tulips from amsterdam edition
>de gay
>>52462627
About time we got a new thread you lazy cunt
WebM of girl peein her jeans? thx
mugi
emily
When I see cute girls, I wish they'd die
*retcons all of /brit/ to be black*
signed up for tinder today lads
what the fuck's a super like? i got one within fucking 10 minutes of signing up.
reminder
>>52462684
Went to school with a girl that looked like her
She was really mean to me but nice to everybody else ;_;
when is louis theroux's scientology documentary out??
never watched peep show, can someone give me a good highlight clip to watch that'll show me what it's like?
daisy
>>52462728
watched him in south africa with hunters was p fucking funny 2bh
>>52462627
Imagine if Farage, Trump and Putin were all leaders together, would be amazing
>>52462728
Hello, I'm Louis Theroux from the Big black cock, How do you do?
Why do posh twats who have never had to work in your lives and live cosy down in London and the home counties get butthurt when we remind you how london centric the smug posh cunts in government (be it tory or labour) are??
Literally when you go down to London it's like a foreign country. Everythings so fancy and high tech, everything is available everywhere, transport is a fucking piss its that easy and everyone is either a businessman or a bit brown or chinky. It ain't like real life down in that city, it's a bubble.
>>52462723
that means she like you
>>52462772
nice arse 2bh
>>52462723
She was just teasing you, idiot
>>52462772
would eat her arse haha
stefanie desu
>>52462755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfhXfawkeOc
obligatory sheev post
>>52462814
Haha I wish senpai, except she treated me that way for 5 years
The teacher made her sit next to me once and she made a big deal out of it, said she'd rather be sent out of the class
>>52462796
not shooting the animal was a total cop out imo
>>52462813
>You're not living in the real world if your life isn't as shit at mine
Fuck off jealous poortherner. If you're feeling self-righteous go and live somewhere in the third world. It's nice in London because we work hard and don't sit on our arses claiming bennies and moaning about Thatcher
>be me
>be anywhere
>look at a girl
>she'll adjust her hair
why do they all do this around me?
>>52462755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxO_wp0AQqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFaa43yXCJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jihNDjeQGSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D1gJ_GygAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkO7GgJrVxs
need a qt gf
Regan
>>52462755
han solo dies
>>52462813
shut up
no one fucking cares how shit your life is
@52462942
It's an excuse to look away
>>52462920
How is it nice in London it's cramped as fuck and packed with darkies
>>52462942
reply to this with a gyazo showing no (You)s in the next minute
hungry desu
first we gonna ROCK
then we gonna ROLL
then we let it POP
GO LET IT GO
/brit/ gonna give it to ya, we gonna give it to ya
/brit/ gonna give it to ya, we gonna give it to ya
Just got to the part on the wire when
*spoiler* omar dies [/spoiler]
why did they have some lil nigger kill him baka
Went berserk and cut my wrist a few months ago now it's scarred, Christmas Day is just going to be 12 hours of me guarding my wrist so nobody in my family sees it. God help me if they do, I'll probably have to just run away
Bloody hell I don't do myself any favours do I?
Today's gone well quick
>no money until Wednesday
>still have half of my xmas shopping to do
>>52462913
wouldn't have shot it either 2bh, only in life threatening situations i think
>>52462942
because they feel uncomfortable you're staring at them so they take a minute subconscious action to alleviate the stress
>>52463016
just say you cut it on a glass or something mate
>>52463016
just wear a long-sleeved shirt lad, maybe with a cheeky sweater on top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpjgZyWI98
watching some old sam stuff
>>52462920
>Cramped as fuck
Don't really get this meme, no there aren't open fields and mansions but my flat is more than big enough for me and all my things.
>Full of darkies
That's true but I don't really care, it's not like I have to hang out with them or be mates with them and I'm more than willing to put up with them to get the many benefits of living here.
>>52463016
Fuck off faggot you'd prolly be the type I'd laugh at irl behind your back with my lad friends
>>52463029
if that was the case he shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place, whole scene was massively contrived imo
>>52463061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1jisgkRXWE
>>52463061
reddit.
>yanks saying "cheeky"
nah, not a fan
I worked down the mines for 5 years and now the Tory cunts have taken my job. I'm fucking furious. Fucking GIDEON OLIVER OSBORNE YOU'RE A CUNT FUCKING THANKS FOR PUTTING ME ON THE DOLE FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TORY WANKERS FUCK YOU INBRED UPPER CLASS FUCKING TWATS!!!!!
>>52463016
get a tattoo lad
is it autistic to actually want an actual copy of a book rather than just a digital copy
>>52462966
woo
my mum has her friends over for a christmas get together right now
gonna leave to get some last minute christmas presents, what do I say to them as I leave? always act so awkward in these situations
>>52463077
the same friends you have to quiz on what it's like to have a sex life so you can live vicariously through them?
>even lisicki has had a girl's tongue under his foreskin
>lisicki
>>52462678
Useless cunts tb h
>i'm not religious but i celebrate christmas anyway
>>52463145
For a good two hours, too
>>52463005
Because that's how life be
>>52463061
DUDE
>>52463145
>Yank
>Foreskin
???
http://voxpoliticalonline.com/2015/12/20/jeremy-corbyn-is-hugely-popular-why-are-people-even-trying-to-deny-it-any-more/
>>52463124
>woo
hoo
>>52463150
Who honestly celebrates the religious aspect of Christmas day?
It's gift giving and eating.
>>52463143
quiz?
lols ok. go cut your wrists again faggot
>>52463131
Catch you on the flip-side, home doggies, gonna go get my crimbo on
>>52463145
TWO
the toris..
are ruining my live...
lads, you reckon this bird literally rented out a cafe to do some autistic ASMR shit?
some lad linked it in previous thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wRHo2sM05I
>>52463164
I KEEP SAYING CORBYN IS POPULAR BUT LOADS OF PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME HE ISN'T
WHY WON'T ALL THESE PEOPLE JUST ACCEPT THAT THEY LIKE HIM
>>52463164
>some people will never accept the evidence before their eyes
like the author of that for example
>>52463164
how is this fucking news
someone got paid to write this drivel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U73FbsTglcI
>>52463233
>posting my ASMRfu
nice
*shags your ma*
oi blud, give me your fucking phone now or my mate will do you
I first tipped my fedora when I was 9
I never believed in God, but all my m8s did and I tried to explain to them that God wasn't real but they didn't believe me. One of my 9 year old m8s was literally on the edge of tears and told me that God was going to strike me with lightning if I keep saying that stuff, so I shouted at the sky "if you're real, strike me with lightning" and of course, I didn't get struck with lightening. Pretty funny memory desu.
anyone else have a folder that they just save pictures of cute girls??
>>52463273
speak up luv
>>52463324
kek
>>52463187
I'm not the guy who cut, just somebody who recognises how truly insufferable you are. Do you really get a kick out of shit talking people who self harm? absolutely pathetic waste of life you are mate. It's nearly christmas and you're being a right cock to sad people on 4chan. Does that make you feel good about yourself? It shouldn't. No wonder you're a virgin by """""choice""""", women must be able to sense what a horrid human being you are just from standing near you.
>>52463285
...for two hours
>>52463164
>Jeremy Corbyn is very popular with the small number of snobby leftie people I deal with on a regular basis so he must be popular with everyone.
>>52463310
yep
>tfw no cosy crimbo gf
>>52463121
>the books he's interested in have digital versions available
holy pleb
>>52463361
yeah m8.. you've got 10 minutes before he gets hard so you'd better start running
>>52463164
what is it with leftists thinking their fucking online echo chambers represent the country.
>tories won????
>but huurrrrr #cameronmustgo was trending!!!
One Punch Man is single handedly saving anime tbph
somebody once told me
>>52462772
>mfw she has a tattoo
>>52463396
dump them
>>52463433
haha
>>52463450
and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
>>52463310
I do
I only have girls who I instantly fell in """love""" with when I saw them, not bust every slag
Pic related is my favourite one desu
>>52463474
MOOOOOOOK
https://twitter.com/arjan____/status/678281371345887232
I've had 2 packets of rum truffles and I ain't even buzzed
>>52463461
can't really be arsed mate, got an essay to do Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2YEhudaySc
>>52463541
michael moore is a cock t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
Slut
https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/media
My m8s been able to grow a full beard since he was 15, I'm 19 now and I can only grow sidies and a neck beard
>>52463541
when sharia law is implemented i hope he is first to go
>>52463602
Face ruins it tbf
>>52463627
same pal except i'm 20
>tfw you hit puberty in year 10
what a horrible time, was literally desperate for pubes
slag + slut = slug
Interesting
LSD hints to us that there is a... an area of the mind which could be called “unsane” – beyond sanity, and yet not insane. Think of a circle with a fine split in it at one end is insanity, you go around the circle to sanity, and on the other end of the circle close to insanity but not insanity is “unsanity”.
ai rudeboy shut up
>talking to my dog earlier (pic related)
>telling her about how they cast literally the MOST niggery looking nigger possible for one of the new star wars characters
>my sister heard me
fuck lads
fuck
i asked her to vote ukip before this as well for fuck's sake
>>52463602
>those ear rings
is she meant to be a christmas tree?
>>52463665
He fucking loves pubes, this one
>Stripper tattoos
dropped lads ffs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-35151967
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-35151967
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-35151967
RORKE BTFO XD
>>52463672
hmm... yes... very... intriguing...hmmm
>>52463689
what were your dogs thoughts ?
Is this 2muchass?
>>52463707
THESE KENYAN MUSLIMS ARE GOOD BLOKES SO WE SHOULD LET IN 50 MILLION SYRIAN IMMIGRANTS
Don't forget to smash that like button, it really helps me out
>>52463702
>them perfect tits
doing a heart attack
>>52463602
I find the vapid ramblings of women to be interesting in a psychological capacity
>>52463672
surely it's just sl(ag + ug)
learn to maths
>>52463752
>ass
fuck off yank
>>52463699
you got me
top gimmick Tbh
Imagine how lonely you're going to be in 40 Christmases or so? Your family will be dead or married with their own family and you'll settle down for a another meal for one as per usual.
>>52463689
but what was the dogs response
>>52463689
nice dog
>>52463689
That dogs cute as fuck anon ngl
>>52463755
didn't know it was real nigga hours already
>>52463602
what a cum drum
>>52463752
fuck off yank
>>52463707
>ambushed by Islamist gunmen protected Christian passengers by refusing to be split into groups, according to eyewitnesses.
attack by muslims on christians spun into making muslims out as good people
hilarious
>>52463774
Not much different to now tbph
>>52463762
>>52463774
Pretty sure I'll be dead within 3 years
>>52463735
>>52463776
she's a dog
>>52463785
>>52463787
cheers lads
>>52463847
Why 3?
can we stop with the whole american capitalism is evul but yuropoor capitalism is humane now that we know platini is as corrupt as volkswagon?
>>52462647
Fucking hate that cunt.
He's reddit incarnate. He's also really fucking americanisaed to point where he pronounces his t's as d's and says things like 'windshield'.
>>52463752
she's pretty fat desu, if she leaned out a bit it'd be fine
>>52463869
weird place for a sofa Tbh
>>52463830
>christians literally saved by muslims
ftfy
Currently eating: smoked sausage supper with a pickled onion and a slice of toasted cheese.
You'll never guess where I'm from.
>>52463869
she might not identify as a dog
have you asked ?
>>52463881
>replying to a 35 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52463528
shes dutch isnt she
alri
Might get a Nvidia 980 ti, but not sure yet.
>>52463923
wales?
>>52463880
did anyone ever think that? is there even such a thing as European capitalism?
>>52463914
it looks like someone gave up moving it and just left it there
>>52463880
all capitalism is evil
>tfw the Mechagamezilla Christmas special is finally here
>>52463923
>supper
>at 16:24
Please tell me where because I don't ever wanna wind up there
>>52463602
>barely 18
wew
>>52463921
two of them died
worthy sacrifice to make out muslims as good people though right
>>52463838
Why don't we send all sixth form communists and ugly dogs seen in >>52463972 to Cuba or North Korea and let them experience their glorious system
>>52463970
No but I can see your logic.
>Might get a Nvidia 980 ti, but not sure yet.
>>52463963
isn't Malia like a lads holiday resort
>>52463921
saved from what
>>52463950
I think so, her name is Nadia Esra I believe
>>52464006
b-but it's not REAL gommunism
When will you guys finally leave the EU?
>tfw cut my wrists just to see what it felt like
>my therapist is gonna see them tonight
what do i do
Maisie
can't make it out
>>52463971
americans feel hard done by when yuropoo comunists criticise their politics and economy bring up points like nordic countries and such.
similarly yuro-aboo americans do the same thing
how new are you
>>52464033
Tuesday week
Can't filter trips on my phone
So long, time to kill myself
>>52464033
May 2016
>>52464051
Can never get these.
>>52464016
>>52463986
#notallmuslims
>>52463983
>barely 18
Oh my god I forgot about this
Any pornstars born in 97 done any videos yet?
Muslims literally cannot do anything wrong.
Shoot up a bus full of Christians and they're still made out as the heroes
>>52464038
Tell them "I cut my wrists just to see what it felt like".
>>52464091
all me
>>52464051
amazing, saved
>the yank who tackled the gunman on the train in france was on dancing with the stars
>>52464091
>girls born in '98 will be doing porn in a month or so
>>52464106
>Muslims shield Christians in Kenya bus attack
Thank you based unbiased BBC
Not all muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are muslims
>>52464016
al shaboob aren't muslims because i said so though
>>52464038
>>>/tumblr/
>>52464125
What's dancing with the stars?
>>52464106
this
>>52464155
>what is the IRA
Got really stoned and watched the whole extended LoTR trilogy in one day. Cried 4 times by the end of it.
>Tfw JF and have a vote in the upcoming EU referendum
>tfw voting to stay in even though I hate the EU
Bad feel
>>52464156
Pretty sure I had a chicken al shaboob the other night
>>52464106
the story is literally true though.
what's more necessary than true stories that run counter to the dominant narrative?
>shaboob
>britpoop
>>52464193
>The Islamic Republican Army
>not Muslim
fucking apologists
>haven't had porridge for ages
>getting back into it
>forgotten how I liked it before so I'm experimenting
Quaker Oats packet recommends 220ml for 40g of oats but that's nowhere near enough. I like my porridhe slightly runny.
>>52464015
yes
>>52464193
practically non-existant
Lads
If you really think about it, snakes are just tails with faces.
>>52464156
but I thought we were all muslims
>>52464193
a freedom fighting organisation
>>52464231
starting posting photos of your porridge again
Feeling a longing for companionship.
forgot to back up my 4chan folder
need more pictures of this lad
why won't the norm ies fuck off
wjat do they want from me
>>52464265
>a freedom fighting organisation
>>52464231
just add bare milk
I recommend frozen blueberries
cinnamon powder and honey is nice too
kurdistan desu
We need to create a Final Solution for tripfags
we are all muslim
except the taliban, ISIS, al qaeda, al shabab, boko haram, al nusra front etc
>>52464193
Freedom fighters.
>>52464238
>practically nonexistent
>almost collapsed the entire Northern Irish government just a few months ago
Who was that lad who was stalking the polish girl and wrote like a manifesto about it? Was it poleboo? Is his manifesto still available?
>>52464297
>>52464155
Even the IRA?
>>52464270
I'm not Porridge m8
>>52464299
Don't want to go through loads of milk though lad. I've been adding sultanas and cinnamon desu.
>>52464231
Those sachets are fucking tiny and a pain in the arse. Easiest way is with a box of oats and just eyeballing it with the milk / water.
GOAT breakfast with a little honey and a coffee on the side. Have it every morning in the winter.
how many christian lives are worth the life of one muslim?
muslims can kill as many christians as they want and still be made out as the victim/hero
>>52464317
and me
Leave me out of that
>>52464229
>nederpoop
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGMXUG9R35
>>52464243
Pretty sure you stole this from that Youtube video where a guy drops his goprop into a pile of snakes.
>>52464329
font
Samantha Lewthwaite is the most evil british woman in history
>>52464335
They are decent British terrorists who phone ahead of their bombs just as courtesy.
@52464284
Nice attempt at yous you 3rd world cretin
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c84_1450701527
amazing video
>mfw one of those missiles cost $50,000
>>52464329
i dont think he wrote much about it
>>52464329
nah kevin cena boyle m8
>>52464335
sorry, all terrorists are non white
irish arent white obv
>>52464301
>standard_issue_yank_patrol_car.jpg
>>52464332
Has he lost the plot? He posts some weird stuff on twitter.
>>52464376
Yet they are too spasticated to say where they put the bomb (e.g omagh, warrington)
>>52464363
Nah but I'd be interested in seeing that if you can find it
I read it somewhere a while back
>>52464329
Hi poleaboo
*tips arrancadora*
Lads
I was born in 1997
How do you feel about this?
>>52464376
did that actually happen?
>>52464400
he is literally a murderer so its probably not surprising he's a bit screwed up in the head
>>52464345
>sachets
I don't use the sachets you pleb it's a box of quaker oats.
>>52464400
>has the literal murderer and psychopath lost the plot
Gonna go with yes.
>>52464419
just testing that elite british intelligence
>>52464430
fuck off youther
>>52464430
I feel indifferent to be honest family
>>52464420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avtZJKydB-E
It's literally the second top comment.
