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Bi' 'old out edition.
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who /sheev/ here
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anime
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>>52306954
blaming the hangover desu
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>>52306986
Its over. I have the ground.
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han solo dies
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>I live outside yorkshire
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>>52306989
>that pic

My willy is wewing
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>>>/fit/35293440
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H a n s o l o
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>>52306972
>>52307002
how shit must your blood flow be to take 10 minutes to get hard
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>>52307014
x_x
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>H a n s o l o
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>>52307018
>not living inthe most crime riddled and poverty stricken area of the UK

Posh cunts out.

>>52307028
With all the walking he does you'd think he'd have a good blood flow
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>>52307014
#grow up
#goodtwohours
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>>52307052
must've been a bit cold out
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>>52307064
audible jej
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>>52307028
fuck off you newfag you know fuck all
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Grown adults actually believe this bollocks:

>Pope Francis has recognised a second miracle attributed to Mother Teresa, clearing the way for the Roman Catholic nun to be made a saint next year.

>The miracle involved the healing of a Brazilian man with several brain tumours in 2008, the Vatican said.
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friendzoned yet agian lads haha
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>>52307028
amphetamines maybe
would also explain the 2 hours bit
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#LisickiObese
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>fuck off you newfag you know fuck all
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i was in the 212
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>>52307085
Grown adults actually believe the universe created itself.
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>>52307105
I'mma eat your food up boo
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>Grown adults actually believe this bollocks
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>>52306986
UNLIMITED POWAH
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>>52307116
guess that cunts getting eaten
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me
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>I will spoil Star Wars for all those lowly insects who actually enjoy it. Ha! Anyone who actually enjoys spaceshit is utterly beneath me. I only watch the finest cinéma myself
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>>52307129
but you do like to slumber don't you
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>>52307144
imma ruin you cunt
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>I watch Star Wars
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>He judged that the curing of an Indian woman suffering from an abdominal tumour was the result of the supernatural intervention of the late Mother Teresa - a claim challenged by Indian rationalists.

the pope should be executed and the vatican bombed to a crater
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>>52307160
what you gon' do when I appear
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>>52307173
bitch the end of your life are near
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>>52307144
Fuck em like you do want to cum
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What's your dick like homie
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mother theresa was a fraud, lying cunt bitch hope she's in hell.
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>>52307180
cock lickin' in the water by the blue bayou

>>52307181
caught the warm goo in your doorag too, son?
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>>52307105
EVERYONE FROM THE 3-1-3 PUTS YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP AND FOLLOW ME
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Morning, friends :)
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>>52307200
tell your bitch to keep hating
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>the pope should be executed and the vatican bombed to a crater
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I eat my dinner in my bathtub
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>>52307200
tell your crew don't front, I'm a hoodlum

>>52307223
nigga you know you were too, once
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>mother theresa was a fraud, lying cunt bitch hope she's in hell.
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bloody listening to it again
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Who are you bitch, new lunch?
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I fucking hate Lisicki so much
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nigga you a coolaid dood
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b-b-b-b-b-baby cakes
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>>52307282
>Falling for the troll
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>>52307301
He's not a troll, he's genuinely a colossal cunt
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bitch I'm in the 212 with the 5th cocked nigga it's the 2 1 zoo, fuck you gon' do?
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Waiting in the hostel lads

Very bored
Fat comedown n all
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>>52307316
a bit of both
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>>52307316
Of course he is you mong
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Asian so have trouble getting a gf lads
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Unironically don't mind lisicki. In the way same way that you pitied the little nerd that got bullied at school.

Giv' us a 'ug lad.
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still haven't come to terms with mourinho being sacked
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>>52307342
Rasheed
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>>52307346
Some kids don't deserve to be bullied but some absolutely do
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>>52307342
What's your dick like homie, what are you into?
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Would have killed myself due to these withdrawals if it wasn't for Suftjan Stevens. Cheers to whoever it was who get me into him
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>Lisicki is a real person
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>>52305750
>>52305750
>>52305750

>this thread is still up
Has janny finally lost it lads?
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We should do a /brit/ Sings, Youtube video.

I nominate Johnny Cash - Hurt as the song we all sing.

Thoughts?
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CANT STOP WONT STOp
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Getting a haircut when you have scalp psoriasis is pretty unpleasant
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>>52307364
>Sufijan Stevens
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>>52307382
Fucking love that aussie so much, have him on steam. Chronic shitposter. How many countries has he bullied to death?
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>>52307384
maybe tonight, feeling sick again desu and need some more drinks in me
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GET IT STRAIGHT FROM SELCO

SELCO!
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>>52307363
6'5 2bh, I have yellow fever but I would go for any 6+ girl at this point
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just realised that i don't see many bosnia flags about these days lads
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>>52307382
there isnt a /int/ janny in the morning im pretty sure
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>>52307413
Why you procrastinate girl?
You got a lot but you just waste all yourself
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>>52307364
>tfw he's playing here in 3 months
>first time in 5 years
>didn't know
>tickets still available
>$100 each
>none of my friends even know who he is

what do i fucking do reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>52307382
Bants
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http://strawpoll.me/6298379
http://strawpoll.me/6298379
http://strawpoll.me/6298379

SUPER IMPORTANT LIFE CHANGING POLL. GET IN NOW!!
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>>52307413
>I would go for any 6+ girl at this point
wow mate really low standards there
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>>52307438
go la
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>>52307438
Punch pleb friends
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>>52307413
What kind of Asian? Asia's huge, you numpty
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>>52307438
go alone faggot
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>>52307433
what
i mean 6 and a half inch long benis
>>52307455
i mean i would settle for some 4 and 5s but that is far more by a case-by-case basis.
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>>52307454
i watched both

art attack was better desu
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>all these art attack plebs

lmao @ ur lives, just lmao
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There's a pulse on my eye, like literally on my eye.

What does this mean? Some sort of vitamin deficiency?
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>>52307480
see
>>52307349
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>>52307490
so you'd settle for SOME average and slightly below average girls?

your standards are probably still too high
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>>52307454
SMwank fans on suicide watch
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>>52307519
Are you Muslim, bruv?
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>>52307559
54231
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>>52307520
>Tfw some 4/10 liked me
>Tfw rejected her

>Tfw dilemma of is it 'settle' for someone you're not actually attracted to just to stave off the lack of intimacy
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>>52307559
5 4 1 3 2
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OFFICIAL MALE RACE POWER RANKINGS

1. BLACK

POWER GAP

9001. WHITE
9002. EAST ASIAN
9003. SLAV

POWER GAP

900001. SPIC

POWER GAP

90000000001. PAKI/ARAB/INDIAN
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>>52307559
1, 4, 3, 5, 2

1's legs are amazing.
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>>52307589
>>52307599
>not picking 3 first
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>>52307535
non-practicing and my parents also don't really practice.

a devout muslim might even say 'You ain't no muslim bruv' to me
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>>52307559
4,3,1,5,2
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>>52307458
>>52307483
you lads reckon?

i'm really keen for it. if it wasn't $100 a ticket i'd buy two and hope someone would go with me but $200 is a decent bit of moolah to drop 2bh.

>>52307473
oh m8 you have no idea
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>The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have announced the nursery Prince George is to attend alongside the release of a new photograph of their family.

How fascinating. Not. Put them all in the gulag.
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>>52307613
2s legs are top but her face lets her down tbH

>>52307614
Nah mate
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>>52307609
>Arabs
>that low

actually they sort of group with spics.

and east asians are definitely down there with pakis and indians
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>>52307634
CAMBRIDGE MENTIONED
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>>52307634
can't they afford a nanny?
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>>52307559
1 5 3 4 2
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word on the street is this new star wars is just a rehash of ep4
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this beeriod will not stop lads
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>>52307634
Hop on the cross for us la
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>>52307741
yeh its true
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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/video-swap-drivers-motorway-snapchat-10619706

Pakis
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>>52307616
so that's a no? I hate it when fucking muslims do this shit

you either believe and practice, which makes you a muslim or you don't
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really need a poo but im expecting a phone call any minute now
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>>52307791
I don't even get how muslims CAN practise, you can only blow yourself up once
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>>52307818
take the phone in with you, silly billy
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>>52307791
yeah nah i agree. i'd say muslim in name only

i believe in Allah but not too keen on the whole thing with the religion.

But yeah man
>tfw no gf
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Lads, I need help, I can't stop posting Star Wars spoilers (Han Solo is killed by his son BTW).

I've been doing it on 4chan, reddit, Facebook and Twitter for like 30 hours without sleep and it triggers nerds so hard, every time I think about stopping I get an angry response or a death threat from some arsemad neckneard and I carry on.

HAN SOLO DIES
A
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S
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L
O

D
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>>52307857
nobody likes you
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m8 just posted a status about emailing lego to make more lego relating to islam. SO MANY FUCKIN LIKES

>Hi
Just had an idea and you don't need to involve me in this as I don't have drawings or designs (not that you'd necessarily want to use this idea) but, if you could make some Lego involving the Muslim culture and/or(probably 'all' in the same set) other religions to inform people/kids of the amazing lessons they can teach and how everyone is equal. I personally am not religious by the way. Obviously there would be some issues with people thinking your pushing ideological views upon youths. It's just I do feel you, being a big influence upon the younger population, can be quite effective in teaching our up and coming generations the value of appreciating others views whilst keeping it within the realms of entertainment and joy. Take this message how you will, probably discard it which is understandable. But hopefully consider the possibility of making educational 'building blocks' for fast approaching conflicts that will try to tear us apart funderrateother(<meant to say 'from each other'<). When you and other gigantic corporations possess the ability to change our destination from incarcernation within cages we set around ourselves to proliferation of the race of humans you and every rational being knows we can be. Ps I said educational building blocks but l do know you make these amazing 'toys' for kids that actually provide underrated essential tools for learning. Love you Lego, I will forever Play Well
A Completely, Utterly, Entirely, Whole Heartedly, Satisfied Customer
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>>52307818
You can shit while on the phone senpai
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Do you lads do x's on your crimbo cards? Have to write in my sister's card who lives in Scotland but not sure what to write is Merry Christmas love from anon xxx suitable?
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>>52307900
To be fair, exploding lego sounds sweet
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>>52307857
You're a cunt
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>>52307847
All you have to do is find yourself a muslim qt
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>>52307627
The pains of being patrician
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>>52307913
>x's to your sister
wew lad
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>>52307913
You wanna fuck your sister mate?
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>>52307913
no senpai that is what girls do

just write 'Love Me' and then maybe put some cute affectionate common reference from your childhood in the message family
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>>52307913
too many Xs

XXX = gf/wive
XX = family/cousins
X = drug dealer
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fuck
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Anyone who 'cares' about Star Wars in 2015 and makes it out to be some religious experience is a fucking pretender. The reality is that none of us were alive for the releases of the originals, none of us lived through the hype then or have any first hand experience of what it was like to go through it all back then.

All that the 'nerds' today have, is what their dad's told them to get excited about and what they have to pretend to be hyped about in order to fit in to their moronic subculture; where being a 'nerd' and liking 'geeky hobbies' becomes some sort of identity. It's all a big load of wank.
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>>52307889
>>52307917

Mmmmmm nooo please stop, this feels too good, I'm going to be up for another hour now posting spoilers
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>>52307942
>just write 'Love Me'
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>>52307953
>>52307942
>>52307941
>>52307937
WEW. What the fuck do I write?
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>>52307953
>X = drug dealer

like ummmm ... nice try sweetheart x :)
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>>52307929
>sufjan stevens
>patrician

hahahahaahahahahah

wait, hol up, hol up

hahaahahah hahaahahhahaahahahahahah hahaahahhahaahahahahahah hahaahahahahahah hahaahahhah hahaahahhahaahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>52307981
xoxo pal

or LOL
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>>52307994
>le contrarian 4chan man meme

>>52307996
>LOL
heh LOTS OF LOVE your grandma died LOL.
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>>52307969
it's just a fucking movie and some of us would rather not have the plot spoiled before we watch it... why's it a big deal?
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>>52307924
this is the problem, I'm not religious or culturally involved enough for a traditional one.

I'm not white enough for an ex-muslim
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>>52307981
Just fucking do a man card

"DEAR X
>pre-written message
FROM Y"
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Sufijan Stevens is normie pleb-tier Radio 6 All Songs Considered dogshit desu.
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>>52307969
Most people watched them when they were little kids, you fucking hipster

You don't have to have been born in the 70s to be a fan

Besides, why spoil a film just to prove you don't give a fuck? Pretty sad

>>52307972
Kill yourself you fedora-tipping nihilist loser. I bet no one enjoys being around you irl
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>>52307763
wow then, the absolute madmen over at Star wars inc. hahaha

theyll be making a killing off it
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>>52307978
i mean Love 'name'
but fruedian impulse
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>>52308015
Haven't saw or talked to her in two years that'd be a bit grim.
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>>52308011
>I'm not religious or culturally involved enough for a traditional one.
fake it
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>>52308026
>Finding out that le old space man dies makes him sperg out
>Being THIS much of a triggered nerd
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I've felt this way before
So insecure

CRAWLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>52308045
Are you just trying to convince me to not go after white girls?

Well 2bh white girls are worst girls imo ngl, so dw family.
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>>52308010
>>52308026
I'm not the guy who posted a few posts earlier about getting erect over spoiling the film; I haven't even seen it yet.

But you have no right to complain about being spoiled while browsing 4chan.
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I hurt my back in work lads and they fired me

:(
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>>52308074
Get your GP to write you a sick note and apply for disabilty lad. Fucking do it.
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>>52308071
>But you have no right to complain about being spoiled while browsing 4chan.

How else am I going to spend my fucking time? I have no life outside this website
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>>52308074
Who is going to operate those machines now?!
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>>52308068
Nah, lad, you're not muslim so you're OK with me

I just assumed you were only attracted to other pakis because we're all attracted to people who look like us
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>>52308106
nah fave girls going by looks are yellow ones.
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Does anyone go on bluelight.org and go to threads about addiction and see the mess some people live? Reading about a guy who has been snorting 3 grams of speed a day everyday for 2 years.
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>>52307994
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>>52308074
injurylawyers4u
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>>52308137
>thinks sufjan stevens is patrician
>uses reddit images

just kill yourself
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>>52308100
No one said you couldn't browse 4chan or that it isn't a valid way for NEETs to spend their days. However you cannot browse here and expect not to be spoiled; you can't have your cake and eat it too.
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>>52308129
I like going on Erowid and reading about some of the mad trips people have taking massive doses of weird obscure psychedelics
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>>52308025
Don't talk shit about radio 6
Lauren laverne is my waifu
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>this guy

"
So yestersay was my third time to inject heroin but been doing it (snorting only) the past two months. I have a friend administrate it to me because I'm not good at doing it myself and he has done the last two with no fluke and everything going perfectly fine. But yesterday when he was administrating it, he was in a rush and the injection site started getting a bump like he missed. I told him to take it out which he did and by then the shot was already all injected. The bump started getting big and I asked if he missed and he said no that blood came into the needle first and he registered the shot before giving it to me. I started panicking because I been reading for weeks on what happens when a person misses the vien and such. I started sweating and told him I needed to catch a breather and I got out of the car. That's when all I can recall was my friend was above me trying to wake me up and I was out Cold. I got back on my feet but then fell again and fainted for a few more seconds he said. After I came through, I got back into the car and felt fine, a bit shaken up but I felt good and the rush from the shot kicked in.

The bump almost disappeared. It's there but barely and it's a bit painful but nothing I can handle. No bruising or red patch and it's not itchy at all. My question is, did I overdose? I had taken the same amount as I have done the previous times. I snorted a bit before injecting so I can gauge the potency of the gear, but to be honest I'm still a newbie in all this so I can not rly tell except If I get high off the stuff or not. What I can say is the stuff was as good as the other stuff. Am I at a risk for anything to happen to me since then? It's been over twelve hours now but I can't sleep and keep thinking about what happened. I felt like I was going to the other side, the place of no return and kept praying in my head and swearing to myself I'll never do this again. "
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>>52308169
I have a few mad trip reports on erowid. I've taken some weird drugs. The weirdest being datura, I hallucinated two burglars in my house walking out the back with my fridge, stuffing their faces with penguins. Then when I was lying down in bed I saw a giant spider in a nest in the corner of my room breeding and all of it's little eggs started to hatch.

Felt like killing myself.
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>>52308148
>4u
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>Sufijan Stevens? Of course I like him, I listened to his latest LP on BBC Radio 6 Music
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>>52308239
Wouldn't last a day oin the skarch.
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>>52308216
Well weird that is lad, were they stuffing their faces with penguins the birds or penguins the chocolate biccies?
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>>52308243
>why yes I am partial to a bit of field recording

t. you
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good morning everyone.
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>doing any drugs apart from nicotine, caffeine and alcohol
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>>52308152
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>>52308270
Biccies. Also smoked imaginary joints with dead people.

If you've ever stayed up for 3 plus days it's a bit like that, pure delirium.

>>52308277
'Morning.
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>>52308273
>he doesn't listen to musique concrete

pleb
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don't like pakis desu lads
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>i only take harmful substances if they are government sanctioned
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>>52308298
>another reddit image

haahahahahahaha, are you the same austrian who listens to house ''''''''''''music'''''''''''' too?
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>>52307845
answer the phone whilst having a poo? jesus christ no you degenerate

in any case i've recieved it now so its all good
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mum just asked if I'm interested in boys
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>Why yes, I do enjoy the music of Sufijan Stevens, in fact I'm going to see him on his large international stadium tour. I first heard his music on a Red Bull advert. I like the fact that he's so obscure and patrician, you'd never hear his music played on Radio 1, only niche stations like NPR and Radio 6 that true patricians listen to.
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>>52308340
what did you say
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>>52308340
Tell her you wish to be the little girl
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wanking is just a depressing chore now
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>>52308360
changed the subject
tfw she knows

>>52308362
bit gay
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>>52308216

I'd love to try that. Stupidest thing I did was take 1200ug al-lad, which gave me the ability to pause time, and inanimate objects floated around the house following me, lightning struck inside my room, I could communicate back and forwards in time on the acid frequency and some gods hovered over to extract acid energy from my body.
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>>52308367
i know this feel very well
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>>52308367
this
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so its treason then
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>>52308367

Spice it up then

>tfw for normies, sex becomes a depressing chore.
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don't need any drugs to feel good lads
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Happy to be alive because of Jun desu lads.

>>52308340
nothing wrong with that, just bee yourself.
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fell asleep with the candles burning last night, room smells strongly of fresh linen
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>>52308399
You can find datura anywhere lad. Probably growing in your back garden right now. Look it up.

I advise against it though, if you want a similar experience but not as intense try 750mgs of DPH (the shit in nytol).

I know that feeling of pausing time when I snorted 25i and 25c I had the same feeling.

Never had Al-lad, had 1p-lsd and lsz though.

>>52308425
Thesss senate
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>>52308432
>feel good lads
bit gay that
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>>52308386
there's nothing wrong with being an arse bandit desu
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>>52308426
actually tried stuff like this before but it never worked. Guess I needed a better lubricant.
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>All the management jobs advertised in my area need very specific experience that I don't have.

This is fucking ridiculous. How is someone supposed to have 2 years experience in the HVAC and heating controls industry as a manager? That's so fucking specific.

I'm an experienced manager but in the Utilities supply industry.
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>>52308445
My room smells of damp and mould. My nose is constantly itchy.
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>>52308332
haha yes
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It's a pretty sad world we live in when some American businessman-turned-presidential candidate cares more about our people than our own leaders.
Hell, its not even that he's out to save Europe but he's the only one that points out the problems. Yet our own leaders clamber over each other to defend their multicultural "utopia" to the point where they simply ignore what is going on in their streets. Our leaders betray our people, betray our police, our police have even had to cling to Trumps legs because our leaders won't even admit there is a problem. Our leaders lie and ignore, jump on the bandwagon of calling trump names, cutting off ties with a billionaire, burning bridges with a potential American president, all for 5 seconds of good boy points and media sound bites? It's depressing.
Fuck, even our own people do this too. Is Britain/Europe even worth saving at this point?
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>>52308458
Except AIDs and ending your family lineage
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Story of a guy walking off a heart attack after smoking too much crack.

Scary Biscuits:
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=22385
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>>52308447
don't do drugs lads.

do anime.
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>>52308447
holy fuck... did a quick google search and recognized the plant instantly. shall definitely give that one a go
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So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause
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>>52308452
yeah but nothing beats eating a good dinner
or going down a hill on your bike
or listening to your favourite track on youtube 2bh

don't need drugs or friends to enjoy those things
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>>52308466

I use spit+E45, works a treat. Even better if you put the lube and the glove on the radiator for a bit.
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>>52308480
most of us are going to end our family lineage anyway :^)
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>>52308495
Why not both?

>>52308500
Yee if you can find these spiky balls just rip them open and take the seeds, can't remember how many seeds you have to eat though. You can die by eating too many so be cautious.
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>>52308467
It's what happens when you oversaturated the jobs market with mass immigration. There is unemployment as it is, doesn't help when even more people are in the pool. Basic supply and demand.
Not only that but making degrees and qualifications useless by opening universities up to just anyone as well as useless degrees, increasing the amount of people getting them thus devaluing them
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>>52308519
Don't know how you're okay with that tbH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDGWxEdf6Q

>amerishites
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>>52308540
Apparentlly shitting your trunks is common in southern america, they even have a term for it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swamp+ass
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>>52308487
probably a panic attack 2bh

you medically can't 'walk off' cardiac arrest my man
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>>52308538
FONT
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A spokesperson for Mr Trump’s business group however responded that Mr Salmond was “a has-been and totally irrelevant”

The Trump Organisation spokesperson also made a reference to a recent painting unveiling that Mr Salmond had attended, arguing that the SNP MP should “go back to doing what he does best – unveiling pompous portraits of himself that pander to his already overinflated ego”.
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>>52308538
why would i have 3d child with 3d woman. this is not going to happen. even if i wanted it to happen, that's not me.
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>>52308566
His extremities and arms and legs were numb and cold definitely more than a panic attack.
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>>52308540
>>52308564
they just can't help themselves
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>>52308508
This is a really upsetting post, please delete it?
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>>52308598
What in the WORLD
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>>52308523
oh, it's atropine... on second thoughts, fuck it
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>>52308598
What the fuck is this
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>>52308569
>the SNP MP should “go back to doing what he does best – unveiling pompous portraits of himself that pander to his already overinflated ego”.
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Lads, what's stopping a person just saying they have a degree from some foreign country, saying that they went there to study?

And even if asked to produce said degree you could easily make a fake one yourself on photoshop.

Do you really think they would phone up the university to check the records if you say you studied in America or South Africa?
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Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
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Just had some cold water and I felt it chilling my organs on the way down
Mental
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im a creep
im a weirdo
what the hell am i doing here
i dont belong here
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doing a wank
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>>52308649
>Do you really think they would phone up the university to check the records if you say you studied in America or South Africa?

yes
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>>52308664

>i dont belong here

correct. piss off jf.
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>>52308664
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>>52308671
>wank
>watch porn
>jealous that they guy has access to such beautiful woman
>jealous that the woman is getting paid alot to have sex
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>>52308654
Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ix9yfoDHJw
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>>52308678
Well I know for a fact the company I work for doesn't even phone up and ask for references from old jobs.
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went to the jobcentre for the first time and got a £70 parking ticket jfmsu
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>>52308612
Take the poo to the loo my friend.
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gave the cat a tour of some of my house then she went and hid again haha
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>>52308709
errytime
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>>52308719
If you said you had your degree from some Uni in South America then either they're going to check it out or that Uni isn't reputable in the first place
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>>52308709
gets worse when you realise most of the girls are younger than you and they're just going to stay that young while you get older
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http://www.theguardian.com/higher-education-network/2015/dec/18/my-students-have-paid-9000-and-now-they-think-they-own-me

think of the poor academics lads ;_:
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>Mention the other day that one of my staff is trying to apply for a £30,000 a year job internally without telling me
>She's completely unfit for the role but she's a compulsive liar and attractive so I could see herself worming her way into the role
>She's got my boss wrapped around her little finger and he tells me to write her a reference so she could apply.
>Have a conversation with my other boss today
>She just says "If you don't want her to apply just flat out refuse her, your her boss".

Might apply for it myself haha
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time to make breakfast desu lads
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got a bum that NEEDS spanking
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>>52308760
Then how do people who say they have a masters degree from Islamabad polytechnic, or university of central Somalia manage to get away with it?
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