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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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Everything Becomes The F: The Perfect Insider
Ep1 "This is a pen"
>>52333830
Japan a
+ "is";
Can you guys translate the video and what is happening? Is the dad crazy? Are his sons neets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLiOCw8O614
I love Jeebus
69th for U! S! A!
>>52333906
is he making new songs for this Christmas?
>>52333905
>for the glory of satan of course
I like his qt shirt
>>52333792
Thanks F, as always.
>52333149
no way, I'm married. and the music wasn't eurobeat, it's j-pop, nor gayish at all.
>>52333216
いいねえ、楽しめたかい?アメリカは旅行?出張?何をする予定かな?
>>52333593
hahaha, panda express san, please bring 2 gyouza and 2 ramen for me and my wife( not waifu). lol
>>52333905
it's obviously staged af
Hey japan thread, what is your favorite country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjX1nqOR1Js
あなたは彼の人生を持っていることを好むでしょうか?
>>52333905
ARE YOU HAPPY??
which one is likely to have the best anus, in your opinion?
>>52333938
We will 69 you!
>>52334126
Taiwan and Hawaii
>>52334126
Portugal
>>52334126
it's actually very difficult question to answer, anon.
I've visited some countries, I like Thailand and Italy.
>>52334126
Principality of Sealand
>>52334530
>Thailand
Well colour me surprised!
I think we know the reason why you like Ladyboyland so much :)
>>52334744
fuck off? The movie came out today in Japan.
>>52334908
Why?
Would you like to smell it?
>>52334791
lol, why you want to make me gay? as I mentioned at here, my ex girlfriend was Thai girl, that was a part of reason I became to like Thailand. Besides, I admit there are so many lady boys and prostitutes.
>>52334841
yeah, I'm thinking to watch the movie, but it seems to be very crowded... still thinking.
and the review weren't very good, so far.
>>52334993
>my ex girlfriend was Thai girl
Did you enjoy her feminine penis?
>>52334112
家族を会いに来た。
うん、クリスマスマーケットを比べるのがおもしろかった。おまけにかわいい女の子がたくさんいた。
>>52334272
そうね、クリスマスマーケットで怖い外人見つけた。
Is this kind of act common for bands in America/Europe?
>>52335109
>a facsimile glib
R u 'avin a giggle there m8
>>52335063
hey, gay panda express san, one fried rice pls. :3
>>52335109
>a facsimile glib
I see, hmm....as far as it's enjoyable, I don't mind, tho... my wife told me it must be too crowded to watch and we'd better wait it until next month.
>>52335148
家族が日本に住んでいるのかい?楽しめてよかったね
私の晩御飯はカステラ一切れだった、君たちは?
>>52334126
I like mine, because it's pretty much a Goldilock's Country.
>not too hot, not too cold
>no (extant) native fauna or flora that wants to eat you
>biggest spiders are the size of your thumb
>no major natural disasters occur here, just tiny ones to keep things interesting from time to time
>food isn't too bad, but not excessively delicious either
God smiles on this land.
ちーっす!
>>52335393
あ、ごめん。紛らわしく書いた。家族はアメリカに住んでいる。だがアメリカに行く途中東京に一泊した。
>>52335405
あれはポルトガルのカステラか?日本のカステラと比べるとちょっと違いますね。
>>52335393
But sir, we have so many delicious foods here.
I recommend you try the tender cat meat with our special tomato sauce and coconut rice (this includes a happy finish which our top lad Mr. Long Wang will perform so you can leave with a smile on your face)
>>52335714
>tender cat meat
>>52335405
昨日は忘年会だったからいろいろ食べたよ
鍋とか散らし寿司とか食い過ぎてしまった
>>52335714
S-sorry, I can't eat dogs and cats, but I can eat whale and frogs.
>>52335474
>food isn't too bad, but not excessively delicious either.
why excessively delicious is bad? Brit-chan?
>>52335484
若いな・・・lol
ちーっす
>>52335812
Who is this and what's the connection with cat meat?
>>52335977
>Who
WHAT
>>52335879
>why excessively delicious is bad? Brit-chan?
If it tastes too nice, everyone will get fat.
>>52336019
Yes.
WHO
>>52335713
ああ!前に話した香港旗の人かなあ?前に聞いたような気がする
>>52335977
>Who
w......h....o?? are you 10's?
>>52336033
haha, I don't think so, if it's true, American food and Mexican foods have to be most delicious.
>>52335812
Which reminds me that long ago I was looking for that doujin with Alf eating catgirls in a gruesome way but never found it
>>52336049
It's fucking ALF, cupcake.
>>52335977
>he doesn't recognise ALF
>he missed the filename
>>52336219
Is this a show from the 70s?
And why has he put a cat in bread?
>>52336376
I saw the file name - but that doesn't explain who and what it's from.
>>52336498
holy fuck you don't know Gordon Shumway?
>>52336149
はい〜前に話したんっす。
日本の冬のイルミネーションは綺麗ね
>>52335714
I am confused. There are Panda Express in Korea too?
whoopsie my cock just flopped out :D
>>52336625
That is a sad state of affairs.
No wonder young people are joining ISIS everywhere.
They don't even fucking know ALF.
>>52336498
>And why has he put a cat in bread?
BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING ALF FOR FUCK SAKE
And it's from the 80's, actually.
>>52333905
there isn't really anything to be said, the son is being a noisy faggot and gets his shit smashed
it's fake and gay of course
>>52336654
Don't ask me to pick it up for you
>>52336654
Oh. My hand just slipped
What is your opinion on grown men masturbating to other grown men pretending to be cute anime girls?
>>52336686
HOW THE FUCK DOES HIM BEING CALLED ALF EXPLAIN WHY HE'S EATING A CAT?
>>52336799
lad, it's getting old
>>52336777
>>>/jp/134826872
>>>/r9k/134826872
>>>/a/134826872
>>52336606
うん、思い出したよ
ひさしぶりだねえ :3
ああ、これは・・・多分東京駅~銀座のところ?それともスカイツリーの近所かな?
夜景は香港の方が綺麗じゃないか?(笑
家族に会えて良かったねえ!
>>52336799
Because Alf came from other planet, and he thought cat is a food.
>>52336913
>Because Alf came from other planet, and he thought cat is a food.
Thanks for explaining.
>>52336777
After evaluating for a while I'm fine with it.
But I still want to see his 3D dick in the background
>>52337015
>After evaluating for a while I'm fine with it.
Good.
>>52337011
ah, you really didn't know ALF.
yes, cats were eaten in his planet as a normal food, but Alf decided not to eat cats after he started living in US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF_(TV_series)
CAPTURE HAS CHANGED CHRISTMAS VERSION.
>>52337291
Looks like the worst shite ever made
>>52336913
久しぶりですね。
あれはTokyo Midtownだった。スカイツリーも行ったぞ〜
香港は。。。まあ、慣れたかも。
>>52337353
it is awful
>>52337291
>CAPTURE HAS CHANGED CHRISTMAS VERSION.
What? I-I don't have special Christmas captchas.
アルベルト・バルボサわかりますか
>>52337353
very true, lol
But Japanese version was excellent because of dubs were great.
>>52337390
六本木は殆ど行かないから分からなかったよ(笑
一日なのに色々観光したんだね
香港の夜景の方が俺は感動したよlol
東京のは慣れているから
>>52337470
no? not yet? I saw ''Christmas tiles for captchas''
>>52337518
スペイン人に一番多い名前?lol
>>52336847
Is that vocaloid program downloadable?
>>52337730
ポルトガルのレジェンドですよ
>>52337803
it's facerig, you can BUY it on steam
the waifus cost extra
I wonder if Nozomiman and his wife (actually a waifu) fart in front of each other.
I think if you can't openly fart in front of your wife/husband the marriage is bound to fail.
>>52337854
何のレジェンドですか?
>>52337954
ofc, we can fart, but my wife forced to me to say '' 失礼しました(excuse me) '' except when I'm sleeping.
>>52338111
When are you going to try for another baby, nozomilover-tan?
>>52337854
Oh... I only have Macs.
>>52337730
翌日浅草寺で行われている羽子板市に行った。ちっちゃのやつ二つ買った。
>>52338111
who can fart louder?
have you ever had a fart showdown?
did you ever sniff a fart of your wife?
did your wife fart while delivering the kids?
did you laugh with the doctor and nurse about it?
consequently, did your wife shit during delivery?
>>52338251
>did your wife fart while delivering the kids?
>did you laugh with the doctor and nurse about it?
Man you got me good.
>>52338148
not anymore, 2 sons are enough for us and my wife doesn't have strong body.
>>52338157
へえ、凄いねえ
俺は行ったこともないし、買ったこともないよ
浅草は観光地だから外国人の友達としか行ったことが無いなあ
楽しそうだlol
>>52338251
hahaha, you should get your wife by yourself. as I told you before, I will not share with you too much about my privacy.
>>52338368
>my wife doesn't have strong body.
Why, what did you do to her?
>>52338452
he just doesn't want to bust up her asshole any more.
we all know nozomiman is an anal lover and delivering a baby is hard on the anus.
>>52338368
>not anymore, 2 sons are enough for us and my wife doesn't have strong body.
Well...okay. I suppose 2 children is plenty enough.
>>52338500
I was thinking that he destroyed her cunt thus making it difficult to have another baby.
Maybe he's wrecked both
>>52338647
pretty sure he's got a fairly small pecker
>>52338452
just she is not very tough, she is healthy but she often gets tired easily, and to raise up 2 boys is tough and need lots of energy. moreover it's very expensive, especially educational expenses.
>>52338574
yeah, it's enough. and tax will be higher in next year again...
>>52338647
>>52338696
lol, whatever you guys think and say, I will not share my privacy, and get own gf or wife, anons.
>>52338368
俺も香港の観光地はあんまり行かない。
俺は浅草寺に行くつもりはなかったけど、地下鉄でその羽子板市のポスターを見かけて、ちょっと興味になった。
浅草寺にサッカーチームRiver Plateのファンがたくさんいた。(ビデオ)爐の周りに歌ったり踊ったりした。4chanでwebmの音声はできないけど、当時はなかなか面白かった。
Explain this disgrace!
>>52338751
just answer with "Y" or "N"
have you ever sucked on your wife's toes?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm6083114
yazawa eikichi
>>52338809
what are those fucking gaijin doing?
そろそろ次の便に乗り換えdesu.
また話したね〜
>>52338921
bon voyage (´・ω・｀)
>>52338889
River Plate the football team was in Japan a few days earlier. I guess a bunch of them went to Japan to watch the game.
A few days ago some anon on this thread posted some pictures of them in Osaka.
>>52338809
>rook! rook at the funny round-eyes
Why? WHY?
>>52338889
>>52338985
Actually I didn't answer your question. They were singing something. I think it's their team song. But I don't speak Spanish so I don't know. I can post the audio later.
>>52338921
気を付けて have a good and safety flight.
また話そうな~
>>52338985
but why are they jumping away from that thing and almost knocking over the granny
Does Japan have Christian rap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWm1YYEAFJQ
does japan have hip-hop?
like i know about japanese hip-hop but is there something that isn't just pop? like the jap equivalent of Public enemy or something
>>52339185
>Christian rap
I didn't realise this was a thing outside of America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w
I have to go off now, my wife asked me to help her for household chores and I haven't finished to write year-end cards yet.
Have a good weekend anons.
>>52339004
>>52339074
haha, actually who cares their behavior in Asakusa? Asakusa is famous sightseeing place, and there are too many gaijins. We know most of tourists are busy and noisy because they are too excited or they are trying to enjoy their staying in Japan as much as possible. :3
>>52339324
>my wife asked me to help her for household chores
Yeah, sure, "household chores". We know what you mean ...
>>52339224
>equivalent of niggers angry about whites
What do you expect, Ainus angry about Japanese?
>>52339405
i didn't mean it that way, naziland, i know the japs don't give a shit about niggers, i just meant if they had some political rap or something in the same vein
>>52339324
Goodbye nozomilover-sama. Don't let your wife bully you too much.
>>52339224
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4486671
>>52339495
>Don't let your wife bully you too much.
What? He loves it
>>52339582
I guess you're right. Japanese men are really into that sort of thing, if anime is anything to go by at least.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4269262
さむらい さあ いざ いま もう 剣を取れ
>>52339452
I am highly skeptical pop music genres and their social roots are ever equal in Japan and America.
こんばんは~
英語の「NN」は、日本語でどう言いますか。例えば、英語で「Professor NN」と言ったら、日本語で「ンン先生」と言います。
日本語が下手ですみません~
>>52340298
NNってなんですか?
おはよう〜
体調が芳しくなくて10時間も寝ちゃった
Do Japanese girls have big boobs like in my animes?
>>52340547
Some girls have
The others don't
>>52336606
あぁ!その写真を見るとものすごく羨ましくなちゃうよ。今春、3月の下旬ぐらいに石川県で友達と一緒に宿泊する予定です。夏だけ日本にいたことあるから、今回は花見したりすることができるというのは喜んでいる。でも、いつか冬にも日本に行きたいんだよ。
>>52340478
ラテン語の「nomen nescio」の略語で意味は「名前を知らない」です。書く時具体的な名前の代用にします。
皆さん、元気ですか。
こっちはやっと冬休み、1月には大学試験がありますけどね。
>>52340298
if「NN」is supposed to be a name, then the answer is yes
also for blanks, as in *insert name/whatever here* - Japanese prefer using ○○ - try converting まる and it should be there
>>52340783
>>52340786
>>52340298
>>52340478
某(なにがし)かしら…?
>>52340581
>Some girls have
Say no more m8.
>>52340547
>彼は沖田杏梨さんや田中ひとみさんを知らない。
>>52340912
そうでしょう!教えてくれてありがとう。
>>52340298
Professor-教授
Teacher-先生
Maybe……………
>>52340783
そうなんですか
説明ありがとう
>>52341071
>Implying torpedo or fake tits are good
>>52341213
>沖田さんのおっぱいは本物じゃない含意する
>>52337197
I hope I don't accidentally do it with a real girl pretending to be a 2D girl
seahorse タツノオトシゴ
mackerel 鯖
horse mackerel アジ
Should posting in your underwear be illegal?
>>52341764
No, it should be encouraged
桜 noun
1. cherry tree; cherry blossom
2. decoy; fake buyer; shill
3. hired applauder
4. horse meat
なぜ
>>52333792
can an uneducated western male make some money in Japan, having only a tourist visa?
(actor, model, fakebusinessman, stripper, party promoter, etc?)
sry for behaving as a /soc/ user... I want to visit Asia but I'm poor.
>>52342072
Is that you in the pic?
>>52341879
2 and 3 are the same; the crowd that are gathered to make something look popular or festive.
4 is from its color. Meat eating is considered vulgar in Buddhism, so we tend to use euphemism for it.
>>52341879
基本的に桜は1の意味でしか使わないよ。
2, 3の意味で使われれときはサクラ、偽客って表記をする。
これは元々隠語だから、1との関係はよくわかってないんだ。
4の意味は俺も知らなかったわ
>>52342072
you can get some nikkei adapt you.
>>52342263
>肉=さくら、いのしし肉=ぼたん、鹿肉=もみじ
普通やで
マザーテレサが聖人になったのか
なれるもんなんだな
>>52342072
What the fuck is a "party promoter"? That's not a real job
>>52342354
Isn't that something that Paris Hilton does?
I'm official drunk
>>52342343
全部初めて知った…
馬もイノシシも鹿も食べないからなぁ…
>>52342385
not until you post your naked pic.
>>52342072
Seems like any gaijin can be a model in Japan.
http://www.f-w.co.jp/catalog/?ca=1&mca=1
>>52342385
I'm sorry but what the word official means in this case?
>>52342519
I think it's supposed to be "officially."
>>52342519
>>52342546
sumiasen
yotterun dakara ne
>>52342456
実は魚も含めて刺身が食べられなくて…
猪とか鹿は刺身にしなさそうだからいっぺん食べてみたいな
アルゼンチンについて話しましょう.
アルゼンチン万歳
>>52342421
Tightie whities aren't for exposing
>>52342072
Not really. Long period stay in a place maybe ok, but short…if you have friends there, it'll be far easier. But yeah, try for shitty models. Some weird net shops just want pics of random white dude to be holding on to their product.
>>52342546
Thanks, I didn't know officially has such a broad meaning.
>>52342715
Nani nonderuno?
What are you drinking?
>>52342854
Amerika kei shochu
>>52342776
アルゼンチンのラブライバーですか?
>>52334240
Waldo cosplay?
>tfw things will get better
How would you say "for longer than I've been alive"? My best guess is
>私の年より長い間
but I feel like this probably sounds weird
>>52342955
>アルゼンチンのラブライバーですか?
そうですよ, 兄貴.
>tfw things will get butter
>>52343753
Your hands are very beautiful, anon.
>>52343585
大阪でコンビニエンスストアを襲った暴徒のアルゼンチン人を帰国させてください
>>52343991
only because I've started using nail polish
>>52343991
Thanks
最近は南米の人が増えたね
しかもみんな日本語が上手い
今年のクリスマスは天涯孤独で酒飲むだけやわ
日本帰ればよかった
>>52344193
日本か日本語スレには?
>>52344220
留学中の人か
俺も孤独に酒を飲むだけなんですがそれは…
otoko no ko ni naritai
>>52342776
Let's talk about Falklands Crisis together with England.
>>52343991
ありがとうね
But aren't ya a fine gentleman?
>>52344075
I take no responsibility for that, senpai.
>>52343991
I have tiny hands though. They're so small, I can even fit them inside a Pringles tube.
>>52344193
/lat/と/luso/は謎のアニメ率だからな
なぜか他の大陸よりアニメが人気
>>52344261
同士やな
むしろうもう留学終わっても帰りたくなくなってきたわ
振られるし、あ〜〜〜〜
>>52344295
Post pics if you ever do.
>>52344420
若いなら好きにしたらええ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9yB2QYBq3Y
>>52342776
リバープレートのサポーター、あまりにもひどいからバルサを応援することにしたわw
>>52344497
Not "if"
*when*
>>52344544
そろそろ届くシュタゲ0でもやって孤独紛らわすわ
>>52344807
夏目漱石みたいなもんか
Which is more important for Americans between freedom and pizza?
It sure is a dead thread today
>>52345258
that's what I like about american
おい、あの日本の右翼は朝鮮人で日本は朝鮮人に操られてるっていう投稿をし続けるやつ・・・いい加減にしろ、てかでてこいや。
>>52345420
Only us two finnbro.
Let's hold hands.
>>52345407
Babes
>>52345453
that's what I hate about Americans tho.
それでは、東京2020のための新しいロゴを作ってみよう
>>52345420
I'm too drunk to be shitposting
>>52345258
ステレオタイプの塊
torn between love and hate
>>52345420
It's early in Europe, the Americans are out partying and the nihonjins are fast asleep in their beds.
>>52345462
わざわざ荒れる話題持ち出すなや
>>52345539
a nihonjin is here mate
>japanese thread
hahaha Faggot
Do you sometimes not say です when you normally would? I heard someone say そう when I usually hear そうです or そうだ. When is it okay to not say it?
>>52345578
カロリーの暴力
>>52345476
>Let's hold hands.
Lewd
>>52345539
I doubt nips are still sleeping
>>52345575
More will come later, my countryman, do not worry.
>>52345539
it's almost 1pm in japan
>>52345572
言うと思った・・・。
ことなかれ主義な日本人。じゃあどうやってあいつの精神病投稿を止めることができるの?
いくら日本人が無視してもアメリカ人やチョンは絶対構うじゃない。
>>52345578
!?!!!!!?!?
つーか日本の右翼は朝鮮を過大評価しすぎだろw
あいつらにそんな力あると思ってんのかよ、恥ずかしすぎる。
>>52345623
I'm actually a jap you know
Couldn't sleep 'cause I took a nap
>american snack
disgustin weeaboos
delet this thread
whitto piggu go homu
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Do you guys have gfs to spend kurisumasu with?
>pic is me whole month
>>52345628
自称アメリカ人の日本旗の荒らしのことか?
>>52345663
too big for a snack desu
>>52345672
>going to the movies by yourself
i know that feel
>>52345672
Yes, but she doesn't like the holidays in the same way I do and she works all the time, so I'll pretty much be alone except for christmas morning
>>52345672
>do you guys have gfs
>friday night/saturday morning in the Japanese thread on /int/
Hmm...
>>52345663
it seems very huge
>>52345672
ぞい子 will keep me company
>>52345681
いや、本人は日本人だと言ってるけど・・・朝鮮スレに絶対集まる反朝鮮を装った反日本国旗・・・。
いっつも日本は朝鮮に操らてて、日本の金持ちは全員朝鮮人とかいって非難しながらもさりげに朝鮮人を上げてる気がする。
>>52345672
I'm probably going to be working. I'll come back to watch some anime and drink a few beers before going to bed.
I bought some manga which are supposed to be arriving before christmas. I'll give them to myself as a present.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXUy-o_0iQ8
How do I get a Japanese wife? I love christmas cakes so include them.
>>52345628
ことなかれ主義なんじゃなくてここで荒らしを召喚して荒らしとお前がガチバトルしたとして荒らしは今後いなくなんの?
論破でもしてやったら納得して来なくなるとでも?
スレが荒れるだけじゃないの?
みんなスルーか黙ってリポートしてるだろ
>>52345672
kurisumasu for western countires.
Japan is not kurisuchian country.
>>52345784
>みんなスルーか黙ってリポートしてるだろ
newfag detected
卑猥な画像や人種差別投稿以外は滅多に荒らしと認定されないっての・・・てか反対にこっちが警告受けるのしらんのか・・・
>>52345784
お前みたいな迷惑学級委員長様も一緒に出て行ってもらえるとありがたい、つーか死ね
ミクさんの足
>>52345746
最近はそんな手のこんだ荒らしもいるのか
めんどうだな
>>52345746
他スレの話かよ
ここの荒らしだけでもウザいのにそんなん知らねえよ
srs question. did the japanese women wear panties under kimono before the west spoiled them?
>good eats
>>52345815
だからたまにここに荒らしの投稿消されてるじゃん
ジャップサルとか言ってるやつ
>>52345833
日本国旗はいっつもスルーしてるけどアメリカ国旗も構っちゃうんだよ~。
あいつのせいで日本は一日中朝鮮のこと考えてるキチガイだと思われてるだろうね・・・。
>>52345853
takahiroのことか?
>>52345881
no they didn't
>>52345881
Are you Chon?
>>52345881
nope, they wear fundosi for women
>>52345908
あいつはjapとかgookとか人種差別的なことは言わないけど、日本の悪いことは全て朝鮮が黒幕というすごい妄想癖を持っている・・・。
そんな力が朝鮮にあるんならあいつらとっくに再併合してるってのw
>>52345912
wikipedia article said it's an urban myth. just wanted to confirm. so they didn't wear anything?
>>52345918
no but his daughter is a cunt.
>>52345746
そのスレ見たことないけどその場で反論すればいいじゃん
>>52345881
None of your business gook.
>>52345881
2bh japanese dont wear kimono (and yukata) without when Omatsuri
>>52345990
しとるわ。
そんでまた同じことを違うスレで言うという繰り返し・・・。
>>52345946
i see. why didn't the girl in the pic I posted wear fundosi? :(
>>52345971
kimono used used to be an integration of underwear and clothes but now it's not as you know
Wiki is not necessarily true
>>52345590
bump
za shimpusonzu
Gooks believe many idiot fake rumor about Japan.
来世で可愛い義理の妹ができたら毎日浴衣を着せるつもりだ
おい、ジャップサル、調子のんなよ
>>52346198
現世でがんばれよ
anime
>>52346264
Why are Americans so bad at drawing?
Would you move to the Japanerlands?
>>52346283
One hands eats the burger while the other one draws
Next year, we'll all have gfs to spend kurisumasu lads dont worry.
They'll be as nice as nozomi and as hot as takahiro
I'm interested to know, do you fags actually drink this?
I remember a mate showing it to an exchange student and her laughing at him.
>>52345590
in some cases です it too polite to use so I/we use だよ/だ instead of です
>When is it okay to not say it?
yes it's okay, but it seems poem or monologue depending on the time and situation
>>52346417
>super dry
What does that even mean
What's the difference between "だっとおもう" and "とおもう"?
>>52346455
I never bothered to find out tbqh
>>52346480
The first one is wrong - should be datte omou
在日も含めて韓国人は戦う相手を間違っているよなあ
>>52346529
Why do you lie
>>52346660
Why dont you go to Japan and get a gf?
>>52342146
yes, it is me
>>52342354
lots of hostels and clubs hire ppl to do that, actually (I agree it's a shitty occupation, though)
>>52342291
yey
>>52342514
>>52342820
thanks guys
>>52346719
No monies...
>>52346660
~だと思う (polite)
~だって思う (less polite)
>>52346881
ah
Remember to get a Japanese gf you must also have money
Why are you even still here and not out there making money?
>>52346937
Nobody will hire me
I just want a part time job selling pretzels
>>52346381
>They'll be as nice as nozomi and as hot as takahiro
>日本語の作文は短すぎる
>物理学の作文は長すぎる
この世界の中で苦しみだけある
>>52346480
>example sentences
>失礼 だっとおもう
>失礼 とおもう
in this case "っ" is including a bit emphasis I feel, and strictly the latter is wrong
"失礼 だとおもう" is the best
>>52346529
>>52346660
>だっとおもう/だっておもう
both are correct and the same meaning
the latter is more easy manner and less polite
>>52346937
>>52346839
how can an unskilled foreigner make money in Japan?
こんばんは
>>52347081
>だっとおもう
I don't understand how the "っ" would belong here 2bh
>>52347094
Go around fucking housewives and ask them for money
>>52347081
Is とおもう not used usually?
>>52347094
Its very easy to get a バイト at an restaurant or similar, pays on average 1000 yen an hour
I am not バイトing but I know plenty in my class that does
>>52347194
It's used if whatever is before とおもう is an "i" or "na" adjective
いいとおもう
すてきなとおもう
>>52347132
The sentence is wrong
Rightly it must be だった/と/おもう
>>52346937
I have money and I'm visiting Japan on business. How do I get a Japanese gf?
>>52347284
Throw up an add on Japan guide, get replies, pick the most prospective reply and make her into a gf
Done
>>52347132
だっと思う is a spoken language like 「だ!と思う」
>>52347194
nope, it depends on context
[noun] だと思う
[adjective] と思う
>>52347249
>すてきなと思う
すてき だ と思う is correct desu
>>52347321
That cleared it up!
Thanks
おはようんこ
>>52347249
No "な" adjective
いい/と/おもう
すてき*だ*/と/おもう
>>52347321
>すてき だ と思う is correct desu
Thanks, got it
>>52347365
おはよー
それにしても、なんで「永遠のぼっち」なんだよw
同じ人種の人なんか、いくらでもいるだろw
>>52347410
彼女ができないから
ひくっ
>>52347453
かわいい黒人女子にアタックしまくれ
>>52347460
下半身が反応しかけたのかな?
>>52347125
こんにちは
beutiful morning with you
君と光浴びて
>>52347511
黒人の女に興味ない
>>52347513
俺はELVISだから
>>52347170
kek
>>52347202
I guess バイト means 'work'. Thanks a lot, man
>>52347597
hng
more please arigato
>>52347597
きっも
>>52347567
白人の彼女作りなさい
>>52347567
南アフリカはわからんがエチオピアの黒人女子は美人だらけだぞ
>>52347612
Yes it is short for アルバイト which comes from the German word "Arbeit" (work)
>>52347597
i want a cushion that looks and feels like her ass
>>52347678
ah, the one that makes you free
>>52347678
>Arbeit
strange, never heard of that word before
>>52347707
But google translate says it is Arbeit
>>52347707
Really, Hans?
>>52347766
>>52347789
it was german neet humor
Can some real 日本人 recommend me their favorite anime? I want to comfirm if the "日本人 have bad taste in anime" meme is true.
>>52347794
No wonder I didn't laugh
:＾)
>>52347794
Germany has neets? Germans have humor?
Shiranakatta
New thread in 3... 2 ...
>>52347202
>I am not バイトing
How do you get money?
Whoever makes the new thread, please use an image of a cute anime girl. Thank you.
>>52347884
>>52347887
A cute anime girl. That's all I wanted.
>>52348004
Sorry, bud, next time, I swear.
>>52346480
>"だっとおもう"
「っ」はいらない。
