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cara
>>52293333
Nice triple
swear to god janny best not delete this
>>52293360
thanks
animal
>>52293314
because im a dick
maisie
What do I do now?
Hi I'm new to posting on here so please be nice and kindly tell me if i do anything I shouldn't, anyway being using heroin since I was 15 (I'm 32 now ) but have had a few breaks during that time, but for the past 8 years I've been using everyday 2/3 times a day,
I was able to get in my arms for the first 5 years, but for the past 3 to 4 years I've been injecting in my groin with no problems and never hitting an artery, but on Friday night I went in my groin as usual and I couldn't hit the vein, after pushing it in hard blood started flowing in so I pushed it in fairly quick (no quicker than normal really) and when I pulled back again no blood came in, , but once I took the needle out I got a bad pain in my thigh and I've had it for the past 4 days and it seems to be getting worse,
I can hardly walk and have to lift my leg up with my hands in order to get in bed, the pain is very severe and I don't know what to do, I don't know if it was a miss or I hit a nerve or I've got DVT (blood clot) or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj5-lubeM
tune, even lube in hyperlink HAHAHAHA
>tfw yanks and canacucks make up the majority of /brit/ now
>>52293365
I'd pump her for a good two hours
>>52293402
Fuck mate you're really slow on this one, seal the deal
>>52293402
fucking so smooth man fuck off, that was making me hate you rn you fuck
I'll be your Emmylou and I'll be your June
If you'll be my Gram and my Johnny too
No, I'm not asking much of you
Just sing little darling, sing with me
>>52293373
del. this
>>52293436
yeah maybe if you wait an hour between pumps
v. exciting image
gonna smoke a cheeky spliff out the window ttyattl (to tell you all the truth lads)
>>52293402
>>52293473
oh i take that back, too long of time between texts for it to be smooth, just seems really needy and tryhardy
js.
>>52293333
Why does this yank insist on making new threads
Literally never had sex. I wouldn't even know how to do it if a girl was in my bedroom with me alone.
>tfw your asian gf says you're so much more alpha than asian boys
>>52293563
Alright, no worries.
>>52293580
it's better than kpop or anime
>>52293582
shag her for a good two hours`
Has anyone here experienced cartilage coming out of their nose after doing alot of cocaine for a long period of time?
Recently, a big chunk came out...spongy, bendable, white,etc. After that...when I blow my nose on the right nostril white cartilage comes out now and then. Did tons of research on this and read on the internet this is septum cartilage that when one large piece comes out the surrounding cartilage dies and comes out which can cause a nasal perforation.
>>52293563
>too long of time
good two hours i think it was
>>52293582
ha same actually
>>52293608
kpop posters never make threads
leave us outta this m8
i dont care about how they ignoredm e again
i just wnat one of them to ackknowledge my existence
im pathetic but i don't tknow how else to do it
was chatting with this bird on the bus and for some reason brought up my phobia of taps then things got awkward, first 10 mins was us talking and the final 5 mins was sitting in silence looking at opposite directions after i mentioned my tap phobia (why is that even an issue, fucking cunt). I walked off the bus and forgot to thank the bus driver so i ran after the bus as it started moving i tapped on the window he stopped and opened the door probably thought i left something behind and just said "c-cheers.." and power walked away like an autist
>>52293640
>responding
Can someone explain this new maymay?
>>52293652
fine
it's better than anime
really terrible how intolerant non-white communities are of homosexuality
we should really force nogs and pakis to choose between accepting bumming and the gas chambers desu
>>52293673
everyone is now a muslim apart from ISIS
>>52293433
don't get how its not causing an autism spree anymore 2bh
>>52293673
if you don't get it you ain't no muslim bruv
>>52293708
want to see an SJW on question time telling some pakis they have to have gay weddings in mosques
thanks, but no yanks.
Azusa
>>52293755
genius
>>52293740
>>52293433
have you not been to daytime (GMT) /brit/?
>>52293679
KEK KEK KEK
Smells like no gf.
Ive crawled back like a p tehtic little worm
New Star Wars is pretty shit desu lads
Christmas gift anyone?
need a english rey gf
where is her accent from
>>52293847
like your sex life then
>>52293815
woah
cuck KEK Cuck
>>52293847
how did you expect anything more than a near perfect advert for toys
>>52293877
Its Received pronunciation.
i.e Posh cunt
>>52293881
p much famalam
>>52293892
cuck cuck cuck
Literally have the best waifu lads
-Great seamstress: Makes her own handbags.
-Great artist: fantastic at drawing.
-Likes making airfix kits
-When she's not doing the above she's smelting metal and making her own jewelry.
>>52293876
drugs
desu senpai
>>52293922
so is westminster so rich it lost all its cockney roots
look at this
i couldve killed my self and they wouldve been none the wiser and this is how they act
Think I'm going to become a normie in 2016 lads. Bit bored of life, may as well give normiehood a crack.
>>52293941
me on the bottom right
>>52293963
Didnt here any cockneys apart from the cabbies last time I was in Westminster.
>>52293974
Nobody cares you mardarse
>>52294001
I know
>>52293995
is emilia clarke and felicity jones the same
i can't remember but don't think felicity sounds like a brummie
>>52294045
Felicity Jones is a brummie
Emilia Clarke is a Londoner
Post absolute bangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCATw-7au30
Anything lads?
>>52293974
lass on the right is peng ting
>>52294092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3_QjEIyxCQ
>>52294079
emilia is the least posh of all of them
felicity defo lost her accent but i've never been to birmingham
>>52294098
m-maybe in 2016
right lads?
I always forget how tall I am and how weird it must look when I'm with normal-sized people until I see a movie or show where they show a tall guy next to a short girl and I think "Shit, he looks huge next to her" and then I look up his height and he's shorter than me.
>>52294143
Haaaaaaaaa
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HAAAAASAAAH
just got back from the mosque lads, replaced ahmeds korean with a bible, you should have seen the imams face haha!
>>52294143
probably not m8, but you never know.
>>52294092
All they do is dress him in black and put makeup on his face.
Is that what korean girls want in a man?
>>52294098
Still stuck in the reconnaissance phase.
>>52294172
you're proper mental haha
>>52294098
Yes
Pic related
haxball where kiddies
>>52294209
>Gay-on
>>52294188
Korean girls are extremely shallow and materialistic
>>52294098
Went on a date tonight laddies.
Went better than expected tbqh.
Knowing me, shit all will come from it though.
Saw star wars last night lads. Was quite alri desu, but the girl was shit
>>52294265
Just saw it an hour or so ago, agree desu but the black lad was pretty good I think
Gotta get gone to work in 12 hours mates
another day of people bangin on about xmas
>>52294288
just fuck off yank cunt
>>52294288
naw
London btw
http://strawpoll.me/6296249
http://strawpoll.me/6296249
http://strawpoll.me/6296249
http://strawpoll.me/6296249
might have a wank whilst crying
thoughts?
live a life you will remember lads
>>52294413
if its this short i wont forget any of it
>>52294400
don't do it
>>52294400
bit risky
>>52294098
nah nothing lmao. i did almost pull a yank girl at a club who had a fiancee but at the last second she decided against it reee
what is even the point of living past 40
ignoring all of their calls hahahahaha
>hello yes i refuse to meet you in person
jUST
>>52294434
you will when you're dead
haha
Why do Korean girls love anglo men so much?
Going fuck mental on this cunt
going to make him kill himself hahahahahahaha
>>52294481
>>52294470
>>52294456
>>52294446
>>52294442
>>52294434
>>52294413
>>52294400
*hands over "Best Poster"Award*
>>52294516
all me
>>52294484
who is that cunt from australia? i unironically know better looking guys than he is. he fucking looks like me hahahaha and i'm fuggo
enjoying some small pleasures
>>52294456
im gunna live to 100 at least (have a method)
want to have dinner with king charles n that
>>52294514
>>52294470
go to bed you will feel better in the morning dont do anything stupid
>>52294516
literally all me or direct atme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE
>>52294296
Yeah he suprised me
>>52294541
>enjoying some small pleasures
having a wank then?
>>52294564
having a food and watching a show
>>52294516
4 (you)'s btw
ty
might go for a run in just my boxers
>>52294288
>>52294582
>not harry
lads harry is the GOAT royal 2bh
British humor is so weird
I don't get it
Canadian btw
Is there anywhere decent to discuss economics on 4chan? Or even somewhere else.
/biz/ and /pol/ are shit tier desu
/r/bucks
Eating some roast pork lads, don't tell the sharia police.
Got a nice big bit of pork crackling too.
Sliced beef just reminds me of vaginas
>>52294647
A FUCKING LEAF
Think my breakdown is finally happening and i will never be teh same again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-K8hkayONk
lol
>>52294647
This thread isn't a proper representation of British humour
gonna roast some parsnips for breakfast
>>52294647
Fuxk off jf.
Just made a very rude Facebook post lads
>Say mean things towards kikes
>3 years in jail
>>52294702
more like a representation of autism
amarite
>1am
get to bed lads, you've got work tomorrow
Lads I feel oil shit and can't sleep. Think a hangover from afternoon drinking is kicking in.
Work in 9 hours. What do?
>>52294722
delete it
>have you gone mental
responded with
>rofl ;D
>>52294722
REBEL OVER HERE LIVIN ON THE EDGE
>>52294722
FONT
Also not a very good idea lad. I recommend deleting it.
>>52294745
>amarite
Definitely
>>52294757
U FUCKING WOT M8
installing nude mods for fallout cause i've fallen in love with curie hahah WHAT.AM.I.LIKE
>>52294780
delete it desu, you will regret it in the morning
>>52294728
A reminder that if you are a paki slag that you can call for genocide based on sex and race and not even go to court.
>>52294780
;^)
>>52294789
>>52294783
>>52294774
wahey!
>>52294803
cant delete a text desu
having a laff at his patheic attempts to phone me
>tfw white women go downhill once they reach 25 but asian women stay young looking and pretty well into their 50s.
>>52294823
silly billy
>>52294801
Curie, you mean curry right?
Fucking paki
>>52294828
Yeah, and?
Let me live that fantasy~
>>52294828
Weebs are in terminal decline from the moment of conception.
>>52294828
Yeah but one is a beautiful white woman and the other is a button nose slanty eyed gook?
>>52294801
that's a slippery slope lad
>>52294823
absolute madman
going full edgelord
>>52294882
delete thi
>>52294862
post boipucci
WHat did i mean by any of my actions since i arrived home?
>>52294828
tfw no bae Suzy gf
>>52294924
not sure, i'm quite confused desu
>>52294924
that depends on how much alcohol youve had
>>52294884
No, this is a slippery slope
><anon>
>dude
fuck off yank
literally laighed at this
nn babes
>existing as a human on this planet after my ancestors kept the bloodline going for a fuckzillion years
>just had a wank in bed and am thirsty but cbf to get up
>>52294795
i said you have a JSA appointment tomorrow, wouldn't want to miss it
>2015
>being racist
>>52294862
coming over now
>>52294994
Are you posting this so we can laugh at you?
>>52294828
What about Russians? Some of them age nicely
>>52295005
ha ha
jokes on you; it's not until next week
>>52295005
jokes on you its not even called jsa any more
>>52294828
white wimmen can age nicely too, plus your kid won't have identity issues
they should rename jsa to psa (pathetic scum assistance)
>>52295106
snorted at this
this is why 2d>3d, they don't age
>>52295090
>your kid won't have identity issues
Literally not a problem if you have a girl
Why don't you get off your arse and get a job
*Jeremy Kyle faiz*
>>52295140
Fucking this. 3D women should be put into camos for breeding purposes only.
>>52295153
but then she's a girl, her career ends at OL, and good luck finding a man rich enough to let her be a housewife unless she's an 8/10 or up
heck most asian guys don't date outside their race, ESPECIALLY koreans.
need sensible grounded people for support in r/bucks
haven't been sleeping well these last few weeks
>>52295174
SO WHAT IF IT'S NOT YOUR KID? You should be a man and stick with her!!!!!!
Hu guys
Remove Yeri from Red Velvet
>>52295236
*Wendy
>>52295153
What is it about half Jap and half human children that makes them supervillains?
Is it the intelligant white part and the intelligent Jap part of the brain that competes for control, driving them mad with anger while any other race mixing like black/white cancels out the brain capacity in general, making them merely feral thugs?
wahey
>>52295191
Race mixing is an abomination and a sin
>>52295257
do a vocaroo migh tcalm me down
The way I see it, it's everyone else's fault im a bit fucked up.
Who /abusivedad/ here
>>52295257
This
Stupid maple syrup leaf cunt
>>52295259
This pictograph explains it
I am sad
>>52295299
You guys always ask me when I have normie things to do :C I need to go out rn
>>52295225
pls i don't understand what this means
>>52295305
wouldnt call it abusive but I got hit for everything even honest mistakes and even now i've got 5 inches taller than him and weight near the same as him I still don't talk to him when hes shouting at something
RV ranking
Yeri
Irene
Joy
Seulgi
Power gap
A fucking leaf
>>52295350
no yanks
>>52295341
PLEASE
im doing a major depression
>>52295305
Show me on the doll where your father touched you.
>>52295341
how hard is it to say a few words woman-
>>52295377
Just do a happy then
Official /brit/ SNSD rankings:
Taeyeon
Tiffany
Yoona
Yuri
Sunny
Sooyoung
Seohyun
Hyoyeon
>>52295335
Hapa butthurt is one of the funniest things on the internet
>>52295359
Kind of the same, he never really hit me but he used to always beat my mother. Now he just resorts to verbal abuse when he's drunk but he won't get violent because he knows I'll blow him the fuck out. I'm just too quiet to escalate it myself tbqh, I honestly would rather he just went for me. Him talking shit annoys me to no end. Always waits until he's drunk too the cowardly cunt.
>tfwnogf
>>52295427
Switch sunny and seohyun
>>52295377
>>52295394
PEER PRESSURE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SluVbmxmIu
>>52295377
For gods sake man, stop acting so thirsty. Have some self respect.
>>52295420
>tfw i have repsoned to posts like this
>tfw it doesnt work and it didnt work for them
fucks sake
>>52295335
>There are posters RIGHT NOW that still want a chinkwife regardless
>>52295481
Are you one of those asmr birds?
>>52295511
don't want a wife or kids, just wanna fug
>>52295481
>yank "accent"
Bomi lol
sad and horny
I'm lying in bed
Wearing nothing but clothes
Doin a sleep in 15, gotta get up in like 7 hours. Hard life
>>52295584
iktfb
>>52295481
Please record: "Havin' a wank lads"
>>52295577
delete this
>>52295577
source
>>52295591
font
Home in 3 days lads, gonna have me some walkers cheese and onion when i get back
>>52295656
Get a Greggs in lad
You need to have your Asian wife have a surrogate white child.
But you need to have it implanted in her by IVF so she can give birth to it and developed emotions for it. Otherwise she'll murder it when it cries.
>>52295668
virus. don't click.
>>52295668
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>52295701
thanks derik
>>52295668
giz a token la
Testing tbqh senpai:
https://%67%6f%6f%67%6c%65%2e%63%6f%6d%3f.4chan.org
>>52295481
You're in serious trouble if things don't get better, young seppo lady.
rees mogg on top toff tory form tonight on qt lads
Workin 80 hours next week bois
prepare to lube, about to get analed by Christmas shoppers
>>52295790
>cucks that have to work over christmas and new year
more like reeeeee bog
amarite
>>52295849
shut up dickhead
>>52295859
>left
>>52295859
>no bra
>nipple piercing
Think I'm finally ready for a relationship lads. Now if only I wasn't an ugly, unlikable cunt with no romantic prospects.
>>52295888
Logs you out of your 4chan pass
>>52295821
tfw don't even get paid extra for it because lol salary
tfw everyone else is paid hourly and gets double pay all week
>>52295870
You are a woefully witless dunce and a debauched blood-freezing hysterical mass of warbling inanity
>buying a 4chan pass
if there is anyone THIS cucked in /brit/ right now, you MUST leave.
Found an iPhone with no SIM card. How can I find out who the owner is?
>>52295859
what gains to impregnate a brit hag and make her a brown child FOR GOD!
>>52295936
uwot m8
>>52295888
>4chan Pass
>You are now logged out.
But I was never logged in haha
>>52295972
You are an indescribably decadent cretin and a naive dandruff-eating molester of small furry animals
>>52295888
you're not going to fool me
>>52295969
lol
>>52295985
u want a fucking slap
really like ice cubs nose tBh
>>52295668
cunt
had to go find my ID and token again haha
>>52296011
You're an unutterably revolting parasite and a nefarious all-befouling cesspool of sub-human filth
all i want for christmas is a four chan pass
>>52296068
all I want for Xmas is a gf
>>52296089
yes
>>52296050
You're an amalgamation of loathsome repulsiveness
>Sir! anon has a gameboy in his backpack!
what do?
>>52296068
just remembered hiro didn't do a sale at yanksgiving
silly hiro
>>52296089
No
Che bally.
Your mother throws me the gum
Greetings
drinkin wine lads
ive done a winery tour in both napa and tuscany.
am i a toff?
Do those uni starting salary statistics take into account the cost of living of where people will probably be working?
>>52296141
what about this
>>52296172
Don't worry, a yank can't actually be a toff.
>>52296172
No ur a bender
greetings from Bakersfield, California
greetings race
greetings to my family in San Luis Potosi
pd: cheers
pd2: we win
>>52296205
Yea, this one's a little thicker all around
No bueno
>>52296089
Fat chick at a good angle, you can see the cellulite misshaping her arse and the roll under her arm
>>52296089
Without doubt
>>52293223
>What's wrong with Nigel?
>Oh he's just high again grandma, he's ALWAYS like this now
>poor boy, he had so much potential, now he's just a loser
posting this so I can save it in and post in a group chat
fuck off
>>52296237
really?
>>52296170
I did it wrong.
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https://cuckshed
There we go.
wahay
wa
hey??
>>52296296
REEEE
https://sys.4chan.org/%64erefer?url=https://cuckshed
Third time lucky.
wahey
https://vimeo.com/132619647
loving every laugh
getting doxxed RIGHT niw lmao
>>52295859
>Leeds locals
going to bed
night all x
http://www.insultgenerator.org/
>>52296400
good night
>>52296400
are you me x
gn
IN AMERICA
YOU GOTTA BE 21 TO BE ABLE TO DO 22 OF THE 23 THINGS WE DO IN 24 HOURS
25 MAN WANNA BEEF ME
>>52296400
mind if i join? :3
>>52296414
>I will buttfuck you so spitefully that your bathroom will stink for decades.
>Eat a goddamn dick, you miserable cunt.
fuck off yank
>>52296468
Bathe in an ocean of cocks, you deplorable piece of shit.
>humans are pack animals (lol) so isolation is stressfull
what did he mean by this
>>52296452
coming over now
>>52296483
>We should meet up next week, it's absurd to talk to someone with so many dependencies.
wat
>>52296483
Some say that you have herpes.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
what did he mean by this
>>52296560
I wake up every morning hoping that you gag on a janitor's cock, you retarded bastard.
OOH I LOVE MY UGLY BOYS
>>52296531
Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese
Stop
>>52296684
*begins*
>>52296684
You're a depraved orgy of subhuman indecency
what is /brit/'s opinion on this guy?
Ride with me
>>52296754
wew
>>52296730
Liked oasis as a kid desu. Never bought a record but I liked their music when it came on the radio in the car
>>52296754
hurts more than any swear word ever
*licks the air*
tastes like a k-on night ngl
>>52296754
lol
>>52296730
I like him but I'm underclass scum, middle class people prefer Blur
>>52296730
He's a sound one, our kid.
Lads my Trump hoodie gets here on Saturday. I'm stocked. I'm totally gonna get stabbed here.
>>52296824
CALIFORNIA OUT
>>52296824
cannot stump the bump
(post pics)
>>52296824
Shot*
Stabbings are our thing
>>52296824
If you ever come to ireland you have a place to stay ;-)
>>52296354
This is what America looks like to outsiders. Scary.
califronian girls stay for free in my bed
NEED to to a wank
>>52296824
Meant to say "stoked"
>>52296837
this guy
>>52296840
I will when I can.
>>52296851
Well 'm in Cali so.... alotta spics, and illegal ones at that. Stabbings are also their thing.
>>52296909
>>52296909
>>52296909
new thread
america is pretty normal for the most part
>>52296730
complete and utter cunt who made a career of making boring music and cashing in on the hype of the madchester scene by playing an exaggerated manchester stereotype
t. manc
