Apprenticefu edition
you're all wanks
>>52416637
dont know how anyone watches that shite
don't think I like these paki people desu lads
rina
nth for ur mums
lara
designated awakening hour
>>52416669
fuck off sajeet
>>52416499
>what car
2006 1.2 corsa. just a cheap little city car 2bh.
>him not handing you his details means hes handing his insurance company his side of the story (din du nuffin rong, he hit me) and leaves you without a say in it, you'll be paying more on insurance next year
well im going to ring my company and give my version and dispute any lies he makes.
>you'd best HOPE he doesn't start a whiplash claim also, if he's not white he is going to
i doubt he can support a whiplash claim. he was driving a massive land rover type thing and i was in my little shitty corsa. the only damage to his car was on his wheel rim. dont think you can get whiplash from such a tiny incident.
muslim gf
considering half the country watches corrie or eastenders or i'm a celebrity it's nothing special
>>52416722
Deeshar.
designated cute anon post
>tfw shy extrovert
Think I'll just throw the rope up now and save myself the hassle.
feel nervous lads haha
>>52416744
clever
i like it
>>52416637
>final episode is on a Sunday
Why would they do this? I nearly missed it
>watching tv or movies ever
how is it being braindead? i await your pre-programmed automaton responses
>>52416771
*cuddles u*
it's oke :3
post yfw this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
>>52416805
my foot on the left
Good googly moogly
That thang is juicy
>>52416790
>he says, posting on 4chan
>>52416805
She doesn't look chuffed there does she?
wtf lads the old version of google with the black bar at the top is coming up
what is even happening right now?
>>52416790
cuck
>>52416805
Me on the far right looking out of frame
>>52416794
not sure if I'm going to make it
Muslim wife's son keeps getting bullied at school lads
north belfast la have you a bike sorted for your cbt or do you fancy buying a 2007 pulse adrenaline off me h3h3 need money to get my vespa sorted fs
vespa is coming up as wrong on spell check whats up with that
>>52416861
virus
delete you'r computer
Pick a way to deal with Islam
>The Tommy Robinson way
Street rallies, shouting, social media rants, yell that Islam is evil
>The Blair and Cameron way
Appease Muslims in this country, brush over the bad things they do, but bomb the living daylights out of them in the Middle East.
>The Maajid Nawaz way
Call for reform on Islam, call out lefties of being unhelpful and too tolerant of hatred, attack Islamism and promote a better way for Islam
>The Peter Hitchens way
Don't attack Islam as an ideology itself and don't attack Muslims, as everyone has a right to believe in what they want to. At the same time, you don't believe Islam has a place in your country as its values are incompatible with your culture.
>The #YouAintNoMuslimBruv way
Don't attack Muslims in any way, they didn't do anything. ISIS? Those aren't Muslims. Al Qaeda? Not Muslims. Islam is peace.
>The Anjem Choudary way
Promote the implementation of Shari'a law in Britain at all costs. Demand a global caliphate.
>>52416857
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>52416864
Back light and handlebar indicators and she's ready 2 go
never had a bad experience with an immigrant or non-white but that doesnt mean i wouldnt throw them all out if i had the opportunity
Sloppy blowjob
>>52416864
>Driving a vespa in North Belfast
Why would anyone do such a thing?
>>52416915
dont trust them tbqh
>>52416759
>tfw ugly introvert
literally have no purpose in life
none
would you?
>>52416915
Literally the only girl i talked to in Secondary School was Pakistani
Feel guilty everytime i talk bad about muslims
>>52416915
got beat up by a gang of pakis in high school and hated them all since then
>>52416805
Me in the back checking on my table
>>52416894
Where's the burn their neighborhoods to the ground and attack them on the streets until they fuck off option?
Whenever a repeat of rotherham happens in belfast the UVF will sort them owt
>>52416857
We can all make it lad, last month I was the most autistic cunt going and now I have a qt who I'm cuddling on a regular basis
*hugs u*
>I post on the 'chon
hat_man.jpg
>>52416883
Why modern brits can't write with the cursive letters?
> that guy who believes the introvert / extrovert meme
anyone else wish they werent born in the UK?
>>52416960
can you spoiler that hog please
this is a non-us board we aren't used to such sights
oi good mornin
bit cold out
>>52417026
1. she's american
2. everyone in school here gets forced to write in cursive
>>52417036
Rasheed.
>>52416960
No, she has the face of a bulldog and a FUPA, I honestly do not understand how people can find THAT attractive.
just been for a shit and didnt wash my hands lads
who cares
>>52416883
She can get it
all of it
>>52417026
The internet has taught recent generations to write in block letters.
Handwriting and calligraphy is a thing of the past
>>52417036
it's not too shitty considering we could be in some shitty 3rd world country and have to drink piss water but I would quite like to have been born in a Scandinavian country tbqh
>>52417085
remind me never to visit u
>>52417026
also you typically don't write in cursive when doing big posters and stuff
>>52417110
Unironically struggle to right nowadays lol
>>52417113
i wouldnt mind having grown up in some shithole
at least i would have never disovered fourchan
>>52417113
>but I would quite like to have been born in a Scandinavian country
with all those lefties and that level of rape?
youre mental m8 even we dont have it that bad
>>52416931
Why not mate? bit cryptic that
there's a huge vintage scooter scene in belfast, about 150 of them meet at city hall ever so often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjI-HvcBtKM my da's in this 2bh
>I've not converted to islam yer
In cinema lads wish i was seeing an anime
>>52417110
"calligraphy" caused some shit here recently
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/18/us/virginia-school-shut-islam-homework/
For England, lads?
>>52417168
MEANT WRITE FFS
Reminder that if you were born in a 2nd/3rd world country, you have a 4x higher chance of becoming a normie
>>52417168
looks like you're struggling to spell too!!
it's write not right you Muppet!!
>>I've not converted to islam yer
>>52417195
Because you all look like a bunch of fags and Belfast isn't exactly known for its tolerant and accepting popular.
>>52417227
people from 3rd world countries are fucking weird
they all seem like they are massive perverts
it must be a lack of education and social awareness
>>52417195
there's a big vespa/lambretta meet up in a pub near me every sunday in summer
isn't a pub the worst meet up place for vehicle enthusiasts?
>>52417224
i like this analogy
if you leave the boat you will drown. if you do nothing the boat will sink. the only way not to drown is to fix the nazis
>>52417299
depends which 3rd world country it is mate
>>52416931
my shed wew
https://youtu.be/jq2m600R7DU?t=2 probs the best vid of belfast scooters (hate the automatic shitters that think they're allowed tough)
>>52417254
*population
>>52417300
I've been to a few vespa/lammy overnighters and a load of them just ride home drunk they've been doing it for years
>>52417254
LE SCOOTERS R GAY AMIRITE xDDD
fuck off yank
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
PINEAPPLE SMELLS
how easy is it to convert to islam lads
is there an online application form anywhere?
is the catalogue fucked for anyone else?
>>52417394
You're not helping matters by acting like that, you big poof.
@52417422
Fuck off paki cunt
>>52417394
scooters are well gay
>>52417394
that exhaust is disgusting
>>52416857
ESSEX FUCKING MENTIONED
http://nytimes.com/2015/12/21/world/middleeast/samir-kuntar-hezbollah-syria-israel.html
Just had Steak, chips and peas
tasted very nice
>>52417422
Keep up lad. We're all muslims now.
>>52417422
you have to say some certain words, preferably with an imam as your witness then you are a muslim
>>52417448
get it up ye dickhead
>>52417483
that's literally what an expansion chamber for a 2 stroke engine looks like
>>52417475
t. my V8 mustang could smoke that
Lads there's a qt muslim girl at my work how do I make her my gf?
99th for bangers and mash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKMGlGuk_M
>If you don't not want us to not send you offers, please do not not tick this box
>>52417422
was up london yesterday doing a little shopping
at the end of oxford street theres a large group of muslims trying to convert white people with signs saying "jesus is a prophet of islam" and shit like that
id probably start by talking to those chaps
>>52417560
ask her parents
>>52417560
converting to Islam will literally make any Muslim girl love you
like, you'll legit be more attractive to them than paki lads who were raised Muslim in the first place since birth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dnqpbWwaeQ
See you in the pit anon
>>52417540
>ryt lads wabouchee heard ur all up for a big bang sesh here lads i'll get the pre-shwall in and then you can all take me up my tailpipe yeeeeeeooooo luv ye big gay dirty bastards in my arse
t. you
>tfw after cuck meme and blackedposting interracial is the only porn i can get off to
>my sexuality is ruined forever
still pranging out at my car accident last night
>>52417660
>actually having memes change your life
mate
what makes a good fitting suit lads
pls help i dont want to end up like le walking man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YcZmQOnsOQ
>>52417717
A tailor
>>52417692
call ur mum
>>52417036
we have a few things to feel good about i suppose
>>52417660
the jews have won again
#truth
>>52417717
nothing long, nothing boxy
>>52417646
thought we were mates my fenian ex-pal
>>52417660
>can get off to
Never realized how many actual yank sleeper agents posted on here
>>52417692
should have just drove off hehe
>>52417717
shoulders fit around your shoulders not loose or hanging off, doesn't bunch up with top button of suit done and sleeves are ryt length
>>52417747
how expensive is that desu
>>52417744
love that song
>>52417660
have this
>>52417333
>literally need a tank to fend off the car bombs and sectarian attacks on the scooter run
>>52417717
probably am like the walking man desu
hate being poor
any rich folk in brit not home for christmas????
>>52417632
Only want to convert when a potential muslim wife is in the bag
>>52417769
>1-7
>actually being true at all
how the fuck are these people so ignorant?
>>52417790
Don't like that you knew I was a fenian tbqh. Bit glad we're no longer pals since you're all into getting bummed and all that.
>>52417775
>>52417790
thank (you)
>>52417717
It needs to accentuate the shoulder-waist ratio more than anything
A lot of it is not being a fat shit or an auschwitz survivor though, suits look a lot better if you have a good build anyway. Although if you have big traps and delts jackets without heavy shoulder padding look a lot better because the pads come off of the trap insertion at a really weird angle and look shit
tell my man shut up
cleaned me arse in the shower
>>52417769
>native American
>advanced
>>52417872
i have an autists build desu
tho im not fat honest
>>52417825
Hahahah good post, although it shows how far we've moved on that lads can drive about the city centre in army uniforms and military vehicles and not get bricks thrown at them
>>52417843
*puts up peace wall* stay on your side, we are THROUGH
>>52417897
>i have an autists build desu
what?
>>52417769
>Indus people invent writing, do great maths
Stopped reading there.
>>52417899
Thanks lad. Now I can relax in heterosexual peace.
>>52417885
thats the way lad
sometimes i sit in the bath and pick the shit off of my arse
Need some choccy but the shops are closed :(
>>52417915
trus senpai its a thing
>tfw the uni group chat is dead
>>52417985
Morrisons are open till 11 la
>>52417769
>Curryniggers, Native curryniggers, niggers and chinks
>Ever accomplishing anything ever
>>52417769
Kony was white peoples fault
Black on black crime being the highest in the country is white peoples fault
the crusades were white peoples fault
Armenian genocide was white peoples fault
lads why is fingering a bird so difficult
the clit keeps slipping away because of how wet it is
>>52417953
bit abnormie for a republican to hate gays and pakis 2bh
you're basically a prod
I don't ever want to feel, like I did that day
>>52417769
>White people are the only ones that have achieved anything in the last 2000 odd years.
fuck law and borders and shit
>>52418023
ur humblebrag doesnt fool me
>>52418046
REPORTED
>>52417769
>doing drugs and dancing around a fire
>advanced
>>52418023
FONT
>>52416637
fuck me she's fit
>>52418035
Clearly you've never spoken to a Republican that wasn't Gerry Adams. Nobody in this country likes anyone, least of all gays and pakis.
>>52418046
Who is this succubus?
>>52418023
you use the flats of your middle 2 fingers and just do a circular motion but you dont really finger the clit m8 stick your gob on it if you're doing that
Home Alone on C4 NOW lads
dawkins has been killing it lately tbqh
>>52418010
Too drunk to drive
>>52417717
Arm length - stretch out your arms when you wear it, it shouldn't pull too much under the arms and the sleeves need to be around the base of your hands at the lowest point.
Fit - don't go for double breasted unless you have the body for it, suits bigger blokes best.
Trousers - buy 2 pairs if its a nice suit, trousers always wear out first so you have a spare and if the jacket gets fucked you still have 2 pairs of trousers then, a jacket without trousers is less useful.
Trouser length is important too, if they rub the ground the wear out fast, the material isnt strong like jeans.
Most Important of all: Stitching. Turn trouser legs inside out and check hems, bad sloppy stitching, big gaps between threads or wide loops are BAD. You will put a toe through them and rip hem. Stitching is a good way to check overall quality, good work is tight, lots of thread used and hems should also have another piece of fabric sewn along the rear side for strength.
lastly, if you pay good money dont buy a very fashionable cut, get something a bit more towards normie. fashion suits dont age well, buy at the wrong time in its cycle and you look a mug.
hello from the other side
>>52417993
Yeah, but what is it?
>>52417769
this is literally the most brainwashed piece of cuckoldry ive read since the rotherham apologist thing
>>52418118
>>52416944
You're not one of those wankers that things introverted = poor social skills are you? I'm introverted but still have friends and go out etc
>>52418118
SJWs on lifesupport
>>52418129
very (you)seful post
>tfw you visit England thinking it will be full of sophisticated gentlemen with high culture
>tfw it's just fat Americans with potato heads and horrific fucking accents where they don't enunciate consonants
>tfw they say stupid shit like "according to my maths, you don't have the tickers to get to your bird in the lorry"
>tfw London is filled with niggers
>tfw Irishmen are cunts and not jolly
>tfw the entire country is half the size of your commute weekend commute from the city to the cottage
We fought World Wars for these faggots?
>>52418023
think buffing when it comes to the little man in the boat.
>>52418174
Nick
Kyary
who /yes4brexit/ here?
rina
i
n
a
>>52418176
and on the other hand im extroverted but a complete sperg
>>52418176
I am an introvert too but I have a gf and I go out with the lads every weekend
just got my hash lads
got rejected by a swinger lads
>>52418217
naff off
ESSEX
S
S
E
X
>>52417769
>transophobia
haha holy shit fucking stupid
>>52418240
im always up for breakfast lad
>>52418276
have some more #
>>52418288
this needs to be updated desu
>>52418234
get the fuck out gook >:(
I want to fuck DOM
>>52418320
she is clearly english
>>52418315
with what?
>he thinks our kiwi bros are going to change
>>52418302
####420#####
>>52416799
Not as good as Bort desu
Twitter is cancer
>>52418337
english as anyone who goes to the local mosque
>"I want a conservative, traditional caring gf"
>"ew paki women are gross "
>>52418373
No, twitter is a website
>>52418234
sershie :3
>>52418380
rorke
>>52418337
leave me alone >:(
>>52418380
fucking racist
>>52418383
shitskins are disgusting
>>52418371
how the fuck is that even possible
>>52418243
>>52418408
im sorry i mentioned islam mr imam
gf just sent me this lads
>>52418373
anything where the mass population has an outlet to express their opinions with minimal moderation is usually cancer
just like 4chan
>>52418393
is that a wig
>>52418470
I think so
>>52418418
same tbqh
>>52418470
no thats your mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6MOiOqd_NQ
unironically the best tune I'll post today
who /homewardbound/ lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SabBKLuebSo
Anybody ever catch themselves talking to themselves like they're doing a lets play while playing games hahaha
>>52418486
would be quite the hairstyle change if so
>>52418492
oh
i remember secondary school. me and the lads used to have a wee gang, we called it the Allahu Ackbar Crew. used to run around smacking the fuck out of the non-muslims and forcing the year 7s to convert to islam. bare bants
>>52418508
no kys
>>52418393
bingo wings
>>52418493
meh 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTp5PH8ot6Q
>lads why is fingering a bird so difficult
>the clit keeps slipping away because of how wet it is
>>52418470
>irishits
>ever blonde
>>52418493
you always post utter shite.
>>52418508
I narrate storylines to myself (in my head) about what I'm doing to give extra flavour to the game
>>52418569
thats the joke.
the man
the myth
the legend
>>52418563
Rasheed
>>52418531
sad thing is similar stuff actually happens in some secondary schools
fuckin pakis
Lads, I want to see these Shona McGarty revenge porn pics.
>hint-hint
>>52418393
my god she is a munter
Might start chatting to a 16 year old anorexic self harmer whos quite qt, she's just broke up from the only boyfriend shes ever had and I've read through her reddit account and she's just desperate for any fella to talk to her :-)
>>52418600
>ireshit
>>52418572
>(in my head)
dont lie to yourself baka
>>52418631
don't bully
>I don't enjoy the feeling of penises sliding in and out my arse
>>52418631
Rasheed
>>52418665
I will happily admit I talk to myself on many other occasions but not when I play video games
>>52418653
link to reddit acc pls
Might go on omegle and just try to have a normal conversation with someone about something unimportant. What do you reckon lads?
>>52418508
i'll talk to myself sometimes then realize i'm talking myself and tell myself to shut the fuck up then start laughing
>>52418710
slags
>>52418722
I find myself going "what's this cunt on about" and thinking how successful i'd be as a letsplayer with the way I talk~
annoys me how many people with 900k subs open every video with HEY WHATS UP GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO
Straight, Northern ‘N’ Broke Extra Taxed Edition. As we all know: Lads being lads they’ll do pretty much anything to get their cocks sucked…. Won’t they? Getting their straight arses fucked is a bit more difficult, then again it’s surprising how easily a big fat cock slides up their fuck holes when a few tenners are waved in front of their noses! It’s a hard life up North and money is hard to cum by these days. What with the bedroom tax and the fuckin benefit cuts and sky high rents there’s hardly enough left over at the end of the week for ten fags never mind a bag of tinnies or for fuck sake even a night owt ont town. So spending a few hours with your boxers round your ankles getting rodgered by your mates is an easy way to earn a bob or two, specially if you get a nice blow job into the bargain and spunk all over your mates face!! And when the bloke from the council comes round after his unpaid rent it all fuckin kicks off as Danny and his scally mates drag him inside their flat and shag him senseless. Triga gives a whole new meaning to rent arrears. Fuckin mint mate! Running time approx. 155 mins. This exclusive edition is only available directly through Triga Direct.
>>52418557
fuck man that's dank as fuck im feeling feelings i've never felt before, i'm so fucking unsure about myself and my existence, i really am fucking scared.
fucking dank as fuck 10/10
>Christian Bale was 26 in American Psycho
Ffs
>>52418722
>autism
>>52418722
I'll see you there
>>52418710
bit sad
>>52418801
You say that like I'm not aware of how pathetic my life is.
I hate it
>>52418783
I wish I looked as good as him
Need some asmr please
>>52418783
:(
seeing skepta live on nye
ama lads
>>52418791
im not autistic im just fucking delusional
>>52418800
?
anyone see my yak I made earlier??
>>52418710
Omegle is better on question mode lad
>>52418869
not even that good looking tbf
>>52418874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk1T6o0PbZs
>>52418913
I only go there to make people angry at questions about people being fat or gay or black tbqh.
>>>52418874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoeTHhk9aDU
>>52418874
