/brit/ I'm the fucking daddy of this thread
cara
In love
>>52423329
IM HAVING A BEAUTIFUL THINK RIGHT NOW LADS
:')
:')
>Marina is not a good singer
then how the fuck do you explain this???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hig5uLy2fe0
Real Madrid: Gareth Bale Scores 4 Goals in 10-2 Win Over Rayo Vallecano
Karim Benzema scored three goals, as Real Madrid logged its first 10-goal scoreline in La Liga play since 1960, ESPN reported. Rayo Vallecano finished the match with nine men on the field.
What the actual fuck are 'chicken tendies'
I search it on images and just see miles upon miles of greentext and pepes
>>52423329
nice
sershlad
Turned 6 today
Ama
>Star Wars was awesome
what does she mean by this lads?
>>52423413
HAND OVER THE GIRL
For him
new worlders have no idea about class
working class =/= poor or proud of it
>>52423417
TELL US mate
>>52423442
cheers
>>52423436
chicken tenders.
>>52423443
Yes
>>52423467
No she is mine :3
>>52423413
looks ready for breeding la
>>52423413
with u xoxo
>>52423424
>dyed blonde hair
Dropped quicker than a rape case in a Sharia court
>>52423329
Any of you memesters got any good taste in video games?
>>52423329
>the greenhouse scene
>>52423509
I love FEAR
>>52423329
WHERE'S YA TOOL?
>I am older than 9 and play video games
>>52423494
DO IT NOW, NO ONE GETS HURT
>>52423474
Alright dan the butchers apprentice get back to work
>>52423509
yeah I buy fifa every year
Brits are so scummy here on /int/. Worst nation, because they are always so rude, mad and seemingly butthurt. Their banter is usually low-brow and platitudinous.
why?
>>52423407
wanna be my sissy bf?
>>52423509
my favourite games are pathologic, stalker, anno 1404 and thief gold
<----- hahah true xD
>>52423579
Mate what else am I supposed to do when I have a month off from school between semesters.
How do I get Instagram famous with thousands of followers?
It didn't hurt at all the last time I pissed, lads.
Hope it will be ok for next few days/week because I'll be pissing a lot.
>>52423600
>>52423509
get a life videogaymer
>>52423570
good lad
>>52423544
I'm not gay but I remember at school chasing the wee small lad who hadnt hit puberty in 5th year telling him if I ever caught him i'd bum him
I had about a foot and 4 stone on him he was very scared
>>52423509
call of duty and fifa is boss with the lads haha especially after a sesh at nandos
when people who don't have a passive income they can live on say they are middle class
>>52423126
>Why are people in the UK proud of being working class?
we're just honest with who we are
not like north americans living a lie roleplaying who they think they should be
imagine your ilk are somewhere in the middle
maisie
>>52423329
no, he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywtEglxtZw
>>52423594
ok wow please attach trigger warnings to your posts in future thank you
who /hentai xray/ here
best fetish
>>52423350
very good post
>>52423636
my Penis size: Four inches.
yours?
>>52423471
>QUICK, HILARY, MAKE ME LOOK USELESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAz7QA-sB20
New Sargon lads
APPRENTICE
TONIGHT
LADS
State your allegiance, cuntboys: Vana or Joe?
>>52423640
Erotic desu
>>52423715
very good cara
so star wars was a solid 6.5/10 lads
Poshos out.
This is a working class lad only zone.
Gtfo if
>Your parents hold university degrees
>You shop at Waitrose
>You've been in Lidl, once, to prove how common and down with the people you are, but you've not been back since
>You parents have uttered the words "portfolio" or "investments" with no irony.
>You have a college / university / retirement fund already
>You were complaining at uni that "the maintenance grant doesn't even cover my living costs"
>>52423739
5.5 inches
>>52423739
Okay this is getting to gay and I don't have an anime image to respond to that so I think I'm going to cut it short
>>52423743
>HILARY
who
Pic related on my facebook
anons is it the end?
>>52423436
I think they're like Yank turkey twizzlers.
Except made out of some other poultry of which I am unsure.
@@52423766
Not even worth a (You)
>>52423758
>Tonight
what?
>>52423815
well atleast its not black
>>52423815
that is a DISGUSTING looking wang
>>52423815
me on the left
>>52423770
>5.5 inches
wahhh thats too big desu!
my butt is really small!! \\\-\\\
>>52423815
people have been posing at the sex museum for ages lad
>>52423815
On mine.
End-times confirmed.
>>52423815
What the fuck is that thing attached to the dickhead? Underneath?
>>52423766
I once saw a new big Audi Q7 in the lidl parking lot
>>52423758
Vana is sexy.
And her Yank accent is oddly cute and less grating than usual.
So her, I guess.
>>52423827
Apparently the final is tonight at 9. I only found out a few threads ago. Literally the only time /brit/ has ever helped me in my life.
FUCK OFF JOHNNY FOREIGNERS
THIS IS A FUCKING BRIT THREAD, MEANING ITS FOR BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY. NOT FUCKING /MULTICULTURAL/ OR ANYTHING.
OUR GRANDPARENTS DIDNT GIVE THEIR LIVES FIGHTING FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE AMONGST MY OWN
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
FUCK
OOOOFFFFFFF
any of you lads been in a car accident when it was your fault?
>>52423855
silly yank
>>52423827
Tonight
>>52423873
She has a huge mouth tbqh
>>52423896
>OUR GRANDPARENTS DIDNT GIVE THEIR LIVES FIGHTING FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>52423766
>poorfags
>>52423855
That's the shaft. Over here, they aren't sunk into crotch fat, so that's how they look.
>>52423854
who is this balldrainer?
>>52423897
I consider myself a car enthusiast so no, never have and never will lad
need to buy some new shoes
what ones should I get lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIGXGkzjAoc
>>52423916
good lad
>>52423815
me on the left
>>52423855
The frenulum
>>52423854
Atleast she LITERALLY isn't holding a giant cock
>>52423852
There's a sex museum?
>>52423842
fair
Too many replies in under 30 seconds lads, I got overwhelmed
>>52423969
>gif
fuck off
>Lizzie Armitstead, Lucy Bronze, Jessica Ennis-Hill
Mo Farah, Chris Froome, Tyson Fury, Lewis Hamilton
Andy Murray, Adam Peaty, Greg Rutherford
Kevin Sinfield, Max Whitlock
who do I vote for lass
>>52423965
Red Doc Martens so people know to avoid you
>>52423620
I spend my time fedoraposting on a Mongolian dating site to get attention lmao do you really think I use my time constructively?
>>52423965
Adidas Sambas. Look great and comfiest shoes I've owned.
>>52423965
for what purpose?
>>52423973
In all seriousness I have several great-grandparents or uncles or whatever who fought and died in WW1
F
>I watch The Apprentice, a sophisticated show for business sharks such as myself
F U R Y
U
R
Y
>>52423766
>parents both have phds and good jobs
>invest almost everything into property
>have little disposable income
>mfw people think i'm working class but i'm actually not at all
>>52423996
Tyson Fury
>>52423973
I'm guessing a Canadian made this image
>>52423996
Tyson
>>52423998
hahaha I've seen enough oxblood doc martens to last me a lifetime at scooter rallys, although most of them are SHARP tits
get the white laces into them if you want people to avoid you
>>52423957
>who is this balldrainer?
One of my facebook friends obviously
>allo' there mate, you mind if I see some ID?
>>52424026
just for general wear desu
>thinking Tyson Fury will win
The BBC will not allow it
>make cup of tea
>out of fucking sugar
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CK
>>52424006
I bought a pair of those the other week, they kinda hurt my feet after a while. Not sure if I have weird feet :c
literally just spent two hours on the phone with customer service
fuck them
fuming
>>52424096
post a fit or at least let us know what you usually wear
>>52424081
Any more cheek and you'll get a sock filled with pool balls to the kisser, dickhead
be a good lad and link her profile
>>52424094
*to drunk to get the words out*
>he's uncircumcised
>>52423996
LIZZIE
I
Z
Andy is favourite
hasn't he already won
Favourite Christmas song?????????
>>52423753
ESSEX MENTIONED
>it's cold out
>>52424122
7/7.5, I usually wear converse high tops
>>52424094
i've got ur ID right here m8
*unsheathes authentic Japanese nodachi*
TL: a nodachi is a field sword used by Samurai in battle, typically longer than a regular katana
mo farah seems like a nice lad
>>52424168
>converse high tops
and blue jeans and hoodies?
literal geek tier
bear grylls is taking obama into the wild, literally first point obama makes is
>i want to raise awareness for climate change and how it effects us
kek fucking politicians
watching bear grylls and obama
>>52424168
>I usually wear converse high tops
>>52424193
pretty much
I used to wear glasses too, not any more
>>52424179
He's actually not though.
>regularly shit talks people on twitter
>is racist against whites
>is on the juice
>>52424179
Mo "Lights up your life with his skull" Farah is sound desu
>>52424104
>sugar in tea
did you write your letter to santy yet lad?
>>52424152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4pTMZuAux4
Can you hear the silence
Can you see the dark
Can you fix the broken
Can you phil
Can you phil mahar
>>52424168
adidas stan smiths, me who was bullying you here >>52424193
but I think they'd fit u ryt
>>52424196
why do all northern irish people look so ugly?
>>52424101
hahahaha
fuck that ginger faggot, he's such an attention seeking try-hard who only won a gold medal because literally everyone else was shit and having a bad day
>>52424227
[citation needed]
>>52424215
2, 1
>>52424219
Little cunt probably did that on purpose
>>52424219
pure banter, whats this?
Made a real tit of myself at the work party, lads. Don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Might just jump off a bridge instead.
>>52424236
>adidas stan smiths
>recommending meme shoes
>>52424219
Golden
>>52424219
that little nerd loved it. Look at his face.
gran's buying me these for christmas
thanks gran
Property of the Weinstein Company - Please do not duplicate
>>52424294
what did you do lad
>>52424313
you're welcome
>>52424284
duh
>open celebrations
>no eclairs
F U R Y
U
R
Y
>>52424294
greentext it you nobgobbler
>>52424313
no problem lad
It feels like we only go backwards lads
who are more attractive, irish or scottish girls?
>>52424313
gonna use your foot to kick the ball again with the lads ahah?
haven't eaten in over 24 hours
>>52424236
nah mate, they don't look great
kinda thinking some nice vans, but I don't want to wear a meme shoe
>>52424347
tfw truffles have been gone for years
>>52424351
the tank?
>>52424375
irish by a long way
>>52424375
Irish
t. Scot
>>52424375
>scottish """"""girls""""""
give me some good holiday banter to text her with lads
>>52424294
story time lad
>>52424375
fuck off leaf
>>52424339
>>52424359
thanks gran
>>52424382
yes
>>52424375
Irish tbqh
from a scot
REMEMBER
A VOTE FOR TYSON IS A VOTE FOR ARSEBLASTING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/sports-personality
>>52424418
"got a stiff willy"
Soft pale thighs are GOAT.
>>52424397
nah this big guy
>>52424448
>giving my info to a government agency and then voting for a known homophobe
Sounds dodgy desu
>>52424438
ahah fucking mental gonna kick the ball with your foot to the other lad who will subsequently kick the same ball but with his foot instead?
how do people get away with drink driving? do the cops need empirical evidence through a breathalyser to successfully prosecute or something?
>>52424240
protestantism
>>52424448
>Voting for a gyppo, even for a laff
>>52424375
Irish have a good range of phenotypes due to their history; some of them could easily pass as Scandis. Scots pretty much all look like English proletarians.
>>52424330
>If everyone else was a 7/10 on the drunk scale, I was a 11/10
>Did coke with coworker
>Generally having embarrassing conversations
>Tried it on with someone at work
>Was just generally being a huge rasclart
I remember talking to the owner of my company and him literally just blank staring me and saying 'What the fuck are you talking about?'
I was maybe also being a bit candid about what I think of my job.
Kill me now. I don't want to go in tomorrow.
>>52424480
Reckon Gary would do him in tÍœbh, got some massive biceps see them often enough when he wears his tight shirts on MotD.
>>52424448
>Hamilton
hes literally only there because of a german car brand
>>52424375
Irish
first for Meghan
>>52424480
>>52424485
yes
>>52424522
>pseudo-science
>>52424522
>Irish have a good range of phenotypes due to their history; some of them could easily pass as Scandis
>saving reaction images on your computer
Sure sign of autism desu
need a shy 5/10 gf with good feet that will never cheat on me lads
let me know if you see any
>>52424375
scottish based on this vid alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW4ubLuwBHQ
see also: poo, doing A.
>>52424543
Hopefully the last too
hips
>>52424543
fapped to this video desu
>>52424573
>>saving reaction images on your computer
>Sure sign of autism desu
>murray
>personality
ayyy
Reight my gf's arse
>>52424541
she fingered a friend of mine
>>52424581
This sounds like the requirements a sub Saharan african might specify when looking for a girlfriend.
>>52424522
>good range of phenotypes due to their history; some of them could easily pass as Scandis
are you sure you arent on about english people
>>52424557
ahaha fucking mental as fuck, gonna kick the ball to that other lad kicking the same ball but with his foot who will then kick that said ball to another lad's foot of which might get intercepted by another lad wearing a different coloured t-shirt who will attempt to use his foot to kick the said ball but in the opposite direction?
having a sniff
need Crimbo present ideas for my parents lads quick quick quick
>>52424615
Love handles / muffin-top != hips
>>52424635
looks familiar
>>52424639
in carlow?
>Anime posters
>Frog posters
>Fedora posters
Is it safe to say these peoples parents regret having them?
>>52424584
Fucking hate our accent
>>52424661
did you do a touch of your bell?
>>52424687
Yes
>>52424659
yes
tfw no qt Aber gf
>>52424687
My parents do have very high standards when it comes to shitposting on /brit/ tbf
>>52424687
had a annual leave day last week and found out fedora posters are neets/post from work on their phones
mental
>>52424722
downvoted
>>52424692
ye wee fookin poofter ye nee like our accent laddie ye can fook off down south ye wee fookin english cunt
>>52424682
yeah
Scottish slag I know
>>52424541
thoughts on neev?
>>52424692
its nice, whats wrong with it? come to the northwest if you want to hear some proper grim accents
>>52424692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYP5mNV_nuQ
it's cute
>>52424635
What arse?
>>52424756
>fook off down south ye wee fookin english cunt
good. English rose when?
>>52423407
>>52423600
>>52423636
>>52423739
>>52423770
>>52423851
Lads take it somewhere else
>>52424770
coalburning slag
do not approve of her ways
when do they announce sport man of the year
genuinely interested in seeing fury knock rutherford out
>>52424692
>le self hating scot meme
good meme
>>52424736
I think he means those people are most likely absolutely pathetic excuses for men in real life, but I reckon you knew that.
>>52424796
extremely rude, and that was for a meme photo
>haven't had a (You) in 5 posts
I think I'll go have dinner and a cry and come up with some new techniques
Nearly shagged my mum's friend lads AMA
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/sports-personality
vote fury lads its open now
>>52424770
Niamh, Niamh, fanny like a wizard's sliamh
>>52424826
she's nice looking but I don't approve
I found out today I was born via C-section
ive LITERALLY never touched a vagina
might actually get a gf lads, but i'm afraid to get my hopes up lest they be brutally shot down
>>52424809
alri licky haha
So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.
>>52424809
fuck off paddy lick yer dad's arse and taste my spunk
>>52424890
why don't you boys just (you) yourself?
>>52424857
This made me lol
>>52424869
I AM the Senate
>>52423612
good taste my friend
>>52424865
>tfw my hopes are so low that I turn down women without even realising what I've turned down
Self-esteem is for faggots.
>>52424843
well that's me on the GCHQ watchlist
>>52424857
iktf. Me ma was also 40 so I probably have autism rofl
Got a new subtle gimmick. I'm seeing how long it takes people to catch on.
>>52424931
I like it.
>>52424786
i bet you wanked to that you bloody nonce
>>52424869
Literally Rewatching Ep III last night
>>52424931
Hehe, already noticed it lad, very enjoyable desu ;)
>>52424869
kek.
So, guys. Real talk time, Queenie is getting a bit old now. Who else /notready/ for her to die?
>>52424687
fregposter here. Definitely true for me at least.
>>52424993
SHEEV
H
E
E
V
>>52424979
I'll never be ready for her to die.
>>52424979
>MFW patriarchy is restored in Britain
>KING CHARLES
