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>>52347880
さんきゅーまゆゆ
ちわっす
>>52347880
アンパンマン乙
>>52347880
乙
なんか画像のチョイスがよくわからんけど
>>52347880
愛と勇気だけが友達
ミクさん
>>52347880
otsu
ソイレント・グリーンは人間だ!
Why do male believe all other race men are racist while other race women aren't?
>>52347999
what vn is that
is it fully voiced
and where do i pirate it or pay less than 5 bucks
乙
>>52348013
アメリカ人がラブライブのキャラを銃で打ち壊す動画が見つからない・・・たまに見たくなるんだけど。
>>52348045
But He hates Japan.
>>52348043
サツコイ
MC is not voiced
Internet
>>52348059
乱暴が好きなんだろか?w
>>52347880
South Korea is better than Japan
>>52348136
あの動画アニメのOPをよく研究してる感じがして好きだった
>>52348080
It is just a lie to pull away anime voters to trump - he will most likely gas them after winning the vote.
Everybody knows americans hate anime.
>>52348181
>hate anime
>frequently steal idea from anime
FUCK HOLLYWOOD AND IGNORANT AMERICANS
>>52348201
＼(^o^)/
私はミクさんに彼女の足をなまさせられました
私はミクさんに首を噛まれました
私はミクさんの汗を飲まされました
正解でした?
>>52348233
Looks like a great film to me
一度飲んでみてくれ
プリーズ
>>52348253
BECAUSE ANIME'S POWA
>>52348233
Which anime does this film steal from?
>>52348339
←its not anime,but light novel.
>>52348362
持ってるけど読んでない
>>52348233
普通に契約して作ったじゃん
>>52348362
What is ラノベ?
>>52348500
>>52348500
Second one is trace since the head is not constructed properly
>>52348250
なめさせられました
使役受身?
>>52348523
>blacked leo
>>52348585
はい
>>52348257
オーストラリアかな?
ロボットは意識を持ち得るか?
>>52348523
Every this world believe that Lion King is American original.
Power Ranger is an American hero show.
Nintendo is an American company.
>>52348250
>私はミクさんに彼女の足をなまさせられました
な*めさせられました
>私はミクさんに首を噛まれました
正解
>私はミクさんの汗を飲まされました
正解だけど、他の人がミクの汗を飲ましたように聞こえる。
This is correct but sounds like another person forced you to drink Miku's sweat. If Miku forced you to drink her sweat, you should say, "私はミクさんにミクさんの汗を飲まされました"
>>52348642
AIなら意識に近いものはできそう
'edge of tomorrow' is not steal
but BLACK SWAN and the director are 糞
>>52348250
>私はミクさんに首を噛まれました
I was bit by Miku-san on my neck.
>私はミクさんの汗を飲まされました
I was forced to drink Miku-san's sweat.
>>52348679
ありがとう
「一度は使用された物ですので、ご理解のある方のみご入札をお願いいたします」
この「一度」は「一回」の意味ですか?
それとも「何度も」ですか?
>>52348834
>この「一度」は「一回」の意味ですか
はい
>>52348834
分からない。物によるが最低でも一回は使ってる
>>52348898
ありがとうございます!
あなたはあなたの街中で誰がしたいですか?
1 )韓国1,000,000
2 ) 1,000,000スノーモンキー
>>52348666
People here in Germany think the ハイジ anime was drawn by germans.
>watching foregin movie on TV
>suddenly "zapanese culture" thing appear
>turn off the TV
(´・ω・`)
>>52348898
その意味なら普通は「一度だけ使用した」って言わね?
>>52348979
○|￣|＿ =3 BBOO
>>52348834
基本的には、はい
でも例えば「このギターは三日間毎日弾いた。しかしそれっきり一度も弾いていない」
この場合も「一度は使用された」と表現する。厳密には三回使用してるけど
>>52348918
>>52349030
ありがとうございます!
品物はかばんです
人により何回かわからなかった時、私は出品者に質問できますか?
私は「神経質」だとみなされるでしょうか?
「神経質な方のご入札はご遠慮ください」があります
>>52348979
Wtf do you want to say?
English please
>>52348986
Why German?
Not Swiss?
>>52349072
いや、質問して良いと思いますよ。
この場合の「神経質な方」は、品物に少しでも傷や汚れがあるのが嫌だという人を指しています。
>>52349072
「は」means「at least」
>>52349122
Maybe because "heidi" is Germanic name?
>>52349188
Q. What language is spoken in Swiss?
>>52349188
Do you know "Heidi Klum"?
>>52349155
>>52349174
ありがとうございます!
私は出品者へ質問します!
みんなの助けをありがとうございました!
>>52349218
German,French,English.
>>52349094
If do you think you ever then who is in your city for?
1) South Korea One Million
2) 1,000,000 snow monkey
>>52349279
The answer is German, Italy, French, and Romansch
>download some animu
>see this text scrolling at the bottom of the screen
Is everyone in Japan pirating anime too?
>>52349188
Author is Swiss
Heidi is Swiss girl not German
She speak German though
>>52349369
No…………
>>52349365
and...?
>>52349429
I KNEW IT.
I like white men so much I want them to come over and fuck my sister
>>52349479
だから知ってるっての・・・
あのドイツ人がハイジを国産アニメと勘違いするのはハイジはドイツ人名でよくある名前だからじゃないのってこと。
>>52349486
So there are Heidi, Beatrice, and also Antoine in Swiss.
![2366835,e037NFsh+Krq06U7tnE3LMvUmnWzIKMK6lhhB+S0g9uMHY6n9UFdx_F1sfhwcUnP_6c6uuIOt37+Um3E6fWHFg==[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/usiORUW.jpg "2366835,e037NFsh+Krq06U7tnE3LMvUmnWzIKMK6lhhB+S0g9uMHY6n9UFdx_F1sfhwcUnP_6c6uuIOt37+Um3E6fWHFg==[1].jpg")
ロリコンおじさん
>>52349486
Of course you know
Sorry, I mean that it is ouvious that author
and Heidi are Swiss even though Heidi has Germanic name
So, it is odd that some people think Heidi was animated by German
>>52349519
だから・・・
これか
アルプス山脈はドイツにもかかっているのか…
ロリとケモノやがな
>>52349659
そうなんですか
タタリ神だ!
逃げろぉ!
>>52349789
小さいころのトラウマだわ
>>52349789
怖いよぉぉぉぉ((((;ﾟДﾟ)))))))
>>52349818
ナカーマ
>>52349789
それは神ではなく、Spiritだと思います
>>52349818
>小さいころのトラウマ
俺ならこいつだな
ハイジもいいけどクリスマスも近いとあってフランダースの犬思い出した
>>52349936
それは何?
>>52349883
映画のセリフまんまですけど
>>52349981
ごめんなさい
私は映画を見ていませんでした
>>52349936
That fucking thing scared the fucking living shit out of me as a kid
Though the Swedish Christmas calender skeleton duke was worse
>>52349975
ムーミンで出てくるキャラ
日本語のウィキがないので英語のを貼ります
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groke
一応タタリ神だけど、村娘は一目見て「おばけーー(ﾟ∀ﾟ)」って言ってた
普通の反応としてはそれが正しい
>>52349948
(T_T)
>>52349789
と思ったら自衛隊でした
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTEtOvsGc2M
>>52350058
どうもありがとう
読んでみます
壊死ニキはタタリ神の成れの果てかもしれん
101st for my penis
>>52349883
(何言ってんだこいつ)
在日外国人?
>>52349789
Why did you post me!?
>>52350024
>>52350347
Fuck me, my heart jumped when I refreshed the page and saw him staring at me
Now in retrospect he looks a lot less scary now then he did back then
>>52350024
vilken?
>>52350271
そうです
>>52350483
Benranglet som sitter över bilden på den flygande reportern
>>52350522
Julkalendern i år?
あらあら、うふふ。
>>52350609
Är du underårsbög? eller Det är mysteriet på greveholm
den gick för 19 år sedan och brukar anses vara en utav de bästa julkallendrarna någonsin
>>52350653
i came
>>52350686
>implicerar att man kommer ihåg en julkalender från när man var typ två år gammal
>>52350733
>1999 och 2007 gjordes det omröstningar på SVT om vilken julkalender som varit den bästa på tv hittills, och Mysteriet på Greveholm blev vinnaren båda gångerna.
Varför hatar du Svensk kultur så mycket? du bör allmänbilda dig
>>52350782
Orka se en gammal julkalender bara för att. Har inte ens sett stjärnornas krig.
Man, are you guys really wearing a wedding dress right now?
I'm beginning to get the idea that I'm the only one who is doing it.
生活保護費で喫うMontecristo Clubの旨さは異常
>>52350815
Och jag antar att du inte heller orkar delta i den kommande raskriget?
Jävla rasförädare
>>52350853
HeRaKr mann1
men föredrar mer klassiska svenska traditioner, som att supa sig redlös på alla högtider och sjunga snapsvisor
You speak Swedish very well!
>>52350910
Du blåste det
Julkalendern är så klassiskt man bara kan komma, det är reodlad svensk kultur
>>52350952
we are discussing the upcoming race war
>>52350968
haha (aa)
har du ens sett det sjunde inseglet?
>>52348790
なぜ?(naze is Japanese for 'why')
>>52350968
Ska du se årets julkalender?
>>52351028
>>52350968
*Kollar du på årets julkalender?
>>52351028
Nej, den är degenererad
Flashback berättade det för mig
This is 日本語スレ not Sverigetråden
>>52351216
Japan ligger öster om Norge. Sverige ligger också öster om Norge, alltså är Sverige praktiskt taget Japan.
![88014819[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MdXUYIF.png "88014819[1].png")
これか
スウェーデン語ってなんかドイツ語っぽく見える
ドイツ語全然知らんけど
【幸福】大川隆法ついに水木しげる降臨
>>52352169
ゲルマン語派ですから
>>52352484
英語もゲルマン語派なんだろうけど英語はドイツ語っぽく見えない
>>52352568
ラテン語とフランス語は英語を強姦したんだから。
英語で家がハウスドイツ語だとハオス
そんくらいの違いしかないんじゃないの?
>>52352635
ラテン語、フランス語、イタリア語、スペイン語、ポルトガル語とかはロマンス語じゃないの?
>>52352658
発音は知らん
単語とかのスペルを一塊のイラストとして見たときの話
>>52352635
英語はフランス語から来た単語が多いんだよね
>>52352790
>ラテン語、フランス語、イタリア語、スペイン語、ポルトガル語とかはロマンス語じゃないの?
正解、ロマニア語とカタロニア語もロマンス語です。
>>52352808
はい
>>52352876
フランス語を習って、ポルトガル語を習ってるけど、めちゃくちゃ似てる
>>52352876
ポルトガル語が出来たらスペイン語もちょっとわかりますか?
スペイン語の文章を見てなんとなく意味がわかったりしませんか?
>>52352896
発音は似るけど語彙はちょっと違う。
>>52352928
私はスペイン語も分かる、でも全てのポルトガル人はスペイン語がちょっと分かる
>>52352822
Giftがwwww
Ohayo
Bakayaro
Konoyaro
>>52353440
おはよー
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXM1A-gfDao
I got my BA in English a couple of weeks ago.
Will it be easy for me to find work as a teacher in Japan, or should I get a Master's first?
で結局観光に来たオーストラリア人に会ってきたanonsいたの?
>>52353440
Wait you watch nurutu?
I thought 4chan hated that animu.
>>52353506
I know a guy with no real English education other then being a native speaker and he teaches at a decent university
Have not asked him exactly how he got that job though, only that he started teaching at kaiwas and worked himself up from there
>>52353630
いたよ
オーストラリア君大感激してスレまで立ててたよ
Christ.
I thought you couldn't even get a work visa without a 4-year degree.
Are you sure this guy's not bullshitting you?
>>52353663
ステレオティピカルなオタク君だったの?
>>52353651
I didn't watch naruto since years.
I Just liked the character
>>52353663
いまもオーストラリア君、日本にいるの?
>>52353663
俺も行きたかったが関西在住なもので
>>52353698
そこまでは知らない。会ったのは俺じゃないよ
>>52353733
ごめんわからない。どうなんだろうね
>>52353697
I might be wrong, I think he mentioned that he did not have any education and thats why his girlfriends parents used to be kind of pissed at her being together with him, but I am not 100% sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5aK0AG4FoI
>>52353866
Mm. Well, I have my Bachelor's and I want to be qualified enough that I don't have to lose sleep over applications.
I've also got about 4 years' ESL teaching experience; if I stick around and do my Master's that'll go up to 6.
I-I should be more than qualified for Tokyo, r-right?
4chanでオフ会って意外とやってるんだな
羅闇さんやnozomiloverさんとか、今回のとか
what's everyone's favorite japanese word?
mine is ハーレムエンド
>>52353698
イケメンだったしあんまりオタクって感じじゃなかったよ
>>52353733
昨日か今日オーストラリアに帰ったはず
>>52354019
ペニス
>>52354019
バナナ
I think it's hilarious when Japanese people pronounce it
>>52354026
そうなのか
教えてくれてありがとう
>>52354019
南無妙法蓮華経
>>52353964
I dunno tbhlad
Other countries will NEVER EVER be this beautiful.
4ちゃんオフ会、みんなどこでどうやって計画して、会ってんのか教えて。
>>52354019
七生報国
>>52354067
じゃ仕方がないね
有難うございます外人さん
>>52354019
魑魅魍魎
>>52354086
そりゃ日本語スレで計画するんじゃないの
>>52354086
ある旅人のオーストラリア君が日本語スレで”anonと会いたい”と言い出したから
ワインの知識を話すだけでJ qtゲットだよ
>>52354179
Twitterがあると小耳に挟んだ事があるのだけど、嘘なんですか?
>>52354248
パンツ屋の非公開のtwitterならチラ見したことあるけどw
>>52354248
少なくとも今回のは、2~3日間ずっと募集を続けたオーストラリア君が実現させたんだよ
「嘘なんですか?」って言い方はちょっと…
>>52354077
>other countries will never have four distinct seasons
>>52354077
Looks like darkshore minus the gloom tbhlad
>>52354329
日本語が下手くそなんです(T_T)
他に良い表現が見つからなかった
>>52354077
>>52354329
へぇ、ここで待ち合わせ場所も決めたの?質問ばっかりでごめんね。
>>52354402
そうか悪かった
twitterしてるコテハンがいるのは知ってるけど、そういうのは本当に全然興味がないや
>>52354524
そうだよ。俺はヒマな田舎者だからずっと指くわえて成り行きを見てた
>>52354411
This is beautiful.
I can die by my own hand happy to have seen such a photo.
>>52354600
今思ったけれど嘘なんですかより本当なんですかの方が良い
>>52354086
日本語スレのオフ会がしたけりゃ、ここで募集かけて計画すればいい
>mfw I see a pair of Japanese girlfeet
>>52354645
うんうん、文脈的にもそのほうが良い :)
>>52354709
ありがとう(^ ^)
>>52354673
>Mfw I see a pair of digital Japanese girlfeet
>>52354026
オーストラリア人、今日朝方チェコ旗で見たぞ
![super[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3LkKbhZ.jpg "super[1].jpg")
I teach English to international students; the other day I found this on my board.
What does it say?
>>52354960
you're a creepy fat faggot
>>52354960
Something about you being a little magical girl
I wish I was you
>>52354865
そうなのか、言われてみれば日本を出るってだけで帰るとは言ってなかったかも
にしてもすごいな、色々周ってるのか
>>52354960
>スーパ
>魔法少女
>かなめまどかちゃん
>ととも
>仮面ライダー
>外伝
>Super magical girl Kaname Madoka and Kamen Rider spin-off
And here I was thinking that /a/ was filled with shit taste
I want to say thank you Japan for soaplands. I just visited one today. I thought they would be a waste of time because of no benis in bagina rule, but now I know I was wrong. You just gotta pay enough and know where to go. I got a soapy from a J-girl and we fucked twice. Would do again.
>mfw buried in her hairy, unpixelated Japanese pussy
>>52355626
give me all the details, where, who, how much, do you speak the japanisch
>>52355626
Are you a murrican?
>>52355683
Wut, you want a literotica version of the encounter?
>>52355696
Nope, European. Prostitution is legal where I live but there are never any J-girls.
>>52355808
no i want to know where you went, who you met, how much it cost, whether you speak japanese or not
the fucking details i need to recreate what you did
>>52354669
Takahiro、P屋、WN....
ここに常駐している日本旗って全員普通の日本人じゃないやん
そんなやつらと誰がオフ会なんかしたいというのか
>>52355834
I won't tell where or who exactly yet, because I just did it today, and I don't want to risk some autist using that for some doxxing fun. But it's in Tokyo, in the Yoshiwara area that's full of soaplands. I paid a pretty high amount for a 2 hour session (much more expensive than in Europe), but apparently that increase the chances of getting FS. The girl was pretty nice, she liked me enough to give me a card.
I speak some Japanese, and was able to do the whole thing without switching to English, so that did help a bit. Still, by default some girls are not available for foreigners.
>>52355980
パンツ屋ってだれ?みたことないのだけどどんな奴?
>>52356038
急に現れてそれまでのレスに片っ端から安価つけて長文投げる自閉症のハゲ
たかひろさんはリアルでは礼儀正しい好青年だぞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB-Nuuir348
>>52356038
なんかいつもマルチでレス返してるおっさん
たまにこのスレのぞいてもそいつとケンカしてる奴等でしょっちゅう日本語で罵りあってて呆れてたわ
>>52356021
>and I don't want to risk some autist using that for some doxxing fun
what the fuck are you even talking about?
that is the most borderline autistic retarded mongoloid shit i have ever been unfortunate enough to read on this board
how would anyone be able to "le ebin DOXX xD" you from the location of the soapland you used?
how fucking braindead retarded do you have to be to even think that this is in any way a thing would ever happen?
>i paid a pretty high amount
so how much was it?
or will i be able to DOXXxD your credit card by backtracing that information?
i fucking hate you paranoid shits
>>52356101
それって典型的なshitposterの特徴じゃん。/int/にはそこらじゅうに見かけるよ。
>>52356160
>heheheHAYAI
she clearly wants the D
>>52356160
Takahiro, how is your English so good? Nihonjin with all their mental faculties suck at English but you are a superstar.
>>52356021
I have thought soaplands were the definite "No Foreigners other than Japanese" place.
I am more interested how you dealt with the procedure of , like entering the building or paying money or waiting in the room than your disgusting sex story.
>>52356188
いきなり涌いたP屋に罵られた経験がない人にはまあわからんでしょうなあ
そいつの話するとこうやって延々と自分の主張が正しいとか主張してくる奴も気持ち悪い
ハタから見れば同じ精神病にしか見えない
>>52356472は呪文 どっちもどっち を唱えた!
しかし何もおこらなかった!
>>52356196
You'd be surprised at the amount of autism that can be found. But fine, I can tell you that I went to one called Darling Harbour. I paid 50k some yen for a 2 hour session. I know that was the "extra special gold course" whatever price, and a "normal course" would be half of that. No idea what the difference is, so I played it safe and went all the way.
>>52356344
Many are, but there are also many which are semi-accommodating. Like the place I went to, some girls will take foreigners, some won't. The staff will show you the available girls. You will know which places accept foreigners by walking around Yoshiwara - the ones where touts will try to get you to come in will take in foreigners, to a limited aspect.
I speak some Japanese, which may or may not make a difference. Probably not in the price or availability of girls, but it definitely made a difference in that the girl I was with liked me a lot more for it.
>>52356560
do you think they would let you suck on their toes if you started doing it?
>>52356472
まだ1個しかポストしてないのに延々とか言われても…。
気に入らない名無しが全部同じ人に見えてるなら少し病んでるぞ。
Shit, I think I'll just stay home and fap for nothing
>>52356681
Depends on the girl. Basically, soaplands are still a place where you should ask first before trying anything. The girl I got was quite okay with everything, so that was easy. When I first asked if I can touch her in some place, she just said I can touch her anywhere.
>>52356739
1 Euro = 1,0867 US-Dollar
I want to kill myself already
>>52356764
What I gathered from Darling Harbor so far through internet research is a guaranteed fuck no matter what package you choose.
25k sounds like a good investment for some soapland fun and a quick fuck desu might want to check that out someday
>>52356800
>guaranteed fuck
It's never guaranteed. Remember, benis in bagina is officially illegal. What you will be guaranteed is some kind of release through non-penetration methods.
I chose Darling Harbour because it's had good reports written about it recently by foreigners on sex internet boards.
>>52356906
>it's illegal
yeah that's why they exist right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp2gsXds_1s
うおおおおおおおお
Anime.
>>52356906
>tourist has to pay a ridiculous amount just for a quick fuck
>had to research extensively online so he'd know where not to get arrested by Japanese gestapo
But please, tell me more about how Japanese women all swarm around the nearest available white dick.
>>52356951
>>52356951
was
>tfw drinking an $100 bottle of wine and eating top tier paté on sourdough
sue me
>>52356937
they look like chinese prostitutes
>>52356560
$500 for two hours is a bargain. Girls cost $350/hour over here.
>fucking prostitutes
>>52356970
wine is a meme beverage
>>52356937
What a creep.
>>52356991
and a coffee costs 20$
fuck off oz shit
>>52357014
you're a literal savage you know that?
>>52356937
This guy is everything wrong with American tourists.
>>52357011
Better than being gay or faping
>>52356800
Jesus the euro's really let itself go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDMMUTjaP-w
うおおおおお
>>52356929
I simply meant that, you can never be 100% guaranteed of FS, even though in some places it's a pretty safe bet.
>>52356964
It wasn't a quick fuck, it was an enjoyable long soapy session with fucking included. Far better of an experience than just a quickie with a hooker.
>>52356991
Compared to that, yes.
>mfw I actually paid $350 in Australia for an hour with a hooker
>>52357078
what about banging chicks that aren't infested with AIDS for free?
>>52357024
>>52357010
dream
>>52356937
P. gross
>>52357011
That is not only about fucking prostitudes. That is degenerate but beautiful culture that should protected forever
>>52357086
I remember in 2008 when the Euro peaked at almost 1,60USD and I imported idol goods from Japan like a madman.
Too bad Ai Kago's raunchy photo book after her drug abuse and following rehabilitation never arrived. ;_;
Might have been a good fap.
Is it true that anime was a mistake?
>>52357131
for
>>52357131
I wish, m8
>>52357196
You were a mistake
>>52357042
But this isn't true. I think a coffee is about $4.
>>52357115
Was she even Australian? Was she any good compared to the Jap girl?
