
Fuck off kuffar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllLgWfNlX0
>>52467054
Also do over 100 on the motorway
>>52467054
Done all of those apart from the top because I may be degenerate but Im not scum
>>52467051
Dedicated time of year where muzzies get to trample other muzzies in the name of peace.
>>52467054
I'm staying out of the rape bit but I've done the rest (on separate occasions)
You should add "kick the shit out of the other guy" as well
>>52467078
watching it in .5x speed waheyy
>>52467084
Same, but it doesn't stop it from feeling great. Nob's still sensitive, so it's like cumming again but for longer.
unironically enjoy being white, desu lads
>>52467077
Grandad please go
best track on the skyfall soundtrack, spectre was awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkTDcEMBMYo
>>52467077
Nuke Devonshire first and its a plan
>>52467051
the trek to mecca
>>52467150
fuck kernow cunt
>>52467146
Skyfall was shit as well
all the Craig films were
I'm gonna have a little party when TotalBiscuit dies
>>52467092
yeh for my first time going i'm happy dong the basics, going to be pretty busy desu. going to but lots of anime shit as well :^)
>>52467155
can't they just take the bus
The united kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, Norniron and Cornwall
>>52467054
>Rape a woman
unironically would never do that
>Take a fuckton of acid
done
>Get the shit kicked out of him
I've avoided that so far, been in a few fights though
>Get arrested
not yet
She can't have a bath, so she smells
>>52467141
every shitskin on earth would instantly trade places with a random white tramp
>>52467176
he's a fucking twat
>>52467194
that would be cheating
>>52467202
is ih smells like teen spirih?
Is it possible to adopt a Finn as a pet?
>tfw RNG is on your side
Insane run lads
>>52467210
>shitskin
unnecessary
>>52467141
Same lad
It's just an objective truth that white people have the best features, coloured hair, eyes, nicest skin colour and facial features. We also have the best history and the most powerful empires, even to this day the white majority countries are the most powerful countries. Like how can you be proud of being black? They accomplished nothing, slavery was probably the best thing that happened to them, if they weren't enslaved they'd still be in the jungle praying to the cloud gods for more rain.
>>52467232
Yeah but Corbyn is worse
>>52467176
He is quite literally cancerous
Also Jim Sterling is going to die of a heart attack
>>52467210
doubt a saudi prince would trade with a homeless person
>>52467258
wew
>>52467174
i was referring to the soundtracks specifically
skyfall was great if you left your brain outside, spectre was just action sequence after action sequence
>>52467181
try to eat at a lot of difference places, everything i ate was top notch
especially fox udon, that was great
>>52467150
I will fuckin rek you m8
how come there are so many pakis in england lads?
>/brit/
more like /shit/ desu
>>52467176
Why? Are you 14?
Why do people hate totalbiscuit so much they make it seem like they want him to die?
>>52467281
erm, black people designed and built the pyramids while white people were still shitting their animal skins in caves.
>>52467302
Because Cameroon let them in
Only losers go to school
>>52467281
>if they weren't enslaved they'd still be in the jungle praying to the cloud gods for more rain.
>implying
Would you fuck Yohio's boipussi if no one would ever find out about it?
>>52467263
Nah I'll tell you after the record
>>52467302
because of jewish leftists
>>52467384
Karl.. KARL oh just play a record I'm done [Steve laughs]
Why should I care about this kid? Isn't even a day old
https://desustorage.org/int/search/username/Aurora/
>>52467329
Ohh wow the fucking pyramids, using slave labour to make huge pointless tombs, how spectacular.
And what did they do after that? Apart from dance around the fire so the great joo joo in the volcano gives them a good harvest
>>52467302
they arrived in the 60s to work the factories but then our industry completely collapsed so they've since been living in their ghettos on benefits
>>52467273
Been waiting for afterbirth on the Vita since it came out
now it's looking like it'll never happen
Fuck McMillen
>>52467433
>not filtering all tripnonces on sight
>>52467433
why are you so mad at me
>>52467464
reckon he kissed her for a good 2 hours
>>52467287
I didn't realise how much of a massive wanker Jim Sterling is until I saw has fucking tranny gladiator video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpJxGVOF9rQ
>>52467453
Afterbirth is great. The only problem I had is that I lost a shit ton of unlocks when I imported my save for some reason. Just started from scratch instead
WEEWOOO WEEWOOO WEEEWOOO. WHICH ONE OF YOU SHITLORDS SAID WHITES WERE OBJECTIVELY BETTER? YOU'RE GOING DOWN TOWN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi4QJReVWhE
>not even a secure trip
gonna crack it with my supercomputer lads
>tfw
>>52467498
took him 10 minutes to work up the courage
african americans unironically believe they were all kings and queens in the old world
>>52467522
>Ontaricucks
>>52467392
>>52467412
get shitfaced and answer the question again
>>52467376
Would literally cut off my arm for that ass.
Well, not my arm
Maybe a finger.
A toe, for sure
THESE SHOES WERE MADE FOR WALKING
AND THATS JUST WHAT THEYLL DO
AND SOME DAY LISICKIS SHOES ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU
>>52467511
I should put up a patreon to shout at a mic
>>52467581
the eyes, hair and overall makeup is atrocious
plenty of more attractive women to fuck
>>52467453
>someone else on /brit/ has a Vita
Fucking top lad.
Fucking shit if Afterbirth isn't coming to Vita though.
reminder that tutankhamun was black
>"no"va scotia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3w-cY32txU
>>52467329
>people actually believe the ancient Egyptians were like sub Saharan level black
'no'
Hi lads how are we
Sat next to a mouthbreather in work today all I could hear was him breathing, could have killed the cunt.
Cecil Rhodes was one of the greatest brits ever tbqh lads
wish I had a Jewish gf, tbqh lads
Just watched Sicario
Not sure if I'm satisfied with the ending
i think i've just agreed to go on a date
>>52467713
I' m good 2bh my brother came home yesterday
how are you doing
reminder that Egyptians were black and enslaved the Jews
>>52467713
Should have, then we wouldn't have to read your fucking god awful blog posts.
>>52467713
>could have killed the cunt
Would have solved the breathing problem at least
Daisy > Maisie
Did coca-cola make St Nick's clothes red?
>>52467645
checks out
thanks to the internet i have probably seen more naked ladies than all my ancestors put together.
>>52467779
posh cunt
>>52467757
thought the ending was sick Tbh
knew that fella was dodgy but wasn't expecting that
operating was sick as well
>>52467762
you think?
>>52467779
>stripper tattoo
>>52467779
who?
>>52467763
Came home from what?
>>52467779
This is wrong
>>52467763
Very good, say hi to him from me ;^) I'm good too, started new training in work today and I'm only in till Wednesday so I get a nice Christmas break and then I'm only in for 3 days again next week. Sadly I didn't see work girl today but there's still time to make it work haha
>>52467809
your ancestors didn't do any raping and pillaging?
>>52467842
not him but I'm guessing he means uni
>>52467842
university
>>52467779
>fotm waifu
ffs
cant find a pirate bay proxy
WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE: DOOT DOOT DOO DO. BLACK PEOPLE BE LIKE BWAP BWAWP BAAA
>>52467812
It was a bit abrupt
Emily Blunt looking scared is my new fetish though
>>52467809
>simulacra
lol
>>52467862
>gif
fuck off
>>52467814
yeah, i said to the guy that "coffee sounds good" and he immediately jumped to "awesome, 3pm at starbucks tomorrow sounds good to me"
i've not said i agree to it, but i think he's just assuming that i'm happy.
>>52467872
https://dostorrents.com/
TPB is shit m8
Also use rutracker for music
>>52467248
where are these photos from aha? Knew she has a chunky arse under that dress aha
>>52467872
https://proxybay.la/
When you're older you're supposed to stop wanting to fuck everything all the time, right?
I'm 20 and I've still got the set drive of a 14 year old
>>52467834
watch star wars la
>>52467872
realy?
https://proxybay.la/
>>52467686
Like the opposite of "Ontario, Yes"? Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>52467906
>la
>>52467911
I'm 29 and still kinda feel it...
having a look
>>52467911
20 is still basically puberty
it doesn't end until 25
>>52467878
It's true, it's true! We're so lame!
>>52467911
I'm 24 and I still wank about 3-5 times a day and get random hard ons
think I might have a problem though
>walk into hairdressers for first time in a few months because been at uni
>no one in there, about to sit down on the man's chair
>qt blonde comes rushing out the back and says "no don't worry i'll do this one"
>asks me if i want the usual
>she's very flirty all throughout
>keeps brushing her tits against me
w e w l a d s
>>52467896
ah I see, well you're not obliged to go, only if you want to ;)
got in trouble for telling my black friend to "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!". We literally just watched planet of the apes last night, desu. Teacher didn't care though
>>52468007
and I bet you didn't do anything about it
lads i think this girl wants to have sex with me so i've recommended she see a psychiatrist
righty tightly
lefty loosy
>>52468007
good lad
I still have never been to a barbers don't know what to do it's too nerve wrecking now aroooo
>>52468007
>>52468068
My barber is an old Vietnamese man with great banter, if only it was easier to understand through his accent
Copenhagen or Northern Spain?
>>52468047
good lad
Nippin to asda
who wants owt?
>>52468068
do you cut your own hair then or whah?
>>52468046
;_;
>>52468068
you just walk in there, if there's a queue then sit down and wait your turn, then when it's your turn you say you want a 3 round the sides and cut on top or something like that and then sit there and wait for them to finish
quite simple desu
>>52468007
>>she's very flirty all throughout
>>keeps brushing her tits against me
it's called being friendly
and every hairdresser brushes their tits on you
>Black actress cast as Hermione; J.K. Rowling enthusiastically approves
>>52468133
Mummy does it x
>>52468138
What if they try to talk to me ffs
>STRIPPER TATTOO
D R O P P E D
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>>52468068
how do you get your haircut then
>>52468132
pizza please lad
TAIGS OUT
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>>52468160
then you respond silly
alri lads
>>52468194
Didn't come out quite right then did it la
>tfw my Discover weekly is all generic jazz rap and soundcloud trap
I don't even listen to that much hiphop, pretty much just four artists
>>52467911
21 and I just want a cuddle.
>>52468013
I just told him I wasn't interested. He's.. not happy.
THIS FUCKING SHIT PISSES ME OFF
ALSO WHAT IS IT WITH FUCKING NORMIES UNIRONICALLY USING DAFT NAMES ON FACEBOOK
GOD
>>52468201
this all sounds very serious
how was your day x
I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>>52468194
>Unionists
You're doing nothing to sort that stereotype of huns being the daftest cunts on the isles, lad.
>>52468249
>iktf
I'd rather cuddle a qt than fuck, but I'm dtf literally every minute of every day
@52468293
le fedora man
>>52468283
woke up at about 4pm, showered, ate lunch, went to barbers, came back here to post about my story
very interesting day so far haha
how about yours? xo
the muslim kenya bus story is frontpage on the BBC. just a few days after the guantanamo guy was frontpage
fucking paki lovers
>>52468274
>modern welfare
i am howling
new star wars is pretty good
my mate thought imax 3d ruined the film lol pleb
>>52468274
Stacey YummyMummy Jones likes this
>>52468351
all me
>>52468351
all me
Good gimmick desu
>tfw u aint no muslim bruv
>>52468351
good job lad
>>52468162
good, more Daisy for me
>>52468274
Harriet PROUDMUMMY Smithwaswilliams
for most women having a child is their biggest achievement and dream
letting a guy cum inside them and then squeezing it out (equivalent of having a shit). wow, well done.
>>52468351
ah, impressive
>>52468261
oh well...perhaps he won't be so presumptive in future
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