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secret big fat juicy arse edition
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cara
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everyone after this post is gay lol
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federal institutions commit unconstitutional crimes because their payments are without gold or silver
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>>52420337
she looks great there tbf
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>>52420331

is that a followup to big fat gypsy weddings
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doing a willy
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2016 lads it'll be the year just you wait
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>>52420375
All girls look good in thigh high socks. I feel like not enough girls know this.
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Me on the right
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business idea: give me a qt gf
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slags
l
a
g
s
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>>52420236
I'm not even sure if I have a record tbf, the thing I did happened in 2008 so it was a while ago and I didn't spend any time in jail but I was arrested for it

what did you do?
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>>52420433
how will i see a return on this investment?
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>>52420410
>tag showing
degoutant
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Business idea: rent my gf to this saddo >>52420433 at £200 a pop
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>>52420434
she is american
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>>52420469
I'm in
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>>52420464
if you're money isn't recuperated in 6 months you can sell her on the black market
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>>52420469
who is the cuck in this arrangement?
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>>52420439

nothing. was just curious.
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>Masters Snooker in January
>cited for High Court jury duty at the same time
>case could go on for the entire duration of the Masters

hope I don't get called up for it
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post yfw you spot a large bunda
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might post a picture of girls from my year at school
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>>52420481
from grimsby la
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>>52420429
that image quality is literally Scraping New Lows
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maisie
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>>52420529
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>During the metamorphosis stage a Caterpillar inside a pupae releases enzymes that completely breaks down it's entire body into an organic soup leaving only a few cells remaining.
>The organic soup is then restructured into a butterfly
>In a way that is not fully understood the butterfly still retains it's memories from when it was a Caterpillar.
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reminder that next year is going to be 2016
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>>52420525
>jury duty
"I work for the police, why haven't you taken me off the list?"

Sorted
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>>52420533
hmm
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>sumo stance
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>>52420533
janny is going to blow one
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>>52420525
>implying the court can afford to chase people up who don't go

If you're scared, here's what you do.
Go but turn up late
after they draw straws
and go home like everyone else.
I did it by accident and not a single fuck was given
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>>52420464
he'll return you three gfs obviously.
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going to shops to get something for din dins lads x
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>>52420607
wew lad
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>>52420434
Lovely tits and sexy face, who is she
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>>52420565
>>>>caterpillars have memories

Sounds like bunk science to me t͜bh
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>the black guys I follow on twitter from my school are obsessed with being black and jungle fever
>constantly telling white girls about how black is better
is this because they feel that's the only way they get girls, if they play off of a fetish?
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>>52420601
i question his ability to do that
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>>52420640
>the black guys I follow on twitter

There's your first mistake
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ree xD
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>>52420535
Do it
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>>52420464
20 virgins will be waiting for you in the after life.
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>>52420628
danielle sharp. she gets her lovely chebs out regularly
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it's strange
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I like
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice
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>>52420639
how much did you come la
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would be well chuffed to do jury duty desu
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>>52420533
Who is she lad
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>>52420533
>>52420655
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>52420673
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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if you dream it you can do it lads
(take steroids just in case)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHvHg3otnfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-o1lUurXwc
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>>52420676
yeah same it would mean the government considers me to be a proper person

of course it will never happen
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>>52420535
That's just creepy lad
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>>52420676
Yeah it would be quite interesting, especially High Court, but I'd much rather be comfy at home in /147/.
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>>52420647
old phone do pee jonest
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doing a poo and my legs gone asleep ffs
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>>52420645
ok, well give me a gf so that I can do research on the aspects of having a gf so I can create a business that rents gf's to losers on a monthly fee basis.

in return, I'll give you 33% ownership of the new venture.
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>>52420401
who is that girl
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>>52420727
it's not lewd and it's from a trip I took with them
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Raj's gf in TBBT is fucking fit
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Janny died long ago but we still keep entering the numbers, pushing the buttons, scared of him

>>52420742
dealer spec
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literally
literally
perfect
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>>52420662
Yep I thought it was her, kudos to the lucky bastards who get to spunk all over her tits
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>>52420778
ur nan
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>>52420795
Raj.
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>>52420759
poo on ur leg
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>>52420700
Natty in the 2nd vid? Delts look suspiciously bowling ball-like.
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>>52420815
leave the nan out of this yeah
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>>52420801
she doesn't look like a drug dealer or a whore
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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
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>>52420855
London, E4
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>>52420533
look at her bellybutton, ruins it. her fanny is as bad
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>>52420811
is that marina lad
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>christmas eve tomorrow
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When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
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My best mate from childhood was like my fucking brother, we would have took a bullet for eachother then when we were 14 or so he got himself a girlfriend and distanced himself from me and I havn't spoke to him since. But he haunts my dreams, I dream about meeting up with him out of chance and getting answers all the time, most recently last night. He is always there

Might message him on fb asking him out for a coffee 2bh
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really dislike my life atm
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>>52420742
probably a jf with 2 phones 2bh
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>>52420855
Londonium
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>>52420879
yeah lad
she is the love of my life tbqh
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>>52420815
yeah looks like it
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Real Madrid 10 - 2 Rayo Vallecano

The man kicked it into the goal a lot today
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>>52420844

I wouldn't put money on it, but he's a freak regardless.
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>>52420874
e18 gonna fuck you rite up
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13 year old sister just said roll safe yeah to me Smh
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>>52420908
why jfs have 2 phoness
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Wish I could sing lads.
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>>52420932
i really loved that offside blaster into the top post from Valdinho, real minblinder, absolute showstopper phwooar
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>>52420922
makes gr8 music really
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>>52420959
Wish I couldn't
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man move ball with foot
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>>52420876
Nothing wrong with her belly button, it's sexy
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Post some high test
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>>52420954
sounds like a qt tart
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>>52420939
>unironically living in london
for what purpose
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>>52420647
thats Brighton, just south of the Komedia club.
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>>52420957
before smartphones/3g really were a thing it was cheaper to have 2 plans one to call home and one for the country you live in
exgf had this 2bh
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>>52420989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
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>>52421009
with my parents desu
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>>52420996
Y E S
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*gets willy out*
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>>52420889
Rasheed
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>>52421014
is she a model or somet
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>>52420811
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450552513254.webm
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>>52420855
What ever happened to her?
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16 slices (what a legend)
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>>52421032
wew
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I hear the drums echoing tonight.
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*falls asleep*
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>>52421028
ur dads a bender
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is socialising a hobby?
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>"Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities" - Winston Churchill

We are the country of cucks
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>>52421020
maybe it's an work phone. she looks like she just come from a magazine shoot
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>>52421055

What is she doing with her voice?
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ha ha love christmas lads, can't wait to see my 14 year old brother get all the presents I wish I would get
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>>52421090
not to me it isn't
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>>52421059
Got internet famous and was harassed until she killed himself.
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>>52421130
and who are you?
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>when u not horny but the ass is phat
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>>52421088
fuckin rude
hate him anyway tho

>>52421116
its called singing m8
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does anyone else have dreams where you get into a fight with someone, but your hands get all arthritic and you can't put any strength into your punches and promptly get the shit kicked out of you?

been having such dreams a lot lately. its deeply troubling
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>>52421055
>no John Cena

I'n not sure how I feel about this.
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>>52420978
yeah tbqh
froot was fun, and Immortal made me feel a bit
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>>52421109
doubt models have a work phone
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>>52421159
>FALKLAND ISLANDS

#RARE #BASED
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Should I risk a cheeky uninsured drive down the road lads or just walk it?
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>when he listens to Monstercat
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what is this hat called?

sorry for ireland quality
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>>52421173
>irish dreams
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Who IS that ugly girl that the canadian keeps asking about??

She literally looks like sweaty scrambled eggs: the human
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>>52421159
alright malvinas
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>>52421200
*holds up spork*
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>>52421159
Any good looking girls on falklands? link me some facebooks 2bh
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This thread is making me want to have a wank.
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>>52421187
why not
they work for agency
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>>52421055
>pakis with british accents
hate this
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>>52421208
Tam?
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>>52421236
triggered
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What's your new years resolutions lads?
Mine is not to play any video games for this year

because they're fucking shit
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>>52421160
>its called singing m8

I don't think that's what that was
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>>52421055
fucking hell that is actually awful

poor man's charli
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>>52421250
*prods your winky*
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>>52421208
Bonnet?
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Thread test level

Low test [-----|----------------] high test

Please fix
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>>52421173
yeah. you are throwing punches at someone indiscernible but they miss completely somehow, quite frustrating
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>>52421208
its called a kufi. and you'll all be wearing them soon enough if you keep voting Labour
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>>52421198
don't risk it la
just cycle
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>>52421280
imitating a few languages
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>>52421225
boy desu
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>>52421225
Newfriend detected
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XnsDLP7ucK
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>>52421311
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>>52421362
HAHAHA based
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>>52421225
She was a meme

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rose-randytaylor69
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>>52421371
MORE
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>>52421362
yours is gay at least mate
do your best english accent
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>>52421311
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>>52421371
*vomits loudly*
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>>52421371
pitifully low test lad, what are you doing
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>>52421371
Why are even thin asians chubby?
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>>52421362
literally sounds like cum being gargled 2bh
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>>52421371
looks about 12 years old
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>>52421253
yea but thats like 2-3 numbers i bet
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>>52421275
early bed time
computer for vital scheduled activities only
drink water
no porn wanks
Lift and squat
Moisturise
Read
Agree to social activities at work
Join choir
Real name on all social media including linkedin
Write Tinder bio with real photo
Use whatsapp and snapchat on iphone
Update CV
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>>52421424
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ignore flag
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>>52421453
so literally become a normie then?

sounds solid
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>>52421443
So
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Triggered the fuck out of some canadians in another thread lads. Baiting people is so easy with an American flag, no one knows whether to take you seriously or not
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how can you be attracted to chinks? they don't look human
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>>52421311
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>>52421517
good lad
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Just found out I won £25 on the lotto last night lads, fucking get in
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nuz aan sul fent alok fod fin vul dovah nok
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>I like 'high test" women
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>>52421523
they're qts
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>>52421571
me on the right
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>>52421607
same
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>>52421528
she needs to learn to stick her chin out
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Give me a falklands gf

>>52421523
because chinks are viewed to be docile and innocent beta men who get bullied by white women fawn over them
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>>52421631
not human fám

humans don't have grey skin and eyes like penne pasta
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>>52421631
absolutely vile
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Nearly shit myself there lads. Made it to the toilet in time, but then the shit ripped my arsehole asunder and left it bleeding. Not great.
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Need to cum deep in a womb lads
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>>52421685
arse pic pls
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>>52421453
>Join choir

Good lad, had a Church performance last week, was great hope to do it again in another 12 months
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falklands gf like pic WANTED
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>>52421608
I always laugh when people use the phrase "high test women". Shows a clear misunderstanding of the meme.
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>>52421673
>grey skin
Should have gone to specsavers

>>52421676
I know its you pasta nigger
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remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
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>>52421714
left is nasty right is nasty
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>>52421631
She looks like shit
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need a Rose gf
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>>52421742
I showed you that
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>>52421608
not high test women you retard
the myth goes that men with higher test levels prefer chubbier women who are fit for breeding (wide hips, giant tits and such)
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>*<your indian friend> has changed his profile picture*
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upvote me if youre a pasty baby
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>>52421773
horsefaces
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>>52421754
wrong way round lad, or from their perspective?
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>>52421401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qtAHsf3JlK
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>>52421736
hark at this fkin losser lamo
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>>52421790
I don't get it
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DRAG
MY
TONGUE ACROSS THE SAND
SO HAPPY JUST TO CRAWL ACROSS THE LAND
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>>52421813

bissendop
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my crippling alcoholism is a rebellion against society
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>>52421813
awful
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>i don't get it
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>my crippling alcoholism is a rebellion against society
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>>52421882
HOL UP
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just popping down the gf shop anyone need anything
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has a girl ever sent you naked photos /brit/?
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I'm gonna do it lads, I'm gonna have a wank. Wish me luck!
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>>52421885
Totally madman
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>>52421813
sounds japanese desu but good try
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>>52421919
an eire bf desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk1T6o0PbZs

Where do I find a gf like this
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safe and sound at home again let the waters roar jack
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>>52421859
what
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>best looking girl from primary school now has a gorgeous christian girl look about her

I LOVE YOU
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>>52421944
the cow farm
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>>52421932
Willy Wanka ?
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>>52421966
fuck off nonce
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>>52421919
trap bf that likes to cuddle plz senpai
And a cornetto.
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imagine tits were called willies and balls were called tits
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ive actually started typing desu and senpai lads
Is this hiroshima's attempt to culturally assimilate us
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>>52421966
Post her please lad
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>>52421944
I bet she tells guys to stop looking at her tits too
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>>52421966
BLACKED WHEN
>>
want to get chemically castrated. can't even walk down the street without immense sexual frustration.
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just let off an insanely bad fart. tore right through the fabric of space and time. living room is literally engulfed in a thick brown smog
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>>52422005
good. keeps the normies at baay
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>>52421966
POST PICS
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I TURNED OUT AS GREAT AS I COULD, KNOCK ON WOOD
THINGS ARE GOING JUST AS THEY SHOULD, KNOCK ON WOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO
FAR
SO
GOOD
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>>52421927
A girl has only ever sent me 2 pictures and one of them was a selfie with her boyfriend.
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>>52421919
Fat gf who is just the right amount of fat but not too fat please lad
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>>52422059
FIFA 16

wew
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>>52421919
takes a good 2 hours to get there and back, take a drink.
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>>52422091
yeah I actually have the mp3s of the songs off fifa 16 as well, there's some proper bangers this year
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>>52421932
Think about your family naked or half naked when you wank.
Now that you've seen this message, you won't be able to wank properly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxsP3lJjuE

Choon for the ages
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going to have my first bath in months
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>Why yes, I do purchase the newest installment of FIFA every year
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Why isn't their a category on porn sites for girls who are fat buy not too fat lads?

The BBW section is disgusting.
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>>52422129
sounds like every other garage or shitty noisia tune or whatever the fuck that genre is called
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>>52422091
>trump subs
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>>52422035
What, do you want to put your aching hard willy in a warm, wet, tight pink vagina while a girl wraps her soft legs around you and whispers gently in your ear that she wants you to spurt your hot sticky mess all inside her or something anon?
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hello
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>>52422166
Becaue your fetish is only in your imagination.

You like fat bitches, deal with it
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Bit tired lads

Early night tonight I think
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>>52422156
yeah I have friends mate
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>>52422129
We /choons/ now lad?
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git tae fuck ya wee english bastards
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>>52422193
fuck off normie
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>>52422166
chub
big arse
not-too-fat birds
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>haha man i'm not indian i'm black! See?
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gonna watch an anime
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>>52422156
>FIFA is a corrupt Corporate Business
>I refuse to buy the corrupt games also
>Soccer is for blacks
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>>52421944
Imagine actually having sex with her

Just imagine it. You could gorge yourself on the pleasure. Grab big handfuls of her beautiful big breasts, suckle and fondle them as you wish. You could slide your dick between her soft mammaries until you blow your cream all over them.

It's the ultimate fantasy
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>>52422182
more?
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>>52421919
a 2-dimensional gf pls
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What is the weirdest fetish you ever seen ? (no, my family or my nationality isn't a fetish)
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>>52422215
chat shit get banged
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>>52422215
Would love tae lad but you cunts voted tae stay.
Daft bastards.
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>>52422257
why, yes.
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>>52422182
dude that's like a sea storm lmao
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>>52422265
Dunno; I'm not in the habit of seeking out obscure fetishes that don't get me off.
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>>52422265
chubby chasers la
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mum LITERALLY fucking spent £115 on the shopping today lads

she bought:

a french stick
4 beefburgers
500g of beef mince
6 chicken breasts
frozen veg
500g brown rice
a bottle of coke
4 burger buns
a big bottle of fresh orange juice
some antipasti
some ham off the counter
some mayonaise

I am not memeing, there were probably about 3 or 4 more things I've forgotten about, but nothing expensive like meats or cheese

we cannot afford to live like this, she keeps going waitrose because she thinks we're middle class, but ever since my old man snuffed it we're in so much debt

stupid cow
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>Pronounce "radioactive" like "wèdéoactèv"
Why guys ?
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>>52422262
so any girl then haha?
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>>52422016
ere
>>52422032
soon hopefully because i'm never going to end up with her HAHA


http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01818j0
2:20 her singing the solo what a voice wew

>>52422265
gay toe wiggling in shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq0QjCumzlE
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listening to vocaloid cos im cool
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>>52421116
>>52421303
it's called using a fake accent you fucking mongs
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>Browses /brit/
>claims to be British
>Doesn't watch Football
fuck off yanks
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>>52422320
should go to Aldi/Lidl, unironically my favourite place to shop
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a pic of the gf from when we were on holiday
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If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake

Baked a cake

Baked a cake
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>merry christmas, anon
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>tfw could literally pass as this with a better ass but there's no cute boys to fuck me

WORSt feeling
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>>52422354
cant afford sky sports m8
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>>52422320
for how many people? If there's more than 3 of you then £115 ain't shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRUPRGpOsfM

Choon #2
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>>52422376
I spent £150 on your present and you spent £0 on mine? cheers love..
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>>52422376
>>52422393
hmmmmm
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>>52422376
would shag
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>>52422361
same mate, I'm a student and I could get all that for less than 20 notes
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>>52422376
Reckon that bow has been shooped on tb͜h.
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>>52422395
desu theres 6 of us and mum used to only spend £50 on the weekly shop
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check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD-haKFhJNw
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>>52422292
When I reverse search this all I get is niggers twitter and instagram pages

Please somebody share the source/name?
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>>52422368
me on the left
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>Marina is not a good singer
>Marina's voice is annoying
>Marina is not the best pop artist currently
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>>52422393
nonce cunt
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>>52422393
post pics
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>>52422395
do you live on another planet pal? £115 for a weekly shop is ludicrous

there's 3 of us
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>>52422361
>going to Aldi with the uni lads and shouting at each other when we find a top deal

I hate Christmas
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>>52422457
no one gives a shit povertyfaggot go to a food bank or something just get out of my sight
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If you read books instead of playing video games or watching anime you might actually know something useful, have something interesting to say and discuss, and be a better person.
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>>52422393
Pics senpai
Also obligatory:
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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new when
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>>52422487
>£115 for 3 people is expensive

lmao fuck off corbyn voter
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4 of us here and we spend £150 a week on food

my parents literally will not shop at Aldi. I dunno why
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>>52422414
little do you know she's taken kegel exercises and yoga so you can fuck her anally on the reg
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>>52422504
Look at this fucking geek
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>>52422526
fuck off trillionaire
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>>52422497
house is worth £1m desu you knobhead
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>>52422332
Niceee
I wish I had that sensible chuckle gif
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>Your order's in the bag
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>>52422504
doing a poo
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>>52422504
I have read books. Real ones too, with pages and everything.
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>>52422504
>muh books
I don't really like anime or games but FUCK books are boring
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>>52422178
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Why do gram-negative bacteria have an outer membrane?
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>>52422635
read a good un
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Anyone want to get a pizza hut winter warmer deal with me
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hard fi were criminally underrated tbf
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>Christmas was 360 days ago
>time is a flat circle
>360 degrees in a circle
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>>52422320

The fuck, that's like 40 bucks of groceries tops.
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>>52422622

Ha I bet there were no pictures in it as well
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>>52422643
its like a bactocondom
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>>52422487
I said more than 3 tbf. £115 between a family of 4 isn't that much, wouldn't even get you rent in London.
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>>52422657
how's THIS for a winter warmer??? *unzips dick*
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>>52422681
>bucks
>groceries

fuck off yank
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>6 days until I can make the joke about how it's 365 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up
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>>52422691
But why do gram-negative bacteria have one but gram-positive don't
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>>52422643
Contains the inner membrane.
>>
>>52422480
>>52422508

Is not shaven alright? I don't have access to my computer atm
>>
Dog just stole my pack of mentos out of my pocket am fucking fuming right now
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>>52422718
Poz culture
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>>52422681
the UK is ridiculously expensive. Far more expensive than here even. Also waitrose is upper middle class
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me right now haha
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>>52422589
That's because you're not buying food every week lmao
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Can someone explain to me the point of /soc/?
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>>52422760
circlejerking
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>>52422701
yeah but a weekly shop is a bit different to a flat in London isn't it pal
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>>52422635

that just indicates you're not interested in anything + your imagination is fucked
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>>52422686
Yep. Words in black too not coloured. I have about 1200 so I hope I am doing it right, else it might be a little embarrassing.
>>
Y E S
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going to have up for some kind of JDM car this year
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My parents are out of the house.

So I'm eating my tea upstairs at the computer.

Rebel me innit.

Please don't tell my parents.
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>>52422817
I do this with every meal baka
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>>52422787
>being interested in things
>having an imagination

teenager/shirt lifter detected
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>>52422545
my mum spends £50 a day
£350 a week
£ 1400 a month
16800
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300 word essay due in after the Christmas break
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>>52422739
aye
>>
>calling dinner tea

Why do poms do this
>>
Borders (What's up with that?)
Politics (What's up with that?)
Police shots (What's up with that?)
Identities (What's up with that?)
Your privilege (What's up with that?)
Broke people (What's up with that?)
Boat people (What's up with that?)
The realness (What's up with that?)
The new world (What's up with that?)
Am gonna keep up on all that
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>>52422844
Same. Done it since I was ~14. Have severely stunted social skills these days.
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post your favorite succ meme
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>>52422708

>not equating your currency to deer pelts in the year of 2016 - 12 days
>>
>>52422861
Lefties what's up with that
>>
>>52422731
Why do gram-neg have one but not gram-poz
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>>52422780
I was memeing m8

£115 is average for a weekly family shop tho
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>>52422854

Me t bqh

http://i.imgur.com/Y0crkqc.jpg
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>>52422817
Only meal anyone in my family eats together is Xmas dinner, middle and upperclass posh cunts fuck off

working class family eats it in front of the tv, at the computer or in their room
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>>52422739
Aye sure pal B^)
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>>52422848
jesus fucking Christ

>>52422858
only poortheners do this
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Currently reading The Illuminatus! Trilogy
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>>52422861

Haha yeah every single human person is the exact same ideologically, that's why we all get along so well
>>
>>52422919
you don't look anything like the pic you said you did? how tall? how much u weigh? what size feet? fuck off literal rugby player
>>
>>52422900
>>
>>52422969
No one cares you plump twat

Fuck off
>>
Business idea: a throat funnel that lets alcohol bypass your taste buds so you can quickly get drunk without the horrible taste.
>>
>>52422760
Tinder for abnormies
>>
>>52422919
nice bum
hairy legs
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpPXHvkKZ4o

tune
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>>52422981

5'9 60kg

Its all in my thighs and ass t bh
>>
I first heard of the 23 enigma from William S Burroughs, author of Naked Lunch, Nova Express, etc. According to Burroughs, he had known a certain Captain Clark, around 1960 in Tangier, who once bragged that he had been sailing 23 years without an accident. That very day, Clark’s ship had an accident that killed him and everybody else aboard. Furthermore, while Burroughs was thinking about this crude example of the irony of the gods that evening, a bulletin on the radio announced the crash of an airliner in Florida, USA. The pilot was another Captain Clark and the flight was Flight 23
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>>52422905
Ok just read a whole bunch of crap about stuff i dont understand. It seems that the two types are not taxonomically correct within your definition, as some of each do exhibit the characteristics of the other. You need to restate your question i think after careful thought.
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>>52422941
>Only meal anyone in my family eats together is Xmas dinner, middle and upperclass posh cunts fuck off
>working class family eats it in front of the tv, at the computer or in their room

That's not working class, thta's fucking chav.

My parents are working class as they come. Fucking cleaner and furniture mover.
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>>52423039
what sort of haircut u got pham

if you have short hair just get out
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>>52423090
Why are people in the UK proud of being working class?
>>
>>52423115

I would wear a wig obviously like any other trap
>>
>>52422919
post back
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>>52423126
its cool to pretend you have had it hard in life which means you are hard yourself
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Overheard two women talking earlier, all i heard were the words "Boyega" and "handsome smile"
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>>52423126

Marxist brainwashing
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>>52423126

inferiority complex usually
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wheres that new thread
>>
>>52423193
BLACKED
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>>52423162
why not grow your hair out? and posted something other than your manliest angle 2bh
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>>52423186
You cunts invented capitalism FFS. Show a slight bit of asperation.
>>
What is the literal point of Cashback

Is it for people who are too lazy to walk to the cash machine which is literally at most 10 meters away
>>
>>52423126
class warfare perpetrated by filthy tories
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>>52423180

Don't have any other pics atm

All on my laptop
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>>52423126
so are aussies doe
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>>52423126
everybody hates rich people. Bankers the bonuses and nurses and footballkickers innit
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New bread WHERE
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>turn Sky Sports News on
no MILFS in tight dresses or qt slags

>just some fat bitch in a fucking suit
ffs
>>
>>52423265
The Dutch invented it lad
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>>52423267
sometimes when the cash machine queues are too long I go inside and buy something cheap like a pack of chewies and then get my cashback hehe
>>
>>52423258

Because this is purely sexual and I still want to maintain my daily life

As for the pics >>52423285
>>
>>52423329
>>52423329
>>52423329
NEW
NEW
No riff raff allowed, and have your id's ready (18+)
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>>52423341
ITS CURRENT YEAR
Attractive women is sexist
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>>52423303
No we aren't. I mean it's not frowned upon but it's not exactly medal worthy either.
>>
>>52423265
working class do have aspiration. They aspire to study and work hard so their children have good education and don't need to do what parents did.

thinking yourself a middle or upper when you're not, like most americans and evidently australians is lacking aspiration as according to you, you already made it.
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mum said i have a month to get a job or she's kicking me out
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>>52423396
the ogher culture in australia which was popular in the 70's and 80's literally glorified the idea of salt of the earth working class australia
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