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Azusa
Jun and Azusa
Kyary
UNIRONICALLY BIT A NORMIE OUT OF PURE RAGE TODAY IN THE FACE
>>52312982
I didn't get the joke
the funniest female comics are all dykes and even they're abysmal
>>52313068
very good lad hahahaha
>>52313059
>eating fruit
fuck off vegan
>>52313043
SHOES
HOESS
OESSH
ESSHO
SSHOE
SHOES
>>52313117
get fukt u chubby kunt
>>52313066
want to hump her 2bh
just bought this hat lads
>>52313149
thank mr skeltal
>>52313112
Literally every female comedian only has jokes on sex and periods.
>>52313072
There's no logical relations between the propositions, this is a very bad joke.
>>52313161
Kyary is pure
>>52313189
pure whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQn5lN3GSjc
some smart chill music for you all
>>52313189
Massive whore
>>52313183
pork pies are pretty healthy desu
>>52313191
(got yourself a gun) ...
>>52313201
>>52313212
delete these
Reminder
>>52313188
Thank you Jacques
>>52313224
the nasty gelatine bits always put me off desu
>>52313267
hot out
>>52313191
After filing in the forms and waiting the appropriate time period for checks to be carried out and the licence for the guns you are intending to buy is handed to you. Then and only then can you get yourself that gun.
i really hate Hampshire and his stupid fucking anime posting reeeeeeeeee
>>52313267
>>52313043
Where is the link for this video again?
I want to laugh.
I remember she was half Welsh half sandnigger and it was somewhere on the BBC.
>>52313270
u are weak sauce 2bh family
just did an amazing south african accent but i will never be able to do it again because it 'twas a fluke lmao
just had a really weird bus journey
there was a literal tranny who was like 60 years old
and then there was a crazy woman screamingg about how she's a pensioner and hates government workers
bit weird
>>52313311
not a nice post
>>52313277
Caribbean weather
>no one commented on my new hat
oh...
rate my lunch
>>52313165
seems like the type of hat that you would post online then get offended about nobody replying to your post so you'd dedicate an entirely new post to it
overall a very bad hat
my dream last night was that Jun was in the hospital and i stayed by her side. It was quite sad but i woke up with a real feeling of relief and happiness at myself for what i did for her in my dream.
>>52312982
>Female """"""comedians"""""
>"Sex! lmao amiright ladies?"
>>52313379
nice hat dickhead, bet you look like a right spacker in it
>>52313391
very grim
>>52313391
underage/10
>>52313345
u just got bullied nerd, teach you for shit talking pork pies
>>52313404
>>52313414
>>52313417
thanks for the (You)s
>some mouth breather is literally posting images of 2 dimensional girls while i'm distancing myself from /brit/ as i've been going out with a -REAL WOMAN-
>mfw trying to read things in dreams
>>52313165
>>52313379
nice hat my fellow gentlesir
>>52313411
>Tfw I never have dreams about my waifu
>>52313477
congrats lad. you'll get your 2 hours in soon.
>>52313477
>REAL WOMAN
So a bloater?
>>52313453
t. Alberto Barbosa
>nice hat my fellow gentlesir
Has anyone seen TFA yet?
really good joke op
look how cucked yanks are.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/unais-gomes-british-man-stabbed-to-death-in-psychedelic-ayahuasca-ceremony-in-peruvian-amazon/ar-BBnH607
>Unais Gomes
Beautiful British name
>>52313477
Sure thing lad. :^)
>>52313489
it's jibberish, use it to lucid dream
>>52313477
reeeee normie, get off my board and all that
>>52313411
Had a dream once that I was helping the keions prepare for a school concert or something once, I woke up just before I could tell Azusa I love her
Never had a dream about her since
Room must smell of cum because my dad just came in and opened my windows haha
Said it needed some air in here haha
>>52313619
wow
>>52313504
You don't really love her
>>52313630
>he has a dad
fuck off lucky lucas
>>52313598
Sure thing lad. :^)
I do my part to make /brit/ a better place.
>>52313619
that's very sad lad, maybe one day you will dream of her again.
>>52313666
Fuck off Jamal
>>52313630
he must think you're such a fuckin loser
had a k-on themed dream lads
don't remember the specifics but mugi was writing a new song which me and the other keions thought was really good
Turning into a right diva lads
>>52313692
fuck off dog my dad died of cardiac arrest. I'm whiter than you'll ever be
>>52313686
im a student. part timer worker too.
>>52313698
Still in bed desu haha
test
>>52313686
>weeabos who post images of animated drawings on a poo discussion forum
>>52313719
Sure thing lad. :^)
>>52313715
have snickers, you're not you when you're hungry®
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][14][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_02.10_[2015.04.01_11.21.38].png](https://i.imgur.com/q8QlyXS.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][14][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv snapshot 02.10 [2015.04.01 11.21.38]")
>>52313713
no lad that was just an episode.
>>52313686
>undergraduates
>>52312982
>lol I called him a bigot! He should check his white privilege! :-DDDD
>the audience probably found it hilarious
Fuck society
Invest in mass destructive weapons. All of us. All of our money.
>>52313742
Yeah you keep telling yourself that you abo cunt
@52313667
@52313719
>I still post le ebin golden meme face
>>52313748
get a job
>hello i'm from hampshire
>>52313523
R2D2 dies
>>52313810
>hello i'm not from hampshire
Lads, why are humans the ultimate animal? How did we get so lucky that we adapted so perfectly to be able to not only survive but thrive in every single corner of the globe. How are we so perfect when everything else struggles so hard?
>*tsks* uh uh uh ... no (You) for you, scoundrel. hmmmm ... i shall replace the double-arrows with an @ symbol. the pen truly is mightier than the sword.
>>52313784
>a german being an evil nazi
colour me suprised
>>52313802
You get a job
I'm an arrogant student back for the holidays, I don't need a job
>>52313859
thumbs
>>52313859
we are enlightened by our own intelligence
having a go
>>52313859
allah made us to be this way brother
>>52313821
Sure thing lad. :^)
>>52313859
that was it, plain luck. all the organisms that led up to us were just in the right place at the right time
>his flag isn't australian
>>52313772
unironically watched that episode before i went to bed so i reckon that inspired my dream
>>52313859
It's all part of god's plan
>>52313925
>he's got the British flag on his flag
>>52313879
im a student with a job. what now chump?
No Job Centre until the 16th
feelsgoodman.gif
>>52313821
She's real in my heart~
>>52313958
You must be a povvo cunt haha
>>52313954
>haven't 1/4 of the australian flag as 4/4 of your flag
My dog is doing a do
>>52313993
not really mate. just making my cv look good.
>>52313964
>being a solipsist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok let's be honest, have any of you actually ever wanked to a 2D girl?
>>52314028
My CV looks good already because of work I did last summer desu
Gonna be doing a industrial year too
got a small willy lads
>>52314042
>Worstershire
Oh boy,
You know what to do with these dubs.
>>52313907
I guess the webm used up his datacap.
Oh well, it was fun.
who /arrogantstudentwithnoworkexperience/ here
>>52314089
ME. what do
>>52314067
im going to beat the shit out of you
>>52314058
yes but literally 99.9% of my wanks are to normal porn 3bh
>>52313907
>>52314087
im still here lad i just cba my pubes are getting all tangled in my loose undies and what not
do excuse me
>>52313112
https://youtu.be/8S692f1tnuQ?t=122
>>52314078
>H*mpshire
please do not sexulise anime girls.
>>52314089
arrogant student with only relevant work experience here
>>52314106
try it cunt, I'll heem you
>>52314083
this is how you do it
please explain the difference between repress and surpress to me lads
>>52314163
FOAT
IM GAY!!!
>>52314118
All good mate, pubes are more important than shitposting.
>>52314167
repress= push down, hide
supress=push down,hide
Imagine hunting a whale with handmade spears and a rickety wooden boat. Mental.
>>52314185
bender
>>52314178
>gif
fuck off
>>52314167
i had to repress my urge to stick my tongue up your mum's anus. your mum's weight problem suppressed my argue to tongue her anus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6afXB3_-9c4
if this song doesn't give you nostalgia, then you're probs a bit gay
>>52314219
>>>/youtubecommensection/
>>>/9gag/
>>>/out/
Taking a girl from tinder out on a date next week, we haven't traded numbers or added each other on fb yet we've been talking for 6 days now wtf am i doin lads
>>52314219
>tfw you land a sick Twisted Lemon
Who /wessex/ here?
>>52314236
if i have forgotten something because of the following trauma what word would you use to describe it?
>>52314252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-DmFSrY4w
desu
>>52314268
>tinder
out
why is every single youtube comments section about anything remotely historical or war related full of 100% pure concentrated butthurt
>>52314279
NOPE
>>52314167
The re prefix means again, so repress implies you've suppressed the thing before.
>>52314289
i don't understand your question
>>52314322
talks english to me bb
>>52314301
the """people""" that feel compelled to comment on youtube videos are full of pure concentrated bullshit
>>52314167
repression is internal
suppression is external
You suppress a rebellion. A repressed person holds themselves back.
>>52314301
>look at any video about armenia or turkey
>the amount of pure kurdish/turkish butthurt
>>52313523
Yes, it's mediocre.
>>52314289
bein a lil bitch
warwick davis in the phantom menace is giving me a right laugh
>>52314297
I'm not a normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE
>>52314422
slut
got 10 (You)'s in a faces of /int/ thread lads
>>52314268
>ask a girl if she wants to go to drinks
>she says yes
>I ask when she's free
>she never responds
what is wrong with these "people"
r8 my gf
>>52314322
>>52314355
ty lads
>>52314350
in N[spoiler][/spoiler]orwegian we have the verb "å fortrenge", which means to deliberately(unconsciously or consciously) forget something because it would be traumatizing to remember it.
Tiberian Sun had the best soundtrack
>>52314422
>>52314499
>>52314480
pls b bf
the british guns were aimed and the shells were comin fast
the first shell hit the bismarck, they knew she couldn't last
that mighty german battleship is just a memory
sink the bismarck was the battlecry that shook the seven seas
>>52312982
Shit edition
>>52314534
you don't want me to
>>52314537
t. alberto barbosa
>>52314536
>ctrl+s is spoiler shortcut
colour me surprised
>>52314460
i don't get it
>>52314470
don't talk to me like that you favela coon
>>52314499
ikr every fuckin time
>>52314560
i dont understand this meme yet.
>>52314545
r u a girl
>>52314536
I suppose a "supressed" memory would implicate more of a conscious degree of effort to forget the memory, whereas a "repressed" one would be one which your mind has subconsciously forced you to forget
>>52314537
red alert 2 soundtrack > everything else's soundtrack
t
b
h
me looking hott
back from uni to work at the asda tills, fucking joy. Might just act like a complete tit and try to get fired. Fucking having to smile and act cheery to every fucking customer.
Rather work at that paki takeaway (no i wouldn't they couldn't speak english and always bully)
>>52314650
Ankle bashers
amusing that the cornwall retard got BTFO into irrelevance by the hampshire poster (best in this thread)
>>52314499
>Asking girls out
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>52314640
i'm not curent with this meme desu
>>52314652
why don't you just leave?
>>52314650
hey uuuuhhhh - fits nic but it's summer now m8, why arent u dressing like a bourgeois sea side italian
>>52314677
idk lol
>>52314677
depends
Hey /brit/. I came 2 years later to see the wonder that's this maagical place of love and autism.
>>52314677
>are they underrated?
no desu
>>52314677
overrated imo
>>52314638
alright, thanks again
>>52314677
Overrated if anything IMO senpai
>>52314687
No one is. It's literally just one faggot spamming /brit/ with it
>>52314677
Sometimes it's like a caress with a soft sponge.
Other times it's like a succubus is sucking your soul out using your penis as a channel.
>>52314714
I was going to take a fit pic today but I cbf but I looked really cute
>>52314750
stop saying that you pommie cunt
>>52314735
Why did you say autism twice?
>>52314499
>about me section says she loves to talk and meet new people
>gives you 2 word responses to questions and is clearly uninterested
>>52314794
nice to see you have returned to your old ways
>>52314794
FOAT
>>52314800
underrated post
>you pommie cunt
>>52314735
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
>>52314764
It's alright, he won't be posting it for much longer.
>>52314677
I personally think it almost feels better than sex. Filling up some chick's mouth with you. It's also a turn on thinking that you trust the person doing it enough that they won't bite your dick off.
not watching star wars if some stupid nigger is in it
>>52314778
>looked really cute
bit gay that
stickin w the bowlcut in summer?
>>52314686
she seemed like someone I genuinely wanted to get to know
>>52314841
FONT
>>52314868
rorke
>>52314868
edgy
hes here
>>52314854
alri janny
>>52314834
cunt detected
>he's here
>>52314794
This font?
give in to lust, give up to lust
oh, heaven knows we'll soon be dust
top bloke that janny
i dont have extra flags installed. is it the cornish bender saying font?
>>52314939
no its hampshire
>>52313784
>society is DOOMED xDDD
Literally just as bad
oh fuck the hotpocket man is here
hotpockets are calling
>>52314931
>gif
fuck off
Despise narcissistic females
>>52314868
top bloke
same
reminder that cornwall has dynamic ip
>>52315001
>>52314994
very interesting
>>52314870
nah growing it out to this
cis-boys are so fucking uneducated on periods, the female body and birth control yet they talk like if they knew shit
OH AUSSIE GIRLS (OH AUSSIE GIRLS)
HAVE MORE FUN (HAVE MORE FUN)
WHEN THEY'RE FILLED WITH BRITISH CUM
OH AUSSIE GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
WHEN THEY'RE FILLED WITH BRITISH CUM
willl anyone help me with my tinder problem or nah
>>52315001
there's more than 1 cornwall poster
>>52315084
>there's more than 1 cornwall poster
i like they gay Cornwall one.
>>52315063
you bleed and you get pissed off easily
what more is there to understand?
on a power high after being called a 9 lads
going to go on omegle
>>52315063
when is the best time to cum in a lady>?
>>52315063
i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
lads what are some good normie clothing brands, I want to be a normie
>>52315146
round about when you're ready to blow your load i reckon, or just after
>>52315160
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cornwall is having a bloody field day
internet keeps resetting lads not even ban evading
>>52314854
A janny (You) just for me? T-thanks, y-you too.
>>52315163
Superdry
>>52315158
FOAT
>looking on asos for clothes
>see this
Knitwear goals? What does this even mean? I fucking hate normie culture.
>>52315209
all me
>>52315209
that is 3 different posters
shagging a girl i met on tinder tonight lads
Karen?
my life's ambition is to become prime minister and make a really fat labrador the chancellor the exchequer
chiefing for a poo
>>52315243
wew lad
post pics
>>52315302
i would let her eat my desu.
>"The second part of your question is the far most important... the tea actually tastes surprisingly good. I was really delighted." - Tim Peake, baggage
He's already even talked about how he's useless on the station. Biggest accomplishments thus far are bringing the first christmas pudding into space and possibly being the biggest melt to ever into space.
The stars are not for britishers.
>>52315243
wondering about doing the same, she's not all that fit of a bird though
>>52314650
boring shirt really
angry gay vegan feminist and such (she/her)
19. vegan feminist punx. mediocre poet. they/them pls. UON.
intersectional feminism, queerness, and ASD and mental health related rambles. [he/they]
He/Him. Intersectional Eco-Feminist and extremely pissed off vegan
Queer poly gender-fluid perv. Writer, speaker, PhD student, translator, editor. Cancer & chronic pain survivor.
Student. Transgender. Lover. LGBT ACTIVIST & Freedom Fighter.
gender-fluid intersectional feminist | they/them | #blacklivesmatter | sun: Taurus / moon: Capricorn |
>>52315337
what is a desu
Getting comfy ready to rewatch some NGE with a m8 tonite
This nigga has been listening to Radio 1, heard Chvrches and wondered who they were because they liked their song Empty Threat
>>52315361
idiot, don't post this again
i am broken man on a Halifax pier
the last of barrets privateers
>>52315362
???
>>52315381
FOAT
>>52315362
>blacklivesmatter
>>52315364
you know, uhh, my desu.
>>52315381
>>52315424
get a room
@52315344
>britishers
Are yanks even human lads?
What does a vegan Christmas dinner comprise of?
>>52315377
Whoops, mean this:
>>52314534
lmao
>>52314650
>putting your shirt inside of the pant
>not using belt
Pick one anon
Also
>wearing that in summer
>>52315459
Nut roast
>>52315449
no
>>52315437
no i don't
The most proficient con act anywhere in the developed world; they must be pissing themselves laughing at us. An unelected House of Lords, a corrupt electoral system which ignores the wishes of the majority, and a dimwit, inbred family of inadequates sat atop a pile of privilege; and instead of outrage, we are somehow conned into actually celebrating it all as in some way essentially British. It's like finding some bloke ransacking your house and then holding the door open for him whilst he runs off with your telly. Incredible.
>>52315459
guessing mostly jealousy
>>52315043
Did you see them in Melbourne last time they visited?
Good show.
>>52315362
>Queer poly gender-fluid perv
>>52314534
ayy lmao we come in peace DUDE/10
>>52315459
Tofu in the shape of various normal foods
>>52315459
like this
https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/677614564071092224
>>52315489
t. Jeremy Corbyn
unseemly yobs sitting on a fence near my house lads
should i get the crowbar
>>52315393
Grey tartan/flannel is terrible lad
>>52315497
they were in Sydney and I wanted to go but I cbf'd it
regret it a lot idk why I did that
Should I wank before or after the gym
>>52315583
unsheathe your katana
>>52315604
yes
>>52315604
after
>>52315567
starting to understand why vegans are angry all the time desu
>>52315606
heh nothing personnel kid
>>52315604
After the gym, then eat the results for extra protein.
>>52315595
Looks like we're not hooking up then, Sydman
Would hook up with Elias tho
What's worse: to have met 50 girls and not end up forming any long-term relationships or to be a KV?
https://youtu.be/X5j_EcmRvaI
canada :) <3
>>52315489
Why do "commentators" love to use awful analogies? Do they think it makes them seem intelligent?
locked all me doors
amassed some kitchen knives
wish us luck
>>52315675
I see people post this meme and it's not very good
I FINALLY PASSED MY TEST, LADS.
>>52315366
>with a m8 tonite
don't have to lie
>>52315484
oh
>>52315670
Depends on if you're just not interested or you've pussed it.
Pussing it is not ok.
>>52315718
>4 tries
lmao
>>52315604
always after
>>52315670
I've hugged about 25 girls this year and I'm a KV
>>52315718
Nice way to spend £200, anon
>>52315743
3 fails and a pass is still a pass.
>>52315604
After
Orgasm lowers testosterone level so you'll lift harder if you fap after.
>>52315753
>hugged
wow it's nothing
the fuck's a KV?
>>52315741
But failing to properly connect with anyone out of 50 is also not ok and perhaps more worrisome
>>52315788
honestly this entire thread is utter nonsense
>>52315788
Kissless Virgin newfags out plz
>>52315788
I'm going to guess it means kissless virgin
>>52315788
Kissless Virgin you nonce
JDIMSA
>>52315847
Is that Jo Brand
>>52315788
Kilovolt
![[Lazy Lily] Yuru Yuri Nachuyachumi! OVA [1080p][E19BF943].mkv_snapshot_00.13.45_[2015.03.03_12.03.59].png](https://i.imgur.com/SvAUx2i.jpg "[Lazy Lily] Yuru Yuri Nachuyachumi! OVA [1080p][E19BF943].mkv snapshot 00.13.45 [2015.03.03 12.03.59]")
>>52315822
no
theyve gone off in a car
bit miffed desu was looking forward to a bit of action
think mummy saw my self harm scars :x
>>52315595
HAHA GDAY CUNT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE THAT FAGGOT THAT LIVES IN LEICHHARDT
DO NOT SUPPOSE YOU'RE READY TO GET YOUR FACE FUCKING SMASHED ARE YOU MATE?
Do your job.
>>52315811
I don't really connect with anyone much, especially women but that's somewhat ok since I like willies
>>52315718
Is it normal for people to fail this many times?
>>52315893
but its my day off
come back you fucks
fight me
>>52315902
lol no. he's just a massive fuck up
>>52315589
fucking dumb, stop posting this
>>52315884
Haw haw
I used to think the idea of the government puttin shit in our food and water to make us more effeminate was some silly /pol/ conspiracy, but I'm actually coming around to it.
I mean, they say that the ability to grow facial hair is genetic right? And even so, sometimes it can skip a generation.
Well my dad can grow a full beard, my granddad could grow a full beard, pictures of my great granddad had a full beard, so there's no history of the genetics skipping. Yet me and my brother can only grow shitty little stubble at most
>>52315847
Of course this is on bart
Here we all are then
>>52315951
more likely your father got cucked desu
>>52315951
probably didn't eat lamb as a child
>>52315902
Took me 3 times to pass desu, should have been 2 but my examiner gave me a major because some cunt cut me up on a roundabout, wasn't even dangerous and I had it under control and it wasn't even my fault, had 1 minor apart from that haha
>>52315892
yeah alright
might get mummy to knit me a superhero costume and go out in shithole neighbourhoods fighting crime
>>52315970
the lads
>>52315951
I feel you familia, I'm in the exact same situation
>>52315936
Don't be so upset you mincer
>>52315884
All my self harm scars are on my liver, lol
Is there a rule that says you can't post anime on this board? I'm honestly thinking about starting a petition to ban anime posters for posting here. They're fucking cancer.
>>52316000
think ive seen that film
wiggin out lads
>tfw that nobhead chav at school is now scoring regularly for a League one side
>>52316020
it's literally just three people, two of them kids from hampshire that have started posting here because it's the school holidays
>>52316033
set a flag mate
>>52316016
deep
>>52316020
>being this triggered by what people post
>>52315951
You're just gay
so many pretty girls exist, lads
>>52316020
I do like one or two lewd animes but I tend to agree
Imagine a giant demon started attacking the earth and killing millions of people every day?
>>52316044
>>tfw that nobhead chav at school is now scoring regularly for a Premier League side
>>52315926
Just unlucky to be honest.
I got less than 5 minors on every test, it was just one daft thing every time.
First time I apparently caused someone to slow down at a round about.
Second time I hit the curb doing a parallel park.
Third time I apparently hesitated too many times, but I thought there was no way I could have went without causing someone to slow down.
proper fired up for a scuffle
one of youse come break into me house please ill fuck you up
>>52316078
an interesting question
really makes you think
>>52315884
Don't see the appeal 2bh
I cut my arm once because I was having massive, insanity inducing withdrawal and I wanted to see how much I'd bleed.
A lot, it turns out.
There was no pleasure in it, just one slice with a razor.
I PUT THAT BRICK IN YO FACE
>>52316084
It's fucking depressing walking around town and seeing so many cute little blonde sluts everywhere, while I continue to rot in misery and loneliness.
>>52316090
nah dw senpai im an extremely powerful individual leave him to me
http://strawpoll.me/6299625
http://strawpoll.me/6299625
http://strawpoll.me/6299625
http://strawpoll.me/6299625
>>52316099
id snap you in half like you were stephen hawking you little fanny
>>52315951
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disruptor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disruptor#Routes_of_exposure
>i passed my driving test in 2008
feeling old now lads tbqh
