The Glorious Empire Edition
cara
I SEE A WHITE GIRL AND I WANT HER PAINTED BLACK
Rasheed
Cringe OP
It's getting cold, isn't it?
IF YOU WANT A LOT OF CHOCOLATE ON YER BISCUIT
Getting wavey on the calpol lads waheeeey
Already on my second bottle
>>52459327
Fuck off, Shrek
fire:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCK8ejC0SRo
hey /brit/
is
is your computer running atm?
>>52459327
>women have literally one job 'be pretty'
>that girl on the far left can't even manage that
*kisses (You)*
>>52459327
3 > 1 > 2
Absolutely smashed a CS:GO competitive on T with the SG 553 and got to half time with 24:3:12, but when I switched to CT I lost it and only got 2 kills
Hate being so inconsistent
Still high as shit on dimenhydrinate x
I can barely walk
>>52459361
It is mate, yeah
>>52459347
Rasheed
rent in london is to high desu
there are so many posts desu
you made your bed when you chose to be a bender. now sleep in it you selfish cunt.
>>52459393
shut ya fucken neck off...
ya fucken neck face.
>Absolutely smashed a CS:GO competitive on T with the SG 553 and got to half time with 24:3:12, but when I switched to CT I lost it and only got 2 kills
>Hate being so inconsistent
>>52459419
>to
>>52459393
well
you better PFFGOOOOOOOOHHHHHHaahaHAHAHAaaa
YOU BETTER HAAHAHAA
You b- PFFFFFFFFFFhAHAHA
lads
>>52459385
poof
>>52459391
You lot can barely walk anyway
>>52459396
...its treason then
*launches at you with my lightsaber in a spining motion*
mugi
My dad's locked my bike in the sheddy shed shed,
Sheddy sheddy shed, I wish I was dead.
I miss having a Christmas holiday
>>52459437
do u even work
>>52459419
what is this?
desu
senpai
lads
>CS:GO
>>52459452
Delete this
>>52459353
Join our club
>>52459468
what a quality post
painted some walls at work today lads
>>52459451
Cara is a literal poof tho
>you made your bed when you chose to be a bender. now sleep in it you selfish cunt.
>>52459451
this
>>52459482
i literally just finished a 10 hour shift
do you even work you intrusive busy body?
shame on you
more daisyposting please
I attribute absolute highest importance to consciousness change. I regard psychedelics as catalyzers for this. They are tools which are guiding our perception toward other deeper areas of our human existence, so that we again become aware of our spiritual essence. Psychedelic experiences in a safe setting can help our consciousness open up to this sensation of connection and of being one with nature.
LSD and related substances are not drugs in the usual sense, but are part of the sacred substances, which have been used for thousand of years in ritual settings. The classic psychedelics like LSD, Psilocybin and Mescaline are characterized by the fact that they are neither toxic nor addictive. It is my great concern to separate psychedelics from the ongoing debates about drugs, and to highlight the tremendous potential inherent to these substances for self-awareness, as an adjunct in therapy, and for fundamental research into the human mind.
>>52459519
you don't have to rub it in
Goodnight sweet little baby
more like poogi
>>52459505
you to
>>52459393
YOU BETTER PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhAHHHHAHAahahaahHAhaHAhahaHHHAHAh
ahaha
ahhhhh
ahhh
you better go CATCH IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
D A I S Y
A
I
S
Y
>>52459544
Daisy best girl of 2015 :3
I heard she is going to be a regular girl as of 2016 replacing Qusimodo ngl
>>52459522
He's right
expecting everyone to fully accept your deviant lifestyle is selfish.
Lads are the chip shops open all day or d t ehy close?
its a good question the shops in lboro close but not sure about round here
hmmmmmm
>>52459544
shes pretty qt and its nice to imagine her as the best gf ever but in reality i bet her personality is just the generic snooty london actress 2bh
>>52459538
BAHAHAHAHA
>he works in 2015 (almost 2016)
YOU'RE A LIVING JOKE TO ALL THE NEETs XDDDDDDD
*cringes @ your answer to my question*
>>52459458
wew
>>52459604
She is a bbc affecionado sorry my white friend
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>expecting everyone to fully accept your deviant lifestyle is selfish.
>>52459580
remember when actors were actually sentimental and didnt just transfer appearances
if u fedora post this ur a cunt and ur mum will die soon
shitposting on /mu/ again
>>52459671
good post
All yanka vacate the premises with immediate effect
>>52459582
>>52459580
>>52459544
who is she? actress?
>hi there, would you care to sign our petition calling for legalisation of psychedelic drugs?
Get off Vent or I'll have you bent
Weekly reminder that Reba is the ultimate qt
I love her hair :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD1iSVNzypc
fucking hate anime so much
>>52459696
zzzzz fuck off S L U G
>>52459725
why yes i woulf
8signs*
>>52459616
dont laught at me you silly girls aha :)
here's a few things abut me
1. my name is charlie
2. i dont mind being in the kitchen
3. i think it's great youre here in brit :)
4. im not going to flirt with you
>>52459723
Keira Kidman Ridley
>>52459419
ne
i pay £200 per weeku for very small rumu. totemo takaii desu >_<
>>52459725
> they don't want you to sign that petition
>>52459723
>being this sheltered
>>52459419
Rent controls when
>>52459725
she looks like she spends too much time inside haha-ha
>>52459768
>kidman
ffs i meant portman REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52459725
>Mannish lesbo stance
>>52459725
Why am I in London?
>>52459768
>>52459780
sorry, i don't do much internet stuff
>>52459725
drugs are for mugs zzzz
>>52459446
ayy this guy
>>52459688
>remember when actors were actually sentimental and didnt just transfer appearances
wat
>>52459835
stop posting this shit
>>52459725
>>52459856
shut up you irish cunt
reply to me again and ill fuck you up
>>52459830
If you're in London it means your life matters, if you live outside London you honestly might as well not exist, your life is irrelevant and sustained by us.
will the chip be closed or what?
just looked up some symptoms and it's likelier I have mono from snogging around and not from licking a vagina haha
phew, thought I was getting an STD when it's probably just cooties
>>52459891
Feels good to be irrelevant desu
>>52459833
shes the face of the biggest film ever and has been all over every type of media for the last month
searching for succ
>>52459874
>ill fuck you up
>>52459688
ahhhhhh yes. the good old days.
*chuckles*
I remember those good old days.
*reminisces*
yep, nothing beats the good old fashioned days, everything was better back in the good old days.
>>52459891
london makes me feel sick desu. doesn't even feel like a british city. and the people who live there don't even realise it. i hope you all die
26 FUCKING YEARS OLD WHY DOES GO HATE ME AND LOVE MUH BALE
Behold, the ultimate beta friend zoned cuck song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU3UFfTDVY8
>>52459780
I didn't know who she is either desu.
>>52459874
again
>>52459921
she's literally irrelevant in any form of the arts and unless her roles drastically change she'll forever be more irrelevant
stop acting like star wars matters
>>52459926
>>52459936
Horrible city filled to the brim with tourists and immigrants 2bh. The north is our only hope
>>52459984
>london makes me feel sick desu. doesn't even feel like a british city. and the people who live there don't even realise it. i hope you all die
>>52459932
i know where u live kunt
sydney
lmfao
*calls my boys is sydney* AY
>>52459970
that doesnt mean she isnt well known you cuck
>London isn't a British city
>>52460007
>>52459997
NORTHERN
PRIDE
WORLD
WIDE
love being northern ngl
>>52459904
i walked passt it and it wos open so i think its oepn
>>52459921
oh, ok
>>52460031
im going to invade ur country you grassy knoll
>2015
>Being a racist
thinking im developing an anxiety disorder
>>52460041
>>52460022
fuck off london cunts go on paying a fortune for a fucking shoebox then getting stabbed by a nigerian when you dare to venture outside
>>52460081
*drives past your house screaming at strange hours*
>>52459725
she's gross until you compare her with the paki behind her
>>52460079
>gif
fuck off
looking forward to the day the jew music industry dies for good
>fuck off london cunts go on paying a fortune for a fucking shoebox then getting stabbed by a nigerian when you dare to venture outside
>>52460084
Good post, I'd also like to add :
>spending half your time in a series of victorian era underground passageways
>tfw bad thoughts that I can't control keep popping into my head and I have to argue with myself to try to stop it
I'm literally turning into Gollum for fucks sake
EVERYTHING THAT HAS A BEGINNING
HAS AN END
>looking forward to the day the jew music industry dies for good
>>52460064
monkey
>looking forward to the day the jew music industry dies for good
>>52460081
my social anxiety developed around age 11-12 and has gotten worse with age. at 17 i began self medicating heavily, now i'm 27 and i'm a broken down drug addict fuck up.
>>52459929
thought it was quite funny desu
>>52460181
pussy
>>52460121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
>>52460081
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>>52460149
Whenever I'm alone with a female I have inescapable thoughts about how easily I could strangle her to death
Need friends that live near me. Can't be doing with this whole "going out once a month" business that I'm stuck with now.
>>52460181
could have sorted yourself with some simple cbt therapy but instead you've just fucked yourself over. nice going idiot.
>Being this transparently jealous of Londoners
>Hating us just because we live in the most important city in the world and you live somewhere boring
>"b-b-but it's white"
>If even Pakis don't want to live in your town it's shit
>>52460210
shit didn't read the question
my heart always searching for maisie
>>52460064
>tfw born to Scous parents, and raised down south
>posh accent mixed with Scouse dialect
Kill me
People on /pol/ are being ironic, right?
I love shitposting about da joos and the happenings on /pol/ and I assumed everybody else was in on the joke, but it just occurred to me that most /pol/ posters are like actual stormfronters.
>>52460030
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
i'd like to see you try to escape from the hands of a sensei shinobi
baka desu senpai, don't fucc around lmao
im unironically from mosman
>>52459308
And in other news:
>JK Rowling had little time for people who were irked by Swaziland-born actress Noma Dumezweni being cast as Hermione in upcoming play Harry Potter and The Cursed Child this morning.
>Responding to (a small pocket of) negative discussion of the casting, she tweeted: "Canon: brown eyes, frizzy hair and very clever. White skin was never specified. Rowling loves black Hermione."
>http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/news/harry-potter-fans-delighted-that-black-the-cursed-child-actress-is-cast-as-hermione-in-series-all-a6781251.html
>>52460246
the fact that bradford is teeming with pakis pretty much makes your argument fall flat m8
>>52460221
That's normal lad lmao
>Hurt my back badly in work
>Had to quit
>Now have flu
>Broke from being unemployed and Christmas
Tis the season :(
>>52460221
>>52460149
Intrusive thoughts, symptom of a wide range of mental illnesses. If you are an impulsive person seek help as you may lash out one day
>>52460246
>london is now new york
>just finished reading Animal Farm
>thought it was quite good but it spent a lot of time saying nothing
>just tried to give the movie a watch
>animal noises and shit constantly annoying you, shit voice acting, shit animation from like 50 years ago
I think i'll leave it at the book tbqh lads
>>52460181
>he believed the """"self-medicating"""" meme
>>52460300
are you over 50
>>52460276
fuck off retard
>anywhere south of Loch Lomond
>'Northerners'
>>52460320
are you under 14
>>52460221
>>52460305
I am dangerously impulsive in some scenarios - like drugs, gambling, but not impulsive at all socially.
>>52460320
animal farm is shit anyway
>>52460290
I'm not saying Pakis only move to good places, I'm saying if even Pakis don't want to live somewhere it must be really shit.
The fact that London is so good even with all the shitskins shows you what an incredible city it is. Most of my mates are white middle-class educated students and I also have a few Indian and black mates who are fully assimilated and based, the fact that I might have to walk past Rasheed or Jamal on my way to the best pubs, clubs, music venues, nightclubs, restaurants, museums, art galleries, shops, etc in the world doesn't bother me at all.
>>52460381
culture is free copyright is an illusion
>>52460276
kek, how long did it take you to figure out they're unironically racist over there?
*pats you on the back*
*remembers back to my first day on 4chan*
there..their
>>52460181
I'm 18 and I'm going down the exact same road your going down. I was offered CBT but I couldn't bring myself to phone the therapy place. Even I did go to therapy it wouldn't help, when I speak to my doctor about how I feel I always feel embarrassed as fuck when I get home and ruminate on my awkwardness, with therapy it'd just be worse.
>>52460406
what if u sit down on a leather couch one day and its full of japanese girls??
>>52460406
the first order did this??
>>52460319
London is much better than New York, although you Micks tried your best ruining both cities.
>>52460221
https://youtu.be/E_SKHGGhEsA?t=259
u hahaha
>>52460406
>>52460448
>>52460422
>there..their
Dad, is that you?
could destory something right now
>>52460445
delusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ1zjM3-uxU
>>52460450
kek
>>52460477
your mum's fanny
>>52460397
fuck off faggot every time you see a TV report from a school for whatever reason it's usually in london and there's like 2 white kids in the whole class. it's absolutely sickening but people like you are just used to it and think it's the natural state of affairs. go die
>>52460423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze6t34_p-84
watch this... it's bretty good.
>>52460423
what is cbt
fucking starving but theres no food in
>>52460422
If they were just racist i could understand, I mean racial superiority isn't that much of a bizarre belief. But do they actually, like actually believe da joos run the world and all those other wacky conspiracies?
>>52460490
please give me credit for this post:
>>52460440
>thinking if you find a gf all your problems will magically disappear
That's when they actually begin.
>>52460328
No I am 24
>>52460448
I swear most women have fashion sense at all.
>>52460397
>londoners are literally so arrogant and unable to take any sort of criticism about their city that they literally defend having pakis in their city
Top fucking kek mate
>>52460397
>london
>best pubs/clubs
literally just pissed myself
*gyrates hips*
u like what u see? haha just kidding
>>52460548
get fit
>>52460506
Cheeky bum tickling
>>52460487
Tbh, all memeing aside, the greatest city in the world is one of London and New York.
I'd say London does just edge it though, mainly because it's safer.
>>52460433
what if that never happens :(
London is a fucking shit-hole. My dad just moved out of there after 20 years and said it was the best thing he's ever done.
>>52460596
>his dad is poor
>>52460397
>best pubs, clubs, music venues, nightclubs
Wrong city m8, more like Liverpool. Or any other fucking city than London.
>>52460496
nah not that something coooked
>>52460517
I'm still not sure about that, I think most of them are being ironic about the jews running the world but it's hard to tell haha
IT'S HIM
>>52460586
>london
>greatest city in the world
yep. provided you're a russian oligarch or arab oil billionaire
>>52460616
>Liverpool
Laptop turned off randomly when I was in the middle of a good post so I got annoyed and ripped some of keys off and punched it a dozen or so times
Now it won't turn on at all
What am I like x
Now I actually have to get out of bed and go on my computer when I want to shitpost. Fuck.
>>52460586
What is so good about London?
expensive, same architecture you see everywhere else, congested as fuck traffic, everything is a tourist trap, its shit
>>52460397
Also, how can a city have the best pubs when Londoners are so anti-social?
>>52460286
Hermione's "white face" is explicitly referenced in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Where can I find a pure version of the in the UK (and who doesn't pose in front of the camera with just her bra on like a slut)?
>>52460506
Cognitive behavioural therapy
I don't know what it is though because I didn't go
>>52460655
It's like a touristy theme park surrounded by ghettos
>>52460647
hey lad is your laptop running?
>tfw you become physically uncomfortable when your HDD fills up too much
Just backed up ~135GB of various films, animus and TV shows and cleansed them from my drive. Feels orgasmic. Probably never watch any of them every again.
>>52460674
lamo fucking nerd
>>52460423
I can't speak with any authority about CBT because I never did it, but I would endeavour to try it out because my mental state could not get much worse. I was too scared to get help when my anxiety got really bad.
I put myself in A&E from a drug binge and they made me a neurologist appointment, kept phoning me about it, but I didn't go and they gave up. I did not enjoy being 24 years old with drips in both arms surrounded by nurses discussing whether there was any urinary incontinence.
Why can't we all just agree that London is the best city.
>>52460680
>(and who doesn't pose in front of the camera with just her bra on like a slut)?
She looks kawaii there
>>52460181
>gotten
Fuck off yank
>>52460695
*tries to hold in laughter but can't*
PFFFHGGHGGHGHHSHSSHTTHTTHTTTTHTHTTHT
>>52460497
You're right I literally don't care haha
>>52460565
Palpable jealousy m80 ;)
>>52460556
Just putting everything into context mate. I would rather put up with Pakis who I don't have to interact with ever to live in the most amazing exciting city on the planet than live with white people in a boring hamlet somewhere in Cumbria or Norn Iron or the Highlands or some other irrelevant place.
>>52460616
>Liverpool
Ahahahahaha XD
Bristol is the best city in the UK
>>52460717
>ausGAYlia
>>52460705
Are you the fuy who got sent to hospital because of MXP?
>>52460586
literally deluded
>best city in the world
>not Ayr
>>52460731
PFPFPPSSSSHHSH *spits out my drink* be be because PFFFFFFFFFFF
What's the oldest book you've read lads? I've read a couple of Jules Verne novels so probably about 1840 earliest or so
>>52460751
have you done your bike MOT or have u a bike sorted?
want a Danish GF/wife/fwb
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52460737
Spotted the Paki Londoner
business idea: talk about things that only native brits have knowledge so the jfs in this thread feel left out
>tfw no qt book gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZw9f6Hl_I
>>52460739
2nd best after Nottingham
>>52460239
>>52460423
CBT is a bit shit desu. It helps you understand your anxiety and learn how to deal with it but it doesn't solve anything, you have to do that by putting yourselves in situations that make you uncomfortable until you get used to it.
t.Recovering agoraphobic.
>>52460705
> I was too scared to get help
Oh pull yourself together and see a fucking doctor.
>>52460695
yeah, i better go catch it XDDDDDDDDD
*upvotes own post with 420 proxies*
*bernando sanderlands gilds post*
*albert einstein awards me a golden medal irl*
*crowd of african children applaud me*
fuck off reddit
>>52460780
the koran
>>52460737
>who I don't have to interact with ever
You just said you have paki friends.
You sound like a paki yourself constantly referring to white people and how can't find a hamlet exciting.
>>52460780
>have you done your bike MOT or have u a bike sorted?
Saving up skint because of crimbo
>>52460770
*has a heart attack*
*falls to the ground and convulses*
*heart starts again from the tremendous vibrations produced by your laughing*
thanks x
>>52460766
>Not Kilmarnock
>>52460780
about 170 AD.
>>52460782
>girl
>>52460782
Youtube, she goes by VisualSounds1
>>52460792
Nottingham is shit
>>52460823
stop feeding the troll.
>>52460737
>i don't care that white people are literally being replaced in their own country
yep, you're a londoner
>>52460823
oh SHIT MUUUUUUUM!!!!!
>>52460796
>students
gee
ignore this photo, she doesn't act like this in real life imo
>>52460792
I thought Nottingham was a shithole.
I went to Warhammer World there once lel but doesn't really count as Nottingam.
Currently using Mitchell to train my brit accent
What do you m80s think of his accent, should i emulate someone else?
52460873
>literally
oooooooooo eeeeee
What's your favourite Sum 41 song lads?
Mine's pieces
>>52460868
you dont know what youre doing lad
youre a mess
>I went to Warhammer World there once
WITCHER 3 GOTY
If you think any game other than the witcher 3 is GOTY, you're retard.
>>52460737
>>52460766
Janny just deleted my golden lel thread
>>52460912
rasheed stop trying to fit in
