anime edition
burikasu
posting itt
death to kpop, jpop, chinks and gooks
morrissey
Downtown funk play that sax
third for man children living in japanese fantasy land
me on the right
>>52309990
rorkesheed
doing a laugh
>>52309819
>you have to be a beta little bitch and pretend to like her personality for a couple of months before you see some titties
Literally never done that for a girl, ever (longest relationship was 2 months lel)
I know I'm pretty attractive and like 95% (maybe more desu) of girls would find me attractive, if two guys are considered very attractive to a girl, I don't think looks come into it as much as how much you get along
who /donny soldier/ here?
>>52309984
this one?
Hello everyone, this is Jun and Azusa. together they create the Hampshire shitpost confederation. they are also two amazing 10/10 waifus. please post your own 10/10 waifu (but adhere to the /brit/ smart anime short-list)
osomatsu kun is best anime this season desu lads
k on is dullshit
>>52310000
>australia
>knowing how to count
pick 3
Nice get fucktard
>>52310013
BIG
lads I absolutely ripped this tripspaz from /his/
to the extent that he deleted his posts LMAO
think it was the same dweeb that I exiled from /lit/ a while ago too
who can tell though am i right aha lollololol hhaha lol
>>52310044
>>52309942
wahey
got the shakes
really need to eat
>>52310044
>>52310044
My waifu is a 2hu character, does that count?
>>52310049
chat that shit again I'll bonk you lad
dont think i wont because i will
>>52310026
post legs
I absolutely wouldnt mind if you anime posters died immediately
In fact I'd prefer it
>Come on Anon, you can't slip n slide with your shirt on!
>>52309842
lols, you're actually correct.
I disagree with Gandy and O'Pry but yeah, looking at the la' I posted now, you're 100% correct lols. However I think the worst feature about him is his over mandible, if it was a centimeter shorter his zygomas would suit well.
l
>Order new numberplates for my car online
>Pay my money
>After I pay it says "BTW You need to send in proof or your name, address and vehicle log book"
Wow fuck off, what a fucking scam. Why is this only mentioned AFTER you pay.
>>52310170
>not being a madman and slide all the way on your feet
>>52310171
>centimeter
It's centimetre you americanised cunt
>>52310114
>australia
>knowing how to count
pick 3
Nice get fucktard
>>52310144
Don't be such a bully m9
>>52310080
who waifu
>>52310089
great waifu
>>52310110
poo waifu
>>52310178
>new numberplates
Literally why?
Lads I have collected some images relating to Japanese culture and I'm wondering which general on this board of international cultures should I post it on?
>>52310239
>>52310227
only if you £££££££££ pay me
>>52310233
Cause a copper stopped me for not having a front one cause it fell off.
admit you all have ADHD
admit it
that or parenting problems
let it go lads
its in the past
stop escaping via anime
>>52310239
This one, OP clearly said it's anime edition and japan is only anime.
>>52310178
I've had gambling sites do this to me. Legitimate big names, too.
>deposit
>can't withdraw until you sent in passport, driving license, picture of your card and you holding the card and a semen sample
JUST
>>52310284
What would a lack of concentration have to do with anime?
>>52310284
Anime is the pinnacle of entertainment.
>>52310309
licence*
so what's the name of the city with the rasheeds
london, birmingham and that other one, help me out lads?
>>52310284
Yeah I reckon I probably have undiagnosed attention problems of some kind. Likely some obsessive compulsive disorder as well (as well as the usual depression and anxiety). No doubt I had parenting problems; my mother is dangerously unfit to take care of any living being, yet here I am.
>>52310337
Marxist goon
>>52310171
>over mandible
What's that? His underbite? His biggest fault is his maxilla retrusion desu, which makes his midface look ''off''
He's still a good looking lad though. Probably better looking than most of us in this thread
>>52310337
looks like if a subway sandwich was turned into a human by a fairy
>>52310337
shit taste
>>52310325
>what would being a spaz have to do with rejoicing in pathetically shit taste to the extent that i seek community from other spastics where it's not wanted
just putting 2 and 2 together lad
>>52310367
manchester
>>52310367
Glasgow
>>52310416
>getting triggered this much by japanese cartoons
>Marxism is bad! Yes, I have read the Communist Manifesto.
>>52310367
Leeds
living for the sake of other people wahey
the smell of shake n vac
>>52310367
bradford
>still numerous hours to go before it becomes acceptable to begin drinking
one day wars will be fought and like how the knights templar fought under saint george's cross, but instead anime gays will fight under the banner of Ayano
>>52310367
Everywhere expect where I live.
>>52310474
It's 12 o'clock somewhere
>>52310395
meant over sized mandible
mb
>>52310479
i don't get it but i like ayano so hello thank you.
>>52310372
dont really care bruv, doesnt justify incessant vomiting of anime
>>52310451
not v triggered - doesn't take too much effort to insult you clockwork nerds
>>52310479
qt
>>52310529
off to bed now night night!
>>52310536
>dont really care bruv, doesnt justify incessant vomiting of anime
I'm not an animeposter though, just a normal /brit/poster.
(I do watch anime sometimes though)
thank you everyone for posting your 10/10 waifus, and also adhering to the rules.
>>52310080
>>52310089
>>52310110
>>52310105
no.
>>52310561
great post
>>52310565
goodnight
>fav /tv/ gimmick
>mace dindu
i laugh everytime
eyy man where the lewd juns at ???
>>52310581
my mistake, was intended for weebs
sorry m8 x
>>52310604
delete
>>52310598
Kill yourself
>>52310588
>no
Fuck you nigger.
>great post
Still fuck you nigger.
Don't diss my waifu like that.
How do I fry an egg so the yolk is all runny?
going to watch star wars
should i watch it chronologically or in release order
>>52310663
cancer
>>52310663
get to a doctor right now
>>52310669
cum in it
>>52310673
Just watch the original trilogy the prequels are total rubbish
>>52310663
wanked too much
>>52310673
>be me
>text girl if she wants to watch star wars with me
>no response
>i feel upset
>han solo dies
>by his son
>>52310669
heat up high
>>52310641
nothing personal lad, just the rules. :(
keep doing nasty little eggy burps lads
how long have I got left to live?
>spoilers
xD so edgy~ #haha
desu if you can spoil a film its probably shit anyway
it can still be emotional/exciting even if you know whats going to happen
>>52310758
its not as shocking though
star wars was alright
>>52310809
delete this
>>52310669
High heat for half the time then no heat the rest don't flip
Who is Alberto barbosa?
Han Solo doesn't actually die
its just a meme
>watching oxford union debates
>up to one re: socialism
>fucking Corbyn is there speaking in favour of
fuck sakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryeHIY8uBnQ&list=PLOAFgXcJkZ2we2fby4wIRwHsnwZ3onNr5&index=1
thank you
>>52310813
true but i mean it shouldnt ruin the film
>>52310872
this is how i am interpreting it, if i think its a meme its not a spoiler
>>52310871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgqdmWQvww
>>52310871
t. Alberto Barbosa
doing a feel sick because of anxiety about just living.
>>52310881
he is literally a socialist
>be me
>have consistently soft and tiny willy
>finally get chance to have a shag
>willy remains soft as always
>gyrate my large, blubbery body on top of her, nearly asphyxiating her in the process
>continue this movement for approximately 120 minutes
>pass out due to exhaustion
>wake up next morning, lying in my own vomit
>bird from last night nicked 20 quid out me wallet
alpha as fuck lads
>>52310881
Rosindell is a facist who loves Pinochet. What a surprise he doesn't like socialism.
>>52310993
>Rosindell is a facist
source
>the president of Argentina is more pro-British than Corbyn
>haha lol whoops didn't mean to call you there lol
>haha you should definitely call me someday haha just as a joke though lol it would be such a joke haha
>wanna come down to a club tonight? You can stay at mine after to save you getting a taxi haha lol it would be jokes haha
>haha you're actually nicer than I expected lol jokes! Gotcha! Pranked! Haha
Just realised that girl fancied me and was using the whole joking demeanour in the same way retards use the "my mate sent that" as a defence mechanism. Maybe that's just as forward as women can manage.
Only northern lads get this banter.
>>52311032
terrorist sympathisers out
>>52311027
the source is >>52310993's dislike of him
>>52311027
he supports Pinochet
>>52310973
>a good 2 hours
>>52311039
The bridge that closed? How will only northerners get it? It's in Scotland? And was big news earlier this month
>>52310993
>>52311064
nothing wrong with Pinochet
>>52311027
kek. If someone publicly praised Stalin you wouldn't hesitate to call them a communist.
>>52311036
>women experience awkwardness too
STOP THE PRESSES
>>52311064
>>Rosindell is a facist
>he supports Pinochet
source
>>52311032
MACRI
A
C
R
I
>>52311089
depends on the context desu
>>52311092
It was news to me, considering she seemed pretty confident when she first approached me to introduce herself.
>>52311083
>nothing wrong with Pinochet
I've just realised that I've bought a box of celebrations for a diabetic.
Good for me, but that leaves the diabetic presentless.
might have my 3rd cup of tea of the day
>>52311089
need source on that one though lad
>>52311138
what did he do that was wrong
>>52311152
is google down for you? http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/politics/2012/06/tory-mp-has-huge-admiration-augusto-pinochet
well i suppose some people would judge that on balance Mao did more good than harm.
>>52311186
was a fascist dictator who massacred people
>>52311192
There is literally nothing wrong with supporting General Pinochet
Reminder
>>52311256
so is ok for Corbyn and McDonnel to support Stalin then?
Nothing wrong with Franco, Pinochet and Mussolini lads.
You'll need a source to disprove that.
>>52311267
don't remember this poll desu
>>52311224
Going by that Britain "massacred" people in the same timeframe so I don't really buy it
>>52311267
simply amazing post thank you for this reminder.
Lads imagine if like everything you could succeed at required a certain amount of luck or skill
If you have more skill, you don't need to have as much luck to succeed
If you get really lucky, you don't need to have as much skill
Now imagine you got an allocation of luck every day, which you can use throughout the day to "top up" your attempts at which you aren't so skilled
You could focus on doing only things you're skilled at and save your luck to succeed at something you're completely unskilled at
>>52311223
well he certainly transformed China into a semi-modern state that could finally compete with the rest of the world. But that was at the expense of millions of people's lives.
dying for an anime
>>52311317
ah yes the fascist dictator Margaret Thatcher well known for massacring British civilians and torturing them
literally why would you defend Pinochet
>>52311335
Here lad I have one spare
>>52311289
No we are talking about two completely different leaders here keep up
>>52311329
go away diane
>>52311335
ok
>>52311289
Thinking someone who ended up destroying lives also did some good is perfectly acceptable in the political sphere. Everyone has their heroes, and every historical figure is flawed.
>>52311398
Augustus was perfect.
>>52311403
source?
>>52311398
except the queen god save her lads
>>52311403
we have a faggot board as well but you wont go will you.
>>52311353
Okay Britain "massacred" people in 1972 while Pinochet did it in 1973
Or of course we could say neither really massacred people
>>52311364
>>52311378
thanks
Haha didn't realise it was Friday
too bad I have no friends
>>52311421
true
top kek
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=471_1450419008
Really want a stroopwafel
>>52311398
The "good" Pinochet did clearly doesn't outway the mass graves and people he tortured
>>52311463
but Pinochet did massacre people in fact he did much more: Torture, embezzlement, numerous human rights violations etc
I really don't think you realise just how bad Pinochet was
>>52311475
no sorry.
>>52311522
time for impropmtu /brit/ christmas party meetup???
Gentlemen, how do we rid ourselves of the animé scourge?
little monkeh fella
>>52311224
they were communists
AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT
>>52311581
okay fine torture and murder is ok as long as it's not a commie doing it
happy now?
Morning lads
Will start taking film suggestions for tonight
voting will be around 6ish
Stalin only purged the bourgeois and traitors. He did nothing wrong!
lads ive decided im giving up on anime
hope youre not too disappointed x
>>52311696
fuck off desu lad
>>52311717
walk well Lisicki
>>52311723
heat
>>52311717
walk well Lisicki
>>52311723
SW7 shitty cam
>>52311727
fuck off
>>52311723
natural born killers
>>52311727
good lad.
>>52311717
why is he a pillow?
walk well lisicki
/brit/ seems quieter than usual today
>>52311800
shithead
>>52311727
just kidding love you really
>>52311843
give it a good 2 hours and it'll get going
>>52311843
*lets out a thunderous and rancid fart that chokes up the room*
>>52311862
delet
>>52311868
starting to enjoy this gimmick
>>52311843
people say that every day
>>52311872
haha
wubalubadubdub
>>52311904
int just seems quite quiet generally. shame its the best board.
>>52311904
/brit/ is shit today
>/brit/ was ever good
>>52311742
pixiv? is that you
Have a fart and a half a-brewin' lads
>>52311947
Imagine if we got our own board
>>52311977
That just means you started browsing too late desu
>>52312010
literally who
>>52311696
reminds of rayman 2 in the dream cave desu lad
>That just means you started browsing too late desu
>>52312024
That would be shit tbf
turned out to be a wet one haha
Brit is shit now because there's no funny memes or insider British jokes. It's also missing personalities who are likeable, or at least entertaining
It used to be about crisps, slags and JSA and had a quirky lord and all sorts of weird people that were good laugh
Now it's one autistic tripfag who never has anything insightful or even funny to say and people repeating 'doing a poo' or just posting a picture of an overweight man who has nothing to do with anything
about to eat a bombay bad boy
Lads I'm trying to make my bed as least squeaky as possible so me and my gf can have sex on Christmas without having a Gavin & Stacey moment
Any suggestions?
>>52312120
stop
*starts humming the Scrubs theme song*
>>52312065
literally new
>>52312087
"Ironic shitposting is just shitposting".
>>52312135
Blame the refugee crisis and the general election
What a fucking rebel omg
https://twitter.com/offlinemalek/status/677609530067390464
>>52312147
>Gavin & Stacey moment
Love that bit
Literally been cuddling a girl and letting her bite my neck these past few weeks lads, just normie my shit up aha
>>52312135
find myself agreeing lad, people say it all the time but i think it's actually true now
only time it's semi good now is about the 12-1am time, and even then it's infested with yanks
>>52312224
Put your willy in her yet lad?
>>52312147
Wooden frame? Sprung mattress? We need info.
i'm quite a fan of Michael Portillo desu.
>>52312254
Nah mate. Getting there though, still a virgin lmao
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>52312224
I want this feel
>>52312199
Boy George
Julian Clary
Prince
Every Glam Rock band ever
>>52312170
MEAN
>>52312135
The personalities left about a year or two ago lad
Supermarket power rankings
1. Tesco
2. Aldi
3. Waitrose
4. Morrisons
.
.
.
10. Asda
11. Lidl
12. M&S
.
.
901. Iceland
9000005. Sainsburys
>>52312251
Agreeing too.
Never really come here anymore because it used to be a bit witty, now it's just shite
>>52312331
>3. Waitrose
fuck off billionaire
>>52312331
Holy God what kind of pikey are you?
>>52312255
Wooden frame, memory foam mattress. It's one of those beds that is really low to the ground
applied for a job today lads
looking forward to being a wagecuck
>>52312290
It's amazing lad, it really is
Just strike up a conversation with the next qt you see, if she's friendly ask if you want to get to know her, if not try the next qt. You're missing out lad
>>52312275
It should last a good 2 hours, so go slow!
>>52312335
>it used to be a bit witty
toplel no it didn't.
>>52312331
>2. Aldi
>>52312135
>It's also missing personalities
and thank god for that
>>52312331
Waitrose #1
Havent' been here since September-October
heard TO BEE HONEST got filtered
tis true?
>>52312368
>Holy God
Stupidest shit, this
>NASA has a budget of $2 billion
>The US government spend like $1 trillion on developing the F35
America needs to get their priorities in order desu
>>52312396
yeah
>>52312395
What did you invent m8?
>>52312331
Is Netto still a thing?
>>52312423
>>NASA has a budget of $2 billion
think its more like 17 if not more
>>52312428
What the actual fuck did you lot do? you absolute madmen
>>52312383
Alright lad, if you insist.
>>52312395
>muh peanut butter
>>52312473
The whole of 4chan started punctuating every post with t.bh s.mh f.am so mook filtered the lot.
>>52312369
Take the frame apart, slightly loosen and then retighten firmly all the screws. At point where the parts of the frame touch put felt or similiar, enough to cover the area of friction. If the bed does not jam up against a brick wall hard (plaster board hollow wall doesn't count) then measure the gap and cut a small block of wood slightly larger or find a suitable object, wrap in felt and squish it between frame and wall. If skilled enough you could even nail it on to the bed but its not for amateurs, needs to be done right first time. You can get a square of felt from a fabric/curtains or similiar shop.
>paprika flavour walkers MAX crisps aren't his favourite crisps
just FUCK OFF and die for Isis you unbritish CUNTS
Lads, Mother Theresa is getting a Sainthood.
>>52312473
bunch of word filters were added on halloween
t bh = desu
s mh = baka
f am = senpai
cuck used to be kek and sjw used to be spooky scary skeleton
>>52312451
Yeah, you're right actually
Still it's not enough desu, especially when they're throwing money at shit like the f35 and arming jihadists, especially NASA is literally the most important organisation on the planet right now
>>52312537
Absolute madman, thanks lad. I'll think of you when I cum inside her
>>52312544
>You're not British if you don't like Hungarian spices over salt & vinegar
hmm
>>52312524
cheeky T.bh la'
>>52312447
Don't think so lad.
Can't even remember if I've ever been to one.
Wilkinson's is the best cheap chavvy supermarket anyway.
>>52312550
>Open home where people go only to die and not be healed in a country with no toilets
>Get sainthood
dad and sister watching recorded pointless episode and it has two poofs on it and as a result i cant watch it 2bh
don't know why, just can't even look at fucking benders
I AM ONE TIRED MUTHAFUCKA!!!
>>52312620
yeh i hate gays as well.