>Friday night
>Go to pub with gf
>Waitress comes up to the table and takes our order
>"Its nice to see you with someone :)"
>MFW
I don't understand your normie problems.
>>52350811
He's not normie mate
>Friday night
>Go to the Brothel for gf
>Manager comes up to the front desk to service my request
>"Hey sweetie, here for another quicky?"
>>52350816
>Go to pub with gf
Couldn't be normier.
>>52350869
>quicky
>>52350886
Maybe if he was taking his gf to the movies or a nice restaurant but not the fucking pub
>>52350929
The pub is normie as you twit, legit blokes watching the footy with their gf's and wives drinking alcohol and talking with mates.
>>52350869
>Go to the Brothel for gf
That isn't a gf m8
>>52351023
A rental car is still a car.
>>52350791
Was your gf's bf there too?
>>52350791
>tfw get first gf
>waitress is a friend of mine
>starts spilling spaghetti about how nice it is that I'm seeing someone
>embarrasses me and new gf
>my soul when
>>52351023
>>52351589
His gf works there you twits.
>be total loser in high school
>go to uni
>fall in with chink crowd, get a chink gf
>happy for once, doing well in school
>bring gf back home to meet family
>they banter me a new arsehole about having an asian gf
>break up with her and stop hanging around asians
>total loser again, give up on school
>try kill myself
>fuck it up and get brain damage
>now been a neet who shitposts on 4chan all day for around five years now
>could have all gone better if i wasn't such a soft cunt who couldn't handle banter
>>52352121
>he thinks he stopped being a loser when he started hanging around asians
>>52352530
This
>>52352121
>be an alchoolic
>use to go to shit-tier taverns full of old men and dangerous guys
>finally i have a gf
>she says she wants to know me better and wants to take her at a place im familiar with
>i take her to a filthy tavern
>the waiter sees me with my gf and says:"I hope you are not bringing whores in the bathroom again"
>she leaves me
^this sadly happend lol
>>52352601
lol
>>52352601
christ
>>52352601
holy fuck
>>52352601
booze is my life desu
>>52352601
shouldnt have braught whore :^DD
>>52352699
Well my cock needs some pleasure too,im lonely,all my friends are in jail or in rehab,i was once a chemistry teacher(reminds of breaking bad?),we even tried to copy the breaking bad and do the same but cops busted us in day 5 lol
>>52352750
i like this guy
>>52352601
I believe this.
>>52352758
I don't really care about you beliving my shit life stories desu senpai,if you guys want more i will dump shit from the communist era when i was in army(everyone was for some time)
>>52352801
yes
>>52352801
how old are you?
>>52352750
>>52352601
>this is what life in Romania is actually like
>>52352812
I was repartised at a port in Constanța,my job was to talk to every ship that enters the port(comercial or not),so one day a Greek ship arrived in the port(the captain was fucking Albanian) the ship was full of cigs,jeans and mandarines.Every guy used to take some of the food home so after i gave him the permission i started to open some boxes and to choose some jeans,guess what i found?Albanian immigrants!there were like 10 people(only 2 guys and 8 women),the guys were sent to prison and the women were raped by the whole station+the filthy captain.Feelsgoodmane.jpg
>>52352121
>>try kill myself
>>fuck it up and get brain damage
How so anon?
>>52352909
I know the story is not funny or you can t masturbate to it,but i wanted to share some memories with anons.
>>52352601
What the fug?
>>52352601
>i hope you are not bringing whores in the bathroom again
>again
>she leaves
kek
>>52352909
>Greek ship
>albanian captain
Did you participate in the rapefest? also were they qt?
>>52352971
don't tell me what I can't and cant do
>>52352750
What do you do? Order all precursors together from a chem. supplier?
What did you make and what route you used? (retired clandestine chemist here)
>>52353246
Bought some shit off the deepweb,in the school i was working there were no usefull materials,only tubes and shit but i had plenty myself,we tried to make meth,we made meth but was a shit one,we made in 5 days like 200 euros and the police busted us.
>>52353168
I sticked my penis in the qt ones desu.
>>52351589
It's not your car.
>>52352601
>>52353304
pseudoephedriine, red phosphorus and iodine?
You need to reflux for 48 hours to let the reaction proceed fully. If you stop too early, there will be a lot of iodoephedrine still in it. THat shit is neurotoxic, it will react with the first protein it can in your body, probably in the brain.
I got my ephedrine from a pharmacist friend back in the day. Stocks have an expiration data even if it doesn't expire, it is required by law, and they have to throw it away. But nobody controls the garbage can. I used to get my hands on bulk codeine that way too, even a vial of ergotamine once (lsd precursor).
How much time did you do in jail for that?
>>52352601
poor soul
>>52353441
>reasoning with le frogcucks
>>52353468
1 year,i refluxed for less than 48 hours,there was too much iodoephedrine in it to be good,but was my first try and the last one lol
Do you go the pub alone? I couldn't do that
>>52353620
Kek I did it ONCE. It was when I was applying for a job there in middle of the day.
>>52352601
Good job, Ionuț. But I bet she was ugly as fuck and the waiter did you a favor.
>>52352909
O snap, another armyfag? I served during the kosovo war and was assigned at a base near Timisoara, which meant that we got the privilege of controlling the flow of serb refugees.
Boy do I have some stories to tell as well, some mostly legal, one very illegal.
Must be nice living in Romania
>>52353816
How illegal?
>>52350791
>going to a pub alone
>ever
what made you think this was OK?
>>52353840
"I'd still be in jail" illegal.
>>52353816
I hope you beat up a darkie
>>52353840
Super illegal
>>52353879
No, that's the police's job and it's not strictly illegal.
I don't drink or have friends
What do people do in pubs? What is the atmosphere like? What's the difference between a bar and a pub?
It is a serious question.
>>52353867
Did you do ethnic cleansing?
>>52352601
Are taverns comfy as they seem?
>>52352601
>>52352750
>>52352909
moar stories pls,i want one of illegal ones
>>52353816
Sauce on that pic, now. I SAID NOW
story time, yes
Si?Ai prins vreo sarboaica ceva?La cate albaneze si grecoaice am futut eu pe vapoarele alea....
>>52353930
You sit and drink with your closest m8s. Play some darts, billiard or pool. And once drunk enough, you begin speaking with other people.
>>52353983
Meh,they are comfy once you get used to the smoke and smell of alchool,i usually go there to drink cheap ale and traditional food.
>>52353948
No, that's also not our job. After communism fell, peasants would sometimes throw gypsies in sheds and set them on fire, but the army's clean of war crimes.
Like I said, we were sent to guard the border and direct the refugee flow towards Timisoara and that's where I found an underage serbian girl. I think she was like 15 or 16 but I'm 100% she was not 18 and her and her younger brothers hopped the border illegally instead of going through the corridor we set up.
She begged me in broken english not to turn her in and I said I won't do it if she has sex with me. I also said I'll give her my rations and some chocolate I got my my parents. She agreed and we did it in the bushes. I was so scared of doing any sudden movements that I didn't pull out and I came inside her. She was trying really hard to stifle her tears while I was giving her the chocolate and sending her on her way. Never seen her again and no one knows except random fucks on the internet.
>>52354163
Ai ghicit.
Cum sunt albanezele si grecoaicele? Mai usoare ca ale noastre?
>>52354178
Sounds fun, thanks for responding
>>52354253
Eu nu le ardeam ca eram eu frumos,alea se bagau pe vapoare grecesti sa vina la noi ilegal,si ca sa inchid eu ochiul isi deschideau ele pantalonii)
Apropo,parca albanezele(musulmancele) erau mult mai curate decat celelalte,erau singurele rase 100% jos.
>>52354268
Also from my experience a bar is more of a generalized term for the counter which you order your drink at clubs and other fancy places.
So you could say a bar is fancier and not so comfy as a pub/tavern.
Ahahaha,you guys never saw the former president dressed in marine climbing on a trasnport ship.
Why you live?
>>52354309
Inteleg albanezii dar grecoaicele ce dracu cautau aici?
>>52354403
Habar nu am,oricum nu am vazut mai mult de 5 greci/grecoaice,atunci Grecia era mult peste Romania,banuiesc ca aveau ele rude aici,oricum alea nu stiau engleza si nici eu greaca.
>>52354452
Cred ca gasesti mai multe pe vapoare acuma.
>>52354236
I used to like the smoke. Now smoking in cafés is illegal and the shoddy ones (the ones with small-time crooks) often smell like cheap booze and the sewer now.
>finally get gf
>bring her to family Christmas dinner
>uncle sings song he wrote glorifying cop who killed Michael Brown and has a chorus saying black people need to be lynched
>she never talks to me again
>>52355572
kek, she didnt deserve to be a part of your family m8
>>52355636
She was from Vermont and I'm from California, so she's more liberal than my family
>>52352601
Fucking Moldova you never cease to amaze me
>>52355572
Your father sounds based.
>>52355572
you dodged a bullet m8
>>52354253
Dam you are fucked in the head. Do you ever feel bad about that?
>>52354253
cati ani aveai atunci?
>>52354309
pai daca e asa ma bag si eu, unde trebuie sa ma angajez
>>52356271
>shitlord
>>52356387
>not being a catholic of high moral standing
poland i am disappoint
>>52356351
19. Abea intrasem la facultate si am facut 9 luni in loc de 3 ani datorita ei. Antrenament de ofiter.
>>52357069
pai zi cum ai futut-o ...
cum adica datorita ei?
>>52356271
Not really. I was scared as shit for a few months at first in case I was caught then in case she found me and forced me to marry her.
It wasn't even a good fuck. It was cold as fuck and I was scared shitless the entire time, and she was so tight that I came immediately.
>>52357105
In boscheti normal.
Si datorita ei insemnand datorita facultatii. Daca erai acceptat la invatamant superior faciai mai putin timp si nu erai pus cu taranii.
>>52356351
Nu ai unde sa te bagi acum,atunci te duceai ca trebuia,eu sunt profesor de chimie ca meserie,mi-am batut joc mai sus de niste cretini si am zis ca facem meth ca aia din breaking bad:)),oricum dupa ce am terminat acolo m-am intors la treburile mele cu provizii de mandarine,tigari,alcool si blugi pe viata.
>>52357154
aha
da cum de nu era virgina daca ave 15 si mai era si acum vreo 20 de ani
>>52357233
>fmc nu o sa fut niciodata albaneze si grecoaice imigrate ilegal
>>52357332
Doar cu cateva m-am simtit bine,pe majoritatea le futeam direct in toaleta ca ma grabeam(nu muie nu nimic) si nu prea era fain,dar pe cateva le bagam noaptea la popota cand primeam eu cheile,si toata camera aia era doar a noastra >:)
>>52357436
zimi faze interesante care ti s-au intamplat
>>52355572
I wish I had your uncle
>>52357332
Nu trebuie sa fie ilegal, doar dute-n grecia cu o punga de sanviciuri.
>>52357583
ce?aia is mai bogati ca noi
>>52357468
>>52357468
Nu prea erau multe de facut acolo,tin minte ca odata am primit o vizita de la niste straini(cred ca erau rusi ca nu intelegeam o boaba din ce zic aia),se lasa intuneric si prostii aia cica vor sa manance,ne pune bucatarul masa etc etc si sa vezi ce fata a facut muistu cand a gustat din tuica:)),l-am facut beat pula si l-am aruncat in niste plase de pescuit si l-am agatat sub podul barcii.Avea chiloti daia din bumbac pe el,la vremea aia erau scumpi si un coleg ia luat el.Nu prea mai tin minte multe chestii...
> geez farage is such a terrible human for not wanting romanian immigrants
>>52357785
he just does not want gypos from here and Bulgary, hes to coward to say it directly so he generalises
>>52352909
da ma, cand te-ai trezit aveai chiloti uzi...
>>52350791
Oh I get it. She thought of you as a lonely guy and was happy to see you had found someone.
>>52357785
Are you afraid we'll fuck your women? Come on, at least we won't turn them into kebab like your pakis.
>>52357255
Era virgina. Avea pasarica de domnisoara si a fost ceva sange.
>>52357979
>he just does not want gypos
that's what he said, no romanians
>>52358439
ba da prost mai esti,ce naiba te-a apucat atunci
>>52358442
nice one chink
>>52358507
>are mila fata de alt om
>are mila
>mila
^kek,pun pariu ca se iau tiganii de tine la scoala.
>>52358507
Aveam 19 ani. Asta m-a apucat.
>>52358621
nu e vorba de mila, ci de onoare.Daca era mata aia in locul ei?Romani sunt prieteni cu popoarele ortodox-crestine, nu dusmani
>>52358631
>be scared 15 year old virgin refugee girl, running from war
>some dirty incel fucks you for a piece of chocolate at the border
>>52358735
>be clean muslim albanese shaved pussy 18+ year women
>get fucked by the skinny security guy for nothing
>life is good.
>>52358845
muslims are ok to fuck, other orthodox or neighbors are not
>Romanians
>>52358735
Serbian girls are made to service romanian cocks. Why do you think half of the voievodes wives were serbian and the other half were hungarian.
>>52359214
whatever makes you feel better
>>52359278
guy has the right idea, romanians will never be white if they just keep breeding with other romanians
>>52352601
>>52354050
http://abcnews.go.com/US/connecticut-babysitter-accused-sexually-assaulting-14-year-boy/story?id=14238187
Romanians are crazy senpai
Is it like a rite of passage in Romania for you to commit war crimes while you're in the army or what?
>>52359381
lol dont you have another romanian hate thread to make on /pol/ ?
>>52355572
>get gf
>bring her to Christmas family gathering
>cousin's a mudshark and has brought her bf
>5 minutes into meet and greet, all is going well
>Grandad starts talking about niggers
>Says it would save everyone hassle if we just used them to tarmac the roads or turned them into tires and lampshades
>cousin's bf runs out of the house
>Everyone laughing
>gf says she loves my family
>>52359529
>being alpha is now the same as war crimes
>>52359637
>Fuck me or else I won't let you cross this border and you'll either die or be arrested and gang raped by my whole battalion
>oh here's some chocolate too, see? I'm not a monster
This is not alpha behaviour, this is ISIS tier degeneracy
>you share a board with literal war criminals
cool
>>52359842
can't wait for brit refugees after muslims take over ;)
around here we love spoiled princesses
>>52359887
>tfw talking to not one, but two real life Niko Bellics
When are you Romanianlads going to illegally immigrate to the USA in an attempt to escape from the evils you've committed in the war and start a new life, but end up getting dragged into the criminal underworld?
>>52360003
some american girl aclled me once poor now i want to breed blonde american girls with fat asses...
I'd honestly like to know how you think this way desu
How can you be so evil lad? I'm a virgin with no gf and I would've helped that girl and her brothers across the border - without raping the girl. Just because everybody else rapes and you're unlikely to face any consequences it doesn't mean you should do it. You ruined that young girls life lad, she was just trying to escape with her brothers and you raped her and got her pregnant, how can you sleep at night? She's legit traumatised, probably couldn't go to school and get a decent education because she had to look after your rape baby instead. There's no way your actions could be seen as acceptable, no matter the circumstances. Do Romanians not have basic human empathy?
>tfw Britian will never invade Romania
>tfw I will never execute Romanian war criminals
Feels bad man
>>52359529
No, we don't commit war crimes. That's slav territory. We just hang around and look at it happen.
>>52360447
your fantasy is great
>>52360447
well it is romania
you see a chance you take it
romania borders 3rd world and this is a very good look into how the 3rd world thinks
>>52360519
>borders
>>52360519
says the muslim trash
>>52360519
>borders
>>52360447
I'm really not sure why you're acting so high and mighty when you're not any better.
>War crimes
Lel. Also it's not common procedure. I would've been kicked out then jailed if I was caught. I can still get jailed for it.
Don't act like you shitskins are any fucking better after you bombed mudslimes under Tony's reign and caused the current scourge upon europe.
>>52360551
insecure "canadian" still lurks
>>52360447
I feel you, I like roleplay rape porn and posting about how much I hate women on /r9k/ but still I would never do that
Pls post more army stories Romanía
:^)
>>52354309
care erau mai frumoase?sau erau urate?
>>52360626
I'm acting high and mighty because I didn't literally rape a 15 year old girl trying to escape a war, I can't believe you've justified your actions to yourself. I'd attempt to find a way to get you punished, but you live in Romania so that's already punishment enough.
And in regards to Britain killing civilians with air strikes and such, as the saying goes - to build an ivory tower you have to kill a few elephants desu
>>52360753
I'm the "rapist" and I got other stories. Though it wasn't rape considering she said yes, I still like it how brits are freaking out.
I could tell you the story about how one of my bunkmates got shot while he was sleeping. I was in the room with two other guys and I was eating beans from a can while one was sleeping on the bed while the other was cleaning his gun. He pulled the trigger and it had one bullet in the barrel and shot the guy on the bed dead. I actively shat my pants when it happened and I had to explain to the commander what happened while the entire room was smelling of shit.
>>52360900
>cleaning a gun with a bullet in it and the safety off
uh huh
>>52353930
It's a good time if you go with the boys
Not as interesting if you go alone. Even just waiting for your people to get there will force you to banter with strangers and they're all there with their friends.
>>52360862
>I'm acting high and mighty because I didn't literally rape a 15 year old girl trying to escape a war
You mean an illegal immigrant?
She deserved it. They all deserve it. Like honestly, it's their fucking country. Maybe they should stay and try to change something instead of fleeing and ruining another country.
>>52360900
>eating beans
>mfw
anyway youa re a rapist congrats.Just imagine how desperate that girl must have been to literally fuck you even tough she was a virgin.If i was in your place i would find her name and apologise
>>52360862
>to build an ivory tower you have to kill a few elephants
Only us first world citizens generally don't have to witness these elephants being killed. I can completely understand that facing certain situations makes one think differently about ethics.
Or "when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you". These stories literally happen all over the world all the time. The best thing to do is to not find yourself a helpless 15 year old girl in the hands of a Romanian, there is really no beginning to punish everyone who abuses power.
>>52360862
>I didn't literally rape a 15 year old girl
I know that you've changed the meaning of rape to mean whatever you want it to mean, but if she said "no" I wouldn't have done it. I'll be completely honest with you, I wasn't gonna report her and I didn't think she'd say yes and I went through with it mostly because I panicked. Like I said, 19 years old so I was dumb as a brick.
>>52360944
Yes, welcome to the romanian army. We usually emptied the bullets after rifle training in the nearby river but that night it seems one was left. It's a one in a million chance, and a man died for it. I don't know what happened to him, but I'm glad I'm not in either of their places.
>>52360900
Go ahead m8
I wont judge
If you have mire war stories from Kosovo, would be cool
>>52361065
how did she look like?if she was ugly its ok
>>52361067
I don't have war stories from Kosovo itself because we were not involved other than letting american planes fly through our air space. We didn't step out of the country.
Besides the sex, all I did was trading cigaretes for food with the refugees.
>>52360155
>>52360958
>will force you to banter with strangers and they're all there with their friends
around here there's usually a bunch of guys at the bar just there to watch sports and have a beer, and all you have to do is vocally complain about a local team and you'll have 10 guys discussing why they're shit in an instant
>>52361113
Like an average serb. Slightly swarthy though not much, black hair and brown eyes and thin head.
>>52361161
rate her face and her body from 1 to 10
>>52361213
Both overall were 7 out of 10. I didn't get to see her tits because I didn't undress her but she was thin.
>>52361260
nice
tell me how she begged you
>>52361132
Yea that's how it is at sports bars but some of the spots around here have live music or a bunch of hipsters that have never touched a ball that wasn't an inch below a dick. The closer you get to being at a taphouse the worse that gets, but if you want good local brews you're going to have to go somewhere a bit more specialized.
I've really grown to love redneck dive bars tbqh, the people are friendly as long as you don't act like a puss and the drinks are dirt cheap.
>>52361260
But are you attractive is the real question
>>52361029
I'd do it but 1. I literally have no lead, as she has probably left Timisoara when the bombing stopped and 2. I don't feel like going to jail.
>>52361278
I really don't remember the detail, but she was struggling real hard to speak english.
>>52361298
I'm average, honestly. Average face, average body. I was more in shape and toned in the army because physical exercise, but yeah.
And like I said, I'd look for her and take care of my child assuming she didn't have an abortion but I'm afraid of going to jail.
>>52361114
Other army or fucked Up stories will be cool either
>>52360568
80 per cent chance he's Chinese
>>52361344
you are not going to jail, you dont even know if she got pregnant and if she did , the child is over 18 i assume by now.
remember a sentence of what she told plssss
>>52361344
du-te la televiziune
"am violat o fata saraca si acum o caut"
>>52361450
Nu mai e Surprize Surprize.
>>52361381
He's a newfag, he posted here two days before making stupid jokes and such
>>52361467
merge la acces direct.
Vreau sa ii vad fata lui proasta de Gherghe cand ii spune ca o cauta sa isi ceara scuze ca a violat-o
>>52360996
It's not so simple as that, my american friend. What could a 15 year old girl do? Probably her family was poor and uneducated, they only 2 choices, to stay in that country and risk getting murdered or worse, or flee it to try and find a new peaceful life.
Imagine if you were a jew living in Germany during WWII, would you go to the nazis and try to lecture them or would you get the fuck out of there before they gased you? Not everyone is a superhero
What's the big deal about fucking a serbian gril?Kek. , too bad there were no serbian grils trying to immigrate by ships in Romania, i would've fucked shit out of them.Navy is not what it used to be lads...stealing mandarines,jeans,cigs and fucking immigrant muslim albanese women..
>>52352601
>>52352909
>>52352801
>>52352750
why are you lying on the internet again, ros ?
>>52361589
>holocaust happened
>>52361669
Why should i give a fuck about machemonkeys?If you belive it ok,if no it's still ok.
>>52361579
you sure got me there
now that i think about it, i suppose this thread shows that there are no true romanians, just varying levels of gypsies
>>52361747
Gypsies didn't go to the army. Even if we were to draft them, they'd all dodge.
>>52361747
>there are no true romanians, just varying levels of gypsies
utterly dependent on how many raped serbs are in their bloodline
>>52361747
...I don't see the correlation between this thread and gypsies.
>>52361747
gipsies cant even read and most live in sewers
>>52361816
We didn't rape serbs. The only slavs we culturally enriched were the ones who specifically settled in Transylvania, Wallachia and Moldova. Serbs have always been our greatest allies.
>Woman gives sex for a service
>OMG RAPE
Fucking sjw's, women do this irl all the time, and it's not because they're oppressed, but because they are greedy whores.
>>52361821
arn't gypies the natural niggers of europe
plus isn't romania famous for having many gypies
>>52361802
my bad, i mean't the level of gypsie blood
>>52361816
this guy gets it
>>52361728
you sure are mad today ros, please don't think about suicide, tell us more of your army stories
>>52361870
They glorify pornstars a lot, though.
Remember that Stoya circlejerk?
>>52361885
Totally irrelevant to this thread
>>52361885
>plus isn't romania famous for having many gypies
they literally named their country after the fact they are roma people, aka gypsies
>>52361870
Well, in their defense, I made it come off as if I was blackmailing her. And in retrospect, it kind of was blackmailing now that I think about it, but if she said no I would've just taken her to the corridor and it would've taken her a week to get processed instead of going to Timisoara immediatly with a bunch of food and swiss chocolate.
And she is the one who started begging me and offering me "anything" to let her and her brothers pass.
I still don't think it's rape, but I was pretty scummy honestly and I accept all criticism.
>>52361934
well its relevant to romanians
>>52361885
>this guy gets it
thats a jelly "canadian" who spams pol with anti-romanian threads
to give you an answer Romania has 3.6% gipsies officialy, they cahnged their name to Romani/Roma in 92" so people confuse them with romanians(vlachs)
They emmigrate to EU using romanian passport and they make 99% of them crimes and Romania has to answer for it
>>52361961
>Canadian banter
You should probably stop saying gypsy before dude weed lmao arrests you for using that derogatory term.
>>52361653
It's called having morals
>>52362020
>anti-romanian threads
you don't really need threads for anti-romanian sentiments desu
>>52361981
I keep having the gut feeling that I used to know you personally, and that you're in seventh or eighth grade.
>>52362020
Doesn't Bulgaria have a larger percentage of Gypsies, or am I mistaken?
>>52361918
Tbh honest the part with meth and shit was fake and i did it just to beat my dick on some geeks.But 90% of the army stories are true.
>>52362073
They do, based on population, and so does hungary and slovakia, but we have the most. Or, rather, had. They all left to Sweden and Germany and France kek.
>>52362073
Hungary has relatively the same amouth of gipsies as us, even Orban is half gypsy.But others dont call hungarians gypsy because the gypsies didnt change their name to Hunga/Hungari and the gipsies there dont emmigrate.
Bulgary has realtively the msot gipsies in eu, 4.7%
>>52362121
>They all left to Sweden and Germany and France kek.
Fucking EU.
>>52362130
Orban is half-Gypsy? What the fuck?
>>52362191
yes, and Jobbik members are mostly jewish in origin.
We dont care others call us gipsies, honestly after all gypos leave here it willm be our turn to call them gipsies.The one who laughs last , laughs the best
>>52362024
woops you're right I'll stick to romanian, the more accurate name for them
>>52362295
LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW
>>52362191
EU is the one that shouted at us for being racist at them, now they're shouting at us to take them back.
It's hilarious to me, of course, and it's gonna be even more hilarious when they breed out of control thanks to their prosperity. My only regret is that they're forced to legally call themselves "romani", which stains our name.
>>52362295
I'm really not sure what you have against us. Well, I know what you have against me and I know it's easy to hate us romanians, but why the personal vendetta? Mostly curious.
>>52362250
You won't get to call them Gypsies, Muslims will be far more numerous.
Not that you can't laugh at that.
>>52362347
>they're shouting at us to take them back.
Are they? Never heard of that tbqh.
>>52362347
>why the personal vendetta
i doubt that, do you think meme spouting poo in the loo means the spouter has a hatred for india
do not worry, his weed lamo pres is about to enrich them soon, just wait afew more years
>>52362465
Christ lad, improve your typing/proofreading skills.
>>52362419
yes look at all propaganda their government makes, even they dont like gipsies.After communism untill 92" we tried to exterminate them, only in the city i live gypos were killed with rocks
>>52362419
Lmao. No one tells a gypsy what to do. They're now getting entrenched in the west and they won't be unrooted.
>>52362465
It seems like that guy has something personally against us. Apparently he also makes threads on /pol/ about it? I don't know, but I feel some meanness from him that goes beyond memes.
Like I said, I know that what I did with the serbian girl was wrong and I accept full blame even if she's the one who offered "anything" and said yes. But I don't know why he shits on all of us and why he uses me as an example of typical romanian behavior.
>>52362544
If they can't fucking stand Gypsies, why the fuck are they favourable toward Muslims?
Fucking cretins.
>>52362603
Liberals are retarded
>>52362347
honestly I don't know which romanian from this thread you are so I got nothing against you, it's just funny to me how mad you guys get about roma, if it makes ya feel better I give the greeks the same shit for their obsession with macedonia
>>52362565
BA SPUNE-MI CUM TE RUGA pls
>>52362603
gipsies dont breed with other races, they get disowned here if they do it.Usually they marry betwen cousins/rich families at age 4-12.
Gipsies also hate muslims,like every indian.
Basically they offer no benefits to nwo agenda.
>>52362680
>Usually they marry betwen cousins/rich families at age 4-12.
Explains their mental capabilities/physical appearances.
>>52362565
I'm not the /pol/ guy that was just buttmad roma blaming it on me
>>52362531
Yes, I make that effort for an anonymous chicken rice recipe imageboard, surely it will make a mark on my resume.
>>52362565
>Apparently he also makes threads on /pol/ about it?
don't take /pol/ that seriously, its great for news and some common sense, but 80-70% of it is shitposting
>>52362677
Imagine that everyone made fun of you for stuff americans do even if you have nothing to do with it. And also imagine meeting a foreigner who says "You're too white to be romanian." when you introduce yourself.
It's hard not to have a chip on our shoulder.
>>52362677
>be romanian
>threat gipsies like shit, even politicians and president call them filth
>some european calls us gypsy
>>52362743
>its great for news and some common sense
Not really. A lot of shit on /pol/ is pure fearmongering, nothing more.
You have to agree with some of the things they say, but it's a bit silly to be that extreme.
>>52362722
most of them can't even read.95% cant even write.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BiMWYEira0
>>52362680
Abea mai stiu ma in pula mea. Ceva de genu "Please no report. I do anything. Please no I poor family poor we no report I do anything." She mixed it with some serbian out of reflex I guess but just broken barely intelligible shit like that. It happened 16 fucking years ago man.
>>52362745
we're actually called america jr., america's hat, etc all the time
>>52362897
>my dick can only get so erect
cauta niste poze pe google cu una care seamana cu ea, ca sa fac si eu o laba
>>52362806
common sense as in "illegals are bad" "socialism without proper work ethic is bad"
its great for the news on recent events
>>52362956
I know. But no one makes fun of you for school shooting, for nigger chimp outs, for specifically american things.
If a gypsy steals copper wire or a manhole cover they are called "romanian".
>>52362897
was she crying
>>52362974
Cauta singur in mortii matii, ce dracu sunt eu? Avea par negru si ochi maro. Gaseste o prostituata pe centura, pune-o sa poarte o peruca neagra si zii sa vorbeasca in engleza si o sa ai aceasi experienta.
>>52362897
ba da tu cum i-ai spus
"have sex with me" sau ceva de genu??
>>52362991
Hardly so, they cherrypick a lot.
>as in "illegals are bad" "socialism without proper work ethic is bad"
Sure, but many things there are inflated tbqh. Especially since nearly the entire place holds one political stance.
>>52363076
sugea bine?
descrie ba cum ai futut-o, ce esti marlan
Did the serbian girl went to Hungary or took advanced deeper in Romania?Some albanese girls took the route to Transilvania and some stayed in Muntenia or waited for some pimp idc.If the serbian girl went to Hungary you are safe m8.
>>52363082
"I let you go if you have sex with me." I knew english and she understood it perfectly. I could tell she didn't want it so I said "I give you food and chocolate. I have elvetian chocolate. I give you if you have sex with me." Then I moved my hips forwards and backwards.
>>52363159
>Then I moved my hips forwards and backwards.
ce?
>>52363120
Na supt ma, nu ai citit? A durat vre-o 10 minute. Am futut-o intr-un boschete fara sa ii dau jos hainele, in pozitia misionar cum ar spune americanu, si du paia am trimis-o spre Timisoara cu mancare si ciocolata.
>>52361975
Well, she was probably scared shitless and thought that if she didn't do what you asked you and your battalion would rape her and her family and not let her brothers cross the border. It's not like she wanted to fuck you because "women are whores by nature", maybe to her that seemed to be the only option to cross the border and have a better life
some of you are telling such surrealistic stories in which I just cannot believe
you must be kidding us guys
>>52363198
ce fata facea cand o futeai?
>>52352601
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<MY SIDES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>52363230
>russia talking
HAHHAHAAHAHA
>>52363192
Stii ce vreau sa spun, am facut semn ca vreau sa o fut.
>>52363238
Nu m-am uitat la fata ei. Ma uitam la pizda cand o futeam si in stanga si dreapta din cand in cand. Cand am terminat nu putea sa se uite in ochii mei.
>>52363159
>Then I moved my hips forwards and backwards
valeu, salele mele. Saraca fata
>>52363322
ZII DETALII
nu in fiecare zi pot vorbi cu un violator...
cum a reactionat cand i-ai bagat-o
>>52363103
yeah
but their shitposting used to get things done
>>52363380
"Valeu Costele mama nu mai baga ca ma doare,sariti ma ca ma omoare ,mai Costele mama nu vezi ca ma doare aiaiauauauaau"
>>52363410
Meme magic, lad.
>>52363380
Da ce ar fii sa iti scriu o carte, eh? Date-n pula mea, nu-s aicia sa te ajut sa iti faci laba. Gaseste o virgina si fute-o si o sa afli cum a fost.
>>52363460
hai ba ca te-am prins cu minciuna, nu mai stii cum sa inventezi ca te incurci in vorbe
>>52356648
this. what would jesus think, Polan?
>>52363510
Sa mori tu? Ia mai bine citeste ce am scris in tot firul si o sa afli ce vrei, probabil.
>>52363211
MAYBE?
That was her only choice. Poor girl. People are a shit.
>>52363585
zi ba cum a fost
plangea??
>>52363666
Am zis deja. Incerca sa nu planga dupa ce am terminat, dar avea ochii rosii si inlacrimati. Probabil nu din cauza sexului ci din cauza ca am ejaculat in ea. Cum am zis, imi era asa de frica ca nu am vrut sa fac miscari bruste ca sa nu fiu depistat si nu am scoso la timp.
>>52363666
Ba esti disperat rau coaie.Du-te ma cu 2 milioane la granita cu Serbia si cauta in satele alea copile,le dai cate 50 de lei si le futi si in urechi.
>>52361975
>if she said no I would've just taken her to the corridor
She was probably not aware of this at all.
>>52363764
Ii ar fi mai usora la satele ucrainiene.
>>52363743
cum naiba sa aiba rosii ca ai ejaculat in ea?? ;))))
>>52363764
nu ca nu sunt violator
>>52363801
She was aware of the corridor but wasn't aware that I was a pussy bitch that wouldn't have reported her even though she illegally entered the country.
>>52363828
Era speriata sa nu ramana gravita probabil mai minitechnicus.
>>52363828
Si eu as fi fost suparat daca ejacula un roman in mine.
>>52363869
hahah sigur
sau oare ca a VIOLAT-O unu
"bitch get on your knees and dont make a sound'
>>52363901
hahahah
>>52363593
>her only choice
Nope, the other one was going back
>>52363918
Ba esti prost? Nu e viol daca a zis da. Daca spunea nu, nu ii faceam nimic. Nici macar nu ii am zis ca o raportez, incepuse imediat cu "Plllsss no report don't report me plsss I do anything" fara ca eu sa zic nimic. Am profitat de ocazie si ea a zis da. Daca zicea nu, ori o lasam, ori o duceam la intrarea la granita sa fie procesata normal.
>>52352601
best laugh in a few days, thanks m80
>>52363743
ce scuza
lasa ba ca erai un virginel si cum ai bagat-o ai si ejaculat , nu o mai ocoli
>>52363998
ai fortat-o sa zica da
>>52363593
I feel really sorry for her because her life was probably ruined, but if i were on the romanian guy's place i don't know what i would have done.
I'd like to think i would have been a "good guy" and let her pass through unharmed, but having that kind of power and a hungry dick isn't a good combination
>>52363946
In that case, going back meant risking dying because of the war or getting raped by soldiers
