secret big fat juicy arse edition
cara
everyone after this post is gay lol
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federal institutions commit unconstitutional crimes because their payments are without gold or silver
>>52420337
she looks great there tbf
>>52420331
is that a followup to big fat gypsy weddings
doing a willy
2016 lads it'll be the year just you wait
>>52420375
All girls look good in thigh high socks. I feel like not enough girls know this.
Me on the right
business idea: give me a qt gf
slags
l
a
g
s
>>52420236
I'm not even sure if I have a record tbf, the thing I did happened in 2008 so it was a while ago and I didn't spend any time in jail but I was arrested for it
what did you do?
>>52420433
how will i see a return on this investment?
>>52420410
>tag showing
degoutant
Business idea: rent my gf to this saddo >>52420433 at £200 a pop
>>52420434
she is american
>>52420469
I'm in
>>52420464
if you're money isn't recuperated in 6 months you can sell her on the black market
>>52420469
who is the cuck in this arrangement?
>>52420439
nothing. was just curious.
>Masters Snooker in January
>cited for High Court jury duty at the same time
>case could go on for the entire duration of the Masters
hope I don't get called up for it
post yfw you spot a large bunda
might post a picture of girls from my year at school
>>52420481
from grimsby la
>>52420429
that image quality is literally Scraping New Lows
maisie
>>52420529
>During the metamorphosis stage a Caterpillar inside a pupae releases enzymes that completely breaks down it's entire body into an organic soup leaving only a few cells remaining.
>The organic soup is then restructured into a butterfly
>In a way that is not fully understood the butterfly still retains it's memories from when it was a Caterpillar.
reminder that next year is going to be 2016
>>52420525
>jury duty
"I work for the police, why haven't you taken me off the list?"
Sorted
>>52420533
hmm
>sumo stance
>>52420533
janny is going to blow one
>>52420525
>implying the court can afford to chase people up who don't go
If you're scared, here's what you do.
Go but turn up late
after they draw straws
and go home like everyone else.
I did it by accident and not a single fuck was given
>>52420464
he'll return you three gfs obviously.
going to shops to get something for din dins lads x
>>52420607
wew lad
>>52420434
Lovely tits and sexy face, who is she
>>52420565
>>>>caterpillars have memories
Sounds like bunk science to me t͜bh
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>the black guys I follow on twitter from my school are obsessed with being black and jungle fever
>constantly telling white girls about how black is better
is this because they feel that's the only way they get girls, if they play off of a fetish?
>>52420601
i question his ability to do that
>>52420640
>the black guys I follow on twitter
There's your first mistake
ree xD
>>52420535
Do it
>>52420464
20 virgins will be waiting for you in the after life.
>>52420628
danielle sharp. she gets her lovely chebs out regularly
it's strange
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I like
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice
>>52420639
how much did you come la
would be well chuffed to do jury duty desu
>>52420533
Who is she lad
>>52420533
>>52420655
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>52420673
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
if you dream it you can do it lads
(take steroids just in case)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHvHg3otnfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-o1lUurXwc
>>52420676
yeah same it would mean the government considers me to be a proper person
of course it will never happen
>>52420535
That's just creepy lad
>>52420676
Yeah it would be quite interesting, especially High Court, but I'd much rather be comfy at home in /147/.
>>52420647
old phone do pee jonest
doing a poo and my legs gone asleep ffs
>>52420645
ok, well give me a gf so that I can do research on the aspects of having a gf so I can create a business that rents gf's to losers on a monthly fee basis.
in return, I'll give you 33% ownership of the new venture.
>>52420401
who is that girl
>>52420727
it's not lewd and it's from a trip I took with them
Raj's gf in TBBT is fucking fit
Janny died long ago but we still keep entering the numbers, pushing the buttons, scared of him
>>52420742
dealer spec
literally
literally
perfect
>>52420662
Yep I thought it was her, kudos to the lucky bastards who get to spunk all over her tits
>>52420778
ur nan
>>52420795
Raj.
>>52420759
poo on ur leg
>>52420700
Natty in the 2nd vid? Delts look suspiciously bowling ball-like.
>>52420815
leave the nan out of this yeah
>>52420801
she doesn't look like a drug dealer or a whore
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52420855
London, E4
>>52420533
look at her bellybutton, ruins it. her fanny is as bad
>>52420811
is that marina lad
>christmas eve tomorrow
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
My best mate from childhood was like my fucking brother, we would have took a bullet for eachother then when we were 14 or so he got himself a girlfriend and distanced himself from me and I havn't spoke to him since. But he haunts my dreams, I dream about meeting up with him out of chance and getting answers all the time, most recently last night. He is always there
Might message him on fb asking him out for a coffee 2bh
really dislike my life atm
>>52420742
probably a jf with 2 phones 2bh
>>52420855
Londonium
>>52420879
yeah lad
she is the love of my life tbqh
>>52420815
yeah looks like it
Real Madrid 10 - 2 Rayo Vallecano
The man kicked it into the goal a lot today
>>52420844
I wouldn't put money on it, but he's a freak regardless.
>>52420874
e18 gonna fuck you rite up
13 year old sister just said roll safe yeah to me Smh
>>52420908
why jfs have 2 phoness
Wish I could sing lads.
>>52420932
i really loved that offside blaster into the top post from Valdinho, real minblinder, absolute showstopper phwooar
>>52420922
makes gr8 music really
>>52420959
Wish I couldn't
man move ball with foot
>>52420876
Nothing wrong with her belly button, it's sexy
Post some high test
>>52420954
sounds like a qt tart
>>52420939
>unironically living in london
for what purpose
>>52420647
thats Brighton, just south of the Komedia club.
>>52420957
before smartphones/3g really were a thing it was cheaper to have 2 plans one to call home and one for the country you live in
exgf had this 2bh
>>52420989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
>>52421009
with my parents desu
>>52420996
Y E S
*gets willy out*
>>52420889
Rasheed
>>52421014
is she a model or somet
>>52420855
What ever happened to her?
16 slices (what a legend)
>>52421032
wew
I hear the drums echoing tonight.
*falls asleep*
>>52421028
ur dads a bender
is socialising a hobby?
>"Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities" - Winston Churchill
We are the country of cucks
>>52421020
maybe it's an work phone. she looks like she just come from a magazine shoot
>>52421055
What is she doing with her voice?
ha ha love christmas lads, can't wait to see my 14 year old brother get all the presents I wish I would get
>>52421090
not to me it isn't
>>52421059
Got internet famous and was harassed until she killed himself.
>>52421130
and who are you?
>when u not horny but the ass is phat
>>52421088
fuckin rude
hate him anyway tho
>>52421116
its called singing m8
does anyone else have dreams where you get into a fight with someone, but your hands get all arthritic and you can't put any strength into your punches and promptly get the shit kicked out of you?
been having such dreams a lot lately. its deeply troubling
>>52421055
>no John Cena
I'n not sure how I feel about this.
>>52420978
yeah tbqh
froot was fun, and Immortal made me feel a bit
>>52421109
doubt models have a work phone
>>52421159
>FALKLAND ISLANDS
#RARE #BASED
Should I risk a cheeky uninsured drive down the road lads or just walk it?
>when he listens to Monstercat
what is this hat called?
sorry for ireland quality
>>52421173
>irish dreams
Who IS that ugly girl that the canadian keeps asking about??
She literally looks like sweaty scrambled eggs: the human
>>52421159
alright malvinas
>>52421200
*holds up spork*
>>52421159
Any good looking girls on falklands? link me some facebooks 2bh
This thread is making me want to have a wank.
>>52421187
why not
they work for agency
>>52421055
>pakis with british accents
hate this
>>52421208
Tam?
>>52421236
triggered
What's your new years resolutions lads?
Mine is not to play any video games for this year
because they're fucking shit
>>52421160
>its called singing m8
I don't think that's what that was
>>52421055
fucking hell that is actually awful
poor man's charli
>>52421250
*prods your winky*
>>52421208
Bonnet?
Thread test level
Low test [-----|----------------] high test
Please fix
>>52421173
yeah. you are throwing punches at someone indiscernible but they miss completely somehow, quite frustrating
>>52421208
its called a kufi. and you'll all be wearing them soon enough if you keep voting Labour
>>52421198
don't risk it la
just cycle
>>52421280
imitating a few languages
>>52421225
boy desu
>>52421225
Newfriend detected
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XnsDLP7ucK
>>52421362
HAHAHA based
>>52421225
She was a meme
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rose-randytaylor69
>>52421371
MORE
>>52421362
yours is gay at least mate
do your best english accent
>>52421311
>>52421371
*vomits loudly*
>>52421371
pitifully low test lad, what are you doing
>>52421371
Why are even thin asians chubby?
>>52421362
literally sounds like cum being gargled 2bh
>>52421371
looks about 12 years old
>>52421253
yea but thats like 2-3 numbers i bet
>>52421275
early bed time
computer for vital scheduled activities only
drink water
no porn wanks
Lift and squat
Moisturise
Read
Agree to social activities at work
Join choir
Real name on all social media including linkedin
Write Tinder bio with real photo
Use whatsapp and snapchat on iphone
Update CV
ignore flag
>>52421453
so literally become a normie then?
sounds solid
Triggered the fuck out of some canadians in another thread lads. Baiting people is so easy with an American flag, no one knows whether to take you seriously or not
how can you be attracted to chinks? they don't look human
>>52421311
>>52421517
good lad
Just found out I won £25 on the lotto last night lads, fucking get in
nuz aan sul fent alok fod fin vul dovah nok
>I like 'high test" women
>>52421523
they're qts
>>52421571
me on the right
>>52421607
same
>>52421528
she needs to learn to stick her chin out
Give me a falklands gf
>>52421523
because chinks are viewed to be docile and innocent beta men who get bullied by white women fawn over them
>>52421631
not human fám
humans don't have grey skin and eyes like penne pasta
>>52421631
absolutely vile
Nearly shit myself there lads. Made it to the toilet in time, but then the shit ripped my arsehole asunder and left it bleeding. Not great.
Need to cum deep in a womb lads
>>52421685
arse pic pls
>>52421453
>Join choir
Good lad, had a Church performance last week, was great hope to do it again in another 12 months
falklands gf like pic WANTED
>>52421608
I always laugh when people use the phrase "high test women". Shows a clear misunderstanding of the meme.
>>52421673
>grey skin
Should have gone to specsavers
>>52421676
I know its you pasta nigger
remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>>52421714
left is nasty right is nasty
>>52421631
She looks like shit
need a Rose gf
>>52421742
I showed you that
>>52421608
not high test women you retard
the myth goes that men with higher test levels prefer chubbier women who are fit for breeding (wide hips, giant tits and such)
>*<your indian friend> has changed his profile picture*
upvote me if youre a pasty baby
>>52421773
horsefaces
>>52421754
wrong way round lad, or from their perspective?
>>52421401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qtAHsf3JlK
>>52421736
hark at this fkin losser lamo
>>52421790
I don't get it
DRAG
MY
TONGUE ACROSS THE SAND
SO HAPPY JUST TO CRAWL ACROSS THE LAND
>>52421813
bissendop
my crippling alcoholism is a rebellion against society
>>52421813
awful
>i don't get it
>my crippling alcoholism is a rebellion against society
>>52421882
HOL UP
just popping down the gf shop anyone need anything
has a girl ever sent you naked photos /brit/?
I'm gonna do it lads, I'm gonna have a wank. Wish me luck!
>>52421885
Totally madman
>>52421813
sounds japanese desu but good try
>>52421919
an eire bf desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk1T6o0PbZs
Where do I find a gf like this
safe and sound at home again let the waters roar jack
>>52421859
what
>best looking girl from primary school now has a gorgeous christian girl look about her
I LOVE YOU
>>52421944
the cow farm
>>52421932
Willy Wanka ?
>>52421966
fuck off nonce
>>52421919
trap bf that likes to cuddle plz senpai
And a cornetto.
imagine tits were called willies and balls were called tits
ive actually started typing desu and senpai lads
Is this hiroshima's attempt to culturally assimilate us
>>52421966
Post her please lad
>>52421944
I bet she tells guys to stop looking at her tits too
>>52421966
BLACKED WHEN
want to get chemically castrated. can't even walk down the street without immense sexual frustration.
just let off an insanely bad fart. tore right through the fabric of space and time. living room is literally engulfed in a thick brown smog
>>52422005
good. keeps the normies at baay
>>52421966
POST PICS
I TURNED OUT AS GREAT AS I COULD, KNOCK ON WOOD
THINGS ARE GOING JUST AS THEY SHOULD, KNOCK ON WOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO
FAR
SO
GOOD
>>52421927
A girl has only ever sent me 2 pictures and one of them was a selfie with her boyfriend.
>>52421919
Fat gf who is just the right amount of fat but not too fat please lad
>>52422059
FIFA 16
wew
>>52421919
takes a good 2 hours to get there and back, take a drink.
>>52422091
yeah I actually have the mp3s of the songs off fifa 16 as well, there's some proper bangers this year
>>52421932
Think about your family naked or half naked when you wank.
Now that you've seen this message, you won't be able to wank properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxsP3lJjuE
Choon for the ages
going to have my first bath in months
>Why yes, I do purchase the newest installment of FIFA every year
Why isn't their a category on porn sites for girls who are fat buy not too fat lads?
The BBW section is disgusting.
>>52422129
sounds like every other garage or shitty noisia tune or whatever the fuck that genre is called
>>52422091
>trump subs
>>52422035
What, do you want to put your aching hard willy in a warm, wet, tight pink vagina while a girl wraps her soft legs around you and whispers gently in your ear that she wants you to spurt your hot sticky mess all inside her or something anon?
hello
>>52422166
Becaue your fetish is only in your imagination.
You like fat bitches, deal with it
