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cara
I SEE A WHITE GIRL AND I WANT HER PAINTED BLACK
Rasheed
Cringe OP
It's getting cold, isn't it?
IF YOU WANT A LOT OF CHOCOLATE ON YER BISCUIT
Getting wavey on the calpol lads waheeeey
Already on my second bottle
>>52459327
Fuck off, Shrek
fire:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCK8ejC0SRo
hey /brit/
is
is your computer running atm?
>>52459327
>women have literally one job 'be pretty'
>that girl on the far left can't even manage that
*kisses (You)*
>>52459327
3 > 1 > 2
Absolutely smashed a CS:GO competitive on T with the SG 553 and got to half time with 24:3:12, but when I switched to CT I lost it and only got 2 kills
Hate being so inconsistent
Still high as shit on dimenhydrinate x
I can barely walk
>>52459361
It is mate, yeah
>>52459347
Rasheed
rent in london is to high desu
there are so many posts desu
you made your bed when you chose to be a bender. now sleep in it you selfish cunt.
>>52459393
shut ya fucken neck off...
ya fucken neck face.
>Absolutely smashed a CS:GO competitive on T with the SG 553 and got to half time with 24:3:12, but when I switched to CT I lost it and only got 2 kills
>Hate being so inconsistent
>>52459419
>to
>>52459393
well
you better PFFGOOOOOOOOHHHHHHaahaHAHAHAaaa
YOU BETTER HAAHAHAA
You b- PFFFFFFFFFFhAHAHA
lads
>>52459385
poof
>>52459391
You lot can barely walk anyway
...its treason then
*launches at you with my lightsaber in a spining motion*
mugi
My dad's locked my bike in the sheddy shed shed,
Sheddy sheddy shed, I wish I was dead.
I miss having a Christmas holiday
>>52459437
do u even work
>>52459419
what is this?
desu
senpai
lads
>CS:GO
>>52459452
Delete this
>>52459353
Join our club
>>52459468
what a quality post
painted some walls at work today lads
>>52459451
Cara is a literal poof tho
>you made your bed when you chose to be a bender. now sleep in it you selfish cunt.
>>52459482
i literally just finished a 10 hour shift
do you even work you intrusive busy body?
shame on you
more daisyposting please
I attribute absolute highest importance to consciousness change. I regard psychedelics as catalyzers for this. They are tools which are guiding our perception toward other deeper areas of our human existence, so that we again become aware of our spiritual essence. Psychedelic experiences in a safe setting can help our consciousness open up to this sensation of connection and of being one with nature.
LSD and related substances are not drugs in the usual sense, but are part of the sacred substances, which have been used for thousand of years in ritual settings. The classic psychedelics like LSD, Psilocybin and Mescaline are characterized by the fact that they are neither toxic nor addictive. It is my great concern to separate psychedelics from the ongoing debates about drugs, and to highlight the tremendous potential inherent to these substances for self-awareness, as an adjunct in therapy, and for fundamental research into the human mind.
>>52459519
you don't have to rub it in
Goodnight sweet little baby
more like poogi
>>52459505
you to
>>52459393
YOU BETTER PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhAHHHHAHAahahaahHAhaHAhahaHHHAHAh
ahaha
ahhhhh
ahhh
you better go CATCH IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
D A I S Y
A
I
S
Y
>>52459544
Daisy best girl of 2015 :3
I heard she is going to be a regular girl as of 2016 replacing Qusimodo ngl
>>52459522
He's right
expecting everyone to fully accept your deviant lifestyle is selfish.
Lads are the chip shops open all day or d t ehy close?
its a good question the shops in lboro close but not sure about round here
hmmmmmm
>>52459544
shes pretty qt and its nice to imagine her as the best gf ever but in reality i bet her personality is just the generic snooty london actress 2bh
>>52459538
BAHAHAHAHA
>he works in 2015 (almost 2016)
YOU'RE A LIVING JOKE TO ALL THE NEETs XDDDDDDD
*cringes @ your answer to my question*
>>52459458
wew
>>52459604
She is a bbc affecionado sorry my white friend
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>expecting everyone to fully accept your deviant lifestyle is selfish.
>>52459580
remember when actors were actually sentimental and didnt just transfer appearances
if u fedora post this ur a cunt and ur mum will die soon
shitposting on /mu/ again
>>52459671
good post
All yanka vacate the premises with immediate effect
>>52459582
>>52459580
>>52459544
who is she? actress?
>hi there, would you care to sign our petition calling for legalisation of psychedelic drugs?
Get off Vent or I'll have you bent
Weekly reminder that Reba is the ultimate qt
I love her hair :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD1iSVNzypc
fucking hate anime so much
>>52459696
zzzzz fuck off S L U G
>>52459725
why yes i woulf
8signs*
>>52459616
dont laught at me you silly girls aha :)
here's a few things abut me
1. my name is charlie
2. i dont mind being in the kitchen
3. i think it's great youre here in brit :)
4. im not going to flirt with you
>>52459723
Keira Kidman Ridley
>>52459419
ne
i pay £200 per weeku for very small rumu. totemo takaii desu >_<
>>52459725
> they don't want you to sign that petition
>>52459723
>being this sheltered
>>52459419
Rent controls when
>>52459725
she looks like she spends too much time inside haha-ha
>>52459768
>kidman
ffs i meant portman REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52459725
>Mannish lesbo stance
>>52459725
Why am I in London?
>>52459768
>>52459780
sorry, i don't do much internet stuff
>>52459725
drugs are for mugs zzzz
>>52459446
ayy this guy
>>52459688
>remember when actors were actually sentimental and didnt just transfer appearances
wat
>>52459835
stop posting this shit
>>52459856
shut up you irish cunt
reply to me again and ill fuck you up
>>52459830
If you're in London it means your life matters, if you live outside London you honestly might as well not exist, your life is irrelevant and sustained by us.
will the chip be closed or what?
just looked up some symptoms and it's likelier I have mono from snogging around and not from licking a vagina haha
phew, thought I was getting an STD when it's probably just cooties
>>52459891
Feels good to be irrelevant desu
>>52459833
shes the face of the biggest film ever and has been all over every type of media for the last month
searching for succ
>>52459874
>ill fuck you up
>>52459688
ahhhhhh yes. the good old days.
*chuckles*
I remember those good old days.
*reminisces*
yep, nothing beats the good old fashioned days, everything was better back in the good old days.
>>52459891
london makes me feel sick desu. doesn't even feel like a british city. and the people who live there don't even realise it. i hope you all die
26 FUCKING YEARS OLD WHY DOES GO HATE ME AND LOVE MUH BALE
Behold, the ultimate beta friend zoned cuck song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU3UFfTDVY8
>>52459780
I didn't know who she is either desu.
>>52459874
again
>>52459921
she's literally irrelevant in any form of the arts and unless her roles drastically change she'll forever be more irrelevant
stop acting like star wars matters
>>52459936
Horrible city filled to the brim with tourists and immigrants 2bh. The north is our only hope
>london makes me feel sick desu. doesn't even feel like a british city. and the people who live there don't even realise it. i hope you all die
>>52459932
i know where u live kunt
sydney
lmfao
*calls my boys is sydney* AY
>>52459970
that doesnt mean she isnt well known you cuck
>London isn't a British city
>>52459997
NORTHERN
PRIDE
WORLD
WIDE
love being northern ngl
>>52459904
i walked passt it and it wos open so i think its oepn
>>52459921
oh, ok
>>52460031
im going to invade ur country you grassy knoll
>2015
>Being a racist
thinking im developing an anxiety disorder
>>52460041
>>52460022
fuck off london cunts go on paying a fortune for a fucking shoebox then getting stabbed by a nigerian when you dare to venture outside
>>52460081
*drives past your house screaming at strange hours*
>>52459725
she's gross until you compare her with the paki behind her
>>52460079
>gif
fuck off
looking forward to the day the jew music industry dies for good
>fuck off london cunts go on paying a fortune for a fucking shoebox then getting stabbed by a nigerian when you dare to venture outside
>>52460084
Good post, I'd also like to add :
>spending half your time in a series of victorian era underground passageways
>tfw bad thoughts that I can't control keep popping into my head and I have to argue with myself to try to stop it
I'm literally turning into Gollum for fucks sake
EVERYTHING THAT HAS A BEGINNING
HAS AN END
>looking forward to the day the jew music industry dies for good
>>52460064
monkey
>looking forward to the day the jew music industry dies for good
>>52460081
my social anxiety developed around age 11-12 and has gotten worse with age. at 17 i began self medicating heavily, now i'm 27 and i'm a broken down drug addict fuck up.
>>52459929
thought it was quite funny desu
>>52460181
pussy
>>52460121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
>>52460081
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>>52460149
Whenever I'm alone with a female I have inescapable thoughts about how easily I could strangle her to death
Need friends that live near me. Can't be doing with this whole "going out once a month" business that I'm stuck with now.
>>52460181
could have sorted yourself with some simple cbt therapy but instead you've just fucked yourself over. nice going idiot.
>Being this transparently jealous of Londoners
>Hating us just because we live in the most important city in the world and you live somewhere boring
>"b-b-but it's white"
>If even Pakis don't want to live in your town it's shit
>>52460210
shit didn't read the question
my heart always searching for maisie
>>52460064
>tfw born to Scous parents, and raised down south
>posh accent mixed with Scouse dialect
Kill me
People on /pol/ are being ironic, right?
I love shitposting about da joos and the happenings on /pol/ and I assumed everybody else was in on the joke, but it just occurred to me that most /pol/ posters are like actual stormfronters.
>>52460030
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
i'd like to see you try to escape from the hands of a sensei shinobi
baka desu senpai, don't fucc around lmao
im unironically from mosman
>>52459308
And in other news:
>JK Rowling had little time for people who were irked by Swaziland-born actress Noma Dumezweni being cast as Hermione in upcoming play Harry Potter and The Cursed Child this morning.
>Responding to (a small pocket of) negative discussion of the casting, she tweeted: "Canon: brown eyes, frizzy hair and very clever. White skin was never specified. Rowling loves black Hermione."
>http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/news/harry-potter-fans-delighted-that-black-the-cursed-child-actress-is-cast-as-hermione-in-series-all-a6781251.html
>>52460246
the fact that bradford is teeming with pakis pretty much makes your argument fall flat m8
>>52460221
That's normal lad lmao
>Hurt my back badly in work
>Had to quit
>Now have flu
>Broke from being unemployed and Christmas
Tis the season :(
>>52460221
>>52460149
Intrusive thoughts, symptom of a wide range of mental illnesses. If you are an impulsive person seek help as you may lash out one day
>>52460246
>london is now new york
>just finished reading Animal Farm
>thought it was quite good but it spent a lot of time saying nothing
>just tried to give the movie a watch
>animal noises and shit constantly annoying you, shit voice acting, shit animation from like 50 years ago
I think i'll leave it at the book tbqh lads
>>52460181
>he believed the """"self-medicating"""" meme
>>52460300
are you over 50
>>52460276
fuck off retard
>anywhere south of Loch Lomond
>'Northerners'
>>52460320
are you under 14
>>52460305
I am dangerously impulsive in some scenarios - like drugs, gambling, but not impulsive at all socially.
>>52460320
animal farm is shit anyway
>>52460290
I'm not saying Pakis only move to good places, I'm saying if even Pakis don't want to live somewhere it must be really shit.
The fact that London is so good even with all the shitskins shows you what an incredible city it is. Most of my mates are white middle-class educated students and I also have a few Indian and black mates who are fully assimilated and based, the fact that I might have to walk past Rasheed or Jamal on my way to the best pubs, clubs, music venues, nightclubs, restaurants, museums, art galleries, shops, etc in the world doesn't bother me at all.
>>52460381
culture is free copyright is an illusion
>>52460276
kek, how long did it take you to figure out they're unironically racist over there?
*pats you on the back*
*remembers back to my first day on 4chan*
there..their
>>52460181
I'm 18 and I'm going down the exact same road your going down. I was offered CBT but I couldn't bring myself to phone the therapy place. Even I did go to therapy it wouldn't help, when I speak to my doctor about how I feel I always feel embarrassed as fuck when I get home and ruminate on my awkwardness, with therapy it'd just be worse.
>>52460406
what if u sit down on a leather couch one day and its full of japanese girls??
>>52460406
the first order did this??
>>52460319
London is much better than New York, although you Micks tried your best ruining both cities.
>>52460221
https://youtu.be/E_SKHGGhEsA?t=259
u hahaha
>>52460422
>there..their
Dad, is that you?
could destory something right now
>>52460445
delusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ1zjM3-uxU
>>52460450
kek
>>52460477
your mum's fanny
>>52460397
fuck off faggot every time you see a TV report from a school for whatever reason it's usually in london and there's like 2 white kids in the whole class. it's absolutely sickening but people like you are just used to it and think it's the natural state of affairs. go die
>>52460423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze6t34_p-84
watch this... it's bretty good.
>>52460423
what is cbt
fucking starving but theres no food in
>>52460422
If they were just racist i could understand, I mean racial superiority isn't that much of a bizarre belief. But do they actually, like actually believe da joos run the world and all those other wacky conspiracies?
>>52460490
please give me credit for this post:
>>52460440
>thinking if you find a gf all your problems will magically disappear
That's when they actually begin.
>>52460328
No I am 24
>>52460448
I swear most women have fashion sense at all.
>>52460397
>londoners are literally so arrogant and unable to take any sort of criticism about their city that they literally defend having pakis in their city
Top fucking kek mate
>>52460397
>london
>best pubs/clubs
literally just pissed myself
*gyrates hips*
u like what u see? haha just kidding
>>52460548
get fit
>>52460506
Cheeky bum tickling
>>52460487
Tbh, all memeing aside, the greatest city in the world is one of London and New York.
I'd say London does just edge it though, mainly because it's safer.
>>52460433
what if that never happens :(
London is a fucking shit-hole. My dad just moved out of there after 20 years and said it was the best thing he's ever done.
>>52460596
>his dad is poor
>>52460397
>best pubs, clubs, music venues, nightclubs
Wrong city m8, more like Liverpool. Or any other fucking city than London.
>>52460496
nah not that something coooked
>>52460517
I'm still not sure about that, I think most of them are being ironic about the jews running the world but it's hard to tell haha
IT'S HIM
>>52460586
>london
>greatest city in the world
yep. provided you're a russian oligarch or arab oil billionaire
>>52460616
>Liverpool
Laptop turned off randomly when I was in the middle of a good post so I got annoyed and ripped some of keys off and punched it a dozen or so times
Now it won't turn on at all
What am I like x
Now I actually have to get out of bed and go on my computer when I want to shitpost. Fuck.
>>52460586
What is so good about London?
expensive, same architecture you see everywhere else, congested as fuck traffic, everything is a tourist trap, its shit
>>52460397
Also, how can a city have the best pubs when Londoners are so anti-social?
>>52460286
Hermione's "white face" is explicitly referenced in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Where can I find a pure version of the in the UK (and who doesn't pose in front of the camera with just her bra on like a slut)?
>>52460506
Cognitive behavioural therapy
I don't know what it is though because I didn't go
>>52460655
It's like a touristy theme park surrounded by ghettos
>>52460647
hey lad is your laptop running?
>tfw you become physically uncomfortable when your HDD fills up too much
Just backed up ~135GB of various films, animus and TV shows and cleansed them from my drive. Feels orgasmic. Probably never watch any of them every again.
>>52460674
lamo fucking nerd
>>52460423
I can't speak with any authority about CBT because I never did it, but I would endeavour to try it out because my mental state could not get much worse. I was too scared to get help when my anxiety got really bad.
I put myself in A&E from a drug binge and they made me a neurologist appointment, kept phoning me about it, but I didn't go and they gave up. I did not enjoy being 24 years old with drips in both arms surrounded by nurses discussing whether there was any urinary incontinence.
Why can't we all just agree that London is the best city.
>>52460680
>(and who doesn't pose in front of the camera with just her bra on like a slut)?
She looks kawaii there
>>52460181
>gotten
Fuck off yank
>>52460695
*tries to hold in laughter but can't*
PFFFHGGHGGHGHHSHSSHTTHTTHTTTTHTHTTHT
>>52460497
You're right I literally don't care haha
>>52460565
Palpable jealousy m80 ;)
>>52460556
Just putting everything into context mate. I would rather put up with Pakis who I don't have to interact with ever to live in the most amazing exciting city on the planet than live with white people in a boring hamlet somewhere in Cumbria or Norn Iron or the Highlands or some other irrelevant place.
>>52460616
>Liverpool
Ahahahahaha XD
Bristol is the best city in the UK
>>52460717
>ausGAYlia
>>52460705
Are you the fuy who got sent to hospital because of MXP?
>>52460586
literally deluded
>best city in the world
>not Ayr
>>52460731
PFPFPPSSSSHHSH *spits out my drink* be be because PFFFFFFFFFFF
What's the oldest book you've read lads? I've read a couple of Jules Verne novels so probably about 1840 earliest or so
>>52460751
have you done your bike MOT or have u a bike sorted?
want a Danish GF/wife/fwb
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52460737
Spotted the Paki Londoner
business idea: talk about things that only native brits have knowledge so the jfs in this thread feel left out
>tfw no qt book gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZw9f6Hl_I
>>52460739
2nd best after Nottingham
>>52460239
>>52460423
CBT is a bit shit desu. It helps you understand your anxiety and learn how to deal with it but it doesn't solve anything, you have to do that by putting yourselves in situations that make you uncomfortable until you get used to it.
t.Recovering agoraphobic.
>>52460705
> I was too scared to get help
Oh pull yourself together and see a fucking doctor.
>>52460695
yeah, i better go catch it XDDDDDDDDD
*upvotes own post with 420 proxies*
*bernando sanderlands gilds post*
*albert einstein awards me a golden medal irl*
*crowd of african children applaud me*
fuck off reddit
>>52460780
the koran
>>52460737
>who I don't have to interact with ever
You just said you have paki friends.
You sound like a paki yourself constantly referring to white people and how can't find a hamlet exciting.
>>52460780
>have you done your bike MOT or have u a bike sorted?
Saving up skint because of crimbo
>>52460770
*has a heart attack*
*falls to the ground and convulses*
*heart starts again from the tremendous vibrations produced by your laughing*
thanks x
>>52460766
>Not Kilmarnock
>>52460780
about 170 AD.
>>52460782
>girl
>>52460782
Youtube, she goes by VisualSounds1
>>52460792
Nottingham is shit
>>52460823
stop feeding the troll.
>>52460737
>i don't care that white people are literally being replaced in their own country
yep, you're a londoner
>>52460823
oh SHIT MUUUUUUUM!!!!!
>>52460796
>students
gee
ignore this photo, she doesn't act like this in real life imo
>>52460792
I thought Nottingham was a shithole.
I went to Warhammer World there once lel but doesn't really count as Nottingam.
Currently using Mitchell to train my brit accent
What do you m80s think of his accent, should i emulate someone else?
52460873
>literally
oooooooooo eeeeee
What's your favourite Sum 41 song lads?
Mine's pieces
>>52460868
you dont know what youre doing lad
youre a mess
>I went to Warhammer World there once
WITCHER 3 GOTY
If you think any game other than the witcher 3 is GOTY, you're retard.
Janny just deleted my golden lel thread
>>52460912
rasheed stop trying to fit in
>>52460880
>>students
Pfffffffffwwwwwwwwwwow cunt, good one.
>>52460751
Almost definitely my post you're on about though I only took a little MXP that night (I think), it was the etizolam-flubromazepam-valium + 1 litre of vodka combo that did me in. These days I'm down to benzos only every 2-3 days though I still drink every day.
>>52460717
>Even Aussies know it
Good lad, feel free to come and work in my local boozer next Summer :)
>>52460763
>fumes silently
I know you wish your ancestors had come over here and you'd have been born a Londoner but it's not too late, come over here yourself whilst we're still in the EU. Millions of paddies live here, they can't all be wrong!
>>52460810
I have a couple of Indian mates and they're absolutely based t b q h, one studies medicine at UCL and will probably treat you when you turn up at some Northern hospital when you're 50 and ready to die. That is if we don't decide to stop subsidising the NHS for you ;)
working 5:30 am on boxing day lads
>>52460912
>training your accent
RASHEED
>>52460940
Am I having a stroke or is what she just said incomprehensible
>>52460925
That's not very nice :( Why would you say that to me through the internet when you wouldn't dare say it to my face? Absolute bully.
*deletes you from my friends list*
>>52460873
>Living outside of London
>Having nothing to be proud of except your race
Sad desu :/
>>52460956
you're headed to an early grave mate
Post your ASMRfu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wRHo2sM05I
>>52460994
it's not rocket science
one day sex
why all scottish school girls look 30?
>>52460994
sweet chilli sauce is your actual boy get that put on anything and it will improve by a hundred million percent you know smother it all over me now
>>52461025
JellybeanASMR aka legfu
aha fuck the pakis am i right lads? xD
objectively what is the point in living?
>>52460964
oh fuck that
fuck retail so much
somehow by gods good graces i got eve boxing and New Years off
>>52461011
hmmmm
>>52461040
Too much testorerone la
went to scotland and I literally didn't understand half of the things they said
especially the lower class
52461067
{you]
>>52461021
it's got nothing to do with london specifically you utter drooling spastic. the same process is going on in pretty much every major city. the very fact that the idea that the UK should remain majority white is controversial shows how insane the political discourse in this country has become
>>52461042
>tfw you never will
>>52461075
>went to scotland
there's your problem m8
>>52460737
love the way the sheltered inbreds think we have pakis in our faces all day just because we occupy the same city. if they ever left their tiny backwards villages they'd realise, but they're too frightened of the big scary pakis to ever do that lmao
really makes you think
>>52461075
>especially the lower class
I thought that was their only class?
remember this one time i was with my mates and we were all laughing and i literally got on the floor and started rolling around
wish i wasn't such a cringe
>>52461109
I literally have none of those, does that mean i should end it?
>>52461140
to each other
net debt of the world is 0
>>52461140
9deep7me
>>52461075
went to visit my family in glasgow last year and my uncle took me to a celtic game and took me to a plastic paddy pub beforehand and didnt say anything the entire time in case they stabbed me because of my southern accent and i couldnt really understand anything that was being said so i just stood there nodding not saying anything ahahah what am i like x
>>52461140
I owe Rasheed 10 quid, Rasheed owes me 10 quid
We just haven't paid each other back because we don't have the cash
Where did the 20 quid of total debt come from xD
Why are ASMR Youtubers always complete psychos/slags?
>>52461122
face it m8 if you earn an average wage of like 20-25k you're better off living outside london. cheaper, more spacious accommodation, less congestion. you might even have a, wait for it.. GARDEN
>>52461122
this 2bh
t. live in birmingham and still haven't been bombed or had my chopped off
>>52461109
Top of that needs to say 'Wifi' LOL
>tfw literally none of the songs on my phone have album art
who /youtube downloader/ here
>>52461152
>I thought that was their only class?
>>52461109
i don't really get it
why do we need self actulixation
whats the point?
>>52461186
kys
>>52461176
Think about it for one second
>>52461186
enjoy your literal shit
>>52460949
>>52460965
And then brits complain about foreigners sounding american
>>52461179
wouldn't get ricketts or lung disease from smog either
>>52461075
bad lad
>>52461207
>>52461205
the quality is alri its just the album art i am craving
>>52461140
what happens if a country doesn't pay debts?
>>52461155
if you're using 4chan you almost certainly have your physiological needs satisfied
now you need your safety need satisfied
>>52461192
its what motivates us
>>52461023
Hopefully
>He doesn't live in an Alpha++ global city
>>52460788
the superior shit taste book qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDGU-pM9ijY
my favourite sweets
>>52461192
I don't even know what it is senpai - haha
>>52461241
They get bullied on /int/
>He doesn't live in an Alpha+++ global village
>>52461221
"Shut up, you have no argument, you're a fucking sheep shagger, you look like a pot noodle"
>>52461140
the overall goal difference in the entire history of football is 0
>>52461277
>gif
fuck off
>>52461281
i don't either haha
>TODAY 04:03 Processed at local depot
get a shift on
>>52461268
literal 9
>>52461179
Yeah, don't live in London if you're poor, I agree. This city is for smart successful white people like me and the non-white immigrants who do all the dirty work.
You live up North and enjoy your lawn whilst we subsidise your life with our hard work, we don't mind. :))
>>52461301
LAD VAN GAAL HAHA
Miss my dad lads
the fuck is wrong with this bitch
>>52461301
so the man never really kicked the ball, if you think about it
>girls get to see naked breasts EVERY day
>>52461354
Dunno she's gone mental
>>52461354
the jews have paid her unimaginable amounts
>>52461354
drugs yo
>>52461378
>gif
fuck off
http://www.spottedbylocals.com/blog/alpha-beta-and-gamma-cities/
Only Alpha++ or Alpha+ cities I've not visited are Singapore and Sydney
>>52461354
she's just tryna stay relevant
>>52461354
Genuniely believe i could pull her on a night out
>>52461347
where is dad
>>52461404
>Singapore
>Sydney
>Alpha++
>>52461435
ded m8
>>>/gif/7841093
im laughing so hard lads
>>52461354
childhood abuse like most people in the entertainment industry
her pussy would have been passed around all the disney directors and CEOs to get her the hannah montana part, that's how it works.
>>52461241
They usually resort to hyper inflation
london cessation when?
>>52461337
whats your super successful job then m8, considering you're posting on 4chan at 3pm on a monday afternoon?
Reminder that Poland is literally a 1st world country
Everything there is brand new and fresh because they've been leeching off EU money since 2004
>>52461140
to Mars obviously
>>52459452
how could they barrel roll?
>>52461452
damn, sorry to hear that about ur dad man.
*kisses u*
>>52461456
fucking kek
>>52461179
live in london, got a garden. i earn 60k though t b h
>>52461483
>replying to a 55 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52461465
Law student m80
>>52461507
>replying to a 40 second old post
live yourself
>>52461473
and they're taking no refugees too
how swell
>I live in a Alpha++ city
don't even notice it
central london is alri though
av a can a kestrel an ayl kick me girlfriend's ed in
>>52461273
I once munched one of these and my tooth came out, wasn't even loose Tbh
>>52461459
oh ok, thank you.
>>52461509
wow you must be earning a shedload
my city is gamma+
>>52461522
They also have a huge brain drain
>>52461473
Shame their immigrants are fucking dreadful though
nu thread when
Why the fuck are folk bothered about age difference when both are 18+ a mean ? Does it concern you ? Nope. Worry abt yourself.
>>52461354
why couldn't she do this when she was fit Tbh
>the only time you ever see greenery is when you fish a bit of lettuce out of your Big Mac
>spending 80% of your earnings on accomodation that you share with 9 other people
>will never own your own place
>commuting through a series of claustrophobic victorian tunnels on a daily basis
>no one around you speaks English
>having to tolerate the idea of being blown up/shot at any given moment
>high crime
>pollution
>massive overcrowding
>can't afford to run your own car
>even if you could there's nowhere to park
Feels great not living in London tbph
>>52461556
brain and brawn drain
>mfw America is a country LITERALLY built on exploiting brain drain
>>52461554
Soon will be m80
>germany most powerful country in eu
>has no important cities
weird
>>52461404
>bristol in the same category as st petersburg
>>52461578
>the only time you ever see greenery is when you fish a bit of lettuce out of your Big Mac
I lost it
>>52461583
of course kiddo
>>52461578
I literally live in 1 Hyde Park
>>52461578
>This lies poortherners tell themselves
Louis Van Gaal Literally on suicide watch
lads wahey Maureen in tbch
>>52461607
fuck off billionaire
>>52461586
it's more sustainable to be like germany, with multiple medium sized cities, than with one big primate city that is far bigger than everything else. london is a moderate example, bangkok is the most primate.
>>52461607
Been past 1 Hyde Park once
nothing special
>>52461586
It doesn't have one city that dominates like the UK and France, just a few mildly important ones. Interesting approach desu
>>52461623
Alright, Muhammed
>mfw I still haven't even been inside/close to the Shard
I'm literally a 30m bus ride away
>>52461651
bang cock haah
Apparently singing along to deck the halls with "capitalism isssss shite falalalalalala" isn't part of the 'Christmas spirit'
>>52461660
pop up here now and i'll throw you off the top you cheeky twat
>Host of Miss World crowns wrong contestant
>>52461651
>>52461681
i was under the impression berlin a big deal
weird to think dublin is as relevant as any german cities, its a shithole
>>52461712
30 miles is quite a bit distance mate
>>52461681
Probably because they didn't control all of their capital city for a large period of time
me on the left haha
>>52461724
>>52461724
>(Dead)
JANNIED
this is my homepage xD
http://heeeeeeeey.com/
>>52461760
30 minutes you melt
>>52461759
berlin is literally the exactly opposite of london in terms of finance. it's a massive net drain on the german taxpayer
>>52461712
>The only shards that Poortherners see are the shards of broken beer bottles they drop on the floor after a night of drinking to forget their pain
Quite sad actually, imagine living in a city without beautiful architecture? Everywhere outside London is full of commie blocks
>melt
>>52461803
troleld
>>52461712
>30 metres away
how bad is your eyesight m8
>>52461651
same thing with its unis. i think germans have a more egalitarian on life in general.
any Lads ever been to Orkney / Shetland?
what's it like up there???
>>52461864
What
>>52461759
Lol, Berlin, Munich and Frankfurt are all much more relevant than Dublin.
>>52461840
>Everywhere outside London is full of commie blocks
>>52461509
>>52461583
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>52461895
not according to that ranking
reminder that 15,000 british soldiers fought in the korean war
might bring myself to orgasm
>>52461888
lots of twinks
>>52461914
GOOD
>>52461935
nice I'll pack my bags
>>52460912
If David Mitchell didn't say funny things his voice would be annoying as fuck
Go for someone like Owen Jones or Tim Farron, much more down to earth and relatable
>>52461888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzaa0Ly1kk
>>52461928
be careful
can't stand girls with shitty pet gimmicks ie likes horses, guinea pigs, rabbits etc hate them all if im honest
>>52461968
TWO
>>52462008
HOURS
Need a nu
STAT
*wiggles me wet noodle around for 2 hours*
>>52461864
>this is actually real
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35150488/hermione-granger-to-be-played-by-black-actress-noma-dumezweni-sparking-fan-debate
WE WUZ WITCHES AN SHIIIIEEEET
>>52461999
horses are great. my family used to own some. had a foal once and it was like a big monster dog.
>>52461960
HECTOOOOOORRRR!!!!
>>52461981
>Northern accents
>>52461909
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>when Lisicki finishes the combo
>>52462064
>unironically being a southern poofter
BWAHAHAHAHAH kill yersef lad
>>52461999
>horses
>literally the most patrician of all animals
>gimmick
>>52461864
I don't mind when black characters are cast when they fit the character, but this shit is just an attempt to be multicultural because that's what the kids are into these days. It's annoying desu.
You just know she wasn't hires for her acting talent, she was hired simply because she's black.
>>52462109
>he lives in the part of the country that is objectively better in every measurable way
>'f-fucking p-poof'
>northerners
HECTOR WHAT IF I POP?
>>52460912
ENTER THE PIT OF SARLACC LITTLE CRISPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SRL7cQNRsI
anyone want a cuppa?
>>52462131
Horses are literally retarded though
All docile animals are automatically shit tier
>>52462131
horses are very very gimmicky in the UK
every middle class blonde girl has one
>shitty harry potter play
>play
>not the comfy older movies
who cares lads lmao
>Northern born and bred
>Posh southern accent
I'm a fucking outcast in both the north and the south
friend who works in house of commons says he's caught at least 5 different mp's surfing /brit/ during session
>A character whose race isn't specified in the source material is being played by a black woman? OUTRAGEOUS.
>>52462225
>movies
fuck off yank
>>52462252
Go to Yank land, the yank girls get absolutely drenched when they hear a posh english accent
would you wear this?
>>52462131
Not as pets though. Owning a few thoroughbreds that you race is not the same as owning some horse stuck in a field as a "pet" its whole life.
>>52462308
'no'
>Be born somewhere poor (up North)
>Single mother can't afford your education
>Grow up thick and on benefits
>Never get a job
>Stay poor, stay up North
>>52462308
no im not a midget or a girl
>tfw everybody has started pronouncing films as "fillums" where I live
WHY? It's fucking weird
>>52462308
Never seen peep show, should i watch it lad(s)?
>>52461268
she's cute in video but her channel profile picture makes her look like a right horse
>>52462348
yes
>>52462304
Isn't that the plot to a film?
But good idea though, mate, should try going on a week holiday to the US
how come when i went to birmingham recently, it was full of non-white? i expected the city to be full of anglo-whites?
>>52462348
yes, if you are socially awkward as well you will find it twice as funny
HECTORRRRR HECTORRR IM POPPING HELP
HELP ME HECTOR BRO
>>52462276
natty physics only
>>52462398
You went to Birmingham, Alabama
>how come when i went to birmingham recently
why you lying for?
>>52462330
That's our London-centric scumbag government's fault, filled with cunts that don't give a shit about anywhere but London
>>52462330
>Be born somewhere poor (up North)
>Single mother can't afford your education but encourages hard work
>Work hard as fuck in state school
>Study law at a top 10 Rustler's group uni in London
>Become rich, never have to live up North again
Wew, thanks mum! That was a close one!
>>52462409
WHAT IF I NEED TO POP
>W-
I'M GONNA POP ANYWAY
>>52462390
Not sure lad haha
If I ever go over there, I'm gonna try and sound extra posh though, they LOVE it
sniffing my pooey fingers
>>52462388
dressage is a fucking joke done by inbred twats
If you can't fuck children because their brains haven't developed yet, why can you fuck retarded people?
>>52462390
>Isn't that the plot to a film?
Literally Hugh Grant: the film
>>52462445
>>Study law at a top 10 Rustler's group uni in London
>>Become rich, never have to live up North again
lmao he thinks this will happen
all my jejs
t. law student (not saying uni because doxable info)
>our London-centric scumbag government
>>52462466
I have never left the North
I mean I've been to other countries, but I've never travelled further south than Sheffield
What is the south like? Is it as dark as they say?
>>52462449
IT WAS THE CARDBOARD BOX HECTOR
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE CARDBOARD BOX
>>52462472
can you?
inb4 haha how do you think you were born etc
>>52462456
LYNX
Y
N
X
>>52462400
I'm socially awkward, but I don't find anything funny.
>Everywhere other than London does alright besides the North
>Fucking London-centric government
is Iko Uwais really in Star Wars lads?
>>52462466
The actress who plays Dobby is a massive qt when she's not in character, saw an interview with her the other day and I'm now seriously considering making her my waifu
>>52462489
The dream
>>52462561
Warwick Davis?
>>52462483
>t. law student at a shit uni for thickos
It's not worth studying it unless you go somewhere good m80. I bet you study a dual honours degree, law and media studies or something
>>52462600
it's cold out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJQTmKl4_Wg
when you get bored of me i'll be back on the shelf
>>52462561
What happened to her? Why didn't she make any kind of return at the end of the series?
>>52462627
>>52462627
>>52462627
new thread
I can't believe how autistic Nerd3 is
>>52462483
we already know you go to liverpool
>>52462640
Don't really know, I liked her return though, definitely gave some closure. It would have been shit if Mark and her lived happily ever after.
>>52462671
LJMU or Liverpool Hope?
>>52462729
dont know which desu
>>52462687
She was clearly falling for him again though
