Eternal Marina edition
Maisie
Hold tight stormzy you wanna get merky
>>52361299
3rd for /britfeel/ BTFO
Kpop
just saw this really cute pic lol, i think you will agree when you see that it was worth me stopping what i was doing to come and share this here.
look at the pic as you can see very cute
Bhuel maith ar maidin.
Giotán amach fuar. Aimsir hÉireann. Tá an ghrian amach cé. Tá súil againn go, beidh sé te suas.
Ar mo bhealach abhaile anois ó Bhaile Átha Cliath. Séú uair an tseachtain seo.
I stáisiún seirbhíse Enfield anois. Téigh fheiceáil gur féidir liom a fháil ar roinnt bia.
Ceart go leor. Níl a fhios agam cad é an chuid eile den lá beidh mé ag déanamh. Just a fheiceáil conas a théann sé.
Caint leat arís. Slán.
>his ancestor was expelled from the isle of great Britain for committing horrendous crimes
>>>/baltandausnz/
any of you Lads thinking about packing up the shop and buggering about somewhere cosy?
I'm thinking of hopping over to NZ myself.
>>52361254
Yeah by destroying the German economy
Love my gf desu lads
Getting a flat together soon
Wouldn't mind if every single woman on earth was a clone of maisie
when it comes to
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
>>52361375
senpai lives in nz so fucking off to wellington next september
MARTIAL TO SCORE 2 GOALS AND ROONEY TO SCORE 2 CALLING IT NOW SCREENSHOT THIS POST
Is having sex with a drunk girl when you're not drunk considered rape? It's all anybody on my twitter seems to care about atm
>>52361359
your breathe stinks just shut up
your flow's dead just shut up
>be scottish
>wake up
>get on the gear again
>repeat
>>52361360
Race mixing degenerates belong on the cross
Lads, why are taigs so much more qt than snouts?
Marina is an ugly Moor
>>52361382
>hjalmar schalt starts fixing the economy
>hitler sacks him and replaces him with a retard who thinks the economy should be based on plundering
>you will never be a grenadier in the Crimean War
destiny weaves a cruel fate
>woman at work offers me some quality street
>only ones left are chocolate orange or the blue coconut fudge ones
>>52361420
DElete this
>>52361414
>be scottish
>wake up
>winkie wedged between Tay Tay's arse crack
>not a bad start to the day tb h haha
>>52361428
chocolate orange ones are good shut your mouth slut
Woman on the phone at the car insurance company was a cheeky cunt 2bh lads.
>"How is the car used"
>"Social only"
>"So how do you get to work?"
Cheeky fucking cunt never you mind how I get to work.
>"When did you purchase the car and how much for"
>"2012 for £5000"
>"How much is it worth now"
>"£5000"
>"Has it not gone down"
Cheeky bint
>>52361299
can't believe you guys only recently noticed how top notch Marina-chan actually is
>be Marina
>have big knockers
>wear clothes that pronounce your knockers
>IT'S RUDE TO STARE MY KNOCKERS, PEOPLE
>>52361428
>chocolate orange
>not best
>>52361457
fuck off i will literally dismember you
fucking insect
>wank
>first thought is suicide
>it's comforting
waheyyyy
>>52361398
>gif
fuck off
>>52361468
she's literally never said that
>be Scottish
>wake up
>head down the dole centre for another fix of English taxpayers money
Ah the good life
>>52361475
I will heem you
>be English
>have arse crack
>tay tay's winkie slides up it in the night
>ooo tay tay
I <3 Tay Tay
please tell me that you lads have the good sense to not give a fuck about this star wars bollocks
>>52361299
Best edition in a long, long time.
Gf just snapchatted me this
>>52361468
you could not be more wrong
this is bait
>be me
>I'm a big fat dumb american who browses /brit/
>>52354253
>>52352909
>Romanians
Absolute degeneracy desu
>>52361504
this is pretty much a daily edition you fucking retard end yourself
>>52361414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtUmw_ZZqlM
PROMISE ME YELL NEVER TURN TO THE DRUGS
Can't imagine living with my parents/family now desu
You'd have to be a real autist to still live with them in your 20s
>>52361500
Went to see it on Thursday night
>tfw we got BTFO by britfeel
>>52361507
>1080p .png 3MB
delete
this
&
kill
urself
>>52361507
Would quite like a shirt like that (except in a man's size obviously [because I am a man]).
>>52361530
should've bombed them more tbqh
>>52361531
Literally not true. End yourself my friend.
>Yorkshire
>>52361556
>implying
I don't bloody think so, by gum
doing a troll
>>52361590
literally is moron, hence "eternal"
Does Marina have nice toes?
>ooh why yes, I do indeed use the extra flags extension
^^^ NO FIGHTING
>>52361592
>Yorkshite
Doing a cruise
>tfw the next LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD WILL BE (half) SCOTTISH
>mfw you can't stump the trump
>>52361628
She ha nice everything family, nice everything.
NEED to see maisies fanny before I die
>>52361556
none of the spergs there are posting out of shame and they're begging us here to stop
safe to say it was a successful tour tbqh
what happened with /britfeel/ lads
>>52361568
shut up u virgin cunt i dont decide the size
>>52361680
>tfw pulled her on a night out in Bristol once
>thinking about shitposting on /brit/
>there is way I could make this place worse
fucking immigrants shits
>>52361673
>American car "culture"
I AINT GOT NO TYPE
BAD BITCHES IS THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE
>Why yes, I do indeed live in California and stay up all night talking to British men in the vain hopes one will take me to bed and absolutely obliterate my yank fanny
>>52361674
what scottish blood does Hilary Clinton have?
>>52361680
When will they learn?
Theory: adults who enjoy Star Wars are emotional children with simplistic notions of good and evil. These are the same "anti-racist" people in favour of mass resettlement of Syrian refugees.
>>52361371
>Just a fheiceáil
>>52361737
did they seriously get them to pose together?
>>52361732
high quality post
>>52361718
Nah they don't sell those to white people m8
>>52361732
DELETE THIS POST PLEASE
>tfw ywn cuddle your head in her soft bosom on a cold winter night
fucking murder me
>>52361737
whats a female manlet? a weeshe?
LOOKS LIKE MEMES'RE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>>/r9k/25099911
/too much mischief/
>>52361680
>>52361741
nah star wars is very morally grey
>>52361756
Looks like some Narnia film (which presumably they were both in) red carpet event.
>>52361719
LET MY MAMMA TELL YOU NIGGA I AIN'T LIVING RIGHT
I applied for a job and it's the first thing I've really wanted in a while but I know I won't get it
thanks for listening
>>52361768
Because Mexicans are into shit white people did 50 years ago
>>52361797
i'm close to cracking the icloud lads
>>52361737
where do they get their clothes? genuine question
>>52361790
gladly
>>52361772
A don't bloody think so lass
>>52361833
How close
>>52361840
>where do they get their clothes?
Probably raid the bins behind the children's ICU.
>>52361741
My most star wars obsessed friends are all really autistic and have morality charts and determined mass settlement of Syrians is morally wrong and we should just leave them in the camps. The chart cannot lie
>>52361299
Oh my god, she looks just like Shakira.
never even watched any of the star wars lads
might find out what happens in the new one and wreck it for you aha x
Why do white girls with Black hair literally all look alike lol
>>52361884
she is rina
>>52361901
I hate star wars tbqh
Will be glad when people get over this one
Cheesy, shitty movies imo
>>52361768
Once again
>American car "culture"
>>52361858
>>52361901
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo
>>52361933
Fuck off 12 year old
>>52361946
How much of brits can speak more than two languages, if Scouse is included in English?
>>52361952
haha ebin, i couldn't believe it when Luke turned up in his x-wing and killed hux
>>52361931
>German "cars"
>>52361933
fuck off 12 year old
>>52361966
u mad fag trololo
>>52361929
No no, she's Catherine Zeta.
if youre sober and you have sex with a drunk girl, is that considered rape?
>>52361979
>tfw you will never go over the hills and far away
>>52361877
No. All modern fantasy stories have an implicit liberal pro-diversity message that their fans have accepted as a religion.
Can you not keep your retards to yourselves
we've got enough of our own already
>>52362016
Better question:
What if you're drunk and the girl is sober?
>>52361952
luke kills leia
>>52361929
>tfw know a Greek-Welsh girl
>tfw she doesn't look like Marina
Fucking end it.
>>52361840
>>52361874
kek, Stephen Merchant asks him that in Extras
he says he goes to a special shop
>>52361985
America so bad at building cars and competing internationally that they only sell their turds to each other and then make up their own motorsports called stomping the gas pedal in a straight line and stomping the gas pedal in an oval.
she is literally the best girl of all time
>>52361933
good gimmick
>>52362095
charli>marina t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSyGRut7T0s
me
>>52361859
her bf's icloud the questions are worst teacher, first car and first job, only need to answer 2
he works at orchardleigh but cant figure first car
imagine what he has on his camera roll :^)
>German "car culture"
>Every single modification has to be type approved
>Can't put a part on your car unless it's approved by the TUV
>>52362127
>she will never drop her kitty straight onto your eagerly anticipating willy
One of the most based shops in London for sure. Picked up a case of bubbly for NYE earlier 2bh.
>>52362166
>eyy what kind of paint colour scheme you want f͜am?
>JUST
>say no more
this new Pusha T is trash lol
is it truth, bongs ? >>52362169
The only reason I want to leave the EU is that they like to make it as difficult as possible for motor vehicle owners 2bh.
They're even trying to ban cars in cities by 2030
>>52362253
Post the link here. Don't expect me to go all the way to another thread and open a link.
>>52362061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_N%C3%BCrburgring_Nordschleife_lap_times#Lap_times
Except that time we beat every car your country made pre-918 for a fraction of the price of a 918, and didn't have to cheat any regulations to do it.
>>52362151
Can you speak to him somehow and find out?
Hello lads x
>>52362016
did she say, lets fuck?
obviously, if shes completely out of it you don't take advantage but, i've been drunk and taken advantage of and i liked it, i think. I was drunk.
cars are for benders
if u do not WALK
then to me do not TALK
>>52362253
don;t know any.
Only ones I've seen have been beggars or scammers. sub-human culture 2bh
having a look
playing civ lads
And it's over the mountain and over the Main,
Through Gibraltar, to France and Spain.
Pit a feather tae your bonnet, and a kilt aboon your knee,
Enlist my bonnie laddie and come awa with me.
>>52362282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb1AkaKJL08
Doing an erection
>>52362368
what civ
When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
>>52362159
>Every single modification has to be type approved
Only the majority. Things like sway bars are excempt because they're neither power modifications nor exterior parts nor lighting nor considered safety related.
>Can't put a part on your car unless it's approved by the TUV
In general that's a logically sound concept, yes. Why would you allow cars on public roads if their engineering integrity isn't validated?
r8 the collection lads
>>52362325
hi x
>>52362338
t. can't afford driving lessons, let alone a car
>>52362389
Indonesia
>>52362439
no
>>52362424
u alri?
>>52362406
whats bottom left?
>>52362441
one of the worst civs in the game t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
doing a hunger
hello
very tired lads gonna go to bed in a minute
>>52362404
>he can't make power modifications
What? You can slap a turbo on your mustang at age 17 and cruise around with 700rwhp if you want here.
>>52362460
I know, but they're one of the few I haven't played as
>>52362471
me too
pissing it down here too
>>52362495
sleep well
>>52362439
baka
>>52362016
America is mad. you people need to discuss shit and prenups before you have a one night stand.
rape unless signed in triplicate.
>>52362458
doing a not bad, you
>>52362471
did your mum forget to go the food bank this week la
Getting a credit card desu lads
My credit score ain't going to build itself
>>52362521
doing an alri myself
did a nice easy 4 hour shift in work
>>52362319
But the Gumpert is German.
Official Chaser Power Rankings
Undisputed Greatest: Shaun Wallace
2. Mark Labbett
3. Paul Sinha
4. Anne Hegerty
Worst of ALL time: Jenny Ryan
>>52362495
hello
goodbye
>>52362510
might do a kitchen venture in a few seconds
>>52362521
delete this
niggers?
morning lads
Getting a cheeky nandos lass
official bugchaser power rankings
undisputed greatest: me
2. ulster
3. yorkshire
4. the janitor
worst of all time: cornwall
Lads if we ALL gave £2 the fundraising would be done in an hour.
>>52362505
They can make power modifications but they would have to use a TUV approved turbo kit which probably puts prices through the roof.
They couldn't do what I did and pull a turbo off a subaru and weld up some custom pipework and attach it to a miata.
>>52362576
british_slang_simulator.exe
>>52362561
Anne is terrifying and easily the best chaser, Shaun gets things wrong too often
>>52362593
giz £2
POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6307911
http://strawpoll.me/6307911
>>52362558
u right senpai
u right
Though they don't make them anymore, never made many to begin with, and they were $550k-800k when they did
>tfw ywn hug her
>>52362588
where am I
what is a bugchaser
Just had a wank while having a cold
Felt normal
>border force roaches thought they had me
>slipped through their fingers yet again
>extradition treaties? don't make me laugh
>always one step ahead
>>52362604
>Anne is terrifying
>>52362561
>Shaun at the top
t. white married woman.
>>52362622
Your real m8s are here lad
>>52362622
We're your mates now mate
if she doesn't text me over crimbo i will unironically kill myself
>>52362648
fuck off snowden
chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6NuYJ0RzRg
I'm tired of being myself.
How do I become british?
>>52362644
somebody who wants their negholes pozzed
>>52362655
>anne will never destroy your hopes of getting cash
pretty gud
>>52362688
Be funnier if you did it ironically to be honest.
>>52362709
step 1: convert to islam hahahaha banter
>tfw she's single
Be honest lads, would you shag her? If I'd had a couple pints I would. She's 57.
>>52362709
reside here for 5 years and apply for citizenship
haven't had a wank in weeks
should I seek therapy again
>>52362598
I don't see the issue with using an annual inspection system like we have here. You can do whatever you want to the car BUT once a year it has to pass an inspection given by a certified mechanic AND if an officer sees something clearly dangerous or obnoxious and wants to ticket you for it they probably can.
That way I get to have my fun, and the roads stay fairly safe as far as mechanical integrity is concerned.
If you have a non-oxbridge degree you're no better than any idiot off the street.
>>52362771
standards are very low 2bh especially after a few bevvys but theres no way i could shag this
>>52362709
rasheed there for 5 years and apply for citizenship
>>52362771
no she looks revolting t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>52362711
wouldn't mind it
i am an idiot off the street desu
>>52362598
We have roads where you can legally go as fast you physically can, and to enable an installation of such nature you need to eliminate as many factors for danger as possible, including garage hackjob modifications. It's either modding freedom or driving freedom, you can't have both.
>>52362771
I feel sorry for you more then i do her.
>>52362771
Genuinely wouldn't even recognize her if I saw her on the street. Amazing how different she looks out of her usual outfit.
>>52362771
i'd take a gob job off her if she was nice enough
>>52362812
>If you have a non-oxbridge non-medical degree you're no better than any idiot off the street.
ftfy
>If you have a non-oxbridge degree you're no better than any idiot off the street.
>>52362814
>>52362828
>>52362841
>>52362846
I bet you would, you're just keeping it quiet
#ReluctantLads
>>52362835
always knew you were homeless
how's maccys wifi la
THREAD THEME COMING UP
>>52362808
>fairly safe
My knowledge is limited, but isn't there a number of US states that do have inspections but all they check for is the physical presence of wipers, headlights and mirrors, pretty much nothing else?
>>52362771
She would probably crush me m8
>ywn have random trivia whispered to you while having sex
the man are kicking the balls as we speak and i have high emotional investment in the outcome of the kicking activity
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-poshnosh-sk7/menu
Gonna get me a BBQ wrap and a can of coke - but what else should I get?
>>52362880
too scared to ask for the code so i have to use the library computers
SOMEBODY COME GET HER
SHE'S DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER
Guys no offense but why are british people always so loud and obnoxious? Is it all just banter?
Mars atmosphere is <1% that of Earth's
wtf? Why is there even a debate of whether life exists there?
>>52362905
>not using deliveroo
plebs out
>>52362883
HERE IT IS WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKDixFhvCAU
>>52362839
>you need to eliminate as many factors for danger as possible
If they were really concerned about danger they'd ban everyone under 21 and over 50 from driving.
Just because someone custom builds a modified car using their own two hands doesn't mean they're more likely to crash, which is what the German government seems to think.
Anyone ever wanked off to Cody Lane's blue room scene
such a work of art
Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdFhFejVDoI
'This woman should be gassed.'
Discuss
>>52362933
>life needs oxygen
fucking retard
>needing oxygen to live
just lol @ your life
just lol
>>52362942
Doesn't service my postcode you tosser
>>52362963
dread to think how much abuse she must have experienced as a child
>>52362969
>the turkey isn't the only thing that gets stuffed at this time of year
>Drake's verse on Only
the most beta thing I've ever seen in my entire life
on all levels except physical I am anerobic
*occupies CO2 rich environment*
having a wank
>I breathe
>>52363037
watching him wank
Eugh I hate sharing this thread with literal primordial ooze
>>52362963
always had a crush on her desu
she's like a cool gal but crazy in bed
>>52363079
>facebook frog
>imgur filename
hmm
haha alri lads? haha
>>52363108
>"cool girls"
literally just inferior men
haha truuuu
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/tennessee-shooting-football-player-zaevion-dobson-police/
>be american
>>52362953
Actually it can very well mean that because you can't ensure that the power modifications have been offset by safety improvements or that custom fabrication has been made with the right materials and in a structurally sound manner unless you actually take it through an inspection.
Otherwise you'll have morons that slap hundreds of horsepowers into a completely unsuitable spaghetti chassis with no brake or suspension upgrades using random bits of tin they had lying around for mounts and brackets with amateur welds that are less stable than duct tape.
You can do that shit in Burgerland where the roads are wide and straight and empty and no one is ever allowed to go faster than 70, but not here.
>people at work ask me what I do in my free time
>say I go to garden centres do some gardening and sit by my pond.
>they look at me funny
This used to be normal reeeeee
>>52362905
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-poshnosh-sk7/menu
Help me decide on my takeaway lads. Gonna get a BBQ wrap.
>you will never fuck a prime riley mason
>>52362886
Nah
They'll all check tire tread, brakes, suspension integrity, things of that nature. Though if you know somebody that does inspections you may be able to slip them a little cash for a pass sticker. A lot of the cars you'll see on youtube videos in the US are technically illegal.
/mu/ is a good place
stalking my ex on twitter waheeyyyy somebody stop me
>>52363222
it never ends
Just made this
