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Bi' 'old out edition.
who /sheev/ here
anime
>>52306954
blaming the hangover desu
>>52306986
Its over. I have the ground.
han solo dies
>I live outside yorkshire
>>52306989
>that pic
My willy is wewing
H a n s o l o
>>52306972
>>52307002
how shit must your blood flow be to take 10 minutes to get hard
>>52307014
x_x
>H a n s o l o
>>52307018
>not living inthe most crime riddled and poverty stricken area of the UK
Posh cunts out.
>>52307028
With all the walking he does you'd think he'd have a good blood flow
>>52307014
#grow up
#goodtwohours
>>52307052
must've been a bit cold out
>>52307064
audible jej
>>52307028
fuck off you newfag you know fuck all
Grown adults actually believe this bollocks:
>Pope Francis has recognised a second miracle attributed to Mother Teresa, clearing the way for the Roman Catholic nun to be made a saint next year.
>The miracle involved the healing of a Brazilian man with several brain tumours in 2008, the Vatican said.
friendzoned yet agian lads haha
>>52307028
amphetamines maybe
would also explain the 2 hours bit
#LisickiObese
>fuck off you newfag you know fuck all
i was in the 212
>>52307085
Grown adults actually believe the universe created itself.
>>52307105
I'mma eat your food up boo
>Grown adults actually believe this bollocks
>>52306986
UNLIMITED POWAH
>>52307116
guess that cunts getting eaten
>I will spoil Star Wars for all those lowly insects who actually enjoy it. Ha! Anyone who actually enjoys spaceshit is utterly beneath me. I only watch the finest cinéma myself
>>52307129
but you do like to slumber don't you
>>52307144
imma ruin you cunt
>I watch Star Wars
>He judged that the curing of an Indian woman suffering from an abdominal tumour was the result of the supernatural intervention of the late Mother Teresa - a claim challenged by Indian rationalists.
the pope should be executed and the vatican bombed to a crater
>>52307160
what you gon' do when I appear
>>52307173
bitch the end of your life are near
>>52307144
Fuck em like you do want to cum
What's your dick like homie
mother theresa was a fraud, lying cunt bitch hope she's in hell.
>>52307180
cock lickin' in the water by the blue bayou
>>52307181
caught the warm goo in your doorag too, son?
>>52307105
EVERYONE FROM THE 3-1-3 PUTS YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP AND FOLLOW ME
Morning, friends :)
>>52307200
tell your bitch to keep hating
>the pope should be executed and the vatican bombed to a crater
I eat my dinner in my bathtub
>>52307200
tell your crew don't front, I'm a hoodlum
>>52307223
nigga you know you were too, once
>mother theresa was a fraud, lying cunt bitch hope she's in hell.
bloody listening to it again
Who are you bitch, new lunch?
I fucking hate Lisicki so much
nigga you a coolaid dood
b-b-b-b-b-baby cakes
>>52307282
>Falling for the troll
>>52307301
He's not a troll, he's genuinely a colossal cunt
bitch I'm in the 212 with the 5th cocked nigga it's the 2 1 zoo, fuck you gon' do?
Waiting in the hostel lads
Very bored
Fat comedown n all
>>52307316
a bit of both
>>52307316
Of course he is you mong
Asian so have trouble getting a gf lads
Unironically don't mind lisicki. In the way same way that you pitied the little nerd that got bullied at school.
Giv' us a 'ug lad.
still haven't come to terms with mourinho being sacked
>>52307342
Rasheed
>>52307346
Some kids don't deserve to be bullied but some absolutely do
>>52307342
What's your dick like homie, what are you into?
Would have killed myself due to these withdrawals if it wasn't for Suftjan Stevens. Cheers to whoever it was who get me into him
>Lisicki is a real person
>>52305750
>>52305750
>>52305750
>this thread is still up
Has janny finally lost it lads?
We should do a /brit/ Sings, Youtube video.
I nominate Johnny Cash - Hurt as the song we all sing.
Thoughts?
CANT STOP WONT STOp
Getting a haircut when you have scalp psoriasis is pretty unpleasant
>>52307364
>Sufijan Stevens
>>52307382
Fucking love that aussie so much, have him on steam. Chronic shitposter. How many countries has he bullied to death?
>>52307384
maybe tonight, feeling sick again desu and need some more drinks in me
GET IT STRAIGHT FROM SELCO
SELCO!
>>52307363
6'5 2bh, I have yellow fever but I would go for any 6+ girl at this point
just realised that i don't see many bosnia flags about these days lads
>>52307382
there isnt a /int/ janny in the morning im pretty sure
>>52307413
Why you procrastinate girl?
You got a lot but you just waste all yourself
>>52307364
>tfw he's playing here in 3 months
>first time in 5 years
>didn't know
>tickets still available
>$100 each
>none of my friends even know who he is
what do i fucking do reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52307382
Bants
http://strawpoll.me/6298379
http://strawpoll.me/6298379
http://strawpoll.me/6298379
SUPER IMPORTANT LIFE CHANGING POLL. GET IN NOW!!
>>52307413
>I would go for any 6+ girl at this point
wow mate really low standards there
>>52307438
go la
>>52307438
Punch pleb friends
>>52307413
What kind of Asian? Asia's huge, you numpty
>>52307438
go alone faggot
>>52307433
what
i mean 6 and a half inch long benis
>>52307455
i mean i would settle for some 4 and 5s but that is far more by a case-by-case basis.
>>52307454
i watched both
art attack was better desu
>all these art attack plebs
lmao @ ur lives, just lmao
There's a pulse on my eye, like literally on my eye.
What does this mean? Some sort of vitamin deficiency?
>>52307490
so you'd settle for SOME average and slightly below average girls?
your standards are probably still too high
>>52307454
SMwank fans on suicide watch
>>52307519
Are you Muslim, bruv?
>>52307559
54231
>>52307520
>Tfw some 4/10 liked me
>Tfw rejected her
>Tfw dilemma of is it 'settle' for someone you're not actually attracted to just to stave off the lack of intimacy
>>52307559
5 4 1 3 2
OFFICIAL MALE RACE POWER RANKINGS
1. BLACK
POWER GAP
9001. WHITE
9002. EAST ASIAN
9003. SLAV
POWER GAP
900001. SPIC
POWER GAP
90000000001. PAKI/ARAB/INDIAN
>>52307559
1, 4, 3, 5, 2
1's legs are amazing.
>>52307589
>>52307599
>not picking 3 first
>>52307535
non-practicing and my parents also don't really practice.
a devout muslim might even say 'You ain't no muslim bruv' to me
>>52307559
4,3,1,5,2
>>52307458
>>52307483
you lads reckon?
i'm really keen for it. if it wasn't $100 a ticket i'd buy two and hope someone would go with me but $200 is a decent bit of moolah to drop 2bh.
>>52307473
oh m8 you have no idea
>The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have announced the nursery Prince George is to attend alongside the release of a new photograph of their family.
How fascinating. Not. Put them all in the gulag.
>>52307613
2s legs are top but her face lets her down tbH
>>52307614
Nah mate
>>52307609
>Arabs
>that low
actually they sort of group with spics.
and east asians are definitely down there with pakis and indians
>>52307634
CAMBRIDGE MENTIONED
>>52307634
can't they afford a nanny?
>>52307559
1 5 3 4 2
word on the street is this new star wars is just a rehash of ep4
this beeriod will not stop lads
>>52307634
Hop on the cross for us la
>>52307741
yeh its true
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/video-swap-drivers-motorway-snapchat-10619706
Pakis
>>52307616
so that's a no? I hate it when fucking muslims do this shit
you either believe and practice, which makes you a muslim or you don't
really need a poo but im expecting a phone call any minute now
>>52307791
I don't even get how muslims CAN practise, you can only blow yourself up once
>>52307818
take the phone in with you, silly billy
>>52307791
yeah nah i agree. i'd say muslim in name only
i believe in Allah but not too keen on the whole thing with the religion.
But yeah man
>tfw no gf
Lads, I need help, I can't stop posting Star Wars spoilers (Han Solo is killed by his son BTW).
I've been doing it on 4chan, reddit, Facebook and Twitter for like 30 hours without sleep and it triggers nerds so hard, every time I think about stopping I get an angry response or a death threat from some arsemad neckneard and I carry on.
HAN SOLO DIES
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>>52307857
nobody likes you
m8 just posted a status about emailing lego to make more lego relating to islam. SO MANY FUCKIN LIKES
>Hi
Just had an idea and you don't need to involve me in this as I don't have drawings or designs (not that you'd necessarily want to use this idea) but, if you could make some Lego involving the Muslim culture and/or(probably 'all' in the same set) other religions to inform people/kids of the amazing lessons they can teach and how everyone is equal. I personally am not religious by the way. Obviously there would be some issues with people thinking your pushing ideological views upon youths. It's just I do feel you, being a big influence upon the younger population, can be quite effective in teaching our up and coming generations the value of appreciating others views whilst keeping it within the realms of entertainment and joy. Take this message how you will, probably discard it which is understandable. But hopefully consider the possibility of making educational 'building blocks' for fast approaching conflicts that will try to tear us apart funderrateother(<meant to say 'from each other'<). When you and other gigantic corporations possess the ability to change our destination from incarcernation within cages we set around ourselves to proliferation of the race of humans you and every rational being knows we can be. Ps I said educational building blocks but l do know you make these amazing 'toys' for kids that actually provide underrated essential tools for learning. Love you Lego, I will forever Play Well
A Completely, Utterly, Entirely, Whole Heartedly, Satisfied Customer
>>52307818
You can shit while on the phone senpai
Do you lads do x's on your crimbo cards? Have to write in my sister's card who lives in Scotland but not sure what to write is Merry Christmas love from anon xxx suitable?
>>52307900
To be fair, exploding lego sounds sweet
>>52307857
You're a cunt
>>52307847
All you have to do is find yourself a muslim qt
>>52307627
The pains of being patrician
>>52307913
>x's to your sister
wew lad
>>52307913
You wanna fuck your sister mate?
>>52307913
no senpai that is what girls do
just write 'Love Me' and then maybe put some cute affectionate common reference from your childhood in the message family
>>52307913
too many Xs
XXX = gf/wive
XX = family/cousins
X = drug dealer
fuck
Anyone who 'cares' about Star Wars in 2015 and makes it out to be some religious experience is a fucking pretender. The reality is that none of us were alive for the releases of the originals, none of us lived through the hype then or have any first hand experience of what it was like to go through it all back then.
All that the 'nerds' today have, is what their dad's told them to get excited about and what they have to pretend to be hyped about in order to fit in to their moronic subculture; where being a 'nerd' and liking 'geeky hobbies' becomes some sort of identity. It's all a big load of wank.
>>52307889
>>52307917
Mmmmmm nooo please stop, this feels too good, I'm going to be up for another hour now posting spoilers
>>52307942
>just write 'Love Me'
>>52307953
>>52307942
>>52307941
>>52307937
WEW. What the fuck do I write?
>>52307953
>X = drug dealer
like ummmm ... nice try sweetheart x :)
>>52307929
>sufjan stevens
>patrician
hahahahaahahahahah
wait, hol up, hol up
hahaahahah hahaahahhahaahahahahahah hahaahahhahaahahahahahah hahaahahahahahah hahaahahhah hahaahahhahaahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>52307981
xoxo pal
or LOL
>>52307994
>le contrarian 4chan man meme
>>52307996
>LOL
heh LOTS OF LOVE your grandma died LOL.
>>52307969
it's just a fucking movie and some of us would rather not have the plot spoiled before we watch it... why's it a big deal?
>>52307924
this is the problem, I'm not religious or culturally involved enough for a traditional one.
I'm not white enough for an ex-muslim
>>52307981
Just fucking do a man card
"DEAR X
>pre-written message
FROM Y"
Sufijan Stevens is normie pleb-tier Radio 6 All Songs Considered dogshit desu.
>>52307969
Most people watched them when they were little kids, you fucking hipster
You don't have to have been born in the 70s to be a fan
Besides, why spoil a film just to prove you don't give a fuck? Pretty sad
>>52307972
Kill yourself you fedora-tipping nihilist loser. I bet no one enjoys being around you irl
>>52307763
wow then, the absolute madmen over at Star wars inc. hahaha
theyll be making a killing off it
>>52307978
i mean Love 'name'
but fruedian impulse
>>52308015
Haven't saw or talked to her in two years that'd be a bit grim.
>>52308011
>I'm not religious or culturally involved enough for a traditional one.
fake it
>>52308026
>Finding out that le old space man dies makes him sperg out
>Being THIS much of a triggered nerd
I've felt this way before
So insecure
CRAWLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>52308045
Are you just trying to convince me to not go after white girls?
Well 2bh white girls are worst girls imo ngl, so dw family.
>>52308010
>>52308026
I'm not the guy who posted a few posts earlier about getting erect over spoiling the film; I haven't even seen it yet.
But you have no right to complain about being spoiled while browsing 4chan.
I hurt my back in work lads and they fired me
:(
>>52308074
Get your GP to write you a sick note and apply for disabilty lad. Fucking do it.
>>52308071
>But you have no right to complain about being spoiled while browsing 4chan.
How else am I going to spend my fucking time? I have no life outside this website
>>52308074
Who is going to operate those machines now?!
>>52308068
Nah, lad, you're not muslim so you're OK with me
I just assumed you were only attracted to other pakis because we're all attracted to people who look like us
>>52308106
nah fave girls going by looks are yellow ones.
Does anyone go on bluelight.org and go to threads about addiction and see the mess some people live? Reading about a guy who has been snorting 3 grams of speed a day everyday for 2 years.
>>52308074
injurylawyers4u
>>52308137
>thinks sufjan stevens is patrician
>uses reddit images
just kill yourself
>>52308100
No one said you couldn't browse 4chan or that it isn't a valid way for NEETs to spend their days. However you cannot browse here and expect not to be spoiled; you can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>52308129
I like going on Erowid and reading about some of the mad trips people have taking massive doses of weird obscure psychedelics
>>52308025
Don't talk shit about radio 6
Lauren laverne is my waifu
>this guy
"
So yestersay was my third time to inject heroin but been doing it (snorting only) the past two months. I have a friend administrate it to me because I'm not good at doing it myself and he has done the last two with no fluke and everything going perfectly fine. But yesterday when he was administrating it, he was in a rush and the injection site started getting a bump like he missed. I told him to take it out which he did and by then the shot was already all injected. The bump started getting big and I asked if he missed and he said no that blood came into the needle first and he registered the shot before giving it to me. I started panicking because I been reading for weeks on what happens when a person misses the vien and such. I started sweating and told him I needed to catch a breather and I got out of the car. That's when all I can recall was my friend was above me trying to wake me up and I was out Cold. I got back on my feet but then fell again and fainted for a few more seconds he said. After I came through, I got back into the car and felt fine, a bit shaken up but I felt good and the rush from the shot kicked in.
The bump almost disappeared. It's there but barely and it's a bit painful but nothing I can handle. No bruising or red patch and it's not itchy at all. My question is, did I overdose? I had taken the same amount as I have done the previous times. I snorted a bit before injecting so I can gauge the potency of the gear, but to be honest I'm still a newbie in all this so I can not rly tell except If I get high off the stuff or not. What I can say is the stuff was as good as the other stuff. Am I at a risk for anything to happen to me since then? It's been over twelve hours now but I can't sleep and keep thinking about what happened. I felt like I was going to the other side, the place of no return and kept praying in my head and swearing to myself I'll never do this again. "
>>52308169
I have a few mad trip reports on erowid. I've taken some weird drugs. The weirdest being datura, I hallucinated two burglars in my house walking out the back with my fridge, stuffing their faces with penguins. Then when I was lying down in bed I saw a giant spider in a nest in the corner of my room breeding and all of it's little eggs started to hatch.
Felt like killing myself.
>Sufijan Stevens? Of course I like him, I listened to his latest LP on BBC Radio 6 Music
>>52308239
Wouldn't last a day oin the skarch.
>>52308216
Well weird that is lad, were they stuffing their faces with penguins the birds or penguins the chocolate biccies?
>>52308243
>why yes I am partial to a bit of field recording
t. you
good morning everyone.
>doing any drugs apart from nicotine, caffeine and alcohol
>>52308270
Biccies. Also smoked imaginary joints with dead people.
If you've ever stayed up for 3 plus days it's a bit like that, pure delirium.
>>52308277
'Morning.
>>52308273
>he doesn't listen to musique concrete
pleb
don't like pakis desu lads
>i only take harmful substances if they are government sanctioned
>>52308298
>another reddit image
haahahahahahaha, are you the same austrian who listens to house ''''''''''''music'''''''''''' too?
>>52307845
answer the phone whilst having a poo? jesus christ no you degenerate
in any case i've recieved it now so its all good
mum just asked if I'm interested in boys
>Why yes, I do enjoy the music of Sufijan Stevens, in fact I'm going to see him on his large international stadium tour. I first heard his music on a Red Bull advert. I like the fact that he's so obscure and patrician, you'd never hear his music played on Radio 1, only niche stations like NPR and Radio 6 that true patricians listen to.
>>52308340
what did you say
>>52308340
Tell her you wish to be the little girl
wanking is just a depressing chore now
>>52308360
changed the subject
tfw she knows
>>52308362
bit gay
>>52308216
I'd love to try that. Stupidest thing I did was take 1200ug al-lad, which gave me the ability to pause time, and inanimate objects floated around the house following me, lightning struck inside my room, I could communicate back and forwards in time on the acid frequency and some gods hovered over to extract acid energy from my body.
>>52308367
i know this feel very well
>>52308367
this
so its treason then
>>52308367
Spice it up then
>tfw for normies, sex becomes a depressing chore.
don't need any drugs to feel good lads
Happy to be alive because of Jun desu lads.
>>52308340
nothing wrong with that, just bee yourself.
fell asleep with the candles burning last night, room smells strongly of fresh linen
>>52308399
You can find datura anywhere lad. Probably growing in your back garden right now. Look it up.
I advise against it though, if you want a similar experience but not as intense try 750mgs of DPH (the shit in nytol).
I know that feeling of pausing time when I snorted 25i and 25c I had the same feeling.
Never had Al-lad, had 1p-lsd and lsz though.
>>52308425
Thesss senate
>>52308432
>feel good lads
bit gay that
>>52308386
there's nothing wrong with being an arse bandit desu
>>52308426
actually tried stuff like this before but it never worked. Guess I needed a better lubricant.
>All the management jobs advertised in my area need very specific experience that I don't have.
This is fucking ridiculous. How is someone supposed to have 2 years experience in the HVAC and heating controls industry as a manager? That's so fucking specific.
I'm an experienced manager but in the Utilities supply industry.
>>52308445
My room smells of damp and mould. My nose is constantly itchy.
>>52308332
haha yes
It's a pretty sad world we live in when some American businessman-turned-presidential candidate cares more about our people than our own leaders.
Hell, its not even that he's out to save Europe but he's the only one that points out the problems. Yet our own leaders clamber over each other to defend their multicultural "utopia" to the point where they simply ignore what is going on in their streets. Our leaders betray our people, betray our police, our police have even had to cling to Trumps legs because our leaders won't even admit there is a problem. Our leaders lie and ignore, jump on the bandwagon of calling trump names, cutting off ties with a billionaire, burning bridges with a potential American president, all for 5 seconds of good boy points and media sound bites? It's depressing.
Fuck, even our own people do this too. Is Britain/Europe even worth saving at this point?
>>52308458
Except AIDs and ending your family lineage
Story of a guy walking off a heart attack after smoking too much crack.
Scary Biscuits:
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=22385
>>52308447
don't do drugs lads.
do anime.
>>52308447
holy fuck... did a quick google search and recognized the plant instantly. shall definitely give that one a go
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause
>>52308452
yeah but nothing beats eating a good dinner
or going down a hill on your bike
or listening to your favourite track on youtube 2bh
don't need drugs or friends to enjoy those things
>>52308466
I use spit+E45, works a treat. Even better if you put the lube and the glove on the radiator for a bit.
>>52308480
most of us are going to end our family lineage anyway :^)
>>52308495
Why not both?
>>52308500
Yee if you can find these spiky balls just rip them open and take the seeds, can't remember how many seeds you have to eat though. You can die by eating too many so be cautious.
>>52308467
It's what happens when you oversaturated the jobs market with mass immigration. There is unemployment as it is, doesn't help when even more people are in the pool. Basic supply and demand.
Not only that but making degrees and qualifications useless by opening universities up to just anyone as well as useless degrees, increasing the amount of people getting them thus devaluing them
>>52308519
Don't know how you're okay with that tbH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDGWxEdf6Q
>amerishites
>>52308540
Apparentlly shitting your trunks is common in southern america, they even have a term for it.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swamp+ass
>>52308487
probably a panic attack 2bh
you medically can't 'walk off' cardiac arrest my man
>>52308538
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A spokesperson for Mr Trump’s business group however responded that Mr Salmond was “a has-been and totally irrelevant”
The Trump Organisation spokesperson also made a reference to a recent painting unveiling that Mr Salmond had attended, arguing that the SNP MP should “go back to doing what he does best – unveiling pompous portraits of himself that pander to his already overinflated ego”.
>>52308538
why would i have 3d child with 3d woman. this is not going to happen. even if i wanted it to happen, that's not me.
>>52308566
His extremities and arms and legs were numb and cold definitely more than a panic attack.
>>52308540
>>52308564
they just can't help themselves
>>52308508
This is a really upsetting post, please delete it?
>>52308598
What in the WORLD
>>52308523
oh, it's atropine... on second thoughts, fuck it
>>52308598
What the fuck is this
>>52308569
>the SNP MP should “go back to doing what he does best – unveiling pompous portraits of himself that pander to his already overinflated ego”.
Lads, what's stopping a person just saying they have a degree from some foreign country, saying that they went there to study?
And even if asked to produce said degree you could easily make a fake one yourself on photoshop.
Do you really think they would phone up the university to check the records if you say you studied in America or South Africa?
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
Just had some cold water and I felt it chilling my organs on the way down
Mental
im a creep
im a weirdo
what the hell am i doing here
i dont belong here
doing a wank
>>52308649
>Do you really think they would phone up the university to check the records if you say you studied in America or South Africa?
yes
>>52308664
>i dont belong here
correct. piss off jf.
>>52308671
>wank
>watch porn
>jealous that they guy has access to such beautiful woman
>jealous that the woman is getting paid alot to have sex
>>52308654
Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ix9yfoDHJw
>>52308678
Well I know for a fact the company I work for doesn't even phone up and ask for references from old jobs.
went to the jobcentre for the first time and got a £70 parking ticket jfmsu
>>52308612
Take the poo to the loo my friend.
gave the cat a tour of some of my house then she went and hid again haha
>>52308709
errytime
>>52308719
If you said you had your degree from some Uni in South America then either they're going to check it out or that Uni isn't reputable in the first place
>>52308709
gets worse when you realise most of the girls are younger than you and they're just going to stay that young while you get older
http://www.theguardian.com/higher-education-network/2015/dec/18/my-students-have-paid-9000-and-now-they-think-they-own-me
think of the poor academics lads ;_:
>Mention the other day that one of my staff is trying to apply for a £30,000 a year job internally without telling me
>She's completely unfit for the role but she's a compulsive liar and attractive so I could see herself worming her way into the role
>She's got my boss wrapped around her little finger and he tells me to write her a reference so she could apply.
>Have a conversation with my other boss today
>She just says "If you don't want her to apply just flat out refuse her, your her boss".
Might apply for it myself haha
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time to make breakfast desu lads
got a bum that NEEDS spanking
>>52308760
Then how do people who say they have a masters degree from Islamabad polytechnic, or university of central Somalia manage to get away with it?
>>52308710
>Chanting praises to Avalokitesvara
>A fucking Boddhisattva
waste of time, praise the substance that underlies reality, not a mere celestial deity.
>Excuse me. I'd just like to inform you that there ARE indeed parties like S-club parties.
>>52308786
>make yourself an enemy for life
>she easily surpasses you in a few years anyway via a different route
>suddenly turns your life into an exhibition of extreme cuckoldry
You reap what you sow.
>>52308776
To be honest, that's kinda a good feel sometimes. Like you always know there's always hot new girls.
>waste of time, praise the substance that underlies reality, not a mere celestial deity.
>>52308825
stop being so degenerate.
>>52308825
you been a naughty boy?
>>52308777
ARROGANT
>Wrote 'WHORE' in big letters on my back in permanent marker just above my bum to make a porn video where I was riding a dildo sucked onto my wall :$
>Forgot all about it
>Few days later, in the kitchen reaching for a glass right at the back of the cupboard
>Jumper rides up my back
>Mum says "what's that you've got on your back, love?"
>"n-nothing"
>mfw she definitely read it
>>52308877
:3
post vid?
I no longer concern myself with the territory-status games of lesser humans
>>52308719
Same. For my current job I lied and said I have a BA from a Dutch university (I don't) and they never checked.
>>52308841
I'm going to sack her soon.
are beards still fashionable, lads?
>>52308893
Heh, don't want to get b& but it's on 4chan if you know where to look :3
>>52308921
what's fashionable now?
i want to be ahead of the 2016 trends so i can become a normie or at least look like one
>>52308911
no one man should have all that power
>not seeing star wars till the 22nd
I know I'm going to get spoiled desu
>>52308942
just link us
links to porn aren't against the rules on blueboards
>>52308942
you won't get banned just post a link silly!
haven't eaten since last night
>>52308950
the death star blows up
>>52308944
short back and sides
>>52308912
yeah
Beards make some people look a lot better desu like David Mitchell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhFTgoYPWUs
>>52308965
>>52308968
Actually too shy. :P
>>52309018
don't do this to me
I have my knob out and everything
>yfw this guy was voiced by Brian Blessed
>>52309018
cool fabrication my man
>>52308969
Good joke
Who here /stubblemasterrace/
Beards are for fedoras and benders, clean shaven is for children and low-test manginas.
>>52309037
>gif
fuck off
didn't even watch any anime last night lads, that makes me a bit sad actually. but i know that just posting anime brings such joy to so many people.
Just going to post a quick 10/10 (Ayano) and go make some yakisoba.
>>52309057
>being a twat
fuck off
>>52308946
People shouldn't have the power to sack shitty employees?
>>52309055
i like stubble but i think it looks too messy to go to work with it
just did a cry for the first time in like 5 years
>>52309065
only watched 2 episodes last night hoping to watch some more today
canNOT wait desu
>>52308830
Are you the same monk lad that was here a few days ago? Recommend me some documentaries or such on Kundalini or something.
>>52309078
no you right wing pig
she's a human being
>>52309065
>making yakisoba
My lad. Best lunch when you're lazy
>>52309082
Unlucky, I'm a student and have a part time job where it doesn't matter what I look like so I can get away with it.
>>52309055
what you probably look like
>/stubblemasterrace/
GF faxed this
>>52308974
Beards can also look like shit. see: every nu-male ever
FUCKING HELL
>>52309159
>>52309159
>>52309159
http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/52309159/ayyyyy-lmao52309159
>>52309153
FONT
i swear this girl in my lecture has added every hot girl in the lecture hall.
fucking cheerleader effect ini
>>52309130
Not really mate no
>>52309188
that man is out of control
is there anyone who can stop him?
>not being part of the extra flags sekrit klub
>>52309201
Good 120 minutes
>>52309234
>not being part of the extra flags sekrit klub but posting without flags on
>why yes, i've installed the extra flags add-on
What's the hottest religion out there right now lads?
>>52309253
devious twat
>>52309234
They have their own chatroom now and everything
>>52309257
Gnosticism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism
>>52309257
Mormonism
>>52309257
think there is one about volcanoes somehwere
>>52309257
Atheism
>>52309257
Sunni Islam, bro
>>52309234
>lol! look at my flag! aren't i unique! haha! please pay attention to me! cornwall! hampshire! haha! the "principality" of sealand!!!! haha!!
wish you pseudo tripfags would fuck off desu
can't wait for the extra flags gimmick to end
>>52309274
fuck off brum
>>52309257
Church of the SubGenius
Going for food lads, what do you reckon I should get from Sainsburys?
Inspire me
>>52309309
#Jealous #NotInOurClub #Outsider
>>52307389
http://www.boots.com/en/Neutrogena-T-Gel-Therapeutic-Shampoo-125ml_867575/
this is helpful
>>52309095
monk lad?
I'm not a monk or else I wouldn't be here.
Do you mean, same lad who was posting about this stuff before? Yes I am.
>Kundalini
Yoga-Kundalini Upanishad scripture or the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali
>>52309320
Literally not brum
>>52309309
please respect the Hampshire coalition of anime.
>>52309330
basics curry sauce
>>52309309
>t. wales
Alri lads
just got out the cold shower, bit chilly desu!
jannys on the prowl lads
took a aussie dick thread less than 2 minutes to get trashed
>following a non western religion
Cuck as fuck
>I use extra flags so I can flirt with the two girls who use it, one of whom lives on a different continent and one of whom is a dyke
>>52309342
are you white?
>>52309342
>Yoga-Kundalini Upanishad scripture or the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali
Good shout cheers monklad.
>tfw no bow-legged yank gf
>>52309386
no such thing as a western religion anymore. christianity is near eastern. your ancestors converted to christianity and lost their original pagan western religions
>>52309382
Thanks for the warning, Hebro
unironically wearing an atletico madrid shirt right now
>>52309330
buy a bag of kale, whack it all on a baking tray, drizzle with olive oil and salt, bake on gas 6 for about 8 minutes and you have rather nice snack
good afternoon lads
>>52309393
Nah polynesian.
here is a translation (therefore somewhat unreliable) of said scripture:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/tmu/tmu32.htm
there are several others too.
>>52309443
afternoon lad
>Tfw in brum visiting family
Damn bro you got bare muslim brothers here feels like I'm back in Pakistan you get me.
>>52309367
want a hug to warm up?
>>52309435
Fuck off Joe Rogan.
>>52309465
kale crisps are actually very nice 2bh
fucking hungry but feel like if i eat i will be sick
>>52309465
literally who
>>52309449
1. how are you in the UK? i've literally never met a polynesian in my life and I live in london
2. how did a polynesian get into this hindu stuff?
>>52309481
So try and be sick and you'll end up eating
>>52309443
afternoon
>>52309455
ok
haul away you rolling kings
to me heave away haul away
haul away you hear me sing
were bound for south australia
>tfw you'll never be as good looking as this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I94w30LszoQ
>>52309508
>how are you in the UK?
doesn't matter
>i've literally never met a polynesian in my life
>get into this hindu stuff?
why is plato read outside of greece?
>>52309481
Drink a lot of water, most of the time when you are hungry your body is telling you to drink water because it helps with your stomach eating itself.
>>52309547
very very fedora.
>>52309531
>retruding maxilla
>negative canthal tilt
>weak zygomas
hahahaha, he's a 7/10 at best
no one can beat Sean O'Pry and David Gandy
There is literally nothing wrong with meditation
>>52309562
don't reply to limpdicki, you'll only encourage his autistic behaviour
>>52309547
>doesn't matter
bit rude. simple question. here in the UK we tend to ask questions like that to get to know one another. don't be so evasive you suspicious tit.
>>52309547
I'm not being rude. Sorry if I came across the wrong way. I'm just surprised by you
And to be fair, not many people IRL read Plato. The people who do read Greek philosophers are doing so because western philosophy can be traced back to the Greeks. Indian philosophy is a completely different branch and not many non-Indians get into it.
>>52309547
>outside of
Fuck off yank
girl here ama
What's that really nice instrument that'salways in chinese music? Can't explain it but it's very harmonious.
Can anyone find me more music with this instrument:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edju8Ku9Pyg
qt died during the night :(
ok im off lads.
going gym
>>52309607
He's probably here illegally
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>52309645
wow, she is cute
give her a proper burial, mate
>>52309645
Hello Monkey.
>>52309649
Have fun
>>52309633
it's called an Erhu
in the title mate
>>52309645
poor little bunny
>>52309144
what am i looking at?
>There is literally nothing wrong with meditation
>>52309633
says the instruments name in the title you stupid shite
>>52309645
Aww mate I'm sorry to hear that.
>>52309628
what should I get from greggs?
also do you fancy a shag?
>>52309562
>retruding maxilla
fair enough
>negative canthal tilt
shut up for fuck sake, literally m8
>weak zygomas
that not even an objective thing.
>sean o'pry
lols
>david the jew nose gandy
mega lols
>>52309633
erhu
or the pipa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyoH2FhWlC8
>>52309701
mexican chicken baguette
and yeah why not
>>52309633
Maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSOMAj0yjk
They have loads of instruments we don't have desu
>>52309679
>>52309695
>>52309714
>>52309725
wew appreciate it lads.
>>52309725
fuck off ben hedges
>>52309718
lads look I did it
i'm going to finally lose my virginity haha waheyyyyyy
they were right, all you had to do was bee yourself
>>52309531
Nah probably not as good looking, but I reckon I can still get the "same level" of girl as he could desu
>>52309714
>Poo
haha!
>>52309633
not what your asking for but Shugo Tokumaru is a bit similar, you might like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-WM-x__BOk
>>52309755
Yes this is very nice, yes yes I like.
>>52309755
>Shugo Tokumaru
VERY good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2F-_1lYvM
lads someone teach me how to play guitar
haha
someone buy me a pick too because i lost all mine
homestory cup starts again soon lads.
>>52309782
What?
>>52309752
yeah but whilst he's shagging that level of girl every time he goes out, you have to be a beta little bitch and pretend to like her personality for a couple of months before you see some titties
>>52309782
hope MC does well desu
>>52309702
>shut up for fuck sake, literally m8
It's true. The only good thing about his eyes are his eyelid hoods and brow ridge
>that not even an objective thing.
Of course it is. If he had stronger zygomas, his face would look wider and more masculine. He looks feminine, as he is now. His fwhR and EME are shit too.
>laughing at O'Pry and Gandy
You've proven you know nothing. Gandy in his prime wipes the floor with all current male models.
Keep coping
>>52309779
literally 0 point in trying to pick up brand new skills after the age of about 12-13
you will never master them you will always be mediocre
>>52309799
starcraft
>>52309828
but he's retired lad.
>>52309850
bad lad, delete this.
it's never too late to learn a musical instrument. it might be harder to stay disciplined but practice is practice. if you stay dedicated you'll see results.
might attempt a new thread again
Seriously lads, that Tabasco hot sauce the yanks make is bang on. Been adding to my beans on toast of late and it has really increased my enjoyment.
>>52309853
he still streams though
he's got an easy group so i unironically think he has a chance to advance
stephano's gonna get munched though desu
anime thread next pease
>>52309885
when have you ever seen a famous musician that only started learning to play in their 20s
>>52309897
Not as bang on as you've been banging on about it
>>52309853
delete! !!!
>>52309850
unironically used to be a master of guitar when i was a kid but i've not touched it in years
played with it a bit last night it's fun
used to have an amp too but i don't know where that is anymore
>>52309920
kek
>>52309920
I've made like two posts about it. That's directly proportional to it's bang on-ness.
>>52309918
when did he say he wants to be a famous musician? fuck off with your retarded straw man arguments
>>52309955
>>52309955
>>52309955
new lads
might do a gta 5
>>52309850
I started playing bass at 16 and I'm pretty good m8, then again I've been really musical and able to pick up instruments quickly.
>>52309842
lols, you're actually correct.
I disagree with Gandy and O'Pry but yeah, looking at the la' I posted now, you're 100% correct lols. However I think the worst feature about him is his over mandible, if it was a centimeter shorter his zygomas would suit well.
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