Eternal Marina edition more eternal
cara
Maisie
gimmick
what's it like to introduce your gf to your parents lads?
>>52364054
charli xcx
>you will never fuck a slag in your teenage years
>you will always be a virgin
AND YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRR SEEEE AN OL MAN EAT A MMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHURHURRRRRRSSSSSSSSS BAR BAR BAR
>>52364063
wouldn't know
willy silly string
This was supposed to be the year we all got a gf
I was so confident it would happen
>I fawn over celebrities
>Declaring modifications to insurance companies
Lol does anyone do this?
>>52364063
awful, because when you break up they never stop asking about them
>>52364092
oh dear that's had all sorts of sweaty hands all over it, wtf is she doing
>>52364122
celebrities are excellent
>exhaust autists
>>52364092
At least I'm not a delusional cuntslave. Even loveless outcasts are less self-destructive than cuntslaves.
>>52363599
Look at this Rasheed lads
>>52364121
don't worry, we'll do it next year (except for yanks)
>>52364121
same
>>52364092
2016 is the year we really bed in lads
Take away at least 3 nights a week
pass what.cd interview
Start dealing to compensate for UC sanctions
Attend /brit/ meet up in manchester
Watch and read anime
>>52364133
this, non stop pestering
>>52364122
how could you not?
>>52364121
THERE IS STILL TIME
>>52364012
>>52364202
Stop spamming this untalented ugly fucking T*rk
>>52364157
w-who made this
>>52364120
>>52364227
>t*rk
delete this
>>52364150
Vroom Vroom lad aha
>>52364121
how depressing. should have never created that meme. sorry lads.
>>52364092
not a virgin tb h good job on assuming that and being wrong, however i do kinda wish i fucked a slag real hard as a teenager and made her go UHH UHH UHHHHHH YEAHHH FUCK!! FUCK I LOVE UR COCK!!! and doggystyle
stop white genocide
>>52364137
what the fuck did she do to her hair the daft bint
>>52364121
Nah, at the beginning of the year I was barely out of therapy. Having a job since August is already a huge improvement. Hell, at this point I'd rather get a dog than a gf. Gfs just get your stress levels too high even when things aren't going badly.
lvl 20 woodcutting lads waheyyyyy
>>52364092
i do regret not being an alpha male during my teenage years like I am now.
>>52364276
fucked her shit up
>>52364249
vroom vroom
Still afraid of making a move guys because I'm afraid the girl will be like EWWW WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL YOU FUCKING FREAK!!! and cry rape :(
>>52364092
>>52364276
it's a wig silly
>I do regret not being an alpha male during my teenage years like I am now.
>>52364244
The original photo has that one British model on it with a guy talking to her, then someone else shooped feel guy on top of the guy, and then I cropped it and put a santa hat on it for use as a Steam avatar but ultimately decided against it in favor of a Miats.
>>52364246
you realise your humour is shit, yeah?
like fucking abysmal
>I do regret not being an alpha male during my teenage years like I am now.
>>52364340
/brit/ meet up in edinburgh when
Got a smelly willy
also just cause keeps crashing fucks sake
>>52364315
*thunk*
>>52364346
>The original photo has that one British model on it with a guy talking to her, then someone else shooped feel guy on top of the guy,
i know, bit naughty you are hans
>>52364386
clean it
>>52364246
who gave that goat eccies HAHAHAAHAH
>>52364131
My insurance company asks for photos of the engine bay
>mfw I take off all my mods to take the photo
>tfw no butterface gf
>>52364386
post an anonymous picture of your filthy bellend
>>52364395
*THUNK*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REZvrDnvPmE
what 3 door small rwd car of comparable size do yanks have? and are they cheap
Posting a webm
>>52364429
bad idea
>>52364402
good idea
>>52364464
looks like a literal child
>>52364464
choa's worst angles
Shit, I got paid last night and I didn't even realise
What should I do?
>>52364249
>500 whp
>all that money sunken into it
>all he'll ever do in it are immature highway pulls, if at all, otherwise it's only good for making noise and tire smoke
What's the deal with the majority of American car guys displaying a complete absence of taste, decency, moderation and practicality and always going straight for the most obnoxious flashiness?
@52364356
butthurt ugly cunt
>>52364227
Here's an idea: why don't you consider killing yourself?
>>52364460
All cars are fucking cheap in the US it's disgusting.
Much like the price of classic fords.
I swear classic ford guys are the biggest jokers in the car market. Just because their car has a ford badge they think it's worth thousands.
>you will never have a syrian refugee to abuse as your sex slave
>Lisicki and Thailad in the same thread
reminder that 2016 is going to be the year
>>52364460
>yanks
>small car
You're away that the Mondeo is a compact in the US, right?
Can you lads give me a good show to watch? Preferably available on Netflix, started Peaky Blinders but dunno if I like it
>>52364502
what are you on about you stupid nazi dickhead it's literally a stock looking saleen mustang with more power under the bonnet and you're talking shit? fuck off to your mk2 golf on bbs EUROSTYLEE
>>52364550
prolly will for me now, not being a virgin now etc.
>>52364566
>show
fuck off yank
who /tookagirlsvirginity/ here
>I view cars as something more than an appliance that gets me from A to B
>>52364537
bit fucking sickening using that image arsehole
to those unaware thats the last image of that girl taken by her abductor before he raped and killed her wew
>>52364566
what shows have you already watched ?
>>52364577
2 hours.
>>52364407
Lol
Fuck all that
>>52364460
hmmm 3 door meaning a hatch? s13's are really popular here but they're going up in price because everybody wrecks them so it's hard to find a good one. FC rx7's maybe? If I can count a coupe you could go with an old Nova or an e30? All of the above can probably be had in 6+/10 condition for $5-8k
>>52364550
That's what people said the last year.
>>52364468
how is it a bad idea
link to it here
you're not going to be in it
>>52364320
asked my oneitis on a date and she panicked. the idea that i liked her was so far from her mind lmao. ofc she said no.
>>52364599
rapists out
>>52364620
yeah, and?
you're a virgin m8
>>52364599
FONT
>>52364246
>>52364356
BOYS! MMM
LISICKI MEETS THAILAD
>>52364599
I don't see the appeal
I know the attraction is 90% mental but the actual fuck is pretty bad and you get blood all over your dick
>>52364616
>show
fuck off yank
Lads, what's a better way of hurting someone, without being too over the top and getting in trouble?
1. Ignoring them as much as possible. If others ask what I think of them i'll say something like "Nothing. I think nothing".
2. Be "nice and friendly" toward them, but be sarcastic (enough that they are unsure, but not so much that they are certain) e.g. "Hey ____ you look nice today for change". Also neglecting them such as buying everyone else a drink but forgetting them and saying "Oh sorry, i thought you were going home"
>>52364577
>not being a virgin now etc.
Green text now
>>52364628
Those are way bigger than a mk2 escort, I mean a really short rwd hatch
>>52364613
I'm pretty sure most fedoras hate cars because they associate them with normalfags and wastefulness and also because they're NEETs who can't afford one.
>>52364502
>all that money
He's 20k into it total and it's got <70k on the clock. Even if he didn't buy it with a Whipple blower already on it it'd be a good buy.
>>52364637
dont think its a good idea to post my willy on the internet
>>52364668
>not wanting blood on your dick
>>52364137
who
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
http://strawpoll.me/6308254
A not so important strawpoll
May have added a bit too much Tabasco sauce to my dinner this time lads...
>>52364647
>you're a virgin m8
I was at one time, but it was before you were born, literally. Don't argue, just accept it.
what does sex smell like
i'm willing to bet most people aren't very clean in the bottom and genital region so that even when they finally scrub up for the night, they can't erase enough of it
>>52364709
saoirse
>the chasers vs the eggheads when
>I view food as more then something that gives me the necessities to live
>>52364721
>the Marina yank autist
mama we made it
>>52364724
old senile cunt
>>52364681
>smaller
W-we don't do cars much smaller than an FC or an e30 m8
Those do look really fun though
>>52364740
the chasers would get rekt
B A P S
>>52364646
>>52364659
me and the (only ever) gf done a shag at age 14
was quite shit
>>52364668
didn't get blood on my willy 2bh
>>52364721
>giving any of them attention
just don't, spastics like you are why they don't leave
>>52364774
2 hours.
>>52364740
Kevin would btfo the chasers easily
I want to destroy Britain's economy.
How do I go about doing that?
>>52364733
>tfw when you get a whiff of poo during doggystyle
>I view sex as more than an instinctive need to reproduce that all humans experience
>I post ludicrous amounts of pictures of oriental asian singers who would never love me
>>52364733
literally no one cares
doing a grip exercise
who here /kisslssvirgin/
>>52364721
voted for myself
>>52364721
did the font change or is that just on my computer
>>52364791
i prefer jennifer emily bandinframpton von der beauregarde
>>52364679
>a good 2 hours
>>52364681
I just remembered the Nash Metropolitan, though it's old and rare and not representative for any part of the American market. Everything else by American brands has always been a lot bigger unless it's been a captive import by a European brand like the Ford Capri or various rebadged Opels.
By the way Americans hate hatches and you won't find a hatch on American cars unless they're the lowest of econoboxes.
>people who """""""""""""can't""""""""""""" eat spicy food
What do they think is going to happen? It's just a bit of spiciness, a bit of heat. It's like those gimps who "can't" go on rollercoasters. Nothing bad is going to happen.
>>52364819
Vote for Jeremy Corbyn
>>52364829
aye
>>52364819
support corbyn
>>52364829
hndhldlssvrgn here m8
pub or netflix & chill lads?
>>52364851
dont forget the 10 minute warm up
>>52364528
syrian refugees look like your average sandnigger, i'd rather not
>>52364819
Tax their tea and take all of that income out of the country.
They had it coming tbqh.
>>52364861
rasheed
>Kpop, nah not a fan
>me in the middle of the dancefloor looking upwards
>>52364826
most people are paranoid about that stuff though. hence memes threads about how often we shower and lynx adverts
i still think normies are probably too dirty for me
>>52364872
do you post on wizardchan and /britfeel/?
doign another grip exercise
>>52364831
do us all a favour and kill yourself
>>52364829
I'm not sure if being a kissed virgin is better or worse. At least kissless virgins can claim they never tried, but a kissed virgin has tried and failed.
>>52364861
you don't think that losing a leg is bad?
>>52364721
tough one between cara "personality 404 not found" lad and lickydicky
>>52364851
>2 hours
>>52364829
does kissed on the cheek count
lmfao so fucking tru!
>>52364916
people are paranoid they smell in public, not in sex
>>52364859
OH YEAAAAA
You could get old Opel Cadets here, people build them but they're pretty uncommon.
>I don't have a waifu
>>52364929
She got compensated like a trillion pounds. Enough to live NEET for the rest of her life. I'd let them take a leg any day for the amount she got.
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>I enjoy K-Pop
>>52364780
>>52364818
You think?
What makes them better than the quiz champs of the country?
How old are you /brit/? 22 here
>>52364947
half true.
people get paranoid about everything during sex
>>52364927
tried to make a move on a girl, it failed horribly
at least i tried...
>A GOOD TWO HOURS
>>52364778
If the dodge omni had have been RWD it would have been comparable to rwd ford escorts
>>52364926
frankly I think I can do more people favours by living so I don't think its a worthwhile favour in the long run if you catch my meaning
>>52364361
u a lady boy lmao
http://strawpoll.me/6308308
http://strawpoll.me/6308308
http://strawpoll.me/6308308
>>52364972
twenty
>2 (TWO)
>HOURS
>>52364967
Just having watched both programmes, the chasers just don't seem to be on the same level.
>>52365007
lunch was hours ago you dipstick
>>52364982
I put my head on a girls lap for a bit while we watched telenova. I asked her if it was uncomfortable and she said i was fine and smiled. good times lad
I have a date with her this week sometime too
it got hard after like 10 minutes 2bf
shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52364972
too old
>>52364721
>the
>>52364987
Don't think I've ever actually seen one of those in person lol
They weren't survivors, that's for sure.
>>52364972
21 almost 22
How do I stop cumming in under a minute lads?
>>52365022
2 and a half, shoul've been longer, pacing was shit
TWO
>>52365003
>I put it straight in her, no foreplay
>Got hard after about 10 minutes though so it's okay
>>52365031
yeah but I had brekky late today
>>52364972
19
grandads out
>>52365058
Ask the walking man, heard he can last a good 2 hours
>>52364950
How old? Also fun fact, a lot of Opels have taken styling cues from the American market because the brand has been GM owned for most of its life, and some actually look good when done up like a custom American car, but then you'll still be stuck with a horridly moderate engine unless you go through the enormous pain of an engine swap.
post rare lisickis
@52365058
shag her for a good 2 hours
>>52365058
hold it in
practice by holding in your piss whilst pissing then releasing and letting it out.
>>52365058
Put your 2 inch floppy in her and wait about 10 minutes
been playing runescape and listening to Father John Misty for an hour now having a comfy time waheyyyy
>>52365113
>at interview for grad school
>while in waiting room chatting to other students
>im the only one wearing a suit, everyone else is in casual clothes
>someone in chatting to says "wow your hands are wet"
>this makes me suddenly super insecure about my sweaty palms
>anyway, interview
>guy introduces himself as "Adam", sticks his hand out for me to shake
>its really hot in here
>remember that my hands are clammy
>dont want him to touch my hands
>just freeze up for like 10 seconds until Adam slowly withdraws his hand and just stares at me
>i mumble "sorry my hands were wet"
>do rest of interview
>get home
>cry
>>52365079
>>52365113
>A GOOD 2 HOURS
>>52365113
Also there is at least 3, possibly 4 (but the latest poster has me suspicious) kyary posters
>>52365058
this
>>52365079
should be transparent not black
>tfw you accidentally make eye contact with a girl
>>52365128
>hold it in
don't think thats very good for you haha
Why is Clapton only good live lads.
>>52365032
I fingered a girl whom I visited across country for her birthday once but then she started making out with someone else so I got drunk and left with the first bus line the next morning.
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/52272369/#52274985
>>52365168
there are only two marina posters, me and the mexican, except he is usually on /cum/
>>52365037
>>52365079
I'm just cringing tbf
>>52365178
but it's dark before you turn the lights on..
>>52365193
it's because he's a racist that supported enoch powell
is leicester a nice place to live or is it like sheffield?
>>52365113
>>52365113
>>52365180
don't fancy saving a pic of a naked kid ya nonce
>>52365178
>should be transparent not black
>transparent
>jpg
What
Got two orchids now lads hope my housemates don't think I'm bent
>a good 2 hours
>tfw recognised someone from my school on cam4
One of better wanks in recent memory desu
>>52365113
>>52365220
I used to post her 2bf
still not totally convinced that people actually have sex irl
>>52365155
fucking dying at this one
scraped my car on the trolley shed in sainsburys carpark lads. fuck sake. anyone else having a bad day?
doing a masochistic indulgence
>>52365254
Thanks for posting my oc
>>52365222
the black doesn't the feel of "dark" when the rest of the board is blue desu
>>52365235
oh my fucking god
>>52365261
i agree.
normie keep talking about it but i doubt any of them actually do it.
>>52365228
Sheffield >>>>> Leicester
get OUT the kitchen normies, get OUT now
my chips are ALMOST done
>>52365273
i made it desu
>>52365284
maybe if you post this enough you'll believe it
>>52365275
l2drive
>>52365328
but its the truth...???
>>52364012
Who is this girl? She looks very paki.
>>52365285
Alri, i see your point lad, I seldom post it but if I ever feel the need to again I'll change it before.
>>52365296
I though sheffield was the capital of pakistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
good song lads
>>52365329
very good
>>52365193
>>52365225
>"it remained just an idea until August 1976" when Eric Clapton made a drunken declaration of support for former Conservative minister Enoch Powell (known for his anti-immigration Rivers of Blood speech) at a concert in Birmingham.[2] Clapton told the crowd that England had "become overcrowded" and that they should vote for Powell to stop Britain from becoming "a black colony". He also told the audience that Britain should "get the foreigners out, get the wogs out, get the coons out", and then he repeatedly shouted the National Front slogan "Keep Britain White".
Kek
>>52365349
Charli Mohammed XCX
>>52365009
>>52365016
>>52365020
>>52365038
>>52365042
>>52365049
>>52365089
>>52365249
LMAO I don't give a fuck how old any of you are, insects. All I wanted was the (You)s
do do do do do DO do,
do do do do do DO DO DO
>>52365384
u a lady boy lmao
>>52365105
A guy in my neighborhood used to have one that looked like this but blacked out, sitting on nicer wheels and coilovers, and iirc it was sr20 powered
>>52365244
I've got a dying bonzai tree..
check m8
>>52365385
Leicester is the capital of India 2bh
bitch put too many jalapeƱos in my subway sambo
>>52365254
>dat fucking sean shoop
my fucking sides
>>52365398
do not agree
>tired
>really need to sleep
>but I can't because I'm delivering sick bantz
>every time I drop some heavy banter it feels like I'm shooting up
>tfw the entry level bantz doesn't get me high anymore
>I have to banter harder and better just to get the same high
I think I'm addicted t b h lads.
>>52365430
oops
