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Best /brit/ Gimmick of 2015 Edition
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cara
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Maisie
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kpop 2bh lads
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Kyary
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>>52316125
do dutch people have autism en masse?
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How to grow facial hair?
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http://strawpoll.me/6299625
http://strawpoll.me/6299625
http://strawpoll.me/6299625
http://strawpoll.me/6299625

>>52316133
alri elliot
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>there are people ITT that didn't pass their driving test first time

Kek.
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>>52316118
Excellent post
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Daisy
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>>52316181
just some dedication to hsitposting, you aussies could actually learn a thing or two
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>>52316193
thanks chef
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>he can drive

FONT
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>tfw someone posts CP and you accidentally save it
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>>52316184
1. Don't be low test
2. Wait
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Cornwall BTFO by Hampshire.
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>>52316229

>gif

fuck off
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>>52316229
>""""""""accidently""""""""
fuck off nonce
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>>52316229
It gets saved in your cache even if you don't purposely download it desu hahaha
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>>52316181
literally the most normie if you will country
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>>52316207
such a qt t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
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cute twink I've been banging is ignoring my whatsapp lads.
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>>52316229
>accidentally
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Men in Sydney are absolutely disgusting. The fact that women and young girls are constantly preyed upon purely because they're showing skin is so upsetting. Yes my cleveage is showing and I like dressing up but in the past ten minutes have heard phrases like "you can have that one" "hey boobs" and a man tried to take a photo of me while I was waiting for the bus. I am not only breasts I have a face and just because i flaunt what I've got gives men no right to think they have freedom to make whatever comments they wish. Girls are told "if you've got it flaunt it", but also risk being preyed upon, harassed and assaulted.
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>>52316229
>accidentally
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anyone wanna start a fight club
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>>52316265
>faggot

fuck off degenerate
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>I don't drive
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>>52316255
not like its that hard to clear your cache
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>>52316265
Did you forget to pull out?
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>>52315951
>>52315951
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disruptor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disruptor#Routes_of_exposure
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>>52316260
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGDHfcZVOg
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>>52316303
That still doesn't actually delete the data though
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bring me the horizon 2bh
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sent my oneitus the following text:

gym there is a cute guy diddlying 10kg more than me, i want to talk to him bout weights and stuff :3 :3

she didnt respond ffs
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>>52316317
star wars spoiler do not watch
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>>52316238
Was there ever any doubt
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>>52316118
>>52316125
>>52316148
>>52316172
>>52316207
>>52316234
>>52316260
>>52316329
FUCK OFF
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>>52316265
Post pics of him pls mate
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>>52316188
I gave up after failing twice.
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>>52316311
>Additives added to plastics during manufacturing may leach into the environment after the plastic item is discarded; additives in microplastics in the ocean leach into ocean water and in plastics in landfills may escape and leach into the soil and then into groundwater
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just got a call for an interview next monday
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http://imvoucher.uk/Templates/co/freecokezero523.aspx

Free coke lads
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>oh, hello there. didn't i mention i was from hampshire?
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Disaster lads

Forgot to bring a book to my receptionist job and now I'm bored out my arse for 8 hours
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>>52316372
good lad
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>>52316356
go to sleep

worst aussie
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>>52316356
Unironically all me
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Dubs and princess charlotte weds a negro/paki
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>>52316314
>implying you wouldn't
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>>52315753
do you go to uni? literally just go on nights out and wait for girls to come up to you and start dancing with you and kiss you, really not hard desu
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>>52316356
mostly me, somewhat him
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NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU ABNORMIES WILL TELL ME WHAT FONT MEAN
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Just a reminder that K-On is trash.

t. Hampshire lad with good anime taste
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>>52316373
virus dont click

>>52316404
janny
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>>52316429
what anime do you like then
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>>52316386
play your 3ds instead
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>>52316402
Dubs and she's a lezzer
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>>52316404
IF she doesn't laugh or smile then sure
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>>52316428
its what you install to make your words on the computer different haha :)
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http://strawpoll.me/6299672
http://strawpoll.me/6299672
http://strawpoll.me/6299672
http://strawpoll.me/6299672
http://strawpoll.me/6299672

cleaning up for any of you that are still in the dark tBh
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>>52316428
it's "fuck off normie twat"
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>style, class, independence, maturity, intelligence.
>ahh yes. All the hallmarks of my fellow countrymen
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I've been NEET for a while now, need money for xmas so went to a few shops who referred me to their websites. I tried to fit the 'drone' mould as best I could..

>tfw rejected by the skynet personality quiz for shitty high street job
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Nadiya really deserved to win Bake Off didn't she lads? Such a lovely woman too :)
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>>52316418
>Tfw went to uni
>tfw used to go out
>tfw did not get laid once
>tfw no girls came up to me and started dancing
>tfw not even ugly

if i approach them on the other hand
>friendzone
>outright rejection
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>>52316515
rasheed
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>>52316429
Mio is a car crash character after all
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>>52316504
you're trying to get a job now to get money for christmas? how fucking idiotic are you?
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>>52316418

Patronising normie shite. I graduated 4 years ago, I've been to bars/clubs literally hundreds of times and I'm far too ugly for any girl to ever approach me, I have negative charisma.
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>>52316442

good anime
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>>52316522
>>tfw not even ugly


think again then mate
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>>52316428
football on nan's telly
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>>>/tv/63777019
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>>52316543
stick to the fucking rules.
Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>Gochuumon
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
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>>52316428
In metal typesetting, a font is a particular size, weight and style of a typeface. Each font was a matched set of type, one piece (called a "sort") for each glyph, and a typeface comprised a range of fonts that shared an overall design.

In modern usage, with the advent of digital typography, "font" is frequently synonymous with "typeface", although the two terms do not necessarily mean the same thing. In particular, the use of "vector" or "outline" fonts means that different sizes of a typeface can be dynamically generated from one design. Each style may still be in a separate "font file"—for instance, the typeface "Bulmer" may include the fonts "Bulmer roman", "Bulmer italic", "Bulmer bold" and "Bulmer extended"—but the term "font" might be applied either to one of these alone or to the whole typeface.
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>>52316535
>>52316418
just be yourself?////////////////////////////////////////

/././..//.//;'[///

>>52316543
looks exactly the same as k on
ie shit
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>>52316528
Haha, expected this desu ;) but she did change my opinion on Muslims a bit, they're not all bad.
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>>52316532
sorted boss. I've got some warehouse work starting tomorrow. I have my own company but didn't realise how tight things were till yesterday -- need some beer money for the festive season.
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>girls just come up to you and kiss you
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>>52316558
i don't think i'm ugly
i think i exude a lack of self-confidence and general betaness that women can smell on me like a rash.
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>>52316418
This only works if you're tall and good looking
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>>52316584
>t. Labour voter
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>>52316571
Wish I hadn't seen that desu.
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>>52316583

>he's never watched Yahari
>he's never watched /r9k/: the animation
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>>52316418
>final year of university
>only been on a night out about 10-15 times over the past three years
>necked one fattie and nothing else

i'd like to think I could've at least pulled during uni but I can't go on a night out on my own
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>>52316620
yes ok you told me at least 3 times lad i got it.
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>>52316598
Literally happened 4 times last semester, fuck off abnormie.
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>>52316621
Yep, well spotted :D Corbynites represent aha
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>>52316644
clearly you havent if you are still here desu
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>>52316632
why would i want to waste my time doing that
bet they dont slay any demons in the name of the moon
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>>52316623
it's been doing the rounds, everyone has to see it eventually
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I thought this guy was mexican/native american

wtf

would he fit in as a local in your city?
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>>52316643
>I can't go on a night out on my own
Who would?
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>>52316580

get to fuck with your slice of life shit, la
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>>52316666
good post
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Gf just
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Suggest films for tonight lads
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>>52316643
Go out with flatmates/housemates/coursemates/society mates?
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>>52316698
the k-on movie
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>>52316693
i will fuck you up irl faggot come on then you cunt lets fucking go.
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>>52316698
The K-ON film
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>>52316698
grand budapest hotel
Master in commander
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>>52316679
Just made me feel a bit sad, there are some sick fuckers in the world. Can you not post it again? Ta
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im a big bender with a small willy and im fat and ugly and i smell bad
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>>52316666
call the janny.

>>>/r9k/
>>>/wizardchan/

/int/ is a semi-normie board you mook and /brit/ is where normies keep up to date on what abnormies like yourself get up to (so we can laugh at you)
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>>52316643
Start going out more then lad, it's bound to happen at some point

Numbers game innit
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>>52316698
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>>52316684
>tfw more ugly than him
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how difficult is it to find an introverted, pure, christian girl like this in britain lads?
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>>52316718
>>52316725
ahh yes, very impressive
great minds think alike desu
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>>52316749
FOAT
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>>52316734
We know la
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>>52316686
I've done it before but only because I knew people that were arriving separately. It was quite fun actually, just spoke to a load of randomers in the smoking area and got to know a lot of new people. It was a techno night so I wasn't trying to pull or anything though
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>>52316698
i would say the K-on film.
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>>52316698
anything but anime (outside of akira & ghibli)
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Gf just sent me this
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>>52316684
>scottish

can tell t︂b︂︂h
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i love pakis
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>>52316698

problem child 2
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/wizardchan/ is undoubtedly a great imageboard for the intellectual and the austere, away from the raving lunatics and social addicts on 4chan
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>>52316775
Forgot pic
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>>52316770
Yeah it's easier doing it on nights where everyone's mandied to fuck than drunk nights desu
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>>52316733
I know lad, sorry I made you sad t.bh
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>>52316749
>>>/r9k

had enough of your shit desu.
for every
FONT there will be a >>>/r9k/
for every
rorke there will be a >>>/reddit/
for every
rasheed there will be a >>>/pol/
for every
kill yourself there will be a >>>/trash/

I'm going to clean up /brit/
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>/wizardchan/ is undoubtedly a great imageboard for the intellectual and the austere, away from the raving lunatics and social addicts on 4chan
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>>52316755
hopefully you're not a mutt like him
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how many years of sexual poverty can i be expected to endure before i snap?
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I have a girlfriend and I have sex with her
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>I'm going to clean up /brit/
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>>52316821
the janitor would be proud
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>>52316821
>>>/mlp/
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>>52316825
>No ass
This is why kpop isn't that good
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/brit/ is a normie general
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>>52316784
but scottish ppl look like this
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>>52316786
>>52316734

just bee yourself.
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>>52316821
>I'm going to clean up /brit/
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>>52316864
fuck the janitor he hasn't done shit for this cesspool
time to take the law into our own hands.
>>52316854
for every fedora
>>>/v/
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doing the rankest farts ever beheld by man
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>>52316757
They don't exist anymore fammy.
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Got my gf some knickers for Christmas lads
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why do people who have had sex or any sort of interaction with a female in in the past 5 years post on here?
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>>52316873
more like subnormie
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>>52316900
for every crossboard link, a mitchell
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>>52316821
>trash
fuck off yank
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>>52316734
ban evading again are we, cornwall?
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>>52316913
FONT
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>>52316935
for every mitchell, a mitchell
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>>52316821
Good lad, I'm behind you
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>>52316945
of all the posts you could have easily said that too, you choose the wrong one
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>I'm going to clean up /brit/
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>>52316919
i like /brit/
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>>52316702
>>52316740
I've went out with my house mate a few times but he's just as awkward as I am. We usually end up getting drunk beforehand and then hovering around the bar for a bit before calling it a night. I get the impression that you need to go out in a large group or with girls you know beforehand in order to pull
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>>52316734
how small?
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>>52316821
but you have facebook and twitter
why be a normie in a site like this i dont get it
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>>52317006
literally not "went out" or made any friends in my three years so far 2bh

i'm just not made for this world
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>>52316955
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>>52316913
pic
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>>52316919
because I started posting on /fit/ just after zeezbrah died (I was 16) and branched out from there
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Girlfriend shit all over my face and I rubbed it into my skin and some got in my mouth and nose and I inhaled it and now her shit is festering in my lungs
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>>52317006
goo la
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>don't just stand there!! HELP HIM!
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>>52317006
Everything is for this fictional character lads! I'm so glad I have miss rosy palms on the side though ;)
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>>52316981
Yes, getting drunk beforehand is the whole point

No one goes to clubs sober

You don't need a big group either desu
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>>52317023
Honestly '''''normies''''' are the best posters on this website, Shlomo
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>>52316981
>I get the impression that you need to go out in a large group or with girls you know beforehand in order to pull
not in the slightest. I tend to pull when I'm separated from my mates and getting a drink or something
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>>52317006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Girlfriend is a Pakistani Muslim lads, and so am I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=085N0Ckjv58

listening to KKK music again lads
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fucking love mince pies lads

if you dont love mince pies, you're a pleb and probably a paki too
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throwing M&Ms at cunts from my window lmao
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>>52317056
Seems like you understand it quite well though, fuck off will you
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for all the people laughing at me because of my intentions of cleaning this board

let me put it like this a wise man once said:

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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>>52317089
Boats posted
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FEELING IT

https://youtu.be/RodrZ2we_hQ
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>>52317093
You're a normie, son
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>>52317107
generous lad
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>>52317107
waste of good M&Ms desu
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Hi lads, I'm an American on vacation here in England with my black boyfriend :))
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>>52317091
good lad
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>>52317082
MD's enough for me
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>>52317146
did he steal the plane tickets?
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Dad just came into my room and I forgot I had my list of orders from a darknetmarket up haha, think he probably saw it but didn't say anything
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>>52317096
I'M NOT A RACIST BUT...

if you want to branch out a bit this is a top song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfp56X-D6c

favourite by johnny rebel is 'who likes a nigger' or 'coon town' tho.
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Got a hug off a cute lad today and he lingered for a while, think he fancies me desu
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Look after my sons gf over christmas whilst he is on holiday with my wife, any ideas what to do?
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Having a look.
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Kyle is a twat 2bh lads
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>>52317177
>darknetmarket
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>>52317006
>>52317157
I recommend you stop this blatant avatarfagging.
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>>52317157
>I don't think you understand.
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going to play vioky 2 t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
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>>52317177
why does your dad come into your room so often?
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>>52317177
>tfw ordered pills for new years

gonna be a banger
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>>52317006
Virginity is only good if you're a girl, anon.
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>>52317194 True Mate
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>>52317157
You jack it off 3-4 times a day, so no you're not pure.
>I dont think you understand
I understand that no-one else loves you so you have to love a 2d character
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Doing my final work poo of 2015 lads before I'm off for Christmas and new year

Ask me anything
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>>52317223
Good lad, what ones?

>>52317222
Dunno desu, fairly annoying
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>>52317178
that's shitty kraut music

johnny rebel is the goat
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>>52317211
sorry should i post other characters more, or just not post Jun at all? or what about pictures of men wearing classy hats like this?
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>>52317223
I should probably start using DNMs but I really cba just for dizzle. I'll probably do it if I want to get acid or something
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Me and my bf are going to a Stop The War rally tomorrow to hear Jeremy Corbyn (who we voted for Labour leader) speak, can you lads recommend any good gay pubs in the Islington area?
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>>52317190
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>>52317227
I froth virgin girly boys as well lad
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>tfw school finished today and /brit/ has already gone to /shit/

16 YEAR OLDS FUCK OFF NOW NOW NOW
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New last.fm layout is trash imo
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cheers lids
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>>52317264
Pink nipples from Symbiosis. Good delivery times and the quality is top notch
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>>52317265
british song covered by a swede tbqh. but check out those JR tracks I recommended. Legit bangers.

>tfw gcse history teacher got me into JR
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Honestly think I'll end up marrying the girl I'm with at the moment, we're so fucking perfect for each other :3
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>>52317194 nah bruv he's a G.A.M
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>>52317291
MD is like £10 a gram if you order 5g+, and less if you order more
Got 2.5g for £30 from some guy in Germany and it came in 3 days

Mental

>>52317323
Good lad
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>>52317291
If you want acid just buy 1P-LSD on the clearnet.

It's literally LSD with a bread preservative molecule attached to it that your stomach digests. Completely indistinguishable from LSD in terms of effects but legal "for research" because it's unscheduled.
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>>52317308
last.fm is trash imho2bhwymf
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>>52317291
>calling mandy 'dizzle'
>taking mandy over gurners

the youth of today jesus fucking christ.
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>>52317354
its not the same as lsd, but it does the job
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>>52317379
good lad
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smart anime anime
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why are drugs so popular in britian? i thought it was a christian country with morals and standards
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>>52317391
Most pills today are just pure mandy desu

I'd rather get powder, measure out my own bombs, and put a bit of speed in them desu
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>>52317392
You say that like it's close to NBOMe shite. It's fucking identical to LSD. In a blind test you literally couldn't tell the difference.
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>>52317323
not heard of those ones, they Dutch?
Last times I had pills I had a red youtube (that was pretty fucking strong) and about 3 weeks ago I had a couple of blue heisenbergs. The heisenbergs were really nice actually, apparently they had a bit of 2C-B in them as well which would make sense since they were definitely more trippy/happy than speedy
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don't need drugs to feel good.

a good book will do me lads
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>>52316330
what am I supposed to do if I browse this site an I need to take my computer in for repairs or something? polish cunts inevitably post this shit
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>>52317409
:^)
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>>52317413
>i thought it was a christian country with morals and standards
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evening lads
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>>52317471
bit cold out
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Remembered my Hitchens moment from the other day

Was buying Christmas cards and there was an ENTIRE section for "mum and your husband/dad and your wife"

what's the world coming to lads

>>52317436
the "tip" of the trip is less intense but lasts longer compared to lsd
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>>52317488
irish weather
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>>52317354
>bread preservative molecule

Umm no you mong it's a propanoic acid molecule
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>>52317431
Top bantah lad
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>>52317445
Brilliant post mate, give yourself a pat on the back (not even being ironic, 100% sincere)
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>>52317391
Garys are better but it's harder to manage dose than with mandy, easy to either go overboard or undercook it
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gf beats me in public lads
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Who was /public school/ when they were educated?

>tfw parents spent £30k a year for me to become a shitposter.
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>>52317438
Uk pressed I think. They're 210mg a pill and you dont tend to get that cracked-out feeling when you're coming down which is nice
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>>52317507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propionic_acid#Industrial_uses
>Propionic acid inhibits the growth of mold and some bacteria at the levels between 0.1 and 1% by weight.
>mold inhibition = bread preservation

Feel free to delete your post out of embarrassment. No one could blame you.
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>>52317538
beats you off?

not keen on that myself
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>>52317485
>hating on based queen nadiya
rourke
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>>52317552
>30k gbp

jesus

parents spent $20k AUD on me per year
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i'll ride again
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>>52317177

which markets are good these days?

>tfw left btc in both agora and abraxas
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>>52317554
>>52317323
>>52317438
had blue teslas before
got me absolutely off my fucking nut haha
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Fucking carol singers came to my door, that was awkward as fuck tbqh.
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>>52317552
Grammar school master race.

>left with top grades
>attemped uni twice, failed both times
>long-term NEET

wew
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>>52317603
says someone that drinks alone in their own room
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>>52317544
what is fedora about that mate?

i've done hallucinogens and gurned my face off a couple times, but not really my thing.

prefer a good read, a good film or playing my violin. list me oen thing wrong with any of those
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gf just got back from the ice cream van haha
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My boyfriend's bum is so cute I want to scream D:
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y'all ever been to greggs?
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end of YRYR soon lads, not sure how much i wil cry after its over but i will be very sad.
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>>52317615
Who is Carol Singers?
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anyone here had their willy sucked in public?
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>>52317615
Nice, me and the bf are going carol singing later too :) love it
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gf just got back from syria lads
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>>52317616
Used to live next to a grammar school. It seemed pretty based but we always BTFO them in sports and Unis. They had far better banter desu.
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>>52317664
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>>52317641
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>>52317643
anime isnt smart you subhuman nonce
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>>52317676
Yep, my bf sometimes can't resist the urge to pull my (big) willy out in public and suck it, I don't mind though.
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me in the middle
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>>52317213
>he doesn't seem to understand
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So spamming is allowed in these threads now?
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is my life over if my cock is under 6 inches?
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TOP QUALITY POLL LADS
http://strawpoll.me/6299936
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whatever happened to sershlad?
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>>52317659
do they know you dress up in women lingerie, take pictures of it and send it to other men?
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>>52317776
wageslave
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constructing an anti-white narrative
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>tfw you like thick girls and your mom bitched at you for it because she's a jealous twig
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pretty interesting series of cartoon drawings by a former japanese pow in the soviet union lads

http://kiuchi.jpn.org/en/nobindex.htm
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Just want a qt gf with a feminine penis desu lads
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What's your favourite bit of historical banter lads?

Mine is probably the bombing of Dresden 2bh
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@52317752
No idea what that means you cunt
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>>52317776
joe stabbed him lad
https://youtu.be/ITQ-n62VaXI
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>>52317684
Why can't all the refugees be like Syrian girl?

I would support hundreds of thousands of them coming to the UK.
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>tfw went to a shit comprehensive school
>fights every day, all the girls became pregnant the moment they left
>mfw i was the class clown, prime shittalker, didn't do any studying whatsoever
>mfw got good grades went to a good uni
>mfw got a good degree and now doing a masters at a top uni
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>>52317806
delet this

t. German-Austalian
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>>52317822
t. Reddit
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>>52317706
what a stupid nerd
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>>52317849
>a foot long
got a free one of them with my subcard the other day haha
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Really wanna shag Katie Hopkins and I dunno why
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>>52317790
didn't know muslims were allowed to play bingo
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>>52317582
Nucleus or east India company I think
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>>52317908
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>>52317908
Rasheed
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if a girl doesn't text you over crimbo break is that a pretty good sign that she doesn't like you?
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gay """""""""""""marriage""""""""""""""""
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>>52317908
strangely know this feel
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theres a french girl who lives in my neighbourhood lads

I saw her again today after a few weeks and think she lives on my street

just went out for a nice 2am walk now that I know she's out there

really going to try with this one lads
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>>52317969
t. Zhang
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>>52317828
Fair play to the lad that doesn't even flinch after being slashed at.
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>>52317776
Became a wagecuck. Also he's a full blown normie now, asking out girls (who aren't sersh) and everything.
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>>52317976
Yeah, just get over her lad. My girlfriend was into me immediately, it was obvious. I remember seeing her eyes light up behind her burqa when I finally asked her out at the last Labour party conference in Bradford
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Feels weird being one of the few people who realise the real criminals are the white men in fancy suits.
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REALLY HUNGRY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
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>>52317976
Means she doesn't even think about you.
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>>52318065
> last Labour party conference in Bradford

I was stewarding for that lad, the regional conference? The one Ed was at?
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unironically wish i had a secular arab gf desu
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>>52318065
>eyes light up
Sure that wasn't the detonator lad?
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>>52318084
Too on the nose. Your fedorabaiting needs refining.
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>>52318032
Good lad, exactly what I did with my last girlfriend. Pretended I went to the same mosque as her when I am actually Sikh and I was like "oh wow, you go here, what a surprise! Fancy going to a hookah bar and having a chat?" And it all started from there
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>>52318087
for what?
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>>52318084
Same with me knowing that they should give the footballers' wages to the teachers.
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WIGGITY WIGGITY WICK
WIGGITY WIGGITY WICK
WIG WIG WIG WIGGAY
WIGGITY WICK WIGGY
WIGGITY WICK WIGGY
WACK

JUNGLE IS MASSIF
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>>52318169
>>52318169
>>52318169
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>>52318137
tbqh im not even triggered, I'm just glad somebody read this
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>phone up speculatively looking for work
>"and what university did you attend?"
>"university of york"
>"ahh nice, very impressive"
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el janitor
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>>52318181
haha he actually did his nut in the absolute madman ahahahaha
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janny has finally done his nut in, well done lads
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how come the new brit thread got deleted
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new thread got deleted lads.
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>>52318181
early cunt

BTFO
T
F
O
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THE JANITOR
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HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEE
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>I'm going to clean up /brit/
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going to offer the oneitis a lift to work on monday but as she walks out her house i'm going to run her over haha
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>>52318525
>>52318530
>being new

pls go
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>>52318525
THE
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gasket status: blown
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wondering how much janny got paid to delete that thread lads?
hope its enough for a quick bite at greggs tbH
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HE

IS

HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>52318181
that's why he gets paid the big bucks
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>>52318603
>>52318603
>>52318603
COMPLETELY UNRELATED THREAD
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>>52318611
nice hand
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you better watch out
you better not cry
you better not shout
im telling you why
janny claus is coming to /brit/
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imagine being the janny and seeing all these posts when you delete a thread

do you think he laughs or cries?
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>>52318611
banter
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>>52318662
jannys can't delete, only flag
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pfft
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JAN. I. TOR.
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>>52318695
no he can delete but not ban
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>>52318716
id fuck her if you know what i mean
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>>52318695
Jannies can delete but they can't ban.
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noodle status: lost
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need to shower but cba
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>>52318733
>>52318748
he can TEMPORARILY block you though
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someone do a real new
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>>52318735
be specific man
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>>52318798
here

>>52318820
>>52318820
>>52318820
>>52318820
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>>52318788
>jannys only power is putting /brit/ in the 4chan equivalent of a drunk tank
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