classic /brit/ edition
janny
JAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
maisie.
nervous
Janny'll ban this one too
who here /madfriday/
the janitor
THE
Jan Etor
UNPAID
JUST
BLACK
BANGED
wonder who could have reported that thread haha
What shall I buy my mum for christmas 2bh lads?
BLOWN
/brit/ for brits
i dond ged itxdddddd
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>52318936
2cb
He's fat, he's round, he deletes every fucking thread, the janitor, the janitor.
>>52318944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYYodjNCMqs
>>52318948
>gif
fuck off
>>52318957
What was the name of this character again?
how many posts do you think this one will get?
1 week until christmas day lads
>>52318980
she's really tired in this video its a bit upsetting
>>52318936
4chan pass
Janny oh janny
>>52318974
She doesn't even drink alcohol so I think it'll be a bit of a challenge trying to get her to try unregulated psychedelic drugs, even if they are from her son.
>>52319006
excellent
Wahey!
>>52319020
she's always tired
that's why she has massive bags under her eyes
>>52318991
Dr Rotinaj
>>52319044
put it in her tea
>>52319079
she needs to rest her head on my lap desu
>>52319006
3, 2, 4, 1, 5
oooooh janny boooooy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>52318980
she wants my dick so badly, I can tell by the way she talks
fucked my ankle lads
>haven't wanked since Wednesday
>next allocated fap day is Sunday
waheyy
>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating /int/ 1 - Off-Topic, International Culture Only.
anyone seen pisshead paul lately?
getting a little worried lads
>>52319168
degenerates BTFO
just got a text from a girl
>>52319169
>temporarily
>>52318876
Me. Not going out though, just smashed at home.
still working on that door lad!!!
be back soon haha waheeeey!
Found an old encyclopaedia in my attic about the second World War. Might do a read lads. Did you know the Polish had 11 Cavalry Brigades and no motorised divisions?
>>52318876
going to have a quiet one desu
>>52319188
good post
>need to be able to type 60 WPM to apply for office role
>have no idea how fast that is but all the years I have sacrificed to my vidya should allow me BTFO these normie scum with my lightning hands
>can only type 46 WPM
How do we compare la's? I'm not really slow am I?
http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
let the process begin
>>52319201
your mum asking what you want for tea?
>>52319201
FONT
>he hasn't seen SWEVIITFA yet
>>52319168
fucking faggots
>>52319235
a lot of German forces weren't motorised either, much of the Wehrmacht's logistic chain was still horse-drawn throughout the war
>>52319256
get good
>>52319262
>>52319308
Watch out lad, the powers you meddle with are beyond your comprehension
drowning in my own filth
>>52319256
fuck sake you'll trigger the phantom
Gonna sit in a car park for 30 minutes and wait for me work friends to arrive because I didn't want to travel with them directly from work and I made up an excuse to not go with them
what a great thread, i wish the janny would interfere more often to improve /brit/
I came here to be a part of a unique and exciting community of talented introverts who support each other through counsel and free exchange of ideas.
Thank you for welcoming me into this group so amicably. I'm delighted to be here.
WHO DID THIS???
>>52319302
>much of the Wehrmacht's logistic chain was still horse-drawn throughout the war
they had flying horses?
>>52319355
looks like a willy
>>52319302
This seems to be referring mostly to the German army's composition during the Polish campaign. Apparently the Germans had 4 motorised divisions and only one cavalry brigade.
>>52319292
I have though
>>52319256
i can only just manage 55 WPM desu
>>52319256
not great tbqh.
yanks out
signed on today
bring on the bennies
>>52319385
>they had flying horses
what?
>>52319399
>>52319324
bit scared tbqhwy
I don't understand why the janny likes us to wait till page 7 before we make a new thread.
What fucking difference does it make? Seriously?
my mama don't like you and she likes everyone
>>52319450
maybe janny just doesnt like shit anime OPs :)
>>52319256
First attempt, I'm sure I can do better
just cracked the fingers lads
>>52319373
that was actually me a while ago desu
>>52318820
>>52319429
this is a hard-working strivers only thread please leave
>>52318981
nice transparency m80
free market is racism
>>52319516
no, you're just shit
fuckig noobs the lot of u
instasync my bitch up
>>52319516
Mavis Beacon is my copilot
>>52319450
power fantasy
janny sees us all as his pawns
Question time was savage last night, you lads should watch it if you missed it lmao.
>>52319515
>free market is racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
>>52319516
lol. isit. I tried again and scored slightly higher. Just sitting up with my laptop on the bed. i reckon at a desk with a real keyboard I'd be much quicker.. I keep spazzing out and pausing when I spell something wrong.
>>52319498
Dawid i best man !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDZ1x93WkiA
>>52319564
Who was on
>>52319581
Don't hack me
is he still doing the font thing? i left a while ago
just made this webm
>>52319533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE
I'm onto you, double hacking faggot
>>52319429
If I sign on via the website today I'll get paid from today but won't have to physically visit a job centre for a couple of weeks right?
>phone up speculatively looking for work
>"and what university did you attend?"
>"university of york"
>"ahh nice, very impressive"
>>52319639
saved t/bh
>>52319637
he didn't say you could come back
>>52319609
Reckless, Piers Morgan, Jacob Rees-Mogg banter
think its time to find another job lads
>>52319663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9R4Dur1mSU
britfags can't triforce
WEEBS OUT NOW
BRIT FOR HARDWORKING BRITS
>250 word essay due next Friday
>haven't even started yet
help me janny
:)
>>52319703
why
>>52319703
ASDA
S
D
A
current list of films for /brit/ film night
looking a bit shite
>>52319703
what happened la
send the buggers back
>>52319687
based jrm
Lads, should I become a normie next year? I kind of want to try it out but I don't like clubs.
>>52319703
>another job
>another
>job
kek
KEK
>>52319656
no you'll have to go to an appointment at a jobcentre within a couple of days of registering
do baby wipes burn you dick?
am I??
>>52319716
tell me about, my wife's son broke the other computer that i had my file on. my wife's son's dad is gonna come later and try to fix it.
>>52319716
>36 words a night
ooo that's a toughie
>>52319729
>>52319736
Pay is shite, work is shite & qt coworker doesn't hang around or talk any more la
>>52319732
'no'
>>52319736
Ronin
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>52319656
you won't receive any money till your first appointment but they will pay starting from the date you apply
>>52319764
but it'll be closed
i was signed on a few years back and i'm pretty sure i never went in for close to a month over xmas
>>52319656
>If I sign on via the website today I'll get paid from today
Get your shit together.
#Told
anyone still watch that twitch stream of the guy who plays MGS whilst talking to his dead dog?
>>52319827
*gets 104 likes*
>>52319827
>we can afford stuff from around the world
>we are worldly and cultured
poor us
>>52319827
What's being #told? Do people not know the difference between trade and migration?
>>52319827
AHHAhAHA fuckin geordi CUNTS :^)
Too right
>>52319827
You could literally say that about any advanced economy in today's globalised world. Doesn't mean we can't keep our own national identity. Fucking cucks
>mfw I read all the british posts in my head in a british accent
i-is this weird l-lads
*starts to come*
>>52319827
>what is globalism
>art students will justify this to allow 500,000 migrants a year into the country
Voting age should be raised to 25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mLafiz96A
>>52319707
Good post
English mother fucker do you speak it
getting back into the swing of things
>>52319893
2, 1, 3, 5, 4
>>52319707
just signed up to the university of york banter society, hope this lad is part of it
>>52319988
Nein leider nicht kumpel
>>52319988
Nehh.. only Scottish
>>52319988
No I speak Arabic only. Hahahaha, I just made a funny immigration joke referencing the amount of Arabs in the UK. Wasn't that hilarious? I will not get 100 (you)s with people replying with funny reaction images to my epic joke.
>>52319988
sprechen sie deutsch?
what are you guys doing for christmas?
i'm spending it alone desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcmVslqmcGs
Lads I have a dilemma.. First year of uni and I've blown most of my money and only have £20 left. Family are expecting a gift of sorts and I'm more than happy to give them Thorntons or something.
But what I wanna know is when I'd be next expecting student finance, anyone got a clue?
I need to keep on to what I've got desu because the bus to uni is a fiver.
>>52320035
>nehh
errr
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
please join i am so lonely
hampshite will be banned on hampsight
>>52320105
>gif
fuck off
>>52319894
RECORD HIGH IMMIGRATION UNDER TORY GOVERNMENT
>b-b-but the lefty students
>>52320105
>>52320156
the tories are leftist
>I never learned to make farting noises with my armpits
>>52320104
FONT
>>52320104
jan
>>52320198
childhood wasted lad
>>52320104
>bus to uni is a fiver
Use your legs you fat bastard.
>>52320198
you need to do it after a shower/bath/swim
>>52320104
Another first year student here, first payment is scheduled on the 4th Jan lad, so probably more like 9-10th. It needs to be in before 10th though, because I'm going out with mates on the 10th and I'm skint at the moment
>>52320181
>I am familiar with the format of imgur filenames and that imgur is the primary host of Reddit files yet have never browsed Reddit myself no really I promise I'm not lying honestly mate swear down swear on my mums life
t. you
>>52320192
If the Tories are left, I don't wanna be right!
BADUM TSH
>>52320202
FOAT
>>52320231
FONT
>>52320228
It's 20 miles at 9am cunt
>>52320198
I can't whistle
>>52320198
when i do situps i can make enormous farting noises when my sweaty back sticks to the floor
>>52320181
As someone who has literally never used Reddit, when I see people tell somebody that there post was 'Reddit', it always makes me think that person must use Reddit to know which posts are 'Reddit' and which aren't. I also think it's kind of pointless and a bit gay.
Just FYI
skipped a 21st tonight cause i couldn't be arsed drinking tb h
>>52320291
I can't tie shoe laces
>>52320271
>make good posts
>get literally 2 (You)s
Help me lads
>finishing term with less than £1000 left
How?
>>52319564
I enjoyed This Week. It was pretty comfy.
How long until it's quarter past 7?
>>52320283
>It's 20 miles at 9am
Fat bastard confirmed.
>>52320341
who was on?
>>52320348
2 hours, 8 mins.
doing a fat
>>52320348
about 2 good hours
>>52320396
have that exact kb desu
>>52320295
>situps
enjoy your wheelchair
>>52320271
I'm not a normie at all anon, I just enjoy hiding my power level and going out to get smashed. It it makes you feel better I fap to loli and traps
>>52320361
Stop bullying me
>>52320362
Fuck off 4+4chān
my sister is naked
takin' a peak
>
i got a boner, is that normal?
>>52320396
Doing a nigger. Where is the water melon monkey boy?
>>52320466
FOAT
>>52320466
fuck off weirdo
Already sorted out Christmas, getting a KFC bargain bucket and an haircut. Fucking mint, can't wait.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lauragallant/historical-photos-that-will-make-you-nostalgic-for-the-br#.qeOGyYXRd
So many women working these horrible dirty jobs! We need more women represented in these workplaces!!!!
>>52320466
Elky
>>52320506
>buzzfeed
could you please not?
imagine visualsounds coming on you're cock with that tyneside accent hnnnggg
>>52320506
>clicking that link
just tell us what it is senpai
>>52320466
Take pics for us anon
>>52320396
>>52320418
good lads
>>52320396
how's it going sersh
bardell btfo by mogg on qt tbH
catholics are the ultimate fedora tippers
Hello?
wow what a great audience
thankyou for inventing capitalism, poms
>>52320861
hello
>>52320875
Ancient Egyptians did it first desu senpai baka
>>52320861
from the other side
>>52320922
yeah but they weren't anglo so they don't count
Number of girls texted today: 2
>>52320954
>number of replies: 0
I literally have nothing to lose anymore
>>52320996
lose yourself
just got scared and depressed for no reason
i was just happy two minutes ago!
>>52320996
now you can start living
>>52321034
in the music? the moment?
>>52321034
in the music
just realised that our true nature is spirit not body
>just realised that our true nature is spirit not body
>just realised that our true nature is spirit not body
honestly considering signing up for okcupid.
>>52320954
Number of girls texted today: 1
Replies: 14
>>52321147
thought you were a dating expert
WE
ARE
don't step to real motherf**in Gs
THE
FAGS
JANITORS
t. Ricardo Carvalho
Alcohol is not a drug
ah yes, very impressive
>>52321163
>Lads, I think I'm becoming a dating expert
>gonna' take a cheeky dump :)
>fuck off yank
>kpop desu lads
i get knocked up
>>52321163
i'm a bit like will smith in that film. good with other people, but can't get a date to save my life.
i get down again
and i get down (on a willy) again
>And again, it's like poetry, it's sort of, they rhyme. Every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one. Hopefully it'll work.
what did he mean by this?
>>52321308
Is it mine?
Anyone remember these?
The one where Owl went to night school was the best.
got global elite in CSGO
can end myself now
>new guy at work was in the army
>says he quit because of a bad experience and suffering PTSD
>goes on about getting hit by mortar fire at his base and coming under fire while on patrol in Afghanistan
>all the women are lapping it up, literally drooling over him 'omggggg ur so brave!!!1!'
>when he tells the story to me and another lad he's a bit vague
>we try to call him out on it
>he gets all stuttery and confesses he was never even deployed anywhere other than Germany
>tries to pass it off as banter/a joke
How do I react to this? It sounds like something an autist would do. Nobody apart from me and the other lad know and he begged us not to say anything.
>>52321345
>still playing CSGO after Valve ruined it
>>52321348
Tell him to give you a blowjob or else you'll tell them
>>52321377
this desu
valve have ruined both of my favourite games
lads it's my birthday today
confessions and plot twists:
i just turned 18 actually
and i'm a bit of a normie since i'm going on the utter sesh with several of my mates to get absolutely hammered
The gayness of this board demonstrates the underlying, innate gayness of the human male, which is mostly suppressed by societal convention but can thrive in this anonymous setting.
>>52321377
it was always shit
but no one plays 1.6 anymore
>>52321405
babby going to the pub for the first time
>>52321405
fuck off literal child
>>52321417
shut up or I'll suck your cock
>>52321348
call him out. if you don't suppress his bullshit now, it'll only get worse, especially for you when the women find out that you're implicit in his deception.
in my almost-mid 20s and never had sex lads
it's not going to get any better, is it?
>>52321405
fuck off you cunt
pissed the bed last night and currently laying in it
>>52321405
Hope you die slowly
Utter, utter cunt
>>52321437
iktf
>>52321405
happy birthday :) x
>>52321437
its over 2bh
you'll stop caring as you approach 30 though
>>52321390
>>52321436
thanks lads
>>52321405
>Born in December
sorry mate
>>52321455
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJEgV4o7OQ
>>52321436
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>52321522
what do you actually gain from calling him out?
150 mg of sertraline a day for depression
doxycycline every day for acne
what medication do you lads take
>>52321437
27 here. I only get through each day on a cocktail of alcohol and benzos. I throw up blood every morning.
>>52321557
Nothing, but it's not something you should lie about. Most people probably big themselves up a little but going that far is odd.
>>52321474
you can fuck off btw, i've seen some of the post you've made and you seem like kind of a dickhead
>>52321576
DUDE
ALCOHOL
LMAO
>>52319256
67 first try. If anyone can manage like 70-90+ you might be able to get a job online doing audio transcriptions. The job is all online and legit but the test is impossible if you can't type quick
>>52321588
I don't see any point in calling him out
no reason to just piss him off
>>52321563
3mg etizolam
20mg valium
8mg flubromazepam
~300ml of spirits as a nightcap
Finally found my ASMRfu's real name, let the next level stalking commence.
>>52321563
been on prescribed xanax for a few days now, doesn't seem to be helping much so fuck it i'm going to start abusing it
>>52321634
It's wrong though
Doesn't matter if it benefits me or not. Maybe I'll tell him to stop and if he carries on then let everyone know.
>>52321641
>>52321663
what do you take them for?
>>52321641
>>52321663
bad lads
>>52321611
ouch
>>52321643
whos your ASMRfu
>>52321663
lad don't get addicted to benzos, its really easy to
>>52321683
Considering 2 of them are RC's, I'll guess recreation
>>52321643
Who?
(better not be mine)
>>52321549
fuck off you convict copypasting cunt
>yanks unironically pronounce mum "mom"
>>52321697
don't worry lad, it's never too late to stop being a dickhead, then you might get a gf after all
see? i'm helping
>>52321683
sleep mainly, i'm a chronic insomniac. also calms my panic attacks.
>>52321746
good post
bareee tired
>>52321704
>>52321713
she's not mainstream, you wouldn't have heard of her
>>52319256
i'm pretty fucking stoned right now
>>52321799
DUDE
>>52321719
fuck off you histrionic tripcunting shitcunt son of a cunt
listening to kim wilde
>>52321799
59 WPH isn't bad
>>52321799
lol dude weed lmao
two door cinema club
>>52321775
2, 1
>>52321753
thank you m8
I'll try
U2 are totally crap
Today I've suddenly felt the urge to come inside an indian girl, I think the BBC brainwashing is kicking in. Any good ones on adult work?
Where do I start with umberto eco?
got a slight headache but not enough to warrant going to the shops to get some panadol
>>52321933
start with the Greeks
>>52321941
what if it gets worse
why are girls so violent?
>>52321889
Escorts don't let you spaff in them. Otherwise they'd all be hoaching with STDs.
>>52321963
then that's me fucked because i can't be arsed
>>52321889
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1366066
>>52321989
They do if they're disgusting and worth avoiding. But I meant inside a condom anyway.
>>52321941
>>52321963
>>52321992
actually i just remembered i have another box in my bathroom drawer of all places hahahaha what am i like
>>52321967
Copious amounts of oestrogen in our water, plastics, food etc.
>>52321989
this one does, £60 extra according to her blog from nov 8th last year
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1975154
>>52322005
She'd do
>>52322053
thank god was getting very worried
Gonna need more acne meds lads. Not best pleased.
>>52322118
get accutane
how do i go about destroying britain's economy?
Tempted
http://www.adultwork.com/2323069
>>52322142
Brexit
>>52322142
Get Jeremy Corbyn into power.
>>52322135
That iso shit? I got that last time and it did fuck all.
>>52322142
give the treasury over to this man
>>52322167
>well educated
>speaks 3 languages
>is a prostitute
yeah right
>>52322118
zineryt lotion
Remember, prostitutes can't be raped
They must walk the path they chose
Staff Died [Heroism -60]
Staff Died [Heroism -60]
Staff Died [Heroism -60]
Staff Died [Heroism -60]
Staff Died [Heroism -60]
doing a vodka consumption
Alcohol is a drug
>>52322247
fuck off sexist
>>52322005
faq
>Q. I AM BLACK, WILL YOU SEE ME?
>A.
>AS A PERSONAL PREFERNCE I DO NOT SEE BLACK MEN. APOLOGIES.
lol
>"Where were you born Rasheed?"
>"Bangistan"
ey up I can't beleeev their clorsin' pit
Cam'runs britun!
>>52322390
bangladesh is such an overpopulated shithole it's not even funny
LETS GET WEIRD AND FUCKING ROWDY
>>52322005
>go to university
>become a prostitute
>>52322393
Corbyn's coming to save the day
man of the people!
>>52322005
>>52322377
kek
I love it when shitskins think they are superior to other shitskins.
>>52322247
You can be educated and poor. If I was a fit lass, I wouldn't mind sucking a few dicks to fund my phd or some shit.
>>52322437
You can earn more if you're attractive than some ugly mong can with a bit of paper.
>>52322390
>the countries of the indian subcontinent are the 2nd, 6th and 8th most populated countries in the world
>total population: 1.63 billion
>>52322452
Don't think it's a superiority thing as such, it's just that black clients are more likely to have AIDS, more likely to beat her to death, etc
>>52322569
There's time left, I'm still confident