poo peeland edition
Got em!
Kyary
Bloody yanks stop making /brit/ threads
>>52449252
Me in the image
cara
>>52449286
>>52449286
>>52449286
>>52449286
this tbqhwy
Imagine being from New Zealand. Must be well weird lol
>>52449286
fuck off pom
>>52449278
fuck off pom
>>52449263
fuck off yank
>>52449310
fuck off bruce
>>52449312
fuck off bruce
>>52449319
fuck off pom
>>52449319
lol ikr
>>52449319
>he doesn't have the freedom to stay in Australia forever
top lol
>>52449341
I'm still not convinced you guys are actually real haha
>>52449252
Why are both Islands the same country? Why can't Ireland accept that it can happen?
Wish my drunk self was my normal self
>you used to ring me on my mobile
put your hands
down my pants
you might feel nuts
you know from this angle you look just as good as you did when we first met ;-)
>>52449328
You fuck off
>>52449368
haha were fake lol (invented by the jews)
>2015
>not being a fire worshiper
>>52449396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ohNBnoR6jv
>>52449396
>late night when you need a rogering
>>52449471
very good
ahahhahahhhahahahaaahhahhahahah
>>52449471
haha is that you?
>>52449471
lol encore
>>52449492
no its your fuckin mum
>>52449513
oh okay haha
>>52449471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p1aL2iKsTS
>>52449366
Aren't Kiwis being deported from Australia tho
>>52449492
yeah haha x
>>52449502
havn't even listened to this cuz my dad is coming up the stairs when I went to preview it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yj3eixampF
>>52449471
Ah excellent, very impressive
>>52449252
Haha
poo pee
>>52449529
Only shitcunts who have a jail sentence of >1 year
>have contest for sports personality of the year
>contestant with least personality wins it
>>52449530
wow you sound like a genuine yank
your dad must be proud haha :P
>>52449566
>prison island deporting prisoners
bit weird ngl
I wanna take a road trip through New Zealand some day, just for the driving pleasure.
I've also already roughly drawn out a trip through the UK for nice driving. Ferry to Newcastle, the driving to Edinburgh and spending the day, then to Inverness, Loch Ness, Skye, Fort William, Loch Lomond, Glasgow, the Lake District and Liverpool with a night inbetween somewhere, and afterwards through Wales to Bristol, and time it so you finally in Portsmouth for the Goodwood Festival Of Speed. You might even be lucky and pick up a track day or two along the way. Knockhill, Three Sisters, Aintree, Oultree Park, Llandow, Colerne, Castle Combe, Hullavington and Thruxton are all more or less along the way.
Do Australians still use the verb : 'Ripper'?
going to work lads
>>52449602
delete this
>>52449574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R62giGTwVK
bit rude like and my da is proud because I'm a handy bloke
>>52449607
never
>>52449622
actually it's a canadian song and canadians are definitely NOT yanks
>>52449622
is that english
>Transformation: (from left) Paul Thornley has been cast as Ron Weasley, Noma Dumezweni as Hermione Granger and Jamie Parker as Harry Potter - they will star in stage play Harry Potter and The Cursed Child
>>52449598
>not driving the Northern irish motorcycle road racing routes
NW200 lad
>>52449650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wSB25dJkG4
>>52449627
Shame. What about 'Shit House'?
>ywn go to the drive-in cinema with your 17 yo gf with braces and perm in midwest america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXADx5ZosNc
>>52449688
rarely
>>52449655
I'm in a car m8, what the hell would I want on motorcycle racing routes? Also Ireland is too fucking far away just for some driving. Mind you I'll likely have to take a car there from home because there's really no easy way of getting a car registered for two weeks in the UK as a foreigner. I don't think there's even a hard way.
do english people listen to bloc party as much as me?
(a lot desu)
>>52449652
>No Idris Elba as Harry Potter
Bit disappointed by the lack of diversity desu
>>52449652
Easy on the polyjuice potion you three hahahaha
>>52449691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgM4Uh0XCrY
Would quite like to try singing a doowop song with some other lads but don't know anyone
>>52449729
they don't want you to sing doowop
>>52449729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icXwhfIjOlw
Just finished From Hell lads
Feel a bit mental haha
>>52449652
How did Hermione go black?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oAZ7TEBkGg
>>52449740
rude
>>52449743
https://youtu.be/8y1mbb4Fk-g?t=5 me on right 2bh reckon I could sing lead no problem
>>52448985
bit disgusting lads
>>52449748
malfoy did a spell on her
This is now Poo Peeland thread. Everyone else get the fuck >>>/out/
>>52449783
I have an unhealthy obsession for fanny
they're all gr8
I love setting shit on fire. If I was the last person on earth I'd set so much shit on fire. I'd burn down so many important buildings
>>52449791
AUSTRILJA JE NEW ZLAND
>>52449756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uq81WYoSxO
first time i've naturally got up before 11 o'clock in about 2 years lads
>>52449813
shouldn't have gave him any you's haha
>>52449814
gz
>>52449756
Holy shit I live in a nation full of autists.
Literally at work now haha, oh the life of a wagecuck.
>>52449530
Drake is a what?
>>52449812
'STRALIJA JE SRBJA AND IS VERI STRONG
>>52449860
Who was doing the sniping is sarajevo? serbs or mercenaries paid by bosnia to shoot civs and frame it on serb
>>52449813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1We2p8WjCMr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EM39PKKsWs
>>52449813
you have the voice of a terrified choir boy
Facebook is full of lefty muzzie shite, lads
>>52449901
i remember my first beer too little buddy
>>52449915
amen
>>52449905
post girl bp
>>52449915
lefties are loud and proud.
>>52449910
you would know what a terrified choir boy sounds like...
>>52449938
It's a blue board, sorry anon.
>>52449901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11OrV1bHjFB
here's me impersonating cats, thanks
>>52449936
>i remember my first beer too little buddy
>mfw drank an 18 pack bymyself
Fuck I love myself
>>52449905
LONDON
>>52449901
very autistic voice
>>52449860
Where did you appear from slavko?
>>52449962
your dad made sure of it :'(
>>52449962
And his name is N-A-T-H-A-N
>>52449860
you are worst straya. you are the straya idiot you are the straya smell. return to cronulla. to our sydeny cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,melburn we will never forgeve you. gay hippie rascal FUck but fuck asshole straya stink aussie sqhipere shqipare..straya genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead straya..ahahahahahCUNT WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .we kill the king , albania return to your precious lebabnon….hahahahaha idiot straya and cunt smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CUNT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. NZ+usa+britain+slovak=kill straya…you will ww2/ tupac alive in New Zealand, tupac making album of NewZEaland . fast rap tupac nz. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink straya… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in nz ….fuck the straya ,..FUCKk ashol strayas no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the straya farm aminal with rap magic now we the kiwi rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and aus wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. nz greattst countrey
>>52449905
No, you're not. You just like to whimper in a high voice when you have a dick up your ass, faggot.
>Car Insurance company says my insurance premium will stay the same even after I declared all my modifications
>>52449971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQSSpjcu6g
>>52449984
probably an accurate description desu
>>52449980
>drinking an 18 pack by yourself
fatty
>>52450012
leave
>>52450033
also correct
>>52450021
> tfw £1500 a year for a 2010 Lancer GS4
Fucks me up desu
>>52450022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mZysdmG3J5
can you guess what animal i am?
>>52450022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vYf8hDy623
Pakis?
Pathetic PISSlamic roaches that will die by my holy blade... DEUS VULT!
Whispered something in your ear
It was a perverted thing to say
But I said it anyway
Made you smile and look away
>>52449981
fuck off
>I kind of wanted Tyson Fury to win. Not because I agree with him or like him, but it would have really annoyed everyone involved with the process in a way which would have greatly amused me.
Literally the top comment on Reddit. Glad he didn't win :)
>>52450069
that isn't bad
>>52450072
>>52450074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00oOJMETwQw
>>52450101
Same lad, he's Paki-tier anyway.
>>52450108
attention whore
>your country
>does your country produce TOP SHELF BP?
>USA
>NO
>>52450106
£1000 is pretty shit, I was paying £400 before I moved to Birmingham. Now it's £700
>>52449915
get >>>/out/
>>52450124
fuck off nonce
>>52450124
America
I don't know, I'm not a fucking queer
>>52450126
>moving to Birmingham
*vomiting noises*
>>52450119
>>52450101
>I care which man kicked the ball with the most personality this year
>>52450150
fuck off redneck autist who posts vocaroos cursing out your cat and making the whole fucking nation of 320 million people look bad
>>52450124
What is BP?
>>52450126
Its actually p good since I live in a bad area, dont have a garage and have only just got my license.
Still fucking expensive as shit.
In all honesty Im considering using my car savings to import something from Japan on the cheap, then do what every other importer does and sell it for 3x it's worth.
Could make bare dosh desu
>>52450172
british petroleum
>>52450172
british petroleum
>>52450167
what
>>52450172
British Petroleum
Captured ISIS fighters have had their fate decided by users of Instagram in a game called ‘Kill Him or Let Him Go?’
The terrified fanatics were photographed with their hands cuffed behind their back with the message: “Kill him or let him go?” Members of the public were then given an hour to vote. Most of those taking part voted to execute the ISIS prisoners.
So the account did what they said they would do, and they posted the photos – which have since been removed by Instagram showing them dead.
A guerrilla group called Iraqiswat is behind the chilling new tactic as they seek to match the savagery shown by ISIS in Iraq and Syria.
>>52450108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1spFPCFYMmf
unedited version
>>52450172
boy pussy I mean britsh petroleum
>>52450207
>moderate rebels
>>I care which man kicked the ball with the most personality this year
Nathan's gotta be 16 by now eh?
Hey lads, is it easy to find a job in UK if you are a PC technician ?
>>52450177
>Importing a car
>Making money
You realise you have to pay massive amounts of inport tax that will likely kill any profit right?
>>52450231
fuck off nonce
>>52450231
they don't want you to know
>>52450207
Nice job, you can only fight a forest fire with fire.
>>52450231
NATHAN
STOP LISTENING TO FUCKEN SMOUSE YA DEAF CUNT!
>Gogglesprogs
No sir, I don't like it
>>52450244
No, foreigners have taken all the jobs
>>52450207
>yfw they'll be doing this with British troops when we eventually put boots on the ground
>>52450253
It only makes me want to know more
>>52450247
you can get an AE86 from japan for 4000 euro then sell it for 10k+ when its registered in europe, import tax is like a hundred or 2
Yo where the fuck is /balt/ + /ausnz/ ??
>>52450273
>Sir
Fuck off Yank
I'm not gay, but if I was particularly drunk and lonely I'd probably fuck a trap. Since I have a server lack of shame I'd probably only feel bad about for like like 10 minutes
morning lads
>>52450289
they all joined forces to try to get relevant and still dropped off the last page
>>52450281
they want you to think that
>>52450289
it archived
I think they all did a Lithuanian ;__;
bps leaking
>>52450286
If it was that easy then everyone would be doing it.
That's just a general life tip. If you see an easy way of making money, it wont work because if it did work everyone would be doing it.
>>52450316
crossing my fingers for being legal
>>52450280
>implying we won't get local forces to do the grunt work
We're just there to test out new armaments like the Brimstone, so we have metric data and can sell them to other countries.
>>52450289
>mfw antipodeans want me to notice them by using another general
>>52450335
Sorry that's all my fault, would you like me to plug it?
>>52450330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZxntoOpRLU
>;__;
I think all major cities being under water would be pretty neat, desu. Bring on global warming, I don't give a fuck. It'll be like a sci-fi book
>>52450369
yes desu ;)
you'll need a very thick plug though
>>52450305
I would fuck a trap and feel no shame at all desu, I'd even fuck a twink and feel no shame.
Tell moms I said bless up
>>52450275
i heard you guys are pretty friendly
dont give me the foreigners shit
foreigners are taking jobs everywhere even in greece.
>It'll be like a sci-fi book
This is the only ground troop Britain needs to destroy ISIS
This girl won miss universe lads
>>52450396
>I'd even fuck a twink and feel no shame.
It has to at least look like a girl for me, otherwise I won't even get hard
>>52450410
>jobs
>in greece
>>52450410
are you white?
>>52450410
Relatively yes we are very friendly, but all the IT jobs have been outsourced to India, because they work for $300 per month instead of $2000.
>>52450396
dat ass
>>52450423
"""""""girl""""""
This /balt/ + /ausnz/ ripoff general is pretty shit. Why does "/brit/" feels the need to rip off /balt/ + /ausnz/ when it's so much worse? Bring back /bantz/.
>>52450412
It's true though
>>52450423
2/10
>>52450444
Oh shit I got trips everybody.
>>52450424
Honestly think you can't be straight if feminine twinks don't at least give you a confused stiffy. Not saying you have to shag them if they do nothing at all for you you're probably into big hairy men with massive willies.
>>52450349
hello mr cumia
>>52450436
yep
>>52450439
that sucks
Lets walk off a cliff
http://lichess.org/yCFfAJ2R
>>52450247
> Importing an S14 silvia, including import tax is around 5k
> Can sell them for around 10k
All you need to do is find a reliable contact in Japan to buy the car and handle the shipping, which is easier said than done desu.
>>52450444
You could add /cum/ to that too, but you still won't match our soft power desu
all i ever do is think of you >_<
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mLnvDBADq5 you don't realize how much you slow your voice down to match your playing irl hehe
>>52450462
Aye nye!
:^)
>>52450305
Reminder that being attracted to traps is not in any way gay:
http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayFulltext?type=6&fid=10017053&jid=PSM&volumeId=-1&issueId=-1&aid=10017052&fromPage=cupadmin&pdftype=6316268&repository=authInst#cjotab_
>Background
Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP) is sexual interest in gynandromorphs (GAMs; colloquially, shemales). GAMs possess a combination of male and female physical characteristics. Thus, GAMP presents a challenge to conventional understandings of sexual orientation as sexual attraction to the male v. female form. Speculation about GAMP men has included the ideas that they are homosexual, heterosexual, or especially, bisexual.
>Method
We compared genital and subjective sexual arousal patterns of GAMP men with those of heterosexual and homosexual men. We also compared these groups on their self-ratings of sexual orientation and sexual interests.
>Results
GAMP men had arousal patterns similar to those of heterosexual men and different from those of homosexual men.
>Conclusions
Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual.
>>52450466
If it's specialist work or customer facing work you should be ok though. Everyone likes to pretend they're tolerant but customers don't like talking to Indians.
>>52450486
But how do you know you're not buying a complete lemon if you don't personally inspect the car?
>>52450503
M*dslims rekt
>>52450461
I guess I'd fuck that Swedish weep "rock star". Shit, I probably would even feel bad about it. Though I have no sense of shame anyway
>The Embassy of Sweden in Bangkok said Thailand has announced its first HeForShe Ambassadors.
(trying to bring in feminism)
The embassies here always do meme things.. not long ago there was an American burger competition.
I used to ring you on my landline
>>52450536
Hold up i'm using the internet
>>52450523
Like I said, find someone reliable.
Also, Japan has really strict rules in regards to reselling cars, especially when they're going to be exported.
Their second hand market is cheap as balls, especially with cars with high power, due to the insane taxes the Japanese government place on them due to curtailing smog.
Hey guys remember that time Scotland voted no for independence.
You used to send me docs on my fax-line
>>52450563
Is it too late now to say sorry?
>>52450532
Fucking hell, Yanks are so repressed, patting themselves on the back for not feeling shame about wanting to shag a man.
In the UK if you haven't had your cock buried inside a tight, hot, sweet boipucci by the age of 18 people assume there's something wrong with you.
you used to tie two tin cans to a washing line
A e i o u
These are vowels.
>>52450571
They realises that shortbread exports wouldn't cover the cost of their bennies.
you used to send me smoke in the skyline
>>52450605
JOHN MADDEN
>>52450533
Are you the UK's first paedo ambassador?
>>52450593
There's absolutely something wrong with me
Eating a Tunnock's Teacake lads
>>52450620
Are you sure you know what an ambassador is?
where are Ü now that I need ya
>>52450571
> mfw Im English, living in Scotland and voted no
>>52450488
http://youtu.be/3GasdhXLXYA
>>52450593
thats why i need to find nathan before its too late for him
Having a poo in McDonald's
AMA
>>52450673
Why is your cock so small and why is a non-white like you in the United Kingdom?
>>52450533
>American burger competition
Kek
>>52450673
>McDonalds
Fuck off Yank
I am an Aboriginal Australian or Torres Strait Islander
>>52450512
i see..
thanks for the info lad!
>>52450700
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/28/bangkoks-10-best-burger-kings-uniting-central-world-beefy-showdown
>Simply go to the U.S Embassy Facebook page and post an original photo of your favourite burger and describe why you like it in the comment. The three comments with the most likes will each be rewarded with 10 burger vouchers worth a total of THB3,000 to share with friends.
tell me truth boy am i losing you for good
>>52450774
Good song, shame she wasn't more successful
>>52450799
Such a comfy atmosphere
just woke up desu
Thailad is a nonce
I put the hinges in the fucbois hands
>living in Thailand
>never having a cheeky ladyboy shag
I haven't dated a girl in 5 and a half years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaF-pGyKaOg
>tfw no jhene gf
>>52450872
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>>52450872
same hahaha
>>52450872
I've never dated a girl. I visited two internet romances in real life when I was a teen but that went absolutely nowhere.
>>52450872
Are you the guy who goes after fat chicks?
>>52450872
>dating girls at all
triggered
>>52450905
No. The girl I dated was skinny despite me being chubby.
>>52450895
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>>52450903
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haven't dated a girl who was 5 years in 5 years
>>52450872
>dated
fuck off yank
>FONT
>>52450939
how old are you?
>>52449252
What's up lads
Just getting a cup of tea
Havent had a gf ever
>>52450895
How do you deal with the sadness and the loneliness?
I regret dumping her.
>>52450967
23.
>>52450995
You're Australian, it's expected that your women would crave superior kiwi dick since that's what they're made for. No one really holds the fact that you're inferior genetic stock against you, in fact it's expected of you.
>>52450872
5 years ? you are weak.
i have never kissed a girl
>i'm 24yo
>>52451023
Whatever cunt
I caught mommy rimming Santa Claus
>>52451039
What went wrong?
Doing a sit on the toilet
>>52450872
First Christmas in 5 years with no gf
I kinda feel your pain
>people who haven't gotten involved with girls
You've dodged a bullet there desu
>>52451074
>Gayreek
Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
>seeing pictures of her with other guys
>it's been five years and you still aren't over her
I love my kids ke-ke-ke-ke-kellogs cornflakes
>>52451121
Anything sounds better than that
>>52451121
Express an interest in cuckoldary to her, it's an absolutely enriching experience.
>>52451121
You'll never really be 'over' her.
>>52451074
never really tried hard to get one
i tried to but not as hard as you need to, if you want to get a gf.
>>52451116
you are funny h4-h4-h4
>>52451152
I'm sure if I find another girl I love who loves me back, I'll get over her. I just have this emptiness and no one to fill it.
>>52451179
>I just have this emptiness and no one to fill it.
