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'Red Ed will ride again' edition.
cara
nige tbqh
>de gay
nth for bum
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
put aside the rhetoric
put aside the rhetoric
put aside the rhetoric
put aside the rhetoric
get around the negotiation table
get around the negotiation table
hello lads
>>52451870
Because music is merely a fashion accessory to them, they don't actually "listen" to it in the true sense of the word.
stuck in the days
i feel like i'm riding a wave
>>52451874
PUT IT ASIDE
post your last.fm lads haha
>10:33
>said they'd call at 10:30
>Because music is merely a fashion accessory to them, they don't actually "listen" to it in the true sense of the word.
>>52451945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHSH9sJUEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBNqNle4ikU
Ridiculously grim weather, depressed
Reposting because I need advice from my lads on /brit/ since I know you guys are experts at romance.
There's a girl in my classes last semester who was really cute and I came across her facebook account and saw she was into anime and videogames and stuff so I sort of got a crush on her but I never spoke to her, not once.
I hope she's in my classes next year and her attendance improves, hopefully we'll end up in the same lab group. I just want to get to know her better, she seems like a cool person. How do I approach a stranger and become friends with her without coming across like a total creep.
>>52451970
that's so fucking true lad
>>52451966
hellooo
>>52452000
Acceptable taste but your opinion is still pleb
>>52452004
just fucking say hello you gay bastard
Hey,
I'm going to do a Carpentry course at TAFE instead of one to become an Electrician.
Thoughts?
>>52452021
Are you literally defending shitty generic autotuned R&B? All the songs sound the same.
>>52452004
Haha thats me anon.
I'm really shy but I would be so happy if you just sang for me randomly when we're at uni.
>>52452004
Just "bump into" her when leaving a class and say "oh hey were you also in ... last year?"
>>52452029
What do I say after I say hello?
dinga linga linga ding dong ding
hi
im looking for molly
i've been searching everywhere and i can't seem to find
molly molly molly molly molly molly
molly
molly
molly
molly
molly
>>52452062
Post something you don't like
R&B is great
>>52452076
"Is it me you're looking for?"
>>52452040
Sounds like you got a promising career in machine operation ahead of you lad.
>>52452040
someone give me your thought.
>>52452068
You're a liar.
>>52452094
i think i can help, i just popped a molly tbH
>>52452100
I don't know the names of any songs because they all sound the same. But I've just listened to my female housemate blast it on the driveway for the last 45 minutes and it driving me crazy.
>>52452112
Thanks :3 I think I'd enjoy it more than being an electrician.
>>52452004
casually be humourous
>>52452017
based greece, greatest nation in europe
what should i have for lunch?
>>52452154
sparkies make more dosh
>>52452142
how long ago did u pop it?
Why is Hotline Meme so popular?
I skipped through the track and it sounded shit.
>>52452183
food is for the weak
just dring some beer and hunger will go away !
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
>>52452226
good man
>>52452183
twinks on toast
>>52452186
I don't mind making a bit less, from what I've seen on seek and gumtree the discrepancy between salaries hasn't been too much.
Also the course for carpentry is 3 years whereas the electrotechnology electrician course is 4 years.
>there are people here who aren't in the secret thread
Oh I am laffin
Now here's some real music not that autotuned R&B sex music wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkQ6H21QBXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXdRQnogPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
did a sushi lads
>>52452355
good secret haha
>>52452264
With plenty of butter
Here's a quality clip instead of that shite music spam
https://youtu.be/KPxDoFbsvWA
Muslims have highest claimed disability rates in the UK (24% of men, 21% of women)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340599/WikiLeaks-1-3-British-Muslim-students-killing-Islam-40-want-Sharia-law.html
Pakistani Muslims in the UK are four times more likely to be unemployed than Hindus. Indian Muslims are twice as likely to be unemployed as Indian Hindus.
http://www.webcitation.org/query?url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2002/feb/20/race.immigrationpolicy&date=2012-12-05
Policy Exchange: 1 in 4 Muslims in the UK have never heard of the Holocaust;
Only 34% of British Muslims believe the Holocaust ever happened.
http://www.imaginate.uk.com/MCC01_SURVEY/Site%20Download.pdf
http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf
BBC Poll: 1 in 10 British Muslims support killing a family member over "dishonor".
http://www.expressandstar.com/blogs/peter-rhodes/2011/12/28/honour-killing-%E2%80%93-a-stain-on-our-nation/
ICM Poll: 40% of British Muslims want Sharia in the UK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1510866/Poll-reveals-40pc-of-Muslims-want-sharia-law-in-UK.html
GfK NOP: 28% of British Muslims want Britain to be an Islamic state
http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf
Policy Exchange: One third of British Muslims believe anyone who leaves Islam should be killed
http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf
NOP Research: 78% of British Muslims support punishing the publishers of Muhammad cartoons;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/14/opinion/main1893879.shtml&date=2011-04-06
http://www.webcitation.org/5xkMGAEvY
Interview went pretty well i think lads.
>>52452391
Neat
>>52452418
hahah that pic lmao !
>>52452391
did u get discount sushi la
>>52452438
Please be more tolerant of this extremely intolerant ideology.
>>52452442
Did you lie?
>>52452484
nah la, made my own
>>52452448
thank you hitler
>>52452519
They only asked about my previous job which I didn't need to lie about
>>52452343
yeah idk I'm not a tradie 2bh a haha
>>52452548
what was your previous job?
>>52452548
oh, nice. i hope you get the job dude, good luck!
Black people used to be good at music, what happened?
>>52452585
now u know :)
Sodomised the gf for the first time last night boys
Apart from the thrill of 'I'm fucking, but in the butt' it's kind of overrated to be honest
I'd rate it 6/10. Good, but maybe not worth the effort.
>Even those weird kids from my school are starting to get married now
>Girls aren't even ugly
>>52452634
>butt
fuck off yank
>anon you are late inshallah
>>52452596
new generations likes to hear "pussy", "ass", "fuck" 16 times in a song i guess
thug life bruhh
>>52452634
bender
>>52452591
independent living carer
used to wash and make this guy 12 slices of toast and proper crazy meals, favourite client
this is him after he fell asleep on his extra large caromed
hope he's doing alright man, he was a fucking character
>>52452595
thanks man, appreciate it.
>>52452688
Just wanted to say 'but in the butt' 2bh
>>52452596
the jew music industry got them
>>52452738
wow man, hard work.
hope you do fine in your new one !
>>52452647
a legit 4 from school somehow pulled this absolute strong 8 and no one has any idea how
I want to shake the lads hand 2bh
>>52452711
pay denbts
>>52451940
>TSUUUUUUUUUU threads now get deleted
>>52452596
They still are 2bh.
>>52452738
>make this guy 12 slices of toast
Basically you were an obsesity enabler?
>>52452738
>breaching confidentiality laws to this extent.
im literally reporting you to the cops and CQC. not even joking.
>>52452785
Post photos la
>>52452809
didn't have much of a choice lad, if i didn't make it he would of got his mum to anyway..who was hilariously about 3 ft 4 btw
>>52452836
lmao, good luck to ya pal, couldn't give a shit
>>52452782
thanks m8
>>52452785
> attractiveness isn't objective
> strong personality - nice, funny, charming etc.
>>52452793
:^(
>>52452855
>lmao, good luck to ya pal, couldn't give a shit
Haha fucking great response, you sound like a jokes guy
Just put this note through next doors letterbox.
"No one wants to hear your shitty music you dolite cunt. Close your window or get some fucking taste"
>>52452647
this guy is married and he has a severe facial deformity
>>52452940
HAHAHAHAHA
>>52452936
yeah i'm a joker bruv, a radical, my humour knows no limits
I just do NOT give a fuck
>>52452953
What a manly deformity, looks like a cartoon superhero
>>52452940
>the kid's play area in the back
Betabux detected
An Australian strong 8 is going to be a weak 5
>>52452845
nah I won't do that to the lad, he was really nice and everything
Plod wocca wocca was flying around my estate for a good half an hour lads
Bit concerned
Australia has the best music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DonG2JD_y7Q
>>52453014
So? You think I work for MI6 or something like I'm going to analyse his face and pinpoint his location through s satellite just to have a chuckle at him? We live on opposite sides of the planet pal I'd say the chances of me knowing him are somewhat slim
why would God create so many homosexuals just in order to torture and destroy them? I thought he was a loving God.
>>52453079
>You think I work for MI6 or something like I'm going to analyse his face and pinpoint his location through s satellite just to have a chuckle at him
you seem to know an awful lot about tracking people down
>>52452953
I require only your strongest potions
>>52451914
Do they bully her and make her eat spiders?
That's hot.
>I thought he was a loving God.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-35148909
>Chinese """infrastructure"""
>>52453144
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52453101
Homosexuals chose to turn away from gods light by being gay
turns out i have no friends lads
think ill commit suicide instead
>>52453101
>It was just a prank bro
>>52451970
>QT in my work is a huge fan of Wishbone Ash
>I never knew who they were
I feel so pleb. The worst part of it is that I LIKE older British music too, I should know this shit.
>>52453178
bye
>>52453178
i'll be your friend
until the end
>Chinese building nuclear power stations here
>God is a 'perfect; being
>accidently makes gays
>>52452002
Aye lad, I was going to go to the town center and get myself some Sir Cliff Richard. I am sorely contemplating spending an afternoon over at /hc/
>>52453217
they're just providing the cash m8
>>52453217
They aren't, they're just paying some of the money towards them
>>52453217
Thought we were meant to be going French with our nuclear program?
>>52453220
He didn't make gays, being gay is environmental conditioning.
>>52453220
its weird 2bh.
either he is a perfect being and thus homosexuals are 'perfect' (like we view straight people as perfect)
or he is imperfect and has made flawed beings and isn't worthy of our worship.
not sure these ancient desert dwellers knew what they were doing when they made this shit up.
>>52453240
>>52453270
What do they get out of it
>>52453292
No one would be gay by choice desu
What people still don’t get about the Cameron/Osborne regime is how virtually every decision springs from a random set of extreme ideologies. Instinctive loathing of “green crap”, including wind and solar power, is one. Embracing some monster building projects, especially nuclear, regardless of cost or worth, is another. But their vaulting ambition for grand projects can only come with soaring off-the-books debt, despite all the lectures on austerity and balanced budgets
>>52453193
Jeez kill yourself
>>52453312
when the resulting nuclear energy is sold they get some of the profits
>>52453293
Or being gay is a choice
>>52453312
A return on their investment after a period of time.
>>52453293
He gave us free will, and with it the right to choose whether we want to abandon him and become pillow-biters
>>52453220
Being gay is a choice you make to fall out of God's love.
nathan is now my bf
>>52453338
Haha China is literally doing an us.
But this time we're the poor third world country
>i believe in free will
>>52453316
How is environmental conditioning a choice?
The Chinese are investing 30 billion in the UK, in return we are promising to pay them everything we have for the next 50 years. Basically the deal Cameron is signing is the equivalent of a payday loan from the most unscrupulous of lenders who's going to break our legs at some point.
>>52453353
I never realised this, thanks for opening my eyes to the truth.
*sneezes*
>>52453390
Hardly senpai, this was done by mutual agreement.
>>52453178
Yeah, that happens when you rarely leave the house.
>>52453316
I would, I find it easier to talk to men.
>Britain is now so poor that it's accepting money from China
The Chinese premier was right Britain is a weak and pathetic nation
listening to beach house and feeling sad lads ... *farts*
>>52453561
money is money mate
>>52453561
>all these cuts and we're still poor
What happened?
>>52453566
this will cheer u up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhCKqnfiEs
>>52453591
this didn't cheer me up haha there is no way this thing is cheering me up
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG
cheeky pint with the lads
>>52453588
something something Labour ruined the economy
Reminder that Christmas will be a let down, as it is every year.
>work puts on a lunch
>eat said lunch
>feel ill 4 hours later
stupid fucking idiots
>>52453588
Immigrants happened
>>52453580
>this is what brits tell themselves
it's only a matter of time before you start accepting """donations""" from ISIS in exchange for citizenship.
>>52453588
The bankers the bonuses the bonuses the bankers it's disgusting.
>>52453617
Both of those pints look terrible. Wonder if the barman was taking the piss or maybe he wasn't a real barman but some MI5 plant (as was everyone in that bar during the photoshoot).
>>52453623
Christmas is alri, it's December I can't stand
>>52453655
Only if they have oil too
>>52453610
this will cheer u up www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeHBd_RTpY8
>>52453655
>not accepting donations from ISIS
it is 2015, mate.
>>52453656
It is pretty disgusting how much they get in bonuses though lel
>>52453167
>>52453332
I'm giving it serious consideration.
>>52453623
Nah m8
Christmas is always top notch
>>52453580
>Britain can't afford to build it's own powerstations
>has to beg a third world country for money
""""""""Great""""""" britain
>>52453655
Western world is fucked m8, might as well go out with a bang :^)
>>52453722
You should write for the Daily Mail
>>52453722
>sad Bradley
You know it's the end when he is not in hysterics.
>>52453623
I don't even bother getting hyped up for it any more, I don't enjoy spending time with my relatives, I don't want to go eat lunch with them, I just want to sit on my arse at home and get on the piss.
I shouldn't feel bad for not wanting to spend time with people that I wouldn't hang out with if they weren't my relatives...
The cognitive dissonance of simultaneously claiming that private is always better and more efficient whilst paying the Communist Party of China to run our nuclear sector is very impressive.
>>52453721
t. normtron with a loving family
Fuck off.
>>52453704
In a free country anyone is worth what the highest bidder is willing to pay for their services. But I'm sure you'd prefer everyone give you all their money for being a useless mong instead, just like all the crusty hippies I see protesting on the news.
*sniff sniff*
FEE FIE FOH FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN
Fact: Australian Soldiers get paid twice as much as British Soldiers.
>>52453789
Banks literally caused the final crisis and embezzled money it's pretty shitty to reward them for that.
>>52453852
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453852
Fact: you're a bent twat
got a few left over (You)'s if anybody wants em
>>52453861
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453887
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453852
fact: you're gay
Fact: Footballers get paid a billion times more than British Soldiers.
We should give the banker bonus money to soldiers
>>52453789
Do you believe banking bosses work harder than everyone else?
>>52453902
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453951
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
jesus christ literally every thread on /tv/ is star wars related.
>>52453964
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453951
i posted this yesterday, gimmick stealer
>>52453950
They work hard stealing other peoples money
>>52453852
People don't join the army for the money mate
>>52453970
stop talking to urself loser
>>52453990
>stealing
People willingly give their money to banks so they can gamble with the money.
I keep my money in a hole in the back garden so the wankers OOPS!!!... I mean bankers, can't touch it!!!
>>52453852
who cares, they're all baby killers and war criminals
>>52453997
yeah but it's nice to get paid a decent amount of money.
>I don't believe that bankers deserve every penny of their millions in ill-gotten gains
Check out the leftist hippie lads!
>>52454031
i keep my money in your mums hole.
Let's abolish the banks lads, then we can go back to a fair and just barter system like they had in the fair and just middle ages.
oneitis is at work lol, the wageslave bitch
>>52454026
I don't think everyone in the world was willing to let the banks cause the financial crisis m8
>>52453479
good post
We should give the bankers the bonuses and footballer wages to the syrian refugees.
>>52454112
>implying people care about the bigger picture
bankers should earn minimum wage for taking care of everyones money.
>>52454159
All I care about is the fact that bankers haven't been held accountable and hung.
>>52454149
>footballers get paid billions for rolling around the floor acting
>rugby players get about 10p per week
how do banks work lads aha
We should take all the bankers wages and give them to the hardworking NHS nurses and Soldiers. Even after all the banks and bankers leave the UK and take their billions of pounds of tax revenue with them.
>>52454171
>Taking care of
Literally all they need to do it put the money in a safe. But they gamble it away and cause financial meltdowns.
>London's Overground network is run as a joint venture between the German state rail operator Deutsche Bahn and private company MTR.
>Merseyrail is owned by the Dutch state
>CrossCountry is owned by German state rail operator Deutsche Bahn
>Southern rail and First TransPennine is owned by the French government
Why did we privatise our rail network to sell it off to other countries governments?
>>52454206
They safely invest it so you earn interest and your money is still insured and safe. no risk investment + safekeeping of your funds, what more can you ask for?
1. Are you on the spectrum
2. How has this affected your life
3. poo haha
>tfw beating the banker jews at their own game by paying for everything on my credit card but paying it off before I get interest.
>all these Corbyn rimmers who got lost on the way to their university campus designated safe spaces
>>52454259
1. i don't think so, never been officially tested though.
2. don't think it has desu
3. pee haha
>>52454251
Yeah but Merseyrail's pretty good to be fair
>>52454257
They don't safely invest is they gamble with it
>>52454257
>They safely invest
>>52453120
Don't worry anon I got your reference
>>52454251
Probably because the Tories value a quick quid above all else.
>>52454270
Just because you don't like the fact that bank bosses get a million pound bonus for causing a financial meltdown doesn't make you a Corbyn supporting SJW la
>>52454300
>>52454305
Well, I'm not sure how shit goes down in 3rd world countries but over here in 1st world countries (#2 HDI btw) it's risk free to use banks.
>tfw no belly gf
>>52454360
Greece disagrees
>>52454343
>causing a financial meltdown
It was actually caused by Bill Clinton, he decreased banking regulations in America which allowed them to start buying up toxic assets en mass.
music speaks to me lads
it incapsulates me.
>>52454375
post yfw they think she's high test
https://youtu.be/q8ZisDHg6v0?t=22
cracking scene that
yesterday when everyone was posting in the /a/ thread i found it really funny
just wanted to say because i didn't get the chance before
>>52454409
cracking film mate
>>52454375
Pretty hot desu
>>52454388
>allowed them to start buying up toxic assets en mass
That's the banks fault then isn't it?
>>52452109
Hahahah
Still pooing in McDonald's, lads.
I seriously think I need to go to the doctor
Noticing a lot more normies are getting into Justin Bieber.
Why
>>52454388
>allowed them
So we agree they're the ones that did it?
If murder was legal it would still be immoral.
>>52454450
>hot
Fuck off yank
>>52454473
Banging tunes innit
>>52454493
Fine, I'll reiterate.
THAS A PROPER FIT BIRD AYUP LADS, EH? I'D RAM ME COCK UP ER ARSE
best place to live up north? sheffield, leeds? York seems nice but too quiet.
>>52454473
It's disgusting innit, I've literally had some guy on a random teamspeak ask me if I've heard JB's new album. He said some song on that album was good, haven't been back to that teamspeak since.
>>52454473
Purpose is a good, solid album
No Sense, What Do U Mean, Sorry are bangers
DAISY DAISY
GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO
I'M HALF-CRAZY
FOR YOUR POSHGIRL VAGOO
IT WON'T BE A COMFY MARRIAGE
AND I'M NO NIGEL FARAGE
BUT YOU'LL LOOK SWEET, WITH THIS FAT NEET
AS HE SLIPS IT IN YOUR VAGOO
>>52454575
Liverpool/south-west Lancashire
Cheap housing and noice water
>>52454473
Is it too late now to say sorry?
might do a sleep, lads
windy as hell outside lads
>>52454603
this triggers me
just did such a hefty poo I floated out the bathroom
>reading book on my phone
>app keeps skipping to the last page by itself
>almost spoiled the story for myself multiple times now
>decided to get a different app
>the same exact fucking thing happens
Anyone know a good .pdf reader for Samsung?
>>52454665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcz-XR3HTMk
>blood tests results tomorrow hopefully to see what the cause oft this exhaustion is
>tfw I know they'll just go THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU LOL IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
Disciples, we're going to talk to you about the most urgent thing that is on our mind, and what we suspect is the most urgent thing on the minds of those who will connect with us.
Planet earth is about to be recycled, your only chance to evacuate is to leave with us.
Planet earth about to be recycled, your only chance to survive or evacuate is to leave with us.
>>52454657
Started raining and windy as fuck
>>52454685
Get a kindle m8 they're great.
>>52454478
morals don't exist
>>52454740
>On March 26, 1997, police discovered the bodies of 39 members of the group who had committed mass suicide[2] in order to reach what they believed was an alien space craft following Comet Hale–Bopp
>>52454696
hmm.. not bad desu
still don't like him as a person.
>>52454763
My mum one of those. Don't you need to actually buy the books for those?
>>52454810
You do but the books are half the price maybe cheaper, the classics are all free, a lot of books are free and you can just use a program like Calibre to put your downloaded books onto it.
>>52454798
PRANK [GONE SUICIDAL]
I'm condemned to a life of loneliness and despair
Best christmas song imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJ0IGRByQk
▶Anonymous (You) 12/21/15 (Mon) 12:04:29 d1b14a No.4330967
Why do non-Muslims clamber over each other to say what is or isn't Islam?
Do people really think David Cameron is a devout reader of the Qu'ran? What gives him, and people like him, the fucking qualifications to preach what is or isn't Islam?
I mean, even if ISIS is or isn't part of Islam,just because non-Muslims say they aren't isn't magically going to change ISIS. ISIS decide what ISIS are killing in the name of, not non-Muslims. So I think I'll take the word of ISIS about what they are about. Not non-Muslims.
Therefore, whether they represent Islam or not, it's irrelevant. Isis say they are killing for Islam. Therefore banning Muslim immigrants makes absolute sense. If the enemy are (or claim to be, it's irrelevant) Muslims, then not allowing any in reduces the internal threat.
I know I'm preaching to the choir, I digress. But my main point is that 1) I don't understand why non-Muslims clamber over each other like this, and 2) what gives them he authority to say what is or isn't part of a religion they aren't part of and know nothing about
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeTO6IIhFL
>>52454841
i'll ask to take a peek at my mum's later I think
>>52454473
absolute bangers la
Starting a political party lads.
Here are my policies so far:
-Offer all immigrants £5,000 to relocate to France
-Points based immigration system where you get -100 points if you're not white and +100 points if you are
-Abolish all "hate speech laws" except if you're a paki terrorist preacher
-Create a government owned, non-profit, jewish-free banking system
-Take steps to remove the jew and muslim influence from our daily lives
can someone please count how many i's there are in the following:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
Kissed a girl by the factory wall
DIRTY OLD TOWN
DIRTY OLD TOWN
>>52454869
>Not Fairytale of New York
Try to find a pub or gathering that doesn't singalong.
>>52454473
it's literally the new LAD banter meme, post-ironic M8 I USED 2 H8 JUSTIN BIEBER BUT HE MAKES SOME ABSOLUTE CHOOOOOOOOONS NOW *shuffles*
>>52454869
>not The Darkness
Fuck your mum in the arsebum
>>52454455
>>52454478
No, no, the point is that it was caused by American banks because of the deregulation by Bill Clinton. What followed was a domino effect.
That is, there is nothing wrong with British bankers.
haven't hoovered my room in months and months
wish me luck lads, this one's gonna be dusty
>>52454950
103 mate
>>52454869
>Not Dear Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL34w0xql7s
>>52454982
You're wrong.
Anime caused the financial meltdown.
>>52454978
Best fucking Christmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhuoY5h2kE
>>52455000
Kill yourself, Pagan.
>>52454992
you sure? i counted 102
>Wake up
>Still live outside London
>mfw
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjC6rxHz8g
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbjSQ6RU66
flute is FARTING HAHA
but taigs out
>>52455028
wtf, i counted 101
>>52454990
>wish me luck lads, this one's gonna be dusty
I remember saying the same thing before fucking your mum m8
MAY THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND COME FARTH
>>52455028
Nah I ain't sure but you ain't paying me to be sure
>>52455032
>Wake up
>Live in London
>Not a Paki
Feels pretty good.
accidentally sent a saved picture of an adultwork escort to a whatsapp group
What house were you in at school?
>>52455072
good, now everyone will know how degenerated and desperate you are.
>Hate Islamic Extremists
>Best friends with Saudi Arabia
Why is our government so hypocritical?
>>52455072
PRANKED
>>52455064
>Live in London
>good
How do I increase facial hair?
1 like after 30 mins lads
:(
lads
literally the best FIFA intro ever apart from the one where they evolve from pixels into 3D models
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H4EzEAeMQ0
>>52455094
kelly (green)
the other were called: salta (yellow), chanel (red), and moore (blue).
>>52455032
>tfw you'll never have to live in London
a negro woman ran over 36 people in las vegas. how do liberals blame this on white people?
>>52455049
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSE I BUT A FLUTE FOR FIFTY PENCE
>>52455057
My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome.
>>52455101
Dave doesn't even hate Islamic extremists, he thinks Islam is a religion of peace for fuck's sake.
>>52455037
that woman who says "pissing the night away" looked like a tumblr sjw before tumblr sjws existed
about to have a shower
AMA
>>52455136
Mine were named after castles, I was in Hever.
>>52455101
keep your friends close but your enemies closer mate
DC's even said this himself, you've got to do business with Saudi Arabia because they have all the info and shit, something like that
>>52455120
Grow more of it
>>52455101
Because Saudi Arabia has a convential and quite advanced army.
>>52455145
>>52455145
Nice Nige for ants dickhead
>Formula One snapped up by Channel 4
Can't wait for Gok Wan to be track side asking what everyone is wearing!
>>52455164
mine were named after religious (catholic) brothers XDD
>>52455120
Keep shaving daily for a few months, then stop.
>>52455178
So?
>>52455193
What the FUCK is BBC doing?
They get all our licence money yet keep losing things. First football, then cricket, then golf, now formula one.
reading an article in the guardian that said jar jar binks is a racist character
>>52455120
it's mostly genetics
>>52455193
But...
8 Out of 10 Cats does F1 will be based
might do a poo
>>52455199
Don't tell me what to do.
>>52455199
Disproven myth. Shaving has no effect on it. Pure genetics and age
>>52455220
It's almost as if the private sector is better
>>52455185
S-sorry senpai
>>52455193
reeeee i dont get c4
>>52455235
Jimmy Carr's voice will be mistaken for the pit stop tools.
Scrap the BBC and the license fee for fucks sake
>>52454978
>>52455021
top blokes
would spend Christmas with
>>52455220
F1 is a fucking waste of money, glad it's gone
>did the man drive really fast? Hahaha did he do it in another country?
>>52455220
you think that's rough? the biggest paid tv service in australia lost all broadcast rights to fucking optus, the phone company hahahahaha
there's been a mass exodus from the service because epl is the only sport here you cannot watch free to air.
>>52455207
Okay if that didn't spell it out to you they have a massive access to the gulf of persia and red sea which is both a tactical and trade advantage.
>>52455271
I don't get it, are you implying he's a tool?
There are some really beat up old hags on adultwork
Give the bankers bonuses and footballers wages to the BBC!
The Gael is the best piece ever penned 2 b h
Business idea: BBC stops paying for the right to shit sports for neckbeards and Pakis and just buys the rights to the Premier League and Champions' League.
>>52455207
FUCK OFF CHANNON
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BRIT
>>52455323
I've penned a piece of your mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiKEAOcOU-Y
Isis rally in Germany lads
>>52455284
Oh please m8 don't embarrass yourself.
I'm not a fan of it because all the action happens in the first 3 laps then it's just 'who can make ti to the end without crashing or breaking down'.
>>52455298
>epl is the only sport here you cannot watch free to air
What do you mean? Do you have to subscribe to something to watch epl in Aus?
>>52454242
always get shit scared of gifs because i'm afraid they'll be a surprise scary image haha why im such a big supporter of ">gif fuck off" and now you know!
lads, if you're in a car accident and no one was hurt and the damage is superficial, the coppers won't get involved will they? it will just be a quick thing that ultimately revolved around money, right?
>>52455336
>Premier League and Champions' League
Did the man kick the ball?
>>52455342
my mums a virgin u mug
>>52455345
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ISIS+rally&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=MO93Vr-kOMa6afb1iegF#q=ISIS+rally&tbm=nws
Every news site is saying it was actually an anti ISIS demonstration lel.
Either way pakis out.
>>52455355
yeah pretty much
you might catch the very infrequent game but the vast, vast majority is only available on pay tv
>>52455311
Thinking of slinging one up this 50-year-old slag near me, she's quite cheap and has cracking chebs all things considered.
ah yes, my Enemies, very good
>>52455345
You sure that wasn't just Slough on a normal day?
>>52455362
coppers only get involved if there's a crime. And these days they don't even do that.
>all the action happens in the first 3 laps
m8...
I know what you're getting at but that's a bit of an exaggeration
>>52455377
Have no idea because that fucking Australian Jew Murdoch snapped up all the rights
/brit/,
why should i choose you to father my baby?
>>52455385
America isn't germany you mong
>>52455298
>EPL
Fuck off Yank
SERENA
>>52455323
Prefer Highland Cathedral in Bagpipe music
Also more Dougie Maclean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8A9rtg0iI
>>52455415
First corner of the first lap
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=30949.0
>>52455392
Pic?
>>52455426
There's literally no source for that video m8
really annoying when you're waiting for ages for a game to go on sale but it doesn't so you finally cave in and buy it at full price and then it goes on sale a week later
Enlist my bonnie laddie an' come awa
>>52455435
what else would i call it?
why would i know anything about sissy soccer hahaha
>/pol/ - Debate and discussion related to politics and current events
>"Britain hate thread"
>"Eternal Anglo"
>"How can white men even compete" *picture of a black man's penis*
this an anthem of a christmas tune but I could not tell you who one of these people are apart from the fat guy from the office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czhZbqpyBm8
considering the royal engineers but dont know much about it yet and afraid id be incongrous as a spoilt middle class child
>sharing a joint with your brother on crimbo
Best feel
>>52455511
Yeah, love a nice bit of ham tbf
>>52455466
Source is youtube and the fact it's actually been filmed.
>>52455495
>Going to /pol/ for Politics.
when is the fucking steam christmas sale
reee
>>52455497
Grandad was a Royal Engineer who fought in The Troubles and The Bush war 2bh
Still have some of his insignias.
>>52455440
Signs was a great song tBh
>>52455444
auld scottish willie nelson
have you seen willie nelsons guitar? he's had it since 1969 and he's worn holes in the body of it
>>52455475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9heoqDY42Xw
this song gives me big feels lads
Too many of our lads died in a mucky puddle
>>sharing a joint with your brother on crimbo
>all my edgy mates think Fairytale of New York is the best Christmas song
>probably just because it says 'faggot'
ebin
>>52455561
tomos
One Irish soldier said I have a queen
And she works at John ross'
In bonny wood green
might go see an escort on NYE and tell my family i've gone to a party
>>52455566
>have you seen willie nelsons guitar? he's had it since 1969 and he's worn holes in the body of it
Just googled it cool as fuck
Met a new group of mates and we all sit around writing songs and playing the guitars, harmonicas, ukelele, the lot. Great banter. Can't play guitar for shit though
Remember the somme ;-;
>steam christmas sale
>>52455541
Ah you're right mate actually watched na bit and the signs are in German lel.
>>52455475
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BEaBNa3CvM
>>52455605
Mad respect to the Irish folk that set aside our differences to fight for us
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30412646/tattooed-aussie-good-samaritans-hand-out-ice-cold-relief-to-road-workers-in-scorching-heat/
>do a good deed
>film it so everyone knows
fucking normies
>Go on Steam
>10,000 early access zombie survival games
listening to Michael Buble's Christmas album
t. Middle class mum
>>52455645
Are you English?
>>52455625
>Met a new group of mates and we all sit around writing songs and playing the guitars, harmonicas, ukelele, the lot.
That sounds the job i'm trying to learn to play the guitar but I'm stuck on bar chords can only play basic shite
>>52455655
tbf it was 1916 so even the most staunch shipyard workers were happy being called irish as the country hadn't been divided yet
https://youtu.be/PLCRL4a3pOU?t=14
"amidst the devestation around the river somme, I prayed that i'd see tomorrow"
good lyrics in a lot of these songs 2bh
>tfw this exact time last year I was watching It's A Wonderful Life snuggled up on the couch with my qr paki flatmate who I asked out and shagged on NYE
>tfw this year I'm sat in my mum's house on my own drinking cider out of a can with the window open because it's so stuffy feeling depressed with no gf
mum plays the lord of the ring soundtrack during the day on christmas, then at night when the kids are asleep she plays the amelie soundtrack
fucking goat
>>52455722
yes
time
>>52455704
>killing floor 2 supposed to be fully released by now
>still missing 3 classes
>STILL no sharpshooter
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52455740
>tbf it was 1916 so even the most staunch shipyard workers were happy being called irish as the country hadn't been divided yet
Reminds me of Peaky Blinders.
>>52455740
>good lyrics in a lot of these songs 2bh
Aye very poetic. Love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tGKNwHLeE
>>52455759
Good lad.
>>52455751
>tfw no autistic aussie mum
>>52455743
This was me but a year ago...
and now this year too...
>>52455743
ahh... very impressive
>>52455740
>That sounds the job i'm trying to learn to play the guitar but I'm stuck on bar chords can only play basic shite
Play Dirty Old Town it's an easy one
>>52455743
r u cumia posting lad
imagine being able to get more than 5 likes on a photo lads
just imagine
>>52455743
I'm 27 and I've never had a gf or been out on NYE
>>52455800
So you're used to it. STOP comparing, I got to the fucking summit of the mountain and now I'm back down again and I'll NEVER get back up there.
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