"Red Ed 2: The Reddening" Edition
maisie
>>52455795
IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6325862/r
http://strawpoll.me/6325862/r
GABAGOOL
>tfw literally have not been at home on NYE since i was like 11 years old
hahahaha
29 hours, 18 minutes and 14 seconds remain until the Steam Holiday Sale
wish i could lay down and die lads
can't be bothered with the whole life thing
bribe me a million quid or i off myself
>>52455874
OVA HERE
my burning blade will sear the flesh from your bones
>>52455862
>linking the results
bet you feel well embarrassed now
>>52455862
Nice
>>52455939
>>52455953
Feel like 100% tit right now 2bh lads
>>52455862
>no legs option
>no face option
>no feet option
Shit poll
Was short on 2 quid at the shops so some old bloke gave me 2 quid and said merry christmas, old people are so based
What's the point of those big hipster glasses lads? The thick sides wont fit behind your hears and push them out so you look like dumbo.
>>52455980
>>no feet option
Shit you
IN
>inb4 out
im a broken man on a halifax pier
sail the sea for many long year
you'll never find a better man far or near
im the last of barrets privateers
Korean gf 2016 lads
>>52455980
>Tits or arse
>No legsfacefeet option
I wonder why
>>52455990
>your hears
In your defence, they should be called hears because that's what they're for
>>52455980
>no feet option
>>52455990
but ur alredy a dumo elamao
Not many arse men lurking today
>>52456042
>>52455995
>2015
>he doesn't have a foot fetish
>he doesn't know bitches love having their feet licked
My girlfriend's son wet my bed again last night, think I might have to give him a clip round the hear
requesting Ed with his new album pic
its old but i havent saved it
the gf just send me this
>>52455981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QvgMqEBSGX
JUST
trying to sing and play just leads to subpar performance on both of them, and fucks ur rythym up
>>52455990
idk but good for spunking on
>>52456076
i'd take a nice arse and a solid B cup over fucking DD's and a pancake arse anyday 2bh
>>52456076
cosmo kramer! you are the ass man!
>>52456028
god damn them all
i was told wed sail the seas
for american gold
wed fire no guns shed no tears
im a broken man on halifaxs pier the last of barrets privateers
>>52456035
simply horrid
>>52456093
How about just don't give him loads to drink and make him have a piss before bed
been talking to this qt i know from work for a couple of months
pretty sure convinced her that i'm a cool normie, then she added me on facebook
she'll have seen the fact that I have no photos of myself in the last year and that my wall is full of my relatives posting shite
THE JIG IS UP LADS
>>52456103
Next Shane MacGowan 2bh good effort laddier just need to become a chainsmoking alcoholic
>>52456092
mercy...
>>52456149
We do but recently he's been getting up in the middle of the night and swapping beds with me
would love to see the aurora borealis lads
>>52456089
Asian girls have nice feet 2bh
>>52456156
just say you hardly use the thing only use it to keep track of birthdays
INCREDIBLE
arse has come up from the rear and is gaining on tits.
>>52456182
hahahahaahaaaa
SEEN IT
FUCK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kmPz5IbU90
Best Christmas Song
>>52456182
Oh will you lot just FUCK OFF with your fucking anime girls with their bullshit names
>video games
read a book you braindead automaton
>>52456182
would love to visit the north pole
>getting a delivery
>delivery lad says 'happy holidays'
>tell him to have a merry christmas too
that'll show him for facilitating the desires of SJWs and pakis who don't want people to say 'merry christmas' because other people's religions don't celebrate it
really stuck up for my own people today lads, we'll take this country back yet.
>>52456156
yeah i gotta change my profile picture
other than that my profile is pretty solid 2bh
>>52456218
Fedora
doing a wee
>>52456217
fuck off lad dont you dare say that to me when im feeling this exposéd
>>52456217
Is that a joke?
>>52456181
So he wakes you up, cucks you and makes you sleep in his bed, then pisses all over your bed?
Haha what a top lad
Good banter desu
>>52456218
t. /tv/
you scumbag you maggot
you cheap lousy faggot
lads
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vZR7LNJqg8
>>52456217
DON'T talk shit about my waifu like that motherfucker or I'll knock you spark out.
want to visit jeddah but how do you get in as a non muslim? they don't even do tourist visas.
>>52456271
HAPPY CHRISTMAS ME ARSE
I PRAY GOD ITS OUR LAST
>>52456271
happy christmas your arse
i pray it's our last
>>52456271
>faggot
Fuck off Yank
>>52456271
how do they still get away with that
>>52456282
HOLY FUCK that took me back to the times where I'd spent about five hours straight grinding the 400 lap circle map
>>52456232
tbf I'm sure he values not getting fired for offending some paki or something by saying 'merry christmas' rather than appeasing you by saying merry Christmas
>>52456271
leftist gestapo alerted
What's in that box in Mecca that the Muslims worship lads?
Wish we could blow it up and take a look inside desu
>>52456237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HlnmReEtQZ singing goes out the window after being up 30 odd hours 2 b h
only saying tha words 2 keep my rythym anyway
>>52456271
Get really sad when I think of her getting domed by a jetski with her kids watching by some millionare spic bastard who pays someone to take the rap
Skinning up a scooby anyone want a puff?
>>52456350
seconds la
do you lads usually wear your rings to bed?
got that MIA song stuck in my head
kind of want the brown people in the country now
>>52456346
A really big willy
>>52456349
>singing goes out the window after being up 30 odd hours 2 b h
What have you been up for that long for lad you rocket?
I like the singing 2bh nice and raspy but in a good way, like Ronnie Drew. Love a bit of bob.
>>52456350
A scooby? You brits and your nicknames for things haha.
It's called a rowley.
>>52456346
>you will never bomb Mecca
Feels bad
Imagine what the resulting chimp out would be like
>>52456366
Fuck off Frodo, I don't have any because I'm not bent.
>>52456417
oh your terrible! come to me now!
>>52456366
I wear away your mum's ring in bed sometimes
>>52456349
>singing goes out the window after being up 30 odd hours 2 b h
What have you been up for that long for lad you rocket?
I like the singing 2bh nice and raspy but in a good way, like Ronnie Drew. Love a bit of bob.
>>52456349
>Get really sad when I think of her getting domed by a jetski with her kids watching by some millionare spic bastard who pays someone to take the rap
Amen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL2GmaI3Xus
>>52456402
Literally a nordie down south yous have even more mental names
>>52456402
nah it's skinning up a bifter mate
>>52456398
done a drug and couldn't kip fs
I think the meme that monitors damage your eyes is actually true 2bh
I usually have a monitor in front of my face most of the day. Recently parts of my vision are brighter or darker than others and I can't look up at the sky even on an overcast day without my eyes hurting.
>>52456456
What drug? Should have went to your GP and said you were up for four days straight, just rub your eyes like fuck before you go in to make them look really fucking tired, works everytime.
>>52456453
https://youtu.be/Vnzpg5GgQCo?t=14
>>52456456
Ah. I would call that a doobie, brother.
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>>52456466
that's the chemtrails pal
>>52456509
haha where did you find this b io of me?
lads
>>52456346
It's the allspark obvs
>>52456492
just smoking a load of sativa jim jifters
>>52456509
HAHA SOCIAL MEDIA WANKERS
>>52456524
think im part manchu tBh
>>52456495
>>52456507
Skinner, reefer, Jimmy Keither, Sally Smither, Henry Hoofter, didgeridoo
>>52456495
Underrated gem
>>52456509
future head of c4's f1 division
>these people actually exist
I thought it was just a fucking meme
>the cold reality
not a fan
>>52456569
>reefer
Fuck off Yank
>>52456552
Stop smoking that shit m8. It's literally crack weed.
>>52456552
Can't smoke sativa these days
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 minutes* *HD*
>>52456597
A reefer is a pure weed joint
>>52456509
A very unique, aware and caring individual.
>>52456582
>libertarian socialist
>>52456524
just looked that up and its true, fucking chinks
>there is a pakistani base in antarctica
>>52456650
Is that Cheryl Cole?
>>52456638
no, that's a blunt
>>52456678
no, that's a blunt
>>52456685
A blunt is weed in a cigar
doing a smoke of drugs to fit in
>The best part of a woman's body? Why that would quite clearly be the feet, m'lady!
doing a drug induced psychosis
>>52456685
Nope a blunt is pure weed in a blunt skin. Met an English paki that called it the some way you did it, passed him a reefer and he said this is my first blunt, he got laughed out of the place.
>reefer
>blunt
>doobie
Fuck off Yank
Brother keeps going bruhh and falling to the floor and now hes singing fetty wap FFS wogs brainwashing our yout he's only wee
>>52456582
Always have a bit of a sly laugh when fat people draw themselves as average or skinny weight
>>52456711
giz a rip of that? hahaha get a load of this cunt holding an empty rizla
>ill
>raining and windy outside
>eating my lunch
>watching Miami Vice
Comfy desu lads
>>52456780
Different terms for different shapes, sizes and types 2bh
SMOKE DA REEFA IN DA CORNA
LAID LOW
DID A GRAND THEFT AUTO
this could be it lads
>>52456829
And all used by Yanks.
>>52456759
>>52456710
fair enough
>>52456793
whats for lunch mate?
>>52456868
Nope. This is literally labelled a blunt wrap everywhere.
You sound like one of those stoners that put about 0.2 of weed in a joint with about a 70 percent tobacco weed ratio.
Just drew up this wee bit of totty
>>52456868
Don't give yanks so much credit, we invented the language ya jf britboo bastard
>>52456759
>>52456759
>a blunt is pure weed
Lel
>>52456921
I mean as in no tobacco with it, if you put tobacco in a blunt please fuck off.
>>52456910
*starts wanking to your saucy illustration*
Up, up, up, up, up the stairs we go.
>>52456877
Frankfurter chilli
>>52456952
If there's no tobacco in it it's not a blunt. Literal 12-year-old Yank fuck off please.
>>52456910
janny is going to lose it
>>52456977
what
>>52456983
Hahah what's wrong mate do you have a chronic ashthmatics lungs?
Do you seriously use tobacco in a cigar wrap with weed?
Nearly 2016 and I've STILL never had a GF. If i'm still a virgin by 20 I'm going to kill myself lads.
>>52456983
>If there's no tobacco in it it's not a blunt.
wrong. so wrong mate how can you even live being this wrong?
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Ennis-Hill 79,898
Fury 72,330
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was this edition inspired by a news item about ed?
is he coming back??? :DD
>>52457002
Chopped up frankfurters with various bit and bobs like onions, beans, tomatoes, stock etc
>>52457090
>Skeletor that low
Spliff --> tobacco and weed
Blunt --> just weed
You're welcome.
>>52457033
No mate, I don't smoke blunts because i'm not a yank nigger but that's what they are - tobacco and weed in a cigar skin - unless you're 12 and know naff all about weed.
>>52457120
sounds yum mate
>>52457090
tfw i made it 330 instead of 329
>>52457036
good lad
>>52457036
23 next month and virgin
tbf I literally haven't tried so I can't complain
>>52456792
>Brother keeps going bruhh and falling to the floor and now hes singing fetty wap FFS wogs brainwashing our yout he's only wee
remember when my cousin gave me a 2pac compilation when i was 7 and i got obsessed with it so much that i wore a power rangers cap, tied a napkin round my face (like pic related) and tried to start my own gang
Need a hairy gf
>>52457075
>Mfw an Australian tries to talk about weed
Go back to sniffing petrol you abo mong
>>52457090
Hamiltwat BTFO
Think I might be addicted to weed on some level lads, i smoke it every single day now, as pathetic as it sounds it's the only thing I live for, it's the only thing that can make me happy, not even alcohol has the same effect - it just makes me suicidy when I get drunk
Sometimes I wake up and as soon as I open my eyes I feel this empty feeling inside, I lay in bed and think about nothing and everything at the same time, then I start stressing about my life and it's like my minds ripping itself in two, but when I think to myself "I'll just get stoned tonight, I think I'll fucking need it" the emptiness goes away and I don't feel as shit, I still have to deal with my thoughts having a mind of their own though. I don't know why I'm writing this desu I just wish I was dead
>>52457179
sorry i forgot that the UK has such a strong association with weed lmao just kidding sweetheart x :)
>It's like the longer I'm in this business the more cringe worthy sexual fetishes I get asked for but politely decline but the thought still has be shaken up. Very soon someone would ask me to shit,piss, vomit , spit in a bowl, put other men's spunk in it mix it up and give it to them to drink or bake it with my dandruff. (already heard about someone wanting to eat dog shit)
>>52456858
KICK IT KEV
>mfw i'd rather have a large bank balance than a gf
What proportion of /brit/ is actually depressed betas?
>>52457146
You are quite literally retarded mate. A blunt doesn't require tobacoo because it's literally a tobacco leaf skin, it already has tobacco. The purpose of adding tobacco in spliffs over here is practiced because it burns slower with weed making your weed last longer, a blunt already is tobacco so there is no reason.
>>52457138
Literally this and if you don't ever smoke blunts you're doing it wrong. Blunts are special occasion things that you smoke every once in a while to get super high.
>>52457179
He clearly knows more than you
>>52457204
Much more of an association than Australia m80poo
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>>52457197
Of course you're addicted.
Stop now mate it'll get worse.
>do formative essay
>get feedback, it's good, but I should include some deeper criticism for Rawls' Theory
>safe senpai
>start doing it
>remember some fantastic analysis in one of the books on Rawls, but can't remember the name
>trawl through my 42 references to find the analysis in this book
>finally find it after 3 days of searching
lads I'm sorry for the blog post but I am so fucking happy
>>52457244
i dont know how you could argue that seeing as though neither of our countries have cannabis culture our anything of the like
>>52457188
probably had a speech and everthing
>>52457262
Mental addictions and physical addictions aren't the same thing fuck off 16 year old political science peter hitchens fanboy
>>52457270
you're welcome
t. /lit/
>>52457289
They're both addictions m8 and stopping is the best option.
>>52457226
Fair enough, at least you'll have straightforward life.
>>52457280
Watch out mate if you know anything about weed you MUST be a yank
Only true anglos smoke weed with 2 grams of tobacco in one joint
>>52457262
I can't though
I mean if I stop how am I supposed to make myself feel better? It'd drive me mad feeling that fucking empty feeling all day everyday with no escape
>>52457336
i always spin my Js senpai not going to argue about the merits of chopping your bud
waheyyy
benzos waheeey
>>52457330
It's like being addicted to 4chan though, harmless unless you're weak minded.
The weed didn't make him depressed or suicidal he already had those tendencies and being high all the time it makes him not used to lows.
>>52457280
Got plenty of our own words for weed mate, that's indicative of a cannabis culture. I won't argue it's as big as some other countries but certainly more so than Australia.
>>52457197
as if weed doesn't just amplify that feeling des sempai
>>52457359
You're smoking it to feel normal not better.
Sounds like you're depressed though m8, see a doctor. Start exercising and get some hobbies if you don't have any.
https://youtu.be/UoKvUYbGu7A?t=20
always interpreted this song as an alcho selling his outlaw brothers location to the outlaw for a quick bit of money then regrets it ever since
quite nice
>>52457289
>the rambling excuses of a drug addict
>>52457390
we do have plenty of our own words for weed if that's the go-to metric for measuring it. i don't know why you're so adamant on trying to prove the UK has more of a cannabis culture, anyway i'll blow you the fuck out with the bong lord:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XSZ6ESCsU
>>52457386
>harmless unless you're weak minded
The lad is obviously mentally ill so the weed will not help.
>>52457372
haha enjoy your tranquillity and quiet confidence fucking druggy
>>52457390
>more so than Australia.
Nah mate they have Mardi Gras that's proper cannabis culture loling at you thinking having different names for things is culture.
>>52457424
t. studying political science at a-levels
>tfw yanks are waking up
Official /brit/ drug rankings 2015
>1. molly
>2. charlie
>3. weed
>4. let
>5. booze
>6. mushies
>7. acid
what do you think maisie's thinking about right now?
do you think maisie thinks about men's willies a lot?
>>52457470
it's called mardi grass tBh
>>52457372
fucking need some of these right now where do you gert them?
>I need a constant supply of mind altering substances in order to achieve mental well-being.
>>52457436
>>52457436
Just don't really like Australia desu its nothing personnel
Official /brit/ drug rankings 2015
>1. molly
>2. charlie
>3. harry
>4. clarky cat
>5. cake
>6. tripple sod
>7. chris
>>52457489
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""molly"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
FUCK
OFF
YANK
>>52455981
I live in a town where like 50% of people are over 50 and it's super comfy
Everyone is always nice to everyone else
>>52457491
shes definitely getting her box smashed
>>52457530
yeah alright dont see why that should factor into it. talk about not being impartial! ay-yai-yai mama mia!
>i don't need drugs, i'm already crazy enough ha
Want a cossie gf
>>52457519
https://youtu.be/7sPUpKGI1Z4?t=51
>order £300 speaker system
>says it's delivered when it's not
>contact amazon
>they send a new one
>gets lost in post
What the fuck man
>>52457491
Well she's not gonna be thinking about girl's willies now, is she? haha
Think it through mate, come on
>>52457519
;_;
Fuck off
>>52457575
girls can have willies
>>52457446
Get prescribed them 2bh
>>52457489
Normier as fuck.
1. Ket
2. lyrica
3. 4-aco-dmt
4. speed
5. temazepam
6. mushies
7. weed.
8. acid
9. alcohol
10. zopiclone
lisicki hangs around with qt's, why can't you?
explain yourself
>Haha, i-it's people who take drugs who are fedoras r-rather than people who don't take them right l-lads?
NEED a cossie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n-JyDtPh2M
>>52457592
Don't think a doctor would prescribe Etizolam tBH, it's not even licensed in the UK.
>>52457589
Nah nah nah, you're mistaken mate
Girls have these things called vaginas, they're like completely different
>>52457606
yes, that's correct
>>52457592
My m8 did ket once by accident
He bought what he thought was MDMA and was dabbing it, then it kicked in and he was proper fucked, said it was the worst experience of his life. He could only walk really, really slowly and he kept slo mo flinching saying the cars on the road were swinging towards him kek
>>52457592
>DMT
mugi
>>52457657
dont mansplain you cis shitlord
can't break through on dmt
>>52457678
>first yank poster of the day
>he posts fucking anime
Off to a good start
>>52457639
Would the spare parts be hard to get hold of?
>only done caps once at a mate's 20th
>didnt even affect me
JUST
Think theres a blood clot in my leg and am smacking it very hard to break it up
>>52457657
Bigot
You can be a lady with a qt feminine penis
>>52457712
its like poetry
>>52457752
>seppo with a trip who posts anime
it's the unholy trinity tBh
>>52457715
Nah there was like a million sierras made, and there are tons still about
parts are very cheap
>>52457678
I prefer Ritsu, but I'm at work and forgot to bring my Ritsu gif folder with me.
>>52457752
Literally only do coke now, psychedelics are for fedoras I have noticed.
>>52457661
It's like marmite 2bh most people don't like it because it's too intense. Gives you outer body experiences, near death experiences and disconnects your mind from your body. That's why they use it in surgeries.
>>52457670
4-aco-dmt isn't DMT lad it's one of the chemicals inside magic mushrooms that was isolated into it's own drug.
>>52457655
I meant benzos all benzos give the same feeling.
>>52457716
bro. PINGERS. are always FUN.
yeah nah that happens, i made that mistake though once, took one, oh whatever, then i took another... it was too late.
I couldnt walk for 4 hours grinding my teeth in the shadows of the club.
>>52457792
cocaine is the real fedora drug.
>expensive, doesn't last long, cut with lidocaine, literally no reason to take it unless you want to look cool
>>52457678
Poogi
>>52457786
nice
i prefer mugi
post feet
>>52457833
apparently caps go harder than pingers or something? pretty fucking miffed that i paid $30 for what was essential a panadol rapid
wish guns were legal in this cunt it would be so much easier
>I don't do heroin
http://strawpoll.me/6326203
>>52457575
sorry mate, allow me to rephrase that
do you think she thinks about willies a lot?
http://strawpoll.me/6326218
http://strawpoll.me/6326218
http://strawpoll.me/6326218
http://strawpoll.me/6326218
Deutschland Deutschland uber alles
Fourth Reich 2bh
Merkel is my queen
I love beer and tolerance
Ja ja
lads
i have tickets to go to 2 events with m8s, one on boxing day and one on new years day
both of them are to see house djs and everyone will be off their face
is it worth doing mandy twice in 6days or will i fuck myself up
Drugs are for mugs.
>>52457949
binks
>>52457900
>no cattle-farming option
filthy meat-eating scum are responsible
>>52457940
make this into one of those dilemma meme pictures
>>52457958
Once won't hurt you.
In my raver days I was taken it twice a week every month for a bout 8 months straight and I feel fine
>>52457958
What if you never come down?
https://youtu.be/AIaehhYLVZA?t=150
>>52457972
did u alo enjoy cowspiracy
>>52457969
thanks for the (You)
>>52457969
Ja 2bh
Drugs I have abused: alcohol, codeine, weed, ket, mkat, coke, speed, acid, shrooms. Es, heroin, numerous benzos,
>>52457949
EVEN
HESKEY
SCORED
>>52458032
hsahaha what a madman
when will star wars nerds grow up ?
>>52458032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U9EHaNiPu8
I'm addicted to love lads
