'Red Ed will ride again' edition.
cara
nige tbqh
>de gay
nth for bum
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
put aside the rhetoric
put aside the rhetoric
put aside the rhetoric
put aside the rhetoric
get around the negotiation table
get around the negotiation table
hello lads
>>52451870
Because music is merely a fashion accessory to them, they don't actually "listen" to it in the true sense of the word.
stuck in the days
i feel like i'm riding a wave
>>52451874
PUT IT ASIDE
post your last.fm lads haha
>10:33
>said they'd call at 10:30
>Because music is merely a fashion accessory to them, they don't actually "listen" to it in the true sense of the word.
>>52451945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHSH9sJUEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBNqNle4ikU
Ridiculously grim weather, depressed
Reposting because I need advice from my lads on /brit/ since I know you guys are experts at romance.
There's a girl in my classes last semester who was really cute and I came across her facebook account and saw she was into anime and videogames and stuff so I sort of got a crush on her but I never spoke to her, not once.
I hope she's in my classes next year and her attendance improves, hopefully we'll end up in the same lab group. I just want to get to know her better, she seems like a cool person. How do I approach a stranger and become friends with her without coming across like a total creep.
>>52451970
that's so fucking true lad
>>52451966
hellooo
>>52452000
Acceptable taste but your opinion is still pleb
>>52452004
just fucking say hello you gay bastard
Hey,
I'm going to do a Carpentry course at TAFE instead of one to become an Electrician.
Thoughts?
>>52452021
Are you literally defending shitty generic autotuned R&B? All the songs sound the same.
>>52452004
Haha thats me anon.
I'm really shy but I would be so happy if you just sang for me randomly when we're at uni.
>>52452004
Just "bump into" her when leaving a class and say "oh hey were you also in ... last year?"
>>52452029
What do I say after I say hello?
dinga linga linga ding dong ding
hi
im looking for molly
i've been searching everywhere and i can't seem to find
molly molly molly molly molly molly
molly
molly
molly
molly
molly
>>52452062
Post something you don't like
R&B is great
>>52452076
"Is it me you're looking for?"
>>52452040
Sounds like you got a promising career in machine operation ahead of you lad.
>>52452040
someone give me your thought.
>>52452068
You're a liar.
>>52452094
i think i can help, i just popped a molly tbH
>>52452100
I don't know the names of any songs because they all sound the same. But I've just listened to my female housemate blast it on the driveway for the last 45 minutes and it driving me crazy.
>>52452112
Thanks :3 I think I'd enjoy it more than being an electrician.
>>52452004
casually be humourous
>>52452017
based greece, greatest nation in europe
what should i have for lunch?
>>52452154
sparkies make more dosh
>>52452154
>:3
>>52452142
how long ago did u pop it?
Why is Hotline Meme so popular?
I skipped through the track and it sounded shit.
>>52452183
food is for the weak
just dring some beer and hunger will go away !
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
>>52452226
good man
>>52452183
twinks on toast
>>52452186
I don't mind making a bit less, from what I've seen on seek and gumtree the discrepancy between salaries hasn't been too much.
Also the course for carpentry is 3 years whereas the electrotechnology electrician course is 4 years.
>there are people here who aren't in the secret thread
Oh I am laffin
Now here's some real music not that autotuned R&B sex music wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkQ6H21QBXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXdRQnogPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
did a sushi lads
>>52452355
good secret haha
>>52452264
With plenty of butter
Here's a quality clip instead of that shite music spam
https://youtu.be/KPxDoFbsvWA
Muslims have highest claimed disability rates in the UK (24% of men, 21% of women)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340599/WikiLeaks-1-3-British-Muslim-students-killing-Islam-40-want-Sharia-law.html
Pakistani Muslims in the UK are four times more likely to be unemployed than Hindus. Indian Muslims are twice as likely to be unemployed as Indian Hindus.
http://www.webcitation.org/query?url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2002/feb/20/race.immigrationpolicy&date=2012-12-05
Policy Exchange: 1 in 4 Muslims in the UK have never heard of the Holocaust;
Only 34% of British Muslims believe the Holocaust ever happened.
http://www.imaginate.uk.com/MCC01_SURVEY/Site%20Download.pdf
http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf
BBC Poll: 1 in 10 British Muslims support killing a family member over "dishonor".
http://www.expressandstar.com/blogs/peter-rhodes/2011/12/28/honour-killing-%E2%80%93-a-stain-on-our-nation/
ICM Poll: 40% of British Muslims want Sharia in the UK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1510866/Poll-reveals-40pc-of-Muslims-want-sharia-law-in-UK.html
GfK NOP: 28% of British Muslims want Britain to be an Islamic state
http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf
Policy Exchange: One third of British Muslims believe anyone who leaves Islam should be killed
http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf
NOP Research: 78% of British Muslims support punishing the publishers of Muhammad cartoons;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/14/opinion/main1893879.shtml&date=2011-04-06
http://www.webcitation.org/5xkMGAEvY
Interview went pretty well i think lads.
>>52452391
Neat
>>52452418
hahah that pic lmao !
>>52452391
did u get discount sushi la
>>52452438
Please be more tolerant of this extremely intolerant ideology.
>>52452442
Did you lie?
>>52452484
nah la, made my own
>>52452448
thank you hitler
>>52452519
They only asked about my previous job which I didn't need to lie about
>>52452343
yeah idk I'm not a tradie 2bh a haha
>>52452548
what was your previous job?
>>52452548
oh, nice. i hope you get the job dude, good luck!
Black people used to be good at music, what happened?
>>52452585
now u know :)
Sodomised the gf for the first time last night boys
Apart from the thrill of 'I'm fucking, but in the butt' it's kind of overrated to be honest
I'd rate it 6/10. Good, but maybe not worth the effort.
>Even those weird kids from my school are starting to get married now
>Girls aren't even ugly
>>52452634
>butt
fuck off yank
>anon you are late inshallah
>>52452596
new generations likes to hear "pussy", "ass", "fuck" 16 times in a song i guess
thug life bruhh
>>52452634
bender
>>52452591
independent living carer
used to wash and make this guy 12 slices of toast and proper crazy meals, favourite client
this is him after he fell asleep on his extra large caromed
hope he's doing alright man, he was a fucking character
>>52452595
thanks man, appreciate it.
>>52452688
Just wanted to say 'but in the butt' 2bh
>>52452596
the jew music industry got them
>>52452738
wow man, hard work.
hope you do fine in your new one !
>>52452647
a legit 4 from school somehow pulled this absolute strong 8 and no one has any idea how
I want to shake the lads hand 2bh
>>52452711
pay denbts
>>52451940
>TSUUUUUUUUUU threads now get deleted
>>52452596
They still are 2bh.
>>52452738
>make this guy 12 slices of toast
Basically you were an obsesity enabler?
>>52452738
>breaching confidentiality laws to this extent.
im literally reporting you to the cops and CQC. not even joking.
>>52452785
Post photos la
>>52452809
didn't have much of a choice lad, if i didn't make it he would of got his mum to anyway..who was hilariously about 3 ft 4 btw
>>52452836
lmao, good luck to ya pal, couldn't give a shit
>>52452782
thanks m8
>>52452785
> attractiveness isn't objective
> strong personality - nice, funny, charming etc.
>>52452793
:^(
>>52452855
>lmao, good luck to ya pal, couldn't give a shit
Haha fucking great response, you sound like a jokes guy
Just put this note through next doors letterbox.
"No one wants to hear your shitty music you dolite cunt. Close your window or get some fucking taste"
>>52452647
this guy is married and he has a severe facial deformity
>>52452940
HAHAHAHAHA
>>52452936
yeah i'm a joker bruv, a radical, my humour knows no limits
I just do NOT give a fuck
>>52452953
What a manly deformity, looks like a cartoon superhero
>>52452940
>the kid's play area in the back
Betabux detected
An Australian strong 8 is going to be a weak 5
>>52452845
nah I won't do that to the lad, he was really nice and everything
Plod wocca wocca was flying around my estate for a good half an hour lads
Bit concerned
Australia has the best music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DonG2JD_y7Q
>>52453014
So? You think I work for MI6 or something like I'm going to analyse his face and pinpoint his location through s satellite just to have a chuckle at him? We live on opposite sides of the planet pal I'd say the chances of me knowing him are somewhat slim
why would God create so many homosexuals just in order to torture and destroy them? I thought he was a loving God.
>>52453079
>You think I work for MI6 or something like I'm going to analyse his face and pinpoint his location through s satellite just to have a chuckle at him
you seem to know an awful lot about tracking people down
>>52452953
I require only your strongest potions
>>52451914
Do they bully her and make her eat spiders?
That's hot.
>I thought he was a loving God.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-35148909
>Chinese """infrastructure"""
>>52453144
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52453101
Homosexuals chose to turn away from gods light by being gay
turns out i have no friends lads
think ill commit suicide instead
>>52453101
>It was just a prank bro
>>52451970
>QT in my work is a huge fan of Wishbone Ash
>I never knew who they were
I feel so pleb. The worst part of it is that I LIKE older British music too, I should know this shit.
>>52453178
bye
>>52453178
i'll be your friend
until the end
>Chinese building nuclear power stations here
>God is a 'perfect; being
>accidently makes gays
>>52452002
Aye lad, I was going to go to the town center and get myself some Sir Cliff Richard. I am sorely contemplating spending an afternoon over at /hc/
>>52453217
they're just providing the cash m8
>>52453217
They aren't, they're just paying some of the money towards them
>>52453217
Thought we were meant to be going French with our nuclear program?
>>52453220
He didn't make gays, being gay is environmental conditioning.
>>52453220
its weird 2bh.
either he is a perfect being and thus homosexuals are 'perfect' (like we view straight people as perfect)
or he is imperfect and has made flawed beings and isn't worthy of our worship.
not sure these ancient desert dwellers knew what they were doing when they made this shit up.
>>52453240
>>52453270
What do they get out of it
>>52453292
No one would be gay by choice desu
What people still don’t get about the Cameron/Osborne regime is how virtually every decision springs from a random set of extreme ideologies. Instinctive loathing of “green crap”, including wind and solar power, is one. Embracing some monster building projects, especially nuclear, regardless of cost or worth, is another. But their vaulting ambition for grand projects can only come with soaring off-the-books debt, despite all the lectures on austerity and balanced budgets
>>52453193
Jeez kill yourself
>>52453312
when the resulting nuclear energy is sold they get some of the profits
>>52453293
Or being gay is a choice
>>52453312
A return on their investment after a period of time.
>>52453293
He gave us free will, and with it the right to choose whether we want to abandon him and become pillow-biters
>>52453220
Being gay is a choice you make to fall out of God's love.
nathan is now my bf
>>52453338
Haha China is literally doing an us.
But this time we're the poor third world country
>i believe in free will
>>52453316
How is environmental conditioning a choice?
The Chinese are investing 30 billion in the UK, in return we are promising to pay them everything we have for the next 50 years. Basically the deal Cameron is signing is the equivalent of a payday loan from the most unscrupulous of lenders who's going to break our legs at some point.
>>52453353
I never realised this, thanks for opening my eyes to the truth.
*sneezes*
>>52453390
Hardly senpai, this was done by mutual agreement.
>>52453178
Yeah, that happens when you rarely leave the house.
>>52453316
I would, I find it easier to talk to men.
>Britain is now so poor that it's accepting money from China
The Chinese premier was right Britain is a weak and pathetic nation
listening to beach house and feeling sad lads ... *farts*
>>52453561
money is money mate
>>52453561
>all these cuts and we're still poor
What happened?
>>52453566
this will cheer u up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhCKqnfiEs
>>52453591
this didn't cheer me up haha there is no way this thing is cheering me up
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG
cheeky pint with the lads
>>52453588
something something Labour ruined the economy
Reminder that Christmas will be a let down, as it is every year.
>work puts on a lunch
>eat said lunch
>feel ill 4 hours later
stupid fucking idiots
>>52453588
Immigrants happened
>>52453580
>this is what brits tell themselves
it's only a matter of time before you start accepting """donations""" from ISIS in exchange for citizenship.
>>52453588
The bankers the bonuses the bonuses the bankers it's disgusting.
>>52453617
Both of those pints look terrible. Wonder if the barman was taking the piss or maybe he wasn't a real barman but some MI5 plant (as was everyone in that bar during the photoshoot).
>>52453623
Christmas is alri, it's December I can't stand
>>52453655
Only if they have oil too
>>52453610
this will cheer u up www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeHBd_RTpY8
>>52453655
>not accepting donations from ISIS
it is 2015, mate.
>>52453656
It is pretty disgusting how much they get in bonuses though lel
>>52453167
>>52453332
I'm giving it serious consideration.
>>52453623
Nah m8
Christmas is always top notch
>>52453580
>Britain can't afford to build it's own powerstations
>has to beg a third world country for money
""""""""Great""""""" britain
>>52453655
Western world is fucked m8, might as well go out with a bang :^)
>>52453722
You should write for the Daily Mail
>>52453722
>sad Bradley
You know it's the end when he is not in hysterics.
>>52453623
I don't even bother getting hyped up for it any more, I don't enjoy spending time with my relatives, I don't want to go eat lunch with them, I just want to sit on my arse at home and get on the piss.
I shouldn't feel bad for not wanting to spend time with people that I wouldn't hang out with if they weren't my relatives...
The cognitive dissonance of simultaneously claiming that private is always better and more efficient whilst paying the Communist Party of China to run our nuclear sector is very impressive.
>>52453721
t. normtron with a loving family
Fuck off.
>>52453704
In a free country anyone is worth what the highest bidder is willing to pay for their services. But I'm sure you'd prefer everyone give you all their money for being a useless mong instead, just like all the crusty hippies I see protesting on the news.
*sniff sniff*
FEE FIE FOH FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN
Fact: Australian Soldiers get paid twice as much as British Soldiers.
>>52453789
Banks literally caused the final crisis and embezzled money it's pretty shitty to reward them for that.
>>52453852
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453852
Fact: you're a bent twat
got a few left over (You)'s if anybody wants em
>>52453861
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453887
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453852
fact: you're gay
Fact: Footballers get paid a billion times more than British Soldiers.
We should give the banker bonus money to soldiers
>>52453789
Do you believe banking bosses work harder than everyone else?
>>52453902
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453951
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
jesus christ literally every thread on /tv/ is star wars related.
>>52453964
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453951
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453950
They work hard stealing other peoples money
>>52453852
People don't join the army for the money mate
>>52453970
stop talking to urself loser
>>52453990
>stealing
People willingly give their money to banks so they can gamble with the money.
I keep my money in a hole in the back garden so the wankers OOPS!!!... I mean bankers, can't touch it!!!
>>52453852
who cares, they're all baby killers and war criminals
>>52453997
yeah but it's nice to get paid a decent amount of money.
>I don't believe that bankers deserve every penny of their millions in ill-gotten gains
Check out the leftist hippie lads!
>>52454031
i keep my money in your mums hole.
Let's abolish the banks lads, then we can go back to a fair and just barter system like they had in the fair and just middle ages.
oneitis is at work lol, the wageslave bitch
>>52454026
I don't think everyone in the world was willing to let the banks cause the financial crisis m8
>>52453479
good post
We should give the bankers the bonuses and footballer wages to the syrian refugees.
>>52454112
>implying people care about the bigger picture
bankers should earn minimum wage for taking care of everyones money.
>>52454159
All I care about is the fact that bankers haven't been held accountable and hung.
>>52454149
>footballers get paid billions for rolling around the floor acting
>rugby players get about 10p per week
how do banks work lads aha
We should take all the bankers wages and give them to the hardworking NHS nurses and Soldiers. Even after all the banks and bankers leave the UK and take their billions of pounds of tax revenue with them.
>>52454171
>Taking care of
Literally all they need to do it put the money in a safe. But they gamble it away and cause financial meltdowns.
>>52454194
>London's Overground network is run as a joint venture between the German state rail operator Deutsche Bahn and private company MTR.
>Merseyrail is owned by the Dutch state
>CrossCountry is owned by German state rail operator Deutsche Bahn
>Southern rail and First TransPennine is owned by the French government
Why did we privatise our rail network to sell it off to other countries governments?
>>52454206
They safely invest it so you earn interest and your money is still insured and safe. no risk investment + safekeeping of your funds, what more can you ask for?
1. Are you on the spectrum
2. How has this affected your life
3. poo haha
>tfw beating the banker jews at their own game by paying for everything on my credit card but paying it off before I get interest.
>all these Corbyn rimmers who got lost on the way to their university campus designated safe spaces
>>52454259
1. i don't think so, never been officially tested though.
2. don't think it has desu
3. pee haha
>>52454251
Yeah but Merseyrail's pretty good to be fair
>>52454257
They don't safely invest is they gamble with it
>>52454257
>They safely invest
>>52453120
Don't worry anon I got your reference
>>52454251
Probably because the Tories value a quick quid above all else.
>>52454270
Just because you don't like the fact that bank bosses get a million pound bonus for causing a financial meltdown doesn't make you a Corbyn supporting SJW la
>>52454300
>>52454305
Well, I'm not sure how shit goes down in 3rd world countries but over here in 1st world countries (#2 HDI btw) it's risk free to use banks.
>tfw no belly gf
>>52454360
Greece disagrees
>>52454343
>causing a financial meltdown
It was actually caused by Bill Clinton, he decreased banking regulations in America which allowed them to start buying up toxic assets en mass.
music speaks to me lads
it incapsulates me.
>>52454375
post yfw they think she's high test
https://youtu.be/q8ZisDHg6v0?t=22
cracking scene that
yesterday when everyone was posting in the /a/ thread i found it really funny
just wanted to say because i didn't get the chance before
>>52454409
cracking film mate
>>52454375
Pretty hot desu
>>52454388
>allowed them to start buying up toxic assets en mass
That's the banks fault then isn't it?
>>52452109
Hahahah
>>52454403
Still pooing in McDonald's, lads.
I seriously think I need to go to the doctor
Noticing a lot more normies are getting into Justin Bieber.
Why
>>52454388
>allowed them
So we agree they're the ones that did it?
If murder was legal it would still be immoral.
>>52454450
>hot
Fuck off yank
>>52454473
Banging tunes innit
>>52454493
Fine, I'll reiterate.
THAS A PROPER FIT BIRD AYUP LADS, EH? I'D RAM ME COCK UP ER ARSE
best place to live up north? sheffield, leeds? York seems nice but too quiet.
>>52454473
It's disgusting innit, I've literally had some guy on a random teamspeak ask me if I've heard JB's new album. He said some song on that album was good, haven't been back to that teamspeak since.
>>52454473
Purpose is a good, solid album
No Sense, What Do U Mean, Sorry are bangers
DAISY DAISY
GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO
I'M HALF-CRAZY
FOR YOUR POSHGIRL VAGOO
IT WON'T BE A COMFY MARRIAGE
AND I'M NO NIGEL FARAGE
BUT YOU'LL LOOK SWEET, WITH THIS FAT NEET
AS HE SLIPS IT IN YOUR VAGOO
>>52454575
Liverpool/south-west Lancashire
Cheap housing and noice water
>>52454473
Is it too late now to say sorry?
might do a sleep, lads
windy as hell outside lads
>>52454603
this triggers me
just did such a hefty poo I floated out the bathroom
>reading book on my phone
>app keeps skipping to the last page by itself
>almost spoiled the story for myself multiple times now
>decided to get a different app
>the same exact fucking thing happens
Anyone know a good .pdf reader for Samsung?
>>52454665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcz-XR3HTMk
>blood tests results tomorrow hopefully to see what the cause oft this exhaustion is
>tfw I know they'll just go THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU LOL IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
Disciples, we're going to talk to you about the most urgent thing that is on our mind, and what we suspect is the most urgent thing on the minds of those who will connect with us.
Planet earth is about to be recycled, your only chance to evacuate is to leave with us.
Planet earth about to be recycled, your only chance to survive or evacuate is to leave with us.
>>52454657
Started raining and windy as fuck
>>52454685
Get a kindle m8 they're great.
