female comedian edition
cara
Azusa
Jun and Azusa
Kyary
UNIRONICALLY BIT A NORMIE OUT OF PURE RAGE TODAY IN THE FACE
>>52312982
I didn't get the joke
the funniest female comics are all dykes and even they're abysmal
>>52313068
very good lad hahahaha
>>52313059
>eating fruit
fuck off vegan
>>52313043
SHOES
HOESS
OESSH
ESSHO
SSHOE
SHOES
>>52313117
get fukt u chubby kunt
>>52313066
want to hump her 2bh
just bought this hat lads
>>52313149
thank mr skeltal
>>52313112
Literally every female comedian only has jokes on sex and periods.
>>52313072
There's no logical relations between the propositions, this is a very bad joke.
>>52313161
Kyary is pure
>>52313189
pure whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQn5lN3GSjc
some smart chill music for you all
>>52313189
Massive whore
>>52313183
pork pies are pretty healthy desu
>>52313191
(got yourself a gun) ...
>>52313201
>>52313212
delete these
>>52312982
Reminder
>>52313188
Thank you Jacques
>>52313224
the nasty gelatine bits always put me off desu
>>52313267
hot out
>>52313191
After filing in the forms and waiting the appropriate time period for checks to be carried out and the licence for the guns you are intending to buy is handed to you. Then and only then can you get yourself that gun.
i really hate Hampshire and his stupid fucking anime posting reeeeeeeeee
>>52313267
>>52313043
Where is the link for this video again?
I want to laugh.
I remember she was half Welsh half sandnigger and it was somewhere on the BBC.
>>52313270
u are weak sauce 2bh family
just did an amazing south african accent but i will never be able to do it again because it 'twas a fluke lmao
just had a really weird bus journey
there was a literal tranny who was like 60 years old
and then there was a crazy woman screamingg about how she's a pensioner and hates government workers
bit weird
>>52313311
not a nice post
>>52313277
Caribbean weather
>no one commented on my new hat
oh...
rate my lunch
>>52313165
seems like the type of hat that you would post online then get offended about nobody replying to your post so you'd dedicate an entirely new post to it
overall a very bad hat
my dream last night was that Jun was in the hospital and i stayed by her side. It was quite sad but i woke up with a real feeling of relief and happiness at myself for what i did for her in my dream.
>>52312982
>Female """"""comedians"""""
>"Sex! lmao amiright ladies?"
>>52313379
nice hat dickhead, bet you look like a right spacker in it
>>52313165
>>52313379
>>52313391
very grim
>>52313391
underage/10
>>52313345
u just got bullied nerd, teach you for shit talking pork pies
>>52313404
>>52313414
>>52313417
thanks for the (You)s
>some mouth breather is literally posting images of 2 dimensional girls while i'm distancing myself from /brit/ as i've been going out with a -REAL WOMAN-
>mfw trying to read things in dreams
>>52313165
>>52313379
nice hat my fellow gentlesir
>>52313411
>Tfw I never have dreams about my waifu
>>52313477
congrats lad. you'll get your 2 hours in soon.
>>52313477
>REAL WOMAN
So a bloater?
>>52313453
t. Alberto Barbosa
>nice hat my fellow gentlesir
Has anyone seen TFA yet?
really good joke op
look how cucked yanks are.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/unais-gomes-british-man-stabbed-to-death-in-psychedelic-ayahuasca-ceremony-in-peruvian-amazon/ar-BBnH607
>Unais Gomes
Beautiful British name
>>52313477
Sure thing lad. :^)
>>52313489
it's jibberish, use it to lucid dream
>>52313477
reeeee normie, get off my board and all that
>>52313411
Had a dream once that I was helping the keions prepare for a school concert or something once, I woke up just before I could tell Azusa I love her
Never had a dream about her since
Room must smell of cum because my dad just came in and opened my windows haha
Said it needed some air in here haha
>>52313619
wow
>>52313504
You don't really love her
>>52313630
>he has a dad
fuck off lucky lucas
>>52313598
Sure thing lad. :^)
I do my part to make /brit/ a better place.
>>52313619
that's very sad lad, maybe one day you will dream of her again.
>>52313666
Fuck off Jamal
>>52313630
he must think you're such a fuckin loser
had a k-on themed dream lads
don't remember the specifics but mugi was writing a new song which me and the other keions thought was really good
Turning into a right diva lads
>>52313692
fuck off dog my dad died of cardiac arrest. I'm whiter than you'll ever be
>>52313686
im a student. part timer worker too.
>>52313698
Still in bed desu haha
test
>>52313686
>weeabos who post images of animated drawings on a poo discussion forum
>>52313719
Sure thing lad. :^)
>>52313715
have snickers, you're not you when you're hungry®
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>>52313713
no lad that was just an episode.
>>52313686
>undergraduates
>>52312982
>lol I called him a bigot! He should check his white privilege! :-DDDD
>the audience probably found it hilarious
Fuck society
Invest in mass destructive weapons. All of us. All of our money.
>>52313742
Yeah you keep telling yourself that you abo cunt
@52313667
@52313719
>I still post le ebin golden meme face
>>52313748
get a job
>hello i'm from hampshire
>>52313523
R2D2 dies
>>52313810
>hello i'm not from hampshire
Lads, why are humans the ultimate animal? How did we get so lucky that we adapted so perfectly to be able to not only survive but thrive in every single corner of the globe. How are we so perfect when everything else struggles so hard?
>*tsks* uh uh uh ... no (You) for you, scoundrel. hmmmm ... i shall replace the double-arrows with an @ symbol. the pen truly is mightier than the sword.
>>52313784
>a german being an evil nazi
colour me suprised
>>52313802
You get a job
I'm an arrogant student back for the holidays, I don't need a job
>>52313859
thumbs
>>52313859
we are enlightened by our own intelligence
having a go
>>52313859
allah made us to be this way brother
>>52313821
Sure thing lad. :^)
>>52313859
that was it, plain luck. all the organisms that led up to us were just in the right place at the right time
>his flag isn't australian
>>52313772
unironically watched that episode before i went to bed so i reckon that inspired my dream
>>52313859
It's all part of god's plan
>>52313925
>he's got the British flag on his flag
>>52313879
im a student with a job. what now chump?
No Job Centre until the 16th
feelsgoodman.gif
>>52313821
She's real in my heart~
>>52313958
You must be a povvo cunt haha
>>52313954
>haven't 1/4 of the australian flag as 4/4 of your flag
My dog is doing a do
>>52313993
not really mate. just making my cv look good.
>>52313964
>being a solipsist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok let's be honest, have any of you actually ever wanked to a 2D girl?
>>52314028
My CV looks good already because of work I did last summer desu
Gonna be doing a industrial year too
got a small willy lads
>>52314042
>Worstershire
Oh boy,
You know what to do with these dubs.
>>52313907
I guess the webm used up his datacap.
Oh well, it was fun.
who /arrogantstudentwithnoworkexperience/ here
>>52314089
ME. what do
>>52314067
im going to beat the shit out of you
>>52314058
yes but literally 99.9% of my wanks are to normal porn 3bh
>>52313907
>>52314087
im still here lad i just cba my pubes are getting all tangled in my loose undies and what not
do excuse me
>>52313112
https://youtu.be/8S692f1tnuQ?t=122
>>52314078
>H*mpshire
please do not sexulise anime girls.
>>52314089
arrogant student with only relevant work experience here
>>52314106
try it cunt, I'll heem you
>>52314083
this is how you do it
please explain the difference between repress and surpress to me lads
>>52314147
>>52314163
FOAT
IM GAY!!!
>>52314118
All good mate, pubes are more important than shitposting.
>>52314167
repress= push down, hide
supress=push down,hide
Imagine hunting a whale with handmade spears and a rickety wooden boat. Mental.
>>52314185
bender
>>52314178
>gif
fuck off
>>52314167
i had to repress my urge to stick my tongue up your mum's anus. your mum's weight problem suppressed my argue to tongue her anus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6afXB3_-9c4
if this song doesn't give you nostalgia, then you're probs a bit gay
>>52314219
>>>/youtubecommensection/
>>>/9gag/
>>>/out/
Taking a girl from tinder out on a date next week, we haven't traded numbers or added each other on fb yet we've been talking for 6 days now wtf am i doin lads
>>52314219
>tfw you land a sick Twisted Lemon
Who /wessex/ here?
>>52314236
if i have forgotten something because of the following trauma what word would you use to describe it?
>>52314252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-DmFSrY4w
desu
>>52314268
>tinder
out
why is every single youtube comments section about anything remotely historical or war related full of 100% pure concentrated butthurt
>>52314279
NOPE
>>52314167
The re prefix means again, so repress implies you've suppressed the thing before.
>>52314289
i don't understand your question
>>52314322
talks english to me bb
>>52314301
the """people""" that feel compelled to comment on youtube videos are full of pure concentrated bullshit
>>52314167
repression is internal
suppression is external
You suppress a rebellion. A repressed person holds themselves back.
>>52314301
>look at any video about armenia or turkey
>the amount of pure kurdish/turkish butthurt
>>52313523
Yes, it's mediocre.
>>52314289
bein a lil bitch
warwick davis in the phantom menace is giving me a right laugh
>>52314297
I'm not a normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE
>>52314422
slut
got 10 (You)'s in a faces of /int/ thread lads
>>52314268
>ask a girl if she wants to go to drinks
>she says yes
>I ask when she's free
>she never responds
what is wrong with these "people"
r8 my gf
>>52314322
>>52314355
ty lads
>>52314350
in N[spoiler][/spoiler]orwegian we have the verb "å fortrenge", which means to deliberately(unconsciously or consciously) forget something because it would be traumatizing to remember it.
Tiberian Sun had the best soundtrack
>>52314422
>>52314499
>>52314480
pls b bf
the british guns were aimed and the shells were comin fast
the first shell hit the bismarck, they knew she couldn't last
that mighty german battleship is just a memory
sink the bismarck was the battlecry that shook the seven seas
>>52312982
Shit edition
>>52314534
you don't want me to
>>52314537
t. alberto barbosa
>>52314536
>ctrl+s is spoiler shortcut
colour me surprised
>>52314460
i don't get it
>>52314470
don't talk to me like that you favela coon
>>52314499
ikr every fuckin time
>>52314560
i dont understand this meme yet.
>>52314545
r u a girl
>>52314536
I suppose a "supressed" memory would implicate more of a conscious degree of effort to forget the memory, whereas a "repressed" one would be one which your mind has subconsciously forced you to forget
>>52314537
red alert 2 soundtrack > everything else's soundtrack
t
b
h
me looking hott
back from uni to work at the asda tills, fucking joy. Might just act like a complete tit and try to get fired. Fucking having to smile and act cheery to every fucking customer.
Rather work at that paki takeaway (no i wouldn't they couldn't speak english and always bully)
>>52314650
Ankle bashers
amusing that the cornwall retard got BTFO into irrelevance by the hampshire poster (best in this thread)
>>52314499
>Asking girls out
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>52314640
i'm not curent with this meme desu
>>52314652
why don't you just leave?
>>52314650
hey uuuuhhhh - fits nic but it's summer now m8, why arent u dressing like a bourgeois sea side italian
>>52314677
idk lol
>>52314677
depends
Hey /brit/. I came 2 years later to see the wonder that's this maagical place of love and autism.
>>52314677
>are they underrated?
no desu
>>52314677
overrated imo
>>52314638
alright, thanks again
>>52314677
Overrated if anything IMO senpai
>>52314687
No one is. It's literally just one faggot spamming /brit/ with it
>>52314677
Sometimes it's like a caress with a soft sponge.
Other times it's like a succubus is sucking your soul out using your penis as a channel.
>>52314714
I was going to take a fit pic today but I cbf but I looked really cute
>>52314750
stop saying that you pommie cunt
>>52314735
Why did you say autism twice?
>>52314499
>about me section says she loves to talk and meet new people
>gives you 2 word responses to questions and is clearly uninterested
>>52314794
nice to see you have returned to your old ways
>>52314794
FOAT
>>52314800
underrated post
>you pommie cunt
>>52314735
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
>>52314764
It's alright, he won't be posting it for much longer.
>>52314677
I personally think it almost feels better than sex. Filling up some chick's mouth with you. It's also a turn on thinking that you trust the person doing it enough that they won't bite your dick off.
not watching star wars if some stupid nigger is in it
>>52314778
>looked really cute
bit gay that
stickin w the bowlcut in summer?
>>52314686
she seemed like someone I genuinely wanted to get to know
>>52314841
FONT
>>52314868
rorke
>>52314868
edgy
hes here
>>52314854
alri janny
>>52314834
cunt detected
>he's here
>>52314794
This font?
give in to lust, give up to lust
oh, heaven knows we'll soon be dust
top bloke that janny
i dont have extra flags installed. is it the cornish bender saying font?
>>52314939
no its hampshire
>>52313784
>society is DOOMED xDDD
Literally just as bad
oh fuck the hotpocket man is here
hotpockets are calling
>>52314931
>gif
fuck off
Despise narcissistic females
>>52314868
top bloke
same
reminder that cornwall has dynamic ip
>>52315001
>>52314994
very interesting
>>52314870
nah growing it out to this
cis-boys are so fucking uneducated on periods, the female body and birth control yet they talk like if they knew shit
OH AUSSIE GIRLS (OH AUSSIE GIRLS)
HAVE MORE FUN (HAVE MORE FUN)
WHEN THEY'RE FILLED WITH BRITISH CUM
OH AUSSIE GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
WHEN THEY'RE FILLED WITH BRITISH CUM
willl anyone help me with my tinder problem or nah
>>52315001
there's more than 1 cornwall poster
>>52315084
>there's more than 1 cornwall poster
i like they gay Cornwall one.
>>52315063
you bleed and you get pissed off easily
what more is there to understand?
on a power high after being called a 9 lads
going to go on omegle
>>52315063
when is the best time to cum in a lady>?
>>52315063
i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
lads what are some good normie clothing brands, I want to be a normie
>>52315146
round about when you're ready to blow your load i reckon, or just after
>>52315160
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cornwall is having a bloody field day
internet keeps resetting lads not even ban evading
>>52314854
A janny (You) just for me? T-thanks, y-you too.
>>52315163
Superdry
>>52315158
FOAT
>looking on asos for clothes
>see this
Knitwear goals? What does this even mean? I fucking hate normie culture.
>>52315209
all me
>>52315209
that is 3 different posters
shagging a girl i met on tinder tonight lads
Karen?
