Marina & the Diamonds edition
maisie
doing a wank
crying from loneliness
gimmick
>>52366011
Is a proper ugly munter
quim
>>52365988
>>52366009
gonna get the job lads
>>52365978
haha nice meme lad
might inject some heroin into my vein
>>52366049
very good
>>52366026
So?
>>52366079
glasgow
>>52366049
good luck lad
Cider > Beer, fight me
why do welsh people exist
>>52366113
cider is for benders
>>52366085
so open your mouth
>>52366086
are we /voyeur/ again?
>>52366130
Does it taste like potato?
>>52366124
sheep aren't going to fuck themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnzaR1158UA
more British music
experimenting with my facial hair lads, anyone got any tips to make it not look shite
>>52366129
Cali as a whole is for benders
>>52366113
>>52366129
when i first started drinking as an adolescent i'd only drink cider and said i didn't like lager
realise cider is for benders now though
>>52366192
tru
>>52366148
have we ever been anything else?
business idea: 3d print dildo replicas of my willy
>>52366189
whack some just for men on it
>>52366168
full album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbSB_4oYCTU
mummys home
>>52366161
you tell me
wish i never existed
>>52366202
good lad
only acceptable cider is a 3L bottle of frosty jacks for one night
>tfw working till 5 on crimbo eve
haha slave drivers lads
>>52366214
imagine all the plastic you could save
>>52366202
i dunno, it tastes good
>>52366246
bourgeois twat. i can only afford white storm.
>>52366241
want to make my clone in her tummy desu
lager is a load of cock
cider is delicious
Intellect is a prison in a world full of sheep
>>52366293
must be why you're a bender haha
where can i find a girl like this in scotland lads?
>>52366214
Thimbles already exist lad.
>>52366235
tell her i said alri
>>52366308
Dead in a skip
>>52366293
alright laddy
you looking forward to opening your prezzies next friday
what did you ask santa for?
bed is CALLING me but i'll wake up at 3am if I go to bed now haha 4 more hours to struggle through lads
>>52366202
the tramps drinking £2 2L cider drink it because their "benders" aye right
>>52366308
shetland islands
>>52366308
her wing is terrible, needs to brush up on eyeliner skills desu
business idea:
Hi x
>>52366168
>>52366246
>he's never drank frosty jacks with the lads at the park and fingered a girl on the bench
>>52366269
>>52366293
too sweet for me
>>52366337
tru don't think he was referring to white cider though
>>52366348
fantastic
im in
>>52366202
Going to sound like a proper muh microbrews yank but you can get some pretty nice stuff from the local places down my way.
>>52366223
good stuff
I've been listen to a lot of music like that recently and I've found that the British stuff is different because its confident and a knowledge that Britain will succeed no matter what
This is very different from the American, particularly Southern, and Irish music
>>52365978
looks like a filthy paki
>>52366348
Small alarms to go in your wallet and on your keychain + 1 to attach to your tv remote that can be set off through your phone to help locate them.
decided to introduce my bf to the family this christmas lads
they don't even know I'm gay yet
>>52366293
ale is where it at
>louis van lall
>>52366448
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>52366445
ale is for twats who think they are above lager
Hello x
the season starts tonight lads
>tfw we stay up
>>52366448
hiddink is now in england as well isnt he :^)
>>52366485
how are you my friend
https://tubeunblock.com/watch?v=lqwpoDZTWdA
>>52366306
wew
>>52366393
lager still tastes like sick to me
i have fond memories of getting trolleyed off cider years ago so maybe its just the nostalgia
>>52366335
yeh man
want a longbow and a backpack
post a fedora at this n ill fuckin have you
>>52366322
she says "what did he mean by this?"
>>52366445
cant say never tried it
charli lads
>>52366486
keep thinking this is a UDA mural from thumbnail haha
parcel still hasn't arrived lads
had to phone and complain earlier but spoke to a nice young scouse gentleman who assured me it will be here tomorrow
>>52366480
don't really know what an ale is but lots of bitters are weaker than lager. still prefer the taste
toe is sore lads what do
>>52366571
take a paracetomol
https://youtu.be/RRNzn1lBZt0?t=13 HERE WE GO
>>52366480
everyone's above lager
Which one lads
>>52366547
would bum her right in the bum
>>52366348
Turn small framed feminine guys into traps and create a porn and prostitution empire with them.
look at this sad bastard lmao
>>52366547
>>52366606
sunny
>>52366606
they literally all look exactly the same
none of them though because I'm not mentally ill
>>52366606
the brunette
>post a fedora at this n ill fuckin have you
>>52366627
<<<<<<very good at my job
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3073478/Teen-girl-feted-Ukraine-s-Joan-Arc-fighting-against-Russian-rebels-revealed-nasty-neo-Nazi-views-arrested-killing-cops.html
>tfw no qt3.14 Nazi gf
>>52366606
Taeyeon (far left)
at the moment I'm also partial to some Sunny (next to her)
Okay, several of you "gamer guys" have tried asking me, a "Gamer" Girl out on a date. Yes, I am an attractive girl and yes, I do play video games sometimes. I have a wonderful boyfriend who is better than you could possibly be. However, for other single girls, follow this guide.
Prior to even approaching me, try fulfilling some BASIC requirements.
Have a LIFE. Have at least a dozen friends you hit up for weekend outings with at least 30 more you can say "sup" to on a daily basis. Your only worth is a social being.
Good looks. White teeth, shower 2x a day and do it right, proper shaving, cologne, styled hair
Video games are fine but in moderation. A few rounds of guitar hero (with FRIENDS, be social) or wii sports is nice per week. Playing your World of Wizards on your laptop all day makes you a disgrace
Be attractive. We girls uphold our end, you need to get a tan, hit the damn gym. We dont require a six-pack when it's not beach week, but get some big muscles, a V-shaped torso, definition.
Have hobbies. Play sports, be in clubs, fraternities. Someone with no membership is a loser!
Tall. Seriously GTFO you 5'8" pygmy men, I thought you went extinct 40,000 years ago
Size matters! 7" or so minimum, and be thick. No girl likes a pencil in her vag, feels bad man. Also please dont have a gross anteater dick, get that cheesy slime snipped!
You must know how to handle a girl. If you need any instructions, you're a failure. Pleasure us for hours, foreplay begins hours before sex, don't last any less than half an hour jesus
Be successful. If you're 18 you better have worked for 2-3 years and be off to a good college. If you're 22 you should be employed and making more than 60k. If you live with your parents past 18, don't even walk in my field of vision
Most importantly, EXPERIENCE. If you haven't dated before, you wont know how to handle a girl. This is common sense, you gotta be skilled with girls to get with us, Capich?
>>52366627
yehoo heee
>>52366632
I wonder how fertile she is...
>>52366689
haha memes
business idea: sell flaccid dildos but not just the floppy ones that still long. just dick and balls as they appear in the communal changing rooms at the gym
girls and gays might like to collect them and could be good to rub against
>>52366672
I'm in love, lads.
have to go in for a haircut today, getting tired of getting undercuts. what's the cool trending hairstyle in britain
>January sales start early to coax customers on 'Panic Saturday'
>Panic Saturday
Can we stop this please?
Don't like onions if I am honest
>>52366632
perfect specimen
>>52366742
wish I had a gf to dress up in gingham shirts and red braces, with a pair of DM's
>>52366689
this is awful
>>52366742
>tattoos
Degenerate.
Anyone else get really horny after doing squats/deadlifts? I can hardly focus on anything atm
>>52366739
Imagine you're dancing with someone in a club and you feel a bulge and think it's a trap but when you go home together it turns out to be an actual girl with a flaccid dildo in her pants.
THE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!
>>52366761
get a big gay pompadour
GAHLIC BREAHD
Here is a white British woman submitting to a black British cock
http://www.txxx.com/videos/387691/submissive-wife-will-fuck-as-ordered-p10/?promo=10306
>>52366789
>neo nazi not right wing enough for /pol/tards
putting a lot of effort into something which isn't going to be very good
>>52366739
These already exist. They're called "packers" or something like that. Trannies use them.
>>52366848
i spend far too much time on lisickis and song vocaroos
Bye x
>tfw no qt hunngolian gf to build a wall with
why live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
tune 4 u lads
>>52366809
*search online*
those are undercuts
starting to believe obesity is a contagious illness
>>52366900
yes i am doing the same thing
gimp is fucking awful
>>52366830
>that lighting
Nope, it's professional porn.
Can only get off to porn if I imagine I'm the girl lads
>>52366882
they've got a slit too so trannymen can piss out of them
t. knower
oh boy i feel like they're trying to trick me here
what do i put
in what part of britain can i find a qt racist english girl who wants to save the white race?
>>52366939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3PBv0lLQMk
interface is a bit google translatey but its sound otherwise
>>52366937
She looks very happy about lying to her boyfriend and fucking up a dog. Nice that it's working out for her.
>>52366765
>Black Friday
>Black Label sale day
>Black "Five Days"
>Mad Friday
>Panic Saturday
>Ash Wednesday
>Pancake Tuesday
>>52367014
if its anything but british you're filthy scum
>>52367014
prefer not tosay
what a fucking awful question how are they allowed to ask that
>>52366995
Bit gay tbhm8 (to be honest mate).
how a fat poof like this gets such a pretty lass i will never know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAqR2HK0TJE
>>52367014
How come Cornish isn't on the list?
>>52367038
it's the civil service job website as well
>>52366882
I'm talking about ceramic ones for your gran's cabinet
>>52367014
English Scottish and Welsh are ethicities. Pakis would select British.
GET IT STRAIGHT FROM SELCO
SELCO!
ITS WHERE THE TRADES GO
>>52367003
fug that sounds hilarious and horrifying at the same time :DD
>>52367059
>meme hair
binned
>>52367062
>Cornish
daddys getting kfc :-)
got a christmas card from a girl lads with not 1 x but 2 x's
>>52367059
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""youtube"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""personalities""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52366995
When I see a picture of a woman wearing hot lingerie I usually end up imagining what it feels like wearing it.
>>52367128
wew lad
>>52367092
and shes a minecraft memer as well, but still i dont know why shes going out with such a fat fag when theres me
>>52367128
work gf?
o
r
k
g
f
?
>>52367109
hey big spender
>>52367128
u in there like swimwear
>>52367059
woah i havent seen ldshadowlady in forever
>>52367128
FONT
>>52367156
No, I was hoping it was but it's from another girl
very kind of her
>>52366937
Why are women allowed to own dogs? I've never seen one train a dog normally so it's always a fucking nuiscance barking at guests, begging at the table, and pushing you out of your seat on the sofa. Mention any of this and the female owner just goes "Aww he's just being cute, here have some treats doggy!"
FUCK THEM
>>52367128
>with not 1 x but 2 x's
what's the significance?
>>52367164
feasting like kings tonight x
>>52367203
a (you) is a (you)
Playing kerbal space program lads
T. Rocket scientist.
>>52367128
she gave chad 6 x's
>>52367228
>chad
fuck off yank
been working on my filters for 3 days solid lads and now the internet is safe for me. can't see any star wars spoilers at all. covered all character names, planets, vehicles, creatures, misspellings, spaces separating characters. literally everything. was hard work t b h
>>52367214
She's absolutely gagging for it obviously
>>52367228
yank fuck off
>>52367247
..chadwick?
>>52367247
chad is a british name you nonce
it comes from chadley
>>52367207
This is because women see dogs as children replacements
my ball kickers kicked better than your ball kicking men
>>52367288
>>52367292
>chad
fuck off yank
>>52367228
I BET HE GAVE HER 6 X's HAHHAHHAHAHA
(as in six inches, get it?)
>>52367228
off fuck yank
>>52367268
why didn't you just go and watch it
h
a n
so
low
d i e
s
>>52367311
inches arent represented by the letter x
>>52367268
san holo dies m8
>>52367309
what's the british equivalent? george?
>>52367226
Playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 lads
t. Nazi worker
going to the movies with a qt on monday lads
what do
>>52367330
delete this
>>52367342
every george I've ever known has been a beta cunt
About to eat two plums lads. Not one, two.
Will keep you updated.
>>52367362
you fucking prick
>>52367358
william
230kg axle deadlift with no belt or chalk today lads
pretty fucking stoked
>dad kills himself
>few years later donate to the Samaritans because I appreciate more what they do after its affected me
>they send me letters non stop throughout the year with useless shit
>mum starts asking questions about why I'm getting letters from the Samaritans
>explain I donated but she doesn't believe me, now thinks I'm suicidal (i'm not)
>can't help but feel their money would be better spent answering phones and that rather than telling me about their new CEO and a fun run that happened in tamworth
>>52367300
But you wouldn't raise a child like this either. Am I supposed to deduct that because women suck at raising dogs they'll suck at raising children, too?
>>52367360
cut a hole in the popcorn container and then shove your dick in there and when she reaches in to get popcorn she will get a nice surprise
>>52366417
No, you pretty much sound like a tumblr-tier "whovian"
told a girl to cum to my place for netflix n shit n she said NO, said aight fuck u den
>>52367268
h4n so low
killllled by his own son
>>52367341
>george
>>52367268
Dead, Harrison ford will become.
Slain by his father, the villain, he was.466
>>52367360
go see star wars
>>52367374
wew there lad, you might want to slow down, its not even plum season haha
just donated to the psychedelic society
alri
>>52367374
what. an. absolute. mad. man.
han solo dies killed by his son kylo ren
>>52367434
this, star wars is normie film now
>>52367434
we're going to see The Krampus
>when all the squad is on point
>>52367487
people who paid to watch the movie should be euthanized
>>52367470
>final two: the guy absolutely no one ever expected to win and the girl who everyone has known was going to win it for weeks now
Gee who will clinch it? It's a mystery!
>>52367500
me in the middle
>>52367506
whys that
>>52367500
me in the back
TWO
W
O
>>52367487
take it to reddit
>>52367537
HOURS
O
U
R
S
>>52367500
the modern male, everyone
star wars? more like fucking nerd wars lmao
>>52367424
I often see this pic here.
What kind of meme is this?
Any motorcycle lads here?
What do you ride?
Just finished my first plum lads. Got one left.
First one was perfectly ripe, great aftertaste. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
fav bit of new star wars is where darth maul comes back
All these bitches hate you
This is something I know
Because you really love to give it up
There ain't nothing wrong with groupie love
>>52367519
she looks like a do f.am tb.h
>>52367558
Its the Archduke of Banterbury, David MItchell.
>>52367573
ur mum enjoys my plums (my ballsacks)
>What kind of meme is this?
Shower daily and use deodorant but I still smell like shit lads
what should I do
>>52367561
>What do you ride?
ur mum senpai lmao
/brit/, or "/shit/" as I call it
>>52367519
Why do people expect the dumb american bitch to win?
>>52367556
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*
>>52367487
Is there a Finn and Rey romance family?
Please say no, that would be taking things too far.
>>52367561
a harley
Straight, Northern ‘N’ Broke Extra Taxed Edition. As we all know: Lads being lads they’ll do pretty much anything to get their cocks sucked…. Won’t they? Getting their straight arses fucked is a bit more difficult, then again it’s surprising how easily a big fat cock slides up their fuck holes when a few tenners are waved in front of their noses! It’s a hard life up North and money is hard to cum by these days. What with the bedroom tax and the fuckin benefit cuts and sky high rents there’s hardly enough left over at the end of the week for ten fags never mind a bag of tinnies or for fuck sake even a night owt ont town. So spending a few hours with your boxers round your ankles getting rodgered by your mates is an easy way to earn a bob or two, specially if you get a nice blow job into the bargain and spunk all over your mates face!! And when the bloke from the council comes round after his unpaid rent it all fuckin kicks off as Danny and his scally mates drag him inside their flat and shag him senseless. Triga gives a whole new meaning to rent arrears. Fuckin mint mate! Running time approx. 155 mins
>>52367599
go to a doctor
>>52367599
Be proud of your testosterone lad
>>52367599
stop wiping like this
*posts the picture of the lad pulling shitty toilet paper over his back*
someone post it i don't have it
>>52367619
haha nice meme
>>52367624
>>52367059
wew
haven't seen small beans in forever
used to watch his cod montages all the time
>>52367541
cunt
Just bought this tablet lads, will be able to browse in bed with a lot more comfort
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00O636WJU/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_asp_dCNRK.C59R35C
>>52367594
he?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mitchell_%28author%29
>>52367675
>>52367556
Gay wars, wars of the gay XD
I'm thirsty lads but all the nice drinks I have are in the crimbo stash and I don't want to go to Aldi when its raining haha
>>52367599
lose weight
stop shitting your nappy
>>52367621
Because she's (1) not a moron (2) she's business savvy (3) her idea is credible (4) Joseph is nothing more than a geezer who appeals to LORD SUGGA's ego about >muh 17 year old start up in the back of >muh van.
>>52367732
good post
>>52367642
>being poor is literally fetishised
>>52367599
What do you smell like?
>>52367643
Do this
>>52367059
>gwen stefani
dropped
>>52367720
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mitchell_(comedian)
No, this guy
>>52367706
looks like absolute shit and is named after a fucking deodorant brand
>>52367689
me in the centre, cheers x
post your best meme
>>52367771
>"""""""""""""comedian"""""""""""""""
Never done stand-up in his life. Shitcunt.
Who fucks the bitches?
I fucks the bitches
Who gets the money?
I gets the money
>>52367793
haha usa haha
dad just asked why i'm drinking whisky at half 5
>>gwen stefani
>dropped
>>52367689
>/CUM/ invades /brit/
>>52367807
nobody said he did you big fanny
>>52367810
haha guns!!
>be american
>g e t s h o t
>>52367813
"Cause I'm here to kick ass and drink whiskey... but I'm all out of ass"
haha that's what I would say haha just came up with that by myself haha
>I have a dad
